Hussie removed the news post. What did he mean by this?
>>86886283
It means part of old Huss is still there- the troll.
It's there, but the site is janky and only displays it under some pages. It's sad how on top of everything else he's forgotten how to operate his website.
>>86886335
>>86886375
Oh, I guess that's gone too.
So I'm pretty late to the party and honestly just finished reading this.
Exactly why is the ending so controversial? Like yeah, it could've been better. But it was far from the "awful horrible evil spit in the fans' faces" type ending I was expecting from you guys.
I will say I preferred the pre-retcon versions of the scourge sisters but eh, there're worse things.
>>86886732
It just felt very truncated.
Character arcs got half-assed and felt like they were cut off early on, subplots derailed near the end and felt completely pointless, and going further back, pretty much the entirety of Act 6 was superfluous bloat. I 100% believe that the comic could have been completed much more satisfyingly without the Alpha Kids or the Dancestors, and possibly without Calliope and Caliborn too.
Collide was GOAT though.
>>86886760
Ugly.
>>86886761
These were my thought spretty much as well. Maybe I wasn't so upsetted by it because it was expecting something truly terrible.
Just adding Nepeat to Davesprite comes to mind for halfassing a character arc. Plus characters like Jane didn't go anywhere.
And adding in a Rosesprite was pretty superfluous and once jaspersprite got in the mix she became OBNOXIOUS.
>>86886808
>once jaspersprite got in the mix she became OBNOXIOUS.
You mean sexy.
>>86886732
Everything seemed like it was building up to something but it wasn't.
Instead things happened and then they stopped happening.
>>86886795
No, you are ugly. Kanaya's gorgeous.
>>86886732
>"awful horrible evil spit in the fans' faces" type ending
No, it really was that.
>Vriska coming back and solving everything.
How could that be fucking anything but that?
>>86886835
Sure lol.
>>86886808
Yeah, the Sprites^2 and the Trollsprites were the fucking worst. They epitomised the "uh, shit, let's throw in some more characters because that's what people like about this comic, right" that Homestuck had near the end.
Frankly, most of Homestuck's greatness, and almost all of its flaws, come from the fact that it was written on the fly, with no real plan other than a vague endgoal.
>>86886853
She was in some weird fucking way. Literally a catgirl.
>>86886845
Yeah it was kinda like fluffing it out to an end we knew was coming.
>>86886851
I'm sorry you feel that way, I think an awful ending would've been worse. I still feel it was mediocre though.
I think the whole Vriska thing was Hussie wanted to just be done with it all and just sorta rushed it...
>>86886851
Also, outta curiosity, how would you have changed it? ( just a small rundown.)
I honestly think the bar is set pretty low given the actual ending, but I'm very curious!
>>86886849
Ugly whore.
>>86886898
Proof?
Arguments?
Anything to back that up?
>>86886871
>I think the whole Vriska thing was Hussie wanted to just be done with it all and just sorta rushed it...
I mean, the Hiveswap bullshit gave Hussie what was probably the worst year of his life. I can't honestly blame him that much.
>>86886922
Neither do I. I'm really looking forward to it! (This may backfire heavily but whatever it's how I feel yo.)
>>86886903
Ugly whore with stinky armpits.
>>86886916
Read the fucking comic.
>>86886871
>I think the whole Vriska thing was Hussie wanted to just be done with it all and just sorta rushed it...
She literally didn't need to be there though. The kids could have done it themselves. That's not a fucking excuse.
>>86886888
A ton of shit. Billions of things. A whole fanfic worth of things.
>>86886934
What is in the comic that can prove that Kanaya is an ugly whore?
>>86886859
>Sprites^2 and the Trollsprites were the fucking worst. They epitomised the "uh, shit, let's throw in some more characters because that's what people like about this comic, right"
The ^2 sprites were there for like, 1% of the comic so there's no use complaining about them- they also introduced LOL ULTIMATE SELVES which, while bad, was still a thing. The troll sprites helped tie up a lot of arcs and lead into a lot of decent things(mainly talking about ARquius and Erisol), but again, they're side characters so they're not much use complaining about them.
>he obviously threw in characters for no reason but it was also planned lol
You have meme logic.
>>86886916
She attracts autists like you for one.
>>86886983
>Jade didn't rip a doggy fart in his face.
Clearly you don't know what you're doing.
>i used your underwear as a towel instead
No joke, this is awful writing.
>>86886990
So? Just because someone attracts bad people it doesn't mean that they are bad people too. Look at Tavros for example.
>>86886968
It is a visual story.
YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS.
>>86886978
>The ^2 sprites were there for like, 1% of the comic so there's no use complaining about them- they also introduced LOL ULTIMATE SELVES which, while bad, was still a thing.
They weren't that bad on their own, they just added to the already bloated list of characters and dredged up stuff that didn't really need to be brought back. The time spent on them could have been better used completing the development of the major characters.
>he obviously threw in characters for no reason but it was also planned lol
>You have meme logic.
Literally where did I say it was planned.
>>86887022
Tavros was attractive to Vriska because she wanted to abuse him. You people are genuinely attracted to Kanaya which makes her an earnest magnet for shit; she is cancer.
>>86887010
A fartfag not liking my work is the highest praise I could possibly receive.
>>86887010
Oh great, it's you again.
>>86887041
Just look at her ugly face.
>>86886938
I agree with the your Vriska thing, geez.
You can't even humor a conversation? Personally if I were to keep the alpha kids one thing I would change is how Jane's character arc just never is touched upon after becoming god tier. See? I mentioned one thing. I know there're a lot more but c'mon?
>>86887047
They had literally no time given to them though. Jane was completely lost by then.
This might be a stretch but saying he did it "cuz more characters lol" seems like there would be a decent amount of thought put into it- as opposed to none at all.
>>86887051
No she isn't, Karkat is the one that's actually cancer.
>>86887068
What's wrong with it?
>>86886983
That does bring up a good point, you'd think the earth being fast-forwarded would produce some weird results in terms of animal life.
>>86887056
Not a gurofag? Come on, that's fucked up. But, really, it's a meme. And it's a meme specifically designed to annoy Jadefags.
>>86887065
Yeah, fuck your fluff.
>>86886978
Not who you responded to btw. You're right about 1% part, but I still felt taken aback by Jasprosesprite jumping around and having an inner dilemma that had to be talking out with Davepetasprite.
>>86887086
She is cancer in the purest form.
>>86887097
>annoy
I wouldn't really call you acting retarded on purpose annoying. Katnep spam is annoying, you're just kind of cringey to watch.
>>86887097
>i-it's a meme guys I swear
Uh huh, tell me more fartfag.
>>86886983
could you do something that isn't davejade for once?
>>86887113
How so? And don't you say it's just because she attracts bad people.
>>86887135
K, how aboutJohnRose
>>86886732
Hussie belabored this in newsposts throughout Act 6, the difference between archival and serial reading. For the fans who were there for the ride of the updates, and the undeniably RIDICULOUS hiatuses (especially in hindsight, considering what they ended up actually producing), the end was absolutely a slap in the face. We had poured over everything for YEARS of hiatus, and were really just waiting with baited breath for Hussie to give us the final twist or at least the explanation of the last few huge mysteries in a 'straight' story. And Hussie, and everyone else involved in the production, absolutely knew this, when they gave us nothing. No last-minute twist, and not even answers to anything. It was just a pretty animation (not two fucking years of hiatus pretty) showing a few key scenes already very well established as having happened but not previously shown. It didn't answer shit.
