Another boring first issue from Marvel NOW!!

>>86915197
>
I was waiting for this

I hated what they did to Big Bertha in this. Way to ruin a good joke.

>>86915350
>plus size model
Wasnt she a normal model ?

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Oh look it's /a/.

If /a/ where actually a girl and not just some fat neckbeard pretending to be a girl

>>86915350
>>86915368
>>86915377
Also I didnt know flatman could become normal, I mean he was always shown as "flat"

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Wait nevermind she is clearly /fur/

>>86915380

yup, she was a hot and famous supermodel.

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>its the current year

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I miss Dan Slott being a non-shit writer. His mini and specials for the GLA where pretty fun

>>86915380
>>86915412
Either editorial oversight or "lol Secret Wars changed them"

>>86915429
My dick isn't sure how to feel about this.

>>86915674
Something about the faces makes me feel like the guy draws a lot of porn and that really isn't helping

>>86915260
Hey it's Cap's old girlfriend! Connie Ferrari!

The faces are very jarring, it doesn't help that theyre the main focus on each pannel

It's like that snooty person always shoving their face into yours, but for 22 pages.

>>86915466
Doorman is a treasure.

I liked it

>>86915294
Ooooh shit!
>>86915300
I haven't finished reading this so I guess I'm about to find out but I am guessing it has to do with the now politically correct climate.

>>86915260
Amy is a xeno!

>>86915412
>>86915391

>>86915490
I get the joke, but it still makes me cringe.

>>86915429
I'd hit it.

>>86915284
>Darth_Vapelord
Might be the best name I've ever seen.

Why the fuck has every Marvel NOW book had really cartoony art?

This was pretty fun tbqh
Obvious set-up issue but it has promise

>>86915910
You're... you're aware of what the GLA is, right?

I only want to tell one thing to that fucker that was hyped for that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - You faggot!

>>86915380
Maybe she's pulling double duty super modeling as Ashley Crawford and plus sized modeling as Bertha, getting two paychecks.

>>86915926
different anon, the keyword is probably "EVERY"

>>86915429
That's kind of hot.

Not fun.

>>86915272
Is that a dick joke?

>>86915429
So first they had a vaguely dinosaur like woman, then they got Squirrel girl, and now they're going full furry with this girl.

>>86915926
Yes, and in this case it's fine, but it just hit me right now that so many of the Marvel NOW stuff is really cartoony. Champions, Cage, Powerman and Iron Fist, Mosaic, Uncanny Avengers. It's pretty jarring.

>>86915429
That surely escalated in a weird direction.

>>86916048
Don't forget Hellcat

>>86915429
How long until the porn starts rolling in?

>>86916048
I think we might have different definitions of "cartoony".
Most of that stuff isn't really comparable in terms of style.

>>86915466

Dann you doorman you owe me my sides

Okay let's check out the book about marvels favorite losers

>>86915466

Damn you doorman you owe me my sides

>>86915350
Can't have some black humor in current year, no more Bertha shifting from regular and big form.

>>86915724
Appropriate for the GLA

I feel like the writer was trying really hard, but at the same time it feels very bland and unfunny

>>86915402
Is that a poster of a blue wolf staring at a young boys bare ass?

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>>86915429

>>86916284
yay, another waifufags. that's what we need...

>>86915197
God Damm it. Between this and Nova's return that makes two Marvel books I am actually buying along with my pile of DC.

I was out, but they pulled me back in.

>>86915350
Jesus Christ. Completely defeats the point of the secret identity and the entire fucking character.

>>86915507
So I take it that the goth girl is going to be their Jarvis?

>>86916348
liar. pics or didn't happen

>>86916311
>not "OH MY GOD"

S
M
H

>>86916386
>not "OH. MY GOD."

S
M
H

>>86916408
>not "OH. MY GOD."

S
M
H

>>86915429
So then her blue hair is natural?

>>86915538
>Good Boy.

This better not turn into a trans story, you incorregible assholes.

>>86916383
DICK is back. Last page of the last issue of Nova. Interviews with the writers indicate it is the real deal and not a Skull clone.

>>86916442
Probably. ALL blue.

Weaboo furry werewolf girl.
With blue hair.

>>86915380
Jumping on the opportunity of a booming plus sized modeling scene as a change of pace?

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>>86915304
When are they going to bring her back?

>>86915377

Is Doorman referring to Eternity?

