Hiveswap and Homestuck

First for Homestuck was still good over all.

>all backers will be added to beta testing
So I'm guessing that's just not happening?

>>86865770
>Does anyone know how long episode 1 is going to be?
5 minutes.

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>>86865770
I only played a handfull of Adventure Games, that also includes Telltale pre Walking Dead

My guess is it will be a 4-6 hour adventure.

If he wants to do it Telltale style it will probably be 3-4 hours then.

>>86865868
length wise, you are probably correct, time wise you are not.

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>Hiveswap comes out
>It's an old school Sierra-style adventure game with death at every corner
>The game has literally no audience as very few Homestuck fans are old enough to have played Sierra adventure games
>This is Hussie's final revenge

>>86865979
Dump some other character for a change.

>>86865988
I'd really like for the game to be superhard, that'd at least lengthen the runtime.

>>86865979
>>86866094
Terezi dump when?

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>tfw gonna pirate hiveswap so hussie doesn't get a cent

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>>86866094
I only have images of Kanaya.

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>>86866094
Ironically the same autismal fortitude that drives him to spam is the same autism that prevents him from ever spamming anything new.

>>86866194
Pick up new ones on MSPAbooru or something.

How does h&hg feel about Terezi?

>>86865988
The game has literally no audience no matter how it plays. Hussie personally dissolved the remnants of the Homestuck fandom with Act 7, and no one who was never a Homestuck fan is going to go near a Homestuck spinoff.

>>86866469
I don't know, depending on the price point, and if the reviews are positive, the art style might be enough to get at least a little success on Steam.

Not 100,00 copies sold success, but maybe 30,000, enough to maybe dig him out of his hole and get Act 2 out.

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Managed to get the hang out of importing custom models, now it's a matter of texturing and also making her horns look good in 3D space, I probably should have started with literally any other set of horns
if that one anon who was actually making characters for this is still around, you better appreciate this shit

>>86866552
Neat.

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>>86866469
All he'd have to do is get Toby Fox to gie his game a shout out or ask him to do some promotional art

Ask a few lets players to play the game wouldn't be impossible

He could create an audience by just asking people to either promote the game. Its how FNAF was able to make so much cash. One guy played it and then it blew up to a massive phenomenon with kids.

Toby's game was under the radar for a while until some big Youtubers played it

So Hussie still has a chance

>>86866552
They look really nice, the texture on the horns still looks a bit low-res when compared to the rest of the model.

>>86866392
Slut

>>86866735
Only in redrom. I'd bet she'd be a faithful blackrom lover.

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>>86866392

>>86866392
h^2g

>>86866636
the texture on the horns is just what the texture for the model i started off with is, it's not really a horn texture it just so happened to make most of the horn red and orange

>>86866865
draw some fucking anatomy on the arms, you tumblr noodlefuck

>>86866842
She's your property?

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Can we compare both of these Trailers?

>Hiveswap: Act 1 Trailer
https://youtu.be/PGk7CEA-O_s

>Hiveswap Teaser Trailer
https://youtu.be/ptSacF8xb8k

>Teaser
The 3D in the teaser trailer is very rough, its got this weird slow down and that is to be expected from a game half finished and still in development, whether or not we will ever know if the game would have run like this is unknown as we will never get to see the 3D Build of this game

It looks fine for the most part ignoring the issue stated above.

Animations are good enough but when you begin to look at it more and more it begins to feel empty, like the house itself is empty

The Colors are great and give off a nice comfy Autum Setting and the music is pretty spot on for an adventure game. We do get a draw back as we only see the House at night and not Alternia. Which Makes me really wonder what it would have looked like in this 3D Build

>Trailer
The 2D animation when standing is good, and the 2D animated segments look great. But loose the feeling that the Teaser gave off with the use of colors. The song they used in the trailer is good on its own but the music used in the teaser felt more fitting for a Adventure Game.