We still do not know what the House Juju actually does, and maybe never will. We only have conjecture, which leaves several equally valid but absolutely irreconcilable alternatives, with massively different outcomes for all the main characters. Literally all the kids and trolls could be FUCKING DEAD, or the beta kids could end up TRAPPED FOREVER IN A BLACK HOLE OUTSIDE OF SPACETIME, or fucked up time shenanigans could have produced a BATTLE WITH LEGIT LORD ENGLISH AT THE VICTORY PLATFORM, or ALL OF ACT 7 WAS CALIBORNS IN-UNIVERSE CREATION, possibly with related META BULLSHIT WHERE 'HOMESTUCK HAD TO END WITHOUT RESOLUTION, TO TRAP ENGLISH'.
FUCKING SHIT HUSSIE.
>>86887172
Stop posting this ugly slut.
>>86886851
>Vriska coming back and solving everything.
No she didn't, her plan ended up being irrelevant and her contribution to the fight was fending off Hussie.
>>86887148
>he's a karkat's shipping chart shipper
>>86887072
This is fanfiction-tier stuff but.
>The post-retcon stuff is an illusion created by Calliope
>Time travel, time travel, and more time travel...
>Kill all of the Alpha kids.
>Make sure the Earth doesn't get destroyed.
>Fuck around with parallel universes.
>Separate the kids from the trolls.
>Explore Sburb, Ectobiology, biology Classpects.
>More species
>Revive all of the Alpha trolls.
>Kill most off again.
>Have a bunch of smaller sessions go wrong in the background leading to larger consequences.
>Elaborate on trolls' usage in the more grand scheme of things.
>Revive all of the Beta trolls.
>Have the kids more actively break the game.
>Have the original Lord English be just a ruse- the real Lord English is the mutant child of a Lord English'd Calliope and Caliborn
>Have Bec become an anti-hero centered around saving NPC's (craziest idea here)
>Have Bec flip his shit and get corrupted by the Horrorterrors
>Have Doc merge himself with Bec after realizing that he can't control everything and thus wanted to destroy the kids' multisession (their multiverse basically) (tying into the whole maturity theme of the comic- didn't grow or work for anything, had omnipotence be a crutch, devolve after losing control, ties into Dave, Dirk and Bro, etc, etc)
>Have Doc be revealed to be a minor player (a multisession guide) all along because there are multiple multiverses.
That's just the general gist of it.
Is Alina James working on Hiveswap?
>>86887209
She literally killed Lord English.
>>86887197
No.
>>86887212
Otherwise known as "people with taste"
>>86887115
How am I cringey, man? I barely do this. That hurts desu. And desu, I did sound like a /b/tard in that post.
>>86887125
Whatever, man.
>>86887215
Dude, some of those ideas are pretty tight ngl
>>86887101
Tbh that could double as character development for Rose.
>>86887225
I agree with you, but because we don't actually see it you're gonna have someone out there who will argue this with you.
>>86887248
You know those posts about Yoshi pooping eggs?
You sound like that. But serious.
>>86887276
Also, Vriskagram and shit.
>>86887273
touche.
>>86887279
I wasn't trying to be serious........
>they got together
>they probably fuck like crazy
>but are so non-characters by the end that it didn't matter
The biggest problem with the end is like HIMYM in that a lot of character stuff that they had built up was thrown out/ignored and they had to fit an idea they had for they ending that they thought of years ago. instead of changing it so it fits the thing as it was at the end they just go ahead with the original despite how little sense it makes at that time
>>86887313
Well all those carapacians in can town had to come from somewhere
>>86887252
Which ones specifically? Which ones suck?
And there would be a subplot about an alternate multiverse where the very mechanics of Sburb would be completely different and they would Ectobiologically developed mutants of humans and trolls to play the game but things go awry with their biology ( Karkat's Blood powers) and they become aware of alternate dimensions and start to fuck around with it.
There's a ton of shit I didn't go into.
The biggest problem I see is the character bloat, I've projected about, like 60 of them and while most will play minor roles/die very quickly I don't know how to incorporate that kind of stuff well. And I'm also insecure about dialogue and my ability to pace and generally spread the plot's big moments.
I've talked about this in the threads before desu.
>>86887313
She died too.
>>86887397
We literally saw her in the end with WV on the new earth.
>>86887418
Vriska ate her.
>>86887442
Smelly idiot.
>>86887442
What do you get out of endless image reposting?
>>86887453
Autismbux.
>>86887448
No, you.
>>86887453
Autistic satisfaction.
>>86887465
Kanaya eats her own shit for breakfast.
>>86887476
Do trolls even shit?
>>86887215
>Revive all of the Alpha trolls.
possibly the shittest ending idea I've ever seen, even if you then kill them off
>>86887486
Yes, obviously, they have toilets and need to eat. What a dumb motherfucking question,
>>86887501
>Giving development to underutilized characters is bad
Why?
I'd mostly like to see how their original session actually played out then reset it (that's another thing) to see how it'd work with the other characters in new circumstances. Again, sideplots, sideplots, sideplots.
And this is less of an ending- more like another Act 5.
>>86887552
I want to crush her.
>>86887541
the cast is already crowded, bringing the alpha trolls into things in the first place was a bad idea, spending time on them would be way worse
>>86887552
>>86887571
Seconded.
I do not like homestuck but I love his TNG edits which I find out he is still doing.
>>86887599
he doesn't actually do the editing of those though
>>86887572
Was it really crowded by the end of Act 6? Kanaya, Karkat, Terezi, John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jane, and Calliope. The rest are non-characters.
There's so much you can do with them and I won't make the same mistake Hussie did- I wouldn't spend extended time on them, I'd frequently switch to something else, and I'd tell it non-linearly. If they have use, aren't a burden to read, and become interesting then I see no problem with trying to make them relevant again.
Vriska >>>>>>>> Karkat
L8L
>>86887719
Vriskaposting is still somehow less annoying than waifufags. Keep at it, Vriskaposters. You guys are gr8.
>>86887892
She looks autistic.
>>86887892
What a fucking moron.
>>86886732
I mean we kind of knew what was going to happen before the end even started. John was going to use his retcon powers to bring the kids to caliborn after beating the game, the masterpiece would happen, kids would get trapped in juju while caliborn gets trapped in cal who becomes doc scratch who becomes Lord English. Vriska gets juju and brings it to le to fight him with. Just for some reason hussie decided to not show us the final fight
>>86887945
>Vriska gets juju and brings it to le to fight him with. Just for some reason hussie decided to not show us the final fight
DUDE ANIME LMAO
>>86888224
Yes, that awful anime trope of showing how the story ends. Fucking weebs.
>>86889200
No, I was implying that the stylistic choice of flashy anime bullshit severally limited the ability to properly fold up the story because of how time-consuming it was to make. Dumbo.
>>86889353
I am not a clever man.
