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So Homestuck just updated, with this. http://www.mspaintadve

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So Homestuck just updated, with this.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6
And a news post.
>Just going to leave this here for now, and assume that the kids these days will know what to do with it.

So your post-canon content is in fact, a snapchat... thing? I don't know how snapchat actually works.
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No wait even worse
The epilogue is a Vriskagram styled thing on snapchat.
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>>87155248
I'm not seeing this newspost
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>>87155248
Why?
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>>87155435
Refresh several times, the page can be weird. Notice you can't even see the earlier newspost for Hiveswap.
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>>87155299
Oh fucking christ they're even accepting davekat stuff.
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>>87155299
Maybe these threads have made me hate Hussie on principle but that sounds awful in every conceivable reality.

Screencap it. I don't want to take the effort to fiddle with an app for 10th grade girls just to be as disappointed as I know I will.
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Is the prologue out? What's happening?
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What's snapchat? Can you watch porn on it?
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>>87155629
Doesn't look like anyone is thrilled. Even at its height Homestuck's fanbase was antisocial teenage girls, the kind that don't use snapchat.
What the fuck is he thinking?
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>>87155676
You chat with pictures that quickly get deleted.
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>>87155784
Are there titties?
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>>87155817
This is new Homestuck, it's PG-13 at best.
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>>87155719
Remember when shit like this would be ironic?
Now it's like a prophecy.
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What do I even fucking do with this thing?
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i don't think it's anything but a way to advertise their snapchat account
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>>87155862
>Robin Williams
Yeaaaaah.
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>>87155862
>soundtrack is blank
heh
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>>87155964
Why does a company have a snapchat
What does it even do with that?
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>>87155862
I think a better one would be the one where it's a formulaic as fuck kid's movie and Jumanji ripoff. Cause frankly that's what he's doing now.
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>>87155248
>"we're still relevant!"
>meanwhile they never will post anything besides a picture of a horse and go "lol"
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>>87155993
It's probably to show their updates through Snapchat stories, instead of making a whole article about it.

We all know how lazy Hussie is with something as complex as dev updates.
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>>87155993
probably to try convincing kids to buy the feferi merch
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>>87156051
But don't snapchat things end up as a thing sent to one person?
Like, it's not a hosting site, it's a chat program, right?
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>>87156074
They can create a story that lasts for 24 hours, public for people to view. Those are called Snapchat Stories.
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>>87156100
That doesn't sound much better.
What the fuck are they doing if they put out official content on it? Hope it gets deleted when people inevitably hate it and pretend it never happened?
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>>87156074
I think anyone can see videos. I saw stuff on /gif/ people said was from hitomi tanaka's snapchat. It might have been a different thing though like instagram or something
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>>87156124
That, or they'll just show vine-like snaps to the audience with the quirky retarded dev team doing memes.

It can only go downhill from here.

>>87156176
There are applications to save images and videos from Snapchat, but the method of going through it is a pain in the ass.
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MSPAF still broken?
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>>87155248
Pros:
>Nudes or if pg13 lewds
>lonely fangirls starved for attention
>maybe actual funny shit is posted
>your fav artist posts there

Cons:
>davekat or shipping circlejerk
>Typical tumblr discourse
>unfunny maymay posts
>Photos get deleted after sometime
>Nobody uses the app
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>>87156257
>davekat or shipping circlejerk
Apparently they were already sharing Davekat pics.
It's kinda sad that because about two people in the whole team like it and the rest either don't like it or fucking despise it.
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>>87155248
It's fucking nothing.

It is actually fucking nothing.
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>>87156282
Screencap. I need to see the damages that were done.
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>>87156282
Really? who are the devs who don't give a shit about davekat?
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And people say NuHuss isn't real
When is the last time he's done anything actually funny?
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>>87156389
Ikimaru, Papers, pretty much all the musicians except Brown, probably more.
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>>87156394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekVtjoxwBRQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIL8wv6THjo

>>87156446
>ikimaru
You mean the one that drew DaveKat for the Vriskagram update? The same Ikimaru that was involved with that?
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>>87156318
Fucking this.

Expecting anything of substance out of Hussie and his inner circlejerk after the shit they pulled on us is fucking pathetic.
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>>87156483
Yeah. She actually hates it, big DaveJade shipper.
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So this is homestuck in 2016
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>>87156508
Not to find your post as disinformation, I just don't follow any blog posts of any sorts, when it comes to the dev team. Mind spoonfeeding me a post about that?
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>>87156446
>Davejade gets three songs
>Davekat gets a song rejected
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>>87156577
Well she draws a ton of Davejade, and had a big long art post about karkat comforting terezi which ended with the words FUCK DAVEKAT
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>>87156546
Were you expecting something different?
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>>87156590
Which are the davejade and davekat songs, anon? also link it
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>>87156666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KihK9orAi0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFRtTDSVKQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkYB3Fw4bLw
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Are Davekat deniers still a thing
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ACTS 1-4:
-Kids and fun!
-MSPAF

ACT 5:
-Trolls and drama.
-HSG

ACT 6:
-Hiatuses and Tumblr pandering?
-HST/deleted threads

ACT 7:
-Confirmation of everything we've been dreading since act 5.2 and unending rage...
-/aco/
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>>87155248
[visible confusion]
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>>87156777
You know, more and more I'm beginning to suspect Cohen wrote post-retcon. Everything sounds more and more like him.
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>>87155248
It's official

Hussie is no longer ironic

The man who made And it Don't Stop and Problem Sleuth is dead and buried, but then his corpse got up again and started posting snapchats
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>>87156777
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>>87156870
Reminder that ipgd is partially responsible for this.
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>>87156777
As long as I live

The epilogue can consist entirely of hundreds of pages of graphic Davekat pornography and I'll still deny it
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>>87156907
Reminder that we enabled her, meaning that we're also indirectly responsible for this
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>>87156777
It really is the worst ship in Homestuck.
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>>87156854
It's obvious that Hussie stopped writing the comic less than halfway into Act 6. The comic read like a bad fanfiction and the majority of plotlines were completely dropped. Maybe earlier, but whoever he hired was still trying to emulate his style before they realized they had full creative authority on the comic.

Also, why stop at Cohen? We already know Rachel had direct access to the creative process and gave hussie direct feedback, and if Hussie let Piggy in then he probably gave away the same access.
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>>87156910
>>87156949
Reminder that Cohen will probably see this, and because he's the kind of thirteen year old girl who thinks 4chan and /co/ are "icky", he'll just think that validates his opinion and that somehow Davekat isn't bad.
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>>87156966
Yeah but I'm gonna want to blame Cohen more, because given everything we've seen him post and the quality of the post-retcon, it seems like he's the writer. Everything has a lot of his style.
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>hussie goes to great lengths to delete his old stuff on other websites
gee i wonder why they want to use a service with time limited posts
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>>87156777
>even with his lead writer and girlfriend pushing him, Hussie couldn't stop teasing DaveJade

What does it mean
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>>87156610
Arguably though, she DID go against her personal beliefs to still participate on drawing it. Why'd she do it?
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>>87156999
How much involvement do we think pic related had?
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>>87157018
How long till Hussie deletes Problem Sleuth? Its depiction of overly emotional women, casual use of the word "retarded", and lack of gay ships make it super problematic

>>87157086
Because she was told to, and presumably refusing would mean being kicked off the art team
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>>87157108
Shelby didn't really draw much and came on recently. I don't think she's as much part of his inner circle, at least at that point.
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>>87157086
Because it doesn't matter. Taking a stand against Davekat would do nothing but shoot her resume in the foot.
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>>87157086
Because if you're as big a homestuck fan as her are you really going to give up the chance to be on the art team
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>>87157108
Someone post the picture showing how Shelby's artstyle actually regressed over the last few years

>>87157145
She only got hired at WP recently but she's been part of the art team for a while and apparently she's irl friends with Hussie

On that note, why does Hussie exclusively hang around with hipsters in their early twenties
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>>87156610
>http://ikimaru.tumblr.com/tagged/davekat
You positive on that?
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>>87157145
>all those twitter convos with her private account tagged
>letting her shitty art make it into the comic
>Hiring her full time after she was just a contractor with them
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>>87157175
Because he's a webcomic artist. All popular webcomic artists are hipsters in their early twenties.
God I hope hollywood destroys Hussie at this point.
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>>87157196
>http://ikimaru.tumblr.com/private/51223398121/tumblr_mnb1u6gd6i1r9ee9g
>Davekat (I don’t ship them, most tagged pics are meant as friends or <>)
Apparently Ikimaru just knows how to swallow their pride for the sake of networking.
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>>87157284
Can you blame her? They're not good for money but fujoshits will reblog Davekat even if it sucks. It's an incredible way to get yourself out there, manipulating retarded people.
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>>87157275
Hussie will never be destroyed

We're the outliers here, he's insulated by a bubble of yes-men who'll suck his dick no matter how terrible the stuff he puts out is

It's tribalism, he's "their guy" so they'll love him no matter what so long as he keeps on being "their guy"
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>>87157315
See also: a significant proportion of the people who draw fetish porn
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Why'd he have to go out like that?
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>>87157320
>Hussie will never be destroyed
He already has
The fandom has no momentum or numbers, the only reason Davekat is so popular is because the only people LEFT are the dumb yes-men who eat up all the shit he does.
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>>87157425
Hussie Zahaak
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>>87157425
I TOLD YOU TO MOTHERFUCKING KNEEL, MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>87157086
>she DID go against her personal beliefs to still participate on drawing it. Why'd she do it?
Are you autistic?
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>>87156975
>Hussie pulls a CAUCASIAN with davekat, talks about how people keep harassing those poor, fragile gay shippers and that's why he needs to do it
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>>87157487
I really believe if he wasn't so goddamn obsessed with blood color, he could've easily won. :c
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>>87155248
>snapchat

When will Hussie do the honorable thing and kill himself?
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not entirely sure how this works
can I just go to snapchat and find this, or am I going to have to sign up?
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>>87157566
>wanting Homestuck to be acquired fully by What Pumpkin
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there's no way this is the only thing Hussie's going to post for the whole post-canon content thing, it must just be a prelude to it
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>>87157566
That motherfucker isn't just going to get away from his failures that easily.

The actual honorable thing is to claim fault for ruining the comic, sacking the current staff at WP, and doing a faithful rewrite starting from the end of the Doc Scratch intermission.
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The more I think about it, while Davejade is cute and all, they really don't have any kind of emotional connection or true way to support each other as people. It's cute but it's also juvenile and undeveloped- like a first romance. I'd think they'd date but eventually just sort of drift away from each other and peacefully break up. I'm leaning more towards Daverezi.
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>>87156777
What was that shit about saying stories shouldn't challenge? I forget what that was about.
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If Hussie never confirmed or made any ships canon, do you think the quality wouldn't have dropped in the later acts? Or it'll still drop regardless?
what I'm saying is shipping is a mistake
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>>87157725
>what I'm saying is shipping is a mistake
You're right.
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>>87157725
>what I'm saying is shipping is a mistake
no shit
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>>87157548
You're probably right.
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>>87157769
>Where Homestuck turned to shit .
WTF, I hate Act 5 now.
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It wasn't supposed to end like this.

He was so skilled at tying together weird loose ends into masterful mobius slipknots, even as recently as the AR=Doc Scratch stuff. There were so many balls in the air it was like a nudist Cirque du Soleil, and nothing would have been more satisfying than watching them fall into place just as we hoped Hussie would grant us.

But in the end, he couldn't even come up a single shitty twist, let alone a masterstroke of Problem Sleuthesque genius to bring it all home. So many plotlines abandoned; characters, forgotten; promises, broken.

I had faith in him till the very last page. Only then when I saw the curtains close did I realize what a fucking mess it was.
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>>87157700
It's funny because what you're describing for DaveJade is exactly what Daverezi turned out to be.
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>>87157857
But that's a lie.
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>>87157700
DaveJade is the only good relationship in all of Homestuck, and here's why:

Both characters built on each other in a constructive way. Dave's primary issue is that he has to be the coolkid. In most conversations, he's perpetually defensive, trying to prove that he's really that cool. It's only with Jade (and Terezi, I suppose) that he's willing to drop the facade even a little. Yet nobody except Jade (and maybe Terezi, though it's hard to say what level of irony she was operating on) actually believes for a second that he is cool. The fact that Jade accepts it is what allows him to let his guard down while talking to her. She enables him to move out of his shell and become his own person.

On the other hand, Jade has enormous potential, but no one but Dave recognizes it. Rose mostly ignores her, except for when she wants a prediction, and John regards her as his silly friend but not a whole lot beyond that. Only Dave sees that, with some help, she could become something far greater than she is, and he dedicates a lot of time to helping her achieve that. Look at the client/server relationships: Rose is pretty hands-on with John, but is more concerned with figuring out the game mechanics than helping John out. Dave pretty much leaves Rose alone after she enters, since he knows she'd find being treated like she can't handle herself patronizing. John doesn't really get a chance to do anything with Jade beyond placing the initial entry equipment. But Dave spends a lot of time trying to help Jade figure things out and get situated.

Basically, Dave and Jade compliment and complete each other. No one else in Homestuck has that kind of relationship.
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>>87156870
Hussie is dead

LONG LIVE THE HUSS
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>>87157427
The dumb yes-men buy his T-shirts and at the end of the day that's all he cares about
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>>87157893
This copypasta is so full of shit. I've already gone over it. Pls come up with your own thoughts.
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>>87157695
>a faithful rewrite starting from the end of the Doc Scratch intermission.
There was literally nothing wrong with Cascade
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>>87157890
No it isn't. Terezi, like most trolls, didn't really work out with Dave, and they didn't really provide enough support. They dated but eventually drifted away and broke up, and it was clear that they couldn't really support each other.
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>>87157890
Completely true though. We saw how their relationship worked out in canon, and it turns out it doesn't.
Meanwhile according to even ULTIMATE SELVES DaveJade is meant to be.
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>>87157957
But that was given zero development and happened off-screen.
>Literally defending NuHussie bullshit.
It's practically not canon.
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>>87157946
The only bad part was basically from when Hussie stopped drawing it, ie: "Remember" onward.

I'm not even sure he wrote a damn thing for the final two flashes.
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>>87157997
Davenep is attracted to Karkat too. What is even your argument?
And, again
>>87158004
>Literally defending NuHussie bullshit.
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>>87158004
>But that was given zero development and happened off-screen.

Exactly, because Daverezi would never have any development.
This is like trying to argue for DirkJake. It's a deadend relationship every time.
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Why do I keep coming back

There's nothing of any value in these threads. It's just the same circlejerking and shitposting and picture dumping every fucking time. No conversation, no creativity, no nothing.

Homestuck itself is even worse off. It hasn't been good in literal years, and any chance of recovery has long been eliminated. And Hussie has apparently hitched the rest of his career to it.

