You vs Kid You

>kid me
>I WANNA FLY

>me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice

So i tell myself to stop flying midair, he falls to the ground into a splat.

and then i disappear because i back to the future myself.
GREAT.

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I wanted to kill everyone as a kid

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>>86780536
>Kid Me: Ability to make an army of robots to conquer the world

>Now:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glaistig_Physiology

>Kid me. My pee pee feels funny. I don't think I wanna conquer the world anymore...

>>86780536
>Me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powerful_Touch

>Kid me
>Really, really fucking wanted to be Spider-Man

I could probably fuck up kid me if i got the drop on him.

>>86780536
I can't really remember what I would've wanted as a kid, but I got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Embodiment so it doesn't even matter

Kid Me:
>Super speed
>Telekinesis
>Weather Control
>Bullseye-style perfect accuracy

Me:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation
So I'm basically Accelerator and have a hard counter to pretty much all of his abilities. I stomp. Let's try something else...

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Constructs
...my younger self could produce enough lust for me to go fucking universal with this power. Although I'm not sure how powerful Sabbac gets in the comics with this.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Physiology
...yeah. I guess if younger me's weather control powers are bullshit enough he could at least deal some damage to me before I crush him with gravity.

>Kid me
>I wanna run super fast!

>Me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Visual_Interface

How is this a fucking superpower, it's literally just fucking controlled hallucinating

>Kid me
I just wanted super strenght and super endurance, maybe some pirokinesis

>Random power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Inducement?useskin=oasis

Shit, that seems like overkill and actually scares me, I might end up with the power to create comics out thin air.

>Emotion repated powers
>the picture isn't Psycho Pirate

>>86780536
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Bolt_Projection

>kid me:
Seasonal dragon transformation: depending on what season it is, I can transform into one of 4 dragons each with their own set of abilities and skills
Spring: Wind
-great at flying, blows around huge gusts of wind, can create storms gales and hurricanes

Summer: Fire
-Standard Wyvern with fire breathing capabilities


Fall: Earth
-Large land dragon with great tunneling skills

Winter: Water
-Serpent like Chinese dragon with gills, can spray boiling water or frozen blasts of ice

>>86781152
I didn't count it as multiple powers, but even if I did

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random_-_This_is_your_superpower_now.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Combat

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Empowerment

I doubt it'd help

>>86780536
me: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Activity
cool, so how is this different from speedforce
kid me:
i had an edgy oc who had a book that was an autobiography of my entire life, so i could read ahead and do something different if it didnt turn out well, it wasn't just mine though, the idea was i had access to an alternate dimension which was just a massive library which contained the autobiography of every person who ever had or would ever live, also time didn't pass in the library so i could spend as much time there as i wanted

i uh, liked libraries
i still do...

>>86780536
I wanted to be super fast.
>get this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Siberian_Deity_Physiology?useskin=oasis
What the fuck

>>86780536
>Kid me wanted to be Batman
>Everything that batman has

>Me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Tier_Activation

It really depends on what I could unlock, I feel I might have something to surprise and beat kid me.

>>86780963
>the power to be a specific, obscure spirit from Scottish mythology

>>86781219
>the power to be a deity, not any one though, only siberian

>>86781273
>the power to have powers

Who writes these and why

>>86780536
then
>wanted to be a reality warper so i could send people on pointless adventures

now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Conversion

whoever acts first

>>86781325
>the power to have powers
well to be fair that's executed kinda alright in some japanese books concerning MMOs.

Rise of the Shield Hero is one of them, it works like a tier system, and it' s not a power to grant you powers it's a power to allow you to percieve powers you're already possible of.

>>86781325
>>the power to be a specific, obscure spirit from Scottish mythology

>characters with this ability
>specific, obscure spirit from Scottish mythology
why why literally why?

>Kid Me
>Wanted to have consciousness transferred into super-powerful robot body

>Me now
>Future Emobodiment: Users become the living embodiment of future. Users gain the knowledge of all the timelines of all things that has not happened yet but will come to pass, one can peer into the future and what will happen next before anyone else does and manipulate it without universal consequences.

In theory, at least he wouldn't be able to beat me, since I could always avoid whatever he is planning to do. If I truly can "manipulate the future without universal consequences", then nobody really stands a chance. That's like paradox-free time-fuckery.

>>86781197
that doesnt sounds edgy at all unless all the timelines are fucked up beyond logic

>>86780536
Kid me: Magic

Me now: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Embodiment

I think I have a good chance.

>kid me
>generic flying brick powerset

>now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neurocognitive_Deficit
Oh, great. I can be an efficient rapist now.

>>86780536
I think supermans power set mostly, pretty obvious but still.
Now...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Imprinting?useskin=oasis
HAHAHA oh that's good. Cool, I can beat up my fedora tipping ass before too much damage is done.