Alternia looks beautiful, and the small piece of music at the end is great. On Par with the final bit of music at the end of the Teaser

But in contrast it gets the feeling of having a large world, but looses the feeling of scale that the 3D build had, but thats mainly due to the transition from 3D to 2D

>>86866624
>Pewdiepie plays Hiveswap.

>>86866937
>very rough, its got this weird slow down
Did they make it in Unity?

>>86866392
Five Guys

>>86866976
I want to fuck Terezi.

>>86866988
She is now John's property.

>>86866976
She only dated three guys and one girl. That's not even five people.

is john for sexual

>>86867012
Prove it.

>>86867171
Even the girl is debatable.

Does anyone have that gif of Joey's acrobatic fucking pirouette? I forgot to save it from the last thread.

>>86866924
She's mediocre.

Be honest guys, was Jake boring?

>>86867394
Even one of the guys is debatable.

In fact, if the girl is debatable, TWO of the guys are also debatable.

>>86867399
Both Fury Road and Terezi were pretty good.

>>86867418
Very.

>>86867418
Who?

>>86867430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU

>>86867421
Well, I guess they comsidered flirty bullshit dating which is why I considered them- that wasn't very apparent with Vriska. But if we're going with the actual definition of dating, all of them but one are debatable.

>>86867418
Better than Jane.

>>86867453
I don't even remember that. I doubt anybody would have gotten that refrence.

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>>86867362
yes

>>86867502
Is that Rose and John?

>>86867532
No, it's John and gutter trash for a shit ship.

These threads keep linking to mspa for a "News Update" but I totally don't see one? Am I an idiot or what?

>>86867559
Shitty self-insert oc then?

>>86867591
Close- Roxy.

>>86867587
damn you're right, normally it takes a few weeks for him to delete a post

Is there any reason to start homestuck?

>>86867587
You're probably an idiot. Unrelated to these circumstances.

>>86867622
So what did it say? Anything interesting?
>>86867637
It's been a long week, pal.

>defending Terezi

She sucked off Karkat's dick, Dave's cock, Gamzee's bigass club, Vriska's futa bulge and John's mangrit cuntdestroyer.

How can she be not a slut?!

>>86867662
>Meme logic
Go drink mommy's milk, boy.

>>86867628
If you like absurd humor and old video games start with Jailbreak and Problem Sleuth.

>>86867651
Doesn't mean you aren't dumb.

>>86867720
That's what I meant. Given the events of the past few days, I'll concede to that.

>>86867739
You'll always be dumb.

>>86867756
Fuck, I think that just might be true..

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YO WHAT'S UP?
I'M TOBY "RADIATION" FOX

>>86867776
Oh, now I feel bad. Sorry for bullying you, Anon.

>>86866392
not overrated, not underrated

Personally was never found of the wacky quirky character, 5/10 would tug on her noodle for a bit.

>>86867699
Says the guy who defends a meme character!

>>86867662
She's a slut but she's a fun slut.

>>86867817
Says the complete memeboy.

>>86867711
problem sleuth> jailbreak= sweet bro and hella jeff> Homestuck

they are all pretty good, better then prequel and other similar story styles

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>>86867362
Of course.

>>86867792
Based Bowman.

>>86867885
>Problem Sleuth > Homestuck
I'm okay with this opinion.
>Jailbreak/SBaHJ > Homestuck
No. The bitterness is clouding your mind.

>>86867885
>>86867932
WTF, I hate Homestuck now.

>TFW changed my name and address, as well no longer have access to kick starter acc.
There sent $55 down the drain
Least I got my signed hussie poster

where is pre-retcon karkat...
where is aranea...

>>86868052
Hello, transanon.

>>86867932
look into your heart you know it's true!

Again they were all good stories but jailbreak was like a nice simple sandwich while homestuck is a super complex 3 course meal. I've read jail break 5 times and I never get tired of it. SBaHJ is just bait

>>86868097
Literally memeing.

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>>86868076
Gone

>>86868076
Aranea is double dead, Karkat is regular dead and either vaporized by English or chilling with the rest of the ghosts.

>>86868170
The ghosts are dead too.

