Good day guys and gals! Today I'll be storytiming both ASM #19 and SM: 2099 #16 in the same thread. So without further ado:
Amazing Spider-Man #19
I'll also be reading along with everybody, so we can all enjoy it together.
This issue was pretty good, reminded me of early BND Spidey. I hope Clone Conspiracy and Dead No More are better than Spider-Verse.
>>86765744
<It's the "everybody hates Spider-Man" slick
Think they'll give Peter a full beard?
Uh-oh!
And once again the good ol' Parker Luck" kicks in....
>>86766122
Well shit....
too late.....
>>86765967
Spider-Man just broke into that guys house!
I think he stole something.
mini-story
>>86765645
all those colonel sanders
>>86766194
Wow. They certainly suffered from a massiveloss.
Once I'm done with ASM I'm gonna take a chow break. Be back to storytime SM: 2099 after that.
>>86765861
>Think they'll give Peter a full beard?
Anon pls, my cock can only get so hard
Base Frisk not buying into the bullshit!
Pretty good.
I really like the step-brother relationship between Peter and JJJ. Like the drama the story is hitting with.
Just wondering if this kind of buildup, with a villain who really can revive the dead, can keep building up into something that isn't just a huge letdown.
Last page, break time!
See y'all in 30ish.
>>86766419
That's over now, JJ is gonna blame Peter for the death
>>86766326
So is it really not cloning? I hope it isn't, because if it is there is a 100% chance original Hobie will stay dead, the cover for Prowler #1 makes me worry even more.
>>86765891
>May's face in the top panel
What the fuck
>>86766558
There is an implication on this page that Jackal is answering to a big(ger) bad.
>>86766558
It's cloning.
Prowler's a clone.
None of this matters.
Thanks.
>STILL no kaine
REEEEEEEEEEEE
thats the only thing i want
but then i fear he wont be the real one
anyway, thanks op, i was going to do them but ddint
>>86766365
Fisk don't give a Fuck
Snaps his waifu like a twig
>>86766558
It's cloning
but dualism is real in Marvel
Jackal's clones of dead people house the soul of the original, and all their memories
>>86766365
Kingpin is based, jesus fuck
>>86765861
Nah, I think he should just keep the fuzz.
>>86765561
I'm pleasantly surprised by this event. This is honestly some of the best writing I've seen from Slott in years.
I want to let you know guys that PAD is aware that Madrox was killed in death of X, that why he introduced multiple man of 2099
>>86767081
How do you know he did this for that reason?
>>86767254
It's Pad he always does that when of his pet projects or characters has something bad happen.
>>86765744
You make one little accidental takedown and suddenly everyone thinks you're a menace.
>>86766439
Are you going to storytime this "extra issue" referenced in the 4th panel? What is it exactly?
>>86766645
Is there? Didn't catch that.
>>86767582
Free Comic book Day is the first Saturday in May. Publishers give out a free promo comic.
It used to be cool, but now it's normally just LOOK OUT FOR THIS HOT NEW EVENT and CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
>>86766275ClonalSanders
>>86766194
Oh no, how can such a "beloved" character die? How will the Marvel universe ever survive without JJ's Dad? This is ssooooo much sadder than Gwen Stacy's death. Truly this Clone Saga 2.0 is kino. I'm soooo glad that Slott will continue to rape ASM for many years to come and never leave the book. *sigh*
>>86767582
Probably not. If anyone else will like to, be my guess.
And with that:
Spider-Man: 2099 #16!
>>86766843
>>86766997
He also killed her the last time she was brought back, though I think that time was an accident.
>>86766645
Yes, Osborn because Slott loves pottery.
>>86766365
>BASED
>>86768279
Jesus Christ Pose
>>86767843
I don't see it either
>>86768213
I still want to fuck that america
>>86768631
>Throwing shade on OMD
This will never grow old.
>>86768741
You thought it was Civil War 2099.
But it was Secret Invasion 2099.
