Would you an ISIS employee?

>>87101796
>Lana
Yes.
>Cheryl
Hell yes.
>Pam
Fuck yes.
>Mallory
I would not survive the encounter.

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>cyberpussy

>>87101796
Do you want ants, OP?

Cuz that's how you get ants.

>>87101967

And her gimmick is that she likes being choked. Which is so much more hot if the girl actually likes it.

>>87101833
>>Mallory
literally the only one I want to pound me into the ground

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>>87102001

if only I can find the right animator to draw her cutting down rainforest to make sandwich toothpicks

>>87101796
Fit Pam and Lana for sure

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>>87102101
>fit Pam

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>>87101796
I would sell my goddamn fucking kidney for a Lana and Pam threesome

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>>87101796
only best girl

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>>87102177
>was always kind of attracted to her for her personality and lewdness
>mfw it's confirmed canon that she's a succubus in bed

>>87101796
I kind of hate them all but like them if they were fused together
Strangely not even a little attracted to Anka.

You're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy, but... well yeah. I'd do every woman on the show given the chance.

>>87101796
Yes.

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>>87102177
Damn right.

>>87104178
I'm ashamed that I want Pam to pound the everloving shit out of me.

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>>87104446

>Big tits
>Cushion for the pushin'
>Lewd and horny as fuck
>Confirmed for being a sex god
>Probably the nicest member of the main cast by a wide margin
>Just wants to be loved and treated with kindness

It'd be more shameful, I think, if you didn't want her to fuck your brains out.

>>87104524
dude if it wasnt for the grandma hairstyle and the hooknose, and the fact that i find obesity and that level of whiteness disgusting (except gingers are okay for some reason), she'd be the best waifu

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of course

>>87104629
>obesity

nigga, that's muscle

Pam's probably tight as fuck.

And big girls usually give dizzyingly good blowjobs. The best blowjob of my life came from a fat girl. I was practically screaming when I came.

>>87101796
Cheryl > Lana > Pam

>>87104731

Reverse this and you're golden.

Cheryl is the only one who hasn't been confirmed to be a beast in the bedroom. She's just a crazy bitch who's into choking.

>>87101796
definitely, especially Pam.
I dont do fat chicks, but she totally would rock my socks real bad.

>>87104717
Had a blow job from a big girl that made my arms go numb. Felt like my balls were hollow for a day after that. Pam could easily be my goddess.

>>87104717
>nigga, that's muscle
It's definitely not
we know what she looks like after she lost a bunch of weight and she wasn't super toned underneath

>>87104717
a lot of it is. she actually looked pretty healthy when she was on crack, weirdly enough. when you remove the fat, what's left is just a nice big strong frame. kinda like my mom has. buuut that's still not very attractive to me, since i have those genes already. i want me a waif. cheryl would pump out some beautiful babies whom i would then have to keep in a separate cage so she didn't eat them

>>87104757
>She's just a crazy bitch who's into choking.

Exactly.

>>87104629
>except gingers are okay for some reason
Because they're almost unnaturally white

>>87105008
though really i like redheads better with more tone to their skin
and i dont really like the PINK skinned types. i think that's the key. pale's alright but none of that patchy peaches and cream stuff. and again I think that's just not being attracted to my female family members who have that.

>>87104757
But she's the easiest to get out of her clothes.

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>>87101796
Hard not to turn down such a lucrative offer.

>>87105179
pam's the easiest to get naked. cheryl i just want to be pals with. hang out naked, play video games, and eat homemade fries

>>87105251
er, pam, not cheryl. fuck youve gotten me confused.

>>87101796
asphyxiation makes me rock hard
so yes

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>>87101796

Lana yes.

Pam, sure.

Cheryl? No way, she fucked a Jew.

>>87105548
So did Lana

Scatterbrain Jane and Coked Up Pam

AVOID Lana (Hypocrite) Mallory (Domineering control freak) and Cheryl! (Would slit your throat while you slept!)

1) Seduce Cheryl with choking sex, drugs, and talk about death during sex.
2) Convince her to marry me.
3) "Accidentally" kill her during a night of extremely rough choking sex.
4) Hire the best lawyers to make sure it's ruled an accidental death.
5) Be filthy rich.