>Vriska super fucks over Aranea
>This is never punished or even adressed.
HUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSIE!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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>>86868198
I wish we got an ending that meant I could either refute or agree with this assertion.

>>86868296
It only makes sense, Anon. I think somebody has explained this though. Maybe Ted Talks.

>>86868076
Married in double death hell.

>>86868444
What if all of the dead characters went to Heaven/Limbo/Hell?

Hmm, Aradia shows us a ghost can exist outside dream bubbles, so is Aranea really double-dead? I guess she'd still have to deal with a snapped neck though.

>>86868540
Not only is she double dead, but her corpse was in an overwritten timeline. She's all kinds of gone.

>>86868540
That was literally never explaimed and it only happened to Aradia. I guess it's a Time power....?

>>86868768
STOP. IT HURTS ENOUGH. ;_;

Is Jake kind of dumb?

>>86868858
Very dumb.

>>86868217
but it was

>>86868540
maybe she would have faded anyway but existed long enough for the necksnap.

>>86868768
>>86868782
ghost live in paradox space and outside of any timeline shenanigans, even the scratch, because time/space are distorted save for timestop and growth/shrink. aradia traveled outside the safeplace that is/was paradox space, and got erased from existence from that or from returning and being destroyed along with the other ghosts.

>>86868799
to be fair dream bubbles was more sort of a purgatory than a real afterlife.

>>86868513
>Heaven
Kanaya
Feferi
Nepeta
Sollux
Aradia
Tavros
>Limbo
Terezi
Equius
>Hell
Karkat
Eridan
Gamzee
Vriska
Aranea

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>>86868933
forgot pic, worth it

>>86868939
Aranea should get into Heaven. Her only crime was being stupid.

>>86868933
>but it was
When?

>>86868933
You didn't expain the Aradia ghost thing though.

>>86868990

>>86868949

If you absolutely had to have a typing quirk, what would it be?

>>86869044
What?

>>86869055
Punctuation and capitalization.

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>>86868858
Do bears kind of shit in the woods?

>>86869198
>>86868880
But nerds are supported to be smart. Or at least not dumb.

>>86869055
Replace every vowel with the Nutshack.

>>86869027
man i dont know, even if she came back to paradox space she would be lost and only live long enough to blow up with the rest of paradox space. she is dead enough and out of story at this point. she stated she wanted to be a main character, she tried and failed, no need to elaborate really. being shunted into oblivion seems appropriate for a character that tried to go from background to foreground.

we already have doubledeath and in comic mockery of it, we dont need to elaborate on the concepts of tripledeath.

>>86869249
You must only play video games on very hard.

>>86869198
I want Jake to shit on my face.
>>86869218
Just a (dumb) sterotype.

>>86869251
I said "Aradia." The Aradia ghost thing. Do you even know what I'm talking about?

>>86869301
Canon fact: all of the characters shit their text color

>>86869301
Stereotypes are pretty accurate; see http://www.spsp.org/blog/stereotype-accuracy-response. (And welcome back to lesswrongstuck general, everyone.)

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>>86869218
Maybe Jake just doesn't fit into a traditional model of intelligence. There's certainly evidence that he can accomplish great things with the skills he DOES have, though.

>>86869327
Prove it. Poor Dave....

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>>86869326

>>86869443
That's not Aradia.

>>86869412
So he is a savant? That would actually make sense.

>>86869398
Lesswrongstuck...?

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>>86869484
Yes. Or, if you will, Slate Stuck Co

>>86869398
Liking comics and movies and wearing glasses doesn't make you smart though- especially as both movies and comics are getting more main-stream-y. It's becoming a dumb sterotype (one of the inaccurate ones.) Jake is a fake nerd girl.

>>86869514
That was supposed to be "Slate Stuck Codex General" but "Slate Stuck Co" also sort of works.

>>86869514
I don't get it.

>>86869514
I get the feeling that Ultimate selves link up better to the Theory of Ideas.

>>86869561
It's a reference to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LessWrong.

>>86869591
So we're psuedo-intellectual fags here?

