You think they'll ever make him straight again?

Maybe bi but not full straight. Tumblr would be out for blood.

>>86829529
No, because he'll be portrayed as bisexual.

Jean saw the gay thoughts in his head and like the dumbass she is, immediately assumed he was full on gay, instead of liking both the ladies and the gents.

>>86829529
How could they without making Jean a supervillain?
He's gay for good. They might make him bi, which I'd be fine with, but never straight again.

>>86829529
I thought it was an edit....

>>86829575
she did mindrape him into being a homo, so...

>>86829575
They could easily make him straight again. The problem is, is that they're never going to send them back to their original time.

>>86829575
>>86829592
It is unfair that Jean is one of the main reasons I never got into the X-Men? She seems to do a lot of shitty things with her telepathy, and never really gets called on it.

>>86829592
We don't really know that for sure.

Bi would be best. We don't have very many bi characters in the Big 2.

>>86829529
I will

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>>86829615

The thing with the X-men is that they are incredibly irresponsible with their powers. Look at time travel. Most instances changing time is undone and forgotten. But X-men? Beast pulls the O5 and they've been stuck in their future for years now.

Just say that his body at the time was made out of gay ice.

>>86829529
whats wrong with being gay?

>>86829615
Just read the New X-Men of Morrison. She get's cucked for the inferior (yet hotter) telepath.

>>86830102
Whats wrong with being straight?

>>86830102
>>86830169
>limiting yourself to just one gender

monosexual plebs

>>86830102
Bobby came out of the closet in a rather abrupt way that involved Teen Grey delving into his mind without his permission.

/co/ and a few other places were miffed about that

he should be at least bi, "full gay" was a mistake

and it is easily retconned by saying Jean is just a fucking dumbass teenager who doesn't understand human sexuality and misinterpreted what might be a preference for men to mean only attracted to men

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Jim Shooter will make him straight again

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>>86830102
nothing but everything about this was trash

>But I've dated women, aren't I bi?
>Actually everyone in the world is at least a little bi. Except you, you're full gay.

>>86830247
>>86830303
Yeah, I'm bi and I would loved to see more bi characters, but this is so poorly handled.

It is fucked up to out someone like that without their consent. Yet, Bendis pats himself on the bat saying how great he is for this scene. He doesn't realize how wrong that is for Jean to do.

If Marvel wanted to make Bobby question his sexuality, they should have brought on someone like Steve Orlando, who is bi and can write great gay characters.

>>86830303
>>86830382

Also Adult Bobby isn't gay at all. So... yanno.

>>86830492
>Being both a mutant and gay was too hard. So he chose to not be gay.

wow
thanks for the representation bendis

>>86829552
>>86829569
>>86829575

Don't all gay characters eventually get turned bi just so writers have more romance options?

>>86829617

emma was in his mind and didnt notice anything, but jean somehow does?

>>86830492
>Also Adult Bobby isn't gay at all. So... yanno.
Yes he is, teen Bobby and Jean turned up to give him the good news. He took it well.

>>86829585
You weren't here for the rage threads that came from it?

>>86830626

yeah, thats max suspicious

>>86830590
I've literally never seen that happen

>>86829529
next step is making him a transgender, roberta drake - the icewoman

>>86830492
There are plenty of guys who come to terms with their sexuality later in life. However, none of them are because a teenage version of themselves and a teenage version of one of your childhood friends traveled through time and told them they were gay.

What the fuck, Bendis? It's so obvious that this was a last second addition to the character. You had control over both flagship X-books, you could have added clues to Bobby realizing his sexuality. Instead you just write, lolgaynow.

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>>86829585
No, this is the edit

>>86830747

yeah, Bobby being gay is fine. Bendis just did it maybe the worse way possible.

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>>86830653
You've never had a teenage version of you turn up just to drag you out of the closet?

>>86830812
Why is older Bobby shorter than younger Bobby?

>>86830867
Boots in the uniform plus he's standing closer to the "camera"

>>86830812
why doesn't bobby fuck bobby

>>86829575
>Making Jean a supervillain
>Making
She is a supervillain, anon. She just mind controls everyone to treat her like she isn't.

>>86830867
Repressing his homolust stunted his growth, he grew an extra foot after he accepted himself.

>>86830582
Mutants can't get aids.
Maybe being gay is a choice for mutants.

probably not. Not enough people cares about him. There's nothing to gain by making him straight.

>>86829529
No. That ground is too salted to ever grow anything again.