>>86889408
No, Anon, I love you. Everytime I see someone reply with this picture that has the filename "Sexy Beast", I know it's you; and I know the posts connecting to the response that uses that picture are you too. And the posts you make before, after, and during the use of this file in the threads are always quality and exemplify great tastes. You are in fact, one of my favorite recognizable Anons. You are simply one of the best.
>>86887125
nuhhhhhh dont post hoshime, i'll die of blood rushing to my cock
>>86886283
>Hussie removed the news post.
What did it say?
>>86889514
>>86889519
Epilogue release date and Hiveswap release date. Though it's not actually gone.>>86886375
>>86889519
It's still there, just choose a new page, it's not on the homepage for some reason.
>>86889476
I wish I had that drawing of two neck beards making flirty posts to each other.
>>86889545
Is she pooping?
>>86889545
>Good dog
>No ears
Fucking lies.
>>86889563
I'm not flirting with him and I'm no neckbeard! I'm just complimenting his patrician tastes and his awesome posts!
>>86889545
im gonna cum
>>86889581
Stealing miracles like a motherfucking thief.
>>86889581
She grew her hair out and they're lying flat against her head.
>>86889715
She cut them off so the lynch mob wouldn't go after her.
>>86889736
But in new earth, dog people are the equivalent of white people.
I'm surprised no one ever made an Undertale version of the Baby is You.
>>86889794
So there are still lynch mobs against them?
>>86889831
I would kill myself if they did.
>>86889848
Only in Baltimore
>>86889931
Also known as Can Town also known as the most major political center of nuAlternia.
>>86889968
>nuAlternia
Pff, Karkat wishes
>that one homestuck episode where karkat gets addicted with roleplaying games
>he becomes a raging min-maxer
>his friends try to save him before he turns into a friendless loser
>they go to Vriska's hive and laugh at her attempts at socializing
>karkat gets cured from his autism and nepeta gives him a blowjob
>the end
>>86890123
And so does Vriska. The Holy ghost of Vriska demands more needless bloodshed!
>>86890657
I want her to die.
>>86890760
Isn't Kanaya kind of immortal because of her Rainbow Drinker powers?
>>86890808
Getting blasted by laserbeams seems to be her weakness.
>>86890851
Well, but she was completely vaporized in that case, there was not a single part of her body remaining. I think that she sort of has a healing power like wolverine or something, so as long as there's at least one of her cells remaining she can regenerate.
>>86890657
can you stop posting its making the thread look ugly
Current status of horns: figured out how to map textures to a tapered spiral, but somehow got stuck in ultra shiny mode and can't turn it off
But before I go any further, how is the shape? I figured out after last time the horns were actually backwards.
>>86890901
Curious, I was about to say the same about you.
>>86890897
I think it just resurrected her for "lol reasons". I think she covered up her stomach because she couldn't heal it/didn't heal it yet. It's not super fast like Wolverine.
>>86890937
>>86891041
Kanayafags can't even get something as simple as this right.
>>86890931
Slightly longer, I think.
>>86891450
Pathetic.
>>86891450
>>86891486
Please don't cyberbully me.
>>86891523
Kanayaposters deserve it.
>>86891508
Kill yourself.
>>86891547
No one deserves to.
I've been meaning to :^).
>>86891618
Kanayaposters aren't human.
Do it.
>>86887639
I mean, can we even consider the non-Roxy alphas to be delveloped characters. Honestly they just ripped off the beta kids on terms of personality and design.
>>86891637
Yes they are.
You first.
>>86891466
as in, more curled? here's a side view for extra reference
>>86891640
>the non-Roxy alphas to be delveloped characters.
*non-Dirk. Roxy is an incredibly undeveloped character, dude.
*developed
>. Honestly they just ripped off the beta kids on terms of personality
Only Jane.
>and design.
Irrelevant.
>>86891669
>>86891669
Longer going down and more curled.
>>86891648
They aren't. They're scum. Just fucking stop.
No, you.
>>86891674
Please, for the love of God, kill yourself.
>>86891696
I don't get what you mean by longer going down, keep in mind if it's anything to do with where it sits on the head that's something you can adjust in game
>>86891721
No.
>>86891773
No, starting point stays the same- it just ended further down on her head a bit.
>>86891850
Yes.
>>86891887
Maybe.
lol why would you even like kanaya
>no personality
>cucked by everyone
>boring lesbian relationship with no conflict whatsoever
>her 'interests' like fashion are mentioned like 3 times
>tumblr fan pandering
>can be linked to the decline of the comic and hussie's writing. see above
>never says anything interesting and is boring as fuck
>linked to the decline of rose going from a relevant and interesting character to an irrelevant cutout lesbian
>potentially interesting things like the matriorb or being a blood drinker go nowhere
>objectively a failure at taking care of herself and others
>does not grow as a character in any way
>most of the art is tumblr tier
>same for her porn
not only that but liking her instantly marks you as either a turboaspie or a self-inserting dyke
>>86891902
Absolutely.
>>86892047
A million times this. These threads have made me hate Kanaya; why would Kanaya posters want this?
>>86892159
Easy, they don't actually like her. They just want everyone to hate her as much as they do.
And by gum, it's working.
>>86892364
The anti-Kanaya conspiracy is confirmed! Who is behind this all?John?
>>86892410
Kanayaposting makes me want to die.
>>86892047
>boring lesbian relationship with no conflict whatsoever
there used to be conflict before the retcon
>>86892047
>no personality
She has a personality, she's caring, motherly, kind of a pushover, nosy and naive
>cucked by everyone
How so?
>boring lesbian relationship with no conflict whatsoever
I agree with this, rosemary was a mistake
>her 'interests' like fashion are mentioned like 3 times
Wasted potential unfortunately, the fact that she is a fashionista was one of the things that I like most about Kanaya
>tumblr fan pandering
How so?
>can be linked to the decline of the comic and hussie's writing. see above
I think that the comic started to decline when the tickster arc happened
>never says anything interesting and is boring as fuck
Fuck you that's a lie, her dialogue is pretty entertaining and made me laugh out loud plenty of times
>linked to the decline of rose going from a relevant and interesting character to an irrelevant cutout lesbian
I think that started more when she descended into grimdumb mode
>potentially interesting things like the matriorb or being a blood drinker go nowhere
>objectively a failure at taking care of herself and others
How so?
>does not grow as a character in any way
She was a pushover, but hen she learned how to be assertive and not to always follow the others thanks to Eridan
>most of the art is tumblr tier
>same for her porn
That's subjective
>not only that but liking her instantly marks you as either a turboaspie or a self-inserting dyke
Hmm, I guess I'm an aspie then. Sorry, but I think that Kanaya is a good character and I doubt that you can convince me otherwise
>>86892464
The alcoholism was barely a thing.
>>86892441
Do It Then
>>86892478
>>tumblr fan pandering
>How so?
>boring lesbian relationship with no conflict whatsoever
>Matriob
Literally doesn't do anything with it.
>Blood drinker
Just revives her. Literally it.
>objectively a failure at taking care of others and herself
Got herself and one of her friends killed. Her motherly attitude didn't prevent jack shit from happening.
>Bullshitting up an arc.
No, she died and then got revenge on Eridan because she was a dumbass. That's it.
I hate Kanaya so fucking much now. Yes, you're a fucking aspie retard and I'm sick of you spamming your shit character.
>>86892495
FUCK OFF, ALREADY.
