Homestuck and Hiveswap

>>87000640
>Is there any chance in hell the dog is gonna live?
SHAGGY NOIR.

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>>87000640
>>87000654
Also, that dog reminds me of this dog for some reason.

>>87000640
He has as much chance at living as Hiveswap being good.

>>87000759
A very high chance?

>>87000640
Looks like shit.
OK for the Homestuck average.

>>87001039
>OK for the Homestuck average.
????

>>87001132
Katnep is worse than Davekat.

>>87001187
>Noway
Dumb.
>Fuckass
Retarded.

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Requesting Karkat Vantas, with his back facing the camera, pulling his pants down and tauntingly waving his butt (with his tighty-whities still on) at the viewer.

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Hussie gave up on homestuck years ago, why cant you?

>>87001258
Are you gay or something?

>>87001288
It's fun to still talk about this shit.

>>87001302
What's wrong with that?

>>87001348
A lot of stuff cuz' you know, *reasons.* But are you?

>>87001378
I decline to comment at this time.

>>87001395
Karkat fans confirmed homos in the court of law.

>>87001258
Requesting Karkat strangulating Anon in pure rage

>>87001288
Because i will never miss the fun that i had on the old days of Homestuck General.

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>>87001409
>Karkat fans
They are dead, anon. The only """fans""" are Davekat shipping fucks and butthurt Karezi fags.

What a terrible fucking character.

i gave up on homestuck like a third of the way through (may finish it one day who knows) but this looks kinda cool

>>87001464
Yeah, Aranea is so much better.

>>87001464
What would you have done to improve her character?

>>87001378
And no, I'm not gay.

>>87001659
>What would you have done to improve her character?
>Talking about Karkuck.
>Using female pronouns.
LMAO.

You seem pretty gay, Anon.

>>87001711
Sorry, I thought they meant Vriska.

>>87001729
You misread it because you were too busy rubbing your willy to Davekat.

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My greatest wish is to have something Homestuck related in a much more palatable form. This may be what I need.

>>87001770
>My greatest wish is to have something Homestuck related in a much more palatable form. This may be what I need.
What?

>>87001821
I like the style of Homestuck, but that webcomic itself to too long and complicated. Having a contained story is good for me.

>>87001903
So you were referring to Hiveswap?
>inb4 Hiveswap has 80 episodes.
And scope and sprawling subplots is kind of an essential part of Homestuck's identity so I don't know what exactly you're referring to here.

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>>87001554

Reminder that Hiveswap is what caused Homestuck itself to decline sharply in quality and Hussie to stop giving it the focus and update frequency to stay on course. An interest in Hiveswap is condoning Hussie doing the Kickstarter too early and prioritizing the game over the comic.

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>>87002732
>10 limbs

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"Hey, have you heard of Aranea?"

"Oh yeah, RINGS a bell!"

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>>87002732
>Choosing the inferior imitation

>>87003636
That's literally what Vriska is

>>87003636
>Choosing the WORST

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>>87003647
Vriska came first no matter how you look at it.

>>87003649
I'm pretty sure I posted neither Kanaya nor Calliope.

>>87003694
You have the worst taste conceivable.

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>>87003699
And you apparently like either Kanaya or Calliope. If it's Calliope, I just can't condone that.

>>87003699
This.

Kanaya is great, and Calliope is fantastic! Vriska can burn in hell. Forever.

>>87003828
>If it's Calliope, I just can't condone that.
She's a delight and Vriska is over half of why the ending and the lead-in to it were so bad.

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>>87003830
>>87003876
Get the fuck out of my sight.

>>87003927
Get out of mine and get off my board. Your opinions are demonstrably cancerous because you share tastes with Hussie himself. Stay cucked, friend.

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>>87003952
>Liking a character based wholly on dumping massive quantities of unfunny exposition and being oh so nice and perfect that everyone instantly loves
>Not liking an actually funny and interesting character that introduced real conflict at a time when Hussie was struggling to keep the threats and villains relevant, and only went to shit long after Hussie managed to fuck up nearly every other character anyway

>>87004042
>liking Vriska

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>>87004060
She's the third best character with dialogue, behind John and Dave.