>>86869647
That's awfully system 1 of you.

>>86869461
oh fuck sorry, i havent sleeped good in a few days and my mind autofiltered aradia to aranea.
also im not that anon that mentioned aradia and was talking about aranea.

which ghost was it? i only ghost i remember being outside of a bubble was sollux and he was never fully dead, just half dead then became alive and did nothing with it. this is a long ass webcomic and im surprised i remember half the shit atm.

>>86869697
I don't mean to be a dick but any normal guy (basically anyone who doesn't base their career on stuff like this) interested in talking about philosophy, politics and shit like that is a psuedo-intellectual. I won't lie- that fits me sometimes. It's less of an insult and more of an apt description.
I know this has little context but it's just my two cents desu.

>>86869709
The ghost pre-game and stuff.

>>86869771
Could you define what you mean by "psuedo-intellectual"?

>>86867893

DAVE: seven vaginas

>>86869791
the beta trolls died before their scratch happened, thanks to meenah putting a bomb in their cake or someone else.

>>86869910
You don't really know what you're talking with big concepts but like to talk about them anyway- the arrogance and stilted "logical" thinking are only side effects. Tbh, that reply is the most sterotypical psuedo-intellectual kind of response.

>>86870071
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ARADIA?

>>86870001
you mean seven vagainas

>>86870001
>>86870106
>Implying it's not seven dicks.

>>86870071
Those were the alpha trolls

>>86870169
>7 dicks
>7
>vriska

>>86870071
>>86870180
It really feels like some people here haven't read the comic.

Did you guys like Karkat before the second part of Act 7? I think he was actually interesting and funny until he started taking a backseat from the plot.

>>86870221
I don't think Karkat did anything in Act 7.

>>86870209
*8 dicks

>>86870221
He was never particularly interesting but he was funny enough.

>>86870562
STRANGLE HER, PLEASE.

>>86870571
Absolutely not! I would never do such thing to my beloved Kanaya.

>>86868933
No, shit, shut up. Ghosts don't live outside of paradox space, that's dumb. They live in stupid haunted houses and shitty dig sites. Aradia was a ghosts because, hey, ghosts are a thing. Maybe being psychic helps, maybe it doesn't, who knows!

But then on top of that we have Dream Bubble "ghosts", who aren't really ghosts at all. Dream Bubbles sort of catch and solidify the projected consciousness of a dreamer or dead person. They exist by the power of the bubble, within the bubble, they aren't true ghosts like Aradia was, who could exist anywhere. And the only reason they aren't effected by the scratch is because they aren't within it's reach to be effected.

Also, Homestuck physics don't operate under conservation of energy, there may or may not be another conservation principle underlying it all, but "nothing" is just another state of "something" in Homestuck. Hence Void, and hence English creating rips in reality.

>>86870106

It's seven vagánias, you fucking imbecile.

Is there anything more lame than attempting to correct someone with something just as wrong?

>>86870095
>>86870180
>>86870211
>>86870761

fuck. guess i have brain problems. i should go to sleep.

fuck i forgot aradia was a ghost ghost too. she went from processing her dead body, to a sprite, to a sprite processing a robot, blew up with her dreamself on the bed, and went godtier.

ether dreambubbles wasnt written in as a concept yet or dreambubbles only works when your a player entered in sburb. so aradia truely "died" and her soul lingered because of her ghost powers. she needed to prototype with her sprite to prevent her from being "corrected" by skaia and because of her ghostly properties, needed to possess a solid body thats not a rotting corpse.

>>86870762
Sorry to tell you, but the plural form of vagina as vagieen.

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>>86869443
Why do all bad characters burn to death?

>>86870616
PLEASE. FOR THE GOOD OF THE THREADS.

>>86870884
Who is a good character then?

>>86870761
>>86870803
There is still no explanation for the Aradia ghost is all I'm saying.

>>86870945
Nope. You can call me selfish, but I won't kill something that I love for the sake of fothers.

>>86870993
Ghosts exist and Aradia turned into one.