>>86780536
>kid me
>Spider-Man level strenght and agility
>Shang Chi/Cap level fighting skills
>Armor: increasing strenght to class 50 + energy absorption/projection+ wrist energy shields + laser sword + mini hand grenades

>me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Attacks

Not sure if kid me's armor can absorb that, but it doesn't matter, since I can't even touch him before he knocks me out

>>86781860
oh, wait, I can at least get a draw
I tell him "I am your future" and watch him kill himself

>>86781986
>'don't go to 4chins'
>as he blows you up

BRIGHTEST TIMELINE

Kid me wanted an infinity gauntlet. I can't really think of anything that'll put me over him.

>>86783054
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Manipulation

Yeah. As I thought. Kid me just kicked my ass all over the place.

>>86780536
>Kiddo Me
>Shapeshifting + Dopplegang

>Me Now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_Attacks

I can kick my younger ass with this magic, no matter how big and badass younger me makes himself, but first I'll have to find the little shit. He'd probably run at the first sign of trouble and hide in a crowd.

A draw it looks like if I can't find him.

>as a kid i wanted superspeed
>i got key creation power
:^)

>>86780536
>Kid me
>Shapeshifting so I can fly as a badass eagle or run fast like a cheetah

>Me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Head_Reattachment

I guess I would win by the sheer power of attrition.

>Kid me
>Super Strength
>Flight
>Energy Beams

>Me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I guess I throw armour at my face and smoosh my head.

>Kid me: I want to control electricity and command lightning!
>me now: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Nephilim_Physiology

Kid me is actually fucked. There is nothing he can do.

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>>86780536
When I was a kid I wanted to have Goku powers and fire enegy beams from my hands

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murder_Inducement
I am zamatsu and I have turned my young self in blackgoku? holy fuck

>>86780536
>kid me
I wanna be a Jedi
>current me
>divine sight
The ability to have eyesight of a comic entity
I see him coming, but basically have nothing to do but dodge him. I'd lose in an actual fight.

>>86780536
I wanted to control things with my blood as kid since I always got cut and wanted to stop the mess

i got:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Constructs

Just gotta wait for my period and my younger self is both theoretically and technically on a fetish level literally fucked

>>86780923
Nothings changed.

Kid me wanted to be Goku so flight, super strength, and energy balls. Adult me got explosive slice. Should be a fun match.

>>86785353
Same here, they said that the voices in my head will stop when I grow up, it's a lie.

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>>86780536
>Kid me
Wanted to be a cyborg, an android, a mecha pilot, or anything along those lines.
>Me now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Summoning

So basically I can duke it out with my younger self's robot with a transforming weapon made out of pure emotion. That or I could just magically guilt trip him into not fighting me but that would be fucking gay.

>>86780536
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Hand?useskin=oasis

Vs.
>Superspeed me
>Reptile from MK me
>Essentially Darkforce me
>Venom symbiote me

Younger me would probable kick older me's ass

>>86780536
>Kid Me
>I want to be a magic pirate captain!
>Me
>Air Wave Emission
So basically it's waterbender kid me vs airbender current me on kid me's pirate ship. That would actually be pretty dope if it wasn't kid me. Bring him up to my age and it would be a pretty cool fight.

>>86780536
I remember wanting gravity powers. So like a 7 year old Graviton, what could go wrong.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Echo

Kid me is dead so fucking dead...it's for the best.

Kid Me
>Telekinesis
>Telepathy
>Fire manipulation
>ice manipulation

Vs

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Acceleration?useskin=oasis

>>86780536
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Kid me
>Wanted control over time. Stop, rewind, knowledge of future events


>Me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption_Kiss
>I'm so fucked.

>kid me
>be an awesome cyborg that fires nuclear powered energy blasts (it was the mid-90s, what do you expect?)

>me
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Intangibility

...Well, then. It seems I can break time. icanfaptothis.jpg

>>86780536
>>86786522
>Kid Gf
>Wanted to read minds

>Gf Now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Critical_Impact
>Definitely got this

>As a kid, I wanted to basically have the same powers as Goku.

>Me now.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conclusion_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

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>>86780536
As a kid I wanted power mimicry, so it really doesn't matter what I choose. He's just going to steal what I have and use it against me.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Randomization?useskin=oasis

What the fuck.

>>86781152
Kid you had some cool-ass imagination

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>>86780536
I wanted to be a Velociraptor. So much so, I made an OC.
>pic related

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instinctive_Relative_Sense
Oh this is gonna be some hunter/prey type thing...

>>86786946
This is adorable. Got any more?

>>86780536
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption_Kiss
This is literally the most useless power for a virgin. Kid me just wanted to fly though, looks like I'd have to settle just chopping him in the neck or something.