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Enough character discussion, post cool Homestuck panels and fanart

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>>87004348

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>>87004348

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>>87004401

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It would give me great pleasure to sink an axe directly into Vriska's skull. Several times. But a simple death is not enough. She must be tortured to death for her crimes. Long and slow. Rip the horns off, and each of her fingernails. Scalp her. Even this is too good for her.

Pic unrelated, fanart.

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>>87004604
D-Don't ask why I have this one

>>87004519
why the stars
what do they even mean

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>>87004648

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>>87004680
You know people shittalk Hyssie's actual art style all the time but I really like it, I wish Hussnasty lasted longer. I wonder if he can even draw like this anymore?

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>>87004728

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remember that time the worst fucking character in homestuck unironically solved the entire plot just by existing

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>>87004602
I want to play RPGs with her!

>>87004777
I still want to do this to her
>>87004602

>>87004648
Why would anyone ask? BQ is hot.

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>>87004602
>Hussie lurks here
>he sees this
>he makes your fantasy real, except he does that to Karkat
L8L

>>87004602
I've never been able to find it since I first saw it in 2010 but there's a short comic of Eridan breaking off one of Vriska's horns and violating her with it

>>87005182
Ohhh yesssss.....I must see this justice!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz-2faxwEXk

music sounds good so far

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>>87005419
Well duh, there's someone actually competent at the helm of the music.

>>87005611
No we don't.

Vriska's greatest sin in the comic was stealing the spot light so much from other characters and their relationships. Like the death of the friendship of the 4 kids.

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>>87005611
Things are bad enough, we needn't aggravate it further.

>>87005675
Hussie had all four kids standing next to each other with Vriska dead and gone, and we still got nothing. That wasn't caused by a single mistake or a bad character, it a symptomatic of poor writing, plain and simple.

>>87005711
I think he was actively trying to sabotage the relationship quadrangle, but in the end people still consider them a core group. It's never the four kids plus some trolls, it's the four kids

>>87000640
I didn't back it but I might try the first act at least.
>trolls
And dropped.

>>87005806
>Karkat
>Dave
>Gamzee
>Vriska
These are all of the characters she could have conceivably slept with in the comic. That's not even four people.

>>87005726

I think he was successful in one regard. Rose is associated more with Kanaya than with the other three. With Roxy making the exact opposite push of almost being part of the main core.

If only we could switch Roxy and Rose halfway through the comic. The child-form of Rose's drunk mom being in an inter-galactic lesbian relationship with Rose's troll tormentor.

>>87005824
>forgetting John

>>87005806
>slutshaming the best beta troll
Wew lad

Terezi is infallible, other Anon.

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>>87005862
Like he even counts.

>>87005862
They never had an opportunity, it was just teasing.

>>87005878
There's something oddly sweet about John/Kanaya and John/Rose/Kanaya

are we in hell yet

>>87005915
Because it's literally the only way to inject any life into Kanaya and Rose.

>>87005941
>yet

>>87005941

No

>>87005941
If we were, Vriska would be here.

>>87005881
AltJohn though

>>87006148
yes

>>87005881
>Just teasing
You do know that Terezi is going to fuck John hard to forget about her Vriska depression?

She is a fucking slut.

So is this a continuation of Homestuck, a seperate thing done in the same style, or a story branching off of it?

>>87005941
we were ALREADY HERE

>>87005512
Damn, why is Toby such a pimp?

>>87006148
Fucking saved.

>>87006268
yes

>>87006262
And? She's perfect and infallible.

>>87005512
Man speaking of Toby, I noticed something the other day
https://youtu.be/2pfcakhXhE8?t=44
https://youtu.be/syrfegCXH7I?t=66
This isn't just me right? It's totally spot on. Coincidence?

>>87006561
FUC KOFF, JOHN

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>>87005512
Toby > Hussie

>>87001288
Masochism

>>87005419
Gettin some real Paper Mario vibes off this

>>87006775
I'm not John. I hate John. I simply worship all the Pyropes, especially Redglare.

Joey's ballerina legs!

