Sum up your life with one /co/ related image
>>86776716
We already have a thread, faggot
>>86776716
>>86776716
Surfing on other people's puke.
>>86776933
I wish i had that level of excitment and wonder still.
>>86776949
I have a lot of repressed memories desu
>>86776967
Such as?
>>86777069
How am I supposed to know? They're repressed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>86777083
Goodpoint
>>86776873
did shmorky draw that
>>86777939
I didn't get that joke.
>>86778088
The joke is that he's a cat wearing clothes too big for him
>>86778073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQE1OW1QMA
>>86777939
you're a black 20's manlet?
>>86776716
At best that was you since 2010, that's not your life.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>86778806
I never understood that fourth panel. Is he in denial of something? Did he mishear? Is dead Jeff a stepfather and the biological father is alive in Texas?
>>86776716
>Make me.
I'm not-so-secretly happy 4chan is going to die.
>>86776726
>doesn't use ctrl+shift+N/ctrl+shift+P
It's like they want people to know what their twisted fetish is
>Met qt in math class last week
>Talked for a bit
>Shared a lot of interest in cartoons and vidya
>Talk until evening then I drive home
>Yesterday she followed me to the parking lot
>No one there besides us.
>'Hey anon wanna fuck?'
>mfw again and again.
>>86776716
>>86780767
Just like in one of my japanese cartoons.
Well at least this thread isn't full of
>I wanna die but I'm to chickenshit to actually do it
posts. Only half full. That's a step up.
>>86780832
source? This looks like one of those comics by those four comic artists who would hang out and draw comics about it, but Ihaven't seen this one
>>86780882
That's exactly what she said when we were done!
>>86780894
It's early, after all.
>>86780767
>I'll take "things that never happened" for $300 Alex
>>86780961
People would probably love you if you stopped posting these cancerous Twitter memes.
>>86780767
Where was your finger when you woke up?
>>86781001
Had it happened to anyone else I would agree with you. But it happened to me. So I believe anon, I believe!
Though to clarify she wasn't a bombshell qt, it was that sort of shy girl aesthetic. You know
>Not much make up
>Baggy clothes
>Chubby around the middle
The kind of girl you'd expect to visit /cm/ or /hm/
>>86781044
Didn't fall asleep anon, it was in my car, and I still had to get home.
>>86781067
>It happened guys! It REALLY happened!
Even if it did and the girl you described is real, I know all about them.
You may as well fucked a bag of garbage.
>>86780832I often think about doing this, but I end up feeling as if I'd traumatize the driver so I decide against it. That, and I'm also a huge pussy.
>>86781037
Please. We've been doing this shit long before Twitter got their greasy fingers all over it.
>>86781114
Still feel great. Best garbage. 10/10.
>>86780900
That's Chester Brown. If the 4 artists you mean are the Toronto 3 of Joe Matts, Chester Brown, and Seth.
I can sympathize with an angsty teenage half-demon. Joy.
>>86781351
I'd chill with you. We can stare down people passing us by and make snide remarks about their hypothetical lives.
> I actually enjoy my life
> watch cartoons to I distressed
> spend time with family
> love my sisters and nephews
>>86781413
Lets make bukowski and Hoffman proud brother
>>86776716
>>86778873
That's probably it, the joke is that he doesn't respect either.
>>86780767
Don't listen to the haters anon. I believe you, and tonight, I will masturbate in your honor.
>>86776716
Finished Mother 3 the other day and feeling shit since
>>86776891
what'd dis from
>>86777051
WOOLIE
I think this one says it all.
>>86780811
There's a quiet tranquility to this scene. I wish I was there to see this happening.
>>86779123
I really need to read Boy's Club. For some reason it never fails to crack me up.
Tbh
>>86776716
>It depressed him how foreign the pictures seem to him now, how his ridiculous ingrown cells had long ago stolen this happy dead kid's identity and with his own life made a complete mess of it.
