>Character speaks only in rhymes.

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>>87129250
>I won't pretend what I do is fancy or artistic, but dammit nigga you might just be autistic. So if you have anymore complaints kindy just bag it, cause nobody here wants to hear you be a faggot.

>>87129250
>Character only rhymes
>Says something you can't really rhyme with contextually
>Either makes up a word or stretches to a really silly word that makes no sense

Mr. Meaty made me laugh when they did it.

>>87129250
My dude are you shit talking etrigan right now?

>>87129627
The demon Etrigan is my main man

>>87129669
Do you pronounce etrigan that way? I always said it like "again" like etree-gahn with a long a sound not like man with a short a sound
I guess I'm just a fucking idiot though seeing as I just remembered the whole "gone gone the form of MAN arise the demon ETRIGAN" thing
Disregard this entire post I'm sorry everyone

>>87129250
That doesnt fuckin rhym

>>87129250
Is there actually long list of this? At the top of my head I can only think of Dr.Seuss characters, Etrigan, and a Zebra.

>>87129627
>>87129669
God I love Etrigan, because it always gives writers a chance to show off their poetry skills.

Who are your favorite Etrigan writers?
I think Alan Moore is the absolute best, the guy has a great understanding of metre and all that technical stuff so makes some great rhyming schemes. Only problem is his fucking British cunt way of speaking makes it sometimes difficult to get the rhythm Moore had in his head.

Ennis is needless to say great.

Simone unfortunately just can't rhyme with the big dogs. Etrigan in Secret Six was just bad.

>>87129735
Eh-tree-GAN, like can or bran.

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>>87129390

>>87129390

So, faggot rhymes with "bag it"? I have been saying it wrong all this time

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>>87129390
I read this in his voice

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>>87129250

>ancient and forgotten culture
>dark and terrible powers
>powers that come with a price too terrible, and must be gained through a ritual
>bad guy recites the incantation
>of this ancient culture
>translated from their ancient forgotten language
>into english

>it rhymes

>>87129250
zecora
i don't care i said it

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>>87129390
10/10 FPBP

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>>87129250
>Character speaks only in haiku

>>87130418
It can be pronounced both Fagg-ut or fagg-it, no one will think either one sounds weird.

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>>87129390

>>87129390
reading it in his voice makes it even better

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"I think my rhymes are truly broke!
Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke! "

>>87133562
Shame a lot of the comic writers aren't very good at it.