Describe your life in one /co/ related image

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Im girl crazy but they typivally dont stay long

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I like my job, but sometimes, when dealing with the public, I wonder how some people can function.

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>>86770126

>200+ sad fucks omitted

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This

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>>86770126
I'm really fucking dense and have a terrible memory.

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Chemistry homework that ranges from puss easy to I need 2-4 hours of tutoring

English essay due next week were I have all my ideas, just don't know how to put it on paper

Math feels too easy to me and I keep second guessing myself on every problem only to get a 10/10 on the daily quizzes

And some fucking how I'm in the honor society at my college.

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>>86770126

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Trying to get out of my NEET phase

>>86771050
>just don't know how to put it on paper
Get something to record your voice, ramble into it about your topic for about 20 minutes, type it out and revise accordingly.

>>86771050
>daily quizzes
>math
>college
either you're taking some low as fuck level math or your lying about being in college

>>86771414
Pre calculus. Sure it's only five questions a quiz but they can be from section 1.3 or 4.4

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>>86770126

>>86770909
The image is pretty self-explanatory. OP is a weenie.

i don't have a picture to post

make of that what you will

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I fucking hate ALEKS.
Fuck, I wish I took Calculus is high school.

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Me on the right

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>>86770819
Can someone please explain the joke to me.

>>86771666

Whats ALEKS?

>>86771681
Penny Arcade strip. Kid is going over to play vidya. Dad thinks his son is being molested.

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>>86771681
>Kid tells parents he is going to adult neighbors house to "mow the lawn"
>father sees almost-naked man in window and grass uncut
Care to be spoonfed any more?

>>86771681
Joke about Tycho diddling kids, not sure if people reacted the same to this as they did with Dickwolves

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>>86771831

>>86771759
>>86771764
>>86771829
I got the part that the dad thought the kid was getting molested, I just didn't understand the actual joke, perhaps for lack of context to the situation. Why is the kid hanging out with some adult guy to play games? I guess it's just because I've never seen Penny Arcade strip

>>86771932
>Guy with a lot of video games
>Offers you to play them
>Doesn't try to molest you
>Just play video games

>>86771932

Gabe paid the kid to play Halo 3 for him.

>Ah, you finished Legendary, I see. Very nice. Wait...where the fuck are my skulls?
>I couldn't find any.
>Oh yeah? Well the police are gonna find one. YOURS. In a ditch.

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Why is it that every time this thread pops up, an easy 80% of the responses are from push-over faggots that feel mopey all the time?

Can you not even pretend to be enjoying the image board you're posting on?

>>86771764
You spoonfeed meming faggots are almost as bad as grammer nazi anon

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>>86772010
If it helps when im not depressed or angry im like this

>>86772119
>onthebusfromhottopic.jog

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>>86771979
>Letting a kid play your video games
>Not even tapping that ass
This should be a criminal offense.

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>>86772010

Because thats life for you.

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Im solmen and depressed most of the time, but can be very hyper and emotional when i want to be

>>86771735
My UC makes all students who take Pre-Calculus take an online course. Everything we need to learn for major tests come from ALEKS.
For every module, there is 80 to 100 topics, with each topic containing about 5 questions. For each module, only twenty of the topics will be used for the tests. All modules together will make up for at least one letter grade and there at least four of them.
What pisses me off is that we are also given review sheets for the twenty questions that will be on the test. So it is almost fucking redundant to do the online course.
I'm skimming a bit here, but the only reason why is because I'm doing ALEKS right now.

>>86772187
Maybe I can be your Spaghetti tonight.

>>86772255

Sounds pointless. Sorry about that, Anon.

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>>86772280
Where do you live?

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I'm just never sure

>>86771829
Pedophilia is more acceptable to SJWs than rape jokes.

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>>86772010
>Why is it that every time this thread pops up, an easy 80% of the responses are from push-over faggots that feel mopey all the time?
Does it really surprise you that the majority of 4chan's traffic are depressed sacks of shit?

>Can you not even pretend to be enjoying the image board you're posting on?
Why the fuck would anyone do that? This isn't rebbit. You won't get downboats for not acting a certain way.

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>>86770226
10/10

>>86770212
Are you me?