I just hope that they realize how badly they fucked up, and heel turn him HARD. Have him embrace being gay fully, and raping/murdering men who dare reject an omega level mutant.

>>86830896
Bobby should totally fuck Bobby. Might as well throw in an ice clone or two.

>>86830620
We had a discussion a few days ago about that. We concluded that either Emma didn't notice, which means that's a continuity error, or Emma and literally every other telepath who's read Bobby's mind either didn't read the gay part of Bobby's mind or decided that the best option was to let Bobby figure it out for himself.

>>86830590
That's only the women, anon.

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>>86830959
>implying Emma Frost has higher standards of decency than Jean Grey
I mean, I could see that, but still. That's fucked up.

>>86830943
This. It's the only way to fix this faggotry

When are all the x-men from the past going to die?

>>86829575
they'll just kill him and replace him with an alternate universe version and never mention it again.

>>86830812
Nothing about that seems like him coming to grips with himself.

It's more like: Man, these idiots are bothering me. Past me is gay, so I'll humor them.

>>86831049
Never, because that would create a time paradox, pretty much wiping the X-Men from existence.

.... Oh, wait. That's kinda what Marvel wants, huh? Uh...

>>86831093
It won't. The reason they can't go back, or at least the in-universe explanation given, is that the past has adjusted to their being taken and so they're no longer connected to it or something along those lines.

>>86830747
Occasional reminder that fucking Chuck Austen had a better setup to pull Bobby out of the closet if they'd actually gone through with it.

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>>86831088
Nah Bendis ensured there's no stepping back from him being gay from now on, it makes him a better person apparently.

>>86831151
What? Yeah, unless the Marvel universe has its own equivalent of the Time Trapper, that's a huge load of bullshit.

"Time adjusting to their absence"... Even Doctor Who doesn't rape temporal physics that hard. Goddamn.

>>86831030
It implies that Emma 'The Ultra Bitch' Frost AND original Jean Grey had better standards than Teen Grey

>>86830959

>concluded that either Emma didn't notice, which means that's a continuity error

yeah that's how retcons work

>>86830382
I mean, honestly, imagine if she found out through some method that wasn't telepathy?

"Hey, Bobby, I broke into your room, hacked into your computer, and found your Wiccan/Hulkling slashfic, and I just want to say that I'm totally comfortable with you being gay"

>>86831232
Mind elucidating for those of us who don't want to dig through back copies of the X-Men?

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>>86829529
It's fine to reveal a character to be homosex
It's reee-worthy to reveal outted homosex to be straight.

I say introduce a plot that involves bobby being mind tortured via forced sex from a female. I think it would be hilarious if he screams in agony at the impending straight sex.

>>86829999
>We don't have very many bi characters in the marvel.
Ftfy

Half dcs mages are bisexual.

>>86830747
Literally taking the O5 from the past and making Bobby gay was are the only highlights in the Bendis run in X-men. You can fill the other pages with nothing and didn't matter in the slightest.

The worst part of that whole thing was bobby suggesting he was bisexual and jean going nope full gay.

>>86831710
>move Northstar into the mansion
>have him become friends with Bobby
>have him develop a crush while Bobby has some serious mental blockages to sort through
It would have been so easy.

>>86831242

yeah, that looks like mind fuckery

What bothers me the most is that they couldn't make him bisexual -- no, he had to be gay.

With this and the shitshow that comes up everytime someone asks about Hercules, it makes me think that someone at Marvel honestly thinks bisexuals aren't a thing.

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>>86830959
You had this discussion with me, glad to see that you still remember.

>>86829529
Who cares? It's not like Iceman's sexual life was a matter of interest before. He will continue irrelevant as he always was.

>>86829592
Hot

>>86830812
Not while Jean has that on

>>86830102
The only thing wrong with being a gay female is that you might be one of those short haired butch flannel chicks. They think the art of picking up girls is act like a tryhard douche. They know they look repulsive and hate men because of the facial hair and superior huntsman traits, which includes pissing while standing.

Being a gay male is invitation for bullies. Most retards think if you submit like a chick, you must be weak. The worst is if you have the lisp. I heard that's from deforming the top of your mouth from constant oral sex.

>Bobby's body gets destroyed, and reforms himself but now as a chick.

>>86830959
Or Bendis just ignored something that contradicted the story that he wanted his daughters to be able to read some day maybe.

Is future wizard iceman gay? I'd fuck him.

