The Nutshack Redemption 2017

>>87135846
This is just gonna end up like /co/co/.
Don't bother.

The Nutshack seems pretty awful but it's still leaps and bounds better than any of the projects the untalented creeps here have tried to put out over the years.

This won't go anywhere and I hope it fails quicker than fucking super milfs and handy Jay's so I won't have to see anymore awful threads like this.

You sicken me.

>>87135896
But you see anon, those series were made with their boners for those fetishes.

Were doing making this with our hearts.

And just a tiny bit of boner, kind of like a half chub.

Alright, so we have the first episode written up, we should revise it some more and then move it to its own document.

>>87135935
Dude, just stop. The only thing you're going to achieve here is a shittier /co/ and your time wasted.

The only thing that motivates people here is masturbation material that's poorly disguised as comedy, and there's so few people here that are actually capable of creating anything decent that you're just gonna be left with loads of idea men suggesting things that they can blow their loads to before they lose interest completely.

>/co/ spends a bunch of time and money to recreate a shitty series that got popular only because SiIvagunner made the theme song into a meme

>>87135992
Fuck off you negative Nancy. this is fun

Let's get ideas for the next episodes:
Ep 2 was about Phil, Jack, Chita and Horat going on a road trip to ski in Lake Touhou.
More focus on the road trip, maybe they never make it to ski and turn back calling the trip a bust when the car crashes into Cherry’s porno in the woods.
Make Jerome and Jamar be the reason they're going to the ski resort, to face off against them. Or the co artists self inserts. Give them a reason to go skiing.

Ep 3 was about Jack getting a jeepney and racing Jerome and Jamar
Ok, how about we actually introduce Jerome and Jamar before they randomly show up in a car. Add an introduction in episode one.

Ep 4 was about everyone getting plastic surgery, Chita disapproving

Ep 5 was about Phil getting bad luck from a duck egg
Have Becky be the lady giving out the duck eggs instead of random lady we never see before or again. It could give some depth to the character to know that she's selling them for a sick family member or something.

>>87135992
>REEE /CO/ IS ONLY FOR MOVIESHITPOSTING

I don't know if it's meme magic, but there's something really charming about The Nutshack that other "bad" shows don't have.

Woke up after I book marked the old thread.

What age are they again? I always thought they were teens, but i'm guessing they're in their late 20's seeing how Chita run a bar.

>>87135846
Fuck off

I want this to finish well so bad. If it finishes well enough, sparks interest and resurrects Nutshack for a third season then it will be the ultimate memeing.

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>>87135846
Great, another worthless OC circlejerk that I'll have to take effort to filter

As if this board wasn't shitty enough already

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This kind of autism reminds me when a bunch of retards decided to make fim more "adult oriented" by making them less bright and editting out the jokes

>>87136776
>>87136765
>>87136742
You guys know you can just hid the thread. Instead of posting images and bumping it.

>>87136710
Does she run the bar? I thought she was just the bartender.

Why do people think this is funny or clever?

>>87136845
On Wikipedia it says

>Chita (voiced by Rhia Abarquez) is Phil and Jack's female friend who runs the local bar. She is also Jack's love interest.

>>87136845
>>87136964
Even still I imagine you gotta be a certain age to be a bartender, at least over 21.

https://twitter.com/rexnavarrete/with_replies

Someone should DM him. He's Jack, Dickman, and Cherry.

>>87136157
In 4 everyone went join a freakshow at the end. Make the second half the episode about that.

i feel like this project would work better as a single movie

>>87135846
More nudity please

>>87137181
Nah not yet. We need to figure everything out. There's a good amount of ideas being thrown around and we all want to make sure we get it right.

>>87137478
Nudity, but sparingly. We have to give the nutbusters a reason to watch. If we just drop nudity in, it doesn't feel like you've worked for it, so when you bust a nut, it isn't as meaningful.

I want to make art for this but life prevents me.
Is this some curse sent by shitposters?

