How come Superman and Supergirl have never gone out?

>They are the last people of their race
Right from the beginning, you are ignorant or a liar.

Is /co/ overrun with casuals? If any of you fuckers help OP to jack off to their fetish shit, then _you_ are part of the problem.

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>>86796713
Once you get your dick in Wonder Woman, all other pussy seems less worth the effort.

>>86796713
And he was raised in Kansas

>>86796736
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Kryptonians?display=exhibition&sort=mostvisited

The majority of it is supergirl and superman who are actually alive in the same universe and superboy of course but he half human (If I am correct).

>>86796753
Even though I like Superman x Wonder Woman this is something that couldn't work fans would dislike it.

>>86796794
>getting your knowledge from wikis instead of comics
Wew fucking lad, you are the epitome of a dumb casual shit. They aren't the last people of their race.

But I guess you don't have time to read comics because you're too busy with your wank threads on /co/.

>>86796713
Because Clark isn't into her that way, and Kara remembers when she saw his diapers get changed.

Sometimes, a man and a woman don't want to fuck each other, rare as it may seem to you.

>>86796887
No one has time to read thousands of comics unlike you.

>>86797051
>reading comics is bad
Casuals, everybody.

>>86797070
When did I imply or even say this? I said no one has TIME for that.

>>86797184
How much time do you need to read a comic? They aren't the last people of their race because there are also intangible Kryptonians and miniscule Kryptonians. Neither of those are obscure. In fact, they are HUGE parts of Superman's lore. Get a fucking clue, you dumb casual.

>>86797208
How are intangible ones relevant and unless someone makes the minuscule ones normal height they are also irrelevant.

>>86797277
"Relevant"? You said that Superman and Supergirl are "the last people of their race". Anybody who isn't a casual can see that they're not. Now you want to backpedal and pretend that this is about relevance? Guess what, anybody who isn't a casual can also see that you're full of shit.

You really are the dumbest, most casual newfriend that I've seen all week.

>>86797070
No one reads comics, not even on /co/. You want a medal from /co/ for reading every comic ever published, you won't get it. If you haven't done that you are a hypocrite.

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Superman doesn't need to fuck his own cousin. He can fuck Wonder Woman, who is basically female Superman and was created to serve as Superman's cumdumpster.

>>86797311
I don't start threads showing off my ignorance while asking people to help me masturbate.

>>86797308
You are taking this way to serious.

>>86796713
>They are the last people of their race, it only makes sense.
How? Without a good amount of kryptonians, the Supercouples babies will either have to commit incest or mix human DNA into their genepool (being in the same situation as their parents). It just moves the problem onto the next generation, with more noticeable consequences in each one.

Kryptonians don't think fucking cousins is okay like humans do.

>>86797358
True.

>>86797369
That comic is so old. Wasn't that in silver age?

>>86797350
Yes I am, but that doesn't stop OP from being casual cancer.

They deny ignorance when called out for it, they make excuses to avoid reading comics, and they backpedal to some bullshit about "relevance" when proven wrong.

/co/ is overrun with casuals, and anybody who enables the OP of this thread is part of the problem.

>>86797358
Oh man, just imagine Hulk and She-Hulk from Oldman Logan but with Clark and Kara...

>>86796713
>some places in the US and the world allow cousins to get married

yes, they're called "hispaniard and muslim communities"

>>86797403
Yes, I don't know everything about superman like you do, but I not ignorant. And I not making excuses I don't have time to go back and read all 900 action comics, you shouldn't either. If someone is intangible they are pretty irrelevant, I mean yes they do exist but they can't really do anything so yes they are irrelevant to the discussion, since it about them being the last two Kryptonians alive to have kids. You do make a small point with the minuscule ones but they can't really do much as long as they are stuck to their size.


>>86797451
If you think they are the only people who do this pay more attention, because a large portion of the word actually allows first cousin marriage.

>>86796713
batman manipulates them out of it so they won't breed a master race

>>86797491
>but I not ignorant
These are MAJOR parts of Superman's lore in nearly every continuity across multiple mediums, in comics, in cartoons, in television shows, in motion pictures and more. You are ignorant.

