Storytime: Crash Retold

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>>86871051
Starting over much earlier today, because posting at such a time most of you would not be available to read along is not fair to you, since the entire point of a storytime is to come together as a group and discuss comics.

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>>86871089
Is that what Aku Aku looks like in later games? Dude looks like a stoner.

been playing the first crash today in preparation. just beat koala kong, got 9 gems. ready to have my playthrough ruined and probably abandoned. let's do this.

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>>86871119

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>>86871150
>"What do those words mean?"
You can apply that question to damn near every panel of this comic.

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>>86871187

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>>86871212
Why are they so surprised that he's a Cortex mutant?

Also
>tips fedora

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>>86871249

Yes I've been waiting all day for this.

>>86871249
clearly there's another source of man-dicoots somewhere

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>>86871262
>What does that mean?
It means SSC sucks at grammar, Crash.

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>>86871300
>violence looking
I'd actually like to see a character that somehow resembles the very concept of violence.

Drawfriends, get on that.

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>>86871336
>mature
Pffft!

>>86871336
clenched fist with legs? possibly it has a gun.

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>>86871350

>>86871336
>agrees to become his student
>you really are loyal

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>>86871372

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>>86871393
>It's like we're in a Dragonball Z episode.
No, it's like you're in a bad webcomic.

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>>86871423
NSFW... I guess?

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>>86871447
>the anus
Why?

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>>86871463

>>86871447
ah, derukui. schrodinger's trap.

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>>86871481
Ugh.

Can't wait until we get to the sequels. Especially#3 because that shit is GOLDEN

>>86871300
>>86871350
>>86871481

>those photo panels


That will never stop making me laugh

>>86871506
i can confirm from my playtime in crash today that ripper roo does not have the anus in-game.

i looked very carefully.

Is it time to post HIBY yet?

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>>86871506

>>86871501
Out of all the pointless OCs, Derukui is one of the few memorable ones just for how confusing s/he is.

>>86871463
>the anus Why?
SSC clearly wants to show that he has an eye for detail.

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>>86871560

>>86871509
You mean the Smash Bros arc? Oh yeah, that is on a whole other level.

>>86871089
Holy fucking shit, is that literally just the start of the Mortal Kombat reboot?

>>86871560
>wait outside, i don't want you to have to see this

Is this still ripping off the Cell saga, or is it taking ideas and imagery from a different shonen manga?

>>86871608
Yes. This is far from the only thing this comic rips off.
>>86871600
>You mean the Smash Bros arc? Oh yeah, that is on a whole other level.
Yes, That. Well that and the sequel to this which has one of the stupidest fucking lines

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>>86871600
RED

>>86871583
>no backgrounds
>takes the time to draw Ripper Roo's butthole
This purports itself to be a "mature" story, mind you.

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>>86871051
Its that time again.
Also, this comic summed itself with a single panel

>>86871628
it's mostly dragonball z tropes

Oooh, I was here last night for this. OP, I'm ready to enjoy the Crash autism all over again.

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>>86871665
>third panel
Pretty sure it's the Shadow recolor here who should be wearing a fedora, not Goku.

>>86871719
Is it me, or is everyone's default look an angry face?

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>>86871719
Just realized, this bit here about they need to collect the gems NEVER comes up again.

>>86871666
Satan Shadow asks the question I keep asking myself with every page.

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>>86871798
This is supposed to be a fight scene, if the next page is to be believed.

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>>86871822
>"You fight well!"
>"Her loyalty is conflicted."
Show, don't tell. For fucks sake.

>>86871822
he has such a command of motion

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>>86871867
>I hope we meet again under different circumstances.
>Me too.
This dialogue hurts.

>>86871051
I never know Chris Chan was a Crash fan.

>>86871899

The worst part of this is I'm a sucker for the cliche of a bad girl turning around and becoming good because of someone she likes.

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>>86871899

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>>86871934
... Uh, comedy?

>>86871933
Oof, this comic is going to hurt you A LOT, anon.

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>>86871997
OW THE EDGE

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>>86872033
Again, I love the total lack of reaction to Jin's brutal murder of Crosserdog. This must be normal for him, and they're just used to that shit.

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>>86872081

>>86871934
>you just HAD to put the demon gene in him

N. Brio, you bitch.

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>>86872118

>>86872118
But why show his butt

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>>86872149

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>>86872186

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>>86872214

>>86872158
why do anything, anon.

