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Storytime: Crash Bandicoot Retold SSBZ Fusion

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Hello everyone. By popular demand, let's run through the third chapter in SuperSaiyanCrash's "epic" retelling of the Crash Bandicoot games.

As always, comments, discussion, reaction images, crops, and art are encouraged. If we hit image limit before the end, we'll make a new thread.

So without further ado, let's rock.
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Alternate cover.
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>>86962097
Should've posted the more enticing variant cover.
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For future reference, this is supposed to be depicting the end of Brawl, and they've just defeated Tabuu. It's probably for the best we don't actually see SSC's take on Tabuu here.
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So... how far into Smash are we talking? 64? Melee? Brawl? 4? 4 + DLC? Is Cloud going to meet all the Donut-Steels "inspired" by him?
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... Nope. Never gonna get used to the image of Pikachu with fucking super saiyan hair.
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>>86962221
This was before Sm4sh so don't expect any third party characters except Sonic.
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I've taken the liberty of censoring out all the NSFW stuff ahead of time so I don't get hit with another three day ban.

>>86962221
This was a little bit after Brawl came out.
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>>86962097
THERE'S MORE?
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>Super Smash Bros. Z
Isn't that the name of a sprite cartoon from back in the day?

>>86962293
Though oddly enough though, no Snake.
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>last panel
Come on, you knew it would happen eventually.

>>86962328
You kidding? There's at least two more. Hell, after this one, there's a fucking Injustice "adaptation".
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Goku and Cora have quite a lovely GIS house.
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>>86962293
>>86962321
So in other words...

At least I can take comfort in her smile being protected. She didn't have to take part in this shit.
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>first two panels
Um...

>last panel
UM. Cora, how about you have a seat over there...
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>lesbain
Goddammit, Richard. Just once, I want you to spell the word 'lesbian' correctly. Just ONCE.
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So what was the last tally on the OC counter? You can go ahead and two new ones.

>Samus
... Sigh. As if it wasn't hard enough to be a Metroid fan...
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To clarify, because the grammar is misleading, Bowser is NOT the Legendary Super Saiyan.
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>>86962506
It's comics like these that reassure my faith in booty.
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>>86962363
That was Super Mario Bros. Z.
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>>86962594
I don't consider the Smash OCs to be valid points since they're basically background characters who don't fight.
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>>86962201
Literally Goku sacrificing himself to defeat Cell.

I know that no work is truly original, but couldn't you have mixed things up at least a little bit?
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>>86962097
IT'S STILL NOT OVER?!
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So how's everyone doing today?
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>Saiyan tail
And yes, this is going exactly where you think it's going.

>>86962730
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, MY FRIENDS!
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>>86962506
>Jin
>Tidus

JUST
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>>86962733
Fine until I saw this thread.

So is this going to be another comic with bandicoot recolors with chests like poptarts and women with ever shifting cup sizes?
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>>86962638
Wait.
Why is only Mario a saiyan and not Luigi?
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>>86962097
>>86962150
This is pretty crazy. Pooh's Adventures of...
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>>86962506
Well the first two panels actually made me throw up. Literally.
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>:3

>>86962795
...That's a good question, actually.
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Oh by the way, Pikachu is Gohan. Yeah.
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I just can't get over the fact Pickachu talks. It's not like he's like the other pokemon where they become humanoid, develop boobs/abs and become another recolor, he's just a pokemon with a wig on, and yet he talks.

I keep thinking it's the same voice as in the anime, and I just can't take any of those lines seriously!
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Two more OCs.

>husband
Of course SSC is a Sonaze shipper. Because of course he is. Is it even worth bitching about the fact he gave Blaze huge tits?
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Get used to seeing these black bars, folks. Gonna be a lot of them.
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>>86962802
SSC has pulled this "I'll destroy this planet AND EVERYONE IN IT" shit like five times already. Fucking stop man.
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>>86962918
>Smash Ball Corp

FOR FUCKS SAKE, OF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE DBZ FANFICTION, JUST MAKE DBZ FANFICTION
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>>86962954
Why doesn't he just make it a porn comic, it's clear that's what he wants with all the gratuitous tit shots
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>>86962954

Jim.

I wanna get off this ride, Jim.

I can't do this anymore, Jim.

It hurts, Jim.

I'm getting really cold, Jim.

Tuck me in tight, Jim.

I wanna be on the other side, Jim.
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>>86962840
Why are distractions the only plan anyone can come up in this shitfest?
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>King Kirby

>>86962974
It was the same in DBZ, honestly. Pretty much EVERY villain was apparently powerful enough to destroy the fucking planet, so you started wondering why they didn't just blast it from orbit.
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>>86962918
What is even the difference between a super bandicoot and super saiyan?
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>>86963006
ooooh man, believe it or not, SuperSaiyanCrash actually has a furaffinity, if you tell about it's existence, he will get angry at you ecause apparently he wants them to be "separate things".

Here is an example of his NOT GAY shit.
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Cora, pls.