>>86830102
Everything.

>>86835098
His timing for facial hair is all wrong. It's every gay guy in the closet who needs a beard.

>>86833565
>I heard that's from deforming the top of your mouth from constant oral sex

So, are you from /pol/ or did you just spend the last 40 years locked in a bunker or something?

>>86833002
>>86831242
Wow, I did not see these pages in the last thread we had about this. Jesus Christ, she literally won't stop poking into their heads.

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>>86835361
And before she was making him gay apparently Professor X was!
So I guess it's not just the corrupting influence of the feminine that causes the gay...

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Now let's all take turns explaining the justifications for someone being allowed to be gay.

And at no point demand anyone justify being heterosexual.

>>86835673
So, /co/, give me a reason why Professor X wouldn't deal with Iceman's gay side

>>86835727
>no point demand anyone justify being heterosexual
Why would you justify being normal?

>>86835727
If you read the thread you'd realize no one has a problem with the gayness, it's the terrible execution.

>>86830747

Not to mention, if you're closet gay you might be in straight relationships for cover or because you're in denial, but you're not going to be a huge womanizer like Bobby was. There was actually one issue where another psychic went into his mind and it was a harem of hot women. That ain't how being closeted works.

>>86836036
Nah some did, the terrible execution just added extra justification.

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>>86835942
Who says he didn't "deal" with it?

>>86829529

Gay or straight, they need to make him interesting. He's one of the most underdeveloped characters ever.

Imagine ANY Xteam led by ANY Iceman. Instant character development.

Oh wait
>Death of X

>>86836082
It's one part 'Bobby being gay doesn't make sense given his character history, with stuff like>>86836078 and such' and one part 'even if him being gay did make sense, they revealed it in the worst possible way'

>>86836036
That lie hasn't held up in the past threads when it's been used, what makes you think everyone other than you is dumb enough to believe it now?

>>86836078
YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAH all those HARDCORE MANLY whorefuckings! YEAH!
THERE'S NOTHING HE'S COVERING FOR THERE!


OMG! HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY IDEAL REPRESENTATION OF HETERO!!!!!!!!!

BOOOYAH!

(I NEED this to be true!!!)

>>86836174
>>86836237
Oh look, it's the same asshole from the last thread we had on this topic.

And he's still working off of his own assumptions rather than actually reading the fucking thread. How lovely

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>>86833565
>Women can't pee standing up

>>86835727
Was the ice hulk old Bobby's repressed homolust? Bendis is a genius

>>86836237
>/co/ must be insisting that Iceman's straight because accepting that he's gay would damage their self-esteem

You keep saying this like anybody takes Iceman seriously. At all. Regardless of his sexuality.

Besides, if you actually hung out at /co/, you'd know that being an icon of male masculinity is the Punisher's job

>>86836170
>"worst possible way"

Explain to me how him coming out of the closet on his own as an adult to the surprise of all around him would make so very very much more sense, when we all know that he lives with snoopy telepaths.

Explain to me how that scenario would have been met with praise and welcome by the kinds of bigots reposting these threads every week.

Go on, tell me those lies you need to tell for your own self-image. I dare you to.

Northstars stupid husband needs to die for this gay reveal to finally mean something. Or bobby can hook up with daddy colossus and double cuck kitty

>>86836327
If nobody took/takes Iceman seriously then why are these threads reposted every week?
Seems like somebody cares so much that they're taking things personally.

I'd have bastly preferred something like bisexual Namor to fill the diversity quota.

>>86836377
Arguments sake.

>>86836341
Explain how that's worse than Jean telling him he's gay and refusing to let him be in the closet then him and her doing the same thing to his old self?

>>86836341
>>86836377
Okay, I know damn well that you're not going to listen to anything I say, so let's try another tack.

What are you doing here? Seriously, what are you doing here? Do you think that writing these snippy posts and insulting my masculinity is going to change my mind, or anyone else's? Even though your big blowout post in the last thread only got four replies, none of which agreed with you?

You're not some oracle of the gods sent down here to reveal to us the error of our ways. You're just an arrogant prick who's obsessed with being 'right' on a Kazakhstani sigil board that exists for the sole purpose of arguing about the same useless shit day in and day out. Wake the fuck up, as you would say.

