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Just thought I'd make a thread to let the leftover fans know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGk7CEA-O_s
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Fucking finally
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I was going to post this.
Looks good.
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it's finally happening
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would you?
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I want to play Joey's game!
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>>86784440

>animated frames not even smooth in the video
>all that money for this

I can't even be angry. I'm just disappointed.
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>>86784519
what does A in A. Claire stand for
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>>86784540
maybe Audrey, as in Audrey Hepburn
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>>86784440
Looks a lot more like the HS sprite style, though I can't help but notice the difference in art styles between the animated portions and rendered backdrops.

old adventure game problem though, might help with the puzzles I guess. that striking animation with the flashlight was pretty sweet though. not sure about the walking animation.

I'm pessimistically optimistic.
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>that choppy animation
>that complete lack of design for the context menu
was this game written in javascript
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>>86784519
MORE LEWDS WHEN
REEEE
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I agree with the assessment that the animation is choppy, however, I think the individual frames are very expressive and evoke Hussie's style pretty well. I think this is just a case where they need to make more in-between frames to smooth it out.
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>J-Joey's walk cycle is just a WIP, guys
>It's still in the release trailer
Let's not even mention the stupidly choppy animation. This looks like something you'd find on Scratch except with better art.
Boy, I sure can see the non-Homestuck masses flocking to this game and giving them the money to not go completely bankrupt!
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>>86784525
I'm pretty sure it was all animated by the one person on the team that can anime. There's only so much they can do.
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i'm going to pirate this and probably still be disappointed

the writing will probably suck
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>>86784519
How can Crocker genes even compete?

Joey > Jade
CONFIRMED
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGk7CEA-O_s
>PGk7CEA-O_s
>O_s
>s_o
does this herald the return of our king
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>>86784636
>the writing will probably suck
that'll be the only thing worth getting it for, honestly.

oh no, shit. andrew's not the writer is he? Hiveswap was a mistake
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does this look like Hussie's old artstyle?
i'd love to see more of his style


also Batboy newspaper clipping in the treehouse
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>>86784661
hussie wrote the plot with ryan north i think but who knows how much of that is even in the fucking game anymore

this guy is the lead writer and he only got onboard a year ago https://twitter.com/skullmandible
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>>86784676
I'd say check out the old hussie archives but I'm sure you have. go reread AIDS for the hell of it. I do every 6 months or so
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>>86784661
>andrew's not the writer
say what

Also, I see everyone complaining about the animation, can someone point me which part they found abd and why? I can't see it.
And to everyone that wanted the 3D sprites. Shut up. They looked like absolute shit. 101% glad they changed it. It wasn't even "nostalgia" good for badly made 3d games from early ps2 era.
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it Fucking Sucks
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My main problem with the sprites is that they're completely unaffected by any sort of lighting which makes them look like shit contrasted with the background considering how blindingly white they are
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>>86784727
you suck too namefag
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>>86784707

Yeah honestly I'm a fan of the limited animation style
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>>86784685
>I'm blocked by this guy and I don't even know who he is
Twitter is Fucking Amazing
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>>86784707
>say what
See >>86784685
Also honestly I'd take the okay-ish 3D models over the shitty, choppy 2D they have right now, with Joey walking around pieces of concept art she clashes with and breaking the laws of perspective.
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>>86784732
they HAVE to be temporary
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>>86784748
did you do something to get put on a Bad Twitter Person list

were you active in gamergate
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>>86784753
>game comes out in two months
>temporary
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>>86784440
I never thought I see a Hiveswap trailer
Well lads here hoping it's not shit
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>>86784753
the game comes out in two-three months dude

they're not going to redraw everything in three months

they only have one animator
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>>86784707
The frame rate of the character animations seems to vary anywhere between 2-10 fps, while the rest of the motion (such as camera panning) is a consistent 30fps. 10fps is already pretty choppy, but the disparity exacerbates the issue.
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>>86784685
i still dont understand how this guys who doesnt have a webcomic can sell tshirts on a online shop reserved to webcomic artists
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>>86784761
I don't think so
Not even Brianna Wu has me blocked
Maybe it was my tweet about how Eridan/Roxy and Dirk/Kanaya are the only good homestuck ships
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Glorious 15FPS
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>>86784737

Weak

>>86784707
>>86784751

at least joey looks ok in 3d. the walkcycles are pretty bad in this
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Why didn't they just use the comic's sprite style?

You know, the style inspired by video games.
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>>86784777
it also gives the impression that Joey is "skiing" on the floor as she walks, which is bad
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>>86784774
>>86784768
they have only to fix the characters' sprites
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>>86784701
what the...

why dont we get content like this from him now-a-days?
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>>86784782
>Dirk/Kanaya
Yeah, no wonder they flipped the fuck out

>>86784794
I think they originally wanted to appeal to a wider audience (lol) so Homestuck's weird two-color-characters-and-stock-photos style didn't get considered
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>>86784440
>tfw going to get me and two steam buddies this
/co/ is salty about this cause of the ending of hamsteak and its long awaited arrival, still good to see its getting released finally.
Ill just wait for the consensus.
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>>86784817
when hussie used his old art style in homestuck everyone bitched about it
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>>86784817
hussie is dead
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is hiveswap going to take so long to release that hussie will miss the boat on 90s nostalgia?
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>>86784855
I always knew Hussie was a white nationalist
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>>86784855
>hussie is a white supremacist

wowie
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>>86784867
it already has
we 80s nostalgia now
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>>86784792
>the walkcycles are pretty bad in this

>>86784787
>Glorious 15FPS

>>86784777
>The frame rate of the character animations seems to vary anywhere between 2-10 fps, while the rest of the motion (such as camera panning) is a consistent 30fps

I think you are just blinking too much. I'm not playing dumb here when I say that I don't fucking see it.
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>>86784875
>>86784884
explains why he made every character white

>>86784898
some people are more sensitive to frame rates than others, but pretty much everyone in animation agrees that using different frame rates for motion and animation is jarring
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Hey xamag, if youre here could you draw a cute pupper? Thanks.

>>86784898
Just for precaution i changed the video to 720p but the sprites still look slower than the old 3D trailer.
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Alright guys this is the first fucking new we've had about homestuck in months, let's try and give them the benefit of the doubt. Who knows when the trailer was first made it could have been early on, explaining the character lighting/shity frame rate.
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>>86784898
also I paused the video and played it frame-by-frame to count the frames, I'm not making these numbers up
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>>86784936
yeah this is only the first teaser trailer they've released, they have plenty of time left to make improvements
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>>86784936
you're in denial, anon
there is no reason to believe they've cleaned up their act at this point
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Why didn't Hussie kickstart the game after the comic ended?

There would never have been a hiatus, the fandom wouldn't have died and still been going strong off the ending, he would have been able to channel the thirst for more Homestuck material into mad cash.

I feel like the Homestuck Kickstarter happening when it did will be looked back on as one of the worst business decisions in webcomics.
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>>86785017
Reminder that Hussie storyboarded the ending before the Kickstarter even happened
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>>86785017
hussie is a fucking idiot
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>>86784953
>>86784936
>>86784934
>>86784925

Well, I have replayed this over 7 times now, focusing on the walking cycles. I really don't want to blame people for shitposting if they ARE really stating facts instead of disseminating a popular choice to shit on the game as much as possible, so I guess I'll just go ahead and enjoy this for what it is more than everyone else that sees said problem
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I think the art looks really charming
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>>86785017
anime ending was already in production, it was just stalling for it to be finished desu
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>>86784440
Am i the only one who likes the animations? They seem fine to me.
Kinda reminds me of a lucas arts game.
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the 3d game had a sylladex UI and the fact that it's missing from this trailer sort of makes me sad :(
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>>86784440
Well the result isn't too bad. I'm optimistic.

