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Storytime: Crash Retold II

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Hello again, everyone. Dude to overwhelming positive response, we shall continue our journey onto madness with Crash Bandicoot II, the second chapter in SuperSaiyanCrash's "epic" retelling of the Crash Bandicoot games.

Comments, discussion, reaction images, and crops are encouraged. If we hit image limit, we'll simply start a new thread.

Let's rock.
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HOLY SHIT!

BACKGROUNDS!
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And yes, now the comic is covering Wrath of Cortex.
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>kids
>after only 2 years
Apparently, they skipped the dating part of a relationship. and just decided to start fucking. Because of course.
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>>86893309
Im supposed to be studying for mid terms, but this comic is just too much of a distracting trainwreck for me to ignore it.
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So you know that fanfic cliche where everyone has kids and is married after a time skip? Lots of that here.

>Derkui and Megamix's kid
...
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So wait, you use screenshots for the backgrounds, except for inside what I presume is someone's house? One step forward, two steps back.
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>>86893350
WOO, MORE OF THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!

And we start with the triumphant return of nameless purple OC.
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>>86893409
>tsunades

*snicker*
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>>86893451
Oh lord, baby Cloud just looks like a shrunken version of grown Cloud.
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>>86893741
What's with the buff Cortex with the half metal face? I missed that part.
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>>86894296
That's MegaMix, whose semen apparently has the special property of transferring his cybernetic parts to his kids.
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>>86893451
>that luxurious head of anime hair on a baby

oh god it's horrifying
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>>86893600
>baby born with cyborg parts

clearly this is the 'horror' arc
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I'm honestly surprised the females are wearing anything at all.

THIS IS NOT THE CORA I KNOW.
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>>86893869
i can't believe she hasn't been named yet. she's had so many lines. OC count remains at 21.
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>>86893600
Hey What happened to that Orange Hedgehog guy?
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>>86894440
his name is spike, casual
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>>86894440
Spike, right? He literally left just as shit went down in order to "explore other worlds".

Channeling some Poochie there.
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SSC seems to love Neatherrealm games. Has he done his version of MKX yet? I would love to see what his interpretation of that storymode is.
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Did we lose you, OP?
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OP here, posting from my phone.

I just got hit with a thee-day ban for NSFW material. That's it for the storytime, it seems.

Sorry everyone. I know you were looking forward to this, but it's out of my hands.
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>>86894680
Oh shit. Maybe try part 2 again with nip censoring in 3 days?

Regardless, thanks for the effort.
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>>86894680

Well that sucks. Thanks for the effort at least.
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>>86894680
wat

But, part 1 was okay? What madness is this? I see pages 7 and 8 are gone. What happened there? Was it Cora again? That whore.
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>>86893309
OH SHIT, I'M READY
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>>86893451
>Sorry I was flashbacking two years ago
This comic pains me
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>>86893600
>Megamix/Derukui demonspawn
God damnit I forgot about that
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>>86893309
Most characters look the same but others changed, some for better some for worst

Also Nipples have been removed
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>>86893451
are we sure that's a child or one of his friend-insert OCs and their fetish?
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>>86893487
I too "enjopy" things
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>>86893802
>>86894680

OP, I'll post a couple pages, just to keep this thing going. Not sure how much I'll be able to do, though.
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>>86895397
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>>86895429
Time for more tits and fanservice (thankfully, not the kind that'll derail this a second time)
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i'm going to take up OP's mantle and start posting a censored version from page 8 in 10 minutes or so.
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>>86895454
Big green rock or a fart cloud in that last panel there?

You decide.
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>>86895474
Of course they strip down before fighting. It wouldn't be SSC if they didn't.
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>>86895397
>6 babies

Who DIDN'T fuck?
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>>86895497
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>>86895526
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>>86895454
>we're both cat characters

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. WE'RE DOOOOMED.
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>>86895550
Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't use screencaps of the Elementals in this.
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>>86895577
Ready your butts, here comes the most brazen rip-off in this shitshow so far!
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>>86895550
That first panel looks like the angriest waltz I've ever seen.
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>>86895550
thanks for the comprehensive explanation, kate
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>>86895603
It's... not!Kuja!

Tani Tiger, hoo boy. She did a pretty shitty edgelord Crash Bandicoot fan fiction called "Outcast Bandicoot", which paired her Mary Sue, Tani, with Crunch. So I'm not surprised she ended up in this trainwreck at all.
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>>86895644
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>>86895677
Jin, you're a Super Bandicoot!

Everyone's a Super Bandicoot!

Yes, even you, anon.
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>>86895677
>childfriend beloved friend

Such a poet.
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>>86895705
Ohhhhhh boy. Looking at this dumbbell's DA gallery, there's a slew more of pages marked 'mature.

Should I spoiler them and hope for the best?
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>>86895748
It is a "matoor" comic, after all. I say go for it.
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>>86895705
Forgot the next page there. Sorry.
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>>86895786
Goddammit, Vegeta. This is why we can't have nice things.
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>>86895786
At this point in the story, SSC decides to tackle Twinsanity with his blow-up dolls in place of Crash and Cortex.
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>>86895824
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>>86895852
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>>86895824
>cartoony limbs-in-dust-clouds
>NEXT LEVEL CHOREOGRAPHY
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>>86895748
just paste a crude image over nips etc in MS paint. i recommend pic related
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>>86895873
>Aye-ya-yaaaaa
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>>86895900
GET OUTTA THE WAY, CRASH. JERKFACE.
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>>86895904
I have to give him a little credit, at least he's putting in actual backgrounds. Ripped straight from the games, but it's better than the endless voids, sort of.
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>>86895904
I think you skipped a page there, m8.
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>>86895931
Here's some obligatory tits. They're covering it up, so sod off, mods.
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>>86895931
>someone has stolen their clothes

of course
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>>86895957
Ah, shit. Sorry there. This is my first time doing a story time. Here's the page after >>86895873
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>>86895931
>someone had stolen their clothes

Of COURSE. You should have known to bring replacements by now.
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>>86894680
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks for dumping!

>>86895457
Thanks pal!
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>>86895988
thumbnail
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>>86895988
Oh fuck everything, even the ants.

Sorry guys.
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>>86895397
>stay with the babies because you're women
>sigh you're right

True becon of progressiveness this
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>>86895705
Oh Jin!
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>>86895961
Okay, now that I've revealed myself to be an asshole, let's get back to the storytime.