I think I need more hobbies
>>86779233
MODS
>>86783416
>It was storytimed about a week ago, you should be able to find the thread in the archives
>>86776716
>>86778790
I feel like this is some sort of non-binary gender propaganda
>>86785145
That's just because you're a paranoid little faggot who intently cares about shit you could very easily just ignore, which in turn is because your life is so empty the outrage you intentionally induce fills the void.
>>86785191
I think you take such simple bait too easily
>>86785238
>>86785191
You really think ignoring those freaks will help? People are actually considering letting grown men enter women's restrooms because "they identify as a women". Ignoring problems doesn't make them go away, kiddo; likewise, posting about them on 4chan is just as effective but it's still nice to vent.
>>86785145
I thought it was a joke about how shitty it is to tell somebody to just 'be themselves' to be successful and whatnot, but hey, maybe I'm not reading into it enough.
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing or where I'm going with my career, my 7 year relationship, my medical bills, my sex life, but I just started smoking weed againl, Halloween is coming up, as is Ren fest, and the new Pokemon games drop in about a month so right now life is pretty cool.
>>86785325
>he actually cares about the bathroom issue
Ignoring the problem works really well when the only problem is how assblasted you are.
>>86785050
A FUCKING ATTOSECOND
>>86785482
Bigger problems come from smaller ones, we'll see who's right in a few years.
https://youtu.be/u0HQQGcVXP0?t=1m31s
I always saw a lot of her in me...It's painfully ironic when you have people who are like "I would never let anyone hurt you" and in the end they hurt you the most
>>86785673
You too are a horrible mary sue OC donut steel?
>>86785702
No, I meant the snippyness
My life is pretty great honestly. Even more so when you actually use 4chan as a stress reliever
>>86785588
Yeah, if you don't fix your butthurt, then eventually start shitting blood.
>>86776798
I can't tell who this Pacha is supposed to be.
>>86779089
WUSS!
>>86785317
>Blue Sky messes with the Ice Age franchise.jpg
>>86785955
Owl from MMO.
>mfw tricked again
>>86776933
firstsharpieorgasm.gif
>>86785145
it's the opposite
>>86785588
I bet you wonder why so few people like you.
I recently started whoring myself out to older women
>>86778879
DELETE THIS
>>86787261
Any of them not morbidly obese?
>>86776716
>>86777741
This reminds me of that one scene in Nightmare on Elm Street 2 where Mark Patton is dancing in his room.
I found out I'm going to pass physics II so I'm in a pretty fucking good mood.
>>86787519
Well I only started monday and I've only had 3 so far, none were fatties
I don't see this not applying to me when the boss has no work for me
Im have been 2 years trying to mayor on digital animation but i can't fucking draw
>>86783777
I'm at that exact point.
>>86785667
What is this?
>>86787576
...I'm gonna go hug my dog and take him on a walk, now.
A really really long walk, just for him.
Easily.
>>86783725
I like how basically every board has accepted JoJo as their own
>>86776716
Not exactly sure. It's good in some parts, awful in others, and think about it fills me with a feeling that is somewhere between laughing, being tired, and wanting to vomit. So to match my confused emotions, a confusing face.
>>86788132
Hasn't stopped TTG from being aired over and over. Keep it up.
My name is Chris.
>>86787576
Meme magic shall save us all
>>86790764
>>86791669
ugh, this better have porn
>>86781084
Having to drive home with one hand must be tough
>>86787727
Thatsthejoke.jpg
That said, I still snap my fingers after donning sunglasses because of this shit.
>>86791750
You know, I never checked through my entire reading of it. But I'm sure a disappointing answer lies in store for that question.
>>86788132
If you're good at math, or goid at puzzle solving and stuff get a cs degree and do graphics. New OpenGL is happening. Good time to get into graphics.
>>86793911
If there's anything that kills an audience, anon, it's free stuff.
>>86788132
Started getting serious about my art a few years ago and it's still DA tier garbage.