>>86892668
I never thought I'd be glad to see Nepeta.
>>86892547
>>Matriob
>Literally doesn't do anything with it.
>>Blood drinker
Yeah, Kanaya has a lot of wasted potential
>objectively a failure at taking care of others and herself
But what got herself killed was the fact that she cared and took care of Eridan by making him his white wand of science
>>Bullshitting up an arc.
No, she died and then got revenge on Eridan because she was a dumbass. That's it.
No you silly anon, she was everyone's third wheel, the person thatt everyone talked to when they had problems, but eridan was an annoying little fuck that made her put her foot down and was assertive by taking her revenge by killing him.
I know that I'm an awful, autistic and retarded person, Anonymous, but sorry, no can do.
>>86892777
smexy
>>86892752
>But what got herself killed was the fact that she cared and took care of Eridan by making him his white wand of science
Which ultimately helped care for nobody. She did nothing for the group as a whole and failed to improve or properly comfort anyone. She's a failure.
This "arc" is basically just symbolic. The only real change after killing Eridan is her going "grrr me want to kill more baddies" occasionally and then trying to kill baddies. Nothing about her general personality changed for the better.
Stop fucking talking about Kanaya.
>>86892775
Thank you for this.
>>86892777
Fuck you for this.
>>86892871
>>86892871
>the person thatt everyone talked to when they had problems, but eridan was an annoying little fuck that made her put her foot down and was assertive by taking her revenge by killing him.
Also, if you really think all of that was covered by her getting revenge then you're retarded. She didn't become an ounce more assertive post-resurrection, she just went "grrrr baddies."
>>86892752
>>86892913
Fuck, meant to send this to you again.
>>86892913
>>86892913
In fact, after killing Eridan she didn't change a bit. She just went "grrr baddies" and that's it.
>>86892945
What? I just said this? Why did you repeat me? And link my one post twice?
>>86892871
>>86892913
>>86892945
But it changed, she went from "me want to help team" from "grr baddies" as you would say
Taht's some fucking progress, she learned to be more assertive and to be more involved
And you were the one that started talking about her, screw you man
>>86886907
do you have any more cutouts?
>>86892982
She learned nothing, she just learned to be a person who goes "grrr baddies" on regular basis.
>>86893015
As I said, that's something, she learned to be more involved, bla bla bla etc...
>>86892982
She still keeps her motherly nature ("me want help team") and everything else about her personality. Now she just wants to fuck shit up too. That's not good or interesting character development- it can barely even be considered that.
>And you were the one that started talking about her, screw you man
In general.
>>86893040
She really didn't and if she really did just devolve into "grrr baddies" in your eyes that was what counted as character development to you, it's the most juvenile form of character development possible. >more involved bla bla
Projecting things that were barely in the story.
>DUDE BADDIES LMAO.
>>86892478
>that's subjective
Oh really faggot? It's subjective?First page from palheal. Go ahead and defend this
>>86893105
For me is, and no you were the one that started by asking why people liked her to ehich I replied
>>86893133
I bet that you just uploaded that to paheal to spite me :^)
>>86886761
Dont pretend that the series has been well written. If you think that the Character arcs wouldnt get half arsed thats on you for having delusions on how good the writing had been up to that point.
>>86893171
lol check the date fucktard
no wonder you can't piece together that rosemary is tumblr pandering. I bet you think dave x karkat was done because hussie thought it would add to the story
>>86893328
Oh shit I forgot about that sorry
But yeah, I'm starting to see what you meant with "pandering"
Hussie needed his shekels right?
>>86893328
>rosemary is tumblr pandering
What does this even MEAN.
So what has Hussie actually been doing? His next project? Some kind oflong too latere-rendition of homestuck?
Some actual, real work somewhere as a writer/manager?
To the anons who were arguing about grub sauce yesterday...
>>86878640
>>86879430
grubsauce IS made of grubs.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006610
I'm sure most of you don't read the davekat parts anymore, but grubsauce IS made of grubs
Also their paint is too, which you can find in the "Seek the highb100d" walk around.
"Alternian paint sets are manufactured with the pigment from the blood of culled wigglers.
Which... is pretty pawful, when you think about it!"
It's important to note that grubs are not necessarily wigglers, and may just be the same grubs that make up sollux's computers and stuff.
>>86893617
fuck i forgot the grubsauce quote
DAVE: no mayo is like grub sauce but without grubs
KARKAT: WHO THE FUCK EVER HEARD OF GRUB SAUCE WITHOUT GRUBS??? WHAT'S IT MADE OF THEN GENIUS!
>>86893484
It means shoehorning lesbian or gay relationships into comics for the sake of appearing trendy and progressive is a bullshit way to increase the popularity of your comic/cartoon. Like >>86893365 said, they do it for the shekels
Sorry for the slow response, I was looking for this
>>86886732
>So I'm pretty late to the party and honestly just finished reading this.
This is why you don't understand why the ending was as bad as it was. He strung the rest of us along for years.
>>86893617
but why would they eat their own grubs? that doesn't make sense
>>86893755
arabia..?
>>86893760
maybe they aren't their own grubs!
or maybe trolls really ARE fucked up.
>>86893702
>Ménage à 3
Wasn't that always a comic about sex-related shenanigans and hijinks?
>>86893772
No silly! Kanaya! Look at her eyes!
>>86893702
But was Rosemary really shoehorned it?
At least it had build-up and Kanaya actually got the relationship she wanted.
>>86887209
She stopped Rose's drinking problem, stopped Terezi from being down with the clown, stopped Dave and Karkat fighting, etc
>>86893919
>But was Rosemary really shoehorned it?
Yes. It was shit.
>>86887212
>not seeing the John/Rose setup
I hate how Hussie derailed her entire character for Roemary. Most obnoxious ship.
>>86893919
I'd be inclined to agree with you if it weren't for the fact that there is no conflict in their relationship whatsoever. It's like Rosemary is just this constant lesbian couple that's just there for no reason except to be there. Bad writing aside, the fact that it has no relevance, but keeps getting referenced like "hey tumblr! we're still here!" seems suspicious
>>86893061
Is this from that petstuck au, or is this just a furry Kanaya?
>>86894316
To be frank, I have no idea.
I think it's just a furry Kan though
>>86886732
it's not the ending in and of itself, it's everything leading up to it and the timescale of the whole thing. if he was going to do some kind of soft cancellation type of "i'm sick of working on this shit" ending he should have released it years ago instead of wasting people's time/money.
>>86893171
>d no you were the one that started by asking why people liked her to ehich I replied
That wasn't meme. Plus I'm just sick of Kanaya in general.
>>86895844
It's got better worldbuilding than Homestuck itself, even if the sex blows if you don't have an egg fetish
>>86886283
I still see it.
>>86886732
It took
SEVEN
FUCKING
YEARS
And the majority of that was spent on Act 6, by far the weakest Act. Nothing but brilliance was going to redeem it in most of our eyes.
>>86896633
>basically the same crazy pretentious meta wank
Do you mean this in a positive way again, Anon?
>>86896753
I mean it in a value-neutral way.
Crazy pretentious meta wank can be awesome (see House of Leaves) or terrible (see Homestuck).
>>86896819
>or terrible (see Homestuck).
WTF, I hate Homestuck now.