Why do I insist on wasting my time like this
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>>87158004
>Daverezi would love and support each other and not drift away!
>The exact opposite happened in canon
>THAT DOESN'T COUNT

Tell me more.
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>>87157893
>Only good ship
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>>87158039
>Defending the lilypad conversations

Everything from about midway through A6 was bad. The retcon was when it got irredeemable. Honestly Remember doesn't even register as anything notable
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>>87158158
It's thanks to him Nepeta is dead.
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>>87157946
He can keep cascade in after making whatever modifications he needs for it to fit into the rewrite.

I just want to make sure:
1. Vriska stays fucking dead
2. No intermission teenage melodrama bullshit ever
3. A better depiction on the scratch itself
4. No Dancestors under any circumstances
5. Hussie writes the Alpha kids as NOT insufferable cardboard cutouts that never amount to anything relevant
6. Trickster mode never gets tarnished by the trickster arc
7. This list can go on for hours.
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>>87158096
>Exactly, because Daverezi would never have any development.
But there was nothing showing the relationship break down?
>This is like trying to argue for DirkJake. It's a deadend relationship every time
They broke up on-screen though and it was shown why it went to shit.
Also,
>DUDE SOCCER LMAO
>>87158141
And Vriska saves the day! :)

Don't try to argue with the shit everyone hates.
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>>87158188
If she had listened, she wouldve been safe.
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>>87158039
>>87158184
Homestuck started sucking when the narration disappeared.

>>87158199
None of those would have any effect on Cascade except maybe 3, and even then I think the Scratch was sufficiently explained
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>>87158188
Only indirectly.
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>>87158212
>Vriska saves the day
No, but even before the retcon Terezi had a lot of issues over Vriska, and evidently Dave did nothing to help her with that.
Face it, you can argue whatever you want, but even PRERETCON it's shown that Daverezi wouldn't work out.
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>>87157643
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>>87158199
>No Dancestors under any circumstances
Meme.
>Alpha kids as NOT insufferable cardboard cutouts
Partial meme.
>Trickster mode never gets tarnished by the trickster arc
Meme.
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>>87158300
>Meme.
Not an argument.
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>>87158212
>But there was nothing showing the relationship break down?

There was, we saw that Dave dumped her because not only could they not work out their differences, but Dave was uncomfortable with quadrants. They're fundamentally different and would never work out.
Your argument really does come down to "THAT DOESN'T COUNT". Bitch none of this is post-retcon, it sure as hell counts. Daverezi was doomed.
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>>87158117
I came to this thread because I vaguely remember the time I spent shitposting in hsg. I don't even know these fags
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>>87158320
So does Dave being uncomfortable with quadrants suddenly not apply now that he's gay?
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>>87158039
Homestuck started sucking in A6.

However, I think up to Game Over there was always the chance that we could still get a good ending.

The second Hussie finalized his plans for the retcon in A6I5 it was all over.
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>>87158357
Because acceptance, anon :^)
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>>87158300
>meme = thing I don't like
>communicating in this manner in 2016
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>>87158357
Post-retcon Dave isn't Dave, remember.
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>>87158271
>Terezi had a lot of issues over Vriska, and evidently Dave did nothing to help her with that.
>Implying.
They had a shit-ton of mutually beneficial conversation. A couple of bumps, sure, but nothing that truly indicated it was a dead-end.
>>87158320
>They're fundamentally different and would never work out.
Except they're paired up because they had a lot of shared problems.

And, no, nothing pre-retcon indicated that. Terezi could have dumped the abusive asshole ((((Gamzee))) and it would have been fine.
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>>87158357
No, because post-retcon Karkat is monogamous because shit writing.
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>>87158427
That's what I'm saying, Homestuck falls apart at the end because a lot of the beats stop being "well that's how the story should go" and start being "well that's how Hussie wrote it." Any arguments against Daverezi are equally as applicable towards Davekat, it's just that Hussie decided Davekat was better and made it "work."
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post something familair. what was that shit people posted at the top of every thread?
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>>87158480
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>>87158456
>and it would have been fine.

Says who?
Your argument is now "IT COULD HAVE BEEN FINE" well bitch, it wasn't.
Jesus, I forgot how dumb Daverezi shippers were, it's been so long.
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>>87158493
Shai-hulud, my friend.
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>>87158316
>Not an argument.
Not an argument.
>>87158386
You know it to be true, senpai. Those are some pretty undeveloped, unuanced "lol but everyone thinks it" (meme) opinions.
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>>87155248
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>>87158493
I shouldn't have gone up those stairs.

3am

shy-who-lewd

Halftruth is a vapid Cunt.
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>>87158456
>Implying
It's pretty much explicit. Terezi is a wreck when the meteor arrives.

>>87158483
Terezi and Dave not working out is exactly how the story should go. Even back in Act 5 we were being shown that it ultimately didn't work.
Because originally, the point was that trolls and humans really didn't work like that.
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What the fuck?
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>>87158456
>THAT DOESN'T COUNT
>IT COULD HAVE WORKED OUT IN MY FANFICS

Hussie was right to kill it off off-screen
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OK, let's do something creative in this thread: write some ideas for a Homestuck rewrite. Note at what point it diverges from HS as Hussie wrote it. I'm not asking for a lot of detail; broad strokes are fine.

It diverges pretty early in A6. There's no bullshit 3-year time skip; getting to the new session takes the kids only a few days. (To compensate for this, the Alpha kids are aged down to 13 - not that it really matters too much, since it's not like any of the Beta kids except maybe Jade acted like 13-year-olds anyways). This gives them a bit of time to decompress, while not turning into the boring pointless bullshit of the 3-year-journey.

Second, the Horrorterrors maintain an active role in the story (or as much of one as they ever had, anyways, so basically cryptic communication through Rose). Jack remains the main villain; as Doc Scratch said, Lord English's destruction is sanctioned by Paradox Space; Jack's is not.
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>>87158508
>Says who?
M-Me.
>Your argument is now "IT COULD HAVE BEEN FINE" well bitch, it wasn't.
Because of shit writing. They had a ton of chemistry and good shit going on. Davejadefags are (basically) doing the same thing.
>Jesus, I forgot how dumb Daverezi shippers were, it's been so long
Don't be mean.
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>>87158576
>equius in slytherin
>Not demanding to be with nepeta
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>>87158556
>"lol but everyone thinks it" (meme)
that's not what a meme is you dip
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>>87158585
I beg to disagree.
>>87158629
Same goes for Johnrose. Seriously, I don't understand the animosity towards this ship. Whether you like it or not, its handling was awful.
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>>87158638
He lives, Would most likely prevent so many shenanigans.
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>>87158642
Homestuck does a lot of things wrong, but Daverezi not working out is not one of them. Sorry your ship didn't work out, but even back in Act 5 it was shown there were a lot of problems there.
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>>87158679
No, the general combination of those adjectives was the (meme). A "lol generic" theme only adds to the true definition of a meme opinion.
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>>87158570
Just stype mspaofficial in the search bar and follow it
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>>87158755
Daverezi is on the same tier as DirkJake, and hated probably because just like it it was a dead-end relationship that people like to pretend wasn't.
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>>87158772
Yeah Daverezi was pretty obviously fated to fail from very early on. Dave is obviously very creeped out by a lot of the things she says and does (especially her weird death thing) and Terezi seems to regard him largely as a curiosity. The chances of them making a workable relationship out of it were just about zero.
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>>87158638
I don't care about the convoluted plot. The dialog should have been better
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>>87158638
I'd diverge at around Act 5.

Jade's theme of isolation and being a soft Mary Sue parody are both very strong themes, and having her lose all of her shit while her friends are suddenly getting huge power boosts in Act 5 was a very interesting way to go about it. But then it slowly became clear Hussie didn't have a plan for her and Jade just became this background prop who just had her two themes and nothing else.

I think a lot of Homestuck would have to be changed, but I'd make it so Jade's arc actually goes somewhere good and lets her character points resolve in some way.

I think an interesting (but not necessarily good) change would be having John, Dave, and Rose isolated in one half of the timeskip, and let Jade be with all the trolls. Suddenly, the loneliest character has the most people to interact with and her outlandishness is very dull compared to what the trolls are up to. I'm not sure where Jade's character would go from that point but if I was autistic enough to write a fixfic that'd be what I'd do it on.
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>>87158854
Exactly. They got together because of shared interests, but Terezi, even near the end, was a crazy alien. It's like JohnVriska, but while John can roll with psycho bitches, Dave never could.
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>>87158879
>think an interesting (but not necessarily good) change would be having John, Dave, and Rose isolated in one half of the timeskip, and let Jade be with all the trolls. Suddenly, the loneliest character has the most people to interact with and her outlandishness is very dull compared to what the trolls are up to.
That actually sounds really cool
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>>87158772
Debatable, senpai, but that wasn't the point here( mostly). Hence >>87158755
>Whether you like it or not, its handling was awful
>>87158835
Frick you.
>>87158854
>>87158906
You just don't like, get IT, man.
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>>87158879
Jade's arc was to suffer.
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>>87159035
She didn't even do that right.
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>>87158638
my poorly thought out idea is to not show the trolls past a few cryptic messages and follow the kids up until cascade, then switch to hivebent and pretend it's the scratched session until a huge reveal near the end where they win and the door gets cut in half
then by the time of the alpha session all the trolls will be developed past one-note jokes and hopefully things will change
also, sacrifice the MC intermission to avoid lord english ever happening, leaving HIC and bec noir as the main antagonists of the alpha and beta sessions
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>>87159078
I'd say she suffered quite a lot.
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>>87158999
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>>87159108
Nah, not really.
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>>87158638
>Beta kids except maybe Jade acted like 13-year-olds anyways
>The nuclear scientist.
>13
You're thinking of John, Anon.
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>>87159089
>sacrifice the MC intermission
fuck your gay earth
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>>87155866
It's a really shitty qr code, looks like.
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>>87158638
Rewrite after act 4
-Trolls don't get revealed but continue to pester the kids
-Act 5 is all about setting up the scratch, followed by Jack noir killing off the trolls 1 by 1 off camera
-Midway through act 5 is when the kids reunite in a big flash
-The narration doesn't leave the comic
-End of act 5 flash reveals the surviving trolls, none of which are Karkat, Vriska, Terezi, Tavros, or Kanaya
-Kids and surviving trolls work together to pull of the scratch/get away from jack
-Act 6 shows off the alpha kids as before minus the shipping nonsense
-Betas/trolls crash land into their session midway through the act
-Condy/the midnight crew/Caliborn have more direct interaction with the cast and actually do things to get in the way of their session
-End of act 6 is a huge 3 way showdown followed by masterpiece
-Act 7 is an actual act/epilogue revolving around completing the session + the final showdown with LE
-Ending flash (not an anime so you know it's not LE's artwork) of the heroes winning by completing their quests (unga bunga) and entering the new universe
-ACTUAL CREDITS flash which is a cute parade held in can town celebrating WV's election as Mayor, along with some moments with the cast
-Limited to 3 maximum endgame ships, everyone else stays single.
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>>87159187
I honestly forgot about the whole "nuclear scientist" thing, mostly because it didn't come up once past Act 3

But I mean her interests (physics aside) and her way of typing and so on are a lot more childish than any other others, John included
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>>87159223
the ends justify the means
although any plans to fix it all fall apart if the entire reason HS went to shit was because of hussie's dad dying
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>>87159089
>also, sacrifice the MC intermission to avoid lord english ever happening, leaving HIC and bec noir as the main antagonists of the alpha and beta sessions
Better idea: have LE be Jack (as was strongly implied several times)

That also means we can have a Jack vs Jack fight under not-retarded circumstances
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>>87159187
She's smart, but she was naive and silly.
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>>87159284
Would a certain surviving troll happen to be STRONG?
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http://mashable.com/2014/08/04/snapchat-for-beginners/#VM9GQP3t8kq5
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>>87159138
I'm pretty calm, senpai.
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>>87159142
Yeah
Hussie constantly denied her the one thing she really wanted.
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>>87159284
This sounds pretty awful, man.
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>>87159078
>>87159108
>>87159142
>>87159462
Reminder that Jade CANONICALLY had the hardest life of any of the kids
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>>87159412
of fricking course
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>>87159446
If you're sure
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>>87159462
Nah.
>>87159501
Except Dirk or Jake or Roxy?
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>>87159462
>Hussie constantly denied her the one thing she really wanted.

A baby?
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>>87159493
I'm not sorry for killing of you're shit waifu, dude.
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>>87159462
I like this Jade
Real relatable
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>>87159363
>>87159406
I still think John fits the bill better. Jade kind of just seemed like an emotionally stunted teen and there's a (weird) difference.
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>>87159517
Then it sounds pretty sound change to me.
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>>87159581
>just one baby
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>>87159593
*your
Dumbo.

Regardless, Kanaya, Karkat, and Terezi are the *main* trolls. Seems weird to kill them off. That's my main gripe.
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Why did it have to end up so terrible in the end
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>>87159548
All 3 of them had lots of social interactions, even if they weren't face-to-face. They had people they could rely on, who would understand them. They never spent three years hermetically sealed away from the rest of everybody, with nothing but a tutorial NPC and a bunch of functionally retarded amphibians.

Also Jake was too retarded to be sad. He actually seemed to really enjoy his life on the island.
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>>87159689
For once, tumblr legitimately ruined something.
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>>87159684
face it dude, you're waifu is SHIT
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>>87159462
I'm more mad that after all that bottling up Jade never had a real breakdown.
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>>87159693
>They had people they could rely on, who would understand them.
>Implying.
Also, in a post-apocalyptic situation so...
>tutorial NPC
I forget who you're talking about here.
>Jake was too retarded to be sad. He actually seemed to really enjoy his life on the island.
No, he was an emotionally stunted wreck deluding himself. And he's stupid.
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>>87159771
*your
Please, stop memeing and give me a real explanation, friend.
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>>87159814
Jade never had a real anything

She got put to sleep, had a conversation with Jane and Calliope that was 100% about them, had a pointless conversation with Davepeta, said hi to Dave, and then got punched in the face

I mean look at this picture, they're acting like she's a fucking leper
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>>87159857
Roxy and Dirk were both living in the post-apocalyptic world, and they collaborated on things pretty often. Plus they had Jake, and he had them. They all pretty much kept Jane out of the loop on their unique living situations, but that was a choice they consciously made.
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>>87159896
>Vriska accidentally kills Jade with her powers.
>Nobody notices.
>Ever.
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>>87157284
>their
That better have been a memey typo, friendo mine.
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>>87159956
It's like Hussie decided that just giving her the shaft in writing wasn't bad enough, he had to physically draw it too
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>>87159887
I am not the original poster, but i believe that it'd be pretty fracking sweet as they watch what they perceive to be only random trolls on the internet, Slowly dwindle away forcing them to investigate, leading them to meet up with members of an alien race who are coincidentally related to their late annoyances. Also i'd get to see equius again
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>>87159935
>Roxy and Dirk were both living in the post-apocalyptic world, and they collaborated on things pretty often.
Dirk still raised himself and Roxy's still a drunk. Their relationship is also kind of iffy and their lives were still very shitty.
>Plus they had Jake, and he had them.
Jake is wholly unreliable.