>>86963006
I'm legitimately interested in what a porn comic from this guy would look like. If he ever does make one, I will storytime it on /aco/.
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>>86963033
Why does Link have a monkey tail?
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>>86963091
... W-what am I looking at? This appears to be a fetish I am unfamiliar with.
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Is this a DBZ parody? A Fanwork? Because this feels like he's just lifting DBZ stories and replacing them with his own characters. It feels dangerously close to something Chris Chan would make.
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>>86963078
Subtlety.
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>Tidus, Cloud, Goku
Besides a Cell saga using SSB characters, he can't find original names either. This is great, thanks, OP.
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>>86963095
Funfact, the green-haired cat and the strange marsupial thing were made y a special snowflake that was offended by Cora as REAL LESBAIN PRESENTATION.
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>>86963149
It's obviously the fetish to chew up a dog and blow a bubble out of him. Like gum.
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And we have yet another one.

>lesbain
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>>86963149
A mix of Vore, transformation, and inflation.

I'm not sure what disgusts me more, the comic or the fact I've been around the internet long enough to know what those fetishes are.
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>>86963187
>Oh I'm totes straight, but the original gay one still exists so you can't get mad gay people

Fuck sake...
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>>86963155
It's a fanwork, but as far as anyone can tell, it's NOT a parody.

>It feels dangerously close to something Chris Chan would make.
Considering the suspiciously similar behavior SuperSaiyanCrash exhibits, that's hardly surprising.
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>>86962730
Given how much attention these threads get I'd say it's very over.
>>86962733
>Mewtwo
OH SHIT IT'S THIS ONE
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>more angrier
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At first, since Deltron 214 actually kinda resembles something that would be in the games, I thought he might be. Looked it up, and nope, yet another OC. We have to be at least approaching 40 by now.
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>>86963155
>Because this feels like he's just lifting DBZ stories and replacing them with his own characters.
That's EXACTLY what it is.
Only played 100% straight. Because Chrischan.
It's not just DBZ either. The copy-paste I remember the most strongly wasn't. Probably another thread or two off though.
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>mfw this shit actually has fans
>mfw they draw so much better than him
>mfw that talent is being wasted making fanwork of this
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>Nintendo Balls
Couldn't even be bothered to use a Smash Ball image, huh? Just straight up Dragonballs.
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>>86963366
Wait what? Even Chris changed them to 'Sonichu Balls' !
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>>86963340
One has to wonder how SSC doesn't notice that all of his fans draw batter than him. Willing delusion, probably?
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>[...]Mario, step-brother to Luigi[...]
>step-brother
Go fuck yourself.
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>>86963475
The whole stepbrother change was made because SSC doesn't want Luigi to be Saiyan. It's in the comments of that picture.
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>>86963475
>How many food did you eat? And I thought I eat alot.

>obsese
Are you sure this guy's native language is English?
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>>86963149
>>86963198
This isn't even the first time I've seen bubblegum TF specifically. Or the second. Or fifth.
Count your blessings.
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>>86963233
>first panel

savage
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I can only read so many panels in one sitting before I have to take a break.

So before I continue, am I correct in assuming that only select characters can go 'super' and that they are saiyans? Does that make Pikachu a Saiyan? If not, how? If so, HOW?!
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>>86963340
I refuse to believe this. Maybe ironic fans like the people who make quality artwork of Sonichu or something.
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>>86963510
>Are you sure this guy's native language is English?
His DA account claims he's from the UK, which could mean any number of places.
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>>86963340
only fanart I've seen is ironic desu. Feels like something a /v/ drawfag would whip up.
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>>86963233
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>>86963233
Les Bain?!
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Starting to think someone has a huge boner for Frieza.

>>86963554
You seem to have missed out on the first two parts. No, pretty much all of the "hero" characters have a super form. And they're all as dumb looking as you'd expect.
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>>86963586
It's out there. It's not amazing, but it shows a better understanding of anatomy, and lighting than any of this.
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>>86963560
See for yourself.
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>>86963663
>He actually gave Yoshi a pucker
Fuck me...
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>fourth panel
>implying the SSBZ universe went though a straight up copy/paste of the Frieza saga
Could you at least rip off a different arc for once? Goddamn.
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>>86963759
>both bowser AND mewtwo are frieza
What
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>>86963424
Okay I've seen enough for now, I need to lie down.
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Hi Donkey Kong. You're here.
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A quick reminder that this comic purports itself to be a more mature take on Crash Bandicoot.

Yeah.
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>It's a good thing my glove is fireproof!
Yeah, good thing you pulled that directly out of your ass.
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Seriously, of all the Smash characters, why is Kirby King Kai? Why not Ness, since he's at least
actually psychic?
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In case you were wondering, no, it's never explained why he can't tell anyone besides Krystal.
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Oh right, there was stuff going on in Crash's world too. The majority of the main cast is relegated to a completely unrelated B-plot, because that's how a crossover works, right?
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War of Fate when?
I await the coming of our Lord Sephirondorf.
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>>86962777
Why does Blaze have gigantic breasts?
Why is Pikachu SS1 Gohan?
Why is Sonic Vegeta?
Why does Crash have a headband?
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.... Why specifically the ladies? Why not everyone?
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>>86963033
It only happened three times in all of Dragon Ball, let's be fair.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-ErbSrTOc

Posting superior Mario/DBZ crossover.
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>>86962097
What the fuck is this and should I read it or not?
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>>86963475
>favoring Mario over Luigi

Shit taste.
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>>86964339
>What the fuck is this
Autism
>and should I rea
NO
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>>86964349
Only severely deranged autists prefer Mario, it's confirmed.
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>>86964279
>Why does Blaze have gigantic breasts?
Because SSC draws all the women with enormous breasts. Never mind if insecurity due to being flat-chested is an established character trait. TITTIES.

