/co/.... Why does God Hate Dads?

That was such a stellar issue.

>>86775329
go back to the sex cave

>>86775329

He never had one there for him

>>86775341
too bad the thread devolved into /poltv/ shitposting

this is why we can't have nice things

>>86775489
We can have a nice thread right here.

I'm wondering when smartphone rocks become a thing in this setting.

>>86775569
fred had a shellphone in the first issue but it was flip. he's old though so pebbles might have one

>>86775587
I should check the issues for those things again.

Also Pebbles is criminally hot.

>>86775341
Has it been posted here? I only saw the preview.

>>86775633
yes. >>86753792

for the love of god stop at the end of the comic

>>86775329
because our only use for him is to make our football team win.

>>86775329

GRAND DAD!

>>86775341
I can't deal with Flintstones being fun and feels. I just remember it as being a kinda shitty filler cartoon.

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>Appliance, please!

>>86778295
Would this be seen as a breach of contract?

>>86775329
#BlackDadsMatter

>>86778291
>I let a previous incarnation of a franchise affect the way I feel about a current incarnation
Don't be that guy.

>>86779135
Why not, the Teen Titans fanbase does nothing BUT!

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>>86778291
>I can't deal with Flintstones being fun and feels.

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>>86775344

This is literally the best comic out right now.

>>86778291
>I just remember it as being a kinda shitty filler cartoon.
Yeah I actually never gave a fuck about the cartoon when I was a kid. Always saw it as a reason to switch channels. Love the comic though.

>>86778295
>>86779168

Man, I gotta read this.

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>>86775329

>>86775329
Hold up...
He wasn't clear on which god...
Is it Morp, Peaches, or Gerald.

>>86779179
Like, can we?
Can we please go back to the sexcave?

>>86779280
It's obviously a heathen Peaches worshiper.

>>86779280
Peaches only wants everyone to have fun so it can't be it.

>>86775329
They remind him of how terrible his own creations often turned out
*cough*lillium*cough*the other one*cough*

my favorite book right now, elated it even exists

>>86775329
This issue was great, it's almost like you can talk about gay marriage and acceptance without sounding like a cockmongler like Bendis and his "Bobby, you're gay" trash.

>>86779303
But what else be the teaches of Peaches

>>86779319
It's funny, back when they announced the hannah barbera line, this book was the one I gave the least fucks about because it was the flintstones. I almost wish I could go back in time and tell my slightly younger self that he'd end up liking it the most.

>>86779274
Only thing I don't understand is why he said that when the meeting was explicitly stated to be about hearing concerns about marriage. Like if you have more important thing to worry about why do this meeting in the first place?

>>86779274

forty keks

That's so fucking true and the best panel I have ever seen in a comic

>>86779371
Perhaps it was to try to stop people from giving a fuck about it?

because good heroes come from broken homes

Anyone else getting an urge to watch the cartoon from reading the comic? I never gave it a chance when I was a kid, but it might be worth now.

>>86779435
Fred and Wilma's relationship is pretty different in it.

>>86779258
You do, you fucking retard.

>>86779135
Everyone is that guy on 4chan.

>>86775627
uh-oh.

>>86779349
H A V E
F U N
M A K E
F R I E N D S

>>86779349
Peaches teaches the preaches of leeches.

>>86779371
He called the meeting to tell them all to fuck off.

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>>86779168
Dammit fred.

>the universe runs on loneliness

Ouch.

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>>86779549
There is also this one from the same issue

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>>86779510
you know considering everything in the comic I can see him doing that. "I have called this meaning to address your concerns.

You're all idiots get the fuck out of my townhall."

>>86777777

>>86779559
It's the hot blood of progress, we do things to keep of out of loneliness, thats the underlying power source.

It ain't fucking love, its just the fear of losing all and every single connection.


Even if its a single screen where you type dank memes to.

>>86779563
"Billions of days ago" is a fucking fantastic joke

Anyone else think this Fred is a lot more sensitive and thoughtful than his cartoon counterpart?

>>86779606

Well thank fuck I learned no to--

>Even if its a single screen where you type dank memes to.

Oh.

>>86779622

Definitely, yes.

>>86779606

Too bad 4chan is going out of business soon huh.

>>86779648
all things end.

thankfully i've become sorts of popular with unscreened fiends so i can do the "hang out".

still tho, will miss it.

>>86779648

Oh well. Back to isolation and solitude for me.

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>>86779563
>The invisible force?

>Loneliness!

>>86779622
yes

>>86775627
ANON MY PEBBLES

>>86779435
>Anyone else getting an urge to watch the cartoon from reading the comic?

No.

>it might be worth now

It's not.

Oh shoot, did a new issue come out?

>>86779563
>Neon Genesis Evangelion.jpg

>>86779738
Issue #4 a few days ago. This anon >>86775668 posted the link to the Storytime.

>>86779738
Yes it was fun.

>>86779622
Hey, a sitcomesque dad figure who isn't a complete fucking idiot but a respectable caring parent and husband.