>>86768279
>ywn live between those thighs
Life is'pain
>>86768311
I don't know why fury is a black woman but my dick doesn't care
>>86768813
>>86768776
I dunno why Miguel doesn't just leave his shitty bland girlfriend with a psycho mom and just get with Cap, she's free now and super hot.
>>86766194
I almost forgot that he was a clone all along.
>>86768853
>>86768895
missing a page here my friend
>>86768895
Oops, wrong page! My bad...
>>86768068
>*sigh*
Kill yourself.
>>86768895
I think you missed a page.
>>86768968
So is that purple thing on the top of their head hair or a hat?
>moon babe
>black strong independent woman fury
>female bara america
why is the 2099 future so perfect?
I'm getting so damn tired of image capcha...
>>86769017
also
>it costs like $150 bucks to get back alley super powers
>>86765777
>reminded me of early BND Spidey.
Ah so it was shit. Good to know.
>>86769104
Go Warda
>>86769104
Fucking Warda.
>>86769104
heh.....
And I'm done! Thanks for reading, chaps!
bretty bashed op
thanks
>>86768941
Yeah they're pretty cute
>>86768941
she doesn't know who he is half the time
>>86768741
>Skrulldeath
>>86768787
Just kill me.
>>86768787
House of M 2099 when?
>>86769583
I still don't get the Cap/Roberta split personality it's pretty weird.
>>86769812
it seems like Cap did die when she got hit with the serum, but now her ghost is haunting Roberta?
>>86765561
Petes post-SW costume being a grid instead of webs still annoys me.
>>86769905
The new costume in general annoys me. It's just bad.
>>86766122
why did i laugh
why is being peter suffering
>>86766194
this was actually very good, really felt like a classic Spidey story that hit all the right beats
Slott can still deliver sometimes, I feel like these kind of issues are usually his best--he's at his worst when he's trying to be funny.
>>86766645
Yes it'sMephisto
>>86768279
It's bullshit that I have to read 2099 to get more of my captain ameriTHICC fix.
>>86765744
What happened to him having Solvent on hand to disolve webbing in an emergancy? This is bull shit
>>86766471
A plan in the making! Fisk will overcompensate Pete's lack of guts.
>>86765645
When did Gwen pop up again?
>>86771858
The FCBD issue?
>>86766388
Slott ruined the Fisk is Rhino theory..
>>86768946
Wait what
>>86766194
Yisus, first time that I felt bad for Peter in recent run.
This shit was good
Anyone got FCBD issue? My country did not get enough issues for everyone in the comic shop.
>>86771675
This wasn't an emergency.
>>86766365
fisk the best
>>86766365
so based. I honestly thought Jameson would have reacted similarly, being a man of principles an all. But fuck yeah kingpin.
>>86766259
Oh no, Black Cat has stolen Kingpen's words!
Can you help him by filling in the text?
>>86765744
I take some comfort knowing that at one point, all of these people died in an incursion.
>>86770450
this guy knows things
Thanks, OP.
>>86768396
Black Widow looks like she has a moustache in the second panel.
>>86768532
That clone looks pretty considering he just got punched by the Hulk.
>>86775817
Pretty relaxed, I mean.
>>86767081
So that means multiple man survives!!?
NICE
>>86766194
This was a really good issue actually. Too bad Slott's still gonna get shit for whatever petty reason & because muh Slott muh Mephistoverse.
>>86776842
>This was a really good issue actually.
Because of Christos co-writing
>>86776427
I heard rumors that PAD included him in there specifically as a "Fuck You" to Death of X.
>>86776857
Slott really needs co-writers.
>>86765819
>>86765861
They're really playing up Pete's facial scruff here.
That confirms that the new Jackal is a Peter clone.
>>86766419
>with a villain who really can revive the dead
He can't. Its just cloning, but he's fixing genetic defects. He's being hyperbolic and arrogant when he says its "more than cloning", etc.
>>86766558
>So is it really not cloning?
Yes. Jackal is just being arrogant, because he fixes genetic defects whenever he clones someone.