You know you've thought about it. And the best part is she'd probably be okay with it.

>>87105179
>playing on the easiest setting for fewer rewards

>>87104717
>And big girls usually give dizzyingly good blowjobs.

Can confirm. Chick I had suck me off was a god. The pussy didn't even compare.

Only downside is if you're with another girl, most of the time the bj isn't even worth it.

>>87105972
You know that Archer and/or Lana is going to come after you knowing something's wrong, don't you?

>>87106398
Fat girl blowjobs have ruined all other blowjobs for me.

Honestly, it's only after being with a fat girl that you realise how little a lot of skinny/hot girls actually fucking try in bed.

>>87101796
This thread made me realize that as insane as Cheryl is, she has the best track record with relationships. She and Krieger are still amicable and she's gotten over Archer, especially compared to the other relationships and how most of them end in attempted murder and/or rape.

Pam's better if you count her fwbs thing with Archer as a relationship. Aside from that, she hasn't been in a committed relationship, has she?

>>87106398
>>87106583

Seriously.

Getting a bj from a fat girl was like having a wet, sloppy vacuum with an expert tongue suck my soul out through my dick. I could barely form a coherent thought throughout it and had to fight every fibre of my being not to fall asleep when she finished.

>>87101967
who the hell puts a ready made sandwich in the fridge?

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>>87101796
Cheryl is criminally underappreciated.

>>87106682
eh, sometimes you make too many
some sandwiches actually improve with an hour in the fridge, but that usually involves thick, chewy bread that wants to absorb vinegar or sauces.. but most modern sammiches are made to eat immediately, so you don't bother with thick chewy bread.. because why would oyu.. we don't need the extra jaw exercise

>Lana
while she's wearing nothing but those boots and a smile
>Cheryl
I would wear her like jeans, ie year round till she's worn out and barely hanging on.
>Pam
Fit pam fuck yes
>Mallory
Y'know what, yeah. I'd love to break Mallory. I have a better alcohol collection than she does for a start.
>Katya
Until I needed a robot body.
>Holo Wiafu
Sure, if I could get a holo harem even better.


also fuck you I'd never thought of banging any of the archer cast apart from Cheryl until today.

>>87106687

fukken saved!

Not a single mention of Cyril or Krieger.

You people disgust me

>>87101796
>Archer
Yes
>Cheryl
Yes
>Pam
Yes
>Mallory
No
>Gillete
Yes
>Cyril
No
>Kreiger
No because I'd be legitimately frightened of him
>Anime grill
Of course
>Mallory
No
>Lana
YES

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>>87106687
My dick certainly appreciates her.

>>87106687

>pictured isn't named "whorediot"

one job.

Mallory > Pam > Cheryl > Lana

Lana is hands down the best looker, but that's kinda all she has going for her.

I would hatefuck Cheryl into oblivion. I have never seen a character who pisses me off the more I see her and yet still gives me a ragin' boner.

Pam is just cool. Like you can spend a whole week just doin' shit with her and never get bored. The mind-blowing sex is a bonus.

The less said about the things I'd want Mallory to do to me the better.

>>87107240
>The less said about the things I'd want Mallory to do to me the better.
Does it involve a full body gimp suit and a dildo?

>>87107181
huh, somehow I don't remember this one. was it just a quick joke?

>>87107240
lana's also brilliant, responsible, and has by far the best possible in-laws anyone could hope for.. as long as you don't talk politics. also, after pam, she has the best popculture knowledge

>>87101967
>Deforestation
I've heard this term repeatedly on /co/ but have no idea what it means, someone explain

>>87105758

Yeah but she's black so it's not like it matters.

>>87107522
don't feed it more attention, just give it the biohazard-wide berth you gave berry boy and count yourself lucky you don't know.

>>87106554
Actually, they'd probably quip about seeing it coming.
Then perhaps a quip about not wanting to see her cumming.

Though, you stand a high chance of getting accidentally maimed/killed when in proximity regardless.

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>>87101796
Lana would bore you to death, Cheryl would murder you to death, Pam would fuck you death, and Mallory would nag you to death.