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>>86871336
>we must see this future must not be the same as the same fate my future self had

Truly, this is such masterful wordsmithery that I cannot even comprehend the layers of meaning.

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>>86872241

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>>86872268
Oh, there's Crash. In his own damn comic for once.

>She has the same blood as me and is even related to me. Who is she?
... Sigh. How do you know she's related to you? Hell, how does Aku Aku know that?

>>86871463
It was unremarkable.

so I went ahead and looked on his deviantart.
this guy has fans, like legitimate fans with fanart and everything. some of it actually decent.
http://pyrus-leonidas.deviantart.com/gallery/37209266/Crash-Bandicoot-Retold

>>86872354
She looks more like his girlfriend from the first game.

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>>86872354
>LOLBOOBS

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>>86872383

>>86872354
>those white areas in the spaces between speech bubble pointers and the edges of panels

next level lazy

>>86872383
Is there actually a point in the story in which she puts clothes on?

>>86871089
Fuck, it's been nearly a year since I last saw this storytimed

Let's do this

>>86871187
>Goku

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>>86872414
Kinda goofy last panel there.

>>86871822
>>86871867

Come on son, you don't see all that choree-ah-graffy?

CAN YOU NOT FEEL THEIR PASSION AND RESOLVE?

>>86872491
it looked cool in his head

>>86871372
>Useless the hedgehog is here
My favourite character

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>>86872491
Watching it all burn...

>>86872451
Does a bikini count? Cause that's about the extent of it.

>>86872479
Yes, the character's name is literally Goku. Even better? He wears a fedora.

>>86871822
Fairly sure the 2 OCs in the middle panels never show up again after the first saga

>>86871051
>SuperSaiyanCrash
Is that a pen name for Ken Penders?

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>>86872545

>>86872530
Din must be the OC of that one friend SSC doesn't like, cause he does jack shit throughout the entirety of the comic, sequels included.

>The final battle is here.
I look forward to all the crops, cause this shit is a gold mine.

>>86872033
Oh that Jin!

>>86872149
>that third panel
>did they duck behind a rock
>or an overturned couch
>YOU DECIDE

>>86872241
>"This isn't the end. I get you all for this!"
And she never appears again

>>86871336
...Kratos?

>>86871633
I just can't believe how blatant it is. The opening shot, the time travel message, the cracked amulet. Did they think that nobody would notice?

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>>86872599
Nah, there's just a lot of these crazies out there.

Though now that you mention it, the sheer amount of pointless OCs is a little familiar. Surprisingly no echidna ones though.

>>86872682
GOKU NO!

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>>86872682

>>86872724
PUT A SHIRT ON

>>86872682
>Surprisingly no echidna ones though.
Because he doesn't want to get sued
>>86872672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbi2wwVB7i4

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>>86872724
>W... What is this? This dark aura around him?
Dipshit, it's the Devil Gene. The one YOU put in him. The one N. Brio was giving you shit for implanting in him.

Cortex, you're dumb. Uka Uka's right about you, you are a failure.

>>86872428
But that'd be a waste of MSPaint ink, anon..

>>86872779
>RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

>>86872819
>>86872779
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>86872779
Crash doesn't seem to be all that bothered by his friends blatantly hitting on his long lost sister.

Although, given the excessive nudity, it wouldn't be surprising if SSC was one of those 'free love' types. But naturally one of the poser ones who thinks it just means you get to fuck any hot person you meet on the street.

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i've been continuing my crash playthrough alongside this. god damn trying to 100% this game is hard. unlike the later games, to get gems you have to not only get all the boxes in a level but do it without dying once.

i'm not a controller-throwing guy but i might be real soon.

>>86872779
Cortex is a busy villain. He can't keep track of ALL of his abominations against God.

Right now, he's preoccupied with thoughts of capturing more female bandicoots and taking away their tops. The fiend.

>>86872868
>'Thanks for avenging me'
>Didn't even die
What the fuck am I reading? Why are Crash and generic OC #2 whispering and being secretive about getting Coco clothes? Why does this shit exist?

>>86872868
>he isn't dead at all

Good thing. It sucks when you're still a little dead after being healed.

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>>86872868

>>86872872
Getting the gems was always a huge pain in the ass for me. And time trials? Fuck that. I was one of those kids who just farted around with the bazooka in Warped.