That song is great btw
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Jake's wife is a fucking hottie holy shit
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>>86785097
You and me both anon
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>>86785097
the style is fine, the actual motion, eh
my main concern has always been the writing anyway, and obviously this trailer does nothing for that
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>>86785157
apart from the fact they looped the same opening beat multiple times.

the rest of it is bretty good tho
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>>86785119
Nope

I like em. Smooth and nice on the eyes. Sure some are better than others (Mainly Joeys walking) But it looks pretty solid
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POST YFW EVERYTHING'S COMING UP JOEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I
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>>86785151
there is barely any UI in the trailer at all, and what's there looks like a placeholder
so that's probably the entirety of the UI
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>>86785151
The UI is really missing, everything else looks bretty good.
I liked the music too.

>>86785175
>apart from the fact they looped the same opening beat multiple times.
You do know music can repeat rythm and beats right? Its all about the flow, and the flow of this song was good.
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>>86785151
There's a real lack if colorful syllsdex menus. Maybe they couldn't figure out a fun inventory? Really sad to see it go. Also
No STRIFE!!! during that fight?
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>>86784817
He stopped practicing pencil drawing during his Problem Sleuth days

He's been out of practice for the better part of a decade.

>>86785175
EDM generally has lengthy, samey starts and ends so DJs can loop them easily. That's why full EDM songs are generally pretty long
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They also updated the website with a few more screenshots. Ill post them
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>>86785207
>You do know music can repeat rythm and beats right? Its all about the flow, and the flow of this song was good.
no they literally cut and chopped the original song that was used in the 3D assets trailer that was released a few years ago
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>>86785017
His social circle corrupted him. Reminder he also made trhee fucking books between the story and everything related to WLF.
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>>86785243
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>>86785272
Castle?
Skaianet?
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>>86785272
Thats all. Nothing really special Fuck man how hard is it to assure people that your still making a game. Jesus the comic ended early this year and all they had to sya about the game was HEY GUIZ BUY OUR SOUNDTRACK
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Best HiveTroll coming through.
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I slowed it down for demonstration purposes
notice how joey's animation updates every 2-3 frames but she moves and the camera moves every frame
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hey guys, it's my new OC for the hit new video game HIVESWAP
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>>86785326
welcome to the world of adventure games.

though I'll admit, the games with similar problems are all around 20 years old at this point.
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dat a roxy I spy second from the right?
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>>86785354
I think most older games just run at a consistently low frame rate. I don't think they had separate frame rates for panning and animation. If you look at the original Monkey Island, for example, the animations are surprisingly fluid.
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>>86785243
Heh. Gives me a fandango revolution vibe. That's hiveswap's plot, right? Troll revolution?
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>>86785374
Its Beta Roxy, duh
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>>86784525
>all that money for this
You mean this?
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>>86785399
I know
durr
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>>86785258
what books?
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>>86785243
so now that bethesda has stopped WP using daedric, how long until somebody translates this new pseudo-daedra alphabet?
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>>86785413
You'd think with all the money they stole this game would be finished already.
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>>86785530
It could be the flipped-Daedric alphabet but handwritten. That would be neat.
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>>86785374
who is that on the far right? Is that a grandma lalonde?
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Okay, now where is Vriska?
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>>86785530
it looks a lot like stylized hiragana to me
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>>86785560

right here
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>>86785243
that ABBC - ally?
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>>86785326
I want to fuck that lamp
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>>86785243
abcd efgghi jkdh jlh mnni noopeh
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>>86785680
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>>86785609
How did her tits get so big...
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oh shit its best girl
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>>86785723
the artist draws a lot of breast expansion
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>>86785723
meme magic
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>>86785272
I was gonna' say 'felt mansion?' but then I realized that's earth, not alternia.

my homestuck knowledge is fading. still, it might be a blueprint that gets stolen by the alternians and then later found by-

oh shit, no actually, that cherubim portal we saw in the 3D trailer might be in that mansion, which might explain how Lord English came about creating it? oh boy, Hiveswap theory crafting.
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>>86785728
Meenah Redux or Arabia?
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>>86785609
S-source
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>>86785723
If you eat mutant-blooded trolls, your tits and ass expand.
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>>86785151
>No Sylladex

So this game has pretty much none of the amusing game like elements that would have made me want to play a Homestuck game in the first place then? I just wanted a reasonable facsimile of actually playing Sburb
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>>86785728
That troll city in the back looks cool as fuck. Are those skyscrapers colored based on what type of caste is allowed to live there? FUCK. I don't want to get excited about Homestuck again.
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>>86785772
planetofjunk.tumblr.com
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>>86785785
look on the bright side
at least you can go through your entire inventory, tediously matching every item to every other item, and read the inane twitter joke for each combination
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>>86785721
kek
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>>86785807
Here anon have a rare Aridia Pepe for your trouble
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>>86785723

her tits were always that big, its canon! signed by hussie himself
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>>86785857
>>86785807

Here. Another one just for the road
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What do you think Hussie does all day? I mean he's an extreme recluse who never publically interacts with anyone outside of his extreme cult-of-personality irony. If he's working all day I feel like we'd have more teasers and shit then we do now.

I want to know Andrew's world.
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>>86785890
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>>86785906
Sits alone and cries
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>>86785906
>I want to know Andrew's world.
It's contained entirely between ipgd's thighs.
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>>86785777

god trips confirm
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>>86785906
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>>86785906
gave up the e-celeb life, passed the mantle on to his younger brother, Byron, who he now supports by listening to his podcasts every day and offering encouragement
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>>86785906
gets a blowjob from toby's ex-gf and piggu while plotting against toby
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>>86785017
He was actually smart about this. There would have had to be multiple pauses even without production of the game and the fanbase would have diminished over time as we saw them do during everything after ministrife.

He made the Kickstarter when the fanbase was at MAXIMUM OVERLOAD and if someone curious about the comic from the kickstarter were to happen to click to the last page they would see a 2 hour interactive game.