That's pretty much the entirety of it.

The worst things about the ending part of Homestuck is that they weren't even a creative kind of bad. It was empty- no creatibe sparks at all.

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>>86870997
Love less awful things, then we won't have this problem, will we?

>>86871005
No, we need more. Why didn't anyone else turn into a ghost outside of the game? Why weren't there more ghosts? Hopefully Hiveswap will elaborate on it.

>>86870997
>>86871021
Please just kill her, Anon. She's cancer.

>>86871021
No, and fuck you, Kanaya isn't awful.

>>86871060
Why don't you kill her yourself Anon?

>>86871062
Yes and she is. You fuckers made her awful.
>>86871080
I'd have to face an entire army. You can sneak in and do it because of your reputation.

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>>86871044
>Why didn't anyone else turn into a ghost outside of the game?
Sure they did. Trolls at least can just be ghosts. They are ghosts that work like ghosts, that do ghost stuff.

They're just fucking ghosts, man.

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>>86871062
>Kanaya isn't awful.

What makes you lie?

>>86866552
nice!
do you need the aradia card?

>>86871134
BUT I WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY WORK. I WANT TO KNOW WHY THEY'RE THERE. I WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY PLAY INTO THE WORLD. THE SPECIFICATIONS ON THEIR POWERS. THE LORE. EVERYTHING.

>>86871097
>Yes and she is
That's subjective.

Sucks to be you, and no, I would never betray her.

>>86871154
What makes YOU lie by saying that Kanaya is awful?

>>86871178
You must. You have made her cancer. End this madness.

>>86871201
KILL IT.

>>86871199
What did I do that makes you to think that she's cancer?

Reminder that Jade has DARK skin!

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>>86871175
THEY'RE A BUNCH OF DEAD ASSHOLES WHO DIED AND WERE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO TAKE A FUCKING DIRT NAP LIKE DECENT GOD FEARING FOLK SHOULD. THEY PLAY THE ROLE OF NEVER SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND GENERALLY BEING ANNOYING CUNTS ALL THE TIME. THEY HAVE THE POWER TO DRIVE ANY NOT COMPLETELY RETARDED INDIVIDUAL TO WANT TO JUST FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THEY JUST WON'T SHUT UP. FOR MORE LORE TIDBITS PLEASE SEE THE DOCUMENTARY: GHOST BUSTERS.

>>86871230
Kanayaposting. All of it. You guys made me utterly loath this mediocre character.

>>86871227
Never.

>>86871254
*loathe
Look at what you fuckers made me do.
>>86871255
Please.

>>86871254
What's wrong with Kanayaposting?

>>86871268
No can do, bud.

>>86871241
Not good enough. A ton of cool shit could be done with ghosts on Alternia powers/biology/lore/culture/politics etc.

>We never saw John busting ghost trolls.
Missed opportunity #365321.

>>86871298
It's annoying as all fuck, eats up image limit, post limit, etc. Can't even block the guy because he doesn't use a Trip.

PLEASE.

>>86871005
pretty much this. while death before a session might be a factor along with being a poltergeist, ghosts, ectoplasm, and ectobiology is also a thing.

>>86871044
>>86871175

they are the only ghost that are relative to the plot. the only ghosts we know of are aradia and nameless dead trolls thats more of a power of aradia than a person.

>>86870081
>You don't really know what you're talking with big concepts but like to talk about them anyway
Okay.

As far as normal guys go, sure, they can pretend to understand some topic like philosophy or politics for status' sake. It's pretty common and philosophy's has an especially big problem with it. So it makes sense to dismiss any random new website or just group of people you perceive as being interested in the "big topics" as pseudointellectual and save the time you would have spent investigating them. Your perception is a bit skewed, though. LessWrong is more about improving the clarify of your thinking (by avoid some common and well-documented errors) and the quality of the decisions you make. The discussions on other topics, big or small, are tangential to that main topic. In practice, it actually works as a pretty good filter against status-seeking pseudointellectuals.
>Tbh, that reply is the most sterotypical psuedo-intellectual kind of response.
True. Of course, agreeing on the definitions upfront is also very useful and avoids a whole class of mistakes and misunderstandings you might have had otherwise. Maybe even ones you didn't realize were possible because http://lesswrong.com/lw/ke/illusion_of_transparency_why_no_one_understands/.