>>87005512
>thinking he's actually making any of it and isn't just being paid to have his name on it

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>>87004348

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>>87007606

>>87007532
>being paid to have his name in it
>implying he isn't keeping it afloat with undertale money out of pity
>>87001903
I don't see why people expect hiveswap to really feel like homestuck, it can't have the mixed media integration that characterized homestuck, and it wont update constantly either

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Are you dressing up as anything Homestuck related this Halloween?! :DD

>>87007759
>and it wont update constantly either
There are ex-Homestuck fans here right now who never really knew what an "update" was.

>>87007820
there are homestuck fans who think the scheduled monday to friday updates used during the frog platform were what updates used to be like

>>87000640
I'm far from a Homestuck fan, but Jade is driving m crazy. She is a QT.

Also, that guy in the trailer's not John, is he?

>>87008080
Nope, it's Jude Harley. He's John's half-brother tough.

>>87007784
i'm already a huge failure so making a costume would seem redundant

>>87001258
/cm/ is that way

>>87008753
kek

>>87007784
I take great pride in hiding my power level, thanks

>>87009202
We know.

>>87004604
I love the style of Skaia here.

Wait, is the round thing Skaia?

>>87001903
Problem Sleuth?

>>87007784
It's too cold for a hoodie over here.

>>87004042
>>Liking a character based wholly on dumping massive quantities of unfunny exposition and being oh so nice and perfect that everyone instantly loves
I hope you're talking about Calliope here and then I'd have to agree.

>>87010427
Could also be the Great Pond, or whatever the term was for what Skaia turns into after the birth of the Frog.

>>87011371
Of course I am. There's arguments to be made about Kanaya being good, even if I don't agree with them. Calliope is just a bad character though.

>>87006828
Get a better picture and I'll take your autism more seriously.

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>>87011436

>>87011512
More like, your fate, honkey.

>>87011436
>>87011512
This wasn't meant to be a reply to anyone, sorry

>>87011425
>Of course I am. There's arguments to be made about Kanaya being good, even if I don't agree with them. Calliope is just a bad character though.
Thank God, I thought you might have been given a terrible description of my waifu. Calliope is pretty indisputably awful though.

>>87011547
And I'm sorry for insulting you, Anon.

>>87008080
>Jade is driving m crazy. She is a QT.
Yeah, what's up with that? A furry nerd girl with buck teeth who started out as a Mary Sue parody shouldn't be attractive.

>>87011670
>started out as a Mary Sue parody
Or an unironic Mary Sue/plot device...

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>>87007784
no time
i wouldve liked something simple but fun like dirk or roxy

>>87011955
Why those two specifically?

>>87011672
Neat

>>87011990
To get drunk and to experiment with homosexuality respectively.

>>87011990
theyre my favorite kids that are also easy to pull of
i think at least

>>87012034
things i could do without dressing up

>>87012034
Dirk isn't experimenting with homosexuality though, Jake is

Dirk is 100% gay and knows it

>>87012339
But the poster may may not be. Try to keep up.

>>87012060
>theyre my favorite kids
Why? They're polar opposites in not only their personality but with what the strengths with the characters' writing have. Also, Roxy is shit!

>>87012353
>tfw you've maymayed so hard you are no longer capable of writing the word "may" only once

>>87012458
Has/hst/ memeing gone too far?

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>>87011670
it's the enthusiasm and the girl-next-door personality.

>>87012538
Which appeals to pedophiles and other people with childhood nerousis.

>>87012538
Jadesprite > Jade

>>87012649
Histrionic bitch >>>>> relatively normal girl??????

>>87012612

I anxiously await the arrival of more Ms. Claire smut.

It will be good.

>>87012644
Homestuck fandom kind of is about lusting after children BUT THEY TOTALLY ACT OLDER MAN

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>>87012458

>>87012644
What?

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>>87012458
Fug.

>>87012441
>liking only one type or character
step it up fampai
desu i lean towards them more anyways because i empathize most with dirk, and have the most fun with roxy

>>87011670
>>87011690
>>87012538
Son of a bitch, I thought Jade was the name of the girl in the video game. My fault for not knowing shit about Homestuck.

>>87012710
Andrew Hussie confirmed kiddy diddler.
>>87012717
You heard me.

>>87012644
God I know, only pedophiles like girls who are happy. Real men go after depressive bitches.

>>87012612
Oh thank GOD

Source?