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>>86772521
Maybe

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>the only image relevant to me is /a/
/co/ doesn't appreciate old ladies enough

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>>86770126

>>86772809
I wouldn't want to speak to a man with no neck either.

>>86772809
What kind of person starts a conversation with a stranger in an elevator of all places?

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>>86770126

>>86772953

Maybe he's seen her at work for a long time?

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I'm Shaggy.

>ywn pull up to the regular Weenie Hut in your Scooty-Puff Sr.

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>>86770126

>>86772953
It's called small talk. It's not an alien concept to someone who actually leaves their room more than once a year.

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I already added everyone I know!

>mom
>dad

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>>86770126

>>86774182

"Hi I think you're pretty" isn't small talk.

Comments about coffee or it being hump day is small talk.

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>>86770126
Gotta say, there's a lot of bitters around here.

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>started to lift last year
>got beffy
>most of my jackets got shredded
>favourite leather jacket got shredded
>inb4 i'm a big guy
>4u

>>86775325
I've got no choice. I'll have to kill that alligator.

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>>86772010

I have clinical depression

>>86772264
You WOULD think that wouldn't you Karl

>>86775325
>Florida man was arrested after making a Gator his bitch

>>86772403

But isn't pedophilia the rape of children?

>>86775442
any kind of sexual act on a minor.

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>>86775409

i'm gonna give you a clinical dick in the eye if you don't stop crying

>>86775505

At least someone will be paying attention to me sexually.

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I gave up drinking years ago

>>86770316
swiggity

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Things are looking up for once

>>86775442
>>86775482
They can consent around 14. And cartoons dont countnbecause there not real children, but animated blobs living in the bleed of the dimension of pure imagination.

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I've got a Japanese oral exam soon and I feel like my spaghetti will reach colossal levels to the point I won't be able to speak

>>86775836
Just think of all the chink pussy youll get and the fact you can watch hentai with no subtitles afterwards.

>>86771659
I literally said this aloud the first time I got a girls shirt off.
>so what are you gonna do now ;)
>I don't know, I never expected to get this far

>>86775852
but I want boipucci...

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The click makes for a good chuckle

>>86772403

I've always wondered, if Tumblr is against kink shaming, does that mean they would defend a pedophile?

>>86772565
Lol

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I just want Chaos to come

I think I might be able to live a more fulfilling life that way.

maybe not

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>>86775865
Niceeeeee

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>>86775863
>>so what are you gonna do now ;)
>>I don't know, I never expected to get this far

>>86772368
>Not posting Mario Hugo

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I figure at this rate I'm never going to have a girlfriend, and it barely registers to me at this point.
My mom has started to bother me about it, but it's not going to happen unless something very drastic changes.

>>86772953
Vegans

>>86771178
this

>>86774182
Small talk isn't a thing in countries outside the US and Canada.

It doesn't really exist to us. I think you guys are just weird forcing fake caring.

>>86776128

At this point my mother just wants me to be happy in life.

>>86770184

Well, that didn't take long.

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I was happily incompetent for years, then I started my PhD.

>>86776128

So why don't you change something very drastically? Go to /fit/ and get your shit together.

>>86776061
Wound up dating her for 4 months and losing my virginity to her on my 21st birthday. Still the best boobs I've ever seen.

>>86776273
Aww, thanks! You were pretty good, especially for it being your first time.

>>86776221
Because I know that even if I get my /fit/ in gear, I'm still going to be an incorrigible nerd of an autist, a terrible lover, and a worse parent if I ever have kids.
I mean, the picture is more of "I'm never going to get laid because I'm never going to change", but on some level, I don't care because I'm too busy learning how to into computers.
That and the fact that if I ever went on a date I would basically implode overthinking everything and trying not to make a mistake.
Apparently I actually look pretty decent, and I'm more of a skinny fucker than a fat bastard. But my height and face don't fix the fact that my brain is borked. It's more wistful thinking than anything else to say I could get married. I dunno, my dad pulled it off and he's almost as bad as I am, so anything could happen. I'm just not a very risky person.

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>>86776280

>>86776288

But you'll never change anything if you don't try. Get out of your comfort zone. What I learned from /fit/ is that girls are just as spergy as men are. They just hide it better.