The entire thing about the Alphas is that they're a shit team and generally bad friends. Using their relationships as proof they had a good life is just plain retarded.
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>>87160031
Doesn't explain killing the main trolls (which was the entire point of me asking.) Equius would be great joining in the main circle of trolls would be amazing though- especially because of his mostly outsider status.
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>>87159969
I didn't know they were a chick and just used the singular they. It's not a fucking conspiracy.
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>>87160006
It's almost scary how bad it got. Maybe he is being meta with Vriska controlling the Mary Sue parody, making her wholly irrelevant, and then becoming a Mary Sue herself?
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>>87156789

Literally everything post-Scratch was a mistake.

Rereading the start of Homestuck and rediscovering the incredible sense of wonder and adventure makes me want to cry.
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>>87159896
And they're standing near Gamzee too.
like why the fuck even stand near Gamzee over Jade.
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>>87160332
It's poorly written either way
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>>87160406
Jade smells like shit.
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>>87160242
We'll again i don't speak for the original poster, but i think having to deal with the people who've pestered them throughout the game slowly dying would be, well, quite fun to read.
I 100% agree on the equius stance.
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>>87159956
Maybe I'm just dense but I don't get what you're referring to. The shaving cream bomb?
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>>87160447
Did Jade shower?

I mean it's already canon that she wasn't clear on the purpose of a toilet
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>>87160416
Just a theory. And any meta theory seems plausible these days.
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>>87160481
The only working shower near the end was Dave's shower.
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Yay Spotify
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>>87160447
Farmstink.
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>>87160471
He's just saying that if Vriska had accidentally killed Jade instead of just putting her to sleep, none of them would ever have noticed
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>>87160470
I'd be fine with Kanaya and Tavros dying to Bec or whatever but not Karkat and Terezi. Just seems petty and spiteful to do that.
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>>87160481
Nanna forcibly bathed her.
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>>87160524
Okay I actually am pretty dense then. Good to know.
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>>87160482
I didn't say it wasn't possible. I just said that it doesn't really matter either way.
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>>87160481
>>87160517
Jade's the smelly kid no one likes now. How times have changed.
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>>87160549
Yeah, Karkat and Terezi still had an arc established in Acts 3 and 4 that needed to be seen through

>>87160576
fuck you too
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>>87160568
I know, Anon. I just wanted to elaborate on what I said and really just wanted the last word in here. ;_;
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>>87160657
Well I'm not going to let you have it. How does that feel, anon?
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>>87160600
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>>87160558
You kind of are stupid. Why did you even think that?
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>>87160689
It feels pretty good?
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>>87160696
pls no bully
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>>87160610
Kanaya should have died a long time ago desu..
>>87160690
>buttlass
What did he mean by this?
>>87160711
OK, what the fuck is this?
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>>87160769
>OK, what the fuck is this?
A shitposter, ignore them
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>>87160735
Explain yourself.
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>>87155248
I just sent him this. Will he respond?
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>>87160792
I thought you guys would know them or something. I instantly regret saying that desu.
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>>87160815
>>>/r/eddit
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>>87160864
Wow, he DID respond, in this very thread even!
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>>87160815
I don't have a snapchat account and I'm not going to make one, send him this for me
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>>87160549
Well personally, i'd like to see the trolls killed off not just to jack.
Maybe in-fighting?
Also i think the reason for that is because we know what happend later.
If they were introduced and we didnt know anything about troll culture, or anything about the characters, i think a story with only the 'supporting cast' could go quite far.
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>>87160888
Funny meme, Reddit. Please stop this cancer though.
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>>87160815
Also send him this
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>>87160922
Reddit loves you, Hussie, you should know that.
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>>87160815
And this
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wait this is the big announcement? He couldn't even wait for the 25th for some weird bullshit code? what the fuck is it even? I'm not making an account. I joined tumblr for Hussie because I thought it would be worth it to follow him. Biggest mistake I ever made,
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>>87160909
>Also i think the reason for that is because we know what happend later.
That was the blatant implication, senpai. Blatant for something not outright said, at least.
>we didnt know anything about troll culture, or anything about the characters, i think a story with only the 'supporting cast' could go quite far.
Tactless exposition hurt both Alternia and Hivebent.
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>>87160769
He meant exactly what you think he meant.
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>>87160955
Tobyposting is still very Reddit, friend. They love Undertale more than Homestuck and have criticized Hussie a fair bit.
>dude ur like hussie XD
Kind of makes you look autistic desu.
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>>87160909
karkat was a halfway decent knight of blood so everyone was more or less fine until the meteor
except eridan, who had the shittiest moirail on the planet and ended up acting on his genocidal tendencies because nobody stopped him from reaching that point
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>>87161040
She likes her but lassed?
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>>87161058
Only Hussie would be that butthurt at how much more successful Radiation is than him. You don't even need to like Undertale to laugh at this.
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>>87161092
*butt
Fuck.
>>87161090
Debatable how good Karkat was and how much it was everyone else's self control- it could be argued that Karkat was a shit leader. Murder seemed envitable.
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>>87160890
>>87160934
>>87160968
I sure hope he looks at these before he blocks me.
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>>87161137
>Hussie would be that butthurt at how much more successful
Honestly, I don't know why it rubs me the wrong way. It just kind of does. It partially feels like ass-kissing though. Also, the "lol ur hussie" thing is really gay.
>You don't even need to like Undertale to laugh at this.
This is understandable desu.
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>>87161012
What if they got no information from the new trolls, either not trusting the humans or too sensitive?
The only exposition would come for them the pesterlogs of their deaths.
Yeah but im saying it only feels spiteful because they played a large role in late game content, but if we make them into faceless, vile spewing, snarky assholes then the other trolls could blossom yeah?
Also i seem to be running out of my equius pictures, that i haven't used already of course
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>>87161186
Thanks senpai
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>>87161157
I tried to look for the quote with vriska and john, where she was saying karkat was maybe too good of a leader since he kept everyone together or something, i couldn't find it so i didn't wanna spread misinformation
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>>87161237
>What if they got no information from the new trolls, either not trusting the humans or too sensitive?
>The only exposition would come for them the pesterlogs of their deaths.
Seems like it defeats the purpose of the trolls as characters.
>Yeah but im saying it only feels spiteful because they played a large role in late game content, but if we make them into faceless, vile spewing, snarky assholes then the other trolls could blossom yeah?
?????
>Also i seem to be running out of my equius pictures, that i haven't used already of course
Oh no.
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ticklish jade
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>>87161305
So that makes Karkat a shitty leader. Confirmed.
>>87161343
IT WAS FINALLY MADE. HOORAY.
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>>87161305
You're not wrong anon, it's right here.
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368
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how the fuck do you use snapchat. what the fuck is this shit
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>>87161343
Is this sex?
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>>87161330
Like, you said it felt spiteful to kill terzi and karkat? i think its only that way because their important before the change right?

Those are diffrent quotes, first oen for when they finally meet, the second si as the main cast is dieing, they would give a bit of exposition here and there
Mention blood color, maybe something about having to leave.
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>>87161343
Jade's apparently so ticklish Dave's hand doesn't even have to move.
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I guess you can write stuff to him too. I've already asked him to bring back Problem Sleuth, told him Acts 1-4 are the best, explained Bro did nothing wrong, and asked him why he killed Slick.
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>>87161367
I'm not saying he's a shitty leader senpai, only that for a troll he was much too nice
He probably could've made an amazing human leader
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>>87161465
lack of physical contact has made Jade just that desperate.
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>>87161461
>Like, you said it felt spiteful to kill terzi and karkat? i think its only that way because their important before the change right?
Mostly because of post retcon stuff but that too.
>Those are diffrent quotes, first oen for when they finally meet, the second si as the main cast is dieing, they would give a bit of exposition here and there
Mention blood color, maybe something about having to leave.
Maybe for troll shit but they should still keep their roles as guides.
>>87161514
He was still a bad leader for their group is what I meant.
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>>87161528
She's having a seizure. Call 911.
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People squabble about the ending, when in reality the comic was fucked ages before it happened.

The ending is just the icing on the shit sundae.
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>>87161568
It's just an unusually hardcore orgasm
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>>87161514
>>87161552
Also, he wasn't really nice. He just forced people who hated each together to "cooperate" and "make amends" far too much.
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>>87161552
Yeah that was a major plot point, But that would make their 'sudden dissapperance' that much sadder yeah?
The tutorial npc all up and dies and shit.
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So, which "final boss" was the most disappointing to you?

Lord English, who not only doesn't have an onscreen death, but whose fate is somewhat ambiguous?

The Condesce, who stopped being a character and was killed by Roxy of all people?

Jack Noir, who never got to get revenge for his casino or meet with Karkat again, while having a pretty pointless death?

Or maybe Bec Noir, the previous main villain of the story, the one responsible for the deaths of millions, including 3 of the kid's Guardians, being reduced to practically a joke, and just losing an arm?
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>>87161568
>Jade has a heart attack just from being hugged, she's that lonely
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>>87161585
sure, but up until the end it still could have been recovered
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>>87161585
These random generically pessimistic and broad one-off opinion posts are becoming way too common.
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>>87161608
Which would qualify as nice in troll culture i assume, since everything is all about betraying and shenanigans
Cooperating would be mind boggling
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>>87156483

Man, the Dancestors were such a fucking waste of time. I thought Latula would kill Aranea, setting off the Pyrope/Serkit cycle of revenge, and that Meulin being mind controlled would be resolved in some way.

Instead, none of these fuckers even got referenced again. What a goddamn waste of time.
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>>87161636
>the reason why jade was alone was all of her life was actually because coming into contact with another person would kill her
>jade's solitude is the reason she's alive
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Why does Bec Noir bring Terezi and Karkat as trophies to Vriska other than Karezi shipping bait?

Why not Terezi and Kanaya?
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>>87161688
But the only reason Jade would die from contact is because of that isolation!
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>>87161619
Yeah, I guess bit that wasn't really a point of mine. Feel we're miscommunicating a lot here desu.
>>87161672
Still a bad idea.
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>>87161674
What are you talking about anon, we got to see them during the LE fight! And plus having them means there's so many more possible ships!
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>>87161606
From what...?
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>>87161715
Well if you want to blame someone for that, blame tavros.
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>>87161744
A bellyrub. Jade gets off pretty easily.
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>>87161712
She let them specifically die in that timeline? They were closest to her? They seemed like leaders? Who knows?
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>>87161674
>. I thought Latula would kill Aranea, setting off the Pyrope/Serkit cycle of revenge,
What? That's retarded.
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>>87161630
>was killed by Roxy of all people?
What did he mean by this?
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>>87161756
But his hand isn't moving.
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>>87161852
I think in terms of characters who should've killed Condesce for the sake of character arcs, Roxy wasn't the best choice. You probably could've done something poetic with Kanaya or some shit.
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>>87161716
Maybe, let me recap on what i think is happening and you can correct me.
A man appeared with a plot device where all main trolls would die, and be left anonymious until they meet, slowly being killed off by jack.
I agreed to the idea while you didnt like Karkat and Terezi being dead because it felt Petty and Spiteful.
I began stating the case that it was only petty because we know the original story and how involved they were. If it was just as the idea stated, they would be there for mystery and tutorialing, Not another compeltely diffrent set of charecters with their own backround. Not until they meet, that is the surviving ones do.
Am i correct?
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>>87161880
Jade is THAT sensitive.
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>>87161905
I disagree. Roxy was the one from the beginning of Act 6 to call out "the Batterwitch" and hated her for fucking up Earth. It makes sense she'd be the one to deliver the final blow.
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>>87161852
it should have been jane and then she inherits the curse and becomes the new evil empress
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>>87161880
All the better. Imagine if his hand WAS moving? She'd go into a sex-induced coma.
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>>87161905
>Roxy wasn't the best choice.
I mean, I hate Roxy and all, but she had perfect reasons to hate and kill the Condesce. Though I hate how she got a >LOL XD SO AWESOME EPIC MOMENT
Maybe John could have had a nice moment killing her(theoretically)
>poetic with Kanaya or some shit
What????
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>>87161910
>I began stating the case that it was only petty because we know the original story and how involved they were.
What I meant originally.
>If it was just as the idea stated, they would be there for mystery and tutorialing, Not another compeltely diffrent set of charecters with their own backround. Not until they meet, that is the surviving ones do
Now I'm lost.
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>>87162038
kanaya was the only troll there. she made about as much sense as roxy
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>>87161712
I still hold a sputtered candle in the back of the closet for Fefkat. There could have been a whole dynamic there that couldn't happen because of how shallow the story was.
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>>87162038
John killing her would have been the perfect punchline to his hatred of Betty Crocker.
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>>87161994
Jane should have murdered everyone and made Dirk, Roxy, and Jake her sexslaves.
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>>87162125
Yeah. I thought he'd literally clown her to death with Dad's stuff.
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>>87162118
That's stupid logic desu.
>>87162125
That was the implication.
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>>87162038
Kanaya is gonna be the leader of the troll repopulation, makes sense that she usurps the former leader.
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>>87162148
Didn't she try to make Jake a sex slave once already?
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>>87162200
Yes, exactly.
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>>87162190
Roxy had a more emotional reason for killing her than that.
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>>87162190
Don't start with this shit, Anon.
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>>87162200
Jane is a serial rapist. If she had the chance.
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>>87162239
As shallow and forced as it was.
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Crud
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>>87162190
>leader of troll repopulation
>no kismesis
>her matesprit is a human
what did he mean by this
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>>87162260
She'd need to loose a lot of weight before she puts that on her resume. Her sheer mass would make her the only suspect in cases.
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>>87162286
It was all shallow and forced by then.
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>>87162109
Alright, ill try something else.
I dont think Terezi and Karkat played a big enough role in this in this story to warrent that feeling but i do now relize that your saying from right now it feels petty and i agree? sort of
Like yeah its a big change but it will also change the entire dynamic, instead of karkat making them into one big group, i think the deaths of their friends would make them feel obligated to work together
An enemy of my enemy is my friend sorta thing, but more like An enemy killing my sorta friends is my enemy
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>>87162319
But it was shallow and forced all the way back at the beginning of Act 6. It makes more sense for even Dirk to hate her because he has an active interest in past socities and old Earth and would hate her fucking with it.
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>>87162302
...didn't she get the matriorb back?
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>>87162327
OK then, I guess, Anon. It's really hard to understand you sometimes.
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>>87162370
It's useless unless you have someone to spit the buckets with.
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>>87162370
No, Roxy did. It's Roxy's job now. Finders keepers. Losers weepers. :^)))
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>>87162379
I apologize for that C:
Anyway i think equius would basically fix everything if he wasn't so goddamn obsessed with the caste system
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>>87162352
I meant to say that Dirk idealized and longed for old world culture far more than Roxy did so it'd make more sense. Don't think that came through with my OP desu.
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>>87162437
>C:
Wew.
>Anyway i think equius would basically fix everything if he wasn't so goddamn obsessed with the caste system
That's not his only flaw, Anon.
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Karezi closure never ever.
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>>87162528
You don't need him.
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>>87162528
well yeah, piggy hates it.
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>>87162528
>closure never ever
ftfy
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>>87162528
Everything closure never ever.
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>>87162528
>muh Karezi
Dude, you will get a shitty part of the epilogue where Hussie forgets about the blackhole and has Game Over Karkat and Terezi reunite in the dreambubbles with (Vriska) as their daughter.
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>>87162644
This sounds so retarded it might be real.
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>>87162370
i'm saying she isn't doing a good job of being leader of reproduction when she is dating only one person sexually and thats a different species
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>>87162499
Its his major one, His strength could be concieved as a flaw but i would think it a strength. His sweating might be a flaw, but only for making friends.
He might be a bit socially inept but arnt all of them?
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>>87162528
Total shit, the patrician ship was always Nepkat.
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>>87162752
Awful, awful tastes.
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>>87162708
she could be fucking both karkat and terezi and it still wouldnt be enough to revive the species. obviously theyll have to use ectobiology or something
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>>87162765
Nepeta is a lovable girl, better than that slut Terezi.
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>>87162770
then why the need for the matriorb?
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>>87162765
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>>87162729
That's a pretty bad understanding of his character (though not completely wrong) His major flaws are masochism and self mistrust- partly why he gravitates towards the hemeospectrum and partly because of it. He makes exceptions to it constantly and only to be subservient- it's mostly a cover. He wants to be controlled because he's afraid of himself and his STRENGTH and his state as a highblood. His guilt for his ancestor lead him to develop hemeophobic beliefs and that lead him to believe he was a monster- thus his constant desire to be controlled regardless of blood status.
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Equius should have known the caste system was bullshit when it said Aradia was inferior to Vriska.
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>>87162823
Bad writing?
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>>87162823
so once they have the initial population from cloning they can switch over to the mother grub like they want to
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>>87162794
They had no chemistry. Also, meme.
>>87162843
It's true, Equiuanon.
>>87162925
The caste system just said highbloods get to dominate lowbloods, Anon. ;))))
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>>87162962
>they can switch over to the mother grub like they want to
Why?
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>>87162962
why. cloning can be done with literally the push of a button
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>>87162994
fuck, i dont know. so they can feel normal?
ectobiology probably cant give as much variation to the population as the genetic slurry would though, so that i guess.
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>>87163030
Trolls are dumb or Hussie is dumb. Or both.
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>>87155862
>All the trolls are played by Dane Cook

