https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGk 7CEA-O_s So Homestuck h

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reposting since the last thread fell off

>>86794088
Good, now do Anna.

>>86785815
Underrated.

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>>86794088
Draw hot Anna Claire!

>>86794290
>biggest fan
So what was she? Singer? Actor?

>>86794059
>shitty PXS Act 7 comics

OH BOY, TIME FOR MORE TEREZI AND VRISKA REPLACING KARKAT AND DAVE AS THE DANK NARRATORS AND ROSEMARY AND DAVEKAT IN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND EVERYWHERE


>epilogue in 2018
You mean Terezi sees a light at the end and it's Vriska and the obligatory Davekat scene

>>86794059
Never read Homestuck but that game looks nice.

>>86794300
Mattress Actress

>>86794300
Had to be an actress, Jake's a movie fan.

>>86794059

Missed the last thread, but...is it...is it safe to feel a glimmer of hope?

>>86794088

Joey is too cute.

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>>86794088
Yo Angel, is this like lineart or something? Trying to figure out what I want to throw money at you for.

>>86794413
hope is dead. it died with erisol

>>86794059
post canon is pxs? wasnt that a huge failure

>>86794413
Her baby pics certainly were

So who is ready for the canon post-canon double gay weddings of rosemary and davekat?

>>86794494
Sorry, after the positive fan reception of Anna Claire, Hussie is going to have extremely whitebread, completely traditional straight couples from now on. Please expect a comic of Dave reading his single, middle-class child a bedtime story about what happened to Lord English.

>>86794290
that hair. why does hussie draw such good hair? Terezi, Aradia, Mituna, Kankri,

>>86794517
>assuming both Jake and Anna aren't trans

>>86794447
thats line art with shading, usually shading like that comes free and i can do it with either a smooth brush or a gritty pencily one like that

>>86794517
piggu made hussie a gay cuck. so rosemary/davekat are gonna end up canon. wouldn't be surprised if he made roxy/callie canon too. and jade/terezi

>>86794537
This is the 80s anon, things are stupid in a different way.

>>86794539
Gotcha - I'll probably be going for something like that.

Also, I never saw this long haired Rose before. She is the smuggest.

>>86794537
dirk and jane wouldn't be attracted to jake if he was trans

How does it make you feel knowing that you will be seeing Ikimaru and Gelasticat's Anna Claire before a good artist like Angel draws theirs? In fact I bet they'll be posted here more too.

>>86794447
>rose with long hair
disgusting
Great art but long hair is disgusting

>>86794635
Gelasticat's Anna Claire won't make any sense. She's not particularly rendered symbolically and is a beautiful famous movie star. Why would she look like the monster people that are usually drawn by Gelasticat?

>>86794580
Jane just doesn't know. Dirk's too perceptive and too much of a power bottom though... damn I guess you're right...

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>>86794059
U forgor the most pertinrt info...
#1

>>86794680
Well she can very easily be a black woman. Then you throw on some vitiligo, lard, a penis and then an awful art style.

>>86794680
because that's how it draws

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>>86794708

>>86794680
It disgusts me that she ships JohnRose

>>86794726
I was trying to poat rhe second one, but my browser closes 2/3 times when I ppen a capcha.

>>86794758
if you let shitty fans ruin things for you, homestuck is probably not a good thing for you to like

>>86794726
>>86794708
this is shittier than the last sbahj teaser. that's good. it was just shitty before, but now its ironically shitty

>>86794708
Vriska rides a meteor back to Universe C

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>>86794769

>Two back-to-back threads
I want to hope but I know it'll just die down again in a couple of days until something happens or 10/25

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My Original Hiveswap Character is friends with Joey!

>>86794777
AH BUT DO YOU KNOW. THE TRUE "UNFINITE JAPE" IT IS CALLED HAVING IRONY AND I HAVE IT. I HAVE SO MUCH OF IT THAT IT HAS BEEN APPLIED TO ALL MY WORK RETROACTIVELY. FOREVER. IT TURNS THE STEELING OF LESSER ARTWORKS IN TO A ART ITSELF. BUT BEHOLD. MY TRUE GENIUS.