>>86776342
Seriously, girls have no idea how to initiate at all. In possibly the most Chad example ever, I'm setting up a threeway between the last two girls I was with, and as soon as I put them in touch with each other they sperged out hardcore. I have to hand hold them through any conversation because they aren't used to having to work at flirting.

>>86776395
Happy birthday anon

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i wish i were exaggerating

>>86776739
Holy shit, the fuck is wrong with friend,

>>86776739
...How do you post?

>>86772562

God damn it BigDad, why does your Gaz have to be so boner inducing.

>>86776804
carefully. the worst part is typing without any fingernails.

>>86776807
Because you're overly easy to please with just "give the character gigantic boobs".

>>86776342

Not him but I suffer from some pretty severe mental issues that I have to take a lot of medication to even sorta normalize, and even then I'm a social retard after that.

I got one date in my life (and I'm less than a month from 30), and quite frankly I think it's because the girl mistook me for being alpha due to my natural compulsion towards being violent and confrontational.

>>86776815

Now I'm reminded of The Fly where he has to wear kitchen gloves when using the computer.

>>86772809
>h-hey you're really pretty

He deserves everything he got. I feel no sympathy.

>>86774182
Elevators aren't for small talk. They're for standing around and waiting for your floor. Small talk is reserved for open spaces where any parties involved can leave freely at any time. Honestly, you may be autistic if you chat up people in an elevator.

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>>86772809
Idve punched the bitch. Fuck women.

>>86777022
Starting a conversation in an elevator with "Hey I think you're pretty" to a random woman is autism incarnate.

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>>86770126

>>86776966
>Elevators aren't for small talk.

The elevators at my old workplace are. You ever gone up 70 floors? It takes a while.

>>86770617
You're not wrong.

>>86770617
Well I mean as a tripfag, you are the natural scapegoat.

>>86777686
Can't say I have, but I've also never felt the need to start a conversation with strangers in a waiting room or any other place where you are stuck for an extended period of time.

>>86777708

Just a "how's it goin" is fine

>>86775852
>hentai
this is the only reason why I would want to learn japanese but thats to much work so I'll wait for the translations

>>86776739
>>86776815
Uh...story?

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>>86776739
So you're basically Reigen?

>>86777046
If you're gross

>>86777694
>>86777690

Thanks. I think.

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>>86777835
>>86776757

you asked

just a few highlights
>medication and diet to prevent bouts of massive bouts of internal bleeding, pooling in my stomach usually
>ends in massive scar-tissue ridden bloody vomit when it does happen
>psoriasis trying very fucking hard to take my hair and all my nails away from me
>liver disease from birth and all the fun side effects that come with it, including fun bits like chronic fatigue and bileflow issues for a lot of upset stomach
>bad spleen from birth and all the fun side effects that come with THAT coupled with bad liver, including but not limited to prone to easy bruising and slow to stop bleeding/clot/scab (did a 3 day stint in the hospital with a rhino rocket up my nostrile for a nosebleed)
>ulcers
>doctors orders to keep heartrate at or under 60bpm
>i am sure i'm forgetting shit

>>86778343
why not just end it?

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>>86778388

again: you asked.

honestly? didn't think i'd make it this far. most people born with the liver shit alone don't live past being a toddler and those who DO need a transplant generally by adolescence. here i am kickin with my shit liver working juuuust good enough to keep me off a transplant list.

most people need to gorge on booze and cake to get this kinda shit going for them. feels bad. but hey life sucks and then ya die. play the cards we're dealt and all.

pic unrelated. hope you take a look at anons in positions like mine and feel a little better about yourself

>>86778463
>hope you take a look at anons in positions like mine and feel a little better about yourself

I do senpai. Thanks for answering the question honestly

>>86778343

Damn man. I'm so sorry.

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>>86778503
>>86778488
no sweat, friends. happy to share.

>>86778463
Respect for soldiering on.

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>>86772280
was this you?

>>86772581
underated post

>>86775865
it's a nation of twinks

>>86778244
Michael Shannon is so great

>>86772975
Go back to /tv/

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de ja vu.