Thankfully, there's no need for a censor bar, since SSC actually decided to give them pasties.
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>>86895988
No probs, dude. We appreciate the effort.
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I'm still pised after what he did to Ripper Roo
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>>86896034
they're pretty harsh on cora for being lesbian

give her a break
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>>86896069
>loss bandicoot.png
>the anus in the panel
SAVED
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>>86895677
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>>86896009
Jayzus, he seriously tried to steal her brain.
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>>86896034
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>>86896116

>>86896101
Not like she had much of one to begin with.
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>>86893350
>Two has passed
Oh, wonderful way to start
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>>86896142
>you now see 2 floppy golden wieners
>you are welcome
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>>86896142
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>>86896142
When did she get her second wing? After her MOAR DRAGON transformation?
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>>86896185
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>>86896142
wait and they start fighting just like that?
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>>86896185
Why is she naked for the first 2 panels only?
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>>86896218
I bet you all can't guess who's going to show up on the next page.
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>>86896218
The return of "shake"! Yes!

>actually am happy to see it again
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>>86896244
Another new character?
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>>86893600
Why is everyone so buff?
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>>86896185
i thought cloud and jasmine killed tiny
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>>86896244
Surprise! It's another OC out of nowhere!

That's our SuperSaiyanCrash!
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>>86896272
>Cyclone
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I can't imagine a page can be completed in under an hour and there are hundreds upon hundreds of pages, how can you spend so long at a craft and not get any better at it?
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>>86896142
>>86896244

When did everyone suddenly get superforms?
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>>86896287
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>>86896264
OC #22, yes
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>>86893802
>those google images
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>>86896287
Aku Aku, stop hiring people. How are you even paying them all.
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>>86896272
Is that a Super Bandicoot God Super Bandicoot?
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>>86896299
Last arc had a Buy 6 Buster Swords, Get A Free Super Bandicoot special.
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>>86896272
either that or someone's future self. the fact that they're not acting like he's been there all along is suspicious
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>>86896354
SSC is writing Dragon Ball Super.

It all makes sense.
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>>86896313
Alright gang, I'm not sure how much longer I've got, so I'll try to get through Chapter 5 at the very least.

Anyhow, back to Titland.
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>>86896393
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>>86896393

Why would the sight of a vagina bother Kate that much? Unless...

Oh my.
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>>86896407
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>>86893350
>Two has passed ever since Crash's victory over Evil Crash and his demon gene sealed and the heroes enjoyed a new brief of peace
The very first fucking sentence. Again. Is this how every arc begins?

>>86893451
>Apparently, they skipped the dating part of a relationship. and just decided to start fucking
Well yeah, isn't that exactly what happened? The last arc closed on a panel of the two having sex in a waterfall, didn't it?

That baby is fucking horrifying by the way. The thing is huge.

>>86893802
>Just fucking Google images natural disasters and plugs the first results into his furry sex comic
Good fucking god.
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>>86896433
Haha, mentions of jail again.

This is just calling back to all of the best parts of arc 1.
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>>86896433

>>86896418
Guess the pussy grabbed her instead.
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>>86896407
What? these people never used underwear from what I've seen

And the other one can fly now?
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>>86896489

>>86896492
There's actually a segment in Twinsanity where Crash rides on Cortex like a snowboard down an icy mountain, but I forget what lead up to it, since it's been forever since I touched the game.
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>>86896489
>quit shooting arrows into my million-dollar featureless gray cube!
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>>86896533
An OC of an OC!

What next?
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>>86896533
Wait they wore snowboarding?
I'm sorry I stopped reading all the panels a long time ago in part I
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>>86896546
Oh shit, I forgot there were exposed tits here.

Anyways... sorry to bail, but I've gotta go run out for most of the evening now. If anyone wants to pick up the slack, feel free, but there's a lot of Mature marked pages and idk if they're worth the effort to censor by hand at this point.
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>>86896546
>debuts with her tits out

Yep, par for the course. Welcome numbah 23.
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>>86896546
THE NIPS, THE NIPS
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>>86896576
>furry n tropy

God has forsaken us.

Thanks for posting, friend.
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new dumper here taking up the mantle

>the academy of evil
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>>86896735
I appreciate it!
I don't know what I'd be doing tonight if not for this thread.
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>>86896735
oh boy more characters
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>>86896735
>BOMB THE 1OTH DIMENSION INFIDELS
Thanks, new storytimer anon!
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>>86896735
I think the academy of evil is an actual thing in the games, but you know, it's supposed to be ridiculous and ironic
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>>86896735
>haha cora is a lesbian!
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>>86896772
If only SSC tried to rip off Bleach's story.

All those G13 Captains and Vice Captains and Espada. So many Bandicoots.
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>>86896826
>BACKSTORY
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>>86896826
Crashblock, I think I love you.
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>>86896874
woops, forgot image
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>>86896894
At 8 years old, Cortex already had a bit of stubble on his face?
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>>86896894
>WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED
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>>86896927
Oh no, those are..cheek lines of some sort. Never mind.

You "win" this time, SSC.
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>>86896894
>Let's get Nina over here then heh.
Also,
mfw the twin parrots from the 10th dimension is cannon
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>>86896927
might be acne or dimples
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>>86896894
>lower case n
I'm laughing more than I should
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>>86896964
oh shit he went super bandicoot 2
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>>86895397
>We hate it when you're right
I see those strong feminist undertones are being upheld.

>>86895429
>By the way Cora is a lesbian
Is that the one who keeps alternating between being naked and cosplaying as Snake?

>>86895705
>Spoiler
Th-thanks, Luigi. You too.

>>86895748
You've gotten away with all the fanservice so far, I'm sure it'll be fine.

>>86895786
>You sound pretty sure of yourself for a bandicoot
Bitch I bet you can't even drink poison unaffected.
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>>86896968
I did not notice that.

SSC redeemed as an artist.
Nominated for Nobel Prize.
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>>86896894
I think that does it, unless this is a very progressive school that lets sexually confused boys wear girl's uniforms, Derukui was a female in her human body
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>>86896989
>haha i originally planned to beat the shit out of you... to calm you down!
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>>86895497
>>86895526
>>86895550
Oh dammit. Best waifu changed her outfit. Now my doodle is inaccurate.
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>>86897066
Yes Cody, go fetch their clothes. That is now your role in this comic.