THIS HARDENED IRONY. THIS FORGED METAL WHICH I HAVE. IT SURPASSES EVEN ITSELF. BY MAKING MY ART WITHOUT MEANING I INSTEAD FORCE THE STUPID VIEWER TO WORK TO MAKE MY ART. FOR ME. THIS IS A PRIME IRONY WHICH IS RIPE FOR THE MINING OF WORDS. EXCEPT

I AM ALREADY HERE. I HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS. IT HAS JUST BEEN DONE TO YOU.

HOW DOES IT FEEL?

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>>86794918

>already halfassed cosplay of Anna
Jeez

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>>86794290
I'm New To art, but I drew an Anna! I'm pretty proud of how it came out, all things considered! :P

>>86794910
Caliborn is a cry for help

>>86795155
it's p cute anon. good job

So is Anna the new hotness?

>>86795328
>canonically gorgeous
>canonically fertile

How can anyone compete?

Does anyone know if there's a NYCC mspa meetup this year?

>>86794539
Oh, Angel, how would you color a black Condy, as opposed to a grey skin one?


Speaking of, are Adult trolls grey or black? Because usually they were black in mysterious flashbacks and stuff, but Condy was clearly seen in person as all black, which I liked.

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>>86795361

>>86795434
Grey, probably. Troll Will Smith is grey.

Plus the Dancestors (who are all ~19) are grey.

>>86795328
Before the game even came out there were like 50 pictures of porn of Joey, all from /hsg/

>>86794059
This could have been a lot worse, as evidenced by that horrible 3D prototype trailer they did a while back, but I'm still unimpressed. I actually really like point and clicks but when it gets delayed for years upon years, tanks the source material with it and costed 2 million to make it probably wasn't worth it.

Whoever did the backgrounds in that house did a good job though, they look nice.

>>86794910
How do I know the difference between Caliborn or Karkat shitposting?

>>86795492
So was Condy just a special case, or a stylistic choice?

>>86795553
caliborn uses short sentences

>>86795553
CALIBORN USES A LOT OF PERIODS. ESPECIALLY WHERE THEY WOULD NOT GO. IN ANY ORDINARY SENTENCE. IN FACT. THEY ARE ALMOST THE ONLY PUNCTUATION HE USES AT ALL.

KARKAT USES PRETTY ORDINARY GRAMMAR, OTHER THAN THE ALL CAPS THING.

>>86795575
Probably stylistic? Kind of like how the Guardians are drawn with minimal facial features.

>>86795553
Caliborn is normal capslock shitposting

Karkat is capslock shitposting and talking about sucking huge bulges such as Vriska's

>>86795659
Karkat would never...

>>86795553
periods? caliborn. misuse of words? caliborn? overblown cussing? karkat.

Jake English with Anna Claire movie posters where

>>86795553
karkat is self-aware. caliborn is aware of himself.

>>86795689
>not Dave finding pics of Anna when Jade shows her around Grandpa's house

Hot
mom

I LOVE JOEY

>>86795754
You should love Anna instead

>>86795767
I HATE THIS SLUT

I WANT JOEY

>>86795724
>Dave traveling back in time to fuck Anna and create Joey and Jude
>Dave excusing himself of being gay and they lynch John instead

fucking
hot

>>86795606
True, I guess that makes sense.

But I like my condy black, just like I prefer Mom featureless and hot.

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>Joey goes back in time and impregnates her mother with herself

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>>86795798
>Joey goes back in time and impregnates herself

>>86795680
Also occasional stupid alien words for Karkat. Cherubs have comparatively few.

>>86795854
http://emilkirkegaard.dk/en/wp-content/uploads/Robert-A.-Heinlein-All-You-Zombies.pdf

So post scratch did Anna fuck John

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>>86795854
>Joey impregnates

>>86795912
>Joey

>>86795155
Qt

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>>86794059
Oh.

Oh wow. That actually looks kind of interesting.

Can I be a little hype?

>>86795936
serious question, what interests anyone in this trailer? why are people getting hype

>>86794059
>Hiveswap trailer out and looks okay, minus choppy animations and a UI that looks like it was done off basic Unity tools
Are you kidding? Given how much time and money went into this, I expected a lot better.

>>86795970
>Given how much time and money went into this
not a lot and not a lot?