kek
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Man this is fucking weird. Every time I see a thread like this I wonder whether I should even bother to pick up Homestuck back.
Then I remember I actually read through all the ending and didn't remember jackshit about it.
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>>87162994
>>87163026
It's probably better to rely on nature rather than a machine.
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>dave

The real Dave is with Jade in the bubbles.
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>>87163069
Why? How?
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>>87163072
But that dave can never grow up.
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>Next story will also feature a chat system, this time using Snapchat with pictures/text
>You'll have to be glued to it 24/7 to make sure you don't miss anything, or else you'll have to just assume that the screenshots people take from it are the actual thing and not made up.

Genius!
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Post the image you think best sums up the post-retcon fanbase.
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>>87163112
If the machine breaks, you're fucked. Why not just go back to the natural process?
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Jegus, are unshaven legs the new tumblrnose/SU moonface?
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>>87162905
Well i left out the masochism because it feeds into his bearing to the hemospectrum, his number one flaw.
I didnt know that he got that fear throguh his ancestor though, thanks!
I did know he was constantly afarid of his strength but i personally see it as a merit, though it must be hard to pap if you go to hard they will actually die :c
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We still have 3 more days for more information right?

There's still HOPE right?
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>>87163143
there's a post-retcon fanbase?
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>>87163193
I'd be more concerned if Dave or Karkat were shaving their legs to be honest.
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hope is the first step on the road to disappointment, anon
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>>87163154
Doesn't explain why you'd switch off to natural if it didn't break though????
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>>87163263
Why do people have sex instead of in vitro fertilization?
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>>87163263
itll take time for the mother grub to mature, theyd need to be prepared ahead of time
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>>87161638
The retcon was when it hit the point of no return, the ending was just the natural conclusion of the trajectory it took
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>>87163154
Weren't karkat's ectobiology machines broken too or did those end up being John's? That shit might as well be made by immigrants.
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>>87162967
Nepeta is not for bullying nor for sexing
She is for listening to quietly as she splurges about her day.
As she tells you about gallivanting with the lowbloods, it is your duty to remind her that they are a bad influence on her.
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>>87163198
>Well i left out the masochism because it feeds into his bearing to the hemospectrum, his number one flaw.
Vice versa desu.
>I didnt know that he got that fear throguh his ancestor though, thanks!
Basis of the whole thing, man. Darkleer didn't conform and shit got wrecked.
>I did know he was constantly afarid of his strength but i personally see it as a merit, though it must be hard to pap if you go to hard they will actually die :c
This partly explains his neroutic and controlled personality but I was trying to explain that he's scared shitless of going off the deep-end because he's freakishly strong and a highblood (who he belives are more violent inherantly but it's left vague if this is actually biological or not.)
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>>87163380
>natural conclusion
absolutely not
but still, there were always ways the ending couldve redeemed all the flaws of what lead up to it. it just didnt. thats why it sucked
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>>87163415
OK, how would you fix the ending without removing the retcon?
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>>87163298
Bad allegory.
>>87163303
Not even an argument?
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>>87163408
Nepeta is too dumb for sexual desu.
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>>87163414
Well we know from the first interaction with vriska and equius that highbloods (maybe just bluebloods) are more prone to backstabbing and trickery.
I did know the story of darkleer, i jsut didnt know equius knew!
It seemed that low bloods are more prone to psiionics while highbloods are more prone to actual strength (Equius and Gamzee, Sollux and aradia for example)
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is there any actual content on the snapchat thing or...???

!?!??!
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>>87163468
Well she has had flushed feelings, so i would assume she would know about reproduction.
This is much too lewd
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>>87155248
Can somebody explain to me why I can't see the newsposts?
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>>87163531
>Well we know from the first interaction with vriska and equius that highbloods (maybe just bluebloods) are more prone to backstabbing and trickery.
Could just be social.
>I did know the story of darkleer, i jsut didnt know equius knew
All of the trolls knew of their ancestors.
>It seemed that low bloods are more prone to psiionics while highbloods are more prone to actual strength (Equius and Gamzee, Sollux and aradia for example)
I was talking strictly about behavior.
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>>87163639
Yes.
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>>87163563
She's too stupid. Probably poops in buckets.
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>>87163431
not make sprite^2s. except for 3 jack sprite.
make vriska get rekt by lord english showing how over her head she is in and (Vriska) showing that she has grown by sacrificing herself to save her alive version.
Vriska actually starting to experience growth.
an actual conversation between the b1 kids.
show LE being beat not what we got
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>>87163431
i mean, thats kind of obvious. give everything closure, finish character arcs, make the pre-retcon characters still actually mean something and have their own, separate ending together (S: remember doesnt count); explain more, leave less open-ended; not give vriska an actual straightforward hero role without considering all the bullshit she did, and most importantly make all the random stupid bullshit he put into act 6 actually lead up to something

it sure as fuck couldnt be done in one video, but it could still be done
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>>87163639
I hate to fucking say this but I missed you, Cuntpi. I can't explain it either. Help.
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>>87163670
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>>87163725
Sorry. I had a busy week.

>>87163670
tumut
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>>87162121
You feel my pain anon, hell it didnt even have to really go anywhere significant, maybe a little flush/pale feelings or something here and there. EVEN IF THEY JUST SAID MORE THAN GOD DAMN TWO WORDS TO EACHOTHER. FUCK. oh well.
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>>87163656
Like they are expected to be conniving?
I thought it was only vriska since she had the book on it, though i never really got into it since past is boring (jokes)
Behaviour like high bloods are more prone to violence? That would make sense in tavros and (sober)Gamzees situation but there are variables like aradia enjoying destroying stuff and Feferi(if you count her as a highblood)being a huge pacifist.
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>>87163718
Most of what you said is so vague as to be meaningless.
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>>87163639
Hussie is retarded and can't computer right

Also hi cuntpi, you're the only tripfag we have left
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>>87163684
That is
Extreamly
disgusting
You will stop at once.
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>>87163772
well, yeah. because theres tons of different ways to do that and it would be really easy.

what, do you want me to actually rewrite the ending right here?
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>>87163809
No, but I wanted something approaching a game plan
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>>87163639
I don't know why, but if you have it bookmarked or something it doesn't seem to update, I've notice this before; almost like there's multiple versions of the same "home" page.

Try clicking the banner of the site and it should be there.
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>>87163820
make a list of all the things/people that didnt get closure and plot points that lead nowhere, thats the game plan.
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>>87163798
Wasn't he the computer wizard for his dad's color picker program? Isn't his degree in computer science? Isn't that why he wrote so many jokes about data structures in the early acts?

What happened?
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>>87163771
>Like they are expected to be conniving?
Expected to be huge pieces of shit, yeah, and encouraged.
>I thought it was only vriska since she had the book on it, though i never really got into it since past is boring (jokes)
Nope, all of them, basically. History is a huge thing for trolls.
>Behaviour like high bloods are more prone to violence? That would make sense in tavros and (sober)Gamzees situation but there are variables like aradia enjoying destroying stuff and Feferi(if you count her as a highblood)being a huge pacifist.
Yeah. That was Aradia after she went through a ton of shit though and Feferi seems to be repressing a lot of crazy bitchdom and sometimes snaps.
>>87163807
No, you.
>>87163757
I don't know if I hate it more with you or without you.
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>>87163850
piggy stole his talent and forced it to make shitty memes
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>>87163639
>>87163850
Its basically just a snapchat picture-code thing anyway, so he is probably doing something through that? Also, welcome back!
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>>87163894
>so he is probably doing something through that?
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>87163894
That's one of my favorite Karkat pictures.

Sorry for leaving. I feel bad now.
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>>87163850
That was Old Hussie. Old Hussie was a Renaissance man. He was a programmer, a writer, an artist. Anything he wanted to do, he did. He was intensely dedicated to his craft, and his mastery of irony was such that any public statement he made was part of his performance.

That man is dead. He has been replaced by an evil clone, New Hussie.

New Hussie hangs out exclusively with hipsters who are bordering on a decade and a half younger than him. He is completely untalented at everything, except getting said hipsters to do things for him for little or no money.

Seriously, there's no way that the guy who made S_O, AIDS, JB, PS, and the first half of Homestuck is the same guy who made the second half of HS.
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>>87163931
you left?
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im so happy this thread is here. im fucking drunk and having a shit week and retreating back to when i was last happy and i when i was first reading homestuck back in 2009 and browsing /co/ in 2011 for cascade and being in college with dweebs and im just so emotional and crying rn

thank you co for being in every moment in my life. im like weeping right now.
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>>87163903
Anon, it already hurts. Optimism leavened with skepticism.

>>87163931
You're good friendo, and i love it too. Look at him, he even has trouble eating food right. ;-;
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>>87163978
We wouldn't still be here bitching about Homestuck if we hadn't genuinely loved it, once.

I suppose that's the problem with loving things.
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>tfw the wonder and amusement from watching early homestuck game mechanics will never come back
>tfw the pesterlogs which managed to meld plot, development and progression will never come again
>tfw you started feeling your first twinges of despair in act 6
>tfw you kept telling yourself he'll turn it around
>tfw the magic is gone, and will never come back
>tfw magic is fake as shit

feels bad
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I'm glad Hussie didn't reveal this fucking nothing on tuesday it would have ruined my day but now I can have a day full of hype from a team in the worlds earies and the basketball champs getting their rings in the same night in the same city
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>>87164011
>tfw you will never feel that sense of wonder you got when you first saw WV: Ascend or the LOWAS reveal ever again
>tfw your mind will never be as blown as it was when the borders of Cascade expanded into the page ever again
>tfw all the light is gone
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>>87163878
Well it seems that you are both my mortal enemy and my greatest friend
what thefuck
Anyway Basically all the trolls are just repressing everything about their true nature so we the readers cant get a good read on them actually
Oh well, we can still theorize
Anyway, why do you hate nepeta so much?
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>>87163945
Rude.
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>>87158638
Ignore these faggots. Ideally Good Homestuck would have diverged somewhere past A4 but honestly speaking a good ending is a lot easier to achieve.

That is to say, don't pussy out of Game Over. The biggest issue with Homestuck is that in the end over a quarter of the comic is made absolutely irrelevant by the retcons.

Cut A6I3 entirely. It just hurts the flow of the story way too much and introduces too much cancer.

After A66 starts, take the story seriously. Actually create a plot set to tie up loose ends. Take a page from act 5 and send the characters on seperate paths rather than crowding them all together. Give Dave his Dirk talk way earlier so he can shut the fuck up and so that we can start worrying about other characters.

Fuck Vriska. If Hussie likes bitch Vriska so much he shouldn't have assassinated her character in A6A6. She gets sent to the way back, ony reapoearing later to get the quick killls.

A666 and A7 remain the same, but there's more context, and actual resolutions happen way beforehand.
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>>87164075
>The biggest issue with Homestuck is that in the end over a quarter of the comic is made absolutely irrelevant by the retcons.

No, the biggest issue is that what replaced it is absolute shit.
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>>87163945
For like a week is all. I didn't think people would notice.

>>87163939
That's what fame can do to a person. When hussie was making those earlier works he didn't have much of a following, and was writing mainly for himself. Once homestuck caught on he bended under the pressure of his new, young fans. It's a tragic tale.

>>87163980
KK a cute.
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>>87164041
>Well it seems that you are both my mortal enemy and my greatest friend
>what thefuck
Huh?
>Anyway Basically all the trolls are just repressing everything about their true nature so we the readers cant get a good read on them actually
Eeeeeh... Not really but a fair bit. It's a big theme with Homestuck characters.
>Anyway, why do you hate nepeta so much?
Worst Beta troll. Katnep poster is annoying. Don't hate her though. Just like to mock her.
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>>87164089
There haven't been many HS threads in the last week, hotpockets have been deleting almost all of them

I think this is the first in a couple days actually
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>>87164089
>. I didn't think people would notice
I DID. ;_;
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>>87164075
I didnt believe that our discussion of a world where only supportive trolls lived were warrent such hatred
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Did Kanaya poster die and get replaced with an equius poster?
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>>87164115
Hotpocket, pretty sure it's only one pocket.
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>>87164155
Hopefully.
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>>87164009
<3 thanks.
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>>87164164
Rose could only make one.
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>>87164132
I'll try not to leave you again, anon.

