/co/, tell me about your Laura Powers.

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>>87148208

Looks abit like Mariacarla Boscono in the face except huge boobs and one of the first girls in school to get boobs. Liked goth and metal and was a year or two older. Wasn't really cool or had many friends but was definitely too cool to talk to me. Probably had under 5 conversations with her ever. Still want to fuck her kind of even though she got abit thic.

>>87148208
I can shoot Lauras from my eyes, and have the proportional strength of a Laura.

What are YOUR Laura Powers?

I can fly at the speed of a Laura and can counter other Laura powers

>>87148208
Why does she wear the jacket?

>>87148208

Laura's are lucky. 90% of the time, a girl named Laura is going to be beautifal.

My Laura power is to be able to spawn Laura clones, and create my own Laura army/harem.

>>87148208
She became much less attractive when I realized she was voiced by Darlene from Roseanne.

>>87148208
If we're talking about, "Older acquaintance you had an unrequited crush on"... When I was 15, I was a junior counselor at a day camp, and the senior counselor was a big college football player. Lineman sized, T H I C K. I tried to be around him as much as possible. I was so happy when I found out that we would be going to the pool as a group on a weekly basis.

I don't think he really cared for me. I desperately wanted to be like him/do non-specific naked things with him.

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>>87148827
>abit thic
I don't see the problem here.

>>87148208
You mean /ss/ stories?
A pretty chill older goth girl jerked me off in a movie theater a week after I turned 15

>>87148208
Daughter of a famous comedian. Only a year or two age gap, families were quite close. Could have been a nice claim to fame. Would have been fun to heckle the comedian with.

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My Laura power is to never sleep because I know I'll find her in my dreams again.

>>87148208
My babbysitter. I was a sheltered, quiet boy with strict religious parents. She was a cool teenager who played guitar and skateboarded and smuggled in some of the devil's own rock and roll music for me to listen to. All I wanted was to learn about sex hands on with her, it left an empty void in my heart.

>>87148208
i don't have any, I said Laura backwards minus the L

>>87155776
My cousin literally LITERALLY raped me when I was 8 that is my /ss/tory

>>87149252
>Laura's are lucky. 90% of the time, a girl named Laura is going to be beautifal.

Guess my sister just got unlucky in that regard.

>>87155776
my neighbors mother and her older sister always took baths with me whenever i came over for some reason

i've never felt affection for another human in more than an abstract, impersonal way.

>>87148208
"Older acquaintance you had an crush on"
I was around 9 I guess and he was around 18-21. Actually "dated"/fucked them. Messed me up. Would not recommend.

It's a nice in fantasy though. Maybe /ss/ is nicer in reality than my experience.