If he'd waited until the comic was over we'd have a conclusion and closure (of some sort, the ending lacked a good amount of it, but at least it was an ending) and be less hype about additional content.
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>>86785906
Andrew spent almost a decade as a webcomic artist with no recognition, only working on them as passion projects because he was living off of his dad's patents. Problem Sleuth gained moderate success and then MSPA threw him into e-celeb status. It's quite apparent that it wasn't anything he wanted.
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Andrew? Andrew Hussie?
Is that you?
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>>86785906
From what I heard he's working on programming along with anybody else that still stuck with him

After he scrapped the second Build of Hiveswap for whatever reason he had the remaining team drop whatever they were doing and made them pick up programming. They literally are all learning how to make a game as we speak. If Andrew keeps true to his word then most likley he is working on polishing the game with the rest of his employees. I doubt he's already greenlighted the production of Act II seeing the amount of cash they've blown already
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>>86786018
Hussie was always an e-celeb even in his s_o days, and he was very comfortable with it. It was only after he started making money off of it, and after he started dating a normie, that his outlook changed.
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>>86784936
>let's try and give them the benefit of the doubt
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>>86786035
Why does Toby look like a different ethnicity in every photo.

have a related rare bowman for instance
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>>86786043
>From what I heard he's working on programming
>he had the remaining team drop whatever they were doing and made them pick up programming
jesus christ, that can't be real
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>>86784440

>its shit

Wow what a surprise. And only 2 years behind schedule too.
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>>86785906
Pretty sure his days consist of depression, short and sparse interactions with his inner circle, business things concerning his IP (plus occasionally greenlighting some stillborn, semi-official project), doodling things for a potential new story, and messing around with his few IRL buddies or trying out some new past-time.
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>>86786052
as s_o, andrew was hardly an e-celeb. maybe he was known on the penny arcade forums and the many defunct gangbunch sites, but that was pretty much it. even AIDS and whistles went largely unnoticed. the book deal for whistles even fell through due to bad sales.
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>>86786081
Why? Just tell me why? Why do you have to dump the same exact pictures every thread?
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>>86786052
Didn't he say he wished he could go back to drawing things for a small community and being an internet weirdo, once?

>>86786043
I'll need a source on that.
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>>86786121
I don't know
Autism?
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>>86786100
I didn't say he was a successful e-celeb but he was the center of attention for a decently sized forum and had his own posse
I just think it's absurd to claim that he didn't love being in the spotlight
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>>86786186
okay I'll rephrase my original post.

>'it's quite apparent that he didin't want millions of teenage weirdos whining about trigger warnings'
he certainly didn't want this audience. didn't he have to leave a convention due to fans at one point?
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>>86785754
Alabia, duh.
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>>86784817
He forgot how to draw
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>>86784440
The trailer started off a little uneasy, but by the end I was pretty hyped. compare the scuttling of that centipede creature to the one we saw in the 3D trailer, like hot damn that looks 10x better.
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>>86786240
but if he hates his audience then why is he pandering so much
like he unironically bought into all of the tumblr rhetoric and signaling by the end of homestuck
either he admires his audience or he didn't write the end of homestuck
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I want to know where I may purchase this fine computer video game. Where, oh where, shall I find it?
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>>86786368
thepiratebay.com my man
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>>86786359
His irony levels are beyond that of mortals
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>>86786359
>implying he wrote the ending
But seriously, there is this thing that we call "money", which people trade for the things they need or want, and in order to get it, sometimes you have to do things you're not proud of
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>>86786359
huss has always had bitter snark for his admirers, the 'pandering' probably has been due to his personal circle's influence, though it could be for shirt sales, who knows. Most of homestuck was written and the animation was storyboarded years before it actually ended, and most of the shit people say is pandering happened at the initial boost of tumblr followers, not post gigapause updates. well, undertale aside obviously.
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>>86786406
>>86786427
I really don't think he was motivated by money. The commentary at the end of homestuck strikes more more as a "what about my legacy" kind of thing. Like he realized that Homestuck might be the one thing he creates that reaches the most people, so he needs to put a moral in there to raise it up to the level of "serious" art.
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New MSPA newspost
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/
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>>86786001
I'd prefer an actual ending over a game that doesn't even resemble mspa that much
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>>86786458
you fucker
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>>86786458
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>>86786458
don't do that thing
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>>86786481
>>86786482
>>86786483
Wait, was it posted before?
My bad
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>>86786485
i think tensei died
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>Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there.
oh good it's not dead
there's still more opportunities for me to be let down even more
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>>86786503
Note the date
>June 12
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>>86786078
>toby: sucesful game creator, can waste his life buying dragon dildos
>tavia: standalone animator/illustrator
>solatrus: obscure composer, hasnt made anything good since HS
>clark: same as above
>bowman: successful bandcamp musician
>astro kid: japanese skrillex
Good to see most of them are doing fine anyway.

>>86786504
What
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REFRESH THE PAGE YOU TRIPLE NIGGERS
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>>86786504
>>86786518
oh come on tensei is alive, you can follow him on tumblr
he's working on some indie game
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>>86786504
>>86786533
He got reincarnated.
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>>86786518
I remember hearing about that, I think he had a heart attack or caught AIDS or something, I'm not sure if he's dead, but by the sounds of it, he's got a foot in the grave
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>>86786485
>bowman: successful bandcamp musician
Still the best.
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I guess we're getting a 10/25 update in the form of a paradox space-esque side story that is NOT the epilogue
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i want hussie to be a pallbearer at my funeral so he can let me down one last time

and im not even remotely kidding
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>>86785374
Are those pics of baby Dave on the far right?
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>>86786558
oh shit he's right
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>>86786569
hussie's gonna have to master time travel just so he can be at all of his fans' funerals
>>
Judging from this trailer, the best thing about this game will be the cutscenes, which look like they're animated pretty well.
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>>86784540
assmaster
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>>86786558
if nothing else that "good shit" is a nice reaction image
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>>86786558
>he's been mostly working on his SBaHJ story for the past half-year or so, putting even more effort into it than into the game
I'm intrigued yet also sickened and curious at the same time. Let's see how this plays out
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>>86785272
who are those silhouettes
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>>86784855

where can i get this shirt pls.
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>a newspost which is rapidly running out of words I'm willing to type.
hmm, the word count for this newspost is 365
then the epilogue will be exactly 365 days after the end of homestuck, on 4/13/17!
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>>86786682
well the final update one was 413, so it's not a stretch
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>>86786558
>tune in
>sorry you can't check this out
>see you next time
Does he want to be more hated when this ends or what
I hope it really lives to the expectation
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>>86786558
THE KING IS BACK
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What's the character count on the newspost?
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>>86786558
I'm not seeing it
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>>86786682
>365
>6+5 = 11
>11 - 3 = 8
ACT 8 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!
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>>86785748
well I mean, it's not that far off. screencapping for later use if it's correct.
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>>86786741
1995 with whitespace, 1625 without
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At least it will flop and what pumpkin will bankrupt, it's all I want at this point.
>>
>had a dream about homestuck today
>there are homestuck news after months
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>>
i don't remember the email i used to back this (yeah i know), they're still gonna send it right? i don't have to reply to something or whatever?
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>>86786787
you need to have more dreams about homestuck
also nice repeating digits
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>>86786771
>1995 with whitespace
Doesn't Hiveswap take place in 1995?