Homestuck did it well, Anon, come on.
>>86896940
It absolutely did it terribly, because it didn't have any direction or point in mind. It was just meta for the sake of being meta, often to the detriment of the story.
I like Kanaya and think Kanayaposter posts cute art.
Fight me.
>>86897029
Kanayaposting is fine in moderation. The problem is that Kanayaposter fills every fucking thread with it.
>>86897009
I'm talking pre-act 6 (of course), Anon. Don't be a dingus.
>>86897077
I would agree that pre-A6 meta was done well. But Act 6 is half (!!!) of Homestuck's total length, and it didn't do it well at all.
Will someone please explain what Andrew Hussie meant by this?
VRISKA IS A FAT DUMB WHORE.
>>86897127
THICK
FUCHSIA
PUSSY
>>86897124
Jade had a hard life.
Aranea was the tragic hero of act six.
I'm going to post some Aranea.
>>86897234
>>86897257
>>86897279
>tfw everyone hated you, then you died
>>86897312
>>86896633
>Detective Pony by sonnetstuck.
Oh man, this is exactly the kind of thing I mean.
I actually wondered if someone did the whole book but never bothered googling around because clearly that would have been Too Crazy and they'd quit after a few pages. I need to readjust my expectations of Homestuck fans.
ARANEA IS A FAT DUMB WHORE AS WELL.
>>86897341
>>86897353
It's pretty good, I highly recommend it
>>86897367
Go away, Cali8orn. You're the least developed villain in Homestuck, and one of them is literally an armless furry.
>>86897375
>>86892047
You can dumb down literally any character arc like this
>Rose, boring personality, like books and wizards
>Never gets an interesting romance
>more fucking wizards
>Starts vaguely talking to shitty gods we know jack shit about
>Goes crazy and dies
>>86897106
Act 6 is a blanket statement, Anon. There were a lot of good parts to it too. Near the end of LE's true inception problems begun to spring up though.
>>86897127
She's anorexic.
>Nobody cares about the talksprite
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>86897483
>>86897207
No, she really didn't comparatively.
>>86897483
>You're the least developed villain in Homestuck, and one of them is literally an armless furry.
Meme.
>>86897493
Act 6 was mostly boring. Even at its best, it never reached the same highs as Act 4 or even A5A2.
>>86897492
But Anon, Rose pretty much ceases to have a character arc after Cascade. She was actually investigating stopping Sburb, given it commits genocide on an impossible scale, and then she just sort of stopped doing that because ????????
>>86897548
>>86897492
He's right though. There was even an explanation.
>>86897483
>HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HIS SHIT TIER VILLAIN WAIFU IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS MONSTER
>HAVING RUINED LIVES WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A GREEN SKELETON
>MASTERPLANNING EVERYTHING
>HAVING KILLED TAVROS, EQUIUS AND NEPETA WITH HIS BARE HANDS
>CREATED JACK NOIR
>FED INNOCENT TROLLS TO HIS SPIDERMOM
>AND STILL GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
>>86897593
But anon, they're human beings. Stop expecting them to have coherent arcs. :^)
>>86897590
That's a fine opinion and all but it doesn't really connect to what I said.
>>86897593
>>86897548
I want Aranea to fart on my face.
>>86897648
"Boring" isn't "good", anon
>>86897643
I think every author should have a character say "REEL PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ARC" in all their texts, to prevent all criticism :^)
>>86897665
>>86897593
Everything I said happened before cascade
>>86897717
Cascade is a nicer finishing point for the comic than anything that happened after, yes.
>>86897678
I said "good parts", Anon. I hate how blind you fuckers get just to meme out another generically negative opinion.
>the dancestors had wasted potential
>uh actually they did nothing
>what
>act 6 had good parts to it
>it was mostly boring
>cool
>which means it didn't have good parts
>what
You fuckers really get on my nerves.
Fix Homestuck.In one word.
>>86897207
Now she's getting hard dick.
>>86897799Breeding
>>86897696
>>86897799
>>86897883
>>86897799
Development.
>>86897921
Nearly there. I enjoy going through my Aranea folder, because you can see the point she went from 'bookworm' to 'destroyer of timeline'. There's also a glut of art of people drawing fucked up things happening to her because she dared be a good character, for a brief moment.
>>86897910
I legitimately cannot read that.
>>86897973
>>86897619
Fuck off, joke character.
>>86898011
>>86898079
Last one! It'sHussie's post when Problem Sleuth ended.Boy howdy does it make the one at the end of Homestuck read like the quivering of a broken man.
>>86898079
I genuinely love Aranea and I'm glad she's getting more popular around her. Hopefully she won't turn into the next Kanaya though.
There's a lot of shit taste in this thread, I tell ya what
>>86898336
>>86898354
Yeah! Some people actually like Roxy!
>>86897593
>She was actually investigating stopping Sburb, given it commits genocide on an impossible scale,
Now there's fan adventure material.
>and then she just sort of stopped doing that because ????????
It is strange. Maybe dying and going god tier messed with her mind? Maybe creating the Green Sun made Rose realize she, clever and tenacious though she may have been, was no match for cosmic-scale entities, so she could as well spend the rest of her days doing whatever liked because non of it really mattered.
>>86898468
>Now there's fan adventure material.
But that was originally just part of the comic..........?
>Le genocide meme
You mean life? Shit happens you fucking faggots.
This is a big anti-breeder meme
burn in hell leftists
>>86898354
Needs more Jade
>>86897799
Unretconned.
>>86898526
I mean that a fan adventure could look into what would have happened if she had actually stuck to that goal.
>>86898614
>Literally allow genocide to get in Jade's pussy.
That's deplorable yet completely understandable.
>>86887215
>>86887382
In fact I've been thinking about such at thing for a decent amount of time now.
>>86898711
>>86898742
Care to greentext how you think it would have gone?
>>86898614
>a big anti-breeder meme
What? Explain yourself.
>>86898837
A typo-happy Karkat would truly be a terrifying thing. His typos would lead to rage, which in turn would fuel more typos, thus completing the circle.
>>86898614
>anything i don't agree with is a meme
Well, it's either genocide or a predictable, theoretically preventable extinction level event
>>86898976
The post was clearly a joke, man. Don't be autistic.
>>86898614
What are you actually talking about?
>>86899052
:^) it's okay, you were just pretending
>fanart of aranea as a muslim
makes sense, she suicide bombed a whole session
>>86899121
Wasn't even my post. I'm just not autistic.
>>86899184
>supposed refugee from a failed session
>actually a terrorist
It really makes you think.
>>86899184
>arabia serket
>>86899083
>>86898876
Sburb is necessary to produce more universe.
Nobody complains when the sperm that didn't make it into the egg dies
Nobody should complain when a some nobodies die to make a better universe.
>>86887031
She was probably the biggest prude in the entire comic
>>86899184
>>86899283
>>86899285
Good thing Muslim girls are so hot.
>>86899362
And that's why she's so great.
>any muslim fan art
LITERALLY NONE OF THEM WEAR THE FUCKING HEADWEAR
IT'S A VISUAL MEDIUM
YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS
>>86899378
They're like schrodinger's hot. You won't know until you peel off their bedsheets.