How many games does this comic cover?

>>86872917
Because clothes are eviiiiil. Haven't you watched Kill la Kill?

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>>86871506
>Ripper Roo literally rims his own ass

>>86872965
i've 100%ed warped before (or 110% or whatever it was). but this 'can't die at all' rule really takes the cake.

14/26 gems and counting. this game deserves whatever SSC can throw at it.

>>86872990
All of them and then some. Ohhhhhh yes, and then some.

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>>86872965

>>86872917
>Why are Crash and generic OC #2 whispering and being secretive about getting Coco clothes?
No clue. Always bothered me as well.

>Why does this shit exist?
Because a very odd man who liked the Crash Bandicoot games decided to do his own "epic" retelling of the series.

>>86872965
>It was friendship, love, courage and strength to win the day
What is grammar

>>86872965
Friendship? What did they even do?? Jin, notwithstanding. He BADASS. :3

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>>86873074
>See you soon in a year.
...

Okay, I'm sorry, but there's really not many ways to interpret whatever the hell Tiny is doing here. Come on.

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>>86873139
>This is increable!
Yes, Derukui, this is absolutely increable!

>>86873139
Tiny, dude, what the fuck. You're gonna be swimming in that.

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>>86872682

>>86873194
Good point. So, what happens when they release their bowels? Where does it go??

>WE'VE GOT A FLOATER

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>>86873188
These fuckin' screenshots.

Learn to draw backgrounds, ya lazy bastard! Or at bare minimum, steal some more screenshots to use as backgrounds. Goddamn.

>>86873188
>That sudden freak in the top right
I vaguely remember her being a great source of entertainment, but I can't remember why

>>86873188
Oh shit, "very completed"!?

The madman, he's going to achieve a level beyond completion!

>>86873237
well presumably they're not on solid foods but rather some kind of vat liquid osmosis

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>>86873239

>>86873226
HA! Well done done, anon. Well done.

You drew the thumbs up yourself, yes?

>>86873299
I dunno. That would be severe underutilization of their anuses. And, if I'm not mistaken, buttholes are a big deal in this story, right?

>>86873315
I can't believe it's already Auturm you guys

>>86873344
I know. Sunner went by so fast.

>>86873344
Do you feel more relaxed then before?

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>>86873315
Our arch-enemy kidnapped our friends??? This is shocking and unexpected for some reason!!!

>>86873253
Derukui? Oh s/he's great because nobody can tell what gender s/he is for a while, and even then, best not to assume.

>>86873377
Yes, despite all the tradgies

>>86873315
>Everyone now has a tacticool/edgy outfit change
Of course

>>86873382
>Derukui?
No, the purple thing

>>86873344
Autu(s)mn is my favourite season.

>>86873382
>Aku Aku shouts every single OC's name instead of just yelling 'everyone'

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>>86873382
>the Cortex Vortex that he build on his base
Does your backspace key not work right or something?

>>86873382
he definitely uses conflicting pronouns at different points in the story

just beat pinstripe. his anime bandicoot daughter definitely did not swear half-hearted revenge on me.

idk what game SSC was playing.

>>86873433
>His space station!
>IN SPACE!

>>86873438
Pretty sure they become solidly defined as a girl after their whole thing with Megamix

F ;_;

>>86873433
>my friends have been captured for my shake

I hope it was chocolate.

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>>86873433
The OCs are essentially replacing Crash in the plot of Crash 2. Yeah.

>>86873409
>No, the purple thing
Oh, you mean Tiny's girlfriend. I don't remember anything about her. They start blending together after a while.

>>86873523
>Useless the Hedgehog's fur is the same colour as the background
Top fucking lazy

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>>86873523
Hey look, boobs! At least, I think those are boobs. They look more like fermented fruit.

>>86873504
Strawberry master race reporting in.

>>86873523
So, Cortex's brilliant scheme involves kidnapping some idiots to force some other idiots into thinking they're helping save the world rather than aiding the obvious completion of his villainous plans?

Seems logical.

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>>86873487
I'm convinced that catgirl Derukui has a dick.

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>>86873571
>strawberry
>strawberry

>>86873608
I completely forgot she became a catgirl. Holy shit

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>>86873608
Right, so for those of you just joining us on this ride, this is Steph.

Steph is a one-winged dragon girl who looks like a cow-horse... thing. Yes, we've officially entered that territory.

