Did you ever trick or treat as a Cape with a different gender?
>>87088618
When I was five I trick or treated as Blue from Blue's Clues. I broke my sister's window when she said Blue was a girl because it was inconceivable for me that a female character would be blue.
>>87088674
> broke my sister's window
With what?
>>87088674
Are you me? I remember being super disappointed as a kid when I was told Blues was a girl.
The dog is blue for god's sake!
>>87088618
>the color scheme on the pants isn't flipped to contrast with the jacket
Christ, the outfits just get lazier and lazier.
>>87088829
>>87088674
When I saw Blue and Magenta I immediately assume
Blue=Boy
Magenta=Girl
I even shipped them before I knew gay people were a thing
>>87088799
I don't remember exactly, but I do remember it was something from the bathroom. Possibly a hair dryer or something. She responded with pushing me down the stairs.
>>87088829
I FUCKING KNOW, RIGHT?!? That shit blew my mind when I was a kid.
>>87088871
Same, except for some reason one of my friends form highschool brought it up for some reason and I managed to convince them all that Blue was in a homosexual relationship with Magenta. The green asshole always confused me though.
>>87088674
>Tfw I only got to meet Steve once in my life
>>87088618
>this fucking costume
why
>>87088618
>male appropriation of proud womyn heroine
FUCKING
TRIGGERED
>>87088618
My wife and I are One Piece fans, so she joked about doing a gender-swapped Luffy and Hancock for a con or something someday. I told her I was down, so long as I could be referred to as "Bro-a Mancock".
>>87089895
Holy crap. I hope you guys do it. That sounds funny.
>>87089895
You better be fit and packing a 6 inch dick.
>>87089946
>fit
Working on it actually, haha. I used to be in pretty good shape since I played soccer back in the day, but I've fallen a bit into the dad bod state of late and I'm hoping to shape up a bit.
>6 inch dick.
Isn't that average, or am I thinking of five? Either way, I'm good haha.
>>87088937
>Possibly a hair dryer or something. She responded with pushing me down the stairs.
Your family sounds fun.
>>87089946
>a 6 inch dick
Are you a japanon or something? That's basically the average size. I'm a hair under 7 and I'm self-conscious.
>>87088618
Not gonna lie, I would work this twink in like a catchers mitt.>>87088618
>>87088618
>>87089895
>Bro-a Mancock
I fucking love you.
I dressed as Rebecca Black from the Friday music video for a costume contest a couple years back, cardboard car included.Won first place, and 50$.
>>87090282
forget all the bs self-conscious language. You're you and your body is perfect. Enjoy it. If it makes you feel better, different circles focus on different things; I've seen beautiful girls complain their "nose is too big" or other stuff like that- it's just random nonsense man, it has no place in reality. It's not true, now relax.