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>>86836432
Kitty and Magik are closet lesbians, Storm's one true lesbian love is a handicapped Yakuza boss, Wolverine attracts every age-inappropriate girl there is AND his son's bisexual, AND his clone is genderbent, AND he has a male psychosexual stalker, Gambit is a pedo, Nightcrawler too, Psylocke is an exhibitionist, Jubilee just got her blood fetish going on, Beast dated a furry, Colossus has a thing for his little sister, and I don't even want to go into the whole Emmaclops thing...
Oh yeah, and Cyclops' ex is into hardcore S/m too.

What's missing?

>>86836623
I'm defending the merits of a comic being bashed for minority acceptance, the very thing that defines the X-Men theme.
You don't like the narrative of the story? Too fucking bad, you don't get to whine about your hetero-fear until you've ruined it for everyone else.

It's that simple.

>>86836764
No, I'm pretty sure you're just finding a situation where you feel justified in using the term 'hetero-fear'

I'm not going to take you seriously until you start talking like an adult.

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>>86836237

I'm honestly not even sure what you were going for there.

>>86829529
no way in hell he'd go full straight again unless they completely reboot the x-men or marvel altogether

I'd love to see it tho, just for the hypocritical shit storm that would erupt everywhere

>>86836961
You've been taking seriously juvenile crying about things not being how anon's want them.
The bar is set pretty GodDamned low.
But I hear you, not using the argument that anyone here could ever EVER possibly be upset by a gay comicbook character existing seems reasonable to you, so I should think it's reasonable too.
After all, it's not as if all the NeoNazi shit from /pol/ ever EVER finds it's way into /co/...

>>86837230
>'hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear hetero-fear'

Fixed it for you. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go re-read Midnighter #1. Because, you know, DC knows how to write gay characters

>>86836341
I will explain using comics.

Before joining the x-men, Ice-man had a hetero relationship, during he always found the female form attractive (Kitty Pryde, Mystique, warbird).

Now, they guy who retconned Iceman into being is Bendis, and we have a BS against anything Bendis do, which give more fuel to the hate we feel towards the change.

We know that Bendis run would have been forgotten if it wasnt for HIM making Ice-man gay in the last issues of All new x-men.

It was a bad execution because as everything Bendis does, he only does it because he wants to be remember.

We are also complaining on the way he made Iceman gay, it was not natural, she just said "Bobby you are gay" after Iceman said how hot was Magik.

>>86837165
It's simple:

Iceman must be hetero because I identified with him one time so if he's g-g-g-gay ... (shudder) then I might have to either see a g-g-g-gay (shudder) character as relatable or not let it bother me one way or another.
Either option would conflict with my anti-tolerance values, therefore Iceman can't really be g-g-g-gay (shudder), don't you understand?!?
I'm the victim here, of a comic I didn't have to read or post about.

>>86837503
No, its stupid because he has a long history of lusting after women (not using women as cover, lusting, as in he's thought about and has had sex with many women because he likes it, and theres a number of occassions where telepaths have gone into his head and seen him thinking about women and fucking women because he likes fucking girls ), and his "gayness" was revealed by a snoop "snooping" in him and forcefully "outing" (brainwashing) him.

>>86836078

>you're not going to be a huge womanizer like Bobby

I don't think it's rare for closeted men to act like big womanizers to compensate.

i am for gaybobby, i thought that nightclub issue of whatever the kid Xbook is called was cute, bendis fucked the execution up about as bad as possible

>>86837503
>'Let me call /co/ a bunch of homophobes with small dicks again and see if it fills the empty void where my heart used to be'

Fixed it for you

>>86837602
The problem is he's been shown to think in his own subconscious about how much he likes dicking girls. So he's at MOST bisexual.

>>86837481
>>86837600
Shh, don't bother having a reasonable discussion with him. He'll just insult your masculinity and ignore all your points.

>>86837645

it's baggage though because of how comics work. no matter how good the coming out story is it would be there. but because the story is shitty the contrast is even more apparent.

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>>86837481
Bobby's "hetero-proof" date was going to a musical with a female friend who wanted to ask Bobby if he liked her (proof of all that hardcore fucking?) but that question was never answered because the "date" was interrupted by a hate-crime, perpetrated by guys proclaiming Bobby wasn't "a real man" ...
My GOD! How have I been SO blind!!!!

But hey, let's blame Bendis for this theme that's followed Iceman from Uncanny # 1 on, that's the sane argument!

>>86837716
>using a comic from the 60's as proof
>deliberately ignoring the following 50 years.

Are you daft?

>>86837716
COUNTER PROFF and you can thank x-anon for this.