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>>86786973
I have the whole comic, but only if more anons want to see it. I storytimed it twice in the past couple of years.

I only ever made on issue, and it was to win a bet at school.

>>86786877
Holy shit that's ridiculous. That's just you and the kid staring a each other until RNG kills one of you.

>>86780536
>wanted flight and invisibility
>got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Scatter_Shot
>implying i won't find my bitch shota ass and blow it to hell before i grow up into the waste of space i am now

>>86780536
>Kid me
I wanna stop time and touch girls and have super strength
>Me now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Embodiment
Ehh its not like he's gonna hurt me but im sure gonna leave him some bad memories of his own self

>>86787114
Storytime? I think we need a story time here.

Young me didn't want powers he wanted giant robots.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Plane_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Well this is a bit one sided. I would probably fake my defeat and give Young Me a giant robot friend.

>Kid me
Dragonball like energy spheres and shit
>Me now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Healing
With adeguate prep time I could be considered a prophet and/or the second coming of Jesus healing entire towns of civillians and build an army of zealots...I can do it I guess

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Kid me wanted the power cast blue fiery flames and flameblasts, A bit like nitro in video games.

While I....
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supreme_Voice
POSSESS THE VOICE OF GOD

I let you imagine the scene...

>Kid me
Teleportation
>Me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relative_Strength_Perception

I think I'd stomp her? I don't think I wanted super strength as a kid so even if she teleported behind me she'd not be able to do any damage to me, so I feel like even without my power I'd stomp

Kid me
>I want to fly

Me
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
I'm a god now I guess

kids me wanted to go stop time and jizz onto girl's panties or pull their pants and underwear down before returning time to normal
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement
shit///

Kid me wanted a sick ass robot body (I still want a sick ass robot body)

Now me http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Intelligence

Assuming I get preptime imma make super science weapons to take younger me out and if I don't well he'll beat me up because its not hard to beat up a nerd.

>>86780536
Uh well I wanted to be invisible so I could peep at girls and sneak around MGS style. I also wanted a flying baseball bat.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifting_Negation

Kid me would kick my useless ass

>Kid Me
Control over atomic structure. Pretty much the best of Metamorpho, Plasticman, and The Thing all in one

>Me
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nitroglycerin_Secretion
As long as I get kid me before he goes into a super-thermal exo-shell, he's fucking dead

>>86780536
>kid me
Hard to describe, just going to call it tulpa creation, where each one has its own specialized skillset.

>current me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Communication
Huh. That's actually pretty interesting. No idea how it would go down, but what's it like to talk to someone else's tulpas?

>>86787620
Well crap, forget about my post
this was probably the thing I thought about more than what I thought

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Agility
probably can't beat him, but at least past me won't be a virgin

>>86780536
What kind of pleb wants different super powers as an adult than he wanted as a kid?

I weirdly wanted telekinesis growing up, used to always try and force coins and shit too move, let's roll with that.

I got TCG Manipulation http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation

I challenge myself to Pokemon or Duel Masters, kid me can't turn that shit down.

>>86780536
Kid me comes rolling up with a sick ass Hot Wheels car, with plenty of water bending.

>Shrinking Replication
>tfw you get your fetish as a superpower
>tfw younger you knows it

Without transportation I'm fucked. but if I have a ride of my own then we have a pretty sick as duel for a bit. I send one of the mini-clones onto the car, who gradually sabatoges it until younger me dies in a crash.

>[Once in a Lifetime] vs. [Take On Me]

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>>86780536
>Kid me
>I wanna be Spider-Man, thwip thwip!

>me now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Freeze
this is for not going out with her you little retard

Kid me:
>telekinesis
>telepathy
>invisibility
>astral projections
>the ability to shape shift into a dragon

Me now:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Lordship
Yeah I'm going to be okay.

>>86787556
All the strength in the world won't do much good against someone who can just BAMF out of the way. It would most likely be a draw unless you can trick them somehow.

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As a kid I wanted to control lightning/electricity

>What I have now
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compressed_Weaponry
The power to compress matter to form weapons.

This will be a fun battle, if anything I think this will be an even match, with the electric powers possibly edging out a win.

Kid Me: Iceman is so cool! Hehehe get it? "COOL"????

Me now:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suit_Up!

Unless my armor is made of the sun I'm gonna get iced out.

I lost all of my creativity growing up and that pun shows it. ;.;

>"Superman is the bestest hero ever!"
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adoptive_Muscle_Memory

shit, i might be able to put up some kind of resistance if I get about three batman's worth of preptime, but other than that my head's coming off

>>86781152
You better make those childhood concepts into reality, anon. I'd read a comic about that

>Child self
Teleportation
>now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coal_Manipulation

Welp, I guess maybe I could suspend coal dust all over and then kill us both in an inferno?