>Why is Pikachu SS1 Gohan?
>Why is Sonic Vegeta?
No idea.

>Why does Crash have a headband?
Originally, he wore it because it was apparently a magical artifact that kept his Devil Gene from taking over. But his Devil Gene was purged at the end of the previous arc, so know I guess he just wears it be it's "cool. Yeah.
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>dat smug Mewtwo
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>>86962221
project M
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>>86964387
I wasn't expecting answers.
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>>86963672
I'm glad that they chose the best panel to draw.
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>>86964483
The sick part is that the headband is probably one of the most coherent plot points in the whole series.
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>Ganondorf is Broly
Now this I have no explanation for. One can only speculate that SSC mains him or something.

>And he has a creepy face too.
Uh, not really.
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Am I dead? Is this hell?
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>>86964323
>Tfw the author almost committed suicide.
that's what being a furry gets you
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>>86964090
Look at Kirby in that first panel. He's so darn happy!
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>>86964568
>Crash's torso is as wide/wider than his head.
>Ganondorf's isn't.

FUCKING HOW
I don't care how retarded you are, this is shit even a five year old wouldn't fuck up.
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>>86964429
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Marth knows what comic he's in.

Also, that's Dedede's move, is it? So King Dedede is a pink, smoke bellowing wad of evil bubblegum? Okay.

>>86964581
Strap in, anon. It only gets worse from here.
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>>86964589
What's weirder is that it took Monty Oum's death for him to get out of his slump.
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>>86964650
No, this is Buu
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>>86962097
Welcome back! I see your ban is up?
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>that photoshopped sword
That's fucking lazy.

>the drawn sword in the last panel
You what? Go back to the shooped image. Please.

>>86964627
He bothers with all the little costume details, but he manages to get the character's build wrong.
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>Samus's character model
The hell is even going on there?

>>86964703
Yep. I'm back and ready to share this wonderful work of "art" with you all.
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>>86962406
God damn it
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Two things.

Establishing shots go in the beginning of the page, dumbass.

Who the hell is that sitting next to Zelda? Add another to the counter.
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Notice how all of the characters being killed off here are canon characters. None of the OCs die, of course.
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>>86964801
This is starting to remind me of that Rick and Morty episode with the parasites who disguise themselves as long-lost friends or relatives.
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>That was very unnecessary and uncalled for.
Sonic-geta says that when an evil Saiyan wizard impales you with energy tendrils, that's NO GOOD!
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>>86964889
GRR!
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>>86964801
WHY DOES LUCARIO HAVE BREASTS
SMASH'S LUCARIO IS MALE
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Again, got the palette swap right, but Ganondorf is still skinny as fuck.

Also, Edouard(the Pikachu with the jacket) is probably one of the laziest OC designs in the whole series.
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>>86963007
I'm laughing at this comment hard than I've laughed at the actual comic. Thank you.
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>>86964843
I feel like he must have forgotten that there's a hot girl under Samus' armor.
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>>86962664
What the fuck is happening in the 4th panel? Are they comparing buttholes?
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So here's a plot hole. Ganondorf is the Legendary Super Saiyan, utterly unbeatable except by a team up of the most powerful warriors pulling new powers out of their ass.

The dialogue implies that he's still Link and Zelda's arch-enemy. How the fuck did Link beat him before?

>>86964953
Because Richard prefers his own personal canon to actual canon. And in his canon, Lucario is yet another object to jerk it too.
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>>86962097
Junkrat got jacked.
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>>86965040
Dude Triforce LMAO.

That shit applies to Zelda proper, man: Ganon can't be defeated by anyone but a fellow Triforce wielder because of BULLSHIT plot armor.
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>>86965040
We needed a girl to stand there and cheer for Pikachu.
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>>86965031
It's supposed to be a tail clash, probably Iron Tail if I had to guess. But the art does not convey this well, as you can see.
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>>86965040
If Zelda rules apply and Zelda still has 1/3 of the Triforce, why the fuck isn't she helping?
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>>86965096
She's a girl.
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>>86965080
Did...he just rape Sonic?
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this 'comic' was the most disturbing thing I've read in a while. Please tell me that the creator is in professional psychiatric custody
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>>86965074
Fair enough. Although sometimes it's only the Master Sword that can kill him, or even just Link specifically. The rules are kinda inconsistent.