DEEPEST
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>>86786787
you need to have less dreams about homestuck
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>>86786803
WHORE
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>>86786803
1995 was the year the Chrono Trigger was released
WHICH MEANS
Hiveswap will involve time travel of some sort!
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>>86786803
It's '94, not '95, but it's close enough.
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>>86786821
It's been like five years since Homestuck has had real, actual time travel in it!
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>>86786841
well, retcon time travel is technically still time travel, only it was used in a shitty and self-defeating way.
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>>86786841
Dave got his shit together and time travelled in Collide, fuck you.
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>>86786893
that wasn't plot time travel though
that was just battle sequence time travel
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Guys

We can move to /vg/ after this comes out

hst is saved
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>>86786744
me neither, are we being trolled?
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>>86786893
A shame the felt didn't get the same treatment. we had timespace jumps with sawbuck, and some cans punches. THEY HAVE A LEPRECHAUN THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE.

come the fuck on. I was so hyped when I saw the felt were actually going to be used, only for them to be beaten by jake. fucking jake.
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>>86786927
*wwalks into a bright neww future*
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>>86786932
I see it now. No idea why it wasn't showing up before.
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>>86786932
check any page that isn't the main page
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Joey's game WILL come out!
Joey is saved!
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>>86786927
Nope, look at how shitty /utg/ is. hst will be doomed if anything.
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>>86786927
hey this picture is finally actually really relevant
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What an absolute fucking disaster.
The government should seize their assets.
It's written by a legless faggot or something too, all I want is Joey porn.
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>>86786961
>>86786966
Oh, I can see it too now
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>>86786983
as long as we continue to believe that homosuck is shit, we will never be as bad as /utg/
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I will be the one who breaks Hussie's ass
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>>86786972
joey would never...
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>>86786983
aha aha Ha HA HA
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>>86786985
those are classic hsg memes
how old is this image
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>>86786983
doesn't seem much worse than og hsg desu
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>>86787000
Tell that to kanayaposter
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>>86786916
>Moving goalposts
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Post Hiveswap predictions. I saved this for anon a while back.
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Move over Roxy, there's a new hot mom in town and her name is A. Claire
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Im still pretty hype
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>>86787045
it's not moving goalposts, it's just pointing out that Collide wasn't really a satisfying application of time travel for time travel fans who would be excited about more time travel in hiveswap
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>>86787051
The game is "Part 1" and will be composed of a total of 45 minutes of 10 fps gameplay, it will flop and the sequel will be cancelled a month after release.
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>>86787051
There will be a line that will seem socjus out of context that various websites explode over despite it being a throwaway joke.
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>>86786937
God Tier Jake is stronger than the Midnight Crew. Clover and Cans weren't part of the fight, and Jake got help from Jane and Casey.

It would have been nice if previous pages had featured cameos of the future Felt battle, though. Like, it would have been great if those panels were Jake is shooting at nothing because he was bored were actually panels of Jake already fighting the Felt.

I feel your disappointment because I love the Felt, but understand that they're a very minor part of the comic and that they played a role way higher than they deserve in Collide, so I was very happy with everything involving the Felt happening there (and honestly, their shenanigans are what made that animation as good and Homestucky as it is).
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Well son of a bitch
Jake actually married that bitch
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>The game will have less content than a newgrounds game, look worse than a lot of them too.
SASUGA WP

>>86787099
Collide was a fucking mess made by teenage filippino girls, perfect build up to the worst ending imaginable.
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>>86786927
/hsg/ is already taken by Hearthstone General!
What should we do?!
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>>86787073
>Moving goalposts again
This is the very first mention to "satisfaction" in this chain of posts.
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>>86787137
/mspa/ honestly seems fitting
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>>86787051
You find out Joey is Roxy's daughter, but its from a timeline where Roxy and the gang lost but Roxy jumped ship and created a universe where the game never happened and she lived, and much of Alternia has changed due to the game never happening, among other things

Hussie likes to fuck around with stories so he could probably change it to what was suggested
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>>86787134
She's a famous beautiful actress, he married WAY above his league.
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>>86787019
oh yes she did and she kept doing it and is still doing it and I have proof
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>>86787137
/mspa/
/wpg/ (what pumpkin general)
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>>86787141
here is the line that set off this conversation:
>It's been like five years since Homestuck has had real, actual time travel in it!
this line can be interpreted multiple ways
if you're an asshole you can interpret "real, actual time travel" to mean "pretty much any kind of time travel because it's all real"
if you're a human being who understands language you will interpret it was "satisfying time travel with a certain degree of plot significance"
nobody is moving goalposts here
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>>86787174
>implying
jake is a hunk
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>>86787190
Or if you read it in the more obvious context of Homesutck, it means "actual time trivel, as opposed to John's retcon powers".
Now fuck off.
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Manradia?
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>>86787219
there is literally no difference between john's retcon powers and all the rest of time travel in homestuck
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>>86787221
aradia (male)
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>>86787188
The thread will outlive What Pumpkin judging on their recent performance and inevitable collapse.
/mspa/
/mspag/
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>>86787238
yesssss
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Any halloween or hiveswap requests?

Trying to do some warm-up sketches be gentle, i haven't drawn in like 2 weeks
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>>86787221
I like Trizza's take on imperial drones. fabulous.
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>>86787252
Roxy taking joey and jude trick or treating
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>>86787252
joey without organs
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>>86787237
>what is causality?
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that music was poppin
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>>86787252
aradia dressed up as eri, pls!
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>>86787064
same
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>>86787252
Joey and Trizza dancing
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>>86787252
Give us sexy A. Claire (Joey's mom/Jake's wife).
Like some more private photos she sent Jake.
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>>86787252
draw a fan troll of your choice being cute, with any other troll of your choice, potentially.
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>>86787252
Draw A. Claire and Gramps!

>>86784519
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>>86787252
Breakfast at Claire's poster
The kids carving act 7 into a pumpkin and it being the scariest pumpkin ever
Jade in a sexy cat costume
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There is no actual game, this laggy ass "placeholder" animation is all that has been developed.
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>>86784519
I can see her being black.
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So there's pretty much no way gaydeer or one of WP's pawns aren't looking at this thread right?

Guys, more inbetween frames, and if possible rework the sprites. If the UI is definitive at this point it could use some work too, looks like a unity placeholder. We will thank you for it.
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>>86787396
Yeah. The comic has a lot of non sburb canon menus. Why did you decide to not use those? I hope it's placeholder but with 3 months left...
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speaking of which
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>>86787396
>Implying /co/ is relevant at all.
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>>86787378
She's C A U C A S I A N
Like everyone else, including geromy.
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>>86787419
well to be fair they're not playing sburb
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is this grub cola
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>>86787396
What Pumpkin is now composed of Hussie (absentee), Phillipino Meme Man (absentee), Some legless faggot and some other faggot (main writers)
Everyone else was let off due to budget restrictions.
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Joey seems pretty manchildy for a thirteen year old. Guess that's Jake's genes.
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>>86787432
>forgetting that two people from /co/ have been picked up to work on the game
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>>86787433
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>>86787476
>Some legless faggot
wasn't he kicked out too?
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>>86787421
God fuck off already
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>>86787486
What game?
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>>86787478
She IS Jade's half-sister, they're probably both dumb spazzes
But fuck if A. is any indication Joey's gonna be fucking hot.
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>>86787442
The sylladex menus are are a thing though. Just take the same visual design used on those. The game doesn't look a lot like mspa besides the pc's
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>>86787472
HNNGH I WANT TO FUCK TRIZZA SO HARD WHY ARE THERE NO LEWDS OF HER REEEEEEEE
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>>86787508
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>>86787421
this desu >>86787507
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>>86787506
>kicked out
He left to be Zoe Quinn's publicist or something
Now Dante Basco is the only one pushing for HS 2.0
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>>86787509
hotter than jade could ever hope to be.
not with her bad grannie genes holding her down
>>
haha jane thinking she could get with jake when this is what he's capable of getting

then again I wonder what adult non-old jane looks like
>>
Newspost update!

>What else have I been up to? I sense that this has been being wondered about. Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there. But otherwise have been deferring in favor of attention to ~other projects~ which strike me as more pressing. It will be gotten around to. If you are wondering which of these projects may be related to Homestuck, I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month. That is as specific as I can be for now. Tune in here, let's say, a couple weeks from now.