>And I not making excuses I don't have time to go back and read all 900 action comics,
You're making an excuse RIGHT NOW, you don't need to read 900 issues in order to find out about this.

>If someone is intangible they are pretty irrelevant
What the fuck is this "irrelevant" shit? They are Kryptonians. Superman and Supergirl are NOT "the last people of their race".

>they are irrelevant to the discussion, since it about them being the last two Kryptonians alive to have kids. You do make a small point with the minuscule ones but they can't really do much as long as they are stuck to their size.
The miniscule Kryptonians are alive, the miniscule Kryptonians have sex, the miniscule Kryptonians have Kryptonian babies. Superman and Supergirl are NOT "the last of their people".

You are 100% wrong in every way, but still you are fighting on. You are the worst kind of casual scum.

>>86797277
sups can shrink himself down

>>86797451
You're basically saying its ok for them to have sex since they arent americans

Guess what they are

>>86797358
Im sure kryptonian teach can fix it
>>86797491
>but I not ignorant.
city of Kandor and many kryptonians from the phantom zone(whom he has freed and doomed) would say otherwise. you don't even have to read comics, you just have to know few of the major superman events of the last 15 years.
just admit that you are going by outdated info and now bending words to justify how all the other kryptos don't count

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>>86797369
This /co/mrade gets it.

>>86797320
In the JLU show Wondie wanted the Batcock so bad.

>>86797579
I already know of the city of Kandor and Kryptonians in the Phantom Zone, but if you knew anything about the Phantom Zone you would know that People who travel into the negative zone are no longer corporeal and exist only as psychic phantasms of their true selves.


I am pissing you all off ain't I :D

>>86797605
Dammit Supes, Krypton is dead. Only you and Kara can bring it back.

>>86797617
except as I said in my post there have been many times when people from the Phantom Zone have been freed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman:_New_Krypton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Son_(comics)

>>86797617
>He didn't read Last Son

>>86797617
1, no. 2, they escape and can have sex and babies. 3, the Kandor residents also have sex and babies, you have no excuse for that. 4, you didn't know about them, otherwise you wouldn't have made the false claim in the original post. 5, if your current goal is to piss people off, why not get a trip?

>>86797616

In the comics she's crazy for Superman, in the other media she's crazy for Batman.

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>>86796713

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>>86797733

>>86797733
>>86797739

Ah, comic trivia... in which we learn that Linda, a Supergirl in her own right, traveled back to before the original multiverse had died to date and marry Earth-1 Superman, all because she reminded so much of his blood-related cousin who he couldn't marry by Kryptonian laws. And of course, they had a baby girl before she was forced to go back to her original time-line, leaving things to end as they did during CoIE.

So just you all should know, Earth-1 Superman had a daughter with a girl that looked like his Supergirl and this daughter can survive any reboot or retcon.

>>86797721
>In the comics she's crazy for Superman

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

get your nu52 bullshit out of here

>>86796713
Marriage between cousins was illegal on krypton.

>>86797801

She was into him pre-52 as well in two or three stories that had lasting effects. Just because she fell in love for Batman later that doesn't mean that the earlier stories were ignored.

>>86797779
I'm waiting for the day that someone remembers Ariella and how OP she is.

>>86797844
Kingdom Come is an elseworld

>>86797882

I was actually talking main canon. Like the "Trinity" arc of Wonder Woman when Wonder Woman's alien Wondership/Wonderdome trapped her, Superman and Batman by creating a fake world where she was married to Superman and Batman who their third-wheel that shattered dream, although this one was a more free-for-all kinda of thing because the story made obvious that Superman didn't loved her while Batman did.
Or the "For a Thousand Years" arc of Action Comics, where Superman and Wonder Woman were trapped in Valhalla for a thousand years fighting in a constant Ragnarok and Wonder Woman tried to have sex with Superman, with him turning her down because he still loved Lois despite not knowing if she was dead or if they'd ever escape.

These two stories were referenced a bit.

>>86796713
I wonder how they writer can make this work?.
If remember well the guy than write this say than he is a supergirl x superman shipper since he was a kid, in the silver age a lot of kids ship them and send letters to DC asking if both characters would date some day. That is why DC make that silver age comic about superman telling supergirl than cousin marriage is not legal.

