This is Katana. She can cut all of you in half with one sword

>>87125379
She cut my heart in half with one sword stroke

I want to suck on her fat titties while her cucksword watches

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>>87125404

she smiles rainbows

>>87125379
She can stroke my sword

What does she smell like?

>>87125379
why is she so cute bros?

>>87125466
Probably fish or something

>>87125466
Freshly mowed lawm

>>87125466
stencha death

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>>87125431
>>87125467
>>87125466
Bruce should've just sent her after Superman in BvS, She's the white man's Kryptonite.

Best suicide girl

Most samurais were balding, aging men who led malnourised peasants with sticks against one another, they didn't even had a code of honour nor could most of them use swords in battle.

>>87125379
Will she cut my lawn and then cut me in half?

>>87125379
>and she is completely not needed for this movie

>>87125506
damn that is too kawaii

>>87125523
you sure must be fun at parties.

>>87125523
And most martial artists can't split a one meter wide tree with one kick like batman does.
Most people dies when they are hit by a lightning in the middle of a lab

>>87125539
There's nothing less fun than historical inaccuracy.

>>87125523
....ok?

>>>/his/
>>>/reddit/

>>87125613
>Most people dies when they are hit by a lightning in the middle of a lab
How do the fuck do you get hit by lightning while inside?

>>87125644
Speedforce

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>>87125523
Is there any indication Katana is a samurai or has a code of honor in this universe.
I got to thinking, Katana is just 24. That's pretty young, she's also decked out in Jap Biker gear. There's a decent chance she's just a woman who married young to her Jap biker bf, who was killed and she's been on a senseless rampage against the guys who did it ever since.

I will be livid if the extended cut doesn't have more Katana.

I will never understand why they cut the critical plotpoint that she was working undercover for Batman.

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>>87125523
>balding
Seriously, they did.

>>87125379
I'd release my sword spirit on her midriff

>>87125770
>. There's a decent chance she's just a woman who married young to her Jap biker bf, who was killed and she's been on a senseless rampage against the guys who did it ever since.

She has a magic sword that can kill fucking superman, she is not just a biker

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>>87125803
I just want more Boomerang banter with her.

>>87127422
We don't know how she got the sword, we do know it killed her husband. For all we know is she and hubby were random bikers who got in over their heads with the Magic Yakuza and then she got the sword after his execution somehow.
Also can it actually kill Superman?

>>87125770
>or has a code of honor in this universe.
I am not a thief.

>>87125506
Where is this from? Does she have a scnapchat or something?

>>87128333
Instagram I think.

>>87125523
Yo don't call the Ashigaru, peasants. They became a professional soldiers, akin to well drilled Pikemen.

>>87125379
Her figure can cut me in half

Honestly the best part of that extremley forgettable movie.

>>87125379

This design still cracks me up

>uhhh we need a japanese chick
>give her a katana
>name her katana
>then give her a literal squint eyed mask
>is it japanese enough?
>nah, we still need more
>lets just put a japanese flag on her forehead

and a ching chong ting tong to you

>>87125379
A katana is a very inefficient way to mow the lawn.

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this is the angry birb, he can end the world with a single touch.

see? i can make characters overpowered too

>>87129982

>uhhh we need an american guy
>give him a stars and stripes shield
>name him captain america
>then give him a literal flag costume
>is it american enough?
>nah, we still need more
>lets just put an a on his forehead

>>87129982
>>87130072

I'd ship it.

>>87129982
>>87130072
>uhhh we need an australian guy
>give him a boomerang
>call him captain boomerang
>then give him a shirt with boomerangs printed on it
>is it australian enough?
>nah, we still need more
>lets just put a boomerang on his hat

>>87125379

I've never seen anyone mow their lawn with one sword stroke.

>>87129982
Her whole costume was the rising sun at one point.

>>87130072

Standards are different for war propaganda.

>>87125379
I doubt it.
Do you know how difficult it is to cut through the human body?
She's tiny too, so I doubt she'd even have the strength to cut someone in half with a heavy blade on a downwards swing.
I mean sure she could definitely slash me open or stab me and I would die, but I don't think it'd be likely at all for her to cut me in half let alone a group of people in a single swing.
Hell, how wide can she even swing that she could even cut more than maybe 3 people in a line anyway?

>>87130691
>She's tiny too, so I doubt she'd even have the strength to cut someone in half with a heavy blade on a downwards swing.
Strength has very little to do with a successful cut. Blade angulation and body mechanics are much more important.

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>>87125379
So who wins between Katana and Charlotte?

>>87125770
Not that I'm trying to argue, but what was a japanese biker doing with a soul sucking demon sword?

>>87130691
Magic.

>>87130691
>heavy blade
>katana

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>>87127644
its magic but its also just a magically enhanced steel katana so the question is does magic make superman as vulnerable as a human or does he just have no way of protecting him self from magic t clarify this im asking if you hit supes with a magic hammer would it be the same as hitting a human with a hammer or would it be like hitting a man made of steel with a hammer that just happens to be magic

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>>87131143
Kisama...What you don't like Biker delinquents? HUH!?

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>>87131099
>Charlotte
>not Oscar
I mean as long as we're crossing boards, why not go with the OG?

or La Maupin, who was also a crazy, talented swordswoman AND a notorious horndog to boot?

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>>87130072

>>87125644
Through the window, Anon.

>>87125379

They always show the blood, sometimes the gore but they never tell you about all the shit that gets on your sword. Hit the intestines and bam! Turds flying everywhere!

>>87130278
Dont forget the part where he's basically a bogan.

>>87131288
An anon that knows about Samurai Shodown? Mai nigga!

>>87131167
>reading comprehension
>>87130781
>Strength has very little to do with a successful cut.
Yes sure, if you want to open somebody up so that their guts spill out sure, but if you want to cut through somebody's ribcage or spine you need to be able to cut through more than just skin.
>>87131160
This nigga was the only one with a valid response.

>>87131564
>Yes sure, if you want to open somebody up so that their guts spill out sure, but if you want to cut through somebody's ribcage or spine you need to be able to cut through more than just skin.
No, not at all. You don't know what you're talking about. Technique is more important than muscle for cutting through a body or limb.

>>87125506
wow shes a qt.
mfw i was graduating the year she was a freshman at ucla.

kill me now, i wish i could have befriended her.