So epilogue stuff on 10/25, hope you're ready for lolmoredavekat
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>>86784440
This trailer looks like garbage
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>>86787575
>bad grannie
>massive fucking tits

I think Jade will be alright.
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>>86787582
>So epilogue stuff on 10/25, hope you're ready for lolmoredavekat
It literally says that he has barely started on the epilogue and that it's a non-priority, you fuckwit.
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>>86787613
hi elby
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>>86787582
Epilogue is cancelled, hopefully.
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>>86787613
It's not vaporware.

That alone is enough cause for celebration.
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>>86787625
butterface tho
she looks like a dog!
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>>86787630
>I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month.

Read again
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>>86787643
I was hoping it would never come out.
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>>86787634
Hi
>>86787643
Not when it looks like trash AND has nothing to do with the characters I give a fuck about
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>>86787668
I'm afraid that doesn't mean what you think it does.
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>Joey has... horse posters
Fuck
But there's this, which is cute.
>>
>>86787657

i see what you did there
>>
Would Joey have sex with uhhh....
Me?
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>>86787625
Jade and Joey both have that girl-next-door attitude going for them.
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>>86787668
>Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there. But otherwise have been deferring in favor of attention to ~other projects~ which strike me as more pressing. It will be gotten around to.
You read again.
>>
Man I hate having to keep my expectations so low. I want to think this game will be the most amazing thing ever made. I want to believe the what pumpkin people are going to try their hardest and make a super fun game and it'll live up the homestuck.

But it wont. There's no way. I can't think about how amazing the game COULD be knowing it won't live up to that early hs quality level
>>
>>86787668
>post-canon
Oh god
no
Not
PXS 2
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>>86787719
>I want to think this game will be the most amazing thing ever made.
Uh, why? It's fairly obvious it will be short, light-hearted and not particularly impressive. Why would you even consider it will be good?

>>86787735
Exactly.
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>>86787283
close enough

i'll actually try on the rest of the requests
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>>86787719
They could have made a dress up game or a shitty app that brought up captcha codes when you scan barcodes or any fucking thing and it would probably be a better game.

The real game here is waiting for joey porn.
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>>86787750
Some people enjoy having hope. Anon hates that this project gives him no hope.
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>>86787772
>Some people enjoy having hope.
Eww.
>>
>>86784770
>hoping it's not shit

come on
>>
Welp. I haven't even thought about Homestuck since Volume 10 hit.

Time to rewatch Collide and Act 7.

See if I can't get some hype back into my veins.

This is going to be a long month.
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>>86787613
the cruise carries on
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>>86787507
no.
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>>86787821
>watching the worst part of the comic to get hype for upcoming garbage
whatever floats your boat
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>>86787845
Go to serketchan with the rest of the autists
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>>86787681
>Caring about any characters anymore

Who could you possibly care about anymore?
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>>86787251
Aradia got fuckin baleeted
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>>86787858
Collide and Act 7 are still good animations, even if they were lackluster as conclusions to the storyline.
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It's time for Hiveswap fan characters!
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>>86787899
I'll give you collide in case you're an autist, but act 7 looks like fucking trash
>>
>>86787877
John, Jade, Rose, Dave, Davesprite, Bro, Dad, Other Dad, Mom, Roxy, Jane, Jake, Dirk, Kanaya, Sollux, CD, Casey, Davesprite, Jack
Off the top of my head
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>>86787932
>still caring about Dave and Rose
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>>86787932
a third of those have been dead for like 5 years
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>>86787862
i don't even know what that is but it sounds stupid.
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>>86787965
>newfags
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>>86787932
>Useless pushover, dumb breedslut, non-character, gay, davepeta, dead, dead, chose to hug john over his fucking daughter, dead, egbertian fucktoy, useless, joke, joke, non-character, meme, dead, not a person, davepeta, dead

Okay?
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>>86786591
>>86785374
what if it's bro
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>>86787965
Anon you can do this I believe in you.
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>>86787965
what can you expect from somebody that literally came here from reddit 7 months ago
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>>86787960
I still care.
>>86787943
Whats it like not having any taste
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>>86788068
Oh I remember suggesting that caption

fuck my life
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>>86787137
/HIV/ - Hiveswap
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>>86788068
They literally became nothing by the end. At most you could say Dave's Jade's fuckhole, that's about it. They retained none of their likable qualities, Dave especially.
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>>86788019
what if joey has a crush on bro
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>>86788091
The fuck you did m8
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>>86784569
nah php
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One single trailer and everyone was revived online. Trule, hiveswap is necromancy.

Good to see you liveblogger and you classpectanon.

And you all horny and sluttish anons that I like to varying degrees wihch coincide with your tastes in fancomics (act 8 is shit)

(SHHHHIIIIIIIITTTT)
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>>86788103
I care about who they were, not what a virtue signalling ghostwriter thought they were
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>>86788127
>Good to see you liveblogger and you classpectanon.
oh my.
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>>86788127
good to see you too

anyway if anyone still cares about classpects i can give you a one sentence summary about your particular brand of useless magic god tier powers, because i'm bored and done all my work for the day early for once.

>>86788045
>>86788034
>>86787992
ah, i missed you guys.
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>There are people in this very thread that are falling for Hussie's tricks again
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
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>>86788127
>68 posters
>everyone was revived
Pffthahaha
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>>86788144
>Jade having a better butt than Rose
What
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>>86786648
Cool and New Web Comic
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Homestuck was good
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>>86788068
>tfw no femjohn, duderose, galdave or manjade

>>86788100
a Good Post. don't forget this
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>>86788260
emphasis on 'was'
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>>86788241
You can't even see Rose's butt.
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>>86788241
Rose looks like a twink and Jade is a fertility goddess, how did you not reach this conclusion?

>>86788261
What could have been
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>>86787858
What would you suggest anon?

What should I watch to remind myself why I used to care?
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>>86788212
It's over 20 posters more than usual. Last thread had something like 43 iirc.
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So, I have been away from a while.

People actually believe we gonna get an epilogue that will make up for that ending?

People believe Hiveswap will be good?

There are guys that actually believe in davekat?
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>>86788309
[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
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>>86788309
Collide was good (although I still don't understand the ending to it?)
Jade: wake , jack: ascend, cascade
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>>86788271
No its still good
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>>86786071
this image upsets me
why is it worse when its bigger
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>>86788309
[s] Jack: Ascend
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>>86788296
>Jade is a fertility goddess
>Posts pregnant Rose

What?
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>>86788344
No.
It depends.
No.
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>>86788309
cascade, descend, descend with cascade music.

also enter, which still somehow makes me cry like a little bitch every time i see it.
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>>86788373
Rose is pregnant with eggs, anon.
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>>86788373
>implying it isn't eggs
Man, some pretty solid fics the fandom came up with.
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>Jade's sassy half-sister Joey is in town
>Everybody compliments her in front of Jade, saying she's like Jade only hotter and more fertile
>People keep rubbing it in her face
>Jade tries to expose Joey for a fraud but it backfires
>Exhausted, Jade returns home
>notices her bondage gear is missing from the living room
>walks into her room
>sees chained up dave giving Joey a creampie
>Jade wakes up screaming
>It was all a bad dream
>Dave asks to be unchained for the night
>No
>Laughtrack
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>>86784440
APOLOGIZE
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>>86788410
>egg in womb
>not pregnant
pick one
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>>86788405
Egbert?
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>>86788423
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>>86788415
You think Jade will ever tell John about their dead siblings?
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>>86788423
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>>86788415
>more fertile
DELETE THIS
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>>86788472
>tfw ovipositive gave me this fetish
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>>86788509
Just give in. Rose is an uppity little whore who needs to be bent over by a violent monster.
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>>86788472
>>86788509
This reminds me, I gotta message someone
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>>86788556
>implying that isn't John's baby
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>>86788349
Still don't understand why Spades needed to die. The wiki says his motivation was to kill Jake because he was like English but then instead goes to kill Lord Noir. Then stupid kids attack him first and for most of the battle he doesn't even attack them. He was the least villanous, (except for the felt but that's because they are dumb and generally don't know any better.)