>>87012748
But that's true.

>>87012665
Yes

>>87012743
Joey's 13, Anon! 13!

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>>87012743
You can like both, Jade has lots of good porn and the best nudestucks on average tend to be Jades.

>>87012732
>step it up fampai
It's called having "tastes"
>desu i lean towards them more anyways because i empathize most with dirk,
Scary.
>and have the most fun with roxy
Just having shit tastes.

>>87012791
Why?

>>87012748
But that doesn't leave you much of a choice in waifus in HS.

>>87012907
Good.

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>>87012826
Jade isn't not furry though right?

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>>87012937
Joey and Jade are both furries, yes. They're both female manchildren too.

>>87012907
No, it totally does.

>>87012964
They are/were only 13, Anon!

>>87013004
Jade is older than that, almost 17 in fact

>>87012973
Which, besides pre-godtier Aradia?

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>>87013004
so this is more up your alley?

>>87012853
>scary
i would think half this site would too since we hate ourselves
>everything else
ok

>>87013025
There's almost no indication she's still a furry and stuff.
>>87013047
NO.

>>87013063
>i would think half this site would too since we hate ourselves
There's more to Dirk than that.
>>everything else
>ok
Rude.

>>87013026
It depends on your definition.

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>>87013087
>There's almost no indication she's still a furry and stuff.

Anon, Jade canonically named a consort yiffyiff, and is literally a furry. She has dog ears.

>>87013145
>Anon, Jade canonically named a consort yiffyiff,
When? All the way back in Act 3 or somethin?
>and is literally a furry.
Means nothing.

>>87013116
of course, just saying its not really surprising
>rude
kek

>>87013197
*something
Motherhecker my pecker.

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>>87012964
i guess aradia is a female furry too even though trolls dont have mammalian reproductive organs then too

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>>87013197
>All the way back in Act 3 or somethin?

Before she woke up, and was talking to Calliope. Which means the current Jade is still a furry.
And why wouldn't she be?

>>87013087
Once you take the knot, go back you cannot.

>>87013208
>of course, just saying its not really surprising
It's still really spooky.
>>87013141
>rude
>kek
Don't laugh at me. ;_;

>>87012877
She is much better hatefuck material

>>87013197
>not thinking Jade, the actual honest-to-god dog girl, isn't a furry.

>>87013292
That's messed up.

>>87013255
Damn.
>And why wouldn't she be?
I thought she'd become a better person.
>>87013276
What?
>>87013310
Anymore, dingus.

>>87013141
>>87013284
I didn't mean to message this.

>>87013347
>anymore
You don't stop being a furry when you get dog ears. In fact, the opposite would happen.

>>87013381
Jadefags are pedos confirmed.

>>87013398
I thought she'd be like "damn dog farts are rank and these horomones are shit nigga fuck dogs" and grow into a more mature person.

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>>87013429
>Jade ever hating dogs
See you just don't read the comic

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grubs

>>87013453
No, just up, dumbass, you get my point.

>>87013429
>Character in Homestuck
>Growing into a more mature person
This was your first mistake.

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>>87013495
I really don't, you're kind of stupid to be honest.

>>87000640

Is that dog an old Halley? Via time shenanigans or something?

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>>87013284
its okay anon, we still cool

>>87013495
*shut up
>>87013536
She could have at least grown out of her furry autism.
>>87013554
How?

>>87013563
No, it's over.

>>87013560
Just because it's a dog it doesn'tmean it's Halley... It doesn't even look like the same breed...

>>87013642
*doesn't mean
Fuck, I'm on a roll today.

>>87013403
That's literally anycharacterfags up until Act 6 when the characters got older. By then the majority of the porn had probably already been drawn.

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>>87013666
Act 6 is when it took off actually. Unfortunately a lot of it becomes awful headcanon porn.

>>87013666
Jadefags especially.

>>87011672
was this made by trash?

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>>87013752
Steel
And there's a third one who I don't know, who did these ones

>>87013752
I think just Steelcorridor.

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>>87013596
ill always remember you

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>>87013794
Time to kill myself.

>>87013693
>shou
Shou was weird, like they projected onto Jade but then drew Jade as a petite chipmunk girl while they themselves were a massive fat weirdo

>>87013883
>a petite chipmunk girl while they themselves were a massive fat weirdo
That's usually how it goes.