>>86965096
See >>86965076
Zelda's a girl, and girls in this comic primarily exist to cheer for their boyfriends on the sidelines and bare their badly drawn tits.
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Yep.
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>>86965173
Why don't you just wish everyone back?
Why didn't you just do this in the time it took you to telepathically say all this?
Why not hold Ganon in place and have Zelda shoot a Light Arrow through you if you're this devoted to shitty DBZ throwbacks?
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Uh huh.
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>>86963663
RETURN OF THE ANUS
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>>86965173
>Being impressed by someone arbitrarily changing species when crossing the multiverse through something that's not of their own volition.
???

>>86965205
>Making an Oozaru in space, where it can't do shit
???????????????
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>>86965244
>Super Saiyan Bandicoot
>Turns into a giant fucking gorilla

SURE, SSC
WHATEVER YOU SAY
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>>86965238
>Why don't you just wish everyone back?
No idea, since Master Hand here is supposed to be Shenron, and thus could indeed do that.

>Why not hold Ganon in place and have Zelda shoot a Light Arrow through you if you're this devoted to shitty DBZ throwbacks?
Again, Zelda's a girl. She's not allowed to kill the main villain. Even though having her reenact the Special Beam Cannon on Raditz scene would kinda fucking rock.
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Last time I've read this Crash was fighting some Tekken ripoff. Have I miss anything?
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>>86962406
Woo, late to the party here. Good to see these accurate depictions of 3 and 4 year olds.

>Thanks for doing this again, anon.
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>>86965321
Y'know, had he turned into a giant semi-realistic bandicoot, that would've actually been kinda slick. Alas no.
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Is this pretty much like tails gets trolled?
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>>86964429
Why don't they use that cage on the seiyans?
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>>86965360
Welcome, anon. And it's my pleasure. This comic deserves to be more well known. It is, if nothing else, entertaining in its own terrible way.
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>>86964881
You're fucking right.
My god...
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Please, Samus has dealt with far worse bullshit than this.
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>>86965465
Yeah, except the author isn't nearly as tongue in cheek.

>>86965417
>Mario has instant transmission

It would've been funny if he just summoned a warp pipe and they all jumped in it.

That would require some brainpower, though.
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Link, that response didn't play off off his line at all.
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>>86965475
>the censor
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>>86963523
Man, how do you mess up drawing Kirby's body?

He's a fucking sphere, for fuck's sake!
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>>86965544
>Pierced with a tendril
>Suddenly not pierced, instead blasted so part of her armor fell off.

Yeah, I stick by my earlier assessment.
>>86964995
He forgot Samus was a girl and half-assed her back in.
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>Senzu Beans
Richard, you're not even trying anymore.
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>>86965329
Why didn't they wish for them to revive when they gathered those damn balls?
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>>86965644
I think this page is what people mean when they say "toxic masculinity." Most of us can understand that cliches are just cliches, but retards like this live and breathe shitty, generic plot beats and make shitty stories about big dick heroes that literally poison us to our core.

It was never about social justice, it was about stopping this.
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>>86965710
Why is that other pikachu thing always so angry?
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>>86965711
Because it had to be a secret. For some reason.
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Hey guys, I'm late

>>86963880
That's not how a lizard's belly works
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>>86965751
Isn't that a Pichu?
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This thread has given me new love and hope again.

Also, weird request: does anyone remember an old MS Paint comic with some anthropology white/ gray cat named Metal? Kind of rare, don't know if anyone would remember(the storyline was a little shit: arch nemesis was Psuedo-Metal, a red, more muscular clone of him) but if you do, what's the name? It's hard for me to find because I believe it was hosted on GeoCities, which had its American servers wiped.

I ask because this kid had some serious skill for ms paint.
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>Ganondorf seem to have a hatred against me.
Gee, wonder why.

>>86965663
If I may go into bitchy fanboy mode for a second, it kinda pisses me off that Samus is relegated to cheerleader here. She's killed several god-like abominations by herself and is pretty well known as being a badass. And here she exists just to be another pair of tits(this was before Other M, mind you). She doesn't even get some ridiculous supermode or anything. Fuck you, Richard.

Sorry, I just needed to get that off my chest. Moving on.
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>>86965796
Either or, it seems really angry.
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>>86965856
>Literally Goku's outfit (complete with weighted clothing)

Does this man have no self-awareness whatsoever
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So, countdown to that demon/saiyan fusion?
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>>86962321
>Psycho Shower head
Really nigga?
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>help-a out
Oh, please don't do the accent. Just, no.

>>86965891
All evidence points to "No.".
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>>86965856
Yeah, Samus is one of the most powerfull Smash Brother by canon

Also no Cap. Falcon
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>>86964755
Samus' helmet looks like the beginning of Tetsuo turning into an abomination in Akira.

>Crash Retold Akira when
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>>86965807
Found it! Someone should storytime this, too.
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>>86962795
>implying Luigi is adopted.
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>>86964801
Either that girl is supposed to be Daisy or she's just some chick who enjoys wearing a pine tree air freshener as a necklace.
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>>86966014
>Dat Millenium Eye tho

This looks good, really
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>>86965031
They're wiggling their tails at each other, each trying desperately to bottom out the other's defense.
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>>86963078
A super saiyan is a legendary and original concept that has left it's mark on the world.

