so what was his deal

he played piano

>>87123417
He wanted Beethoven's big throbbing dick stuck into his tight little butthole.

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he likes the pinoa

>>87123456
This

Also, he hated Lucy but who didn't?

>>87123466
>le "he was secretly gay that's why he was so weird xD" joke

Go back to Tumblr

You think he'll develop back problems as he grows up.

>>87123876
>he was secretly gay that's why he was so weird xD
No, he was only gay for Beethoven. You know he would give up his butthole for Beethoven if he could.

>>87123417
He was Charles Schultz's self insert. He just wanted to work and to be left alone but Lucy (the insert for Schultz's bitch wife) wanted him to be romantic and wouldn't stop pestering him.

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>>87123417
Why doesn't he lock his door so the blue dressed bitch can't walk herself in?

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Snoopy's parts are absolute shit in the Peanuts movie. Honestly began skipping past them, not that I wanted to but they were just so dull and boring.

Charlie Brown himself also faces so much shit it's unbelievable. Literally nothing nice can happen to that kid, and if it does it's undone. Child romance is also a bit of an odd thing but eh

Decent movie in the end I think, it felt very different and somewhat unique but I think it could have been better.

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>>87123876
>he hated Lucy
Nay, he just acts aloof because he has difficulty interpreting/expressing his emotions. That and he wants to emulate Beethoven whom died a bachelor

>>87124059
>bitch
Rude, there's a reason that the strip was best when they were married.

Also you mustn't forget that Lucy is also a self insert.

>>87124588
>Charlie Brown himself also faces so much shit it's unbelievable. Literally nothing nice can happen to that kid, and if it does it's undone
If that's meant to be a complaint, then you must've never read the comic strip.

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>>87124588
Wasn't he the coolest kid around for half the movie? Even after it was undone it's not like anyone liked him less than before afterwards. Nobody bullied him, he had friends throughout . They all want him to come out and play at the start and carried him triumphantly at the end.

Does anything particularly bad or unlucky happen other than his report getting destroyed?

>>87125188

Sounds like Charlie Brown would fit in great with a teen x-men team

>>87124599
So you're saying he's a sperg

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Baby Schroeder for best Schroeder

>>87123417
self-absorbed

>>87125558
>Does anything particularly bad or unlucky happen other than his report getting destroyed?

>Can't fly a kite no matter what he does until the end of the movie when he flies one by complete accident
>Being made fun of after the talent show
>Activating the sprinklers during the school dance

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>>87125798
They grow up so fast

>>87125798
Only in the meme sense

>>87125558
One thing about Charlie Brown, is that people just kind of shit on him for no reason. That adds to the comedy.

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According to "Dog Sees God", he is gay and has the hots for Charlie Brown

>>87123417
He can magically make a children's toy piano sound like a real instrument.

>>87126080
Not being able to fly a kite is a lack of skill, not luck.

The talent show thing didn't get worse than a few giggles and only lasted for one lunchtime before being forgotten forever

I'll give you the sprinklers, but it wouldn't have been an issue if he didn't have a magical dog friend that taught him how to dance.

>>87126526
then why doesn't it happen?

>>87127279
>Not being able to fly a kite is a lack of skill, not luck.
When he teaches the little kid how to fly a kite, he gets it right away.

>I'll give you the sprinklers, but it wouldn't have been an issue if he didn't have a magical dog friend that taught him how to dance.
If Snoopy didn't teach Charlie Brown how to dance, then he wouldn't have gone to the party to begin with and nothing would've happened. No shit.

Snoopy isn't magic. Where the fuck do you even get that idea?

>>87125747
No, he's an alpha.