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will hiveswap be successful?

>>87013931
How it went*
now they just directly turn the characters into fat hairy weirdos.

Vriska=best

>>87013984
Depends on whether it's Tumblr or Devisntart.

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>>87014057
Same thing, different age.

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>>87001288
Porn bro
These troll girls are sexy as fuck bro

>>87005512
Wow the guy who made undertale looks like a huge autist who would have guessed

>>87013960
I think the Kickstarter backers get a free copy, so that's 24,346 people getting it for free. In addition, the Homestuck fanbase is dead as shit, and I don't think anyone else will buy it.

>>87014106
Nah, Deviantart would project into the chimpmunk, Tumblr would change the character.

>>87014258
what a slut

>>87014134
Moths don't eat cloth. Never going to let you post this without saying that.

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>>87004348

>>87014190
That picture is gross.

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>>87014308
Don't start what you can't finish.

>>87014299
So we need Kanaya giving birth all over the clothes?

>>87013880
>Barack Obana takes the stage the day before the election
>looks at the crowd, a wise smile on his face
>he leans in close to the microphone, he clears his throat
>he utters six words
>"Roxy's socksies"
>"Rose's toeses"
>"Joey's legs"
>A total hush falls over the crowd
>Barack wins his 3rd term the next day

>>87014405
I've said this before but, yes, of course. Space is for breedsluts anyway.

>>87012710
tbqh none of the kids in hs act like 13-year-olds

16-year-olds, I can see

Requesting Vriska and Terezi as Chris and Zach

>>87014414
Barack seems liked a Roxy kind of guy.
>>87014460
Seconded.

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>>87014395

>>87014447
Breedsluts?

>>87014460
who

>>87014308
>>87014395
wake me up

>>87014494
hellbenders

>>87014493
Yes, duh. Have you even been here?

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>>87014537

>>87014560
Admittedly no

>>87014491
Take your guess for who the character on the left is.

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>>87014615
roxy

>>87014615
It's Roxy because of the hair swirl.

>>87014586
It's a meme that Space players obsess over giving birth. Specifically Jade.

>>87014586
Space players have an uncontrollable need to have kids. Jade "Impregnation or decapitation" Harley is a good example of this.

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>>87014497
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>87014687
>>87014661
Okay, but why?

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>>87014711
>>87014697

>>87014762
The "Light the forge" meme and Jade mentioned wanting kids once. That's it.

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>>87014762
Because it's hot.

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I found a hairy trans Roxy image
should I post it?

>>87014762
BREEDING DUTIES, mostly, as well as Kanaya, the mother figure, being the Troll's Space player.

>>87014788
Don't forget
>space players in charge of breeding, both repopulation and frogs

>>87014762
The Aspect of Space has a lot to do with stuff like creation and propagation and being motherly and stuff like that, mostly because the Space players are the ones who create the Universe Frog and, in Kanaya's case, will be responsible for the propagation of their species

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>>87014764

>>87014762
>Both troll space players motherly, Kanaya meant to rebirth the troll race with the matriorb
>All space players in charge of repopulating their worlds in fact, as well as breeding frogs
>Jade one of the few characters to mention having kids
>because watching girls uncontrollably NEEDING a dick inside them now is hot

>>87014863
>both repopulation
???
>breeding frogs
Part of Lighting the Forge, right?

>>87014896
>arms hairy
>legs aren't

Huh?

>>87014922
It shaves it's legs for... some reason.

>>87014922
only half dog

>>87014917
Lighting the forge is just turning the forge on. The meme there was that the knight fucks the space player to turn it on, but that was based on a very cute DaveJade fic from long ago.

>>87014900
>>Jade one of the few characters to mention having kids
Literally once.

>>87014978
And?

>>87014977
>that was based on a very cute DaveJade fic from long ago
There's also something else but I forgot what it was.

>>87014985
It's eyes are on it's forehead...

>>87014896
what is happening to jade's hips

>>87014977
I remember that fic, it was really cute tbqh

>>87015002
It's not exactly memetastic.

>>87015004
That's about it really. There were pics drawn in response and people liked it because the author did a good job of sounding like Hussie did at that point.