>>86780536
>kid me

I wanted to fly, shoot fire/lava, shoot water, have sick sword skills, have sick crossbow skills, have super speed and have the Omnitrix

>current me

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis

Alright, so I'll just figure out some way to somehow reason with kid me, buy myself some time, go to the store and buy a fuckton of Limp Bizkit CDs and use them to bargain for my life with kid me I guess.

>Destiny Perception
Not really a combat power. But kid me is just flying around.

when i was a kid, i wanted to be able to summon swords like infinite blade works

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orisha_Physiology

fuckin battle of the century

>>86780536
I wanted super speed, super strength, and telekinesis which makes the other two slightly redundant.

Let's see...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zinc_Mimicry
Wha-- what the fuck?
It's over for me. Present me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock
>the power to exist outside of everything

This sounds like the gayest shit ever.

My younger self wanted like all the super powers.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Carrier

This ain't beating all of them.

As a child I wanted to me an Axemen. I thought axes were dope as shit and being the god king of axes was like a dream.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation
Well this is just my fucking edgy teenage dream super power. Axemen would win though, so what if you can manipulate chains axes can cleave the world in two.

>>86780536
>Kid Me: Growth

>Adult me: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal

Yeah, I think I win somehow.

um... i got the glossary page

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glossary_Page

what power do i get out of this?

>>86780536
But what if I dont wanna fight my kid self?
What if I want to raise him as my own

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>>86795344
>I thought axes were dope as shit and being the god king of axes was like a dream

It is.

What i wanted as a kid
>More or less the human torch, odd because I was kinda indifferent to F4
What I got
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate-Self_Learning
>So more or less fire powers that I copy from kid me plus adult toughness.
Yeah adult me's got this.

>>86795614
You get glossarick's powers from Star VS The Forces of Evil
You can go into and inhabit books, crazy high wisom and your blue.

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>me as a kid
I wanted to be like Guyver but turn into a winged biodemon thing like in Doom

>now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability%C2%AD_Inducement

this is too real

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Empowerment

Neutral Empowerment. I guess if I am neither pro-life nor anti-life... I can... hit harder! Yeah.

I can totally beat a super saiyan.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Level_Measuring

this has got to be the worst fucking roll

Kid me wanted to be a 7ft tall warrior with a fuckhuge sword and a pet lava dragon

Me now http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Embodiment
We're going to take over the world

>>86796004
ohh! oh! do me next

Kid Self: Telekinesis

Current self: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology

Wouldn't stand a chance. In this scenario I essentially went Akira.

>>86780536
>Kid me:
I CAN MOVE STUFF WITH MY MIND! JUST YOU WAIT I'LL SHOW YOU!

>Me now:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tranquilizer_Breath

Jesus Christ I got the date rape power.
Kid me telekinetically kicks my shit in.

>>86780536
Kid me had a magic fist my mom would give me to fight monsters and not be scared when it got dark.

>Blood Crystallization
Now I have become those monsters

Kid me wanted super speed

I rolled skin colour manipulation
>The ability to manipulate the color of the skin of oneself and others. A sub-power of Skin Manipulation.
I think kid me has me beat but maybe if I manipulated myself into a dindu before they did it I could get them harassed by sjws. I know, not very threatening but that's the only defense I can think of.

>Kid me
Time Manipulation

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superego_Embodiment
You gotta be fucking kidding me, I already get enough of this shit already.

>>86787114
Yeah... I'm gonna need a storytime of this.

>Kid Me: Electricity based scapeshifting

>Me now: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Blade_Construction?useskin=oasis

This is gonna be cool

>kid me wanted to be invisible to spy on pretty ladies and collect information

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Resistance?useskin=oasis

I guess I'll just douse myself in gasoline and go around burning things until the little faggot chokes out/melts

>>86795669
I wish this could happen.

This is a dream I never even knew I had.

That's also how I could beat kid me... just promise to love him and take him away from his life and he wouldn't want to fight anymore.

Kid Me: Iron Man Power Armor basically

Me Now: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Physiology

The armor I wanted had an energy siphon as one of its gadgets, so he'd eventually win, I guess.

>>86780536
>>86797433
I never understood how Zoro was supposed to attack with the 3rd sword being held in his mouth.

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>>86797610
>I never understood how Zoro was supposed to attack with the 3rd sword being held in his mouth.

>>86780536
wood clone of myself....
I wanted spiderpowers
depends on what my limits are to the physical or just my imagination.

I would think my child hood self would win.

>>86781097
doesn't the flash have the same power as accelerator? just better?

>>86781127
aizen had that and was considered the strongest.