Why was Zeus not angry and killing everyone?

>>87091174
>Why was Zeus not angry and raping everyone?
Fixed that for you.
And because Disney.

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>>87091174

Why wasn't sleeping beauty raped in her sleep and left to wake up pregnant?

I too was disappointed that Zeus wasn't firing lightning bolts from his divine monolithic meat javelin.

>>87091238
while transformed into a goose

>>87091174
Because there's a force more powerful then the Gods, it's called Disney.

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>>87091174
At least they had a wrathful smiting Zeus in Fantasia.

He should be fucking everything that moved.

>>87091174

Even though he wasn't depicted as fucking everything up he still came off as an asshole, so I figured he was probably sneaky about it in a way he wouldn't get caught.

Because that wasn't Heracles, it was Superman with a greek paint job.

>>87091187
>Where was the rape

Agreed anon. They fucked up so bad with Hercules being the legitimate god son of him and Hera. Like wtf?

>>87091174
>Why was Zeus not angry and killing everyone?
Because that's not what Zeus usually did anyway?

Surprisingly enough the pop mythology interpretation of him isn't actually true.

>they made Hades give a fuck about Herc even though they only met during that one chore that involved Cerberus

>>87091174
Considering Rip Thorne played Zesus, it didn't make sense for him to rob a bank or something

This movie is the best superman movie

>>87091507
Zeus did a lot of questionable lovemaking though he did do other things

>>87091507
There is no such thing as a middle ground. Pop culture tends to equate Zeus with a post-New Testament loving father figure deity, therefore the "real" Zeus must have been only and exclusively a psychopathic rapist and never ever did anything else.

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>>87091187

Didn't Zeus turned himself into animals and fucked women on the regular? Dude is kinky as fuck.

>>87091694
Yep. Swans, bulls, you name it.

>>87091707

Dont forget the rain of gold. Best one right there.

>>87091174
Because that wasn't Zeus, it was Jor-El.

>>87091638
Can we note that the actual lovemaking wasn't the questionable part to the Greeks? Ancient Greece was a terribly sexist culture that didn't give a shit about silly things like consent. Whether Zeus was seducing or flat out raping women wasn't the problem for them. The problem was that he was doing it despite already having a wife. Zeus wasn't a rapist in the Greeks' eyes. He was a cheater.

>>87091733
>Zeus was giving girls golden showers over three thousand years ago.

>>87091762
Ancient Greece sounds pretty nice.

>>87091466
>>87091734
I've heard a lot of people saying stuff like that, and I couldn't help thinking it when I watched the movie recently. The characterizations of the main cast did kinda remind me of Superman. Was that intentional or a coincidence, anyway?