Also the fact that the Noirs have their weapons switched when they are first attacked is so annoying.
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>>86788581
>bent over by a violent monster and impregnated
Still can apply to John
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>>86788581
John/Rose was cute and could have worked.
John/Kanaya is cuter
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>>86788624
>cute
>John holding down her little body and just pumping gallon after gallon of fertile godsperm into her
>cute
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>>86788588
>bec noir with two arms
Whoever drew that, fuck you. That's like if at the end of mario bros 3 bowser didn't have horns or a shell
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>>86788581
Rose is only capable of being knocked up by horrors and animals like the subhuman she is, anon.
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>>86788649
Did I Fucking stutter
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>>86788588
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>>86788673
>horrors and animals
So John
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>>86788624
john in a dress is second best girl

>>86788649
super kawaii teebeeaich ne, anon
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>>86788588
What even was the purpose of the Felt in relation to the story besides being the consorts that join Caliborn during his planet conquest?
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>>86788691
>F
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>>86788691
Spades Slick died as he lived; wearing his beloved hat and engaged in senseless brutal violence.

F
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>>86788649
John needs to abuse Rose
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>>86788676
Two characters with no personality together, i like this ship.
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>>86788759
>
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>>86788588
Hussie is going to attach his head to a robotic horse body in the epilogue. I am 100% sure of this. He'll even lampshade how little sense it makes.
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>>86788676
>we never got motherlovers so we could get davekat instead

Still fucking mad
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>>86788792
I hope so because I refuse to acknowledge Collide as canon until Slick's death is retconned

actually there are a lot of reasons to decry the canonicity of the retcon timeline but this is the hill I've chosen to die on
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>>86788691
q-q
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>>86788845
I wanted there to ve a sprite of all 3 jacks that ended up just jack noir. Or for slick to get the ring and the eyesballs
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>>86788881
>You become...
>My God.
>YOU BECOME...
>Jack Noir
HUSSIE YOU FUCK YOU HAD IT IN THE BAG AND YOU STILL RUINED IT AND WASTED A KERNEL ON FUCKING TAVROS
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>>86788915
Not those kinds of horse posters.
Little horse posters.
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>>86788755
But that might hurt the baby!
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>>86788845
Why are you so obsessed about fetishizing slick? He was another jack and had about as much personality as Nepeta. What's there even to Slick?
>Muh murder
>Kill LE for a casino or something we never saw
???
>Uhh, more murder
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joey is so cute i can't wait to learn more about her as a character and love her even more
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>>86788926
Thats what i wanted slick in ine empty sprite. Then union jack and bec noir in the other. And then they combine and are just 1 jack again.
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>>86784603
>complaining about choppy animation
>being a homestuck fan

what a terrible life you must have
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>>86788971
She's jade with mom issues and vet stuff
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>>86788963
the same could be argued for most of PS' characters. Hussie does well at writing 2D archetype characters. it's just his style. it's why the exiles are loved so much, they have predictable reactions and interactions due to their limited character traits.
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>>86788936
horses have made it into the new universe

all is well
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UPDATE
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>>86788971
You'll be pretty fucking crushed when you find out she has none. No character. Just memes and shitty callbacks nobody cares about anymore.
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>yfw Homestuck Epilogue Act 1
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>>86789029
that is a really interesting point
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>>86788980
>Comparing a guy moving things around in Photoshop and a $2.5 million game
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>>86784440
oh look after a year of no reports we finally get something

cant wait for act 2 to take another 4 years and another 2.8 million
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>>86789093
It's been like 4 months man.

I know it seems like forever but honestly were were just here talking about volume 10 not too long ago.
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>>86789029
I'm sensing some differing opinions here
>>86789056
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>>86789150
Vol 10 =/= hiveswap

what news did we get about Hiveswap 4 months ago? unless im missing something
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>>86789163
homestuck evolved to have complex characters and now it's expected of hussie, despite dropping half the characters in homestuck and ruining the remaining ones.

Remember Jane, anybody? No? Remember how Hussie outright said he couldn't write your average teenage girl character? Yeaahhh...
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>>86789059
I think you mean
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>>86786558
>post-canon content
LITERALLY what did he mean by this
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Hiveswap is great and all, But-
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>>86789059
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>>86789196
Why is it disappointing and 'crushing' if Joey is a 2-D meme character then like the mayor?
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>>86789196
>Remember how Hussie outright said he couldn't write your average teenage girl character? Yeaahhh...

Remember when anon made up facts and hoped he wouldn't have to back it up?

>>86789200
>tfw when with Hiveswap, this will be actually canon

>>86789205
Paradox Space 2.0
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>>86788963
slick was a likable, wise-cracking protagonist who had straightforward goals that he actively worked toward accomplishing

compare this to most other homestuck characters, who basically just wait around until someone else tells them what to do next for no reason other than "that's what you're supposed to do"

Slick's pattern of behavior almost 100% consistently spits in the face of the nightmarish fatalism that pervades all of Homestuck. Who else would kill a woman, knowing that doing so would trigger the end of the universe?
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>>86789244
Because the Mayor used to be WV and he did things in an interesting way that lended to his character, just because Hussie forgot doesn't mean it was never a thing
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>>86789244
I'm not worried about that, I would enjoy going back to that style of character. Note how we haven't seen hiveswap 'dialog' outside of troll twitter for instance. sounds like it could be fun to have a lot of miming or something.
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>>86789224
Never.
who cares
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>>86789267
>Remember when anon made up facts and hoped he wouldn't have to back it up?
I can remember this being mentioned quite a bit. I'll see if I can dig it up, probably formspring or the forums, but we know that the forums are fucked so don't hold your breath.
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>>86789267
>actually be canon
Hiveswap's a prequel though
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>>86789285
I care. Navigating Act 6 Act 6 is a nightmare because almost none of the pages of titles.
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>>86789196
Good. If he actually wrote like a 12 year old girl you'd want to kill yourself because they'd read like someones deviantart journal.
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>>86789429
But tons of people want to fuck jade
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>>86788296
>Jade is a fertility goddess
wtf???
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>>86789525
Yeah man, get with the times, have you never gone to a fertility clinic, there's always a little statue of the goddess of space in the corner.
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>>86789525
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>>86789690
Not until Joey's mom has porn
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>>86784440
IT'S HABBEDING!!!!