>>86899556
They've always got great eyes and (usually) shapely bodies though. The odds are in your favor with the hotness. Maybe not with finding C4'S though. Just like Aranea. <3
>>86899399
Im posting it again god damnit
People have to see it
>>86899994
thoughts
oh jake looks fine
jane looks alright, but her face shape is identical to jakes. probably just cause they're related
what the fuck
no
i Am Offended
>>86899994
Seriously, what is this artist's headcanon for Jade?
>>86900324
Their headcanon is that if their art doesn't look like a college advertisement, they will be e-lynched.
Reminder that the last words ever said in Homestuck were fucking Dirk saying "That's the best question anyone has ever asked."
>>86900470
there's still the epilogue, i'm sure it's going to change EVERYTHING
>>86900785
The only way you can fix this pile of shit is to start over or let it die. No amount of addons can save it
>>86900785
there well never going be an epilogue.
>>86900470
that's the key to the story though
the best question ever, the ultimate riddleWhat the fuck, andrew hussie?
>>86900785
Do not begin to hope, it has forsaken this place.
>>86900470
and the first page of Homestuck had a question.
It's like pottery.
>>86898140
>But that said, I'm pretty excited to get working on something new. And maybe, if you're not all that busy, we could take the first step of this amazing new journey together.
it fucking hurts
>>86899378
>tfw no qt muslimah gf
>>86901120
hussie has become lucas
act 7 is a prequel
oh my goooooooooooood
>>86901305
Should writing fiction past 35 be made illegal?
>>86901364
No, but if the ending to your story is terrible, you should be arrested and tried by a jury of 12 people who have never heard of your work before and read it all. If they all agree it was a shit ending, they should be able to vote you guilty and send you to prison.
>>86886888
Instead of saving Vriska, Terezi has John go back to game over to save Jane, Karkat, and the planets. Jane resurrects everyone, so everybody is down to one life and the stakes are higher. John loses his retcon powers somehow because they're bullshit.
Everything proceeds pretty much the same way, except Terezi makes the battle plan and Gamzee partakes in the fight. Also davekat doesn't get confirmed I guess
>>86899994
At least dave isn't black with that little curly white poomf on top of his head.
upd8
Are these threads officially dead now?
>>86903279
yes
>>86886283
I accepted, that I wasted 7 years of my life on this piece of shit and moved on.
>>86902976
I want to fuck this fefri so bad
Fuck this pic is making my dick hurt
>>86903279
say you like vriska and think she did nothing wrong or something that'll get this one popping again
>>86903503
I like Vriska a lot and I think she did a lot of things wrong.
>>86903503
everyone loves vriska on the inside ::::)
>>86887552
squish it
>>86903503
You mean say Vriska is a shit character who did everything wrong even though she was one of the greatest anti-heroes in literature history.
oh I get it
we're all dead
and this is hell
>>86886732
It should have stopped at Game Over desu
>>86903998
>he didn't recognize the legendary hoshime
>he doesn't fap to her work daily
fag
>>86903914
I told you bro
>>86903279
Yep
At least Hiveswap will be good for revitalizing us, even if all we'll do is bitch about it
>>86903914
Correct
Your punishment for your sins is watching Homestuck go to shit, and then be forced to talk about it with some of the most irritating autists on this board
Sucks to be you
This comic's death wasJUST
>>86904691
soon hussie will die and all hope truly will be lost
>>86904732
Who is high tier?
>>86904849
Bolin
>>86904927
Oh, the music guy who had all his stuff replaced?
>>86904750
>soon
what do you know that we don't
>>86904974
No, the dwarf from the hobbit.
>>86905056
Oh, thanks.
>>86905056
that's Balin
>>86904977
::::)
It's gonna be okay someday
>>86893274
The character arcs first 25% are all amazing. The problem is the middle 25% was ambigious at best, and the last 25% was lazy and bad, confirming the ambiguity was just lack of direction. You can read things into the middle from the first 25% but the ending is supposed to simultaneously confirm and deepen.
I haven't seen anyone talk about how Hussie is obviously going to work on SBaHJ before starting on the Epilogue
>>86905311
>Hussie is obviously going to work
good one
>>86904750
There is no hope. Hussie doesn't seem to see anything wrong with what happened to Homestuck.
Best-case scenario: he blows his fucking brains out before he can ever touch it again.
>>86905402
>>86905311
he's been dead this whole timeI'm jealous
>>86905360
How could I be so callous in my thoughts.
Such an oversight by my part, sorry.
JOHN: aw, man.
JOHN: not jade too.
john, immediately after finding out his sister he just spent 3 years with is dead.
>>86905443
Reminder that Andy Hussie Sr. was the real genius behind S_O, Problem Sleuth, and the first five Acts of Homestuck
Reminder that the reason Act 6 immediately drops in quality is because that's when he passed the reigns onto his son, who isn't nearly as good at writing as he was
jesus christ there is nothing new in this new video, just the same bullshit we saw since they scrapped the 3D and downgraded to 2D. i guess nobody should be surprised.
>>86905491
stellar writing fromwhoeverhussiehired or was coerced into dating
>>86905491
Literally all the kids are utter sociopaths
Andrew Hussie doesn't seem good with writing about grieving
(Except, funnily enough, Dave "grieving" over Bro was a really good scene, even though Dave specifically insisted he wasn't grieving. But then that happened in Act 5, so... >>86905524 )
>>86905524
Dont forget "And it don't Stop"
>>86905560
Wasn't AIDS (and Whistles, and Neon Ice Cream Headache) written during his S_O period?
Discuss
where is karkat's character development, arc, hopes and dreams...
>>86905553
This is something that really disappointed me. Was expecting John to have some kind of reaction to Dad's death. In the early acts he really seemed to care about his Dad.
>>86905609
Gone, like tears in the rain.
>>86905610
I mean he did fly into a rage at Jack and try to kill him
But then he got stabbed to death and by the time he revived he had apparently stopped caring
BRAVO HUSSIE
R
A
V
O
>>86905578
Shit, maybe, I don't remember
>>86905636
>fly into a rage
Did he even get time to take a step before being blown the fuck out?
>>86905651
He got to draw his hammer and look really pissed
>>86905705
Can you please just take a break from Kanayaposting
Like, just for this one thread
>>86898336
>not posting it with the proper filename
>>86905734
Maybe
I'll think about doing it more moderately
>>86905763
At least post some other characters too. You have to have more than just Kanaya.
how do we fix hussie
>>86905763
Don't do it at all. Nobody likes it.
>>86905788
Not really I ony have Kanaya
>>86905795
I like it
>>86905793
Let him jump ship and do something other than Homestuck
>>86905855
Nobody likes you. Your opinion on this doesn't count.
>>86905788
Is there a character you would like dumped, anon? I have much more in my collection than just the boring jade blood.
>>86905879
Personally, I'd like to see some Equius
>>86905873
He won't. He's surrounded almost entirely by people who are there for Homestuck. They want him to make more Homestuck, not something else, and I'm sure he knows it. He seems to have resigned himself to spending the rest of his career on HS and nothing else.
>>86905879
Dump some Eri
Is there any good fan material about the troll ancestors on Alternia?
>>86905896
Equius art kind of stopped a long time ago, so this stuff might be all old to you.
