What would be the absolute worst current pull list you could imagine? I'm not even talking "worst comics." I'm talking about what, to you, would indicate the absolute worst possible comic consumer.
I'll start
>Civil War 2
>Champions (all available variants and multiple copies of issue #1)
>Batman
>Harley Quinn
What else?
>>86860034
Saga and no other non-DC/Marvel books
Batman's great right now though.
Suck my dick motherfucker. Throwing all that shade, talking all that noise. The worst comics consumer is YOU, for acting like a little bitch
So go fuck yourself, and I bet you don't even buy comic books every week
Red Hood and The Outlaws
>>86860034
Same list but throw in a couple of cartoon tie-ins.
AlsoWalking Dead.
Hmm.
The worst consumer?
It would probably be a combination of:
* Characterfag to death: refuses to stop pulling a character's book, regardless of its terrible quality.
* Consumes hype without even trying to discern if the end product will be good (aka eventtards; #1 and rare variant buyers; etc.)
* Pulls and pays for a fuckton of books each month (more than 30-40 issues), thereby telling each company that flooding the market with comics is A-OK.
* Only pulls the most basic capeshit imaginable. Literally anything else -- including even semi-interesting capeshit -- is noticeably absent.The worst thing is, this probably describes the average comicbook buyer.
>>86860188
But people aren't buying because it's good. They're buying because it's Batman
>>86860034
My HS friend who picks everything with deapool, gwen and batman's name in it and buys everything slott shits out
>>86860532
Except for the 30-40 issues a month you may be right. That just seems like an obscenely high number for the average consumer.
>>86860996
But its good so who cares why they are buying it?
>Squirrel Girl
>Hellcat
>Civil War II
>Justice League
>Harley Quinn
>Clone Conspiracy
>>86861147
Oh, forgot Blue Beetle. that book is so awkward and stilted.
>mfw my friend buys every issue of civil war 2
>bought some variants
I've told him to stop but he won't listen
Should I kill him before he can buy more shitty comics in the future?
>>86861649
I've got a friend who is a big Mark Millar fan. I feel your pain.
>>86861649
Sounds like you're profiling your friend there, Hitler. You don't know what he'll actually do yet.
>>86861697
I'd rather be friends with a millarfag than an eventfag or bendisfag or even worse, a bendis event fag
>>86861723
I was really worried the joke wouldn't get noticed due to this board being full of idiots but thank you for your service
>>86861649
Yes.
>>86860034
Uncanny Inhumans, All-New Inhumans, Deadpool, Gwenpool, Spider-Man, Harley Quinn, Civil War II, Invincible Iron Man, All-New Avengers, Mighty Thor