In x-men #19 Ice-man goes to a double date with Beast, Ice-man goes with HIS GF ZELDA

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Zelda_Kurtzberg_(Earth-616)

>>86837716
Don't you mean 'hetero-hardcore fucking'?

I mean, there are so many words that you haven't needlessly attached 'hetero' onto. Don't you feel like you're not achieving your limit? Don't you cry yourself to sleep at night wishing that you did?

>>86837808
>>86837858
Shh, don't bother. Just shitpost at him. It's what he deserves.

>>86837621
I haven't equated homophobia with small penises, you did that. FYI: one is unrelated to the other.
As you have made this mental connection yourself, and are obviously anti-GayBobby in your argument, I can only assume that your own sampling group of homophobe examples contains a majority of micro-phallic males.

Now aren't you happy that you brought that up?

See you only had to show facts to the shitposter so they can leave.

>>86837980
I'm not anti-GayBobby, I'm anti-Bendis. Personally, if they had did the Chuck Austen thing up there, I would have been fine with it.

Anyways, you're trying to mock me by implying that I have a small penis. I'm pretty sure I've won this argument.

>>86836157
Operation zero tolerance.

>>86829529
God, i hope not. Too many hot boys in the MCU that aren't attached could use a Bobby in their lives and beds, and showers. etc etc.

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>>86837858
Zelda's been mentioned as hetero-proof before, but to use that example you have to deliberately disregard the literal reading of the text.
I have to wonder, when you watched episodes about that closeted gay guy on "Madmen", did you make these same rationalizations for his assumed heterosexuality too?

>>86838293
>'And if you give me another minute, I can come up with a way to prove that your penis is so small that it can't be seen without a microscope'

>>86837808
Dude, don't pretend that you're arguing in favor of more recent examples of Iceman's behavior.
That's a bald-faced lie.

>>86838293
>'I have a whole folder on these on my computer, by the way. I jerk off to it while I imagine you homophobes shriveling in the light of raw homosexual lust'

>>86838409
What?

Icemans sexuality was more and more apparent as time went on when he eventually started dicking girls left and right.

By the 2000's he was essentially a one man harem on a mission to impregnate the planet.

>>86838409
See? Told you he'd just ignore it.

>>86838347
you replied to the wrong post dude

>>86838475
No, I'm pretty sure I did.

You must be going blind from all that jacking off to proof of Bobby's heterosexuality that you're doing

>>86838293
I Can also post a picture of Iceman and Mystique, who had a relationship, and that was more recent, I can understand writer ignoring 40 years old stories, but MystiquexIceman was in 2007

>>86838425
>>86838453
>>86838462

Please continue. You are making the argument here.

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>>86836670
>Magik
>Lesbian
Magik is clearly a pedophile, the subtext and implication is all there.

>>86838617
>Confusing my shitposting with someone who's still foolishly trying to get you to see reason

You must be going blind from all that jacking off to proof of Bobby's heterosexuality that you're doing.

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>>86838590
There you go, him dating Mystique is always a winning argument.

>>86838617
The burden on proof is on you asshole, all you've done is post examples of him on dates with women which is proving his heterosexuality.

Show him boifucking or something before the "lolgay", hints, anything, something explicit and not your headcanon because 60's dialogue is outdated so therefore gay.

>>86837858
Anon you can't really win. Any proof can be dismissed with "he's in the closet" while any implication can be taken as concrete proof it was always the intention.

>>86838617
So, what LGBT friendly comics do you actually read anyways?

What do you think about the new Midnighter? I mean, you did read it, being a stalwart champion for gay rights in comics, right?

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>>86838641
She can be both, I have faith in her depths of depravity.

>>86838706
Well him dating Mystique is proof, I could also post all the time that Warbird told him to go and have sex with her.

>>86838780
Yeah, you're right. It's almost as if there was a comic that stated outright that Bobby was in the closet...

>>86838617
So, if I show up at your front door wearing a Bendis mask, will you buy me dinner or will you simply take me to the bedroom?

>>86838867
Y'know, I actually heard that there was a comic like that! Shame that it was written in a shit way by a hack. Damn, damn shame.

>>86838867
Yeah half a century later.

Homosexuality is evil anyway. Anyone who has been on /co/ long enough should be able to see that.

>>86838617
So, what's the cost of that Bendis shrine in your closet? I'm sure you can get the votive candles cheap in bulk, but the last lock of his hair from before he went bald? That must have cost a fortune!