Wasn't he shown in chains in the last issue of Ulimates and no one seems to know why

>>86916645
no, he is talking about another abstract entity, I dont know the name but it first appeared in Ice-man solo, in the 80s

>>86916621
She's dead Jim

>>86916734
That really doesn't mean a lot in comics.

>>86915466
>detroit

thats pretty accurate

>>86916726
Oblivion, who is his boss.

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>>86916645
>>86916726
Probably Oblivion

>>86916825
>>86916781
hm... that character that was introduced wayyy back in iceman mini-series?

>>86915350
I feel like I'm the only one here that doesn't mind this change all that much.

>>86915304
>that Dinah Soar tribute

I suddenly feel sad.

what ugly art

>>86915484
What's a tight five.
I assumed it meant ass.

>>86915350
3-D Flatman is freaking me out

>>86916985
It's a stand-up comedy reference.

Not bad
Not the best but far from "you bastard you ruined it all"

>>86915490
I wanna fuck Bertha

>>86917042
it's hard to ruin GLA.
but I won't be surprised if they pull off sth stupid

>>86916986
I'm surprised that he's kinda handsome.
Like I ain't gay, but if I were I'd swipe to fuck.

>>86916645
Yes, he's talking about Eternity. Doorman is an Agent of Oblivion. Oblivion's goal is to destroy Eternity. Presumably Doorman's job is to destroy Eternity which he is clearly woefully under qualified for.

This was decent. Not great, but good enough that I'm going to check out the next issue. Thanks, OP.

>>86915538
I'm going to start sending emails asking when Combo Man is going to join the team.

>>86915260
>>86915272
I imagine her dialouge sounds like one of those fast talking reporter women.

>>86915538
Wonder how many spergs are going to write in, hoping to be a character? I'm interested, but not quite interested enough.

>>86915350
FUCKING
D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>86915197
Very nice. Loved the art, but then again Ive always loved Will Robson. Definitely sticking with this if he remains on the book.

Bertha being fat all the time doesn't bother me if I imagine she gave being a skinny model up because "it's [current year]".

>>86915294
>Who was the president then?
Haha, Marvel Time joke!

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don't like what they did to big bertha, prefer the skinny/hot super model, the physical change makes it funnier.

>>86918184
>>86918215
I'm sure we'll see skinny Ashley at some point.

Or, fuck, what if plump/fat has been her real body shape all this time, and her skinny form is just as much of a manipulation as her Big Bertha form? We'd never be able to tell.

>>86916767
Very accurate.

>>86918090
Maybe I should write in one pretending to be Deathlok stuck on this Earth again for some reason.

Bertha reminds me why I like BBW

even SSBBW

help me

>>86918652
If she gets knocked out does she revert to being really thin?

>>86918716
No. She has to throw up the fat to lose it.

>>86915197
If Marlel is trying to pander to SJWs, why can't they get an artist to draw Big Bertha like a human?

She looks okay >>86915350 but then there's shit like >>86915490.

Is it that hard to get an artist to study how fat looks?

>>86918842
That sounds painful.

>>86918857
She's using her fat powers on that second one.

>>86918857
You don't even know what Bertha's power is, do you?

>>86918867
She's a big girl.

>>86918215
That was a big point of her character and ditching it was pretty shitty. One of her main "things" was that she looked like a big fat woman while fighting crime, but she was actually a supermodel that everyone wanted to fuck and never felt comfortable in her own skin.

>>86918921
That kind of stuff doesn't fly in 'current year'.

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>>86918895
Yeah, and she's always looked ridiculous using her fat powers, like on the cover. It looks like the artists have never seen a photo ref of what actual fat looks like. It's not weightless and that head is not even close to a human head.

>>86918902
Oh fuck off nigger.

>>86915429
yes, this is what my dick wanted

>>86915197
Fuck why don't they just try and make good comics?

>>86919004
Why not just replace her with a new character then? They even started out with a "most of the old guys were not available" plot. Like a man from Dearborn that can grow haram meats out of his body.

>>86915538
>good boy
SHE DINDU NUFFIN

>>86915429

well shit... now I HAVE to buy this.

>>86919017
She's a mutant, shit ain't going to make sense.

>>86915429
This is hitting all of my buttons.

>>86915484
Isn't that Carnage's ex GF?

>>86919310
Get gassed, mutie.

>>86919356
yes

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>>86918090
>>86918416
This comic desperately needs Emery.

>>86918716
>>86918842
Fetish acquired...