>>86776716
>>86794682
I envy you
>>86793326
it do, not much but enough to fap to without having to read the comic
>>86795517
>without having to read the comic
Senpai, I often end up reading entire stories just so I can better enjoy the porn.
>>86788132Wasted my time and money studying Video Game design, but I utterly suck at programming and my art is DA average at best...
>>86787261
enjoy it while you can
>>86787261
How does one begin doing this. I want money and like mature women. Hook me up anon.
>>86776716
It never stops being true.
>>86795900
Yeah, just ask /pol/.
This should be a banner btw.
>>86795900
>>86795934
/pol/ has the unfortunate problem of channeling their perceived superiority into anger.
Me? I'm just horrendously apathetic. No point in trying to explain to someone why they are wrong when they won't understand it anyway.
>>86795986
You and me, man. We should hang out.
>>86796015
Maybe later. I got some stuff to do.
>>86796040
O-okay, I'll just...I'll be here...
>>86796092
Anon you know there are always other fish in that big vast ocean of piss.
Don't think this counts as /co/ material but i feel it best describes how I'm feeling.
All i want to do is make a living with my hobbies but being so shit at them compared to others makes me feel completely and utterly unmotivated to keep trying.
>>86776716
>>86796092
>>86796190
Fuck already
>>86796396
it's a cartoon of a anthropomorphized tire.
it counts
>>86796267
Haha, what's this from?
>>86796494
*an* anthro...
>>86778099
>Food Puns
Looks like something Zone would do.
I literally have no goals in life even though I'm on a very favorable situation and have a happy, easygoing existence. Of course, this means I don't actually enjoy what I do and therefore are very mediocre at it and actually despise most people and activities I have to deal with.
I need goals rite nao, but somehow I fail at wanting anything, it's as if everything I've managed to do so far fails to impress me/satisfy me.
>>86787576
God damn it my fucking cat died a few weeks ago and now I feel like I didn't play with him enough.
>>86778873
I'm guessing his father walked out when he was very young, and she remarried.
>>86796926
cats aren't really like dogs when it comes to getting fulfillment from playing tho
>>86778933
Hot.
>Anon... what are you doing?
>Posting on 4chan
>It's 4:00 in the morning. Why on Earth are you posting on 4chan?
>Because I've lost control of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN3SlXb5y7Q
>>86788595
amen anon
>>86797055
>That feel when want to wake up early
>That feel when wake up after 12
DAY WASTED
>>86796950
My dog gets bored incredibly fast and playing with her just ends up with me wagging toys in front of her while she lazily snaps and I feel like I should record her being a lazy bitch so I don't feel bad when she kicks it. Then I realize I'll feel even worse seeing it.
>>86797151
Or you couldn't not be a bitch and pull an all nighter and force reset a normal sleep schedule.
>>86795517
Sauce?
>>86778088
He a Cool Cat, canyadigit?
>>86778841
5/10 image
10/10 filename
>>86796040
Wow, what a fucking rude, Jesus Christ
>>86779941
This, and also my pic.
>>86785325
What kind of loser uses a public bathroom anyway?
>>86776716
>>86780767
God damn it, every fucking time I see cuts from that flash, I have to go masturbate.
>>86796217
I am being emotionally nuked but it is giving me super powers
>>86796875
Related
I'm starting to feel a bit giddy. The depression will inevitably set in again.
>>86780832
that hit a little too close to home
>>86795972
>Sex and the City
>Field of Dreams
I'm pretty sure I get the other two, but explain please.
>>86778854
I never understood why a bunch of losers on here got mad at this comic.
>>86797461
>pull an all nighter and force reset a normal sleep schedule.
wat. This is the first I've heard of this. Usually all I do is set my alarm to wake me up at an earlier time, and after a couple of days I wake up at that time before my alarm goes off.
>>86778889
this movie made me cry like a little bitch. 10/10 recommend to everyone.
>>86805484
You mean short?