>>86873678
>I managed to save her brain, heart and memories
...How?

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>>86873678
That last panel is an excellent reaction image.

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>>86873678
>Everything about this page

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>>86873724

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>>86873749
*teleports behind you*

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>>86873433
You becha

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>>86873788
>even his true form has a visible anus

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>>86873788
H-HE'S FAST!

>>86873788
This is getting more and more like Bleach with every page. Surprise back attacks, lots of titties, no backgrounds..

>inb4 the heart

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>>86873819
>Did you forget, Ripper Roo? Poison cannot affect bandicoots.
Well of course. Duh.

>>86873809
Wow, the fan art really is much better than the actual comic.

>>86873881
>Wow, the fan art really is much better than the actual comic.
The last big ride on /v/ had some amazing redraws that I sadly lost, including one from much, MUCH later with Evil Crash and the fucking retarded shit that entailed

>>86873819
No anon, his true form IS the anus.

>>86873881
>Poison cannot affect bandicoots

I'll uh... I'll take your word for it.

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>>86873881
>"He was annoying, so I HAD to brutally murder him."
Our hero, folks.

>>86873881
That's not fanart, that's a screenshot from one of the more recent games. They did an anime parody in a cutscene IIRC.

>>86873881
That isn't fanart, it's from the end of Mind over Mutant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqQ5e7pAqJU

>>86873922
>"I couldn't take seeing his face so I had to brutally murder him"
>"OK :D"

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>>86873881
>he's even uglier than he is now!

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>>86873922

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>>86873983
>She's tough. But some of her moves matches hers for some reason. Why?

>>86873976
SSC has committed so many crimes against the English language.

>>86873983
>Huh?

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>>86874044

>>86874044
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Unsheathes katana*
Derukui no!

>>86873983
So, disregarding the obvious reference, just what is the benefit of Derukui giving Steph only one wing?

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>>86874072
Did Steph's tattoo just talk?

>>86874114
Steph's got dem DESU eyes.

>>86874114
>"First things first before I do that"
>1 Eye suddenly becomes red for no reason
I love Steph

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>>86874114
I can't get over the fact the catboy Cloud is named Guido. Just...

>>86874086
No idea. Frankly, having only one wing looks fucking retarded.

This shit is getting more and more hilarious by each panel, are we ready to see the climax yet?

>>86874199
We've barely scratched the surface. Strap in

>>86874199
we're not even halfway through the first arc

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>>86874196
>more OCs join the heroes
So you know that trope where the good guys have the uncanny ability to turn their enemies over to their side? Crash and friends seem to emit some kind of passive energy field that makes this happen all the fuckin' time.

>>86874086
It gives +5 to Originality, a crucial stat when engaging other anime OCs in pitched combat.

>>86874196
Oh god, the first panel.

Is...is his left thumb on the wrong side??

YOU DIDN'T SAY THERE WOULD BE BODY HORROR, ANON!!

>>86873678
Literally a scene from MK9. I can't say enough how much, as a fan of MK, this makes me lose my shit. I don't know if it makes me angry or excited, or both.

Probably angry, because they replaced Mileena with... THAT.

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>>86874270

>>86874199
Oh goodness no. This first arc has 188 pages. And there are like three or four more of comparable length. This rabbit hole runs deep.

>>86874270
>he unironically believed Cortex abducted his friends because he was just such a swell guy now

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>>86874307
>going into rage mode over this person you only just met
Whatever.

>>86874297
Hope you're not a fan of Smash Bros, or really any Nintendo franchises.

>>86874199
Motherfucker, where we're going, we won't need EYES to see how insane this shit is getting.

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>>86874355
>that Tiny panel
O RLY?

>>86874273
Ah, but is it original when so many other OCs have a single wing? Suddenly, that stat is plummeting into triple negatives, just like the poor fools who based their stat around having a "theme song" by Linkin Park.

>my oc's theme is let the bodies hit the floor by drowning pool do not steal

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>>86874387

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>>86874413
Din, sit down. You useless idiot.

>>86874387
Goddammit, stop making me think of Bleach, you madly talented storyteller!

Serious Q: who's the better protag, Ichigo or Crash? My money's on Crash.

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>>86871051
>tfw you love spyro AND crash
>not a whole lot of great fan art for either
especially crash, good lord this comic is a ride

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>>86874444
So how are we all doing today?