>>86915350
>They got rid of her secret identity

Jesus Christ, is Marvel that nerfed?

Fuck all this, just give me an ongoing of Doorman.

>>86919480
Perfect.

>>86915402
>>86915538
Oh, her first name is Good.

>>86915197
>Another boring first issue from Marvel NOW!!
Damnit. Fucking monkey's paw bullshit i swear on me mum.

>>86916621
they killed her off.

GLA is like the only group that kills off characters and they stay dead.

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>>86915391

So, having never read a GLA comic before (although I have seen them in cameo roles), why is Big Bertha mad at Mr. Immortal?

>>86916875
it's far more interesting, I think. Plus size chick who buffs out to super size massive chick is a bit more fun that sexy model who transforms into fat girl.

>>86919540
Which is good? Buttertball or my newly realized desire for 500 lb women to vomit lumps of ft all over me while they deflate into super models?

can i combine the two so he is vomiting on me and gender transforming into Pamela Anderson at the same time?

>>86916048
Most of those are drawn by artists who have been working for Marvel for over a decade.

One of them was drawn by a literal cartoonist though, so you can have that one.

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>>86915429
>>86915418
>>86915402
oh shit it's Jen Seng!

>>86915380
She can change her size at will so she probably thought she could get more money in a more niche part of the industry now that it's finally viable.

She prefers being fat, doesn't she?

>>86918652
>SSBBW
Super Saiyin BBW?

>>86919668
They probably dated while their book was cancelled or something.

It wasn't that bad, OP.

Definitely feels like I'm waiting for something to happen though.

>>86915284
>Darth-Vapelord
Found my kahoot name

Fun read, probably won't last even though though it's an Avengers book, but I liked the jokes.

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>>86915538
I liked this a lot, actually.

>>86915402
>Good Boy and Lucky Boy
Heh.

>>86919657
Well, you know, with the one exception.

>>86915490
I don't get the 2016 joke.

>>86920658
SJWs are of a mind that the current year warrants acceptance of their every quirk.
So she's kind of a tumblr feminist type, it seems.

>>86915294
this whole page is great

>>86915429
I'm getting "Peter is the Wolf' vibes all over, it's just missing the extra large spherical boobs

>>86915197
>>86915260
>>86915272
>That art
I'm already disgusted and I've barely begun to actually read any of it

>>86920658
She's implying that Doorman's attitude is outdated.

For example, if someone is being homophobic, reminding them that it is 2016 is one way of showing that it is not the 1990s, where homophobia was so accepted that it was an active part of the legislation.

>>86916781
>>86916825
how does Doorman feel about Thanos trying to get into his boss's pants?

>>86917200
oh yeah, I forgot that Flatman is gay

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>>86915429
Wait is that a guy or a girl? Because this shit is unexpectedly hot

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>>86915538
>tfw people in my Graphic Novels course has to make a podcast for this and I get to watch them find compliments for this

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>>86915538
>good boy
>boy

Oh....

>>86915538
Well the art was pretty bad, just the faces alone could use major work on, but the writing and character dynamics introduced are what save it.

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>>86915429
>>86915538
Boss?

>>86915368
Weird they put SG with ANAD Avenger rather than N Avengers

>>86921403
It's marvel's new transgender hero they were talking about doing this season. Xhe's a black girl when human but turns into a male werewolf that for some reason has the same color scheme as Jon Talbain from Darkstalkers I guess they canned the idea of putting Good Boy into a singular debut and just latched xir onto the GLA revival instead.

>>86921704
Aww I wanted a female werewolf. Suppose that explains the lack of visible bra under that shirt after she...he...transforms.

>>86921704
Good Boy should hang out with Satana, Morbius, Living Mummy, Manphibian and Sasquatch for the memes.

>>86921790
It's a doggo. Can always just claim fur is covering the nipples.

>>86921790
I ain't ever heard of no girl wearing a bra when they're in their pajamas before going to sleep

>>86917111
Go home, Deadpool. You're drunk again.

>>86921477
Boy is her last name. Her first name is Good. Her brother's name is Lucky.

>>86921977
So she has an evil relative called Naughty?

>>86915402
>the wolf is staring at the kid's rear

Subtle...very subtle.

>>86921977
Ohok thanks. Oh well time will tell.

>>86915402
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>86915368
I don't get it, didn't Miles leave the Avengers? Isn't he part of Champions?

>>86921855
>no She-Man-Thing

>>86921704
Literally nobody questioned this.