>>86905937
Still, Don't see enough on these threads, and I have a shitty memory, so even seeing something I saw before will be a delight
>>86905982
Fair enough.
I miss equ.
>>86905917
Maybe in a bit. Eri is almost the same story.
>>86906044
Does he want to fuck horses/musclebeasts, or does just like hanging out with them?
So now the dust has settled, I think we can all agree:
Act 4 > Act 6 > Act 5.2 > Act 2 > Intermission > Act 3 > Act 1 > Act 5.1 > Act 7
>>86906064
He wants to be trampled by them. And maybe raped by them.
>>86905991I miss him so much
Good posts mate
>>86906067
Wow that is some shit taste right there
Intermission > Act 4 > Act 5.2 > Act 3 > Act 2 > Act 5.1 > Act 6 (pre-retcon) > Act 7 > Act 6 (post-retcon)
>>86906081
equ was a gift. he was taken from us too soon.
>>86906067
>>86906116
Forgot Act 1
Intermission > Act 4 > Act 5.2 > Act 3 > Act 2 > Act 1 > Act 5.1 > Act 6 (pre-retcon) > Act 7 > Act 6 (post-retcon)
>>86906121
You're in good company here, bub.
When I started reading I thought I'd like the multiversal genocide spider alien the most but after reading I liked the chalk-eating leetspeaking weirdo the most.
I just downloaded Namco High to check out her route and the other two homestuck characters. I hope its decent, the only thing I've heard about it is that you had to pay for it at some point and then it got removed.
>>86906121
I want to die alone and unloved
Was this picture supposed to be a reference to something? Because I've always liked it.
does anyone have the soporslime shitpost
or the one about the magic prostate buttons? I need them
>>86906134
I can get behind this. Act 4 was so good.
>>86906151
STOP REPOSTING
>>86906146
I'm going to die alone and unloved
Bishounen horsetroll.
>>86906187
Those are definitely some proportions.
>>86906187
>>86906202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Tdd-adEEY
>>86906162
why is there so many diaper fanarts of this terrible comic?
>>86906212
Oops. I'll delete it.
>>86906222
Every fandom has to have it's own inexplicibly popular shitty fetish. Homestuck gets two: diapers and weight gain.
>>86906237
Indexer is dead. Rip in peace.
>>86906237
"Nigger"
Why was Hussie occasionally painted as a troll with the fake horns?
I always preferred short-haired equ over long haired equ. He's cuter this way.
>>86906275
His avatar liked to cosplay. He was also calmasis, and he dressed up in his god-tier pjs as the Waste of Space. And he was a robot?
Take your favorite fetish and combine it with Homestuck.
How good is the community for it?
>>86906305
there are no good fetish communities.
I'll do a little eri next. Don't want to bog down the thread too much.
>>86906331
Eri is fineI'll ask for more Eq next thread
>>86906357
If I'm around. These threads keep appearing and dying before I can get to them.
>>86906317
thats subjective
There's an awful lot of march in my eri folder.
soft
>>86906392
Post it braj
>>86906455
wtf im gay now
>>86906455
it's not gay if it's eri.
Would march eri have been allowed in tumblr's current climate.
eri did columbine
>>86886808
Jane's aborted character arc might be the worst one in the series since she was built up to be the John or Karkat of the group and then...
She didn't really make any decisions after going trickster mode. She was either possessed or went along with everyone else's plans.
She didn't even get a real reunion with her dad.
>>86906573
shota eri a cute
>>86906546
Most likely
>>86906618
You don't think having a cis character dress in women's clothing for laughs is #problematic?
>>86906573
http://www.columbine.co.nz/
?
What did eri ever do to deserve such an epic piece of fanart?
>>86906699
I hope you're not American.
>>86906713
Kill his peers?
>>86906637
I mean, it is technically canon that he cross-dressed, and since Eridan is, well, Eridan I don't think it was for laughs
I loved chaz's eri series.
>>86906764
It's not canon that he crossdressed. Just because it was a fanart in official merch doesn't make it canon.
>>86889556
Do you know what the dates are?
>>86906784
He appeared as a sprite in the scene where Meenah and Vriska were arguing, so arguably canon
>>86906807
I completely forgot about those. But that only existed because march eri was a meme in the fandom. I don't think tumblr would have let that happen today.
>>86906807
He also appeared with Shrek too
>>86906147
There was a project on MSPAchan years back for a Homestuck calendar where each month was represented by the troll whose zodiac sign got the majority of that month. Sagittarius got November.I was the one running it but MSPAchan permanently crashed in the middle of it before I got all the pieces/artist info together and I never managed to get the whole thing back together and I feel awful about it to this day because there was some damn fine art for it and I wasted everyones' time. I'm sorry.
Is this cool, or pants on head retarded? I can't tell.
>>86906864
I forgive you, anon.
>>86906892
Are you describing this frame or Homestuck in general
both fit
>>86906870
Aw, c'mon!
>>86905610
his lack of reaction showed more than any reaction could have. it broke him so much that from then on he never showed any emotion other than rage and annoyance.
>>86905680
he didn't actually look pissed, he just kind of stared
>>86906892
Dave should be wearing a suit or a tux. Hussie's biggest blunder.
>>86906900
I genuinely appreciate it.
I also think you were posting Equius pictures from a folder I shared a long while back, so thank you for that. It's nice to see them again.
>>86906916
I suppose the latter, yeah. That's something neat about Homestuck. When it walks that tightrope smoothly.
>>86906842
Even so, I think Tumblr is to stupid to notice, unless its stated "character x is stupid for crossdressing" directly
>>86906949
Nah man, I ain't no cheater. I do my own leg work when it comes to collecting pictures.
>>86906955
Its the only reason I stick around, I think
>>86906966
You underestimate the bullfuckery of modern tumblr.
>>86907008
Frankly, due to the nature of Tumblr, I think we are both right
Let's call it quits for now.
>>86907086
And with that, im going to bed
>>86907178
Swweet dreams, anon.
>>86907203
E%cellent posting today, I wish you likewise
Meenah should have fucked Karkat...
>>86907178
goo night
>>86907287
Just to round off the posting
>>86907296
that's pedophilia
I want to cum in aradia
>>86907296
>Wanting to take Karkat away from his boyfriend Dave and pair him with a girl
t. homophobe
>>86907662
(You)
>>86907662
He should, that relationship was nothing but a poor rebound.
>>86908668
In his conversation with Roxy he refused to deny whether he had ever been in love or kissed someone outside of a revival kiss. Doesn't sound like a "rebound" to me. You just think that way because of heteronormativity. :^)
>>86908828
>so embarrassed about your shitty failed relationship won't even talk about it
How sad.
>>86908838
>Not remembering that Karkat is cagey about his relationships to the point where he got paranoid when Terezi was flirting with him in a private chat.
Pleb that doesn't even read the comic.
>>86908875
>karkat is dave
fucking kek icels, it's pretty clear that davekat failed on every level. It was prison gay at its best, no wonder Dave immediately started scoping out the better options the minute they arrived.
>>86908891
Can you blame him?