>>86871320
>>86871308
Never.

>>86871356
>they are the only ghost that are relative to the plot. the only ghosts we know of are aradia and nameless dead trolls thats more of a power of aradia than a person.
I want more though.

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Real best girl coming through

How many bridges I am burning with me by admitting that Jane actually sneaked way onto my Top 5? There's also Roxy, Spades Slick, Meenah and Jade on that list. yes act 6 was my guilty pleasure
>>86871306
Well this is not a ship you see often.

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>>86871409
I love Megidos!

>>86871409
That's not Kanaya, man.

>>86871444
welp kanaya is the best girl debate's over

>>86871383
>the clarity of your thinking (by avoiding some
Fuck.

>>86871383
>. In practice, it actually works as a pretty good filter against status-seeking pseudointellectuals.
This preoccupation with your thoughts and this kind of self-obsessed moderation would still attract the same kind of people. It's still centered around intellectualism.

Nothing against the site but it still is the kind of thing I'm talking about.

>>86871425
You have shit tastes. Like, complete and utter trash. Just fucking awful.

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>>86871444
And that's not how you spell Vriska.

You people really need to get you're shit together and learn how to proof read.

joey and jane making out over jake!

>>86871465
That's wrong though.

>>86871401
Kanaya sucks.

>>86871531
Nope it's written Kanaya, pal.

>>86871406
there isnt any more
its over
homestuck is over

>>86871579
Hiveswap though.

>>86871561
Proof? Arguments?

>>86871593
you, like many others, will buy hiveswap seeking answers to your headcannon
and you will be disappointed

>>86871487
How would you distinguish a genuine intellectual from a pseudointellectual?

>>86871511
Seen this response coming from a mile away. I don't really care, though. 4chan is just another side of Homestuck fandom. If I wanted to gush about Jane more I would probably have better luck somewhere else.

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>>86871564
Maybe it's the "V" tripping you up, it's down there between the "c" and the "b". You get that down, the rest should be pretty easy.

Vriska is the best girl.

See? Like that.

>>86871672
We need a poll for the best girl, though.

Note that the only dancestors who should even count here are Aranea and Meenah. The other don't exist.

>>86871672
A'ight I'll try again.

Kanaya is the best girl.

I think I got it right this time.

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FUCK OFF, VRISKA.

>>86871635
I don't have a headcannon. I just want cool world-building. Optimism, Anon!

>>86871708
>Note that the only dancestors who should even count here are Aranea and Meenah. The other don't exist
Meme.

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>>86871925
>optimism

>>86871708
Sure, let's find out what this cross section of like 6 people think;

http://www.strawpoll (.) me/11404951

>>86871626
>Proof?
Her fans.

>>86871662
To elaborate why I'm asking, preoccupation with correct thought and "self-obsessed moderation" seem to me to mirror the features of academia (which cares about methodology, peer review, etc.). I assume would not label the academia as pseudointellectual wholesale, so there should be a criterion for what makes someone who is preoccupied with correct thought and self-obsessive moderation not one.

>>86871663
I'm right though. Your tastes are really, really bad.

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>>86871855
Tall women are a miracle of the universe.

>>86872005
>I assume you would not label
Double fuck.

>>86872008
>tastes
>bad
Taste is literally the most subjective thing in the world.

>>86871977
>all these names
>jane gets nothing
>nepeta is extra flavor of offensive

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>>86871977
>Jane

>>86871984
That's like saying that undertale is a bad game because of it's fanbase.

>>86869771
>>86871662
This, basically. Though even legitimate academics can be psuedo-intellectual based on the objective credibility of their ideas- but I'm not one to judge.
>>86872005
If you try to tackle multiple subjects (philsophy, politics, science, whatever)- even if you are an academic, you're still probably psuedo-intellectual. Stilted logical thinking and spreading yourself too thin is always a sign.