>>86915490
Wow, somebody fucked up. Pretty sure marvel has a policy against mentioning years.

>>86922270
That would just be a woman with green skin and maybe vines for hair.

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>>86922295
do you think this is a fucking game?

>>86921977
>Boy is her last name. Her first name is Good. Her brother's name is Lucky.
I don't want to sound racist but what is with black people giving their kids weird ass names that seem to have just come out of a 3rd grader's thesaurus? Especially the girls, they have weird ass names like Laqueesha, Desirey, Sierra, etc.

>>86922356
Same reason rednecks name their kids after tractors.

They're poor.

>>86922356
Sierra is a legit name.

>>86916246
This. It feels like the author was going down a checklist instead of organically inserting humor. "Oh, I think a 'it's current year' joke would be funny. Where can I shoehorn it in?"

>>86922356
Anon it's a comic...
But speaking as a black dude, some of the names I hear bug the heck out of me. May be just me since I prefer "simple" common names

>>86922356
That's not racist at all, I'm black and some of the black names I've seen have confused me greatly. Whenever I feel a bit down I just remind myself I wasn't named Dequarius or something.

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>>86922356

>>86922533
Are any of those even actual names being actually used by actual people?

>>86915197
art is great, but I think they're latching on a bit too hard on the "Great Lakes Avengers are pathetic" aspect, especially regarding Flatman who seems to be literally retarded even though he's supposed to be a scientist

also they should have just had Squirrel Girl be on the team, not like it'd be that hard to juggle her between several of them at once

>>86922626
Search facebook and the answer will likely be yes

>>86922356
>>86922533
>>86922626
People name their kids dumb shit, news at 11.

>>86922626
>http://names.whitepages.com/first/Taylee
some
>http://names.whitepages.com/first/Mckarty
of course it's Florida
>http://names.whitepages.com/first/Nayvie
nope
>http://names.whitepages.com/first/Maylee
yep
>http://names.whitepages.com/first/Lakynn
some

>>86922706
>Black People name their kids dumb shit

>>86922774
Let's not do this...

>>86922276
>Pretty sure marvel has a policy against mentioning years.
They don't.

>>86922774
Yeah look at how black >>86922533 is.

She's positively soaking with watermelon juice.

>>86922474
Well, my name has five letters, but Murricans can't deal because umlaut.
It's hilarious to watch them fail at so simple a task.

>>86922846
>tfw black but hate watermelon and fried chicken.

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>>86922902
>hating fried chicken

>>86923026
Meat has to be boneless for me to touch it. Love chicken tenders desu.

>>86922902
Those things are delicious anon. Its got nothing to do with blackness.

>>86923106
you can fry boneless chicken too

>>86915402
Her shirt says what, usuwaca isume

>>86916265
I believe it is.

>>86916311
Never get between a man, his dick, and his waifu anon. It's not worth it.

>>86916767
Actually, it looks a lot better than the detroit I know.

>>86918921
That shit with her and deadpool was completely crazy. I wonder if they still have the balls to publish something like that now.

>>86919480
What does he do again?

>>86919717
>Plus size chick who buffs out to super size massive chick is a bit more fun that sexy model who transforms into fat girl.
How is it "more fun"?

>>86923348
>What does he do again?
wasn't he like a 'human bowling ball'?

>>86922626
Yes to all of them., but I haven't seen that spelling of Navi before.

Well this was fucking terrible
>shit jokes
>3D flatman
>bertha now a tumblr feminist with shit hair

>>86923688
>bertha now a tumblr feminist with shit hair

Hey now, THAT is consistent. She complained to Deadpool that she couldn't find love because no man accepted her body as it was or some-such.

And then she saw his face and vomited.

>>86915304
Cap's ex has weird tits.

>>86915429
>We want the furry market
and it seems to be working judging from the replies

>>86923348
>>86923417
he's invulnerable to a fault. cannot be hurt but is completely useless as a hero or villian. he just fazed out after the initiative.

but man he really wanted to help, kinda sad really

>>86924092
Hey they brought him back to help take back the negative zone prison

>>86923911
I can't help it. female werewolves are hot...and rare

>>86924165
But it's not a female werewolf

>>86924184
yeah it is. were means man. someone who turns into a female wolf would be called a wifwolf.

>>86924184
I can pretend.

>>86924129
thats good to hear he's still around, we'll see what they have in store for him later then

>>86915490
Huh... they don't have her tits get bigger when she fattens up now.

>>86919356

Yeah.