Why did angel go away?
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>>87164188
Are you saying she was only ever able to conceive one child?
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>>87164196
She's busy with work, I think.
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>>87164234
No, she stole one of Jade's
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>>87164234
No, she could only make one Hot Pocket to feed them though but it grew legs, became sentient, and started deleating all Homestuck threads on /co/ to spite his creator.
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>>87164261
Oh. Well, as long as it was one of the stupid ones.
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>>8716409 That was also me who was defending her, Im not really one for kat nep since im almost 99 percent sure equius would either murder karkat or their morailigence would end, since he is a mutant. Unless he got over his caste system insecurity.
I miss equius
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>>87164291
Anything Jade makes is stupid.
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>>87164305
>>87164097
oops
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>>87164305
I was saying in general. I knew it was you.
>im almost 99 percent sure equius would either murder karkat or their morailigence would end, since he is a mutant. Unless he got over his caste system insecurity.
He wouldn't do that desu. He generally trusts Karkat. Someone like Eridan however might get murdered. Castes are an excuse for him and he rarely imposes that shit *seriously* onto anyone else.
>>87164340
Oops.
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>>87164305
How do you feel about equkat?
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>>87164305
hed already started to get over it before his death. he was taking orders from karkat and seemed to genuinely respect him as a leader, though he was conflicted about it. he just didnt have enough time. if hed been allowed to stay alive a while longer and not get clowned right when he was starting to make progress, he couldve gotten past it.

katnep still sucks though
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>>87164417
>hed already started to get over it before his death. he was taking orders from karkat and seemed to genuinely respect him as a leader, though he was conflicted about it.
He was doing that from the beginning desu.
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>>87156656
I miss slick

he didn't deserve to die
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>>87164336
But Jade's the smartest kid.
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>>87163939

Or the real Hussie was Huss Sr. When he died so did Old Huss. It can't be a coincidence!
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>>87164434
well yeah, but i mean after he found out karkat was a mutant. during sgrub there was no decision to make, because he didnt know karkats blood color.
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>>87164458
Debatable. Dirk > Jade.
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>>87164472
You overestimate how much the caste system really matters to Equius. He was iffy towards Karkat as a leader from the beginning but generally respected him- this never really changed.
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>>87157175
>Someone post the picture showing how Shelby's artstyle actually regressed over the last few years
I'm interested and have a burning dislike of Shelby. Someone please post this.
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>>87164499
Dirk is autistic, and also makes robots in a world hundreds of years in the future after advanced aliens landed, that's not particularly impressive.
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>>87164413
>>87164414
>>87164417
One would think what with his deep loyalty of the caste system if he found out karkat was a mutant, he would at the ver least, freak the frick out
I think in Equkat, Karkat would mostlikely throw a fit and it wouldnt work out. And i dont think Karkat can handle being in a blackrom with him, with his strength and all.
Yeah i tihnk he repects him as a leader but i think it ends right there. I doubt they couldve hung out for more than an hour before one of them had to leave

Also fuck katnep
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>>87164541
Shelby is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
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>>87164551
He grew up by himself and learnt it on his own though. He's also a generally well-read and insightful guy too. Jade's judgement is also questionable sometimes.
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>>87164578
What? Why?
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>>87164564
Being trampled by someone lower than him in blood caste gets him off, which is precisely what karkat was saying he was doing with his orders. That's why he was so obsessed with Aradia.

But yeah, Karkat would never go for it. I still think it's funny, though.
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>>87164578
>Shelby is a terrible person
Pot calling the kettle black
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>>87164586
He had an internet connection, that's not particularly impressive.
Also compared to the others Jade isn't that questionable.
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>>87164578
what, for being a mediocre artist? thats pretty stupid
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>>87164602
The doodle commissions, her horrible derivative webcomic, her blatantly pandering artstyle. Terrible might be an exaggeration, but I hate her.
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>>87164578
Wasent she the one who tried to kill herself?
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>>87164564
>One would think what with his deep loyalty of the caste system if he found out karkat was a mutant, he would at the ver least, freak the frick out
Again, missing the point. Equius gets off when lower castes dominante him too (Aradia)- this fetish being the reason for the caste shit or because of it remains to be seen though. He uses it as an excuse/persona mostly.
>Yeah i tihnk he repects him as a leader but i think it ends right there. I doubt they couldve hung out for more than an hour before one of them had to leave
This.
>Also fuck katnep
And this.
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>>87164551

Yeah; comparing Dirk and Jade's situations also needs to account for their Guardian selves to really spy their potential. Dirk, placed in modern time, never made robots or exhibited unusually high intellect. He got rich off puppet porn and ran a business but that's it.

Jade ended up placed before modern time and invented shit like the skull top helmet way before the Condesce even revealed herself and her tech to the world.

Jade with the handicap of time still made and did incredible things as a guardian, and even as a kid she made things that bent the rules of science that were revealed in her introduction (her stove and refrigerator).

Jade's objectively smarter than Dirk.
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>>87164578
>for fun, i decided to redraw an old drawing i did in 2011. it's pretty cool to see how much my work has FUCKING SUCKED FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG NOW!
There, i think that looks a bit better.
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>>87164630
>He had an internet connection, that's not particularly impressive
Then neither is Jade? Regardless of the merit behind it or whatever, Dirk is still smart as fuck.
>Also compared to the others Jade isn't that questionable.
Kind of still is. John is worse though.
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>>87164660
First I've heard of it.
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>>87164664
OH im sure he gets off if karkat the mutant yells at him, but He would freak out, even if only to cover up his fetish
Though i do think he would be a bit mad just personally
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>>87164645
This.
>>87164620
Don't be mean to Dumbpi, Anon.
>>87164649
Stupid as Hell reasoning desu.
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>>87164578
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>>87164677
>He got rich off puppet porn and ran a business but that's it.
He was being controlled by an evil puppet and was most likely insane. This is shoddy evidence.
>Jade's objectively smarter than Dirk.
Nuh uh.
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>>87164689
see >>87164677


Hell, most of Dirk's tech probably CAME from Jade.
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>>87164691
Zamii if im not mistaken
Was called out on making rose quartz skinny and then tried to end her life, shes still alive though
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>>87164705
I don't think he made the fetish a secret, Anon.
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>>87164736
>shes still alive though
Sad!
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>>87164730
I literally just responded to that, dingus. It's bad evidence and doesn't even directly refute anything I said.
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You guys are reading into Hussie's update for some cryptic clue to a badly ended comic.

Face it, the only good thing to come out of out Homestuck was Undertale.
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>>87164620
Last time I checked CuntPunt never charged $25 per shitpost
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>>87164749
Die in a fire.
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>>87164749
>Face it, the only good thing to come out of out Homestuck was Undertale.
And the porn/fapfics/con sex/etc.
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>>87164749
That's not true

Tensei's game might be good too.
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>>87164748
>bad evidence
No it's not. We see even back in current times Jade invents insane tech, without the advantage of the time. The only thing you possibly refuted is Bro being dumb.
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>>87164738
No but he does use the hemospectrum as a excuse, is what i meant. He is not discreet in the slightest though
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>>87164762
>con sex
Lucky
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>>87164730
>>87164748
>Hell, most of Dirk's tech probably CAME from Jade
Also, I literally just refuted the comment you made in the post you linked so what the Heck????
>>87164770
>Being mind-controlled and insane.
>He just dumb lol.
Bad evidence.
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>>87164749
How good is the game really? Like what makes it good other than the music? Ive got some friendship pellets in it for you in exchange for a good response.
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>>87164781
Dirk invents future stuff in the future, that's about the same level as impressive as the other future stuff.
Jade invents future stuff in the present.
It's clear who the smarter one is.
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>>87164762
>con sex

Can we talk about that for a moment? Because I've heard legends about Homestuck con sex. Any stories you can share, for science?
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>>87164790
Buckets were probably involved.
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>>87164770
>>87164781
Misread that but you get the point.>>87164789
Oversimplification. Dirk is just generally a well-rounded intellectual. Also, EVIL PUPPET.
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>>87164790
They're all lies you stupid fuck.
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>>87164777
But you said he'd try to cover it up, trips.
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>>87164780
>you're too late to have the chance to go to any con wearing nothing but a dave shirt and sunglasses, and it being a 100% guarantee of con sex with a vapid fangirl in grey makeup or dressed as Jade
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>>87164786
>Like what makes it good other than the music?
Nothing. Not even the music. Just stop posting about it.
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>>87164810
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>>87164809
thx, I did say the wrong thing, i meant he used the hemospectrum as an excuse.
Pardon me.
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>>87164798
>Dirk is just generally a well-rounded intellectual
He's pretty much an aspie and socially inept, as well as a control freak. And a brony.
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>>87164827
I remember this like it was yesterday

Boy, does time fly
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>>87164835
And? Those things aren't mutually exclusive to being an intellectual. Except brony. Hussie confirmed he wasn't a brony though.
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>>87164810
A dave cosplayer asked me to dance to the time warp with him at a con rave when I was aradia. I totally tripped all over him. Still embarresed. I didn't sleep with him, though.
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>>87164847
>I didn't sleep with him, though.

He dodged a bullet there.
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>>87164835
yeah but so is every other character
except for the brony thing, i guess
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>>87164749
>More Toby shilling.
>>>/out/
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>>87164724

That evil puppet also included splinters of Arquius, a combination of a robotics obsessed troll and the artificial replication of Dirk's own self. If those really were core pieces of Dirk then the presence of both would have amplified his obsession, regardless of Caliborn and Gamzee as the other side of the coin. Instead Dirk shows no outstanding aptitude, just a general weird liking of puppets (something that exists to a lesser degree with his attachment to LilCal in the Alpha Timeline).

Dirk is smart in that he can read people and make them do what he wants; it's how he made money off puppet porn and it's how he got things to go as they did in Act 6. I will give him that; in that regard he's smart.

But in no way is he an actual genius. Jade is hopelessly naive but in practical science she's astonishingly intelligent.
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>>87164846
>Hussie confirmed he wasn't a brony though.

He can say what he likes, the guy had a horse poster and admitted he liked said horse. He's a brony and he's irredeemable. Probably the real reason he and Jake broke up.
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>never got to fuck a HS cosplayer

It didn't help that most of them were obnoxious teenagers
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>>87164786
It's a fun little game with enjoyable minigame battles, funny writing (subjective), simple but well defined and likable characters, and a few really great ideas and boss battles.

For a 4-8 hour package, it has enough content to have most of the game be interesting, and has some amazing high points. Also as much as people like the difficulty and 2edgy memes, the Sans fight is AMAZINGLY creative.
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>>87164847
May he rest in piece
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>>87164847
better than pissing on him I guess
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>>87164859
You wound me, anon.
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>>87164786
>Ive got some friendship pellets in it for you in exchange for a good response.

Nice.Fuckin.Try.

The actually is sadly overhyped at this point. But what it is, still is great. It's a simple game that offers a complete story with different endings. Each ending is a complete resolution for the player and the characters encountered throughout the game. Many games have been bad about offering a complete story. Hussie included.
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>>87164874
Wow didnt mark that you fight sans as a spoiler? Reported
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>>87164847
Good, no one deserves the trial of being physically near you long enough for intercourse to take place.
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>>87164872
You missed out on fucking a Jade cosplayer.
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Is there any interest in a 10/25 stream? Considering doing a MSPA-core movie stream as a countdown to paradox space 2 being announced and shitting up everything again.
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>Undershit
>Homosuck is still shit

Welp. 8ut at least I am not ______!
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>>87164869
Thank god Hussie never referenced MLP besides that poster. Homestuck is already 2011 enough.
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>>87164786
>mfw I played it for the first time with my gf before the wave of shill/hype/tumblr/goat porn/sans is trans bullshit
It was super enjoyable except for Cheeseasaurus Rex ruining literally everything storywise.
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>>87164864
>That evil puppet also included splinters of Arquius, a combination of a robotics obsessed troll and the artificial replication of Dirk's own self. If those really were core pieces of Dirk then the presence of both would have amplified his obsession, regardless of Caliborn and Gamzee as the other side of the coin.
This logic runs on nothing. Caliborn is the dominant personality. You also forget how much AR liked to fuck with Dirk.
>Dirk is smart in that he can read people and make them do what he wants; it's how he made money off puppet porn
Except the entire thing is a sham that he makes AI endlessly talk about because HE'S FUCKING INSANE.
>it's how he got things to go as they did in Act 6
He didn't though, AR did.
>I will give him that; in that regard he's smart.
Generally, yes.
>But in no way is he an actual genius.
Debatable.
>Jade is hopelessly naive but in practical science she's astonishingly intelligent.
True but again, Dirk is very well-rounded.
>>87164869
He just likes the spunky one. And she is pretty spunky.
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>>87164912
Dont do this to me

I suffered enough
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>>87164914
Reddit is doing a stream all day. MSPA movies like you said.
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>>87164912
Oh my
ths is uh
Exquisite
Could you uh
Put it away
I need a towel
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>>87164578
Will someone please explain why characters looking like indistinct amorphous blobs is in on tumblr right now

It looks so fucking bad
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>>87164874
t.Toby
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>>87164916
Anthony Burch?
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>>87164935
didnt seem to stop us doing our own stream last time
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>>87164927
You made up that last one, right? Please say yes.
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>>87164891
Well I'D have dangerous unsafe Ara con sex with you.
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>>87164923
He's like 40. All these modern things he references he probably didn't even write. He doesn't understand snapchat.
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>>87164780
>>87164810
>tfw too much of a mega autist to have sex with regular autists
Should I end it all, /hst/?
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>>87164956
search for Sans is trans on tumblr

it was mocked by literally everyone
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>>87164933
Hey, don't forget you also missed out on the chance to impregnate a Jade cosplayer and thus ruin your life. Or get an STD from a Roxy cosplayer.
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>>87164939
Because body positivity means all characters should look ugly, I think?

>>87164960
Thank you, anon. It's comforting to know someone feels that way.
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>>87164935
Why would you want to share a chat with those people?
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>>87164893
t.toby
Again.
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>>87164874
>>87164893
Ah i see, well that seems pretty cool i guess. I suppose i could drop a 10 on it sometime.

>>87164896
Dont worry dogg, heard about the sans fight way long ago. I just wanted to know if it was, pardon the buzzword, fun.

>>87164927
My girlfriend's cuz played it one time while we watched. I remember just being like wtf at the sans fight, how does one even.
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>>87164960
See Cuntpi? Lots of people are desperate and willing to swing down (from an admittedly low vantage point to begin with), there's hope for you yet!
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>>87164977
They don't even really look ugly though

They don't look like anything at all

It's like it's designed to make the characters look as samey and boring as possible
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Will there be anymore HS cosplayers after the shitshow finale?