A super bandicoot is a autistic and unoriginal concept that has left it's mark in the underwear of a furry manchild.
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>>86966074
I'm sad. Found his DeviantArt; he's a brony now.

Wat do?

All that skill, wasted
>>
Meanwhile, in the mostly pointless B-plot...

>>86965955
Did he seriously think nobody would notice?

>>86965986
Surprisingly, Captain Falcon is not in this.
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>>86963475
>step-brother
Well that explains >>86962795
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>>86966017
seeing as Mario's the sayain wouldn't it he be the adopted one?
>>
Hey.

Are you all ready for yet more power levels wankery?
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>>86966143
You didn't censor this one, CA.

>>86966159
Yeah. Apparently, that's the reason the author put in the comments.
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>>86966143
Captain Falcon was spared this abomination. Clearly he's the luckiest man alive.
>>
>>
I still don't know what I'm reading
>>
>>86965710
>males get clothes blasted off
>OH GEEZ WE GOTTA COVER THIS UP RIGHT NOW

>females get clothes blasted off
>oh, you girls and your breasts!

Subtlety. Art.
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>>86963663
>Yoshi anus
>>86963708
>DBZ background
While this is pissing me off, I am hoping there's "that one page" that gets on everyone's nerves or makes it a legend.

>You know like "Hammer Time".
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>>86966234
A twisted man's horrible power fantasy/fetish fuel put to page.
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>>86966190
Oh, GODDAMMIT. Welp, see you in three days, I guess.
>tfw banned for this poorly drawn garbage
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>>86966268
We have seen bung holes, nippers and vagoos but no wee wees... not that i'm interested, but it would be quite amusing
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>>86966200
My Melee main is spared embarrassment.

Sweet justice.
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>>86966190
>author put in the comments, not in the story.
>>
I really would like to know what's the definition of a Saiyan here
>Pikachu
>Fox
>Hylian
>Human
>Hedgehog
>Bandicoot

The fuck man
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>>86965116
Nah, they're just reenacting the scene from Titanic.
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>>86966190
Being b& over a nip-slip.
I think the Mods are mature enough to overlook a common mistake.
>>86966365
Oh good!
>>
Whoops. Let's try posting the correct page this time.

>>86966200
>>86966369
>tfw you main and favorite Nintendo protagonist gets used as a prop
It's just not fair.
>>
>>86966413
Is OP really kill because of that?
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>>86966425
Oh, thank goodness you're fine OP
>>
>>86966413
Sorry to kill your link. But yeah, there's actually one or two pages that could end up being "that one that everyone remembers". Or maybe it'll only piss me off, who knows?
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>>86966425
You main Samus, anon?

Sorry, she deserved better than this..
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I believe this accurately depicts the feelings of this thread.
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>>86966458
Yeah, I just posted the wrong page.

Though that reminds me, THIS page ended up being out of order in the folder I put this comic in because the word 'fusion' was misspelled as "fuison" in the filename. It just doesn't stop, folks.
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>>86966488
Samus is currently the Waspinator of Nintendo; the fans love her but if something bad needs to happen to someone, it'll be her or her franchise.
>>
>>86966531
Is that the Master Sword?? What.

SSC did realize he couldn't give everyone Master Swords like they were Buster Swords...right?
>>
>doesn't faint from attaining his new form
>immediately thinks to go after his wife
Starting to see why people actually like Megamix in this.

>>86966488
Yeah, but in the grand scheme of things, some weird sperg using her as wank material is nothing compared to Other M. Ugh.
>>
>>86966532
Fuck, that's an accurate statement. As if Gunpei Yokoi hasn't suffered enough already.

The only upside to F-Zero being dead again is Nintendo not shitting up the Captain.
>>
On a scale of Sonichu to Tails Gets Trolled, how self-aware is this comic?
>>
>>86966568
OH! That white thing in his face is supposed to be a sword!
>>
>>86962506
>>86962835
THE FUN BEGINS.
>>
>>86966661

Definitely Sonichu
>>
>>86966610
Why is it that characters have to yell out every single person's name in two whole lines of fucking letters and commas? Does SSC not know the words "everybody" or "everyone"? Nigga could go full weeb with "minna" for all I care.
>>
>first panel
Uh...

>second panel
How is Cortex grabbing her by the collar? She's not wearing a shirt.
>>
>>86966663
I kek'd. Yeah, looks like a black version of the Master Sword. Fitting for Sephiroth look-alike #2.
>>
>>86966610
He has the most original design(clothes and hair since he's based on a actual character) in this mess.

Also did these girls posed for a adult magazine?
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>>86962201

this single page reminds me of this
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>>86966720
Because Megamix isn't an OC.

>Mega-Mix (or, as identified in the game, Monster) is the twisted result of an accidental fusion between Dr. Neo Cortex, N. Gin, Tiny Tiger, and Dingodile. It's the extra boss fight in Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure when all crystals, gems, and relics are obtained. It was created when the Planetary Minimizer malfunctioned (courtesy of Crash) and fired a laser at the villains, causing them to combine and mutate into the twisted shape of the Mega-Mix.
>>
>>86966714
I would say he's got her by the scruff, but that's on the back of the neck.
>>
Oh for fucks sake...