>>86797912
interesting, however those are both extenuating circumstances and nothing like the casual romance of nu52.

>>86797962

Well, yeah. Superman had Lois back then.

>>86798017
and he does again

Wonder whatever happened to Linda Danvers.

>>86797816
they live on earth.

>>86797739
>Classic silver age salty Lois and Lana
I love it

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>>86796713
sorry but she's better off with bruce wayne.

>>86797880
I once heard on the Superman rollercoaster rides one of DC execs was in line and displayed was Superman characters and bios on them.
And when saw the convoluted mess that is Ariella's story and was upset at how nonsense this character they created was.

>>86797801
>I haven't read Kingdom Come or JLA League of One

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>>86798325
>I can't follow a thread

>>86798325

>JLA: A League of One

There was no romance there between Superman and Wonder Woman. Superman didn't kiss her, he pushed air into her lungs.

>>86798317
Wouldn't his penis be crushed by her Supermuscles?

>>86797051
"New Krypton", you lazy motherfucker!

>>86796713
No.
>>86796753
No.
>>86796794
>this is something that couldn't work fans would dislike it.
Apply this to the original post.

>>86797051
YOU DISGUSTING CASUAL

KILL YOURSELF

Mods need to ban this guy ASAP

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>>86797779
This?

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>Kara can never get the pounding she deserves from other lesser beings

>>86798420
nah, women's insides are tender.

>>86796713
Their reproductive systems are perfectly compatible with that of humans. Better to have a viable breeding population of Kryptonian-human-mixes than to get about 1 to 2 generations (at most) of full-Kryptonians.

>>86797537
>The miniscule Kryptonians are alive, the miniscule Kryptonians have sex, the miniscule Kryptonians have Kryptonian babies. Superman and Supergirl are NOT "the last of their people".

You lost all credibility when you made this argument. You might even think you're "technically" correct, but that is only possible if you ignore the context of the OP question.

For Kara or Kal-El to be with a tiny Kryptonian means something fairly drastic has to happen to either party first. They can't simply be together in their natural state.

>>86798614
>>86797779
To be fair she only looked like his cousin who 1. He never met in that story and 2. was superhot. The only real issue is falling in love with a girl who was pretending to be your cousin even if he was completely aware she was never actually his cousin. Which at its worst is just weird, but then again that whole situation was.
>>86803470
You're missing the point. OP's argument stems on them being the last hope of Krypton. But Krypton is alive and well albeit tiny and one city's worth. There's no need for them to shack up for the sake of the species.

>>86803470
Can you explain "the context" of OP's question? I don't see it. All I see in >>86796713 is an incest fetishist insisting that Superman and Supergirl are "the last people of their race" and asking /co/ to help discuss their incest fetish based on this lie.

>>86803614
>OP's argument stems on them being the last hope of Krypton.

That is an assumption on your part. It's not explicitly stated in the OP question.

It is implied, but so are other things, like them being physically suited to each other (can bang at full power instead of having to be careful not to damage a non powered partner.).

I don't even like the ship, but if you're going to be a stickler on a board like /co, you'd better come correct.

I could see a good storylines coming from Superman having a minscule wife in the city bubble thing at the Fortress of Solitude, and gradually withdrawing from the earth so he could be with her.

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>>86804252
It's not like there aren't other heroes at Supes powerlevel or at the very least he has to really go out of his way to hurt them . Not that Supersex is really an issue . The whole Woman of Kleenex meme has gotten stale.

>>86804252
>That is an assumption on your part. It's not explicitly stated in the OP question.
It's explicitly stated in the OP that no other Kryptonians exist.

Stop trying to defend that.

>>86804410
>It's explicitly stated in the OP that no other Kryptonians exist.

Be practical. If the only other Kryptonians alive are in the phantom zone, or miniscule, or even just living in solar systems far from earth, they're not suitable romantic partners for Kara or Kal-El.

For all practical purposes, they are the last 2 Kryptonians. Is it really that difficult to think of logical reasons why they might be a good match aside from just procreation, (which could also be achieved through a test tube and not sexual indercourse if necessary.)