I might have one last shot at it
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>>87164996
Come on, man, we don't even know what she looks like.
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>>87164960
May i uh
Join
In this lood act
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>>87164975
>pregnant-at-sixteen Jade

Did I miss something
Did something happen
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>>87164975
Do tell
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Speaking of
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>>87164998
I wore a knight of doom outfit to PAX. Thats the latest homestuck anything I've seen.
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>>87164929

I don't forget that AR liked to fuck with Dirk; it's in himself to be as much of an asshole as AR which is demonstrated in Act 6. Caliborn resonates well with Dirk's underlying sadism and ramps that up to turn him into someone like Bro.

Also, insanity is no nullifier to intelligence whether it exists or not. It typically directs how the intelligence is used.
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>>87164975
Huh, didnt know Radcliffe was into cross-dressing.
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>>87164949
Just providing info. Here's the movie list.
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>>87164996
Everyone's pussy deserves to be bullied, anon.
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It's kind of amazing how perfectly the original kids' names matched their personalities

I mean with John his personality wasn't established before he was named, so Hussie could have tooled some stuff around the name, but as for the rest we had already gotten lots of dialogue from them before their naming

John sounds strong; Egbert sounds a bit dorky. That pretty much sums up John.
Rose Lalonde is all fancy and snooty sounding, just like Rose.
Dave Strider is stupidly over-the-top, but in such a way that it comes back around to being cool again. Which matches the whole irony thing perfectly.
And Jade Harley is really silly.
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>>87165035
Why is she not cosplaying as Vriska
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>>87165038
I'll pass on their stream. Really don't dig the reddit attitude.
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>>87165038
What is the homestuck addition of con air?
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>>87165023
stop
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>>87165049
>404'd
aw man did I just miss some sweet harleys?
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This is all too much >>87165035
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>>87165029
>I don't forget that AR liked to fuck with Dirk; it's in himself to be as much of an asshole as AR which is demonstrated in Act 6. Caliborn resonates well with Dirk's underlying sadism and ramps that up to turn him into someone like Bro.
Yes, yes, all very fine and dandy.
>Also, insanity is no nullifier to intelligence whether it exists or not. It typically directs how the intelligence is used.
This isn't a blanket statement. Bro was basically a basket case who never talked to his son, bought shitty swords instead of food, programs AI to talk about puppet porn, etc. Whatever intelligence was there is almost completely wasted; Bro was fucked.
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>>87165038
Why Scott Pilgrim? Doesn't even seem to fit the meme-y vibe.
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>>87165060
dude they were the sweetest Harleys you've ever revved
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>>87165052
I'm like 90% sure it's some stupid joke inserted in one scene.
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>>87165060
It wasn't even nipples, fucking hotpockets
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>>87165056
gelasticat is the hero we deserve.
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>>87165072
IF ONLY THERE WAS AN IMGUR LINK
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>>87165048
>John sounds strong
"John" is just generic.
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>>87165071
I guessing because of Jane's hallway cera
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====> Absond
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>>87165080
unsubscribe
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>>87165060
>>87165072
nah man, nice harleys, but you could only barely catch a glimpse.
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>>87165086
Why not Superbad?
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>>87165049
Because Jade is the booby barkbeast
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>>87165101
hey man I'm not running the reddit shitshow
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>>87165085
And western generic male is strong.
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>>87165052
I'm guessing it's the edit where John's retconned in.
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>>87165109
Not that Scott Pilgrim movie was bad, I just like Superbad more.
>>87165113
John's just a normal name, bro.
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>>87165103
It's true. Once Dave gets his first omnipoterrier titjob, he'll never go back to Karkat.
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>>87165120
Yes, it's a normal male name. When you think of a John, you think of a blue collar man, which in turn implies strength.
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>>87165134
Until Karat kills Vriska and starts wearing her tits everywhere as a prize.
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>>87165140
So that's what troll breast are for.
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>>87165137
Nobody does that. I knew a friend named John and he acted like John who isn't a particularly strong personality. I wanted to fuck him. I miss him. ;_;
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>>87165048
Reminder that Hussie cheated with Dave's name, Chad Buskin actually won.
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>>87165140
The acid from Vriska's tits kills Karkat.
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>>87165153
Rose's pretty black whore lips should be wrapped around a _____.
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>>87165153
>Troll breasts are just filled with the tits of slain enemies and mark a trolls' number of kills.
>This is why the females are more violent.
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>>87165163
HEAVING EGBERTIAN WINDCOCK
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>>87164927
I agree, I couldn't believe it but Lisa Simpson dinosaur is actually worse than any of the Leijons.

Not even Meulin fucked up as bad as Alphys.
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>>87165160
Well, in that case, I'm glad he did.

I honestly can't imagine any of the kids being named anything other than what they were.
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>>87165179
alphys did literally nothing wrong
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>>87165134
>jade ever doing anything that isn't vaginal sex
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>>87165163
"poorly cooked, half-frozen hot pocket"
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>>87165190
alphys literally did everything wrong
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>>87165160
>>87165180
"Chad" sounds even more douchey. Incredibly douchey. Almost unreal in douchiness. I was almost named Chad.
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>>87165190
Alphys did everything wrong.
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>>87165190
She didn't shut the fuck up after her first three lines.
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>>87165203
Dave doesn't sound douchey, though

It sounds like a detached uber-chill guy, which works for Mr. Strider

Chad doesn't work at all
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>>87165175
It's probably for the best that Rose never fucked John, she couldn't have handled it.
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>>87165199
>>87165209
Name one (1) thing she did wrong
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>>87165216
Dave is kind of doychey. Just a hint.
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>>87165103
The middle finger ruins it. jade's not a bitch.
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>>87165217
She's been training her whole life.
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>>87165229
Yeah but it's not the Chad kind of active doucheyness

It's more like the super-detatched "I don't give a shit" doucheyness

i.e. the Dave doucheyness

>>87165237
Post-God tier, she literally is
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>>87165228
She existed.
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>>87165237
She kind of is.
>>87165241
Yes, of course, Anon. Different flavors.
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>>87165228
Bad anime jokes
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>>>87165228
She tried to impress king oneitis via unethical experimentation on dead/dying monsters.
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>>87165228
>>87165244
>>87165251
I want Undershit out of my thread now.
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>>87165249
>>87165241
>kind of is
Not really. Even grimbark she's less bad. The only time Jade was ever a bitch was to Karkat, who pushed her over the edge. She's very good at repressing her emotions.
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Post yours, /co/.
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>>87157769
>Side characters
Heh
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>>87165262
"Bitch" literally means female dog

She is part-dog

She's a bitch in the most literal sense of the term
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>>87165161
>you will never have a qt doggirl that is obsessed with you and only you
Why live
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>>87165274
How did Hussie manage to create such top-tier waifus

This shit is like military grade

We should be exporting these waifus to the Middle East to destroy ISIS
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>>87165239
Please, bitch can't even handle Kanaya, let alone the warhammer in John's pants.
Roxy's the only one elastic enough for that.
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>>87165262
No, she's kind of a bitch and often ignores peoples' emotions. She's rarely a blatant bitch though.But in Grimdark, she starts getting aggressive and begins attacking people.
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>>87165291
She's not ignoring them out of bitchiness though

She's just naive and possibly autistic
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>>87165286
>Roxy's the only one elastic enough for that
>Roxyjohn.
SHIT. Fuck off.
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>>87165291
>No, she's kind of a bitch and often ignores peoples' emotions

That's every Homestuck character though. When's some time she was actually bitchy to someone who wasn't Karkat, Tavros, or Eridan?
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>>87165286
But anon, that gif is of Roxy taking Jade's knot as it impregnates her!
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>>87165302
John should impregnate every Lalonde, but Rose just can't handle her divine duties. So Rose has to sit there tied up and naked while Roxy taunts her about how she'll never get it.
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>>87165300
But that's kind of a bitch thing. She's impatient and kind of bitchy but it's never blatant like "grrrr le kill urself >:("
>>87165304
Dave, and John sometimes.
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>>87165312
I'm afraid Jade doesn't know how to tie shoelaces.
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>>87165312
Jade is a girl with a vagina if you did not notice.
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>>87165315
You have shit tastes and should probably stop posting.
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>>87165333
He's right though, John impregnating every lalonde is the top tier option
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>>87165269
I need a source on that Rose butt. (Hehe, Rosebutt.)
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>>87165333
Sorry man, John with a harem of blondes is endgame. Every Lalonde comes into existing to take Egbert dick.
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>>87165342
Fuck you, I hope you die, and that's the last thing you ever say.
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>>87165337
Die in a fire, trashboy. Roxy doesn't deserve John.
>>87165353
No, bad.
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>>87165328
I can't tell what is worse
Davesexual jade, breedslut jade, or puffy vagina jade
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>>87165356
Why? What did I do? It was just a pun...
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>>87165363
>Roxy doesn't deserve John.
Neither of the blonde slut duo deserves the chief god.
But they're there, might as well make use of them.
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>>87165377
Rose does. Rose is pure! Pure! You need to learn to respect women! Women are people too, you jerk!
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>>87165366
They're all good, and the first one is canon.
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>>87165363
Roxy is top tier. Get fucked, friend.
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>>87165374
Then clearly a pun you don't fully get.
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>>87165389
That's an awful opinion. Seriously, rethink it. Please.
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>>87165385
>pure
Not when John's done with her.
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>>87165402
I'll rethink it if you promise to give suicide a genuine ponder
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it's hurting again
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>>87165395
What is left to get? Please explain.
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>>87165385
Sorry anon. Rose is less than a woman. She's subhuman, and a living toilet, and it's all she'll ever amount to or deserve. Rose is disgusting.
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>>87165404
As it should be.
>>87165413
I'm not the person who thinks Roxy is a good character. Or even worse, a good waifu. Or even WORSE, a top-tier one. You should do the pondering.
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So are we just gonna set up an official /hst/ mass suicide date or what
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>>87165426
>toilet
The proper term is "divine cum receptacle and demigod breeding factory"
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>>87165442
Living. Urinal.
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>>87165452
No! Rose is for making babies ONLY.
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>>87165415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mQqVqRB7I
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>>87165426
NO.
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>>87165462
Her only worth in life is to get down on her knees and open her mouth obediently the second she hears anyone say the words "I need to piss."
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Guys, I hate to be the party pooper here, but I fear the breeding meme may have crossed an event horizon or two, and is no longer conducive to productive discussion.
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>>87165481
Rose is for John and John alone! And again, only for babies!
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>>87165463
Oh, now, I get it. I thought you were just being autistic over a pun! I don't know if anyone else would have gotten that though! The wording was a bit awkward! Good one though, Anon!
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>>87165490
Rose is for being kept in a dark crawlspace behind a hole in a public restroom.
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>>87165484
This. Based Sexy Beast Anon.
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>>87165342
Here you go.
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>>87165516
Wow, I even got the sauce! Too bad the anatomy is weird and I can barely tell where one person ends and the other begins! I can barely recognize the characters! Oh, well!
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>>87165490
John's sperm would basically destroy Rose's pathetic eggs. It's like the opposite of Jade and Dave.
Strilondes are just too genetically pathetic to get away with anything. The only reason it works with Dave and Jade is because her ovaries actively hunt down and microscopically dominate his sperm.
Seriously, them being part of the whole new pantheon is a mistake, they'll be the joke gods nobody prays to.
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>>87165500
Most people tend to be familiar with Citizen Kane.

It's the Citizen Kane of films.
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>>87165548
Yeah, I know it! But, then again, the set-up and wording was still weird and off!
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>>87165484
>>87165545
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>>87157893
John Roxy is a good one too.
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>>87165587
You have to be shitting me.
>dude ur hot
>dude ur hot 2
All of Johnroxy.
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>>87157893
DaveJade is boring, I shipped Jadekat before Davekat became a thing.
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How does Snapchat actually work? and how can I use it on my PC?

And what am I supposed to do with the image hussie set on his website?
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>>87165596
You have to be stupid if you think this is all there is to that.
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>>87165623
You add mspaofficial as a friend and then they can send you cooky pictures on your phone
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>>87165637
I don't have a smartphone. Is there a snapchat version for PC?
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>>87165630
They never really interact in any meaningful way. After the initial conversation and what we can gleam from the whole "she's bored" "pretend like you were listening" thing, they only ever exist within each other's presence after that, just reacting to the same things.

Even standing over dead Rose we get nothing.
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>>87165630
If you have to be stupid to think there's anything substantial.
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>>87165652
I doubt it. You're screwed.
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>>87165652
No
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>>87165620
So you're saying you ship davekat now?
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>>87165657
The betas shoulda fucked
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>>87165630
If you have to be stupid to think otherwise.
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>>87165620
Jadekat died before it started
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>>87165660
>They never really interact in any meaningful way.
Their interraction right after the Game Over is one of the most meaningful moment in the comic

>Even standing over dead Rose we get nothing.
it was very touching

>>87165664
you have to be stupid if you think "two person meeting and it simply work" doesn't happens. There is a clear chemistry and it is actually a nice change in contrast to all the shipping drama.

Some lighthearted moment you guys don't seem to be able to take for what it is.

A simple teenager love. How endarked must your heart be to not enjoy the beauty and genuity of it?
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>>87165695
That's not Jake and John though! :^)
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>>87165720
Only one can eventually be fug.
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>>87165652
probably not.

But android emulation is a thing.
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>>87165699
see>>87165729
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>>87165729
>two person meeting and it simply work" doesn't happens. There is a clear chemistry and it is actually a nice change in contrast to all the shipping drama.
It's forced and boring with zero actual chemistry. There is no dynamic- I hate it. It's fucking nothing, dude. It literally is just
>dude ur hot x 2
>How endarked must your heart be to not enjoy the beauty and genuity of it?
Honestly feels like reparations for Johnrose or something.
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>>87165740
>>87165676
>>87165681
What? why not? PC is one of the most used devise for internet, what kind of stupid app would left out such an important platform?
>>87165740
that seems like an making things more complicated than it need to.
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>>87165742
>Linking your post again.
It disproves nothing. It's shit.
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>>87165695
Considering them being children, Hussie really watered down his humour that would allow such a beautiful thing to happen.

Strangely enough, he still subtly kept some idea of it with the fact that post-death, even in godtier, physical growth does not occur.
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>>87165751
>It's forced and boring with zero actual chemistry
There simply nothing forced about it. It work out naturally and you can see it actually work, that's Chemistry. And it was very funny too. how is it boring in anyway?
>>dude ur hot x 2
It goes far beyond that.
>look kinda hot
>look kinda hot too
>you seems nice
>you seems nice too
>we are actually working well together
>we appreciate each other
>EVERYBODY DIE!
>we share our sadness and despair and manage to comfort each other
>okay it's the end of the world, let's date.
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>>87165763
I pointed to a different post than the one you first quoted there >>87165742
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>>87165720
Mash them both!
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>>87165780
>There simply nothing forced about it. It work out naturally and you can see it actually work,
Nope. It feels it's just there for the sake of being there and accomplishes nothing. All """"romantic indicators"""" feel hackeny.
>And it was very funny too.
This is just bullshit.
>how is it boring in anyway?
No dynamic. Nothing.