Shoulda been like Goku and thought up Water Fire.
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>>86897066
and OC #24, some kind of rabbit man, rears his head
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>>86897101
This is fantastic. How often do you draw?
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>>86897101
scuse me anon wtf r u doin

>not bad
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>>86897117
What happened to the blue cat guy from earlier? He looked like the rabbit guy IIRC
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>>86897117
You know..

Just let him drown. I think you have enough numbers, Crash.
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>>86897117
>No matter how you slice it, he does look like N Tropy, doesn't he?

no, fuck you, no he doesn't.
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>>86897101
Now do Megamix banging Derukui

Nice work
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>>86897181
>All blue people look the same

Racist.
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>>86897181
>>86897156
crosserdog? funny you should mention him...
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>>86897181
Furry N Tropy has arrived.

Don't worry about the kids, baby Cloud is like 5 feet tall.
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>>86895454
>WHAT OUT
Okay seriously? I can't tell if this was a kid or someone far older and more autistic.
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>>86897181
So this is the N Tropy clone the girls mention?

And this reminds me that the "hero" girls didn't even bother about another living sentient being with no evil intentions caged by the bad guys
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>>86897220
well of course the fire demon has tits

>>86897233
he is a native english speaker over 30 years old.
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>>86897273
It slipped their minds because it had nothing to do with tits.
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>>86896185
>He got my fur and clothes all dirty
So she was naked in Wa Wa's presence as a way of bathing? Is that a normal occurrence for her, or any other "characters"? And Wa Wa puts up with and evens acts social when furries take advantage of it's aura of natural disasters is to wash their poorly-drawn boobs?

>>86896576
>>86896826
>We got a new girl on our side! YES!
>I have some clothes for you

>Female character who does something other than constantly pine for assigned male character and births his poorly-drawn spawn
>Has a consistent running gag; nudity
>Revealed to have another character trait; is a lesbian, which is worked into her actions and dialogue in a way that adds some kind of flavor without sidetracking the overall story or simply commenting on established plot
>Doesn't kill Ripper Roo and then take evil masterminds to prison, or declare an oath against killing and then murder her evil twin.
>"I lost my clothes TEE HEE"; flirty, innuendo-filled personality may not be considered "good" but it is consistent throughout the comic
>Doesn't abruptly sidetrack the plot by instant killing a bad guy who one panel ago seemed unstoppable
>Also doesn't just hang around the background never doing or saying anything like Din

Cora is by far the most well developed character in this entire comic. To the point that I would actually call her a character without quotation marks. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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Can anyone upload part one to a mega or something? I really want to read this but I also really don't want to dig through this guys deviantart.
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>>86897302
Ok wait wait wait, I get the sudden "all bandicoots can go Super" thing. Blahblah dbz saiyans. But, these two? What do they even...do???
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>>86897302
aaaaannnnddd OC #25 shows up in the middle of a boss fight, as per SOP
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>>86897117
I've lost track of characters now, I only know the main crew and even then I'd probably get them wrong if asked
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>>86896142
Wait, Crash says he'll have to kill her because she's to powerful to keep alive. But wasn't he the one who wanted to see her get more powerful so he could fight her?
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>>86897302
>Guess we have no choice. Crosserdog, transform!
>Gray fur turns a shade lighter
>Pulls his scarf over his mouth
>Nothing else changes; still wearing headphones well below his actual ears
I honestly fucking hate Din.
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>>86897387
I have a hunch he'll die and turn into a furry
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>>86897387
and before we can get used to jack, OC #26 shows up. i can unofficially confirm that his name is 'feuragon'.
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>>86897387
Tani can't catch a break with all these OCs showing up.

...so, is that a human? with moonrunes on his shirt?

>Weeb Level now at 3.
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>>86896894
>Panel with three humans
That actually caught me way off guard. I forgot that those two actually were humans at some point-one of them also used to be a trap. I wonder if Megamix knows that.

>tfw you will never be comforted after a nightmare by the soothing words of your bedmate, Megamix
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>>86897463
STOP STOP STOP

ALL THESE CHARACTERS AND EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE

MY BRAIN IS BEING STOLEN
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>>86897463
>'him'
WHO COULD IT BE

>>86897433
you're probably right. he's literally the only non-furry OC, and given what happened to derukui...
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>>86897528
Megamix is a top teir husbando.
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>>86897545
What power!? You've been one-shotted by every faggot that's shown up to save the day!
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>>86897545
oh good, we've veered into fart fetish
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>>86897600
how'd she even get in there
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>>86897600
hey there, OC #27!
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>>86897545
Please tell me that somehow we will get the return of THE MOST FAMOUS ANUS IN THE BUSINESS.
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>>86897302
>he is a native english speaker over 30 years old.
This gives me hope as an artist. No matter how bad my art or autistic my story, as long as I continue making stuff, people will like it.
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>>86897326
The name Wa-Wa cracks me up.

And holy shit, that's a good observation about Cora.
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>>86897658
I theorize that, due to the laws of this world causing rampant female nudity at all times, Cora is never not aroused.

The smell would be otherworldly.
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>>86897658
>WHY AREN'T YOU PROTECTING THE BABIES LIKE A WOMAN SHOULD
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>>86897387
What does pirate man's shirt say?
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>>86897534
Why is this making me laugh?
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>>86897658
>Failed experiment of Nina
So does Cortex and everyone associated with him just have a thing for experimenting with naked furry girls? Do lab rats or immoral human experimentation just not cut it anymore for some reason? Like, is the synthesizing of nude furry girls a booming field of science in this setting?
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>>86897738
more fart fetish
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>>86897738
B-b-but we found a new pair of young titties that hasn't pumped out a kid yet!

>this can be a valid excuse in this story
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>>86897672
We can dream, Anon.
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>>86897785
This is how things like cartoon ponies or fluffies get started.

When will we learn...
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>>86897738
>ANON PHOTOSHOPPED CRASH OVER THE TITS
BASED
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>>86897787
He turned a fart joke into more stripping.

This man has ascended.
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I just took a look at SCC's DA

>pregnant Julia
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>>86897787
>the lesbian is pregnant
TWEEST
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>>86897916
That was an honest to god tweest.

Cora continues to shine.
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>>86893350
>N. Brio and and N. Cortex in the same room after N. Gin shows up

fucking triggered
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>>86897916
>FUCKING DROPPED
Also, the character in her mouth is "ba"
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>>86897916
>I could've remembered it! But I didn't.
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>>86898014
I might just drop this, too. Cora can't be pregnant, she is pure.
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>>86898050
>banged on a dare
and Cora is still the best
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>>86893385
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>>86898014
>clearly げ
>you
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>>86897302
>native english speaker
wat
>over 30 years old.
Wow I thought I hit rock bottom on my faith in humanity, but there was still a sliver there to be dashed by this info.