>>86795957
it could be an actual text adventure and I'd still play it. I'm in it for the worldbuilding, characters, and dialog - none of which need animation at all.

>>86794088
>>86794464
ABDL Joey when?

>>86795985
>text adventure
you mean point and click right?

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I am going to fuck A. Claire, cuck Gramps and have two kids named Joey and Jude!

>>86795957
The world looks a lot more dynamic than I was picturing from the stills. The music is fun. I was never expecting much in the way of gameplay mechanics, but I can see myself enjoying a homestuck-esque adventure in that setting.

I mean lets be real, all of us are gonna at least pirate it, we've come too far to just go gently into that good night

>>86795996
Baby Joey is not for sexual

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>>86794059
The project that has occupied the lion's share of my professional time is one that you will understand completely why I have prioritized, when you eventually see it. Arguably it will prove to be the only relevant work of art in human history. I don't wish to give anything else away, or delay your experience of this unprecedented triumph of the human spirit

WHISTLES 2?

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>>86796010
But Gramps is the one with a fetish for blue spider girls and adventure.

I refuse to stop believing in this ship.

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>>86796010

>>86795957
the art kicks ass, the allusions to things in the comic are nice to see, the story looks cool, i like the expressive animation over the 3-d stuff personally and the music reminds me of homestuck
lots of reasons

>>86795854
is there any porn of aradia with that optimist attitude. that shit's my fetish

>>86795936
>Can I be a little hype?
You can get shoved face-first into a pillow so your neighbors don't hear you sobbing uncontrollably.

>>86796042
>praising the animation
lol

>>86796042
Angel, you rock, but you've been guzzling Hussie's Kool-Aid by the barrel for a long time. I don't think you can examine anything related to MSPA objectively or cticially.

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>>86796080
i dont care about the frame rate, its expressive, clean and cute

>>86796096
*critically.

>>86796049
Dave's girlish figure

>>86796061
Are you the one doing the shoving?

>>86796001
no I mean like actual type in the words >_ text adventure

>>86796099
they did the best they could with a game made on a budget of negative dollars

>>86796125
how did you glean that from the trailer

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>>86796123
Try not to get too hot and bothered.

>>86796123
Depends, how much do you look like Anna or Joey

>>86796131
my expectations are so low that i was impressed just by a teaser trailer being released

i honestly thought it was just never going to happen ever

>>86796148
He's saying he would play it even if it was a text adventure. Reading comprehension, man.

>>86796123
Beg for it and I might be.

>>86796148
wait shit i misread your first post

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>>86796148
go back and read again. It could be a text adventure and I'd still play it = I don't care about animation

>pic related. and my classpect

>>86794059
Hype, but don't really trust him

>>86796182
Seer's of Void represent!

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>>86796171

>>86796182
>get to know when your co-players are thinking about your nice legs

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Why is this lamp so hot? Why was this necessary? Why do I want Joey's mom to have a barely-concealed attraction to it and for her to semi-discreetly bed it regularly?

>>86796212
>get to know how your co-players wipe their asses and how they dispose of their cum

>>86796221
>Joey just leaves her stuffed animals everywhere
Cute?

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>>86796212
>get to know all those terrible things your friends think about you but are too nice to say.

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>>86796230
Joey is disturbed! Disturbed!!

>Homestuck, or
"How I stole several million dollars from gullible idiots and placate them with shit I drew on the back of napkins."

man people are in for a rude awakening when they don't even reach alternia in hiveswap's first episode

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>>86794059
>Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there.
he didn't even start it

>~other projects~
pxs bullshit collabs with other garbage webcomix artists

>The project that has occupied the lion's share of my professional time is one that you will understand completely why I have prioritized, when you eventually see it.
"w-wait guys! I'm n-not done yet!"

>Arguably it will prove to be the only relevant work of art in human history.
t. Maddox

>So instead I will light a fire under my ass, and attempt to deliver the content I know you have all been craving.
admission of guilt proving didn't even start anything

>Suffice to say I've been on some strange adventures.
"I have been in therapy since act 6 dropped"

>I doubt I can do any of them justice here, in a newspost which is rapidly running out of words I'm willing to type.
"I've been advised not to engage with the fanbase under any circumstances beyond announcing dates for WP releases"

>At one point I was thrown out of a stable.
"Hey remember when Dante Basco made that video about homestuck??? Anyone?? heheheheh...eh..... ahem."