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So, regardless of everything else that has been stated, can I bring up Super-SillyStrawPenis? I am not claiming to be an expert, I don't even prefer superman comics, but in the end, can superman even have actual sex with a human being? I know in all star superman (i know it's not canon, stfu) he has this issue and Luther solves it for Lois, but what does his genitals look like? Is his super jizz healthy to come into contact with human flesh? He shoots lasers from his eyes, whst happens when he ejaculates? Does he even ejaculate? Also fuck Kandor. What if Everyone on Kandor already has a husband or wife? What if none of them want to fuck SuperSillyCock?

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>>86797605
Sheeeit, bad example. Silver Age Supes was always clearly trying to get into his teenage cousin's pants.

>It's illegal for us to marry on our planet. But we're not on our planet, are we?

Superman belongs with Lois and no one else.

Unless it comes to porn.

>>86804829
>Be practical. If the only other Kryptonians alive are in the phantom zone, or miniscule, or even just living in solar systems far from earth, they're not suitable romantic partners for Kara or Kal-El.
OP wasn't asking for romantic partners. OP was explicitly asking about the Kryptonian race.

And OP was explicitly saying that no other Kryptonians exist. Be honest.

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>>86804841
And then there's this crazy shit...

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>>86805117

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>>86804830

Superman heats up his eyes when he's horny, so he miiiiiiiiiiiiiight shoot heat vision while ejaculating or even ejaculate heat rays from the tip of his dick.

Also, his penis has pincers, at either side of his dick, to better grab a female partner in their pussy folds and keep them immobile during intercourse.

Since in the NU52 Wonder Woman had never been with a man and Superman was her first, she didn't found anything strange about it and managed to roll with the pincers thanks to her invulnerable skin. She now thinks that all males have pincers and expect them. She even might like them.

>>86804389
just cause it's a meme doesn't make it wrong.

Who wants to have sex with someone they can't let have it? Imagine trying to fuck a hemophiliac with brittle bone disease. But in this case times 100.

Has everyone just agreed to ignore our resident mad lad?

Good.

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>>86805138
I'm seriously convinced that Supes made up the entire thing so he could kiss his teenage cousin in front of Lois. It's the only way he can get hard now.

>>86805250
Silver age. Instead of stepping over there in like thirty seconds like he damned well could and just smacking the bad guys around he lies to everybody. Lol

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>>86805250
I love how he basically admits to a newspaper reporter that he pretty much committed interdimensional statutory rape.

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>>86805155
This. My Questions are answered. :l I wish I hadn't asked them.

>>86797779
Also their kid was Supergirl One Million.

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THE PHANTOM ZONE is filled with unrepentant and pissed off criminals who are basically intangible ghosts.
Actually, no wonder they're all fucking pissed off. Imagine being in a place filled with deviants, even some of them hot, and not being able to fuck each other because they're all fucking intangible. This for years and years.

THE BOTTLED CITY OF KANDOR are filled with microscopic kryptonians who are xenophobic as fuck and since Superman has no idea how to enlarge them there's nothing that can be done about their situation or Superman's, for that matter.
Also, they're probably all pissed off as well, since they've been starring at each other's faces for years and years with there being no escape from the living-hell that is their city. Spouses have cheated on one another, family have committed incest, tons of fight and abuse might have happened, and there's no escaping. They've to every day face each other knowing full well what they've done to each other throughout all these years and keep the farce that is whatever resemble of a society they pretend to lead. They probably harbor hate for Superman for him falling them for so long.
Actually, all of that probably explain stories like New Krypton, that Greg Pak's Batman/Superman story and Master Race. No wonder they wreck havoc whenever released.

>>86796713
Even if they are cousins, inbreeding would NOT be a good way to repopulate the Kryptonians.

>>86805451
Inbreeding is only a problem if there are genetic defects to bring out. Since Krypton grew kids in vats pretty much, they'd have probably weeded that shit out. It's still gross, but if they do it in test tubes or whatever I think they might get away with it actually.

>>86804841
>It's illegal for us to marry on our planet. But we're not on our planet, are we?

HA!