Not even sure what did it. The bad spelling, the bad lineart, the lazy backgrounds, or the fact he's over fucking 30.
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>>86898050
>GOKU WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL OUT
this fucking comic

also, OC#28
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>>86893487
>Maybe it was an conideance
10/10
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Wasn't there a smimilar autistic comic for Spyro?
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>>86898197
You forgot the nips
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>>86898197
Who the--

Hi, pink cat. JUST FUCKING MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
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>>86898050
>His hunger induced by shock, the bandicoot ejects its stomach onto its compatriot, digesting the poor victim's face with its potent stomach acids and absorbing the liquid mixture before swallowing its vital organ. This is one of the few documented cases of cannibalism recorded in their species, and it is quite remarkable.
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>>86898301
I would pay monies to hear a David Attenborough-like documentary on these characters and their penchant for nudity.
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>>86893487
Are the proud 'parents' sure she really gave birth to those and didn't just abduct a pair of midgets?
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>>86898197
holy fuck this entire page

>I'd allow it
hahahahahahaha

>ARE YOU MADLY CRAZY OR SOMETHING

>paired
>paired
good god
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>>86898286
sssshhhhh.
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>>86898351
Cody is jealous he's not getting any puss
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>>86898151
My bad. Thanks for pointing it out.
I haven't taken Japanese in 5 years.
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>>86898351
>no need to quit being a lesbian
>I'd allow it

...my god, how much of a fucking kek is this faggot?
How much of one is SSC?

The fedoras only give grim clues. And I fear the answer.
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>>86898351
These bitches don't mess around.

>my best swordsmen

Awww, he thinks he's important.
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>>86898351
>'old friend'

WHO. COULD. IT. BE.

>>86898197
forgot nips there, plz dont ban mods. won't happen again.
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>>86897778
I wanted to crop the Steph brain stealing panel as the answer to this, but my new phone has no editing app on it.

So...hm. How about them Giants?
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>>86898517
>he knows pink cat's name
>never introduced herself

FANTASTIC.
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>>86898517
kate, you whore
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Haha what the fuck is going on
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>>86898517
>>86898351
>>86898197
>>86898050
What the hell is going on anymore? I lost track of the plot in a sea of OCs and surprise pregnancies
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>>86898596
STOP PAIRING YOUR OCS WITH THE GROSS VILLAINS!
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>>86898596
DUN DUN DUN

>>86898595
didn't you know? this comic's SOP is to treat character introductions as if the characters had been there all along
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I am sitting here reading this shit and my face is getting really hot. Why?
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>>86898688
Oh, I know, Anon. But, this is a level BEYOND. "Serena" isn't some Aku Aku warrior who was off masturbating in a dark corner until deciding to one-shot a villain. She appears to be another failed experiment that Hadley knew.

This is professional-level troll writing.
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>>86898723
Cora.
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>>86898688
>stronger than ever before
why.

>>86898723
embarrassment for the human race in general
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>>86898688
...

I still hold out hope for your triumphant return, Ripper Roo.
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>>86898828
Anon, he's stronger than ever before because of HYPERSLEEP.

>ywn fall into hypersleep and awaken as a Super Bandicoot
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>>86898828
>YOU IDIOT! IF THEY STABBED YOU THROUGH THE CHEST, IT'S THE END OF ONE OF YOUR LIFE!
pottery,
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>>86898934
>last panel

Is-is that a Halo energy sword?

CURSE THESE BANDICOOTS AND THEIR MASTERY OF COVENANT TECHNOLOGY.
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>>86898934
I just realised that's the energy sword from Halo, when the fuck did that come into the mix
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>>86898934
sweet thought exposition goku
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>>86896989
Wow he just kicked that fucker straight through the heart
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>>86899005
>when the fuck did that come into the MegaMix
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>>86899041
...maybe din will finally do something?
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>>86893309
/co/ I need to take a moment to have a real talk with you

real talk time? real talk time

anyway, back in Jr High I used to be a huge faggot who loved crash bandicoot. I mean I had a crush on N.Gin, that should tell you enough

but as time passed it was the creators of Crash Bandicoot that I adored the most, Andy Gavin and Jason Rubin.
and to this day I follow what they do, not naughty dog, certainly not crash bandicoot (especially not after naughty dog no longer made the games)

even from my stupidly autistic beginnings, I'd like to thing I found some respectable heroes, or something. What I can't fathom, is how anyone can go THIS far in just a love of crash bandicoot, and I mean, they included the shit characters from Travelers Tales and later. And they didn't even have the decency to include anything from when sierra tried to salvage what Crash was originally about. I see no Nina Cortex, I see no Papu Papu, no Von Clutch, nothing. They took the worst parts of the series and...

am I being trolled?
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Is that the energy sword from Halo? What won't this comic "borrow' from?
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>>86899115
>Timbuctoo

Please tell me that's from the games.
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Sometimes I wonder if in a thousand years from now, society collapses between then and now, and all that's left is Crash Retold, Sonichu, and Tails Got Trolled. I would love to see what they think our society was like if those were the only pieces of information for this era.
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>>86899115
oh it was benjamin, not din. my bad!
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>>86896230
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>>86899005
>>86899084
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>>86899173
>megamix using a buster sword
>not knowing it's all about that halo sword shit now
>what a loser
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>>86899173
>my special move

>>86899129
nina cortex showed up pretty recently, scroll up. papu papu was in the first arc
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>>86899159
Be thankful these things aren't included within Voyager 2. Aliens would be flabbergasted.
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>>86897658
Wait, she's an actual character in the Crash games. Shocking, I know
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>>86899247
>that electric background
is anyone else pumped?
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>>86899247
>everyone's special move is a beam shot from a sword
>everyone is ichigo
>the world is pain
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>>86897600
>fart fetish
Of course!
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>>86898050
I honestly thought they were going for some sci-fi/mystical pregnancy bullshit. Like when they bumped into the $1,000,000 featureless gray cube it not only cloned Steph but implanted the embryo of Crash's ultra-dimensional SBJ3 son up her vag. It would have even been kind of foreshadowed by all that talk about her not wearing underwear.
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>>86899284
Is it strange I kinda find her to be cute.