Nope, it was just >dude ur hot

>Implying they had an arc together or had any sort of emotional connection shown in the comic.
Just making shit up.
>>87165783
Just link it in the OP. Still, it disproves nothing. We're both just asserting shit.
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>>87165767
the betas should have fucked when they got older
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>>87155248
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>>87165756
>that seems like an making things more complicated than it need to.
well how much do you want to see NEW and FRESH homestuck content?

Ultimately it'll be reposted here and everywhere anyway, but whether buying a new phone or emulating, it comes down to a cost of either time or money. pretty sure emulation isn't that complicated.
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>>87165818
only if they married first
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I want John to hold hands with Rose
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>>87165848
Me too, Anon. Me too...
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>>87165808
>Nope. It feels it's just there for the sake of being there and accomplishes It's there because it naturally happned. nothing was forced. You know love like that actually happens, right? especially for teenagers.
>This is just bullshit.
Terezy messing with thezm was hilarious.
>No dynamic. Nothing.
Each of their interraction was nice and sweet. You know a relationship don't need drama to be enjoyable, right?
>Implying they had an arc together or had any sort of emotional connection shown in the comic.
They did, especially after Game Over
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>>87165818
You're missing the point, they can't after they achieved god-tier. Physically, at least.

It's essentially the 300 year old loli meme. The other artists have drawn the kids to hold more later-adolescent features, but it contradicts canon to assume they will age.
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>>87165872
But they did age 3 years?
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>>87165872
no it doesn't, Rose canonically got boobs over the three years. They DID age.
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>>87165867
jade lived on an island is why
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>>87165859
>Terezy messing with thezm was hilarious
No.
>Each of their interraction was nice and sweet
Stupid and artificial. "Nice and sweet" is such fucking useless bullshit. It needs to be funny or interesting. It's neither. No dynamic.
>You know a relationship don't need drama to be enjoyable, right?
Too bad this ship has nothing. Just hallmark card heterosexuality.
>They did, especially after Game Over
You would assume but neither seem particularly phased- it's not a,point in the comic. Fucking retarded bullshit.
>>
Remember when Johnrezi was a thing
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>>87165859
>Terezy messing with thezm was hilarious.
What messing with them? I think Terezi had at most two lines about it, and those were both off handed remarks.

>Each of their interraction was nice and sweet. You know a relationship don't need drama to be enjoyable, right?
They do need actual interaction though. Like I said, aside from what can be drawn from John ranting, none of their interaction is dependent upon either character. You can slot in a perfectly generic cube for either character and not change an single thing they say to each other.

Roxy's determined optimism is never brought up to John, John's frivolous nature with a hard edge is never brought up to Roxy. Their characterizations exists completely apart from their conversations.

>They did, especially after Game Over
Roxy: I am sad because Rose is dead and she has relevance to my character.
John: Yes, I am sorry you are sad, because I am not a sociopath.
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>>87165905
dave lived in a sunny city, he was canonically the fire guy.
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>>87165926
>Jade earth
>Dave fire
They'd produce a volcano kid.
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>>87165880
>>87165889
I only account for the art that Hussie himself produced, since anatomy varies if we consult other artists that participated in the comic.

Hussie reuses the art of Rose into Jasprose for a reason. And Jasprose, whom is the fusion of Davesprite's Rose and the pre-Retcon Rose, has travelled over the 3 years. Davesprite hasn't change either, and Jadesprite hasn't given her time speaking with her "other worldly" friends.

So it shows that in the sprite-work that Hussie has made that they do not age, which you'd wonder why. The signs of the dreambubbles with the multitude of selves shows the same effect, with the addition of their death not bringing fruit the bonuses of godtier.

It's either that, or the writing has been so horrid to ignore these holes.
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>>87165880
Did they? We see no physical evidence of growth, even here where 16 year old John is the same height as 6 sweep year old Vriska.

Also, Vriska and dead!Vriska only have dead!Vriska's "Oh God I'm So Desperate" physical accesories to differentiate them, despite Vriska having 3 years of growth on dead!Vriska.
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>>87165907
>No.
yes
>Stupid and artificial. "Nice and sweet" is such fucking useless bullshit. It needs to be funny or interesting. It's neither. No dynamic.
It's both Funny and interesting
>Too bad this ship has nothing. Just hallmark card heterosexuality.
It's tow people who really found eahc other when the worst of everything hit them in the face
>You would assume but neither seem particularly phased- it's not a,point in the comic. Fucking retarded bullshit.
It's a fucking big point.
>You can slot in a perfectly generic cube for either character and not change an single thing they say to each other.
That's wrong, though, both of them work because they simply are compatible, their personality just mesh perfectly that it doesn't nned to be be forced. It just comes.
>They do need actual interaction though.
Again Post Game Over did it.
>Roxy: I am sad because Rose is dead and she has relevance to my character.
>John: Yes, I am sorry you are sad, because I am not a sociopath.
This goes beyond that, both almost reach a point where they could have give up.
>>
So did anyone that has snapchat look at that thing yet? What is it? Is that image just for adding someone as a friend on snapchat or something?
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>>87165939
>Vriska having 3 years of growth on dead!Vriska.
Do ghosts grow?
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>>87165950
No.

Some of them are thousands of years old and obviously still juvenile.
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>>87165939
>Did they? We see no physical evidence of growth
Yes, wee saw Jade and Rose grow boobies.
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>>87165939
>>87165950
No, wait, they do. Hussie mentioned something with Aranea about that.
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>>87165938
The spritework, that is, the drawings he made, DID have Rose age up. Rose didn't have curves but during her date with Kanaya she DID noticeably have boobs!
God tiers not-aging wouldn't make sense anyway, Sburb is all about maturity and growth, why would it grant anyone eternal teenagehood?
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>>87165939
>We see no physical evidence of growth
Again, both Jade and Rose got boobage. They go through puberty
We were just lucky to skip the specifcs
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>>87165962
the only dave child I'll accept now is bratty spoiled Daddy's little princess dave child.
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>>87165948
>yes
No.
>It's both Funny and interesting
Neither. Especially not interesting.
>It's tow people who really found eahc other when the worst of everything hit them in the face
No. Are you drunk?
>It's a fucking big point.
It's really not. Changes nothing in them.
>That's wrong, though, both of them work because they simply are compatible, their personality just mesh perfectly that it doesn't nned to be be forced. It just comes
Nothing comes. It's nothing
>>87165914
If you're implying Davejade does this shit then you're only half right here.
.
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>>87165958
No, he said that the beforusian where 19 years old when they died.

same age Bro was when he step upon Baby Dave.
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>>87165956
>>87165958
Check yo' facts.
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>>87165999
What? Fuck.
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>>87165948
>That's wrong, though, both of them work because they simply are compatible, their personality just mesh perfectly that it doesn't nned to be be forced. It just comes.

That is the single dumbest thing I've read in this thread. And one ass hole was talking about Jade's predatory ovary eggs.

>Again Post Game Over did it.
Again, no, they literally never bring up, compare, or learn each other's personalities. At all.

>This goes beyond that, both almost reach a point where they could have give up.
And then Terezi flew in on a jet pack and told them what to do, keeping them from giving up.
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>>87165989
>No
Yes
>Neither. Especially not interesting.
It's both interresting and funny
>No. Are you drunk?
Yes. It's Game OVer that changed their ship from maybe to actually being a thing
>It's really not. Changes nothing in them.
they found each other
>Nothing comes. It's nothing
It's everything
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>>87165984
Where would the bitchiness come from though? Dave and Jade are nice enough people.
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>>87165939
See, this guy gets it.

>>87165957
Artists that aren't Hussie. Hussie's art depicting Rose has her chest like a cutting board.

>>87165962
Yet there are an even larger portion of art Hussie made showing the opposite. It could possibly just be the outfit accentuating her body.

I could see your argument, the game being about maturity and growth, yet a large theme about the comic shows death and how to avoid this decadence through death.
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>>87166008
>That is the single dumbest thing I've read in this thread. And one ass hole was talking about Jade's predatory ovary eggs.
It's true. they mesh well together.
>Again, no, they literally never bring up, compare, or learn each other's personalities. At all.
They literally see each other at their worst and see the kindness of each other
>And then Terezi flew in on a jet pack and told them what to do, keeping them from giving up.
Yes and?
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>>87166017
Rose was NEVER depicted before going god tier as having any sort of chest. Now, even in god tier outfits, she sometimes has boobs.
Jane doesn't always have boobs when she's drawn, yet we all know she has boobs.
"God-tiers don't age" is one of the dumbest fucking ideas that this fandom has come up with.
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>>87166033
Jade's unattractive mom thighs!
Jade getting sad because she doesn't have the figure she once did!
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>>87166011
>Yes
No.
>It's both interresting and funny
No.
>Yes. It's Game OVer that changed their ship from maybe to actually being a thing
But it meant nothing for them as people.
>they found each other
That's retarded.
>It's everything
Their relationship is nothing.
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>>87166016
Them being overbearing and trying really hard not to be negligent.
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>>87166048
But if they're trying to be good parents rather than giving in to every little demand than they're not gonna end up a bitch
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>>87166033
This picture made my dick tingle.
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>>87166053
>giving in to every little demand
But that's what they will do because they're so afraid of being negligent.
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>>87166033
The alpha kids started their session later than the beta kids, allowing for such physical attributes to be normal. As for Rose, show me a large pile of art from the comic showing her having these mature physical attributes. I've already posted earlier in the thread Jasprose and Davepeta.

>"God-tiers don't age" is one of the dumbest fucking ideas that this fandom has come up with.
Myself and a few others have brought up interesting points. Calling it the dumbest idea is just showing you're mad about it. Given your pic of a fat fucking Jade on your HDD, it's probably because it goes against your degenerate fetish.
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>>87166020
>It's true. they mesh well together.
Saying they mesh is not a replacement for any semblance of character interaction.

>They literally see each other at their worst and see the kindness of each other
That isn't what happens in that seen at all. Roxy whines about her relationship with Rose, and John stands back being generically sympathetic.

>Yes and?
And they didn't keep each other from giving up, Terezi providing a solution did.
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>>87166053
No dude no.
Jade lived alone for most of her life and desperately wants to be loved, and Dave feels his entire life that he was neglected. Both of them would desperately want to give their kid everything because they comparatively had nothing, and that's the main reason people end up spoiled and entitled.
If your parents are the gods of space and time who give you anything you ask for and live in a giant manor, you're gonna be a cunt.
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>>87166065
You're missing the point, the point was that Jane isn't always drawn with tits. But of course Jane has tits. The kids not always being shown with tits is not somehow evidence for no tits. It's like saying they don't have arms.
On top of that, yes god-tiers not aging is the dumbest fucking idea. Homestuck was ALL about coming-of-age and growing up. Sburb is about growth, literally every fucking thing has been about growth, it's not subtle, it beats you over the head and saying that Sburb therefore gives you the one thing that's an antithesis to that whole shit is so fucking stupid it's not even funny. It misses one of the biggest themes in Homestuck for the sake of "WHAT IF IT'S INTERESTING!!!".
You, and the whole eternal-youth bullshit crowd can die in a fucking fire, because you are everything wrong with Homestuck.
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http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007198

Davesprite made fun of John for starting to grow facial hair. As the others mentioned, the girls have boobs.
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>>87166114
>John.
>Not growing facial hair when 13.
What a pussy. His father would be ashamed.
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>>87166094
I swear it has to be always the same people at this point "God-tiers don't age because my fanfics!", "God-tiers don't age because I'm a twat and don't read the comic".

What if my dick aged into your ass? That's a far better theory than the stupidity already espoused.
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>>87166134
Like seriously, the main villains is an eternal manchild, how do you miss the mark on this so fucking badly?
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>>87166134
This. Also, put your dick in my ass.
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>>87166065
>davepeta
Why would a boy merging with a thirteen year old girl suddenly grow boobs?
That's not how it works.
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>>87166151
Weird science.
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>>87166134
Well then, wiseguy, how do you solve the complication of kids aging through their godhood? Your argument so far was a few frames in Act 6 and muh growing up. The rest of your posts involve accusing us of not reading the comic and a few shallow insults. The concept of them aging after their reincarnation as gods goes against parts of the comic that were mentioned.

>>87166151
He would have gained traits of a male developing, instead of looking almost exactly the same.
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>>87166176
>He would have gained traits of a male developing
Why would him merging with a thirteen year old GIRL make him look more manly?
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>>87165269
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>>87166176
No, there was no fucking theme about avoiding death.
You know what there was about death? That it fucking sucks because being stuck in the dream bubbles means you never mature. The only time not-aging is ever really touched upon it's a BAD THING.
You don't know this because you're a dumb cunt who doesn't read the comic.
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>>87166176
>parts of the comic
There's no real part of the comic that's about not aging. In fact, the ghosts don't age and that's shown to be a bad thing. Stagnation and lack of growth were something two of the main villains had as themes.
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>>87166017
>Artists that aren't Hussie. Hussie's art depicting even if true, so what? that still make them older.
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>>87166185
Dave is that much of a pussy.
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>>87166176
A few frames alone prove his arguments though. They gained boobs, they didn't have boobs any time before that.
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>>87166185
Why would it reverse such implied growth? At best, it would make a freakish sort of hermaphrodite-esque build.

>>87166188
Good lad.