>>86796713
If the Flash can time travel, why doesn't he just go back to before Krypton was destroyed and warn them?

>>86805581
He can't run in space.

>>86805634
Go back in time, get Earth's Green Lantern to warn Krypton's

>>86805436

Imagine being a kryptonian criminal in the Phantom Zone and in the first years of imprisonment all the criminals are still trying to maintain their pose and culture intact while forging alliances and enemies. Everything very quiet and hush-hush. But then as the years progress every facet of pretense crumble downs as your mental and physical needs win out. No only yours, though, everybody.

Then you see her... Faora. Beautiful and deadly Faora. She completely lost it after an argument with Zod. She wants to mate and anyone will do it. She just desperately crave some intimate contact and much needed release. So she's taking out her armors and garments, going completely naked in full view of everybody. You're going crazy with the show. You want her. You want to take her. You want to be inside her. She sees your ridig cock almost ripping your family's armor, and she finds it hot, finds it right, and gesture your to go for it. Every other criminal is too shocked, aroused or afraid to make a move, but not your. Something primal and wicked inside your woke up with Rao's fury.
So she's now completely naked and on her fours, with her ass in your full view, completely open and wanting. You fly towards naked as well and with cock full ster ahead and...
FLY...
RIGHT...
GODDAMN...
THROUGH...
HER...
SHE'S FUCKING INTANGIBLE AND SO ARE YOU! SO ARE EVERYBODY! FOREVER! FUCK!

Let's kill Kal-El alright, that fucker. Why won't he release us?

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>>86796713
Supergirl is a bitch nigga

>>86805652
No green lantern on Earth back then. They don't exactly have a hotline either. They had to know anyway.

>>86805205
>just cause it's a meme doesn't make it wrong.
How many fucking times? Kryptonians have perfect muscle control. It's how they don't constantly accidentally crush doorknobs or destroy toilets. Just because you're all "hurrhurr superjizz" doesn't make Niven's dumb letter remotely canon.

>>86805871
>They had to know anyway.
I've got 10 to 12 the Guardians knew and deliberately sabotaged Tomar's rescue mission because "fuck Kryptonians, no-one needs a bunch of psychotic solar powered gods flying around zapping everyone with heat vision". I'm also fairly certain the Kryptonian Empire first collapsed through Guardians turning all their suns red. "We all just got bored and went home" my arse.

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>>86806751

Superman can rip a normal woman's body with his jizz like if he had place a shotgun inside her vagina and pulled the trigger.

>>86805205
Because it's been shown to be wrong. Clark has fucked women before without tearing them to shreds. He's had children with humans in certain continuities even.

It doesn't really make sense. Why would she want to date someone whose diapers she probably changed just because they are the same species?

>>86807157
That's never been canon in the main universe. He pretty much always bangs Lana as a teenager and Lois as an adult without them dying even in alternate universes. Why meme like this?

>>86807315

Superman always wait for a good fucking time before attempting to have sex and even them he hesitates a lot. Usually he only has sex after gaining the Fortress of Solitude and divulging his secrets, all so he can use the kryptonian tech to be able to fuck.

WE HAVE TO FACE THE FACT THAT SUPERMAN'S PENIS CAN KILL. IT'S LETHAL. THIS IS A FACT.

>>86807378

He never banged Lana as a teenager. NEVER. He only bangs Lois using tech.

>>86797051
You may be on the wrong board. /tv/ is thataway.

>>86807404
>He never banged Lana as a teenager. NEVER.

Wrong

>He only bangs Lois using tech.

Also incorrect

We have also seen Mon-El fuck non-super strength girls without tech before which is even more evidence, muscle control is clearly part of the Kryptonian genes and solar powers are not awful to have. I'm sorry you are edgy as fuck though and can't comprehend this.

>>86797491
>hurr durr i dont read comics but that just means I know better than people who do!

GET AIDS NIGGER

>>86807501

>Wrong

OK then, smart-pants. Post a panel of young Clark bending wide-eyed Lana Lang.

Prove it.

>We have also seen Mon-El fuck non-super strength girls without tech before

Wrong. Mon-El had access to the Fortress of Solitude and all it's tech.