I'm in the rabbit hole, plz send help
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>>86899315
furry tropy's face is really disturbing

>>86899284
was referring to hadley, not nina
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>>86899129
No shame here. I had a weird crush on Cortex for a while.
and I think the artist of this comic has some form of spectrum autism. (Given the fact that he is 30.)
Even though his comic is bad, I can still admire the amount of work he puts in. I can't imagine how many hours he's spent on this series. It's a shame he missed the point on what the games were about/can't write the characters, but it seems to be more of his own characters and story with the Crash universe as a template.
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>>86899367
That would require a mind not filled with fuzzy nipples and bad English.
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>>86898229
no. end of discussion
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>>86899371
It's not the worst. At least someone competent designed her.
>>86899374
There are so many that I lose track man. I think I'm reaching the point where I can barely differentiate any of these people
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>>86899374
wow, crunch got big
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>>86899374
>a pink cat
>but that hair

You son of a bitch, you made my dick twitch a little.

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS.
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These OCs aren't all his, btw. He's got an entire clique of friends who ask to be included in the comic. I remember seeing the profile of the dragon girl, for instance; she's actually somewhat competent as an artist.

Anyway, that's why characters jump in and out at random.
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>>86899247
>nina cortex showed up pretty recently, scroll up. papu papu was in the first arc
aint nobody got time for dat
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>>86899564
>this guy has an entire clique of friends

Huh, now I'm just sad
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>>86899506
>nobody cares that Tani just said Crash let her go on purpose to fight her at full strength
>nobody cares they all had to fight her because of this
>nobody cares
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>>86899506
>my pregnancy's starting to show
what? hasn't it only been a few hours max since we've seen her?
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>>86899406
I can see how Cortex would be kind sexy, he is the boss man after all (when Uka Uka's not around)
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>>86899605
welcome to DBZ logic, we hope you enjoy your stay.
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>>86899643
>we have gained illgentence

You sure have.
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>>86899643
I really need to stop speed-reading. So the aliens are actually birds that Cortex experimented on by sending them to the evil 10th dimension, and now they want revenge?
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>>86899371
Nina's the only respectable thing to be attracted to in that series

think about what robot hands could do to you...
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>>86899643
>go super
he's managing to devalue the power faster than even DBZ did.
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>>86899643
Anon, it's because babies are the size of fully grown dwarves in this world. That baby is gonna kick her stomach apart and immediately impregnate future OC #46.
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>>86899735
that was a game plot, cortex was a kid and he didn't realize what he was doing

he's still an ass though
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>>86899691
But, Krillin and Trunks at least bitched when Vegeta did it.
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>>86899758
Super stopped meaning something when Crosserdog and...uh...other guy did it.

It's literally just "Super" now.
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>>86899758
>that copypasted enemy
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>>86899739
>pleasure
>pleasure
>pleasure
>TOO MUCH TORQUE OHGODSJDJDJXKDJFK
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>tfw I think these characters could look sexy if hey were drawn by a competent artist

I don't know what's worse: that it might make me a filthy furry, or that I just have extremely low standards. Either way, it feels bad man.
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>>86899904
that WAS close. whatever it was.
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>>86899974
We're nearing the best part of the comic by far.
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>>86893309
Oh shit we doing this again? So soon?
Did the absolute madman finish his latest opus?
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>>86899955
It means you love Cora. I believe this is normal.

Speaking of >>86899904
No Super forms for Juba, Julia or Cora? CORA!? NO SUPER LESBIAN POWAHS!?

This is NOT Crash Retold. This is a TRAVESTY.
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Kinda came in late. Whats the deal with all the OC's? They are SSC friends right that he just throws in there without reason right?

I'm guessing when they randomly leave or get forgotten is mainly them not being friends with him anymore so he just dumps them
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>>86899974
can he stand up to the threat of heavily pregnant super cora and sudden super coco?
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>>86900082
Yeah, that's how it is.

I assume that's why Spike Poochie'd his ass outta there so suddenly.
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>>86900082
I think even SSC forgets that some of these characters exist sometimes. I mean, my God, how many are we up to now, 25? 30? For Chrissakes, even Hollywood movies don't have nearly that many plot-critical characters, and those are made by more than just one fuckup in a basement.
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>>86900089
ANGEL FORM JULIA
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>>86900089
>gold like a normal super bandicoot against evil coco
>pink now because of reasons
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>>86900221
>those little head wings

Guys, I'm dying. Plz.
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>>86900011
Which fight does he ripoff
The only one I can clearly remember comes way later than vol II (I think)
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>>86900221
HAHAHAHA WE SHARINGAN NOW FOOLS
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>>86900213
Whar mah Serena?

WHAR >:(
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>>86900292
YES, IT BEGINS.
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We got to the Megamix appreciation yet? I recall him getting really over with /co/ last time.
Errerybody was almost disappointed to learn that he was an actual Crash character and not an OC.
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>>86899406
This G-mod or something? Don't remember it in the game.
>It's a shame he missed the point on what the games were about
Th-they had a point?
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>>86900292
>pasted atomic explosion
sure, why not. seems about par for the course.
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>>86900344
Buster Sword-using bitch. Get with the times, old man.
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>>86900395
So.

Why didn't they try their brain-stealing move?
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>>86900292
that face on the first panel is actually almost decent!
almost
still something and probably the most we'll get
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>>86900395
oh fuck the dimension is speeding up her pregnancy
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>>86900292
HOLY SHIT
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>>86900464
No, it's speeding up her pregnance. That's okay.
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>>86900395
I literally laughed out loud
This is an even more Wild Ride™ than the Ed Edd & Eddy one
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>>86900292

>Now Copies Naruto

Shitting Christ.

Thank god One Piece didn't get sucked into this
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>>86900464
such fluid representation of motion
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>>86900464
it's almost creepier to have the girls in transparent leggings than fully nude
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>>86900464
Hold on what the fuck
I skipped a decent chunk just now but I have no fucking idea how it lead to the lesbian getting pregnant
Guess I've got to go back, Marty
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>>86900534

>good thing One Piece didn't get roped into this

Confirmed for having not read the Crash Smash Brothers crossover.
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>>86900534

Bandicoot Fruits.

Nigga, it writes itself.
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>>86900563
>>86900568

SHIT
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>>86900549
>stragedy
yes, this comic is full of stragedy

>>86900558
there really wasn't all that much explanation. goku is the dad.
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>>86900645
Has Crash only ever taken a single hit so far? By Evil Crash?
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>>86900645
>i got something called stragedy
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>>86900678
Have you ever played Crash Bandicoot?
One hit and he's dead
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>>86900645
it's like her power is coming right off the page
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>>86900698
I think there's a rash going around.
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>>86900718
No, but are you saying that aspect of this comic is...intentional?