>>86966690
You mean like on this page, where Derukui feels the need to yell out all the kids' names instead of shouting "kids"?
>>
>>86966769
I was literally just about to say the scruff and dismiss it for the same reason. Well, the artist failed every other rule of anatomy, may as well fail that too.
>>
>>86966785
GET OUT OF MY MIND, CHARLES.
>>
Okay no. Either Cloud is Trunks, or he's Gohan. Pick one.
>>
>>86966870
He's Goten.
>>
>>86966870
If 4 different people can be Frieza, then who are you to ruin poor little Cloud's dream of being both Trunks and Gohan, even though Pikachu is Gohan already?

DREAM CRUSHER.
>>
>>
>>86966895
I hope Mr. Satan is safe from all this. He is the champ, after all.
>>
>>86966714
I'm not the type of guy that complains about "female objetification", but useless ones with no defining character that are just carbon copies of eachoter to be used for fanservice but for some reason continue to go to the battlefield just to be captured and be saved by the boys really rustle my jimmies.

That's some of the main reasons I drop alot of animes, can't stand those speacilly because they tend to be annoying as fuck and are the same on every show.
>>
Thanks for the advance, random OC #WeStoppedBotheringToCount, but why did they give him the weighted training clothes in the first place?
>>
>>86966763
I know, I even said this. His hair and cloths are original, and not just a FF character cosplay.
>>
>>86966949
Well, your jimmies are gonna need 3 straight days of ironing to remove all the ruffles after this one.
>>
>>
>>86966969
He censored "fucking". Tits and nips as far as the eyes can see, but our enlightened guide has saved our prim sensibilities by removing such vulgarity.

We should all be thankful. He did it for our shake.
>>
>this page
Just...
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>>86967053
Demon/Saiyan, Saiyan/Demon form countdown when?
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>>86967053
Hahahaha, Crash gave him the Feet Uppercut in that second panel.

Everyone welcome Adam Sandler to the story. Now waiting for Rob Schneider as The Stapler.
>>
>>86967053

I like that they stay faithful to Dragonball Z.

>being a super saiyan 1 was considered legendary and had never before been seen in the universe
>2 arcs later everyone is going SSJ3 for even the most casual outings
>>
The fuck am I reading
>>
>"Kid, can we talk? This is getting really fucking stupid."
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>>86967053
>Hey we can all go Super Saiyan 3 too!

Then why didn't you in the first place?!

Also, Mario looks ridiculous.
>>
>>86967003
The rustling is not too strong with this one, i'm more amused than rustled. What get me more mad is turning all the copyrighted girls(fuck the OCs) into Lucy from Fairy Tail. But again, it's too amusing for me to care.
>>
>>86962802
How much of a hard-on does this guy have for Frieza anyway
>>
>>86967102
My favorite part?

>oh, crash discovered that ssj3 can hurt him
>the strongest transformation revealed so far is effective?
>good job, we NEVER would have thought to go all the way to 3!

They were seriously gonna die just staying at 2.
>>
>>86967102
Power levels were a mistake.

>>86967107
Something amazing.
>>
>>86962868
>Thunderbolt Masenko

i cringed so hard i think i just broke my jaw
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>>86967116
Why would you do this?

Guys, help me out here.

WHY.
>>
>>
>>86962918
>have knowledge of Shadow
>Shadow appears in Brawl (albeit not as a playable fighter)
>make SONIC the Vegeta analogue

just...why?
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>>86967200
No.
>>
>>86967200
Crash is doing it wrong

Also, teh Fusion is just Crash
>>
>Pikachu's EYES
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>>86967200
Oh good they finally gave her something to put on.
>>
>>86967200
Wha- YOU EVEN DREW THE DANCE WRONG!?

Like...just ok, I was expecting a crudely drawn rendition. But fuck, for someone who apparently worships DBZ, you should've known to at least point them in opposite directions in the beginning!
>>
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>>86967248
Honestly, it's your own fault for having expectations.
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>>86967248
Ikr? He's not even lifting his leg

They shoul've turned into a fat or skinny version
>>
>>86967231
So, if Crash is dominant, his name is Crox, right?
>>
>>86967248

you expected cohesion and faithfulness to the source material in this?

I'd post an image of a laughing man, but I don't want to take up precious room.
>>
>>86967301
I prefer Frash
>>
>>86967301
Nah, it's Fox the Bandicoot.
>>
>You guys got him, huh?
Uh, yeah, they got him, Ness.

>Kame... Hame....
... Sigh.
>>
>>86967277
lol sonic wut r u doin
>>
>>86963475
that copypasting of stuff from DBZ actually looks...kinda good compared to his other attempts
>>
>>86967341
Watch out guys, he's gonna destroy the planet!

>Ness is swole as fuck. Good gains, brah.
>>
>>86967341
Remember when Ganondorf had simple goals like wanting the Triforce and ruling Hyrule?

