If moths had eyes would they be happy?

But they do have eyes.

Turns out the tumor was a pork chop that got stuck to her arse.

>>86831764
OF ALL THE-- I CAN'T-- PLAY A RECORD

>>86831764
Turns out - little monkey fella.

Just what IS Karl? A melon? A bowling ball? A perfect sphere?

You never see an old man eating a Twix.

>>86832152
A Bodhisattva.

KARL
YOU FUCKING IDIOT

THERE'S NO WAY
NO WAY THAT HAPPENED

>>86832152
He's a FUCKING ORANGE

>>86832213
you know he's right
you do never see a chinese 'omeless.

I just want one day with his thought process.

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>>86832152
>>86832515
HEAD LIKE A

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So superman right.

he just goes around flying without a mask on and whatnot.

why hasnt anyone just figured out what his secret identity is.

I mean it's weird init?

>>86831492
why does ricky hate karl so much?

>>86833645
I don't think either of them hate Karl, they just think he's a really bizarre person

>>86833574
No Karl, it's also how he carries himself and...fuck it, yeah it's wierd.

WHO THE FUCK'S HARRY?!

>>86833088
I do. We called him "Patches", because we didn't know his real name and he wore a jacket with conspicuous patches of duct tape. He seemed nice.

None of this now needed: baby dead.

So I heard none of them are on speaking terms. Why?

>>86833511
HOLE

>>86831492
Does rocks float on lava?

Oh wait, wrong guy.

>>86834782
karl and steve fucked while steve and ricky were dating

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>>86835721
cipher

do we need 'em

i fucking hate british people so much

>>86836379
Some of them are okay, Ricky Gervais is an unlikable piece of shit though.

No longer needed, baby dead.

about a hundred dead flies on top of a used condom

I was watching Luke Cage and wondering why Shades was called Shades in prison when he never wore any shades, and I thought maybe it was an ironic nickname like Jimmy the Hat.

>>86834782

Ricky and Stephen are jackasses with thin skins who love calling Karl an idiot, but the second he calls them out for some of their stupid shit, they got super butthurt and didn't want to association with him.

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>>86836217
>Turns out - dwarf gekko fella

Knob-on-a-stick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxGgsGVbOs

>>86838028
if you served it on a pita would it be a boner kebab

>>86834782
Rick's ego ballooned out thanks to his success, for one. He's turned into a jackass and never helps the others with their projects any more.

That said, I don't think it's so much that they're not on speaking terms, they've just drifted apart in their careers.

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>>86836938
>>86839871

More drama yes someone tell me where to find more deets. Sounds juicy as fuck. I love Karl. Ricky is a fucking chimp.

papa people

>>86840899
Karl nicked Ricky's Mars bar.

>>86842730
Therefore: Help yourself.

>>86835721
>Does rocks float on lava?

Yes, but not for very long.

>>86836379

How can you hate Karl? He does all the hating of him for you.

>>86836938

It's not so much call out as it is that Karl can take a joke, you can rip on him all day and his patience is almost saintlike. But he doesn't really know how to tell jokes like the other 2 do, so when he says something it's less insult comedy and more just a regular insult.

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What are some actual good ideas Karl has come up with?

I do like his Tom Cruise movie plot, though I have to side with Ricky on the whole "why in this universe is Tom Cruise still a famous actor like in reality but Ted Danson isn't?"

>>86843544
the brain transplant movie.

>>86831492
Why he looks always sad?

>>86843649

Have you ever heard him talk?

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>>86835721
seriously what if we just locked gavin and Karl in a room together and gave them random topics to talk about.

>>86843544

While misguided, his heart was in the right place with the Africa food thing.

>>86843677
I legit felt like they were just stealing the entire spirit of the show. Like at some point they were shitting on him more and on tamer shit compared to his earlier silliness.

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You are now hearing ricky laugh in your head

>>86843705

You never not hear it after a certain point.

I always get a chuckle out of whenever Karl says something wrong, and then Ricky corrects him but is also equally wrong.

Stephen is there to keep Karl from constantly being shit on, but I'm afraid he'd kill me if it was the day of the apocalypse.

>>86842730
The stakes were high and the risks were low

has there ever been a more unintentionally hilarious man than Karl Pilkington?

>>86831492
>If moths had eyes would they be happy?
The best part of this is Stephen only got to
>if moths had eyes
Before Ricky completely lost it.

The fuck does Susanne look like?

>>86845359
she's awroight, yeh

eyes that pop out their head...
Steve

>>86845432
OH He's 'avin a go!

>>86845432
Could be your brother

>>86845432
Have a ruler, Rick?

>>86843858
Few episodes I actually saw got me confused because half of what Karl said are not at all wrong but actually some trivial truisms, but other guys shat on him as if he was wrong anyway.

>>86836379
So which are you, one of the countries whose arses we kicked or one of the countries whose arses we created?

Why do we need em

>>86845359
big arse

>>86834782
Karl was making fun of Steve on Facebook just a few days ago so I don't think it's that bad.