>>86874387
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>86874479
Better then Goku

>>86874444
That's Goku, can't you see his majestic fedora?

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>>86874479
>"My clothes were destroyed, but it's fine. Tee hee!"
Ugh.

>>86874465
>tfw so little art of Bianca
I know your pain, anon.

>>86874538
WHAT A TWIST!

>>86874355
Did all of Cora's clothes fall off when she got hit?

>>86874559
Yes actually

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>>86874538
Getting a bit of deja vu, almost like this is rehashing a reveal that happened earlier.

>>86874515
Din is the grey hedgehog who never does a damn thing.

>>86874593
Sorry, I misread your post as Jin

This comic's getting to me

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>>86874593

>>86874577
Just like one of my Japanese animes!

>>86874559
>>86874577

It was one hell of a kick.

>>86874593
Not so sharp on my Crash lore.

Is Gameface a real character or just more OC crap?

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>>86874625
The 10th Dimension doppelgangers are from Twinsanity, right?

>>86874619
No stress. Again, they can start to blend together after a while.

>>86874673
>More OCs
MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>86874673
Goddamn it, Jecht is not amused by this.

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>>86874673

>>86874687
No no, Evil Crash and Evil Coco are actually from the games, surprisingly enough.

>>86874755
Is it wrong that I'm still reading this, no matter how mind boggling it is, and how bad the art is?

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>>86874755
>shooping the boss into the comic
Again, why do you not use the screenshots for backgrounds? I have no idea where the hell anyone is.

>>86874801
We all are, anon. We all are.

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>>86874829

>>86874801
Not at all. It's a pretty glorious trainwreck. Classic so bad it's good material.

>>86874829
Why doesn't Cloud the Cat have the buster sword?

>>86871336
http://www.clickhole.com/article/violence-3409

>>86874829
>threat to the world
>spike: eh you guys are good im goin exploring see ya

What a man of duty that Spike is.

>>86874883
>Uses the tip of the blade to catch the laser
WHY

>>86874846
>>86874883
At least if I get sent to hell, I know what to expect for eternal punishment. This and Sonicchu.

>>86874479
Glad I got back in time not far from where we left off.

>>86874538
>"My clothes were destroyed, but it's fine. Tee hee!"
>Male characters in background staring shocked but somehow just look angry
It's like he traced every anime cliche at once. Also why are her nipples pointing up?

>>86874829
Which one was Spike, yellow Sonic?

>>86874883
Missiles? KICK MISSILES.

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>>86874883
Okay, now THIS is yet another OC.

>Krystal
And before you ask, yes, the much more well known Krystal does eventually appear.

>>86874947
>Gives the edgy ninja assassin OC a porn star name

>>86874913
Hell is all about the Crash/Sonichu crossover. Don't bother preparing yourself for it. Your soul will know the greatest pleasure and pain it will ever experience.

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>>86874947

>>86874932
Yes. Though he's more yellow Shadow. He's useless too, but he just kinda stop appearing after a while. Din sticks around and continues to do jack shit.

>>86874985
How would Slaanesh react to that?

>>86874947
I'm sure that doesn't get confusing.

Also, I'm entertained by the number of OCs that debut by just appearing out of nowhere to save the day like Sonic in SSBB.

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>>86875011

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>>86875047

>>86875035
>I'm sure that doesn't get confusing.
It doesn't, because Ninja Krystal disappears after a while. SSC seems to just kinda lose track of some of them.

>>86874985
>There will never be a Sonichu/Crash Retold/TGT crossover
>You will never see Chris Chan transform from a hairy hobo to a super hedgehog-bandicoot hybrid and help Tails and Crash kill all the trolls working under a reformed 4-Cent Garbage.
>You will never see the Rosechus streaking just because they can, and everyone's encouraging it for "women's rights"
>You will never see Chris shipped with one of the fem OCs who whored themselves out to appear in SSC's comics
>You will never see Knuckles kill everyone with his weed as part of a plan for CWCville

I would sooo be down for this.

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>>86875087

>>86875011
>QUIT FIGHTING WITH YOURSELF, DARKNESS

>>86875034
Cocoa butter. All over his body. Exquisite.

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>>86875117

>>86875011
>they ruined everything!
>but i still have everything i need to accomplish my original goals

>>86875087
Oh shit, Kaioken!? It just got real.