Who did John marry?
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Has tumblr freaked out about Jake being a total hetero
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homestuck sucks retards

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>
anyone still have a link to the discord?
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>>86789760
How else would Joey and Jude exist?
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>>86789781
>homestuck sucks
We already know that bro
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>>86789820
Fast thread I take it.
What was the last one like before the final page?
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>>86787317
i forgot how to draw homestuck
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>>86789781
>sucks retard
No but Mrs. Claire does.
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>>86789851
based
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>>86789851
feels very princess tutu :3
your proportions are wonked up a bit but its still cute
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>>86789845
Everyone had hope
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baby joey
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>>86789278
Miming?
More like memeing!
HA!
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>>86789965
MY DICK
what a slut
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>>86789965
>presenting her ass
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Will Hiveswap redeem Homestuck?
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>>86789965
Yeah, there's another >>86787689 here

Is Joey the first homestuck character to have TWO parents?
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>>86789965
What is that animal?

>>86789943
Ouch
>>
I can't wait for Hussie to write an epilogue that tries to fill the major plotholes in homestuck but it just creates more so he has to make an epilogue to the epilogue the following year and it keeps repeating forever and we'll never be free
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>>86790025
I hope it was Bill.
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>>86790025
>Bigfoot Lewinsky Clinton
canon
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>>86790025
Did you know... that Bigfoot's mom was Bill Clinton?
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>>86790053
doesn't hiveswap take place in the late 80's early 90's?

In which case it could onyl be Bill
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>>86789979
>>86789982
John get out
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>>86790042
Or he could just write a single, horrible work that immortalizes Homestuck General itself in a handful of despicable yet memorable characters.
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The first day I'm away from the internet all day AND WHAT HAPPENS? FUCK
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>>86790107
if Jude is such a cryptozoologist, then in a just world there would be heaps of barty anderson references in hiveswap
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>>86790135
Where did that meme come from?
>>
I bet A Claire was a total bitch to nanna in college
Like she boasted about Jake's big harley dick destroying her after a party
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>>86789983
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>>86790192
>A Claire
>eclair

Dammit, bet her name is Anna too, so it's An eclair
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>>86790133
good.
>>
I think it's obvious that ACT I will cover Joey's adventures on her house, and that it will end when Joey gets transported to Alternia.

Meaning that we will never explore Alternia as Joey because the game will obviously fail and funding for an Act 2 will be impossible.
>>
>Jake left a banging hot wife to go raise Jade
For what purpose
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>>86790246
She's probably dead. These things are always so cliche.
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>>86790180
There's an awful series of pics of John fucking babies.
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So we meet the original kids in Hiveswap
ya or na?
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>>86790317
They aren't born yet.
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>>86790234
A least we'll get to play with a fluffy dog. Hope it's named Goddard.
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>>86790363
Nope, Tesseract
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>>86790286
It's gonna turn out she left him to go fight space pirates.
>>
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/alinajames/380470/Thrill-of-Hunt
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>>86784540

Anna, most likely
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>>86790483
Yeah, see >>86790214

Was Jade's name almost Anna in the suggestion box?
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>>86790483
HOLY FUCK
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>>86790537
I'd check but then I remembered MSPAF is fucking dead.
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>>86790331
Like that ever prevented it from happening in HS
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>>86784555
four letters you nit
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>>86790384
>Tesseract
But that doesn't fit the pattern. A pattern of only two data points, but still
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>>86790483
>An Eclair
>Jo Eclair

Checks out
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>>86790620
It's not going to be Goddard, that was Jimmy Neutron's dog.
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>>86790681
I doubt Hussie's watched Jimmy Neutron in his life.
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>>86790701
Hussie isn't writing the game and wouldn't have named the dog.
>>
What if the homestuck show is animated like this?
>>
can i get a fist bunp in here
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>>86790793
You mean at 2 FPS? Then it really WOULD be an anime.
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>>86790793
I hope the movie isn't though.
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>>86790814
bunp
>>
what happened to that anon who was going onto msparp as mituna trying to rp cyberrape going ((mituna whips out his dick
i need him
>>
>>86790569

Someone actually made a new MSPA Forums.

It only has a bit over 1,000 members.
>>
>>86790483
If we assume something like [image above] is correct;
>"Anna"- Fitting name for Jane (Other [spouse?])
>"Harley"- Dumb last name (replace with Claire)
>Shenanigans (Shenanigans)

I'd say it checks out
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>>86790966
>that puny family tree
gaze upon my true form, and despair
i believe it's either mentioned or implied somewhere that GPa raised momroxy with joey and jude.
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>>86790966
It's just because "Anna" sounds like "Nanna", holy fuck.
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>>86791020
We can only assume
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>>86791039
This is Homestuck, that's not just how it works
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>>86791068

Wait, that's not canon, is it?
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>>86791082
It most Definitely is
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>>86791076
It's probably Anna because that's like the only reasonable choice for a 4 letter name beginning with A.
Reading too much into it means nothing, precisely because this is Homestuck and that's not just how it works.
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>>86791036
Fuck you, that's a guy.
>>
>>86791036
is that a dude
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>>86791107
Well, if that picture is there then I feel that leads a lot more credence to >>86791020 this disaster of a clusterfuck family tree being canon.
>>
So why did Grandpa abandon his family to live on a deserted island again?
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>>86791121
Looked it up, they've got a vagina.
>>
>>86791082
>>86791107
also, even if it wasn't in the video and previous screenshots, it's up on the Hiveswap site right now
>>
>>86791107

So Roxy is just randomly in this for some reason.

Weird.
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>>86791159
>they've
I still have concerns.
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>>86791121
No, just a mexican girl.
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>>86791184
In my experience even the good looking slutty cosplayers have dumb mental problems, best not to mispronoun them otherwise they'll throw a fit and delete their blog, making it a pain to track down their pics.
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>>86791173
like previous posts pointed out, Roxy was supposedly brought up with the siblings as a sort of adopted sister, seeing as Grandpa Harley took her in (which is supported in Homestuck Book 2)
>>
>>86791240

It's still weird that she's in this universe at all though.
>>
>>86791225

Whatever happened to that one good Rose cosplayer? I don't remember her name, but last I checked her blog was locked from the public.
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>>86791273
Its not Roxy tho, its supposed to be a young Mom Lalonde (Who would be a version of Roxy)
>>
>tfw young Mom Lalonde/Roxy will call you sometimes in the game to see how you're doing and talk to you/works as your save point like Ness's dad
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>>86788296
Fucking Liveblogger? You're still here?

>>86787753
And Loki too?

Guess we're all here forever, huh.
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>>86791298
>Whatever happened to that one good Rose cosplayer? I don't remember her name
potato
>>
Anal Claire
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>>86791470
we were all here all along
all of us
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What did he mean by this?
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>>86791501
One of a kind.
She probably just moved on from Homestuck.
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>>86791535
He said he had strange adventures, and that he got kicked out of a stable. What did you think happened?
Did you know that horses don't have a word for gay? This is because horses don't speak
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>>86786591
>>86785558
>>86788019
it's the dog
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>>86789851
>>86789888
KILL YOURSELVES
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>>86791501
Shes a normie with a chad now
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>>86790861
he pussied out
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>>86791534
It feels like just yesterday we were all watching the the finale with LB and flipping our shit all over again. Or Eri shit posting or making those collage images.

Hell, I still haven't gotten Angel to draw me condy lewds yet

So much done over the years, but it's still not enough.
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>>86791609
>Did you know that horses don't have a word for gay? This is because horses don't speak
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>>86791535
He trespassed to pet the horse in the Homestuck 2.0 video.
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>>86791566

But what's her name?
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I bet Jude could fuck Vriska into submission!