Don't believe his lies.

>>86796235
>"ugh she sure doesn't have nice legs"

>>86796250
Seriously its a game now can this move to v where they'll be eaten alive.

Wait who the fuck is Anna Claire?

>>86796286
Joey's mom, Grandpa's wife.

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>>86796286
Somebody who's name rhymes with Nanna.

Coincidence?

HO HO HO!

>>86796286
Watch the hiveswap trailer

>>86796212
:)

>>86796227
:(

>>86796235
:(((

>>86796284
not gonna happen

>>86796286
we just assume it's anna. her name is a. claire; she could be anne or anna or that's it really given the conventions of homestuck names. maybe her name will be anais or something.

>>86796270
Yes, yes, everything Hussie says is secretly a coded message that confirms your narrative, we've all heard.

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>>86796276

>>86794059
Terrible
Just....terrible

>>86796286
The woman that Trizza is going to impregnate and forcibly marry when she goes back in time so she can erase Joey from existence, and thus inherit English's power for herself!

Do you marry Anna or Nanna, anon?
Would you rather have John or Joey as your kid?

>>86796276
fuck u I'm not getting through this session with my eyes intact give me this at least

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All Hiveswap images.

>>86795981
>not a lot and not a lot?
THREE YEARS
AT LEAST ONE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

>>86796343
We're sure your legs are fine. Probably. Not as nice as eri's, though.

>>86796354
Nanna
Joey

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>>86796361
Interesting
So Jude is not Joey's twin but her little brother, and she doesn't seem to be too much younger than Roxy.
Man poor Mom, she had to watch her adopted family die.

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>>86796361
Ooh. Pretty.

>>86796403
>getting kissed by two hot girls & starts crying
>has that creepy phone toy

Found our gay character

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>>86796361

I want a fic where Jude & Joey stroll into the new universe and cuck John & Jade by taking Roxy and Dave for themselves!

>>86796357
>Seer of Void going blind
Please, anon. Have a little more creativity than that. The game will find a much weirder, more nonsensical way to fuck you over than just literally making you literally see literally nothing.

Like you might end up with dicks instead of eyes and still be able to see out of them. That sounds about right for a Void player.

>>86796416
>mom lalonde's disappearing lipstick

>>86796416
>implying Jade and Joey, being nice silly girls, don't share.

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What's Joey's classpect?

>>86796421
no I start out with glasses and then I go blind and then all I see is horrorterrors and the occasional invisible person. forever

like at least with eye dicks I could alchemize some kind of eyedickhiding chastity belt

jude is infinitely more handsome than john if he's the son of a celebrity AND jake

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>Joey arrives and steals Roxy away from Rose by replacing her as a loved daughter-sister

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>>86796450
Prince of Light

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>>86796427
>>86796416
Somebody correct this!

>>86796450
Witch of Hope.

>>86796450
>sleuthy and curious
>has a flashlight
Mage of Light

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>>86796440
>bitchy sister
Nuh uh, Jade and Joey will bond over the sheer amount of shared interests they have.

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>>86796473
She manipulates hope? Sounds accurate.

>>86796451
You haven't grasped the essence of your aspect, anon, so the game would do something to you to teach you that lesson. And what you're supposed to learn is that there's no fucking point, that life is just full of random shit happening and there's no greater cosmic meaning to it, no significance of either the uplifting or the horrifying variety. It's just strange out there.

Therefore? Eyedicks it is.

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>>86796339
Do you seriously think Hussie has been working hard given his embarrassing track record? Any human would have withdrawn from society after how terribly act 6/7 went.

>>86796516
Joey is a Witch! Joey is a muderer! Joey is going to usurp the Empress!

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I'm hopeful.

Where are all the frames???

Joey is better looking than her siblings
Joey getting Jake-levels of attention from all the boys

>>86796553
Jude stealing Dirk from Jake by being a sexier, gayer AND wimpier version of Jake!

>>86796553
What if she hooks up with Karkat

>>86796458
I want to lick that chocolate.

>>86796567
What if she eats Karkat and then 8urps?

>>86796546
Joey's legs will break your neck!