You realize what that would mean.
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>>86900725
>Deviantart commentor: I knew it!! he did reach Super Saiyan Banicoot 2! the form that is like Super Saiyan 2!! I really did see that coming SSC.
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>>86899974
D...Does she have a Sharingan?
I mean, I shouldn't be surprised
And yet
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>>86900809
>did tani just shoot fire, water(goku unavailable for comment), air and...mud
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>>86900852
something something Madara Bandicoot
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>>86900809
>I heard rumours
NO YOU DID NOT
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>>86900854
maybe when she makes some quip like "I'm going to bury you!", she can literally do it.
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>>86900888
>oh lord, tani's face in that last panel
>that would be the volume cover on a physical copy of this epic
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>>86900888
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>>86900944
WHAT A FINAL EXCHANGE!!

MY ADRENALINE IS COURSING!
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>>86900944
a woman with modesty? what comic is this?
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>>86901094
Aku Aku is definetly made with the square button on MS Paint
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>>86901094
this seems like a natural stopping point, and we're about halfway through the 2nd arc, so i'm clocking off for the night. unless somebody else wants to pick this up, i'll continue it at 2000 GMT/1500 EST tomorrow
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>>86901183
Who taught him Instant Transmission?

how does crash know what yardrat is

>thanks for posting
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I will...attempt to continue this shitheap.
>>
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Ummmm.....
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Um... Coco, what's with the scissors?
>>
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>>86901370
>>86901387
>>86901411

Well, this has certainly gone places.
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>>86901438
>>86901411
so having the technology to stick and then subsequently remove someone from a brain is nbd?
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>>86901438
>Even though she's gay, she's happy with kids
>>
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>>86901411
There's a vagoo now? Will there ever be a wee wee?
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>>86901438
>even though she's gay, she's happy with kids

wat
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>>86901475
>>86901494
Well apparently time travel isn't a big deal either, so...
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>I want a contest between our warriors
>Sooo...like normal?

I don't get Uka Uka's logic.
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>>86901460
>tidus

About time.
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>2 MORE FUCKING OCS
So...are we at 30 now?
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>>86901504
No but we will see more male ass shots.
>>
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>>86901544
First thing I thought of was the Davy Back Fight.

..this isn't that, right?
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>Nixx
So NOW that furry has a name?
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>>86901544
why is he worried by Uka Uka's threats? He's tried to destroy the world several times by now and been completely ineffective each time
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>>86901504
No. Because guys are icky, m'lady.
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>>86901593
>the villains all have names that start with N even if they don't make a wordplay
>>
So... WHO WANTS TO BE CREEPED THE FUCK OUT?
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>>86901619
>crashzilla
>that edge design

I said holy shit out loud.
>>
Around Blacks, Watch your backs
>>
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>>86901676
H-he's fast!
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>>86901647
Oh now it's gross?
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>>86901613
Because reasons. And plot. These are clearly rational and well-thought out reasons that won't lead to more furry boobies.
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>>86901647
What what what

You leave Spyro out of this!

Also...
>more less strong

Love.
>>
I swear, becoming a furry makes you a fucking retard or something...
I mean, how do you NOT notice the kid with a fucking metal slab on his head as your son?

Also, double breastfeeding.
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>>86895397
>useless the hedgehog

Of course, how could I forget about him
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>>86901739
See, lesbians are hot.
Gay guys aren't.
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>>86901676
That tail, lol

>>86901704
>>86901739

Where were all of these "strikes"?

Hayai, indeed
>>
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>>86900344
We already declared him best husbando >>86897568, and I for one sincerely believed him to be an OC.

>>86900464
>>86901411
So it seems pretty clear at this point that a female character needed to be pregnant for pregnancy shenanigans of one sort or another. My question is, why Cora?

Just about every other good female character has already been established as a mother, but their children are extremely irrelevant. They only showed up on a couple panels and have only been mentioned since as a reason for the women to be in trouble with the men for not watching the babies like they should have been. That, and the "hey these infant twins look a lot like the teenage twins from 15-20 years in the future, what a weird coincidence" line that serves only to go over what we already know.

The human-trap-turned-catgirl-with-functioning-ovaries' baby was only ever seen on ONE panel, if I remember correctly. Why couldn't she, or the Jaguar, be the necessary surprise pregnant character? To shove that on Coco, a character who was established as being homosexual just a couple scenes before the pregnancy reveal, is just stupid. The comic even remarks on how strange it is that a lesbian wound up pregnant multiple times.

>>86901387
>Her clothes are only what remain of her.
Oh good.
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>>86901791
NAMES NAMES NAMES

IMMA DROPPIN EM

HOPE YOU REMEMBER ALL OF THESE FUCKERS

>there will be a quiz
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>>86901639
Get ready for the next villain N'Doul


Plese tell me SSC never did anything related to Jojo
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>>86901828
No.

NO NO NO

YOU ARE NOT JUST GONNA SKIP OVER JULIA AND STEPH JOUSTING ON WHAT LOOK LIKE LITTLE PANTHER CUBS.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
>>
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>>86901619
I'm not a lady, those don't exist on 4chan, and i'm neither interested in man, but I for one would find that quite amusing
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>>86901647
>Spyro transformed into a female
>Grinding reptilian tits into her prisoner whilst shaking breeding hips
Wow, how fucking cringy. Look at how poorly drawn it all is. How can anyone find this appealing, a-am I right guys?
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>>86901944
>what is belief in friendship
>>
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>>86901828
>First panel
Nani?
>>
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>>86901639
>tfw the Cortex game with N Tombed, N Tangled and some other mad scientists never got made
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>>86902016
Easy there, anon. Don't get all hot over a dragoness.
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>>86902042

>their clothes are gone AGAIN
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>>86902042
>All that's left of female character(s) is clothing
>"I think I might have known what happened to them".
Is Cortex becoming self-aware?
>>
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>>86902042
>Using a whiffle ball bat to knock out a potential rape victim

Well that's a new one.
>>
>>86902042
EVERY. TIME.
>>
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>>86902093
>this should be a cliche
if only he knew
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>>86902042
Why the fuck did they leave their clothes? I don't understand.
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>Going Super Saiyan to pimp slap a nigga

How ghetto
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>>86902124
They don't ever need them where they go.
>>
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>>86902143
Considering baby Cloud and future Cloud have no differences besides a small height gap...

ah why even bother
>>
Oh, how nice of you Cortex
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>This is still going
Jesus fuck
>>
>Senzu fruit
FUCKING REALLY?
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>>86902191
>Crash Bandicoot
>he's full of forgiveness
>>
>>
>>86902191
>That fucking apple

>>86902211
Oh never mind it's a Senzu Fruit.