He would reverse probe her!
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>>86791873
potato
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>>86791757
Angel drew me something and finished it in two days because I paid for it, ya cheapskate
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So the real question
is JOEY also a breedslut?
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>>86791470
we always will be stuck in /hsg/, and you know what?
it begins to dawn on you that everything youve done here was all just a c o l o s s a l w a s t e o f t i m e
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>>86791757
LB and eriposting are almost 3 years apart from eachother tho.

Like really, eriposting hasn't actually been around since the ban in 2013. not in any real capacity anyway.
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>>86791903

Never mind, I got it. Toradoki.
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>>86791942
>fantrolls
Kill yourself
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>>86790483
Anna comes one letter short of spelling Nanna. Jane is Nanna kind of.
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>>86791980
She sacrified her lust to breed for pure lust

She min-max'd
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>>86791980
How can she be, she doesn't have the dog part.
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>>86792001
Don't say that, that just puts a timeline on how long I've been here.

>>86791942
Damn, you did? I've been meaning to email angel or something. I need to find out what qualifies as lineart so I know what I'm paying for.
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>>86791173
it's not weird, roxy is the perfect mary sue angel so of course she has to be in the game
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>>86791273
how? is this weird? because of the nature of Paradox Space, she Has to be in this universe?
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>>86791173
>>86791273
Rose's Mom exists and would be a teenager roughly some time around when that photo might have been taken.
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andrew hussie wasn't content to ruin the guardians through the alpha kids, now he's going to ruin them for real

can't wait for dirk to make an appearance as the Healthy Gay Character
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>Mom was a good babysitter to the Claires
>Horrible mother to Rose
But how
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>>86792568
she probably got a serious drinking problem when the claire children mysteriously died
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>>86792568
It wasn't Mom who was a bad mother, Rose was just a terrible daughter.
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>>86792568
It was kind of a 2 way street
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>>86792568
She was NOT their baby-sitter, god lord. She's their cool adopted older sister.
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>>86792595
>I get all of my opinions from hst memes
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>>86792568
Rose was just THAT bad of a baby.
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>>86792667
It's canon, faggot.
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How long would it take to read all of homestuck? ive read it almost every update day so its was always bite sized bits over seven years. i think the movies are at least two or three hours and the games more if you look for the easter eggs. i kinda wanna bindge read to try to relive it abit because there is so much gold you forget because its fukking huge.
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>>86792784
Oh, you're one of the "bro was abusive and Dave is GAY" faggots.
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>>86792736
Mom loved her with all her drunken heart and thought she was the best baby.
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>>86792807
I'd say 2-3 weeks if you have no life.
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>>86791980
>>86792042
Theoretically Joey could outbreedJade.

How you ask?
Let's say each girl was given five daves to breed, and that Jade was not part dog.

Joey would extract semen faster and more efficient than Jade, but will not care where it ends up. Some if may end up in her hair or butt. This is because she will get impatient and fuck all five at once.

Jade will want each dave to creampie her and thus will be as efficient as possible with only one dave at a time.

This has to do with their mothers.

A. Claire is a sexy celebrity who is used to getting what she wants, is rich, scandalous and basically a big slut. She just wanted a big sexy man to love.

Nanna was a simple lonely girl. We can see with Jane that she was obsessed with wanting babies. She wanted to fuck breed the SHIT out of Jake. Nanna was very happy, however, with having an adopted child (dad). She just wanted a family.

Basically

Joey inherited her mother's sexy slut genes

Jade inherited her mother's loneliness and need4breed

They both inherited Jake's massive stamina and desire to just FUCK
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>>86792839
Okay but that assumes Jade is not part dog, but she is part dog.
You can't remove such an essential part of the equation.
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>>86792822
not that anon, but bro was pretty clearly an abusive loser with a houseful of puppets. the humor came from him beating Dave up and Dave idolizing somebody so obviously uncool regardless.
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>>86792822
Yep, that's totally what I was talking about. When I was talking about Rose, I was really talking about how Bro raped Dave every day until he accepted his dicklust.
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>>86792839
I hate myself for reading all of that.
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>>86792891
>all this denial
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>>86792872
hey now, you can say that bro was abusive but don't you dare say he was uncool
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>>86792839
>but will not care where it ends up
That makes her less efficient though.
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>>86792943
What the fuck are you even talking about? All I said Rose was a shitty daughter, which even Rose admitted to. It has nothing to do with Hussie trying to retcon Bro into being a child abuser.
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>>86792896
It's fine so long as you kept your pants on.
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>>86792962
That's kinda what I meant. She definitely has the get-up-and-go to do outbreed her, but she is ultimately hindered by her own desires and agenda.
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>>86792994
mom lalonde was a shitty mother too though
she was a drunk who tried to placate her 13-year-old daughter with alcohol
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>>86793033
That was just a STRIFE, John's dad tried to attack his son with cake too.
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>>86793016
>that pic
God what a classic
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>>86793059
are you trying to say that it is not in character for Dad to throw a cake at his son
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>>86792946
even the giant dork, John Egbert, thought Bro was the epitome of uncool, being both a white rapper (really uncool) and a puppet fetishist (REALLY really uncool), and Dave knew his brother wasn't cool, but he just played it off as his brother being """ironic""" to get his metaphorical goat
the people who lived in the apartments close to them probably complained every time he walked down the hall, smelling of off-brand Doritos and semen he never bothered to wash off
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>>86793168
But
This means that Roxy and John are related!
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>>86793212
The whole family tree is just a giant clusterfuck, it's how Skaia wants it.
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>>86793190
but Bro was a badass swordfighter who could flashstep, which completely negates all other factors
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>>86793212
Nah, it's an alt universe Roxy, it's good
and even if she wasn't, she's not even blood related, so there's not even that stigma there
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>>86793250
Don't give sharp objects to the baby. I don't care if you're in some kind of fucked up master/student ninja relationship. Dave should be playing with lincoln logs or something not bud k catalog garbage.
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>>86793212

see: >>86791020
this also means that jade is rose's aunt by adoption, and that mom and dad are cousins, again, by adoption.
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what if Dad is tesseract

john and jane never realized their dad was a dog

like octodad
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>>86792369
>Healthy Gay Character
he's going to be bro, he'll be the opposite of healthy
if he's mentioned in the game it's gonna be all about his abuser origins
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>>86793338
>jade is rose's aunt by adoption

Doesn't that make her Dave's aunt too?
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>>86792839
Now this is autism.
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see you boys next thread?
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How the hell did they get real Nintendo posters in a game being sold for cash
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>>86793168
>Anna
literally who?
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>>86793340
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>>86793394
I suppose.

This makes me like Davejade even more.
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>>86793408
Of course
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>>86793340
But...Mom fell in love with Dad! Roxy would never fuck a dog...
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>>86793440
Read the fucking thread
It's the name we decided for Joey's mom, A. Claire
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ive missed drawing homestuck
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>>86784685
>first tweet
>y'all
Is this Softowl?
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>>86792591
>bro is revealed to also be a part of the friend group, albeit a distant and ironic asshat
>joey and jude's disappearances drove him off the deep end to become a complete lonely asshole, without the presence of positive friend influences keeping him in check like dirk did
>roxy wasn't much help for him because she went full into the liquor and devoted herself to science to figure out what happened to them
>learns about the game, yadda yadda

hiveswaps gonna have a bad end for the protagonists and it will explain why the guardians ended up the way they did
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>>86793565
12/10 good doggos
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>>86793250
but he was only a badass swordfighter ironically.
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