Clearly the author doesn't.
>>
>>86967322
Go ahead and post your reactions. There's only 14 pages after this. This one is mercifully short compared to the previous chapters.
>>
>>86967385
>the fusion dance will end your feeble hopes
>>
>>86967414
4 Friezas, 3 Trunks.

Countless Yamchas.
>>
Okay, yeah. Mega-Mix is officially the best character.
>>
>>
>>86967450
Please, not even Yamcha is pathetic as these guys.
>>
>>86967455
lol MegaMix wins in a style normally reserved for debuting OCs.

>>86967410
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>
Why isn't Tabuu the final villain? He oneshoted everybody except Sonic, Wolf and Toon Link in the SSE.

He just dies with a inflation fetish.
>>
The die-hard DBZ fans reading this are going to have fun figuring out where these screenshots are lifted from.
>>
Ganondorf-Sephiroth thing when?
>>
>>86967526
First Cooler movie.
>>
>>86967526
Why are you bitching about Link? He barely did anything.
>>
>>86967526
Sent to the Sun? Cooler?

Also GanonDwarf
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>>86967484

I don't know, anon.
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>>86967560
Thanks a lot jackass, I had the memories about that abomination repressed and you had to dredge them up.
>>
>>86967522

>Why isn't Tabuu the final villain?
Because that would've made sense.

>>86967491
I love how he sees some obviously evil douchebag fighting a group of heroes and just snipes the fucker. He's the only character who isn't a moron.
>>
>>86967606
>That hastily-drawn tail on Link
>>
>>86967606
I know that's supposed to be his tail, but the way it's drawn makes it look like Link is taking a shit.
>>
>>86967606
There's also that guy who snapped Koala Kong's neck
>>
>>86967636
>just a subconscious representation of SSC's scat fetish
>>
So you may have noticed Aku Aku has been absent for this story. That's because he was busy being a dick.

>>86967560
>>86967601
I forget, is that Legend of Crash, Advent Children, or Injustice?
>>
>>86967677
Whichever one is supposed to be his take on the Nintendo vs. Sony console war.
>>
>>86967677
Oh fuck, Mario's arm. I think he's an Elder One.
>>
>>86965907
>Triforce Burning Attack

so does this mean Link is Trunks
>>
>>86967715
One of them, yes.
>>
>>86967651
Jin? Yeah, I give the guy shit for that "nothing personnel, kid" move, but probably because it's just so jarring to see that shit in what is ostensibly a Crash Bandicoot.
>>
>>86966143
>golden mustache
>hat still on his hair

I have no words for this
>>
>>86967751
>Second panel

That's not Zelda or Samus nest to Link..

Where's she come from? Who is she?
>>
>>86967751
It's as if Crash forgot that it was time for Damsels!

That's our protagonist!
>cue sitcom theme
>>
>that trickle of blood running down Pikachu's :3 face
It's the little things.
>>
>>86967792
Air Freshener Lass.

Her super power is the pleasant smell of pine.
>>
>>86966468
>Useless the Hedgehog
>again

just go away already
>>
>>86967807
>Ganondorf wants to kill everyone.
>Cortex wants to invade the light realm

I think the swapped motivations or something.
>>
>>86967807
So, will anything that happened here make any sort of difference to the story?

>captcha: omega pine
>air freshener lass confirmed for most powerful character
>>
>we need to rescue the females
>"females"
It's probably worth mentioning that SSC does in fact go around wearing a fedora. Just putting that out there.
>>
>>86967854
Of course he does. How else can he let females know of his chivalrous nature?
>>
>>86966870
>Cortex is now Raditz

fitting since every other villain has blown him out of the water
>>
>>86967854
Given I've read all this guy's "work", nothing he does in real life could surprise me.
>>
Oh NOW Julia remembers her angel form.

>>86967814
>>86967848
Air Freshener Lass, the newest addition to the Legion of Substitute Heroes!
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>>86967913
>Name!
>Name!
>Name!
>Name!
>Name!
>Name!
>>
Funny how absolutely everyone in the Crash universe has a super form, but only the Saiyans can power up in the Smash universe.
>>
>>86967913
Why Din isn't part of the damsel in distress team?

I think his endgame is to do nothing so he doesn't get really involved in this bullshit but can still watch everything
>>
>>86967422
oh man, did it ever
>>
>>86967889
So much so that he's relegated to the B-plot, and is beaten via slapstick.

For a series called Crash Bandicoot Retold, it sure feels like the elements of Crash Bandicoot are shoved aside a lot.
>>
>>86967957
I wish I was having a stroke right now.
>>
>>86968012
Back to jail with ye!

Team Cortex is blasting off agaaaaaain!
>>
Poor Nina. She knows full well what "going to jail" means.
>>
>>86968046
Is Nina the only "pure" female remaining?

I want to protect her crudely drawn smile.
>>
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>>86967606
>puts Vegeta armor on Sonic
>makes Blaze, probably the most conservatively dressed Sonic character, dress like she's selling herself

I tried ignoring it through the story but this page really did it for me
>>
>>86968069
Wait, is that an OC debuting in the epilogue??