>>86872078
I can call tastes bad though. Who cares if it's not objective?

>>86871974
I am NOT a girl though!

>>86872116
Only awful things consistently attract cancerous and braindead people.

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>>86872170
what did hussie mean by having all three other alphas want his booty

>>86867932
SBaHJ is objectively better than Homestuck

>>86872211
He's hot, stupid, and easy to manipulate.

>>86872217
SBaHJ is high art so there's no real comparison.

>>86872116
>>86872207
Also, *its

>>86872232
>hot
I am fairly sure that's up to interpretation considering everyone looks so similar in the sprite mode
>stupid
More of a naive person than a stupid one.
>easy to manipulate
okay i can't disagree on this one

>>86871925
there has been no elaboration on ghost besides aradia powers and ectobiology.
can i have some of this "optimism" you speak of? you seem to have a surplus of it.

>>86872266
Runs in the family.
>Kanayaposting for no reason.
W H Y

>>86871977
You're not on YouTube. Post a real link.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11404951

>>86872304
>I am fairly sure that's up to interpretation considering everyone looks so similar in the sprite mode
Like, 70% of the living cast has called him attractive. It's basically canon.

"Stupid" as in, he doesn't know shit and constantly makes bad decisions. Not exactly his fault but the shoe fits. The rest is of this is just semantics.

>>86872266
Will Rogue of Void show up to bail Joey out?

>>86872325
>/hst/ in a nutshell.

>>86872266
>not being upset at four by being kissed by your sisters
what are you gay or from the south?

What were some of the worst moments in Homestuck?

What were the best?

>>86872351
Hey, I saw a /v/ post yesterday get deleted for not breaking up the strawpoll link. But I guess it's probably just a matter of "lol, janitors".

>>86872355
>basically canon
I am not even sure what's canon anymore after Vriska went from "a bitch that wants to be important" to "mary sue: alien edition"

>>86872398
I haven't seen it on other boards. /v/ might be special.

>>86872308
Well, the less there is, the more there is to add to it! And there's a ton of cool stuff that can be done! I don't know how you could get my optimism but I'd do it if I could! I guess I'll just keep posting positivity!

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>>86872396
Worst? Trickster mode.

Best? This shit right here.

>>86872400
Jake is hot. That is what's canon.

>>86872351
How is Roxy a Sue?

Wait so Joey is related by blood to both John and Roxy?

I sense asspull powers coming

>>86872454
>Worst? Trickster mode.
I hate this meme. Trickster wasn't really that bad at all. Unless you mean the "Caucasian" incident.

Did Jake deserve what he went through?

>>86872464
>He doesn't know.

>>86872505
No. Sexual harassment is never OK! Especially when the entire universe is doing it to you!

>>86872462
So who's canonically hot? The Alpha Kids?
>>86872396
Worst? The whole idea that not killing Vriska fixed problems. It didn't kill the comic for me but holy shit what was Hussie thinking.

Best? Probably Cascade. Though there are things that could come close. Both before and after.

>>86872553
Just Jake is hot, dude.

>>86872537
How was he sexually harassed?

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Let's embrace HOPE

What story development in Hiveswap would make you jizz yourself?

>>86872581
G H O S T S
I really want development with ghosts!

>>86872567
What did Dave's comments on Jane and Roxy mean in that case?

is he really into incest or what

>>86872569
Partially a joke but everyone kept hitting on the poor guy!

>>86872629
Since when is hitting on someone sexual harassment?

>>86872620
Dave is just one really horny teenager!

>>86872581
Joey is Jack Noir

>>86872661
I was joking, silly! But the constant barrage of flirting was kind of mean! It really got excessive!

>>86872396
>What were some of the worst moments in Homestuck?
feminist dave
>What were the best?
[S]

>>86872663
>dave is just one really horny teenager
>meanwhile on other side: jade "NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT" harley

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

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gamzee was a bad character in the sense that x-pac was a bad wrestler

>>86872702
Dave will impregnate her 36 times in 2 days!

