ITT: Couples that trigger you

>>87094223
I know, right? She totally should be my sex-slave instead.
Actually... Either will do.

How do you Tattoo metal?
Is that just paint?

>>87094223
Im fine with Buckynat. And ClintNat.
For some reason I hate Stevenat.

>>87094483
what about MattNat?

>>87094223
Bucky in general gets on my nerves. Brubaker's whole thing with him was pretty underwhelming for me and it dominated his whole Cap run.

>>87094223
they are a great couple though

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>Bucky shipped off to Black Widow to not shit on Thunderbolts for two months

>>87094491
Eh. I never liked or hated it.

>>87094223
Kyle/Carol is an abomination.

>>87094223
Peter and Gwen

Tony Stark + Anyone

>>87094223
Wally/Artemis

>>87094223
Yes you tell us every thread you get the chance to.

>>87094496
I liked it, it went to shit when Steve came back besides Brubaker doesn't write a good Steve Rogers.

I also like comic Bucky better than MCU Bucky, I was glad Bru got the whole tortured "I did nad things as the Winter Soldier!!" shit phase done quickly

>>87095766
same

also barry/linda because what the fuck were they thinking?

>>87095781
get off /co/ Ed

>>87094223
LapisxPeridot

>>87095684
Came to post this, it still makes my blood boil

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>>87094223
Clark And Diana.

Anyone with carol is instant cringe

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>>87094223
Trinity shipping is cancer in general, but this pairing was so fucking boring.

>>87096247
Unless it's a hot ot3

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>>87096220
>implying

>>87094223

Wait.. is she using a tattoo gun on solid metal?

>>87096220
>>87096247
Kill yourselves.

>>87096335
Only if you can sell me on this pairing and tell me why it's better than any of their other ships, anon.

>>87094223
Elsa / Anna
It's retarded, unhealthy and proven crack, it utterly shits on the characters and the core message of the movie, and the shippers are all obnoxiously in-your-face with their delusions, insisting their feverish AU headcanons are secretly totally true and supported by the creators.

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>>87094513

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>>87094223
I don't get triggered, but I usually dislike any kind of crack and OOC pairing, even more if has to change the canonical sexuality of the characters to work.

It just feels líder the person doesn't give a fuck for who the characters are, their personalotties, and how the show portray tem and their relationships.

It throws characterization out of the window in exchange of cheap sexual fantasies and wish fulfilment trouth projection.

>>87096277
>>87096335

There has never been a good story with this pairing. Both characters lose something essential that make them likable when paired together. Not to mention that they're only paired because their share matching outfits, have the same powers and look the same. That's it. It's superficial as fuck.

Superman/Wonder Woman is the Black Panther/Storm of the DCU.

>>87097157

I find it funny that whenever they're together the world gets fucked because they start to think they need to make the world better by any means necessary since they're above everyone else and shouldn't be held down by the lowly mortals that do nothing but hurt themselves and destroy the planet. Of course they know what's best.

Remember, if you're a fan of SM/WW you basically make Lex Luthor right about Superman.

Lois and Clark Kent.

>>87094223
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Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde were a fucking insufferable couple.

>>87094223
D..did she rape Bucky during thier Red Room days?

>>87098347

they were both brain washed but it was consensual so.....

>>87098333
I thought they were still married?

Fantomex & Psylocke really triggered me for some reason

>>87096220
Who are they?

>>87094223
X23 and Warren. It's isn't really the paring but how OOC Laura was at the relationship. She's better off with Hellion.
Scratch that. She's better of with Jubilee

Roy and Donna

>>87098369
We're they? I thought it was only Bucky?

>>87098416
>tfw I didn't know this and I have no face
I want of Mr. Bendis' Wild Ride.

>>87094223
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Disappointed it's not going to be just a one issue thing.

>>87094491
Matt and Nat I like not for the romantic side but because of the dynamic of their relationship. They're basically yin and yang in thier principles.

>>87098416
I thought they divorced in dogfucker's meme lord run

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>>87094223
What about couples whose fans trigger you? I like Peter/MJ, don't get me wrong, but I swear to God, the fags who ship them are some of the most delusional, aggressive and permanently assblasted people on this board.

>>87098562
X23 belongs with Tykeclops.

>>87098805
Tykeclops should have Sam Alexander be his Dick Rider

Shippers in general are fucking insufferable.

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medusa x johnny

>>87098783
Clark/Lois fans are insufferable.

>>87097157
What is the something essential that make them likable? The wish fulfillment fantasy that they might fuck you?

Mirror Master/Golden Glider.

>>87094223
Bruce and Barbara will never not be stupid.

>>87094223
>Hating on Natasha being nasty to sweety Bucky.

Come on. It's way better than, say, Mat.t

>>87094483
Clint / Nat and Bucky / Nat are kind of similar, if you think about it. The males have their differences, but the dynamic is similar.

>>87098333
This, so much.

>>87100287
They are. Thats why Im fine with Nat being with Clint/Bucky.

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Supes/Wondy is detestable.

Japis is also legit hot garbage, and if you ship it, don't ever talk to me or my roommate or my dog ever again.

>>87100446
Oh yes I'm with you in hating Jaspis my negro

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>>87100446
>>87100822

I'm glad we all agree that Jaspearl is the best shipping.