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>>86796587
Me too anon
Me too

>>86796587
I don't know what it is about homestuck porn but it really makes me want to perform oral sex on girls

if cuntpi is here does that mean that nobody ever actually left

anyone have a download link for volume 10

>>86796652
Everybody left, but someone had to stay and man the helm! It's called responsibility.

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>>86796652
>cuntpiss is hsg

>>86796361
are craft drawers a 90s thing
I must admit I have a powerful nostalgia seeing all those beads organized like that

>>86796687
>Clown Fucker

>>86796677
well if she's here and I'm here and you're here then who else is left

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>>86796700
everyone in this pic

>>86796709
well now I'm sad

>>86796698
>Kanaya's black feelings for Gamzee were never explored

>>86796709
Can i get the template

>>86796521
void does not equal random shit. void plays non-existence to space's existence, obfuscation, water, mythology, blankness, horrorterrors, and lack of purpose, self, and ego.

if anything my eyes turn into vaginas.

>>86796450
Maid of Void, like Hiveswap.

>>86796761
as bard of rage he had the potential to be the biggest fucking hateslut ever and the only blackrom he got into was with terezi.

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>>86796765
>template

>>86796766
>void does not equal random shit.
Come on, Void isn't about the random shit itself. It's about the absence of meaning in what's going on. And wow, I don't know where you got half of that other stuff.

>if anything my eyes turn into vaginas
All right, I'll allow it.

>>86796636
Probably because a majority of it is made by lesbians for lesbians.

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>>86796709
>summerfun eri

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>>86796709
I didn't mind much at the time, but seeing this years later I'm kind of sad I wasn't included.

>>86796652
I just haven't been posting with a name. It'd make it all too apparent that literally any discussion of Calliope is started and perpetuated by me.

>>86796286
Jude and Joey's mom

Technically only her first initial has been revealed, we're just guessing that her full first name is Anna

oh god you guys arent roleplaying anymore right?

>>86796766
When has Void ever had anything to do with water? Are you talking about the "ocean" horrorterrors live in called Paradox Space?

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>>86796872
>tfw I'm on there twice

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>>86796890
>tfw everyone in that pic is literally you

>>86796872
>Indexer's included
>no HSA

You're right, this is bullshit.

>>86796920
Put your trip back on.

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>>86796906
>>86796920
MODS!

>>86796932
I never had one. I came into the thread because OP claimed Homestuck was updated.

>>86796938
>was
Every now and again it'll strike me that Homestuck (and HSG by extension) is really over. It ended the way that it did and nothing can make things the way they once were.

>>86796863
>non-existence to space's existence
see classpect symbols

>obfuscation
Roxy's drunken facade and inability to be seen, Scratch's inability to deal with Void players

>water
Land of Caves and Silence, drunkenness, depths, dark water in Scratch's head (okay fine this one is a stretch)

>mythology
as opposed to Light's clarity and direct knowledge. Roxy is pretty into what the world was like pre-flood, Equius and Horuss subscribe to cultural mythologies

>blankness
duh

>horrorterrors
live in void, oppose skaia which is Light

>lack of purpose, self, and ego
see void players and their struggles.

void =/= absence of meaning. where'd u get /that/ from hmmmm?

>>86796965
How often are you fucking losers in here posting the same shit about how sad you are that HSG is gone? Every day?

>>86796984
well we see u in here with your REEEE PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN every day too.

>>86796988
nah again I'm just here because OP said Homestuck updated.

I can't see any update though, it looks like more of that kickstarter scam stuff.

>>86796965
it's Hussie's fault for introducing so many goddamn hiatuses that Homestuck and HSG weren't able to go out together in mutual glory

>>86796984
I literally only came back today for the update. Chill.

>>86796984
Not very often, but hiveswap news has brought back a few nostalgic stragglers for this thread.

>>86796863
not that other anon but void has nothing to do with meaning, its the opposite of hope, no hope

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>>86796984
HSG wasn't just some slurry of shitposts, it was like a family.

>Karezi closure never ever
>Here have scourge shit and davekat instead

HUSSIE ZAHACK

>>86796804
>slightly sexy looking very happy Jade
Me like

How does Hussie keep crafting brand new quality waifus...? Is he a magician?

