>>86810697
>Haden Blackman
It begins as Young Rocket, jettisoned from his dying planet, lands on Earth and is adopted as the kid brother Spider-Man never knew he had. Developing powers over and above those of normal raccoons, he is branded a mutant and persecuted. Rocket, in a series of Annuals over the next two years, joins the X-Men, X-Factor, the New Mutants, the Avengers, the West Coast Avengers, the Rangers, the Champions, SHIELD, and Power Pack, using assumed names. He is then captured by the dreaded Doctor Doom and, his mind altered by the Power Cosmic, joins Hydra, the Masters of Evil, Heavy Metal, the Serpent Society, AIM, Freedom Force, and the Irving Forbush Fan Club, again using assumed names!
Then, when all the societies and groups have a sock hop on the same night, Rocket suffers an identity crisis and a complete mental collapse. In a soul-inspiring rewriting of his origins, Rocket retreats to the Savage Land near the South Pole, where only the mighty Wolverine (aided by Katey Power) can bring him to his senses.
The Life and Times of Rocket Raccoon is no ordinary story, and it's now available in a 50-issue limited series.
>superior spider man
Doc Ock wins, then wins harder, then really really wins, then loses because of some deus ex machina bullshit.
>>86810823
>Status quo ex machina
Every. Single. Time.
>>86810697
the transformers fought gi joe
Edgy, half-demon goth teen goes to high school and has ptsd.
>>86810697
Governments of the world create god-like superheroes, are shocked when they destroy human civilization
>>86811091
Fun fact: Official policy on mutants in the Soviet Union had been immediate euthanasia for any child showing mutant powers. This policy continued until the government, concerned with the growing number of powerful American mutants, reversed that decision and set up the Soviet Super-Soldier School under the auspices of the Dr. Piotr Phobos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SwdzLmDGHw
>>86810697
A group of WWII-era heroes struggle to adjust after waking from cryo-stasis in the year 2008.
>>86811091
Super God was ok.
I just read the first issue of East of West soooo...
American Indian war gets fucked up by some alien meteor shit. In the future, three colorful girls kill some dude, Pocahontas and Brutus kill a bar full of police, and a pale John Marston kills the President.
Man kill his evil future self