>Alien who captures females as slaves
Oh wait so the removal of clothing actually had a purpose for once.
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>>86902211
Hey, Wumpa fruit, that takes me back...
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>Ass shots of Oxide
Because THAT's what this comic was missing, right?

>>86902179
Anon, stop before you hurt yourself
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>>86902211
I was going to make a joke about beans being the musical fruit.

Oh wait, there it is.
>>
....why couldn't you just come out with it being a fucking porn comic?
>>
DAFetishes.jpg
>>
...Yeah, that was thrilling, right?
>>
>>86902273
Who-

I can't. My brain is packed with useless fucks. Please, no more.
>>
>Another shower scene
SURE MISSED THIS, DIDN'T WE?
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>>86902305
>they're used to it
>this is now a mindbreak doujin
>>
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>>86902326
Necessary exposition!

Featuring fuzzy titties!

Brought to you by soul-crushing autism!
>>
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>>86902337
godfuckingdamnitalljesusfuckingchristeverytime

Someone make a loss edit out of all these clothes panels. Or I will.
>>
>>
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>>86902398
That is one emotional nipple.
>>
Huh, how practical, underling-not-named-Linda

>>86902330
............I don't think any doujin artist would touch this shit with a ten foot pole.
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>>86902326
Right after the rape prison, nice
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>>86902357
You're missing the pointless and anticlimactic fightscenes.
>>
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>>86902417
He punched Oxide with the underside of his fist.

What martial art is this!?
>>
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>>86902435
I'm not.

I'm not, and it hurts.
>>
Ah, Uka Uka you salty-ass nigga
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>I fear Heihachi has appeared at last soon
Suuuure, man. Suuuuuuuuuure.
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>>86902398
>he writes a letter saying that he's dead
>not even "if you're reading this I've died", just a letter telling you "I am dead"
>you actually believe him
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>>86902489
He has a point, though. His crew are blumbing idiots.

Buncha blumbers.
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>>86902507
>i believe your future kids have some...exposing to do

what did he mean by this
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>>86902385
do it, all this comic was missing is some tasteful buckley drama
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>>86902538
Porn
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Say hello to Heihachi - I mean Jinpachi - WHATEVER!
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>>86902521
>tropy

Oh, the bunny that appeared a total of once since he joined.

Super important character.
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>>86902398
>alright this is an emotional scene
>center on the armpit, throw in a breast for dramatic effect
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AND GUESS WHO HE BROUGHT ALONG FOR THE RIDE?
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O HAI SEPHIROTH
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>>86902575
Oh hey, that dragon dude.

But it's now time for MOTHERFUCKING HEIHACHI BANDICOOT.

NIGGA'S GOT A MOUTH IN HIS STOMACH SO HE CAN EAT YOUR DICK AND BALLS AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
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...So apparently this fucker knows Cybernetics.
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>>86902616
>evil crash as sephiroth
>mr bones, you can let me off now
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>>86902616
Hell Hell Syphilis
Lemon Grab
Lemon Squeeze

SEPHIROTH!!!
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>>86902521
>your sister is just a regular human with cat ears
>you're a kid born with metal parts and look like an abomination to both medical science and cybernetics

the genetics lottery was not kind to megamix's son
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>>86902639
pfft, i bet he doesn't even have a degree in cyborgology
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>>86902677
He is a blight in the eyes of the Omnissiah.
KILL.
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>>86902616
As someone who has never played Crash Bandicoot or watched a lot of DBZ, shit only now got real.

SEPHIROTH!
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>>86902678
The uselessness contained in that upper left panel..

I didn't think modern technology had yet reached the point it could handle such strain.
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>>86902616
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>>86902700
LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING BLUE LINES.

Yeah, if you needed any more evidence that there are way too many characters.
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>>86899159
Tails get trolled is actually good though
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>Super Saiyan Devil
Anyone have a Madara meme for this?
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>>86902655
Also got a lot of Frieza in there. Was defeated by the main character who went Super Saiyan for the first time, then floated in space and was rebuilt by cybergology.

>>86902742
Good shit.
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Jesus this is still going?
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>>86902798
Ok, I don't usually point out drawing errors. After all..yeah.

But, the hilt of Crash's crystal sword compared to the blade..

Nigga, you broked'd it.
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>Do you think many insects like you can defeat a dinosaur?
Did they open the door?
Did they get on the floor?
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>>86902834
And it gets worse when you remember Cyber Frieza was already covered when Tiny came back.

SSC didn't just rip a story arc once. No no, once is not enough. LET'S GO FOR TWO!
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>Snakelike Creature
>That

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>86902889
>heihachi releases his power
>no earth shaking
>no flashy lights
>no aura
>just him shitting himself

I laffed.
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>>86902846
>MR. BONES (V.O.): The ride never ends!
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>>86902956
>see how much of a snake I am
so, not very much of a snake?
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MEGAMIX NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>86902956
My god.

SSC has illustrated a perfect resemblance of the Lovecraftian Shitposting Serpent.

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A JOB.
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CLOTHESPLOSION
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>>86902774
That is true. It has hit a sort of threshold from funny bad to making me genuinely curious to see what they do next. I picked it more because it fits in that same category of bizarre web comic.
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>>86903013
I wasn't ready for these feels.

Megamix is the badly drawn hero we need.
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>>86903034
As we all know, nudity is a female's final form.
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>>86903060
B-but heroes can't die!
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For the last week I've basically been an emotionless lump and just morose and angry.

This thread has been the happiest I've been in forever.
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>>86902825
Is there any anime character who could defeat Evil Crash?

And I'm not talking about Nega Crash from Twinsanity, nor am I talking about the Evil Crash from the opening of the unaltered future of Crash Retold, nor am I talking about Evil Crash with the Evil Buster Sword, nor am I talking about Evil Crash with the demon gene.

