You know you want them. But why?

Reshape the world so that I can get a full time job instead of just project work. Really need to get out of Perth

so i could make a girlfriend

they look pretty

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>>87090689
So that i can summon my waifu to this universe

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>>87090689
They're really shiny

>>87090689
I need something to hold up my uneven kitchen table

So I can put them all into a gauntlet, and them use that to masturbate with.

>>87090689
Why wouldn't someone want power?

>>87090689
The rocks at the pond down the street are always so jagged and bumpy. These ones would skip just nicely.

>>87090689
Anyone pitched a Magical Girl comic to Marvel yet? Just look at those things.

>>87090689
I heard they taste good.

>>87090689
Peace of mind. Without fear of harm or ill effect, there's little or no stress, and therefore, the ultimate prize, especially for someone with consistent anxiety, is that peace of mind.
No other gift is close to that ultimate achievement. It's the highest goal imaginable to me. An end to constant worry and anxious thought, I can't even imagine how happy I'd be.
I could have any life I want, free from worry, why the hell wouldn't I want that?

"To make the world a better place!"

Hahaha nah just kidding I'd totally go crazy with power, probably end up dead from it as well.

Also I'd turn Bendis and Slott into sentient dragon dildos and ship them off to some nasty BBW fetish chick on tumblr.

>>87091209
Thanks for the laugh.

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>>87090689
Reminds me of the Deltora Quest gems.