>>87166199
Wow, another accusation of not reading the comic, despite already myself revealing parts of the comic to prove my argument. Oh golly, gee whiskers of the holy mackerel that's a horrid way to interpret anything that was provided here.
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>>87166067
>Saying they mesh is not a replacement for any semblance of character interaction.
But they have got character interraction
>That isn't what happens in that seen at all.
This is exactly what happened. John went on on his own too and Roxy listened too.
>And they didn't keep each other from giving up, Terezi providing a solution did.
And? May point was that they comforted each other.
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>>87166207
Too bad it was so poorly handled.
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>>87166218
The fact that you're missing key elements and points makes it evident you DON'T read the comic. Like fucking seriously, how entrenched in dumb fucking headcanon do you have to be to ignore the biggest theme in the entire comic?
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>>87166225
Anon, just stop. Please. This is going nowhere. It's so dumb.
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>>87166188
Rose is cute

CUTE!
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>>87166218
>implied growth
What implied growth? With the girls you can show boobs (but even then only lightly because Hussie became afraid of boobs after drawing Jane), but what are you supposed to show for the guys? Nobody is rendered with muscles or hair. Jake had leg hair canonically but you never saw it.
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>>87166246
JohnRoxy is Cute! Cute!
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NAME ONE THING DONE RIGHT IN ALL HOMESTUCK
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>>87166263
waifus
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>>87166261
No. Bad opinion.
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>>87166263
Basically eveyrthing is right except the last part of Act6, right after the last Jade log. Form that point on, it seems like things went rushed and interessting plotlines still went unaddressed.
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MY FUCKING GOD

THERE ARE TOO MANY SPIDERS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
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>>87165949
Would you kindly post a picture of snapchat?
>but muh screenshot protection
JUST USE A PHOTOCAMERA I CANT BELIEVE YOU AMERIFATS IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE DRM IN YOUR DNA
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>>87166249
It's weird how many people here want to corrupt this precious little cinnamon roll.
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>>87166342
Damn right, I'd turn that vagina into a fucking golf bag.
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>>87166127
His dad hates facial hair though. He bought a literal ton of shaving cream.
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>>87166364
Does that mean that Jane was forced to shave her legs
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>>87166316
>AMERIFATS
WTF, I hate Americans now.
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>>87166364
But he grew it constantly and wanted his son to experience the joy of shaving. John was too much of a pussy to grow it a young age though.
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>>87166351
>throwing Rose into a "disposable waifu" pile instead of having your very own snarky sister.
Your loss, anon.
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>>87166384
*at a
GROW HAIR, JOHN
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>>87166385
>disposable
Who said anything about disposing of anything? I'm just saying I would wreck that bitch till the end of time, any sensible man would.
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>>87166297
Is the new aradox space tome out, Anyone has the bonus Story with Vriska and Equius?
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>>87166414
>NuHussie redoes Homestuck and this is its Kanaya.
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JOHN, DO WHAT I SAY
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>>87166429
How much would that change Kanaya's personality?
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>>87166433
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Petition to change NuHussie to just "Nuss"
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I don't feel entitled for the epilogue, rewrite of Homestuck, Homestuck 2.0, Hiveswap, new MS Paint Adventure.
But it would be nice to know the story behind all this bullshit. Like the snapchat thing. Who suggested it? For what purpose?
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>>87166448
She'd be more melancholy and would talk about her feels a lot more . She'd also have a habit for public urination and be an Alt-Right extremist Nazi.
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Would Jade put down her babies if they got rabies
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>>87166489
Humans can survive rabies.
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>>87166489
Never.
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ARA
NEE
AAAAAAAH
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>>87166600
666 for satanic character.
>>87166516
66 for bad character.
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>>87166701
Rabies is a character?
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>>87166526
This. Jade is science. She'd science out the rabies and then buy them ice cream while putting a bandaid somewhere.
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>>87166724
Rabies is the worst fucking character
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>>87166729
I wish jade was my mom and i got rabies.
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is karkat still a shit character
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>>87166759
Why would he stop being one
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>>87166724
I meant Kanaya, fuck.>>87166681
>>87166738
Rabies is the best character. Fuck you.>>87166752
I wish I was friends with Rabies desu.
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>>87166769
Rabies is a shit character. Remember the time they bullied John and pushed Jade into the dirt? or the time they called Equius a nigger?
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>>87166786
Those are positive points. Rabies tells it like it is and likes to have fun. Remember when he fought back You (fuck, I forgot that OC's name) to save his friends?
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>>87166805
Jade cried and had to get stitches, John needed therapy, and it just made Equius more afraid to hide who he was.
Anyone who bullies Jade is shit automatically anyway.
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>>87166811
>Vriska
>Karkat
Yeah sounds about right
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>>87166811
He helped them grow as people and later explained it was all a joke which softened the blow. He eventually helped Jade learn how to tap dance too. He even killed Mage Sage (that was its name) after they tried to kill John.
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i cant be the first one to realize this right
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>>87166841
>making them white
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>>87166861
What a genius. What a hero. Bowman strikes again.
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>>87166874
God there's gonna be a shitstorm for the Homestuck show
>WHY ARE THEY ALL WHITE
>WHY ARE THEY NOT HAIRY BLOBS
>WHY IS JADE NOT A TRANSEXUAL VERSION OF VIN DIESEL
>WHY IS KARKAT NOT A PINK VERSION OF A HOBBIT
>HUSSIE HATES US
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>>87166896
Jade is cannonically Woolie. Get your facts straight.
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>>87166905
That's Bismuth you dumbass.
Everyone knows Jade is petite.
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>>87166888
Nice trips.
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>>87166913
>you dumbass.
No need to be aggressive. Just stating facts. There are no rockfuckers in Homestuck, Jade is the certified Woolie.
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>>87166924
Equius is the woolie.
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>>87166896
>this is the future of homestuck kids
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>>87166930
>fanarts not allowed
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>>87166929
That also fits.
>He forcibly cuts Aradiabot's hair short.
>Only likes Nepeta because she's green.
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>>87166930
Thankfully most of the artists Hussie have aren't into that fad. At most we'll get brown Jade.
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>>87166965
Usually just tanned too.
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>>87166947
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>>87166979
Well i mean
at least she's a girl and at least dave is the father
Could be worse I guess
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>>87166979
>dave actually blacker than Jade
dear god that baby is going to be invisible.
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>>87166993
>not expecting him to do his duties and deny being the father
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>>87166997
He's already sticking around when she's already pregnant, if he were going to live up to his legacy he would have bailed the minute she said she was having a baby.
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>>87165269
sauce on that freshly knit ponchos, son one?
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>>87166997
Excuse ME, Dave is a respectable member of the black community, and will gladly support his child that more or less looks like a void of blackness in the world. Like they actually absorb light. Like on dark nights birds run into them because they're that fucking dark.
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>>87166979
I honestly like it. Does it actually trigger you?
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>>87166997
>>87167017
Is it me or is Dave actually a white that facepainted himself.
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>>87167009
That's not how it works though. It's usually a last-minute bail.
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>>87167033
I mean it's not so bad. It's kind of sweet that Jade's family is supportive of her, but there's that undercurrent of HEADCANON that ultimately sours it. See that's what's so bad about all these images, is that they're these intentional choices that just make them bad. Like you're clearly able to see the artist is talented but is doing bad shit intentionally.
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>>87167009
>>87167017
>>87167033
Certainly.
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>>87167033
Nah. It's fine.
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>>87167043
Welcome to tumblr.
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>>87167042
Dude no, that shit is always "Honey I'm pregnant!" and then "Lol bye". If Dave's already around when she's that pregnant, safe to say he's either in it for the long haul or going to die in a gang shootout.
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>>87166979
I'm more offended by the foot.
Why is there a foot on Jade's pregnant stomach.
What is it's purpose. it's not there in the other pictures.
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>>87167012
Here.
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>>87167055
God I hope this fad dies soon.
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>>87167084
The other variant as well, in case you wanted that too. To match with your friends or whatever.
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how are you not sure that John isn't the father
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>>87167043
>fanarts not allowed
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>>87167163
Shitty fanart is shitty fanart, whether it's ruined by being technically bad or because it's drawn like >>87167144

Go back to tumblr if you want people to accept the multicolored fat rainbow karkats these fucks draw, but here they'll always be a giant fucking joke.
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>>87167163
This isn't fanart anymore, these aren't Homestuck characters. These are OCs these fucks tag as Homestuck characters.
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>>87167181
>Shitty fanart is shitty fanart, whether it's ruined by being technically bad or because it's drawn like
Technically bad is the only valid reason to complain.
It's fucking fanart, the whole point of it is that you can put whatever you want, including stuff you will never see in the original material.

Anon, lt me open you up to a secret, it's okay to not like thing, it's okay to not have some things up to your tastes. that doesn't men it is actually bad or wrong.

>>87167191
>These are OCs these fucks tag as Homestuck characters.
So, You are basically saying that IT IS fan art?
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>>87167217
Hi icels.
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>>87167217
For it to be fan art it would have to actually be art of the original source. It isn't.
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>>87167249
>It isn't.
It's like you have never heard of the concept of AU
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>>87167249
If this isn't homestuck, why did you identify as such.
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>>87167249
How to make fanart:
>be inspired by an original work
>make a work based on that inspiration
That's it. that's all it take and there is nothing intrinsically wrong with that.
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>>87167285
I didn't. It's in a tag I check and I was wondering what the fuck it's even supposed to be.
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>>87167125
considering how he's the daddy of the crew, it wouldn't phase me.
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rate my homestuck fanart
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>>87167308
Jade John incest
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>>87167310
He's not the dad! Jade is davesexual! Davesexual!
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>>87167319
Cool. The carapaces are my favorite characters too.
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>>87167337
That's CRONUS you cis-het fuckslut cumwhore!
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>>87167297
Not him, but there's nothing wrong with holding critique for these people, or questioning their intentions of such an AU. Considering tumblr's common trope to disgustify characters to meet some abstract message of diversity and body acceptance, I assume that's what this is; poorly designed activism.
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>>87167347
Not even. They draw it because it's popular, it's popular because people think they're being progressive and showing "support"
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>>87167373
And the cycle goes on. There's a reason why the users of that website consider these checkmark points of melanin levels and disabilities as progressive.
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>>87167330
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>>87167397
Oh hey, Vin Diesel
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>>87167347
>nothing wrong with holding critique for these people
Critique on the style, the quality of the drawing, Yes, I agree.

But the subject can be whatever they want to be. If you start acting as the fanart police, then you start to be just as bad as the SJW who try to shame-attack people who draw their character too sexy or skinny.

You don't want to be like one of those Steven Universe fan-police who complain about Rose being too skinny or the Hair of Garnet being "white washing" because this is exactly what you are doing.

>Considering tumblr's common trope to disgustify characters to meet some abstract message of diversity and body acceptance, I assume that's what this is; poorly designed activism.
yes, how dare people experess their opinion through the medium of art, don't they know this is not what it is meant for?

More seriously, even that there is nothing wrong with that. If an fanartist want to express his political opinion through his fanart, there is nothing wrong with that.

Complaining about one "using his work to convey his political message" is basically being pro-censorship. You can disagree with the message itself, but if you go "I have nothing against diversity, but I wish people would stop including it in their work of art", you are a full bloated hypocrite who do not dare to actually say it's the message itself he is against, not the fact that it is included in a work to start with.
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>>87167397
>There's a reason why the users of that website consider these checkmark points of melanin levels and disabilities as progressive.
Because they don't get to be featured as much in main media?
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>>87167420
That just supports that she loves him like a brother.
Jade's only ever shown actual attraction towards Dave. She doesn't even express anything towards some movie celebrity like the rest of her family.
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>>87166065
>>87166094
I'll just note that Hussie's stance on god tier aging is, AFAIK, "I'll let you come to your own conclusions." But I do remember something he'd said later about god tiers aged until peak physical maturity and then stopping. Maybe that's just my imagination though.

Also, maybe SBURB and Homestuck used to be about growing up/coming of age, but they no longer are. It's like internet friendships. You can't have those when the internet friends stop being friends. You can't have coming of age when no one learns anything and characters like Terezi end up worse than where they started for no reason.
And you can't have physical maturity when characters are randomly relegated to an afterlife where they'll remain kids forever, just because reality incomprehensibly says so.
Either way, Hussie started going against the story's early themes on purpose or by accident, and that includes anything related to growth.

(Personally, everything about SBURB making characters age differently, from the god tiers who'll be adults forever, to Karkat and Kanaya who will eventually grow old and die naturally, to the ghosts who will never age, and even trolls' perfectly natural lifespan differences, all leave a very bad taste in my mouth. I don't know why.)
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>>87167475
>she could be attracted to anyone
>but chose someone as bad as Dave
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>>87167479
>It's like internet friendships
Ironic because it used to be how internet friendships are just as valid as normal ones.
Also the afterlife never went against the themes. The entire point was that people in the dreambubbles would never grow, and that was a bad thing. it was their job to help the others instead.
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>>87167479
>But I do remember something he'd said later about god tiers aged until peak physical maturity and then stopping. Maybe that's just my imagination though.
No, he was asked that in the reddit faq (it was actually my question). and basically said it was a good question, but would only answer to it once Homestuck is over.

He never answered to it (but he gave Rose and Jade Boobs).
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>>87167507
Maybe he DID intend them to marry or have kids or something. If he intends to do a sequel TV show then maybe they do get older.
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>>87167459
Nope
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>>87167105
thank you!
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>Full SJW art team
>Using an app created by three guys who called their customers "whores" in various leaked emails back in the day
The irony here is just incredible
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>>87167532
Actually yes. That's the political motivation: "Media tend to not feature those kind of traits, so we are doing it ourself."
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>>87167537
What are you talking about? I a missing the context, here.
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>>87167444
>>87167459
Trying to force a representation on a character that's already been established with their definitions of race, sex and orientation is destructive and is questionable as to why they'd do it. These artists are going out of the way to include it, and by going out the way this means adding grotesque features to a character for absolutely no sound reason.
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>there will be a Homestuck movie / TV show
Now there's a pretty meme.
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>>87167544
More like "media does not feature those kind of traits so we have our snowflakes"
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>>87167534
No problem.
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>>87167578
It's happening unfortunately, and it will be awful.
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>>87167577
>Trying to force a representation on a character that's already been established with their definitions of race, sex and orientation is destructive and is questionable as to why they'd do it.
FULL BLOWN Steven Universe Fanart-police. Do you ever realize what you are doing there.

It's fanart, meaning you can feature characters in any way you can.

Nothing is destroyed, the original work is not tainted. one of the interest of making fanrart is to do thing that does not happens in the Canon or simply just express your headcanon, because its fun an nice to make art.

>, and by going out the way this means adding grotesque features to a character for absolutely no sound reason.
Because they like it, because they want it. that's all the reason you need.

don't be a SJW ass who say what can and what can't be done in fanart, it's just ridiculous.
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>>87167586
You say that as if there was anything wrong with that.
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>>87167597
I'm sure Dante from Hook series has enough influence to secure a funding for this trainwreck.
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>>87167597
Why are posting the comic made by a fuckface who only wanted to draw davekat shit?
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>>87167577
>Trying to force a representation on a character that's already been established with their definitions of race, sex and orientation
Is the whole point of fanart.
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>>87165945
Why did you repost my kanaya horns from /aco/ I don't understand.
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>>87167597
And then the end of evangestuck happens?

> don't be a SJW ass who say what can and what can't be done in fanart
Critique is not censure, were not stopping anyone from acting like an idiot
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honestly, who cares if some guy decides to draw dave as black and ugly?
the moment they harass anyone over dave not being black and ugly enough is the moment we have a real problem.
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>>87167672
Because I thought it was a good image of Kanaya
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>>87167648
Yeah that too
Let's just hope hollywood influences things to be less shit.
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>>87167634
You're demanding I silence my ability to express degeneracy openly. You're clearly the one in disguise. Let's take an example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjoeyc6I

The art and point is so shit on what I'm against, but let's assume this held some genuine intentional thought when producing this as an original character. Normally, one would call it retarded and continue on. However, somehow you're marking this as perfectly fine, and any sense of criticism makes ME some sort of art fascist.

By all means, make art that involves Jade being some transwolf demi-queer genderfluid, but don't act victimized if I call it abhorrent.
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>>87167694
This tbqfh
>>87167634
>Nothing is destroyed, the original work is not tainted.
This is a concept a lot of people have trouble grasping. "Fanbase ruined it!", am I right?
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