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>>87014985

>>87014917
Kanaya and Porrim are both Space players, with both needing to repopulate their species, being of the caste in their species that does that, although Porrim rejected it because it hurt her tumblbutt feelings to be put in a motherly role and decided not to do anything about it for nearly 6 years until she died
You put the tadpole into the forge, which will shoot them into Skaia and create the universe frog

>>87015031
Pantskat appeared once and became a meme. Something doesn't need to appear multiple times to be a meme.

>>87012758
https://bhloopy.tumblr.com/post/151895365332/ara-ara-joey

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>>87014985
Can someone catch me up to speed how this turned into the norm on tumblr?
I remember 4 years back this shit was made fun of on tumblr but now it's praised.
Time has changed.

>>87015051
>Porrim rejected it because it hurt her tumblbutt feelings to be put in a motherly role and decided not to do anything about it for nearly 6 years until she died
not them but really? i dont really remember, its been a while

>>87015033
The forge does look like a dick though.
>>87015051
Repopularing your species wasn't a thing for Jade though.
>>87015057
Still not very memetastic desu.

>>87015113
I think around 2013 is when tumblr transform into the site it is know today

>>87015134
>Repopularing your species wasn't a thing for Jade though.

It was though, they even had a conversation about it.
All space players repopulate, it's their cosmic job. Space was, up until the post-retcon, about propagation

>>87015134
Eh, it was, but it was also for everybody else, too, because humans aren't a species that breeds in broods and only need one person to take care of the kids, unlike the trolls (and maybe the squiddles)

>>87015192
>It was though, they even had a conversation about it.
Prove it.
>>87015213
Well, that's probably just part of weird stuff with Dancestors and castes-might be a stretch to apply it to the Aspect.

>>87015236
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205

>GA: Though It Should Be Clear That Repopulation Is Among Our Duties As Well In The Long Term

>>87015308
>Jade using the excuse of "It's our cosmic duty" to baby-trap Dave

>>87015308
With Jade though.

>>87015375
>Our Duties
She's talking about space players. Space players repopulate, it's what they do.

>>87015401
She could be talking about the general group.

>>87015429
Holy shit you obtuse moron, read the fucking conversation. She is talking specifically about space players.

>>87015429
You're a god damned idiot.

>>87015440
>>87015401

She's talking about Sburb players in general you sperg.

>>87015440
No, I don't want to now because you were mean to me.
>>87015465
And you're a bully.

>>87015477
No, she isn't.
>GA: But Regardless I Think Our Roles Are Approximately The Same Since We Are Both Stokers Of The Forge
>GA: As Well As Holders Of Breeding Duties

She is talking about both of them, this conversation is about Jade and Kanaya's roles. You are god damned stupid.

>>87015517
Stop being such a dick.

>>87015566
Then stop being such an idiot.

>>87015566
You have to be spoonfed a very obvious answer and whine about it when people point that out. This isn't fucking tumblr, you're a fucking dumbass and you're going to be called that.

>>87015350
Insert comic about Jade raping Dave that I can't find because my Homestuck folder is a giant mess.

>>87014896
Welp, not my proudest fap.

>>87015646
>raping
Not rape, it's not coercing into sex, just coercing to not use protection. There's probably a word for that

>>87015618
That's not me. I just didn't read it. Stop being a dick.
>she could be talking about the whole group
>no look *thing*
That's all it had to be.
>>87015643
Way to get mad over literally nothing, asshole.

>>87015698
Oh go cry on reddit you god damned wuss. if you're stupid, you'll be called stupid, if you're whining about that, you'll also be called stupid. Because that's what you fucking are.

>>87015698
>stop being a dick
Why?

>>87015713
Dude, I just didn't read something. You have issues if you think that warrants being this much of a cunt.
>>87015762
Something about this whole thing just kind of irritates me.

>>87015781
>Didn't read something
And then tried to argue like you knew what you were talking about. That makes you a fucking idiot.
What also makes you a fucking idiot is whining because people are mean to you about you being a fucking idiot. Again, this isn't fucking /r/homestuck, go back there if your feelings are so damn hurt.

>>87015781
>You have issues if you think that warrants being this much of a cunt.