>>86838784
>What LGBT friendly comics do you actually read anyways?

Well, the X-Men comics. Obviously. There are others.
Do I really need to post a whole list in order to prove to you that I'm actually on the PRO-more gay character side of this?
Is that all you got left to argue here?

They should make him bi.

>>86838878
>>86839005
Is this misdirected sexual tension I see?
You and Bendis really need to fuck this out.

>>86839102
He tried that ( >>86838706 ), didn't work for him.
Honestly, think about it: if bi was a viable option then why wouldn't his past relationships with vagina owners work?

>>86839057
>Implying that I'm still trying to argue with you

I told you already. I'm not going to treat anything you say seriously until you stop being such a prick about it. And until you take back 'hetero-fear'. I'm just curious about whether you read Midnighter on here.

>>86839157
So a threesome at your place! Excellent! I'll bring the boxed wine, you bring the lube.

>>86839223
Because it's a cape comic and no relationships work in the end.

>>86839223
Because he's a fuck-up when it comes to relationships

>>86838617

Serious question, but what site are you actually from? I don't just want to leap to the obvious answer, so I'd rather hear it from you directly.

>>86839586
/co/ is full of fags in both senses. He could be from here.

>>86839304
>>86839318
Well those are bullshit arguments considering how the past "arguments" were about how much of a harem-having hetero fuck machine this one wishy-wristed X-Man has been.
After all, WHY those relationships failed hasn't been properly explained until recently (pre-Bendis) with the insanely obvious solution to this big mystery: Bobby wasn't "up" to it.

>>86839624

I suppose that is true, there are a lot of us faggots on /co/. But this guy doesn't post like a native fag at all. The language is entirely wrong, he's working off of a completely different lexicon.

>>86839690
What's to properly explain? Do you think literally every relationship just works if you're straight? What's the explanation going to be when every gay relationship Bob has fails then? Is he secretly asexual then?

>>86839690
Hetero fuck machine! That's a new one

Now I'm just one square away from getting hetero-bingo!

>>86839690
You absolute shithead, how him and Opal broke up was explained in the last thread

>>86839821
How could it be on your bingo card if you just heard of it?

>>86839847
Bigot logic. It's like magic.

>>86839846
That must be how they get SJWs to see them everywhere.

>>86840222
Hey, you stopped making any sense first. I'm just adapting to your style, my good friend.

(Sorry for the wait. I got a call from Bendis. He wanted to know whether to buy an iron paddle for the threesome. Also, you may want to buy some aloe vera lotion. A lot of it)

>>86839821

...your posting style. i think i was arguing with your about carol a while back and you retreated into this same dumb ass posting style when you were convinced i was multi posting

>>86836670
>Kitty and Rachel are closet lesbians

>>86836432
DOOM pls

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>>86839586
Probably CBR. They have a particularly obnoxiously agressive brand of x-posting and they were the ones pushing Gay-Bobby for years before it was made canon. This guy's post also reeks of the usual victimised tone they like to employ.

>>86836670
An exhibitionist and roxxxy rocket tier adrenaline junkie and a pedo and she's gay now.

>>86836670

>Gambit is a pedo, Nightcrawler too

wow. what is this slander?

>>86839223
>if bi was a viable option then why wouldn't his past relationships with vagina owners work?
Because bisexuality is a range scale, not a pinpoint.

>>86830303
I've seen this page many times on /co/ and I STILL don't understand. What's the context? How does this lady get to tell this gentleman what his sexual orientation is? How did it come to be? How does he look befuddled that he is gay? So many questions and so few answers.

>>86843928
Jean Grey is a telepath, who saw it in Bobby's mind.
She gets to tell him his sexual orientation because bendis, hasty ignorance of continuity, and shit writing overall.
He looks befuddled because he was apparently repressing this.

>>86843764
Jean literally said that he was "full gay" when Bobby asked if he might be bi.

>>86842412
Nope, never got into an argument about Danvers.

And no, I don't think you're multiposting. Either you're the asshole I was originally arguing with (in which case you know damn well why I'm shitposting at you), or I mixed you up with him, in which case, my bad

>>86844002
I'm inclined to believe that telepath or no, a bitch lacks the intellect to truly comprehend a male's sexuality.

>>86844575
Tha'ts not to far out, Bobby is like what 16 here? He could get turned on by a shapely tree, let alone all the hot guys in tight spandex he runs around with.

>>86830303
I still think the most offensive thing about this page is the art