I bet SSC was BLASTING the Linkin Park as he drew this scene.

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>>86875144
Some sick, insane part of me wants to post some of the nude pages on /b/ and see how many people actually get off to this.

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>>86875210
OH! Um, I guess for those just joining us... Yeah, there's a lot of nudity in Crash Retold. However, it's so poorly drawn that it hardly qualifies as smut, and thus the mods don't seem to really care. Go figure.

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>>86875260

>>86875210
Shit, I don't know about them, but I, for one, get off on crudely drawn breasts and nipples.

A-TA! A-TA!

>>86875210
Will we ever see any vaginas in these comics?

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>>86875285
Yep, we're doing Warped. And now I just wish I was playing Warped.

>>86875288
When a man is a desparate with little internet connection. Unfortunately we get an Anon like >>86875260 .

>>86875289
This is my first time reading, but if we do, I'll spoil it right now.

It will be a crudely drawn, mostly vertical line that might be placed too high or too low on the character's pelvis. Proceed with your fapping.

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>>86875313


>>86875289
I believe there are at least one or two instances of vag, yes. Might be in the later arcs though.

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>>86875381

>>86875381
>girl on the left

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM!?

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>>86875415

>>86875432
seriously, it's like his idea of introducing a character is 'act like they were there all along'

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>>86875432
>Derukui resurrected offscreen
... Okay.

>>86875432
Seriously, I forgot how many there were. It's like when you find a new Wonderful One. Only you don't want to circle them cause they all suck.

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>>86875542

>>86875529
It makes me angry because I remember doing EXACTLY THAT in an "epic story" when I was younger and saw nothing wrong with it.

I am so lucky DA didn't exist then.

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>>86875596
>The Legendary Super Bandicoot
Yep.

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>>86875642
Again, yep.

>>86875642
Is there a demon/Legendary Super fusion?

>>86875642
>Their strength multipile than the crystal kaioken

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>>86875703

>>86875596
thanks for explaining the reference goku

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>>86875725

>>86875725
He does have a Fusion in the SSB arc. And the latest one has him go Super Saiyan God.

>>86875542
>sexy role model

I don't think he quite knew what that actually meant. But, he was probably too concerned with getting that breastal anatomy right, huh?

>>86875782
>>86875784
Sadly, I can begin to hype myself with the edge of this glorious mess to keep pushing through.

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>>86875778

>>86875725
I love you, anon, you savvy little thing you.

Also, Crash pulled a crystal sword out of his ass without realizing it.

>>86875642
Motherfucker, I was joking about Kaioken.

And this guy just straight up calls it Kaioken.

How did I not see that coming.

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>>86875432
I want to know more about anthro girl Snake. Is she, too, a new addition who is forced in here with no explanation, or has she always been around but never cosplayed until the last few pages and I just never noticed her until then?

>>86871372
>That last panel
SOME
BODY

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>>86875882
Say, were you starting to think this comic wasn't quite enough of a DBZ ripoff?

>>86871447
Chopwood???

>>86875896
no, she's been here the whole time, but tiny punched her into nakedness a while ago so she put on new clothes after some, uh, delay

>>86875882
>cyborgology

They offered this at DeVry.

>>86871528
Thank you for checking.

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>>86875962
Well...

>>86875210

it if makes it any better, I am getting off to this

>>86875962
time for the new ally who time travelled from the future (surprisingly sharing the hero's newfound powers) to effortlessly kill the previous arc's villain (returned as a cyborg) before the hero has a chance to strut his stuff

wait, what DBZ ripoff?

>>86876013
Guys...what are the two blue dots on Cyber Tiny's chest? Eyeballs? Crystal double nipples?

They scare me.

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>>86876013
So, we now have not one, but TWO Trunks'.

Because SSC knows not the meaning of shame.

>>86876095
lifting lines from the crash games i kind of get since this series is ostensibly an altered version of their plot

but lifting lines from DBZ? aren't you ripping it off enough? c'mon man.

>>86876095
I like how he's not even bothering to change Trunks' attacks.

After all, why write a story when someone else already has?

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>>86876095
>Not-Trunks 1 and Not-Trunks 2 even reveal their secret to the character named Goku
Oh for fucks sake.

>>86876176
I forgot Juba existed.

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>>86876176
>a Trunks knockoff named Cloud
Oh that is some straight up Inception "we have to go deeper" shit right there. Wow.