THEY FINALLY DID IT!

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>>86779563

Is that caveman Carl Sagan?

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>>86779848
Gave it a shot.

>>86779888
Damn it, you can't read it.

>>86779851
>THEY FINALLY DID IT!
They already did that back with King of the Hill.

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>>86780042

>>86779851
Cartoon Fred wasn't an idiot either m8

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>>86780058
>Traitor
>Uncle Dino
These salty ass appliances

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i haven't found an excuse to post this yet , which makes me sad.

>>86775329
because he doesn't have one and is jealous of ours

can someone explain to me what this is?
It looks great but what on earth is it?

>>86780190
The Flintstones comic from the DC's 'Hanna Barbera Beyond' thing.

>>86780069
> appliances

That's their word. You don't get to use that word.

>>86779882
Yes.

>>86780265
shut the fuck up you Yuzza.

I'll call that flea bitten App whatever I want.

>>86780060
He was an easily duped, money hungry sociopath with a hair trigger and a thin ego.

New Fred is much better.

>>86782134
I want the best of both worlds

Insightful Fred played by John Goodman again

>>86779371
Well, he is a politician. So, drawing from that maybe he was just trying dodge the issue so he wouldn't have to deal with it and it would just solve itself or something. Or he was condensing to their concerns in that, "dude, love is love - get over it" kind of way. I read it as the former because the direction the comic is going, is probably going to show the mayor as someone who dodges important issues, avoids making decisions, and focuses on benign things that are popular. If you saw one of the earlier issues, after an alien spring-break invasion at the end he presents a statue commemorating the space chimp instead of anyone who was murdered by aliens.

>>86779895
Cut it so that both speach bubbles are barely in it?

>>86775329
idk but that girl in the middle is a qt

>>86779274
That man has the chin of a trustworthy, benevolent, and jurisprudent to executive. A chin id follow

>>86780118
For some 4chan Hiro stupidity fear mongering post.

>>86780042
What is the purpose of that bird?

>>86783415
It's a mixer

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>>86783443
Oh.

>>86780042

So this is why field slaves hated house negros.

>>86780069

>Uncle Dino

My sides.

>>86779566
Why don't politicians do this? They seem to be more about placating the masses rather than telling people they're acting stupid to a crowd. I don't see even Hilary, Donald, doing it... they're content in living off the cheers rather than doing things leaders do.

I don't think we've had a real leader on the podium in any country for a while. Philippines, maybe.

>>86783582
You don't get re-elected by insulting voters.

>>86783582
This, so much this. This country has gone to shit and there's no good reason why.

See that? I just sucked your dick instead of pointing out that you said something dumb. Now, prior to admitting to such, were you more likely to vote for me or >>86783679?

And he's not even saying your concerns are stupid, just that your reasoning is bad/incomplete. Imagine if some cockmongler had told you to get over it you fucking baby. You gonna vote for him or Spineless Echo Chamber Anon? You're gonna vote for Spineless Echo Anon, and things are gonna stay roughly as they are because that's their general state of equilibrium.

>>86783582
>>86783679
Jimmy Carter tried to tell people "Hey we have actual HARD PROBLEMS to worry about so let's solve those instead of keeping our hands in our pockets all the time to touch our dicks." Ronald Reagan deflected attention from any problem that was hard to solve and went around verbally fellating people. Jimmy Carter is one of the most hated presidents in history and Reagan is possibly the most loved. Nobody remembers the problems they were supposed to solve. They just remember liking or hating the guys.

>>86779371
It's a parody of the "why adress gay marriage when we haven't solved poverty and crime" argument.

>>86779274
>this pic
>"I am filled with disgust" moose
>"What are you implying?"
This comic is a fucking goldmine of reaction images.

>>86780046
kinda
Hank was caring, but he was also super stubborn and supportive only when he had to be

>>86775329
Dad Jokes.

>>86779701
Every man who has no gf is made up of organs that have no gf, which is made up of cells with have no gf, which is made up of molecules that have no gf, and so on and so on.

>>86783582
Obama's been going off a bit more as his term winds down

>>86779648

Everyone on 4chan will return to the home site, Something Awful, and then we will ruin that site even more than Lowtax does.

>>86779648

That won't happen

>>86783892

In fairness Carter also inherited a really shitty presidency and had tons of problems to deal with.

But yes, he basically said, "we only make things worse"

>>86775329
Because God is black

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>>86775329
I wanna see how they cover Bam Bam being adopted/origins

An Albino with the strength of fiddy men

>>86786185
He is just kinda pebbles jock friend for now. Barney exploited him to sell vitamins though.

>>86775329
Does god hate Grand Dads?

>>86779349
sex on the beaches

Alright. This thread has fucking convinced me that I gotta read this.

>>86787490
It's good shit. Check desuarchive for previous storytimes. I'm planning on buying it when it gets collected into a volume

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>>86784017
It really is.

>>86783582
Duerte is a blood-crazed maniac who's torpedoing his country's relations with America because he can't handle criticism over his fucking purge. The man ran death squads as a mayor, for christ's sake.

