Why doesn't Aku just drop a nuclear bomb on Jack?

>>87120638
why doesn't OP just shove a pinecone up his ass?

>>87120638
Why should Aku be as stupid as us humans? Nucler bombs ruin the land. Why would you ruin the land you want to rule over?

he's a trickster god. he obviously derives a huge amount of pleasure from fucking with jack.

>>87120809
Considering he's industrialized most of the land to the point that the excess pollution keeps anything natural from growing, I hardly think Aku gives a shit about the state of the land he rules.

>>87120638
Why doesn't Aku just rape the samurai?

>>87120935
Because the Samurai has a magic sword that kills... I mean destroys Aku

>>87120809
He destroyed at least one planet's entire eco-system, I don't think one tiny nuclear bomb would matter much to him.

>>87120935
Because he is afraid that he would like it.

>>87120638
He sent him into a time warp of a thousand years and Jack walk it off
You really think Aku wants to try his luck with shit that could make Jack the Hulk?

>>87120638
All fissionable resources have long since been depleted

>>87121139

That does make me wonder what the limits to plot armor is, since getting fucking nuked from orbit is a pretty heavy problem to weasel your way out of.

>>87121246
episode ends with sidekick who got pushed into the fallout shelter saying "and the mysterious stranger was never found" as jack's silhouette fades as he walks into the distance and his footprints blow away in the wind

done

I just realized: perhaps there ARE no nuclear weapons in Jackverse.

>>87121298
the whole series is a metaphor for america bombing japan

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>>87120638
Then Aku would be bored, Jack's much more fun to keep around and torment