>>86781114
you're not a very happy person, are you?
>>86788565
The little prince
>>86782589
looks like bittersweet candy bowl to me.
>>86785191
>>86785482
>>86785942
how about you calm your shit and turn down the ASP boost?
the things I'd give to be there the next time there's a /pol/ shitpost fair, if only to see you flinging shit like a monkey.
I cant bring myself to write anymore and every time I try I end up staring at the screen, then eventually browsing the internet annoyed with myself.
>>86776726
couple nights ago i berated the living fuck out of an old friend for trying to fuck someone who actively despised him and also happened to be mentally ill.
i feel like i've actually found something i'm good for, something i will some day make a difference by doing it, and that is to make people feel fucking awful about themselves.
this satisfies me. It doesn't make me happy, i don't think that's possible, but i've been thinking that happiness isn't really the ultimate fulfillment, in fact, i've come to see it as an obstacle to an actually good life.
>>86776800
And that's the day I simultaneously stopped watching the simpsons And lost my childhood innocence!
>>86789235that look like me
>>86796396
we are in the same boat
>>86809862
gone, but not forgotten
>>86778111
The're supposed to look like that
Its a Zoot Suit from the 1940s
>nearly 30 images aren't /co/
C'mon /co/, step it up.
>>86776716
.
My entire life has been nothing but failure after failure, with the only dividers in it are lost of the people I care about.
>SO MANY PAPERS
>>86813026
Is that comic right to left?
I've been tired since I finished junior high
>>86813217
Nah. The first panel is just him reacting to another hero not knowing who he is.
How did we let things get this bad?
>>86802843
if I had to guess it would be the stupid harambe reference in the lower left panel.
>>86783777
24 in a week
Haha it's fine tho, it's not like I have the capacity of being an adult anyways, I spent the last 6 years sulking over my horrible life and struggling to find a reason not to kill myself
>>86783777
What's a mortage?
>>86813594
>Just about to turn 24
>only 6 years
That's actually pretty impressive, though.Just know that there will always be someone that misses you, anon.
Even us, despite what shitbags all of us obviously are
im a one hit wonder
>>86814267
Eh, if someone from /co/ offed themselves, I doubt anyone here would ever find out.
>>86801526
People misremember "Sex and the City" as "Sex in the City". They also misremember "If you build it he will come" as "If you build it they will come."
>>86815242
I can't remember if I misremembered the first, seems like it was interchangeable in my mind, but I definitely got the second one wrong, even said it before.
>>86778073
I used to tease my little sister by saying that she looked like this guy.
>>86815055
This.
Unless they were a storytimer or particularly annoying shitposter nobody would even notice an absence, like people do in real-life.
>>86815334
Or a tripfag.
>>86795972
>>86815242
What's the Australian one?If it's the wrong way up, I've thought that since I was a kid. Pretty sure I must have seen some wonky old map when I was really young.
>>86815361
Being a tripfag is perfectly summed up in "storytimer" and "particularly annoying shitposter", anon.
>>86815393
Ah.
Hopefully Boco goes first.
>>86815361
>>86815393
I feel conflicted. If a tripfag I hated died I'd be so fucking happy, butI feel me acknowledging their existence through their death feels counterintuitive to my spite towards them. As if drawing their last breath was their final, ultimate shitpost. I'm giving them (you)'s from beyond the grave.
>>86814267
You don't really care about meyou are just using me to feel bad by proxy
4 Chan is not your family and 4chan is not your friends, you can lie to yourself all you want but every second you spend here you spend it alone
>>86815368
I think its the placement of New Zealand
>>86807770
You should get an early morning to afternoon talk show. Like Dr. Phil or Maury.
>>86780832
>thought about doing this
>Worried about if I don't die and have to explain why i did it
>recently turned 18
>retaking my AS-Levels because I got a U in all of them
>Also retaking my English GCSE after twice failing to get a CI'm hype for Titanfall 2 though