>>86797052
The man's talents are wasted. he creates amazing waifus yet tries to pander to the yaoi crowd.

>>86797052
it's hard to go wrong with a glamorous movie star
before A. Claire I wouldn't say that he created any good waifus since Act 5 though, except maybe Aranea

>>86797071
actually I take that back, Latula is a pretty great waifu too

>>86797066
90% of his male characters are sub par, too. At least he ended up mashing together two of the only four fuckable ones.

>>86797071
Condy, Meenah, Damara, Latula, all pretty good waifus that hit different parts of the waifuboner

>>86797090
a waifu is more than just a girl you want to fuck though
would you honestly be interested in attempting a serious relationship with Meenah or Damara

>>86797052
Hussie didn't make any of the Hiveswap characters.

>>86797089
You mean by making them sub-par and awful as well?
Wait I forgot you're a davekat shipper who eats that shit up, nevermind.

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>>86797115
but he did

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how well did i do

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>>86797090
more than one waifu
will ruin your laifu

>>86797118
Davekat didn't make them sub-par. They were still the same characters.

>>86797089
Homestuck has some fantastic husbando material if you don't have garbage taste. I think I know the other two you're thinking of, but I'd love to hear you list them.

>>86797123
That's not his art, it's a decent imitation. He can't draw anymore after Homestuck.

>>86797139
davekat didn't make them sub par, but they sure did become worse after the retcon, like most characters

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>>86797132
Oh they're not my waifus, I'm just saying they're good ones. Like if you were at the waifu market pushing your cart full of Jade you'd nod appreciatively at the Latula aisle but note that you're trying to save this year.

>>86797150
This, honestly. Game is a Day 1 pirate.

>>86797147
>>86797150
i like this meme

>>86797144
Dirk and Sollux. Equius was funny, but too fucking mental. Jake has no personality. John still is the only character that acts 13. The rest are psycho, wimps, or both.

And caliborn is precious.

>>86797089
Mituna, Caliborn, John, Dave, Sollux, Tavros, Eri, Karkat, Dirk, Dad, Grandpa, Spades Slick, Diamonds Droog, Matchsticks, Crowbar

>>86797179
Pre-retcon I assume?

>>86797123
this character design feels like he is out of ideas
he is creatively bankrupt and can only rip off himself now

>>86797131
why are you posting a photo from July 10th
also True Fans like me get it autographed

>>86797132
roxy is a garbage waifu

>>86797139
bullshit, they were both flanderized to extreme levels of being a pussy

>>86797179
Okay, you're right with Mituna, slick, droog and crowbar, but I don't know if I can physically fuck the last two, and the first one doesn't have the capacity to consent.

So why did Hussie start fucking up his storytelling super hard in Act 6? Are there any particular reasons usually cited?

>>86797157
>not lavishing all your money on your waifu
my waifu has never been mentioned on any board but /lit/ and maybe /tg/ so far as I know, and I'm glad. u casual

>>86794059
>"post-canon content"
You know what the main benefit of being the primary source of material for your IPs is, as opposed to being a fanfic writer? YOUR SHIT CAN BE CANON AND THEREFORE CAN BE RELEVANT TO THE ORIGINAL SUBJECT MATTER AT ALL.

>>86797200
His urethra started mouthing words and singing like Hexxus in his small sludge form during Toxic Love

>>86797196
hey now mituna's not THAT retarded

>>86797196
if he can say no he can say yes
slick has a robot body, crowbar is a leprechaun and their sex life involves lots of dicks. fair enough for droog though

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>>86797211
post cute 'tunes

>>86797201
>not conserving your money and saving it so you can buy your waifu a nice house in a good neighborhood with good schools

>>86797210
not that I can't appreciate a good ferngully analogy but I've got to say that I wasn't expecting to see one here

>>86797206
Not even Homestuck canon is canon to Homestuck anymore.

>>86797173
Wow, exactly right. I hedged a bit between John and Sollux, figuring that John might be too immature despite his fair popularity in the fandom writ large, and you absolutely nailed the Boring Taste Four.

>>86797206
Hussie realized that ever since the retcon, whenever he makes things canon, he creates plot holes

so it's nothing but Paradox Space from here on out

>>86797232
and which homestuck boys do you like, anon? is your taste any better?

