Make someone want to read a comic by posting ZERO pages of it

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>>87153541
macaroni and cheese
with a little bit of these
with a little but of deez
my grandma-come out
i just give her money
i got 50 dollars in my pocket
RIGHT NOW!
in your face-i dont know how
but I got 50 dollars
and i know how
but i gotta turn it and i gotta turn it down
know what to say and i gotta rid o' POUNDS
i lost some pounds today
i got 50 dollars
but i dont know what to do-do with it today
so! i used it!
to cut the graaaasssss
i got money in my pocket

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>how casual readers react to Cerebus the Aardvark
"It's the longest single-author comic of all time? Alan Moore calls it the first essential element of comics? That sounds like too much for me."

>how serious readers react to Cerebus the Aardvark
"It's the longest single-author comic of all time? Alan Moore calls it the first essential element of comics? Sounds like an exciting challenge."

What type of reader are you?

>>87153787
>how casual readers react to Cerebus the Aardvark
"Dave Sim? Isn't that the guy that went completely bonkers and inserted a bunch of insane misogynist nonsense into his magnum opus? No thanks."

>how serious readers react to Cerebus the Aardvark
"Yeah I mean there's some really shitty parts but it's really top notch and extremely influential and essential other than those."

Nextwave

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Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

>>87153541
My first exposure to Simonson Thor was a story arc where Loki turned Thor into a frog. Thor lead an army of frogs in a war against an army of rats in Central Park. The arc ended with Thor, as a 6 foot tall frog, kicking Loki's ass.
I was sold.

>>87154527

Check out his new series Ragnarok its about an undead Thor and its fuckin badass

>>87153787
>>87153913
>how casual readers react to Cerebus the Aardvark
"Do you mean Cerberus Syndrome? I love TV Tropes!"

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>>87153541
Scalped

>>87153787
>how I react to Cerebus the Aardvark
"It's the longest single-author comic of all time? Alan Moore calls it the first essential element of comics? Sounds like a challenge for another day"

Robocop vs Terminator by Frank Miller (W) and Walter Simonson (A)