Double D is insane not to want any of this.
He does
But he has a fat fetish
>>86773306
gross
>>86773323
Good for him
>>86773306
She's trailer trash. Who the fuck wants that?
>>86773685
Your dad
>>86773381
>>86773306
The blond is far hotter.
>>86773306
She looks good, but god only knows how she smells.
The Kanker sisters were not big on hygiene, if I am remember correctly. And she's the grungy one of the bunch.
>>86776618
thatskindahot.jpg
>>86773306
Aren't the Eds like 10?
He's gay.
>>86776618
Edd just has to to bathe her
>>86773306
Yes because that fanart is precisely on model to the show.
Kill yourself.
>>86773306
You just know that she grew up to be filth incarnate.
>>86778136
>autism
>>86776635
>kinda
I dunno, I think it's pretty damn hot.
Tell us more, >>86776618.
I wouldn't want to sleep with trailer trash.
>>86778125
>Edd has to bathe her
>Edd, who wouldn't take a shower in Nazz's bathroom because it had women's underthings lying around
>Edd, who freaks out at the very idea of touching something unclean
>Wanting to fuck something that tastes like cigarettes, yeasty beer and sweat
>Wanting to get involved with someone with unresolved daddy issues
>Wanting to get involved with someone who's likely to become a blimp and go fuckin crazy
Yeah no thanks cunt. I could imagine May being actually decent since she's so stupid that she'd follow your every whim like a puppy.
A FUCKIN LEAF here, Trailer Park Boys is 100% accurate in its depiction of the women. I should also know, I have trailer trash relations
>>86778883
>Implying Marie wouldn't force Edd to shower with her
>>86778985
Yes!!! Yes to all of it, im not gonna date em but they know how to fuck fo sho!
>>86778985
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't May the only one without yellow teeth?
>>86778078
Double D a cute.
>>86776618
This is hot and I also want to hear more
>>86773306
I'd give her the double dif I had any friends
>>86779505
Shit man this bitch is really bad at eating yogurt
>>86778985
>I only fuck 10/10 boys because I'm a patrician
>>86779515
awful yeah
sometimes she gets it all over her ass, it's ridiculous how bad she is at eating yogurt
>>86778985
>I have trailer trash relations
>Can't handle one and wants to go with the submissive little blonde bitch
>"since she's so stupid that she'd follow your every whim like a puppy"
Wow, and now you know why Marie is best girl, because REAL men can handle the crazy, with their D to shut them up. Even Double D knows, it's in his name.
>>86778298
Would fuck em both desu
Double D got it good man, he's the ladies man of the group. He got the best Kanker sister the other two just don't come close to her. He'll realize this soon enough.
>>86779988
Triple dubs tells nothing but truth.
>>86773306
>Double D would be insane to not want those Double D's
>>86773323
Fat fetish is best fetish.
>>86778985
>Not taking a trailer trash girl who's so uneducated and sex obsessed she'll follow you like a puppyminus or including humping your leg
>Not bringing her in and making her bathe and ween her off of heavy drinking until it's at a manageable level.
>Not threatening her with zero sex if she doesn't start eating shit that isn't cooked in a microwave
>Not turning a trashy girl that is thirsting for your dick into a pure lusty maiden who now has genuine affection for you for turning her life around.
>And STILL thirsts after your dick.
There's too many faggots around nowadays.
>>86780781
>>86780781
>Wanting a broken individual as a love interest
You remind me of those women who obsess over serial killers because they want to "fix" a bad boy
>>86773685
what's it called when something that should be undesirable is for some reason extremely hot?
That's why her,being trailer trash is great.
>>86780781
>Mizuryu Kei
Patrician taste, /co/mrade.