>John
>Equius
>Doc Scratch
>Mituna
>Crowbar
>Dirk
>Droogs
>Maybe Sollux and Tavros

Homestuck has at least SOME decent husbandos, to claim otherwise is to expose your garbage tastes.

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>>86797221
All tunas are cute.

>>86797211
Latula rapes him every night.

>>86797222
>>86797237

>>86797252
The entire point was that homestuck had enjoyable characters we were invested in and Hussie fucked that up

>>86797253
no, latula "rapes" him every night and is very unconvincing to boot

>>86797252
I'm not a chick but if I was, I would be terrified of letting most of those guys put their dick in me

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>>86797237
>tfw you have a conversation with someone about the value of kids and you were talking about the benefits and shit but a while later it actually turns out they were trans and you were just making them feel bad the whole time

>>86797280
I personally wouldn't trust the vast majority of the Homestuck girls either

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>>86797284

>>86797249
Caliborn, Scratch, Slick, Droog, Boxcars, Crowbar, and WV are some big ones.

Out of the trolls Karkat and Sollux are certainly respectable, but ONLY Karkat and Sollux (and the Striders) is just not appreciating the best of what Homestuck has to offer. They're collectively like the chicken tenders of hot Homestuck guys - they're tasty, but if they're the only thing you like on the menu, I'm going to question your taste.

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I don't see the appeal in Mituna but Latula is fucking A+
seriously she's the most underrated waifu in homestuck

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>>86797309
Okay, I love Caliborn too, but do you really want him sticking his hemipenes in you? Come on.

>>86797306
I see she's started to hang out with Jade

>>86797338
>Jade space-warps her babies into other girls' wombs to temporarily escape the burdens of pregnancy
>she does this to punish Vriska for being all-around awful and ends up filling her gut with stillborn fetuses over time

>>86797330
>not wanting caliborn to become a snake that can only be measured in astronomical units and tap into the rainbow seizure power of the universe and use it to fuck you up

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Who else experienced the briefest excitement before it all came back to you and you remembered how fucking ruined everything got in the retconning. I feel like I was just excited to have someone shit in my mouth. He's not going to repair the damage or anything, even in an epilogue.

>>86797330
Yes? Absolutely? More than anyone else in Homestuck, by miles.

>>86797344
>Pregnancy
>a burden for Jade
>Jade ever giving up the chance to be pregnant

What the everloving FUCK am I reading?

>>86797357
at least he can't fuck up SBaHJ... right?
unless he puts ipgd in charge of the project

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>>86797327
The appeal is that mituna is cute. He's like spongefan with fluffy hair and a tragic backstory. to be fair, spongefan probably also had a tragic backstory.

>>86797365
to each their own, I guess.

>>86797344
>Jade producing stillborns
She's Jade, not Jane.

>>86797371
well he's made bad sbahjs before
as in actually bad not funny bad

>>86797370
You think too small, she can host backup babies in the bellies of all her friends (except for barren Jane) while she's got another bun in her own oven.

>>86797371
>implying that isn't the one thing ipgd is legitimately good at

>implying SBaHJ isn't too stale to hold any further value and Hussie isn't chasing a mythical golden goose by attempting a bigger project with it

>>86797382
The babies die because they end up in Vriska's body. Pay attention.

>>86797380
Isn't he also a genuine lecherous douche underneath the disability though?

>>86797402
I don't remember him being lecherous but there was that line about how he had a little helmet for his bulge

>>86797385
every official SBaHJ at least has something of value buried in it
unlike those ones made by KC Green

>>86797387
I'm pretty sick of ipgd's detailed renditions to be honest
I feel like the "SBaHJ, but artsy" joke has gotten old

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>>86797402
He was crude and inflammatory. He was supposed to be a surrogate for the part of the fandom that was hsg, so yes?

>>86797415
>I feel like the "SBaHJ, but artsy" joke has gotten old
glub always did those better anyway

>>86797387
Hey! ipgd is also very good at writing incestuous gay porn.

>>86797386
Like hell she'd give up HER fetuses. They can get their own.

>>86797457
Dog mothers are ruthless and they'll eat their own damn pups if they can.

>>86797465
Good thing it's Jade then. Jade adores babies like Lalondes adore cats.