How about /co/ sings The Nutshack theme song

>>87139383
I haven't seen a /co/ sings thread in forever and even then I still don't know how it works.

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>There are people who actually want a better-written Nutshack.

Fuck no. The main reason the show was interesting besides the theme was because how vulgar and bizarre it is. Making a "better" version of it would be like making a better version of The Room.

>>87139461
Just because this is project exists doesn't mean The Nutshack you know and love will disappear.

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Animationfag here. Probably gonna get started working on the opening again around 7. If you've got any ideas lemme hear em.

>>87140307
Phil's ridiculous walk cycle. It's in most episodes, I remember it the most from the second when he's going to sign up for the porn.

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>>87135846
Can we get rid of the cyborg monkey think?
That would improve episodes alot.

>>87140862
Nah, we just gotta improve him. Make him less annoying. His voice is the biggest issue.

>>87135846
I can't believe this is a thing. I could maybe do some storyboards but I dont know how they would turn out. This seems pretty ambitious. Hopefully we stray away from the shitty grossout humor.

>>87140906
Make him cute and intelligent, even still smoke and drink but give him generic monkey noises

>>87140981
>I can't believe this is a thing. I could maybe do some storyboards but I dont know how they would turn out. This seems pretty ambitious. Hopefully we stray away from the shitty grossout humor.

At this point any content is good. We're still brain storming.

>>87140906
One big issue would be annunciation/pronunciation. The audience has to understand what your saying.
>>87140981
You can storyboard any scene you take a liking to in the docs script.

We can't even make a comic that goes to 10 pages, how the fuck do you expect a remastered animation?

>>87140981
I'd love to see some storyboards from you, anon.

>Hopefully we stray away from the shitty grossout humor.
That's the idea.

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>>87135846
>All 16 episodes.
>2017

How about you finish one episode

>>87141572
Nobody said all 16 episodes would be done, jackass. They're just hoping to get episode 1 done by 2017.

>>87141594
OK I was about to say

>>87141497
Negativity and doubt isn't needed here.

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>>87135846
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)

It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)

It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)

It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)

It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)

It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)

It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)

It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)

It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)

It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)

It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)

It’s the Nutshack!

Hoo-ugh!

Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,

Horatio or Horat so beer!

Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!

He hates Phil and loves the ladies.

Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.

Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.

Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!

Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,

But that’s not happenin’, either!

Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys

and spark this, take a breather.

With that reefer in my lungs,

I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?

It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)

It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)

It’s the Nutshack!

It’s the Nutshack!

>>87141806
those arent the right lyrics you goddamn casual

>>87141806
>Horatio or Horat so beer!
I thought it said "So big eye'd"

>>87141854
>>87142043
Not him, but the lyrics look intentionally wrong.

>>87135846
From what i've read. That first episode script isn't bad. I'm on board.

>>87142139
It could use a little refining, but I already think it's an improvement.

Alright....so does anyone know anything about Filipino culture? I sure as hell don't.

>>87139436
Maybe if we get enough people we'll find out

>>87142285
What I've learned from Filipino culture has been from watching this goddamn show.

>>87142285
I see this is the biggest hiccup...

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Would you?

>>87142650
I would any Chita. Even before plastic surgery.

>>87142285

They have a president that calls himself Hitler and a huge drug problem.

I assume their culture largely consists of The Nutshack.

No.

>>87135846
There is no way this won't crash and burn.

>>87143122
Even still, it could be pretty fun.

Do we keep the intro?

>>87143600
The song, yes. But there's already an anon who's done an animatic to improve it.

>>87143600
I'd say just redub the song, but that would require deciphering the actual lyrics. Maybe remake it with the new designs.

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>it's another /co/ vaporware project

Was forgetting about me part of your plan?

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Have a doodle.
Testing my stuff out.

>>87135896
WTF, I hate /co/ now.

>>87136977
No, you only have to be 18.