I'm talking about Evil Crash from the 10th dimension in the altered timeline with the full unleashed power of the demon gene while using the power of the crystals to unleash kaioken X100 and wielding the Masamune after training in Bandicoot Hell with Heihachi the Forbidden Bandicoot after while in Super Bandicoot Devil Super Bandicoot 2 mode after receiving space cybergology upgrades to become the most awesome force in the universe from the waist down-because he has robot legs, you see.
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>>86903087
What is this basic ass shit? The other form was cooler, and edgier.
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>>86903087
They always live forever, anon.

IN OUR HEARTS!!!

>so this is spiral power..
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>>86903105
Thank you, anon. I love you.

FULL HOMO.
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>>86903152
>it only make this battle even better than ever

Yah man, yah.
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OH HOW ANTICLIMACTIC
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>>86902911
>that flaming eye

did he really rip off Black Rock Shooter
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>>86903214
Don't be jelly that you can't follow his meticulously detailed combat sequences.
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>>86902994
>>86903013
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>>86903300
'Til we meet again, you magnificently hideous bastard.

>F
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>>86903300
>>86903333
Double dubs and quads confirm, he shall be missed.
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>>86902678
Wait, who the fuck is that guy on the top left? I know he was in this earlier, but does he even have a name?
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>>86902489
>Not even drawing the canon characters anymore
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>>86903496
Which, the humie or Useless the Hedgehog?

>Nobody could beat the spinning lariat
I see Heihachi has been taking lessons from Mike Haggar.
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>>86903496
Din, the avatar of worthlessness.
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>>86903569
Human. I recognize the hedgehog one is the one that does nothing other than wear headphones.
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>>86903569
Bro, spinning lariat is god-tier technique.

Who transformed into the pink rainbow MLP reject?
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>>86903603
I think his name's like Jack or something generic like that.
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>>86902211
I'm glad he knows what a stake is. I'm proud of him.
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>>86903637
I don't care about any of these new future kids. Not a single iota. At least Cloud and Jasmine were introduced at a time when I was still halfway capable of processing this.
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>>86903589
>does nothing
>take damage

why am I not surprised he's friends with Useless the Hedgehog
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Dude, why'd you wipe with your hand?
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>>86903736
Oh god no. Not this trope. Please, for the shake of my remaining brains.
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...Reminder that a demon is killing his friends while these two fuck in heaven.

WHAT HEROES
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I am not ashamed when I say that they should have kept fucking. Maybe we would've lost a few of the OC Brigade too. I'd have loved to see them die.
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>>86903677
>A headband is the only thing that protects him from going full satan.
You would think it would be something a bit harder to take off.
>>86903776
>The demon gene was just some goo.
Fucking Christ
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>>86903776
If everyone and their kid can go Super, the "Super Realm" isn't a very exclusive club.

Those god crystals are hosed.
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Aw, lookit all them sprankles.
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NOXIOUS FART CLOUD NO JUTSU
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>>86903829
Sheeeeit, they're firing at ALL will.
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>>86903807
Blame that fat furry Oprah SSC
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>>86903847
I think Heihachi just tentacle raped everyone, cementing his status as world's bestest villain.
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>>86903755
>>86903776
>>86903786
is that the background from Soul Calibur

>captcha: hedge ripp

I hope that this is a sign that Din dies
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This is it, niggas and niggettes!
SUPER BANDICOOT 3!
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>>86903866
>you cost me my power to give me unstoppable

Oh, you.
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>>86903866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s2Ksz7rpck
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>>86903878
Yes
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>>86903880
aw, does this mean no majin buundicoot saga?

>i'm sorry
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>>86903880
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>>86903930
Now this is beautiful.
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>>86897101
MOAR
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ANOTHER FRIEZA
Jesus man, has your brain ever left Namek?
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>>86903939
Wait, I'm losing it. How long have the girls' tits been out? I'd hate to think I've become desensitized already.
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>>86903948
>Crosserdog alive

goddammit why
he's just as useless as Din is
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>>86903987
Who isn't useless when you've got a team of 30+ retards?
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>>86903961
>>86903978

even down to the "YOU FOOOOOOOOOOL"

jesus christ
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>>86903880
Why they're impressed? The blue naked guy mentions Dragon Ball Z, they should just expect this already
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>>86903987
Because no hero can ever die.

Not even Megamix.
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>>86903930
Looking through this comic and seeing that page was so jarring.
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>>86904017
>spy from the government

but how? you haven't established that one even exists
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>>86904007
But, writing original dialogue is hard~.

Especially when your grasp of English is about equal to that of a bandicoot.
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>Image limit reached
FUCK

All you need to know is that everyone's happy and/or married with kid and Cortex and the dragonslut are in jail.

THE END.
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>>86904032
He's just trying to fancy up Megamix's actual hobby of peeking through the windows of furry sluts across the globe.
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>>86904058
Yaaaaaay I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED.

I HATE YOU ALL AND I WILL BE CURSING YOU WITH EVERY BIT OF MY DREAM POWER. FUCKERS.

>thanks anons. this was something that needed to be experienced. looking forward to pt 3.
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>>86904017
>travel around the world

I'm sure countries will be honored to be visited by the most useless entities on the planet
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>>86904058
I went to his DA to see those last pages

What percentage of the followers in DA ironically enjoy this? It makes me worried
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Someone should ask the poor soul who decides to storytime part three of this epic saga to include the final pages of this story that weren't posted.
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>>86904173

I don't know if liking it ironically is worse than liking it unironically.
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>>86903829
Heihachi looks like he found out his son got a B-
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>>86903930
This is perfection.
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>>86902928
>>86902956
>Quotes Jafar for some reason
>Doesn't even turn into a snake

I don't know what I expected.

>>86904058
So, I guess all this stuff about Oxide getting his memories wiped and being forced to work for Clara who wants to defeat Cortex for being more popular than her in school, and her evil plan to defeat Cortex and the other heroes from her alien base... That's just not going to be resolved, is it?

Same thing with the God Crystals that only Aku Aku, Uka Uka Julia and Crash know about. That's not going to come up again either, even though it's hinted at that should an evil person find them they could conquer the world? Why throw it in at the end if you're not going to have use it for some future purpose? Also, why the fuck didn't Uka Uka just use those in the first place? Also, what even is the point of Uka Uka and Cortex anyway. They're just minor villains who pop up over and over again and accomplish nothing.

Of course, that really is just the tip of the iceberg of everything that's wrong here, but if you're going to introduce new plot elements and say they're going to factor in later, they should... factor in later.
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