>>86797523
So you're saying Jade killed a baby and held a mock-funeral for it, burying it in a little suit and everything?

>>86797558
Clearly, she wouldn't have burried it. She would have taxidermied it.

>>86797558
The Lalondes never killed their cats on purpose stupid.
Plus it's not like Jade would ever lose a baby, again not Jane.

So what fetishes will Anna be associated with?

>>86797619
milfs, obviously

>>86797619
sexhair

>>86797619
all the fetishes related to Mom

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>>86797619
Whatever that thing is where it's fantasy dresses, MILF, and bridal.
Also exhibitionism, movie star after all.

>>86797626
Even catgirls and drunkenness?

>>86797619
Bestiality.

>>86797679
Jake's not THAT dumb

>>86797685
Why do you think Jake's killed all those animals?Not for sport, I can tell you that much.

>>86797685
This is Grandpa Harley, not Jake. he's an admirable billionaire badass with a moviestar wife.

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If Joey is 13 in 1994, she'd be born in the 80s. Jake was born in 1910.
how old is Anna?
How does Jake age so damn well?

>>86797732
You realize this means that Grandma English was probably also a hottie until she was 70 too.

>>86794563
In the greatest way.

>>86797732
Gods age well.

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>>86797732
Isn't it a little weird to have guardians with all their facial features?

>>86797732
Anna looked fairly young in the picture where she's holding baby Joey, not much older than the wedding pic. Plus if I was Jake I would tap that pregnant ASAP.
So let's assume only a few years in marriage, Jake was late 60s, early 70s when he married her.
Could easily be possible for him to be look that good, he's got the mustache and doesn't look THAT young. He looks like a dork in fact.

>>86794059
>INB4 the epilogue is just another "lol anime" flash with Davekat and Rosemary

>implying joey won't be gay with the male troll

this is the future we chose

>>86797762
Guardians didn't have facial features because that's how the kids perceived them.
So I guess Joey sees her parents as normal?

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>>86797772
Seriously, why did Sburb choose such fucked up kids to make a universe?

>>86795673
He has! He will!

>>86795693
Underrated post.

>>86797772
Joey loves her mommy and daddy!
Also Anna was a famous movie star and gorgeous. No wonder she saw her full face

>>86797619
NTR
Nanna's slutty bitchy rival

>>86797794
How old is Joey? Is she older than 13? Maybe she sees her whole face because as kids grow up they see their parents less as inhuman monoliths and more as regular people.

>>86797813
She definitely seems 13, or even younger.

>>86797772
Joey has a mommy, daddy, doggy AND a brother that she lives with.

PLUS she's hot as fuck

How can crocker even compete?

>>86796403
That's pedophilia.

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>>86797775
Being mentally and emotionally damaged is the only way to win SBURB

>>86797823
Why did Nanna never tell dad about her brother, his cousins, and thus all that shit?

>>86797839
How do you know she didn't?

>>86797132
Having Roxy as your waifu means you should kill yourself.

>>86797877
when the fuck did y'all turn against roxy
she was your goddamn queen back in the day

whatever happened to classpect anon?

>>86797387
IPGD is shit at everything.

>>86797732
Semen.

>>86797889
>ya'll
>>>/t/umblr

When people admitted that she was a shit character that people only liked because stayed away from the romance drama.

>>86797875
Because then you have to explain why he didn't tell John and why John didn't go "Hey Jade we're cousins!!!"

>>86797909
*she stayed
Fuck my ass.

>>86797889
Roxy is shit desu.

>>86797910
Or going to Rose and saying "Hey Rose we're cousins!!" or Jade doing that to her.

>>86797940
Well for Rose at least if she knew she had relatives she'd try to fuck them

>>86797766
>Rosemary
>relevant
They will read a fucking book in the background lmao

Official Fuckability Quality List of the Jake Family

>Perfection Tier
Anna
Dad
Condy

>Beauty incarnate Tier
Jude
Joey
Jake

>Waifu Tier
John
Jade
Colonel Sassacre

>Should be illegal Tier
Bec
Halley
Tesseract
Jane

>>86797966
>Look Rose
>These Are Words
>Yes, we are so lesbians you can feel the love.
>This Is All We Ever Do Now