So why didn't Batman give Ace a good ol' batdicking?

>>86814931
He's not Japanese

>>86814957
Burn the rice, pay the price.

>>86814957
How's that relevant?

>>86814931
He couldn't stand to look at her

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>>86815106
You don't have to look at someone to fuck them, anon.

>>86815127
True, but it usually helps

>I should give Ace the batdick
>Better get out my Bat-Birth-Control
>Wait, why bother? She'll be dead long before she could become a parent
>Wait a moment
>Dead
>Parent

And then he kind of lost it.

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>>86815207

>>86815207
Fuck i laughed

>>86814931

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wikichan/Ace's_Last_Moments

>>86814931
Same reason he didn't give Diana one, no matter how thirsty she got.

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>>86815423
I was not anticipating there to be a whole fucking ED article about it.

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>>86814931
Why didn't Batman give Raven a good ol' batdicking? They're so much alike!

>>86814931
>implying he didn't when he was with her at the park

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>>86815423
>Ace's life left her body at the peak of the 5th orgasm. Batman felt her go, but unable to stop himself, continued for five more minutes before his own climax, announced with a shout of "my parents are deaaaaaadddd!"

>>86814931
because that would be beastiality

>>86815982
>Batman named his dog after her
I can't tell if that's a dick move or sweet.

>>86816286
The dog, Ace, is an older character.

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>>86815207

>>86814931
If she were older, she would have suggested it. She was so young, and never really had human interaction, or a friend. All she wanted was someone near her who didn't want her to do stuff.

>>86814931
Even though I saw the picture, I immediately though about the dog.

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>>86815207

>>86817609

...what

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>>86815207
For some reason I thought of Ace the Bat-hound at first.

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>>86818832
Ace was created in the 60's

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_the_Bat-Hound

Casuals I swear to fucking god

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>>86820329
He meant that Ace the Bathound in the DCAU made his debut after this Ace the RFG member.