She's one of Spidey's most prominent female villains, but nobody really knows what to do with her (her entire "thing" is "psycho obsessed with family") so whenever Carnage isn't around she just becomes a henchman because I guess even hybristophilic lunatics need money.

>>86922634
It's the first issue, give it time.

>>86915484
You guys thing going on that Darkhold Vacation with Carnage would have made Shriek lose all of her sanity?

>>86915260
Lois Lane sure is looking good.

>>86915391

Even when he was flat, he was STILL 3-D

>>86915490

Flatman seems a LOT younger than he did when Byrne first created him

>>86925858
He overdosed on Franklin Richards.

>>86915701

Doesn't seem like she's very good at getting over him...

>>86917111

Oh God, so do I.

>>86921185
>homophobia was so accepted that it was an active part of the legislation.

Ah, the good old days...

>>86924184

It is a female werewolf.
Look at that crotch. LOOK AT IT.

Her Name is legally Good Boy.

>this thread
>All thsee fatfags and furfags

Marvel has reached a new low

>>86915197
I can't believe how many fucking drawing errors there are on the god damned cover. You just need to look every 1/2" and there's something shittily drawn or placed. That takes anti-talent.

>>86919818
STOP INSPIRING NEW FETISHES

>>86926479
>new

>another marvel storytime that will hit bump limit for no reason other than people shitting on Marvel while DC storylines 404 at 100

>>86926554
DC is Milquetoast. Marvel actively does things that are to make people feel anger.

>>86926554
I just find it so hard to care about most of the books DC is publishing. I started off following all the rebirth books but lost interest in all but Green Lanterns and Teen Titans

>>86923106

>tendies

Congrats on your autism, nigger.

>>86916767
Eh, there would be very obvious fire damage and the assembly plant would have either been picked apart by addicts, used by a few gangs, or used the Detroit Public schools to dump shit to say that they used their budget to buy supplies.

>>86915429
I shouldn't be as aroused as I am right now, but that's what's happening.

>>86921185
That's really dumb. Not to mention a really good way to date your book in less then a few months.

>>86922902
Eh, I like fried chicken occasionally, but yeah I really don't care for watermelon.

>>86926554
but that's only half of the replies

the other half are people wanting to fuck Big Bertha and Good Boy

>>86915466
That's pretty good

>>86915350
>muh body positivity

>>86915272
Freckles are always cute

>>86924211
Jesus Christ I didn't need to know that

>>86915429
Her blue-ness makes me uncomfortable.

>>86928293
That's how you know that she's a furry. She could've been any normal wolf color, but then there would be the chance that people would mistake her for a poor unfortunate cursed with lycanthropy, but since she's blue you know that she's something to be reviled.

>>86915350
Ruined. Completely fucking ruined.

>>86928430
So she got trapped in a furry costume that was enchanted by a wizard or something?

>>86928501
She just made a wish that her fursona was real, and now she's got super powers.

3D flatman is kinda cute

>>86915418
>>86915429
Everybody's focusing on the furry but yet no one is noticing the best new character of the year, Pitchfork.

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>terrible book
>but Mousketeers are all furry because of Robin Hood so they'll buy it

>>86915466
What the fuck, this is hilarous.

...I'm feeling things I shouldn't be feeling looking at that werewolf.

Maybe Ashley got burned out by the shallow notion of super modelling and wanted a change

>>86929974
So she went into shallow plus size modelling and got a bad haircut

>>86915490
flatman just fucking walk through the slots

>>86915197
Wait i thought squirrel girl was on the u.s.avengers

>>86915272
I like this so far.

>>86915294
>lets call it forsight
Kek
I keep expecting them to fuck something up i just know its coming.

>>86930615
That's a cardboard cutout

>>86915304
>dont want to invite the comparison.
Is that because marvel wants to bury the character.

>>86915320
Now theres a twist i did not see coming.

I love the way they did it to.

>>86930653
No, it's because Val has always been awkward about his weird jealousy crush on Reed.

>>86915350
So what am i angry about here what was the character previously like

>>86915368
Wait is squirrel girl an avenger now

>>86915418
>pitch please
They say you should never explain the joke but it works here.

>>86915412
I think the artist is literally too lazy to draw them right.

>>86915456
>how was i supposed to know that.
Dam every single joke in this comic has landed.
I may end up with something new on my ever dwindling marvel pull

>>86915484
Its paper scisors rock you faggots

>>86915490
"I'm gonna pretend to be fat FULL TIME."