The point is yeah, probably.

>>87107856
god, so close. just let down that stupid bun.
do you think her nose has that ugly tip because it's afraid of looking piggy?

>>87101967

sauce on this?

>>87104640
Whatever happened to her?

Best Ringtone or bestest ringtone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbquDj3mkGc

>>87108358
>They boot up the other cyborgs
>Cheryl's cyborg asks where Kreiger-san is

>>87102008

I am ashamed of my need for that dusty old crumpet

>>87108743

>I want to be that dusty old crumpet's cumpet

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>>87108766
>87108766

>>87108959
and here I was focused on the fact that a crumpet is basically like an english muffin, which in england is just called a muffin, and muffin is a better term for sniz

>>87108482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44uYz6PuTj0

>>87108482
You should have posted this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV41wQpTNSI

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>>87102001
>>87104926
>>87105972
You gents are alright in my book.

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>>87108743
Don't be. I share your sentiments

>>87109748
i wish she was into something a little less violent but still kinky and submissive. like streaking on command

>>87101796
>Lana
Sure
>Cheryl
Would have to work through the choking, but yes
>Pam
Sure
>Mallory
God no
>Archer
Sure
>Gillete
Yes
>Cyril
No
>Kreiger
I'd be afraid how I'd wake up

>>87106632
Didn't she have a high school boyfriend? Or was that just a crush that her sister sucked off?

>>87107412
Very first episode.

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What about Silver Age Mallory?

>>87107412
>doesn't remember Honeypot
Ramone is livin' it up big time

>>87110301
Nah, that was "Just the tip"

>>87110264
>Or was that just a crush that her sister sucked off?
This one, if I remember correctly

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>>87110354
She's certainly quite the looker

>>87109093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPQSMmznu_g

>>87101969
Plus it vibrates.

>>87101796
>Lana
Yep
>Cheryl
Every fucking day.
>Pam
Thin coked-up Pam maybe. I hate fat bitches
>Mallory
Young Mallory for sure... old Mallory I'd let gum my dick.
>Russian robot chick.
Can't rememeber her name, but yup.

>>87107541
youre a confusing man

>>87101969
>>87112329
The detatchable aspect is where you lost me.

>>87113144
It's super convenient, you can easily clean it in a sink , you can leave it at home if you think it would get you in trouble, the possibilities are endless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogtHKIQN9Eg

Like that but with a vagina

>>87107143
You have Mallory twice in there. Are you sure it's not
>Yes
?

>>87102101
>fit
More like Coke Head Pam. She wasn't fit, she was wasting away.

>>87104717
Mostly muscle. She still has a lot of fat on her.

>>87104879
Cocaine. She was wasting away from coke, she probably didn't eat much at all.

>>87109748
>Choking
My dick is diamond

>>87105800
No she wouldn't. She would've killed archer forever ago if that was true.

>>87107768
>Phrasing!

>...Is that not a thing anymore?

>>87107541
>anon the shitposter

>>87113586
See >>87106632

I think her failed ploy of making Sterling jealous by fucking Cyril and then Kreiger might've distracted her.

Be that as it may though I still stand by my statement of avoiding Cheryl. I learned the hard way at a very young age that one should never stick their dick inside crazy especially if said crazy is prone to starting fires and string to kill everybody on board a helicopter by crashing it into the sea. (I don't care if she IS a rail road heiress)

>>87113612
Said Ripley to the android.......

NAH! That doesn't work!

>Lana
As long as she doesn't speak.

>Cheryl
As long as she doesn't speak.

>Pam
As long as she doesn't speak.

>Mallory
Yes. Undoubtedly the best fuck of all the Archer women.

>>87108358
She's a recurring character done right. Used sparingly. I wished they had kept Krieger, Pam and Cheryl that way too. At least Krieger isn't entirely ruined.

>>87101796

Absolutely.

Mallory > Cheryl > Lana > Pam.

>>87102021
You know deforestation anon i never understand how somebody with such a niche fetish can be so picky about quality.

>>87102021
>if only I can find the right animator to draw her cutting down rainforest

You know, Anon, there are plenty of porn artists that...

>to make sandwich toothpicks
Wait,wat?