HAHA! Now that's primo writing!
>>
>>86968046
Y she naked tho?
>>
The End.

Thank you for joining me once again into this deep, dark pit of madness. I hope you all enjoyed, and look forward to any discussion.

I may do the Injustice "adaptation" at some point if interest is high enough, though it's probably best to just skip to Legend of Crash.

Thank you for reading.
>>
>>86968112
Asking why someone's tits are out in Crash Retold is like asking why Bandicoots are immune to poison.

They simply ARE.
>>
>>86968143
Do the whole series, anon! More material to mock and decay brain cells to!

I think I can handle a couple more SSC-induced strokes.
>>
>>86968149
Yeah, but usually they show the clothes being torn or whatever

She just sundelly naked... Did the heroes strip her?
>>
>>86968143
Why skip injustice? is it too short?
I'm down for the whole series
>>
>>86968143
don't see why you shouldn't do the injustice one.
>>
>>86966785
MEGAMIX AND DEKURUI'S CHILD IS AN ABOMINATION
>>
>>86968199
Don't try to figure it out, anon. You'll only turn yourself into a gibbering loon.

It was an act of God because he REALLY likes dem titties.
>>
Why bother even wearing clothes at this points
>>
>>86968143
Thank you, OP! Please do the Injustice one too!
>>
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>Crash Retold
>That time someone was raped by an alternate reality Female Spyro.
>>
>>86968252
The "Bandicoot Heroes" are making billionaires out of their local clothiers.
>>
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>>86968266
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT HERE.
>>
>>86968187
>Do the whole series, anon!
Time to rev up those black bars!

>>86968225
>>86968235
Well, it's because it's a point for point copy of the game, and thus it's kinda boring. Though to be fair, I was really tired last time I ran it, so I guess we can give it another go.
>>
>>86968069
>Crosserdog actually settled down with someone

I guess that puts him a peg above Din
>>
>>86968266
What got me is that it was sundelly gross and not all the other stuff that happens or is implied on a daily basis
>>
>>86968307
You can wait a day or two before dumping it to take a breather.
>>
I can't tell if it's better or worse that most of the OCs introduced do nothing instead of completely take over the story
>>
>>86968332
Crossedog made a distraction and kicked a fucking missile, remember?

Why do I remember this?!
>>
>>86968332
he's the Tien to Din's Yamcha
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>>86967160
Furry fusion, you say?
>>
Does anyone have a link to the first storytime?
>>
>>86968378
Probably the former. Not that it would matter if they did do anything, because the vast majority are all bland cardboard cutouts with next to no personality.

Then again, did they have any personality before SSC put them in his comic to pander to his friends?
>>
>>86968477
Enjoy

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/86871051/
>>
>>86968477
Have fun with that.
>>86871051
>>86893309

>>86968454
One can only hope that SSC doesn't care Steven Universe.
>>
>>86966140
>Edgetard to Brony

Can't tell if that's an upgrade or downgrade.
>>
>>86969138
The hero is not very edgy. Villains have a edge pass tho, speacially evil counterparts.
>>
>>86965710
>nipple
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>
>>86964387
You know, I think the creepiest bit about all of this is how it's always the women who get captured. And whoever captures them is usually obsessed with enslaving/brainwashing them.

I don't think they ever actually succeed until later in the series, but it gets brought up all the time.
>>
>>86963033
>whats going on kirby
i want to know as well
>>
Lurked throughout the dump (and the other two before this). Nice work OP. Sorry about your ban.

Is that drawanon from the first dump around? Would love to see more.
>>
>>86969180
>Character mother dies, covers self with blindfold even though he can see perfectly

How is that not edgy?
>>
>>86971910
Well, I was judging by the appearances, never read it. But using I blindfold is a common training trope, don't know the context tho
>>
>>86962097
>I Missed part 2
FUCK
>>
>>86972045
>>86968596
>>
>>86972006
It wasn't for training. It was his demented form of self flagellation for not preventing his mother's death because something something son of a demon-god-thing.
>>
>>86967526
>Mewtwo and Bowser as Frieza stand-ins
>Ganondorf as a Buu/Broly/Cooler stand-in

I'm surprised there wasn't a King Cold stand-in with the boner he seems to have for Frieza and his family
>>
>>86963187
>>86963229
This is a high level diversity strategy that not even Marvel has come up with yet. This way everyone wins.
>>
>>86963322
That one's actually not too bad. As a concept at least.
>>
>Mewtwo is a complete jobber instead of being the main villain and Mega evo shit.
>>
>>86974069
>Ganondorf didn't transform into a giant pig instead of being literally broly.
>>
>>86962506
>>86962321
Uncensored where?
Don't ask, I have the flu.
>>
>>86974267
You sick fuck.
http://supersaiyancrash.deviantart.com/gallery/37883014/CBR-SSBZ-Fusion
>>
>>86974069
Surely this came out when Brawl was new and no such thing could happen!

R-right?
>>
>>86975808
Yes, actually. Thankfully(or unfortunately, depending on your perspective), there's none of the shit from 4 here.
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