Where do you think you are?

>>87015781
People cited sources for you, even pulled them out and you still acted like an idiot. Nobody is going to be nice to you if you do that, welcome to fucking /hst/

>>87015643
>>87015517

You're talking to at least four different people thinking they are the same person. You do this because you are autistic.

You also fail to understand the meaning of Kanaya's words for the same reason.

>>87015517
That's Kanaya's thoughts on the matter
She belongs to a race and a caste where "breeding duties" is very much a thing
You can't assign a single human girl to breeding duties if you care about genetic diversity at all

Unless you're just talking about a nanny like role where she looks after everyone's babies in general while they're out doing stuff

Also I just remembered that the breeding duties she's talking about is referring to the frog breeding duties, god damn is it just me or everyone else who's being stupid

>>87015908
RTFC. She talks about repopulation in the very next fucking page.
Holy shit you are trying to grasp at straws here.

>>87015815
I said "could". It was the most passive insinuation of something possible. I wasn't trying to prove shit. You could literally just have posted a single log and that'd be that- it wasn't an argument.
It's not about feelings, honestly, my initial response to it was a joke but you're kind of autistically mad about this whole thing and it's gotten me kind of irritated.
>>87015837
Not /b/.
>>87015877
You cited a source and pulled out a vague quote out of it. I gave a possible interpretation for that specific sentence. Then you got mad for literally no reason. OK.

>>87015908
>We Are Both In Charge Of Stoking The Forge And Breeding Duties
>Also That Means We Are In Charge Of Repopulating The Species
>"Guise is she just talking about this one thing, it doesn't refer to jade!!!!"
Yeah, you're a fucking idiot.

If the posts aren't angry or fetish related, then there are no posts. Why did Hussie cause this?

>>87015965
*pulled a vague quote out of it

>>87015965
A log was posted, and still you have the dumbest fucking people arguing against it.
Like holy fucking shit this isn't some vague thing up to interpretation, it's clearly stated, you're just so fucking dumb and take offense to being called dumb that you're choosing to run this out. You could have just said "I'm a fucking idiot yeah, nevermind", but no.
Seriously, fuck off back to tumblr.

>>87015908
She says stuff that kind of implies that if you beat the game and enter a new universe Sburb gives you a care package that includes some ectobiology equipment, so you can get a population with a lot of genetic diversity going quick

Why is it that it's always one person who throws these shitstorms because they're too dumb to RTFC?
Like I remember when we had people saying that Terezi didn't like Karkat, ignoring every log then getting offended.
Why is it always that one fucking person? Why does it always feel like that one fucking person?

>>87015192
>>87015051
>>87015308
>>87015401
>>87015440
>>87015465
>>87015517
>>87015643
>>87015713
>>87015815
>>87015837
>>87015877

The amount of assblasted retardation and unfiltered autism on display here is palpable.

Kill yourself. You are what gives Homestuck its bad name.

>>87015980
Kanaya wouldn't know how human reproduction works at the time
You cannot put one girl in charge of repopulation

Yeah I'm an idiot for getting trolled aren't I

>>87015908
Dave and Jade's incest babies.

>>87016051
Found the tumblrite

>>87014985
DAMN ROXY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*

>>87016044
Throwback to the time Terezi and Karkat sent "<3"s to each other

>>87016055
>GA: But Beyond That It Is Up To The Descendants To Perpetuate The Race
>GA: And Your Species Has Quite An Advantage In This Respect
>GG: how so?
>GA: Your Procreation May Be Carried Out By Paired Individuals Autonomously
>GA: Whereas Ours May Not
>GA: Which Is What Makes My Role Particularly Important

RTFC

>>87015113
>>87015158
Yeah, I think it was around summer 2013. I was around when 16 year old tumblrites learned what ableism was for the first time and started making callout posts for Hussie.
I left a year later, I guess 2014-2015 was when the sjw scene really grew blown out?

>>87016036
Now THAT is what makes sense
But I figure anybody could do that

>>87016055
She talks in that very same conversation about how human reproduction works.
You ARE a fucking idiot.

>>87016098
Anybody could, but Kanaya and Jade are supposed to, because DUDE ASPECTS LMAO