Would the Prospits get along with the Swaps
>>86909078
>Jade's sassy half-sister Joey is in town
>Everybody compliments her in front of Jade, saying she's like Jade only hotter and more fertile
>People keep rubbing it in her face
>Jade tries to expose Joey for a fraud but it backfires
>Exhausted, Jade returns home
>notices her bondage gear is missing from the living room
>walks into her room
>sees chained up dave giving Joey a creampie
>Jade wakes up screaming
>It was all a bad dream
>Dave asks to be unchained for the night
>No
>Laughtrack
>>86908875
Hi Icels!
>ITT: Taking the bait
>>86909078
It would, until Joey says that she's probably going to adopt.
>>86908891
>implying Hussie won't force Davekat in the epilogue
We are talking about nuHussie lmao
>>86909161
It's a good b8, anon. Davekat is rage-inducing.
>>86909201
She's half Jake, no way.
>>86909236
It's a stupid fucking ship, who cares.
>>86909254
That it's canon. Obviously, if it was just fans independently shipping the characters, no non-autsitic person would have any reason to be upset, but it's actually in the comic and thus deserves to be criticized accordingly.
Joey feels like she has a lot more personality than John, it's a shame she's starring in Broken Age 2.0
>>86909310
Wait a minute...
>Protagonist of Homestuck is named John
>The Protagonist of the Sequel is named Joey
>>86909310
She gets it from her mother
>>86909310
She just seems like Jade.
>>86909276
I thought only tumblr got caught up on shipping shit, but the way these threads are so buttmad about it for over a year is bordering on autistic.
So Karkat and Dave fuck each other in the ass. I don't give a shit and neither should you. I'm more mad about the plot going to shit, not who Dave happens to be fucking.
>>86909348
get ready for that one anon to call you icels like he always does
>>86909338
It is literally impossible for any character to look that boring
>>86909365
Are you that one anon that thinks that there's only one person here that hates Davekat?
>>86909365
>one
I can't wait to see Jade's puppybirdkitties! :3
>>86909383
I'm that one anon that thinks most of the thread hates davekat, but there's only one autist who keeps bringing it up even when it's not even sort of related to what's being discussed
>>86909407
>tipsy gets so mad at this pic she draws things in response
>>86909412
it's pretty easy to trigger davekat people, to the point where they spend money firing back
>>86909412
Remember: No matter what they claim, we've seen multiple times that they flip out and fucking hate Dave been Jade's breedslave.
>>86909412
>not the proper picture
>>86909412
>>86909418
>Spend money
>Tipsy draws things herself
Literally what?
>>86909476
People have commissioned artists in response to that davejade pic.
Though Tipsy spending time on it because she's so pissy is also pretty fucking hilarious. She and Icels kind of make up a duo of sheer passive-aggressive fujoshit.
>>86909522
I honestly used to think they were the same person.
>>86909522
Oh, you mean the one Angel did with Jade crying? That was cuntpi, and we all know cuntpi isn't very smart.
>>86909634
>we all know cuntpi isn't very smart.
Well yeah, they ship Davekat.
>>86909546
Tipsy is blindly agressive at everything and hyper sjw while icels is more self aware and reasonable but gets incredibly obnoxious when someone so much as insults davekat. She also dumped the paradox space 2 exclusives here so I don't hate her as much as tipsy, but it's close.
>>86909644
Ugh, really?
I mean, I knew they were bad, but... Wow.
>>86909348
Karkat fans care, because most of us retards got cucked for 6 years and then our character ends up as Dave's sex toy and become the rad and hip male Rosemary clone.
>>86905075
nah. that pic is relatively tame,
>>86909676
>She also dumped the paradox space 2 exclusives
I mean, that also means she bought the PXS 2 book.
>>86909348
I think it's more a problem with Dave and Karkat both becoming weenies in the post-retcon universe, and ending up together in a weenie singularity.
I sincerely doubt anyone here cares if Dave's dick packs fudge or smashes pussy, provided the relationship is well scaffolded as plausible. Davekat, ironically enough, had less chemistry than they did pre-retcon.
>>86909817
>It's a butthurt karezi fan
>>86909310
she 90's Nostalgia: the character
>>86909970
>provided the relationship is well scaffolded as plausible
Yet no gay dave ships did, because any romantic developments Dave had were with Terezi or Jade.
>>86909970
Ever since Dave cried and Karkat showed more of a soft side it was obvious that they were both headed to weenie endgame territory, davekat or no davekat.
>>86910038
It's irrelevant whom the partner is in the relationship. If Karkat and Dave got the same amount of focus as either Terezi or Jade, it would be fine. Likewise, if Jade or Terezi interacted with Dave on the same level as Karkat, their ships would be bad, too.
Hell, even John <3< Terezi was better than DaveKat, because it took the slightest of moments to slow down and look at it.
DaveKat was just a guest artist putting a hand on someone.
i want to hug the chubby weeb girl
>>86910114
........ Damara?
>>86910123
no, DA
Can someone explain to me why Caliope was introduced as a character?
>>86910082
OK, it's been a while so me asking this is not to argue but to be legit reminded.
I know about the Terezi/Dave stuff, but when if ever did anything Dave/Jade happen? I barely remember them ever talking.
>>86910428
You're kidding right? Jade was his server, and in Act 5 he was hers. They talked a lot.
>>86910428
Did you start at Act 6 or something, during Act 4 especially they talked a ton.
>>86910459
>>86910472
GEEZ, you guys are right. Im an idiot. Seriously drew a blank. God damn me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnG10rk9lqg
Remember that feeling
>>86910018
>tfw Karkat isn't a character anynore and just associated with ships
>and Hussie subtly telling us how Karkat was just a substitute for Vriska's big futa dick
>>86904732
>Fuck someone over.
>Somehow justified.
Gay.
>>86910561
That feeling of wonder and scope with a cast of fun characters that Hussie threw out the window? Yeah I know it.
>>86906799
Just check the site.
>>86909310
>You see her dance a bit.
>SHE SURE HAS A LOT OF PERSONALITY
>>86909407
>>86909412
What if we just ship Davepetabonomination with Karkuck? Everyone wins!
>>86910166
Meta jokes, Caliborn, Tumblr-pandering- a lot of reasons.
>>86910864
That makes more sense anyway, since that's also part Nepeta.
>>86910890
That's also what I was thinking.
>>86910890
Yeah really, DavepetaJade makes no sense compared to that.
>>86910864
Davekat shippers know Davepeta is awful, that's why they want to pawn it off on Jade.
>>86910166
to be counterpart to caliborn and fill the opposite classpect
>>86910960
Do they really? Do they really have those standards?
>>86910978
Everyone knows Davepetasprite is awful. That's why they specifically avoid pairing it with Karkat, even when it makes more sense.
>>86910990
I know a lot of people who like Davepeta desu.
>>86911007
You need to get better friends then.
>Karkat
>giving a shit avout Nepeta
>even made fun of her by comparing Eridan and Equius as turbolosers on the same level like her
>>86911023
Well, only some are friends. A lot are just people I've seen anecdotes of from Tumblr and stuff. Most Homestuck people have complete normie tastes. I don't know where to find anyone else. All of them hate/were disappointed by the ending though.
>>86911055
>Karkat
>"Giving a shit" about anyone.
>Not shit-talking everyone
The implication is that Davepeta has more of a connection to Karkat so it's a double-ship.
>>86911075
But Anon.
I was trying to make a point that he never liked Nepeta and keeps avoiding her to not hurt her feelings.