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>>86872702
>mfw i read it again
what the fuck did i write

>>86872396
worst: fan-sourced art
best: hussie's own art in acts 1~5.2

>>86872753
Some of it in Act 5 was real bad though

>>86872440
okay thanks.

im reading aradia entering the medium. she was invisible until the prototyping, which i forgot. i dont know if she really needed too except to die again via spritesplode and go godtier.

>>86872814
Awesome! Maybe she just wanted people to see her! Or maybe she couldn't properly continue the game like that! Who knows?

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>>86867618
What makes Roxy a bad character?

>>86872879
A shit ton of things. We've gone over this.

>>86872879
I think the reason why people hate on Roxy is that she carried her team TOO much.

4chan is the only place where I've seen Rox called a Sue. I must have the best of luck on 4chan.

>>86872351
>>86872515
>>86872879
>There are people who think Roxy is best girl.
Scary stuff, desu.

>>86872919
>I must have the best of luck on 4chan
What?

>>86872870
i guess being seen is not only was a problem but a statement. the only one shown who knew at this moment was nepeta, kept it a secret. i need to reread this whole comic again sometime.

>>86873013
>i guess being seen is not only was a problem but a statement. the only one shown who knew at this moment was nepeta, kept it a secret.
I really have no idea what you're saying here!

>>86872686
Are you Jake?

>>86865770
Considering Homestuck's style of storytelling and the fact that this game will be a two-parter, I'd say about 8-10 hours worth of gameplay

>>86865949
Right, but length-wise is what matters more. Hussie himself talked about how he thought about the archive readers before serial readers because that's how most people will read Homestuck.

>>86873093
>Considering Homestuck's style of storytelling
That wouldn't exactly translate well into gameplay so I don't think it'd really be like that!

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ITT: arguing over the best girl

>>86873068
Nope! I'm more like a male Jade, I guess. Which explains a response I got in this very thread!

>>86873151
You have awful opinions and like a shitty character. Admit it.

>>86873173
yes
will you sent janitors to ban me for having shitty taste

>>86873192
No, I don't! And I wouldn't! I'm a guy!!!!!

>>86872396
Worst: everything after Cascade, barring some Caliborn scenes and maaaaaaaaaybe Collide, if you're being really generous.

Best: Either Cascade or Explore. The latter represents all of the best qualities of early-Homestuck, while the former represents all of the best qualities of Act 5.

>>86873208
And a coy one, too. <3

>>86873207
No, I won't. You don't even deserve the attention. Walk away from your computer and never come back. Walk out your house and go down the street. Just keep walking foward until you starve.

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>>86872581
If it was all a virtual reality simulation.

>>86873208
Struggling just makes my dick harder.
Now put the ears on.

>>86873236
>barring some Caliborn scenes
No, there was a lot more good stuff in Act 6!
>Collide
That was not part of it!

>>86872396
Worst: Vriskagram and everything that followed
Best: JOHN. RISE UP.

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>>86873245
I am not! Please no hearts!
>>86873255
No thank you!

>>86872581
Hope is dead, anon

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>>86872919
>I think the reason why people hate on Roxy is that she carried her team TOO much.

So? That just proves Roxy is best girl, and everyone else is a lazy piece of shit.

>>86873346
No, it's not! Hope is the only thing that never dies!

>>86873364
>That just proves Roxy is best girl, and everyone else is a lazy piece of shit.
>Unironically liking poorly written Sues
Roxyfags, ladies and gentlemen.

>>86873151
this is not a canon panel right?

>>86873043
she didnt want people know she died maybe. she went from aradia sprite to aradiabot right after she entered the medium thanks to equius.

I wish Dirk had been more relevant.

>>86873435
Jade too!

>>86873335
>Please no hearts!
Are you more into spades, perhaps?

>>86873456
And Jane honestly.

>>86873429
>she didnt want people know she died
Why not?