>>87144018
Don't you also need a degree for it?

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>>87143739
More doodles

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Stop. It's not too late. You're not going to make The Nutshack good. I don't want to see anons waste their time with something that isn't going to happen, just like many other /co/ projects.

I'm not trying to be a debbie downer or anything like that. I'm being real with you. Nothing will come of this. Stop before it's too late.

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I cannot possibly believe that not only do people want to do this, but think it's a good idea.

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>>87145058
>>87145109
Would you a phil?

check the second post in this thread
>>>/mu/68608097

>>87135873
What's even going on with /co/co/ anyway? desu I'm surprised it's been going on this long, I mean /v/ has a hard 1-month limit for its musicals.

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>>87145162

Working on something.
Couldn't post a pic for some reason.

Ok, done for the time being.
My mic sucks, I should not be a voice actor.
>>>/f/3166250

>>87142285
sf bay area filipino culture is all about the warriors now

>>87148739
How much should we update the setting?
Is most of it still relevant?

>>87148778
yeah, most of it besides that is still relevant
the only reason I watch the nutshack is because it's hilariously accurate to daly city

>>87148440
Is it strange to say he's still cute as an upset stick man?

>>87139461
>Tito's Bizarre Adventure

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>>87150579
I'm sure that's normal.

>>87136776
Jesus Christ. Link?

>>87135846
What the fuck is this. I came from /a/ because of you faggots spamming that shit there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BurTttajZNg
You people did this?

>>87151837
That was probably a random shitposter inspired by us.

Just make it live action that's cooler and easier

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>>87151962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yNJc4QQtjo
This shit is all over my recomendations now. So /co/ actually made the latest hotest meme.

Should horats voice stay the same? It gets grating pretty quickly

>>87152525
Is it the tone of his voice or the high pitched whine?

>>87152589
For me it's how high pitched it is

If we're going to do this we should make the main chacter Tito Dick "Dickman" baby

Be patient my boys, I should be wrapping up soon enough.

>>87152861
Whatcha working on, anon?

>>87142650
>those enormous cave troll fingers

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>>87144286
>>87144804
>Jack
>thin

>>87152120
>/co/ actually made the latest hotest meme

tumblr did

but they're the same shit so whatever

Would some commentary on the Philippines latest president be in the reboot?

>>87153393
Tumblr's influence is pretty strong on /co/ it seems.

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>>87152120
>>87153393
>>87153450
It was a Youtube meme first and foremost. It didn't spread to tumblr or /co/ until SilvaGunner started shoving it into most of his videos.

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>>87153393
One of the main reason every single board hates you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0BQKhQjy3g
Not even the shitposting dedicated boards get as much hate.
Literatly tumblur.

>>87153258
Mi animatoc

>>87153478
>SilvaGunner

So basically Tumblr.

>>87153443
Only if you want to write it into the script.
Like maybe that's why Jack left.

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>>87153362
I intended to make him fat but that's just how it comes out.

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>>87137573
Nutlovers*

>>87153478
This

>>87153643
Have another.

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>>87155764
What is it with me forgetting pictures to my posts today?

>>87156857
Villain Dickman needs supersized hair in the remake.

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>get on /b/
>stumble across a thread with this and another good chita lewd

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WIP animatic progress! I should be able to start laying out actual motions by monday. Till then I've got some external duties to take care of. Lemme know what you THINK SO FAR!
>>>/f/3166357

>>87136765
Kill you're self, Carter

>>87157318
That was great, keep up the good work, man!

guys i think memeing has just went too far

>>87158815
>>87136860
It's the /tv/ part of /co/.

These are the same autists that write in cia guy and Bane on the voting ballot.

They are so desperate for new cancerous maymays that they have to force new ones.

They tried before with Sam from Jimmy Neutron but failed.

This one has better tract because Normies have gotten involved.