>>86915490
>inb4 another superwoman mansplaining where people dont get its a fucking joke.

Oh well at least here its understandable why people would be jumpy as its a marvel comic so its not quite as retarded as people who did not get the mansplaining joke

>>86915507
What does hmu stand for

>>86915538
When was the last time marvel solicited ideas

>>86930747
>joke.

>>86930747
Superwoman what now?

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>>86930801

>>86930809
lol that fucking panel.

I mean mansplain is the dumbest term anyway.

So are these guys like marvels section 8

>>86930819
Which is exactly why they are using it as a joke.
Dc learnt there lesson after wonder woman said it.

>>86923739
Thats hilarious

>>86930829
That's clearly meant to be serious given it's contex. Literally every comic writer k
now is super SJW, don't belive me then just look at their social medias. Also there was no major outrage when WW did it.

>>86926240
>Her Name is legally Good Boy.
I assumed it was a joke because every time she transforms people just say "good boy" like Pitchfork in this issue so she will use it as her super-heros name

>>86922730
Its intersting to look at the dead plus live people count compared to the live count then look at the age statistics.

Why is infant mortality so high for these names.

Or is everybody just changing there names to something less retarded when they get older.

>>86930858
>Also there was no major outrage when WW did it.
Every shitty aspect of that shitty comic got torn apart.

>>86930892
>Or is everybody just changing there names to something less retarded when they get older.
seems a reasonable suspicion

>>86930879
Well, that makes more sense with her reaction ("You wish!").

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Some fat-acceptance, furry, trumblr-feminist-crap.

I will re-read Punisher-MAX 3 times, before im going to waste my time with that crap.

>>86930892
They're only popular in the shitty part of the black community, with Mckarty having the most crossover appeal in the trailer park next door.

>>86930969
Marvel makes enough sjw comics you dont need to go accusing comics that avoided it of being so.

Theres a dozen auctual sjw books to complain about.

>>86930972
So high infant mortality rate it is.

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>>86930982
And i would LOVE to take my time, to complain about all gender/race-swapped bullocks of them, but i can´t puke much more, after the last Captain Marvel Run.

>>86930997
>after the last Captain Marvel Run.
what, you got something against canadians?

>>86922902
Nigga what is your problem
>>86926707
Why aren't you reading Deathstroke, Doom Patrol, and Shade the Changing Girl at least?

>>86931875
Not him but considering deathstroke was not good until issue 3 i could understand droping it before then.

And are you seriously not recomending flintstones

>>86931917
>flintstones
Take your monogamy propaganda elsewhere, this here is a sex cave board.

>>86915350
Maybe she actually just gained a lot of weight, even as skinny her.

>>86931917
Why should he recommend the Flintstones?
So that he'll suffer like us when this series will be soon cancelled?

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>>86915429

>>86932289
You shut your whore mouth, the Flintstones will be around for years.

>>86932159
I think she could actually control that, too.
I think she's fat to dissuade unwanted attention.
Which then should mean had absolutely no reason to get angry there.
She can just lose weight whenever she feels like it.

>>86915412
He did it in that fantastic four cartoon when he showed up.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBhBWaKPBjQ

>>86930680
She's been an Avenger for over a year now.

>>86930760
Hit me up

>>86922774

Guess you've never seen Dovakin or Optimus Prime

hint they're the opposite of black

>>86915521
wut

>>86934901
It's really the only way to get some peace and quiet nowadays.

i personally havent started reading any marvel now stuff

and have to ask, is it any good or is it truly terrible ?

and if the majority is terrible are there atleast some decent ongoing series ?

>>86935102
Barely any of it's out. Champions was a depressing show of potential bogged down by attempts to be hip and cool, Cage was fun and goofy but the artstyle turned a lot of people off, Jessica Jones was modern Bendis, Solo was about as dull as everyone expected.
Best showings so far have been this and Mosaic, which was surprisingly strong. I don't believe anything else of NOWer is out yet.

>>86922626
I work in a doctors office with a lot of low income patients and have seen every stupid name you can think of. Yes, I am positive there are poor kids stuck with those names. Still not as bad as the kid I encountered named L-A (pronounced La'Dasha).

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that was okay, really funny, i hope the plus size fat acceptance doesnt become as annoying as it looks but what do i expect from Marvel

anyway 7/10 good read

So if a new Grasshopper doesn't show up and subsequently die we can all agree this was a shit mini right?