Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...
Now that we're all gathered here, what should our first order of business be?! First come, first serve, people!
We should order pizza. all toppings. Also, fuck you lex, you piece of shit leader
Why does their HQ look like a weird squished Darth Vader helmet, anyway?
>>87185656
seconded
>>87185697
NO QUESTIONING MY ARCHITECTURAL CHOICES!
>>87185656
I feel a vote is in order. I say nay. Anyone else? And you >>87185701 don't get to vote, janitor! What's your name, anyway?!
It's Summer Time and you know what that means! Gonna send out all my tapes, get the song stuck in your head!
>>87185753
Okay fine, let's order that pie, but then we got to get back to doing world crime!
PUNY MORTALS, YOUR REALITY HAS BEEN MARKED FOR ANNIHILATION BY THE INSANE FORCES OF CHAOS
>>87185827
Chaos...K-Sauce...
I feel it's important when one feels the rage in their cage, such as yourself, to do some breathing exercises...What do you say?
>>87185827
Summer Time lo-o-o-vin'! Chaos aint' got shit on me!
Slaanesh is a skanked-up bitch that can't sing a tune!
>>87185753
Ask H.R. Lemme know when you got a boiler er terlet that needs work, otherwise Scruffy's on break.
Exactly why was I invited to this facility again?
>>87185867
THROUGH THE BLASPHEMOUS MAGICKS OF CHAOS I NO LONGER REQUIRE AIR TO LIVE, MEWLING WORM
>>87185998
Good, that's the first step! Tell me more about this K-Sauce business.
>>87185296
Black Lords Assemble!
>>87185921
thought you were Martian Manhunter's evil twin brother, sorry.
Gentlemen, behold
>>87186229
NGGHAAAH!
>>87185753
I know you're getting my messages Lex, you can't keep pretending I don't exists!
>>87186229
Hey there buddy bud, whatcha got going on?
>>87186243
Did someone say something?
And forget it, I ordered a dozen pizzas, all with different kinds of toppings. Better that than to deal with the bickering!
>>87186238
Skrawl, please. Black Manta is here.
>>87185753
Gideon Graves. You better remember it. Cause im better than you
>>87186303
I'm lactose intolerant
>>87186303
I AM ALLERGIC TO FAITH AND THE EMPEROR'S RIGHTEOUSNESS. WILL YOUR CHEESE BREAD COME WITH THESE?
Look, I just want some pants.
'You know, for an evil concentration of the most evil people to ever evil in the history of evil, we're not exactly... you know, EVIL. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love the coffee dispenser, that we have the best Kit-Kat vending machine this side of the East Coast, but outside of bothering the Justice Friends, we don't really do anything... BIG. When's the last time you pulled off genocide, Red Skull? How about you, Electro? When did you suggest we cut off the world's power supply and charge them at a premium for ours? Never. Bizarro! Come on, man, whenever you're on your own you do that reverse thing and that's great, but when you're here all you do is pig out on Lex's munchies and watch Seinfeld reruns.'
'Poison Ivy. For goodness's sakes, I saw you marching in a Gay Pride Parade and become a spokesman for Hashtag Love Wins on Facebook. Ra's, the most evil thing YOU did in the last six months was endorse Hillary. I'm not even going to go into detail on that horrible attempt at stealing candy from a baby YOU suggested, Firefly.'
'What I'm saying is, really... guys...I want mozzarella topping on the double-double and I will not take no for a fucking answer.'
It's too hot in here
Let's blow up the ocean!
>>87187100
My bad.
WE NEED TO FIND A PLAN TO FINALLY GET RID OF THAT PINK PUFFBALL