>>87158949

why do all the sources of cancer on 4chan either trace back to /pol/ or /tv/

>>87142285
BALUUUUUUUUT

Let’s try to streamline this episode better.
Episode 2- Road Trippin
It starts with Jack Phil and Chita meeting at the apartment and introduces Chita to Horatio. The mention they are going skiing at the Lake Taho and travel there in Jack’s car. We also learn that Horatio and Phil have an alternative reason to go (Porno in the woods) They stop at a gas station where they meet Jerome and Jamar who also happen to be going skiing and challenge them to a ski competition the day after. Jack and Phil accept, back on the road, close to their destination, Jack drinks Horat’s liquor and pukes on the windshield causing the car to crash in the woods. Phil is pissed about his totaled car but they decide to try and hike to the hotel since their cell phones are dead, out of data, and left at home. Horat had a gps/cell phone mod but it was removed for insulation. During the hike Phil gets pissy because him and Horat are going to miss the porn thing. A fight ensues and Phil and Horat separate from Chita and Jack in the woods. Chita and Jack make it to the hotel the next morning after snuggling in the woods for warmth. They make it in time for the competition with Jerome and Jamar, Chita goes in Phil’s place, they win. At the bottom of the slope they meet back up with Phil and ride home in a taxi. Jack apologizes for the car (towed away somewhere) Phil forgives him but is traumatized by his time in the woods(Horat is just jumpy). Phil and Horat went on an adventure similar to Hansel and Gretel where they found the porno place that turned out to be run by Cherry Pie. When they strip down and realize it's a gay porno, they grab what they can and run back into the woods(it’s night by now) They make the howls heard by Chita and Jack running from a small army of scantily clad men. Cherry Pie uses this to film a strange gay porno scene similar to King Kong. Phil and Horat escape when Jamar rolls into the set and crashes it.

>>87163652
Phil's car getting totaled is a leading factor towards finacial crisis and Dickman getting the Nutshack

>>87163652
>Cherry Pie uses this to film a strange gay porno scene similar to King Kong
I mean that Phil was captured and strung up like that one lady, Horat plays the role of King Dong, of course. Cherry Pie is thrilled to have a legit (partial) monkey to play the part. Horatio, being the neuritic little fuck he is probably let fame get to his head for a second and agrees.
Of course it would really just be perspective shots.

>>87157318
That wasn't half bad for a rough animatic.

>>87141806
>It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
>It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
>It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
>It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
>It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)
>It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
>It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
>It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
>It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
>It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)
>It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
>It’s the Nutshack!
>Hoo-ugh!
>Phil’s from 'Frisco, Jack’s from the PH,
>Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
>Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
>He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
>Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
>'nother one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
>Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
>Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
>But that’s not happenin’, either!
>Shake it like a seizure, hold up, boys
>and spark this, take a breather.
>With that reefer in my lungs,
>I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
>It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
>It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
>It’s the Nutshack!
>It’s the Nutshack!

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>>87135846
Fuck off silvagunner.

First you try to force a general with a fake renewal link, and now this shit.

>>87164693
Does anyone know the actual lyrics to the intro song?
>>87165368
Not the same thing, man.

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>>87165400
>OP bumps his own thread
Confirmed for flightmode IPcount inflater.

>mfw the actual amount of users ITT is OP and the anons telling him to fuck off with his memeforcing

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>>87153643
>>87155788
I like how they have the same eye design as Classic Mickey.

>>87142285
They superstitious as shit, esp. older people
They also make jokes about how lazy their people are, calling out people who arrive late as having their "Filipino time", which is a bit like telling someone they took their sweet time on doing stuff
Theyre big on worshipping celebrities and soap operas
That's all i know

>>87153643
A good way to reanimate the first episode.

>>87167953
This guy is an imposter, don't listen to what he say. It's an awful way to do that.

>>87167989
I'm a girl, geez.

>>87168006
No I'm not. Stop pretending to be me.

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There is now a Nutshack time meter for every episode that counts down to the end of each episode