>>86779291
Nah, the utilitarians were going to marry Adam and Steve. And the dude in charge of the retreat is currently serving Gerald. So we are faced with the fact that More hates dads.

Anyone else notice that this was the first issue where no one met a grisly death?

>>86788547

It was the Unitarians, not the utilitarians. Slightly different things.

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>>86775329
How do we get more people to support this comic?

>>86775329
I think because fatherhood in the nature is rather a rare thing. Even in humans some societies work without males ever contributing to the parenting. So basically its is similar to homosexuality where there is this whole argument whether its a choice, a natural thing, and how does it affected by society and stuff. Only fatherhood for some reason never soused such a resonance...

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>Those twitter comments
https://twitter.com/DCComics/status/783135832760782848

>>86789482
Word of mouth

>>86789584
>No Young Justice season 3
Yes, that's up to DC and not CN.

Fucking moron.

>>86789584
I almost want to make a Twitter just so I can post something positive on that tweet.

>>86789584
>MUH CHILDHOOD
>tumblr gifs
>YASSSSS
Pure cancer

>>86789584
>But no young justice season 3
stay salty fags

>>86789557
It improves offspring fitness when your young take a long time to raise though. Is one of the major traits considered in being a r (rate) or K (quality) type breeder.

If your environment is stable and there is competition for dominance of a chosen ecological niche then K types are theorized to win out (more effort = more useful offspring to be trained to a specific lifestyle.) If the environment is unstable and there is plenty of resources then r type strategies are favored (just get loads of offspring out there and hope one gets lucky.)

So, fatherhood (or something like it) does show up, it just shows up in fewer animals because these creatures are likely to be numerically few, but powerful apex species, or are specialized to their specific environment.

Pack predator species like lions, certain parrots and doves, some species of crab (I think) anglerfish(perhaps the most strict 'marital fidelity' seen in the animal kingdom) mutually invest time into the caretaking of their young and make a serious attempt to monopolize eachother's breeding.

However, the most numerous and common example I can think of is probably fox clans.

So is Dino ever going to be likeable or is he the designated nobody in the comic?

>>86788422

He had the nickname of The Punisher.

so haven't not read, what is the context of God Hates Dads? Is marriage being treated the same in-universe as gay marriage was until very recently here? So the idea of parents raising their own children and not communal raising is seen as wrong?

>>86789557
>some reason
Fatherhood is still a more concrete and widely practiced concept than homosexuality.

>>86790526
It's a little inconsistent but yeah pretty much until relatively recently soceity got along by cave orgies.

>>86790526

More or less, yeah, though more generally it's a stand-in for any weird new social movement that causes people on the outside to reject it because it's weird.

>>86790709
>soceity got along by cave orgies.

I fail to see the issue

>>86790645

For humans, yes.

Among the animal kingdom at large, not really.

>>86790526
It's less about the children and more about the adults.
The people protesting marriage grew up accustomed to polygamous unions, and anything new scares and infuriates them.

>>86787802

Nah mate you need to get the floppies. I don't usually shill but this book needs the support

>>86789584

Is there anything worse than people who unironically say "This raped my childhood" especially when you can tell they haven't even given it a chance?

>>86775329
God praises and supports fathers. The western world hates them

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>>86789482
Just hope that most people don't end up feeling this way

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>>86790526
Basically yes

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>>86788422
>>86790488

His big mouth is the reason his trust ratings have gone far up than the past five predecessors for the first 100 days.

He says stupid shit but he managed to stick out than most other politicians to the point where the people actually notice him more.

>>86790236
>>86790645
guys, I'm not implying anything, I'm just trying to explain the joke to OP.

>>86787337

Twice as much.

>>86779622
He hasn't done a SINGLE buffoonish thing yet. He's now the straight man in a world gone insane.

I like him better this way and it fits the tone more appropriately. He's pretty much a different character though.

>>86797437

In fairness he's over a decade older.

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So Flintstones is great, a 10/10

How are the other hannah barbera comics?

You know I really like the jokes in this comic, I just hate the over all message about this marriage garbage.

>>86794969
To be fair I thought the first and third issues were pretty dark and unpleasant except for like two pages. But you could tell there was potential, which comes through in the second issue and tenfold in the fourth.

I'm a bigger fan of retelling human history instead of the "here's why Bedrock is a shithole" angle.

>>86797634
Future Quest: 8/10
Scooby Apocalypse: 7/10
Wacky Raceland: 6/10

>>86797634
Future Quest is pretty cool
Scooby Apocalypse was great to start, but the past couple issues have been the same thing over and over. Hopefully when more plot develops this goes away.

>>86797806
Well, skip issue 4, because it's confined to that one.

>>86789584
>People complaining about "MUH CHILDHOOD"
>Flintstones probably weren't relevant at all during their childhood.

>>86790236
>lions invest into their offspring

Toppest kek. They invest into keeping other lions away from a Group of females that have a territory, but they'reall pump and dump as für as childcare is concerned.