>>86876278
If only Cloud cat was named Trunks.

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>>86876278

>>86876278
so wait

wait

waaaiiiiittttttttt.

there's an OC with a buster sword, an OC who looks like cloud, and an OC called cloud? and they're all different characters? is this what insanity looks like?

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>>86876342

>>86876342
>Heihachi Bandicoot
>that silhouette

This has all been worth it.

>>86876395
Street Fighter, Ryu? Oh god.................

>>86876278
sooo....

crash is vegeta?

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>>86876395

>>86876373
When you stare into the abyss...

>>86876395
Any particular reason why Heihachi has his puppets walking around buckass naked?

>>86876479
hey, at least he covered the nips. more than this comic usually does.

>>86876440
He's Ryucloudgokutidusichigo.

The world's STRONGEST.

>>86876460
Really, guys.

You couldn't see Crash and Julia hooking up. Vegeta x Bulma they are not.

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>>86876460

>>86876412
Heihachi Bandicoot is a whole thing unto himself that we shall probably get to eventually.

>>86876528
Fuck, it was a Street Figter forced reference.

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>>86876585
>Derukui
... So Derukui is a catgirl now. Okay.

How the fuck did Cora recognize her?

>>86876585
With a name like Heihachi Bandicoot, he deserves to be an unstoppable big bad, rocking motherfuckers left and right.

I bet he jobs to demon form, doesn't he?

>>86875087
>Now that I have all the power of this superpowered crystal, I can do the impossible: Kick the shit out of this helpless old man!

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>>86873039

>>86876649
Oh look, it's the best character in this shitheap!

MEGAMIX
E
G
A
M
I
X

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>>86873074
His name is Guido

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>>86876649
>"I am more stronger than ever!"
>THAT KNEE
It just keeps coming.

Why can't I drop this shitty comic, it's so bad I can't wait for every new page posted

>>86876649
>Megamix
YES. IT'S TIME

>>86876649
You know what? If Derukui's brain and heart and memories were saved...

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>>86876278
>Premise of comic series is that in the future of Crash Bandicoot shit gets fucked by a super powerful, super evil character, so by sending a message to the past Aku Aku and Crash can change the future
>Two time travelling characters from the future arrive
>No, not the future the whole comic is built on, another future where another super powerful, super evil character fucks shit up

>By the way that crystal that informs Crash of his progress in changing the future, the one that can't make up it's mind whether to heal because things have been altered or to crack because the timeline is heading towards bad end? Yeah it's not giving any indication for any of this.

It's just broken. Everything is just broken. If it was a blatant copy that would be one thing, which this certainly is, but it's also just fucking broke like, like, fundamentally as a story.

>>86876649
She got boobs

>>86873471
LOL

>>86876649
>Megamix
>A sloppy combination of every main villain we've seen so far
Can't wait for a new OC to one-hit-kill him as his introduction.

Also, wasn't Derukui a human trap? How exactly did Snake immediately recognize the busty catgirl as him?

>>86876799

See this is why I stopped reading the dialog several posts in.

It just hurts to much to read.

>>86876799
Nigga, even the crystal shard has thrown its hands up in exasperation at the story's flippant DBZ direction change. It's in "fine, do whatever the fuck you want now" mode.

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>>86876752
Uh, could someone please try to explain what's going on in the last panel? Hurts my eyes looking at it.

>>86873788
Where is the anus this time?

>>86876874
I hope it's a Naruto rip-off.

>inb4 Madara Bandicoot

>>86876874
Sad thing? Megamix is actually a canon character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8wfF9smjJc

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>>86873819

>>86876922
Disembodied arms doing fun disembodied arm things.

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>>86876922

>>86876874
So, get this. Mega-Mix is actually a character from the games.

>Also, wasn't Derukui a human trap? How exactly did Snake immediately recognize the busty catgirl as him?
Because the plot says so. Also, despite those honking tits, I'm convinced she still has a dick. Because it's Crash Retold.

>>86876922
it's a split panel, both characters are being disarmed by new characters arriving

i'm getting really good at deciphering this shit

>>86876970
Oh, it's there. Watching. Waiting. Winking.

>>86876922
oh good, SSC remembered how long cora had had a shirt on for

i was starting to wonder!

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>>86877029

>>86876982
There actually was an altered Madara copypasta in the last thread.
>>86856092

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