>>86768068
>Clone Saga 2.0
3.0*
>>86765777
>better than Spider-Verse.
Its not like it would actually be hard to make it better than Spider-Verse.
Then again, this is Slott we're talking about. He'll shit the bed half way through and the whole story will fall apart.
>>86770290
>Slott can still deliver sometimes
Sure, one issue wasn't complete shit since he started Superior Spider-Man.
So his record since Superior #1 is: 68 shitty issues, 1 issue that was tolerable.
Yeah, what a stellar writer.
>>86771675
Plot conveniences. You haven't learned yet that Slott doesn't even bother to follow his own continuity? He has forced shit like this constantly.
>>86774672
Never once did they ever say the solvent was for emergencies or that he had a limited supply or anything like that.
>>86776842
>This was a really good issue actually
Lets not get carried away now.
It wasn't Slott's standard shit. But it also wasn't anything terribly memorable. Nor was it "really good". I'd rate this as a "Eh. It wasn't terrible."
>>86766283
Didn't that happen once already? And Kingpin broke her clone with his bare hands?
>>86766259
>Fisk Enterprises
I thought Fisk was operating covertly in the shadows these days
>>86768434
The Jackal would never knowingly work for Osborn, he hates him for killing Gwen.
>>86778804
>The Jackal would never knowingly work for Osborn
SOMEONE never read the 90's Clone Saga.
>>86778827
Notice how I said KNOWINGLY, he didn't know he was working for Osborn since he didn't know that the Scriers were Osborn's puppets.
>>86765793
Spideys little leg is killing me
>>86768741
You thought it was Civil War...but it was Secret Invasion!
>>86771935
When was that?
I'm going to ask the obvious question, but is it possible that the Jackal isn't Miles Warren?
He's covering his face for a reason, right? He doesn't look like Warren from the parts of his face we see, he looks much younger and with a stronger jaw. And other then the Warren clones, we don't see any other clones - he's only able to "clone" people who died.
On top of that, he wears red, and wasn't the Jackal's colors green?
It seems more and more likely that this isn't Warren, but Parker Robbins - the Hood, who both wears red and has (or had) the ability to resurrect the dead.
>>86781360
The other possibility, given how much the jaw stubble matches Peter's jaw stubble, is that this Jackal is a Peter Parker clone, and at some point Spidey will dramatically unmask him, only to find his own face staring back at him. Spidey's color is also predominantly red.
That wouldn't explain the resurrection part, though.
>>86781305
On free comic book day, dingus.
>>86781360
>I'm going to ask the obvious question, but is it possible that the Jackal isn't Miles Warren?
Its PAINFULLY obvious that its an evil clone of Peter.
>>86781380
>That wouldn't explain the resurrection part, though.
They're fucking clones. It isn't hard to figure out. Jackal is just being pretentious about phrasing.
>>86781453
If they're clones, why wait for someone to die to clone them?
Why only one clone?
>>86781763
Because then it becomes too obvious.
And in the FCBD issue, there are a fuckton of Miles Warren clones.
>>86769104
Guess Warda is now a thing across all 2099s. Not bad
>>86781877
Is there a link to it somewhere? I didn't see it back in May.
>And in the FCBD issue, there are a fuckton of Miles Warren clones.
Like I said
>other then the Warren clones, we don't see any other clones
>>86781990
>other then the Warren clones, we don't see any other clones
Yeah, because he's trying to get people to think he's bringing people back from the dead. But
A- Its the fucking Jackal. Clones are his thing.
B- There are tons of Miles clones.
C- There are lots of other hints, such as the Prowler #1 cover.
D- The story is called "The Clone Conspiracy"
E- Peter flat out says so in the teaser: >>86776520
F- This is Dan Slott. Do you honestly think he would be able to pull off something surprising? His stories are super easy to predict.
If you still don't think they're clones, you're going to feel pretty silly when Clone Conspiracy actually starts.
>>86778522
She was resurrected by the Hand in a Wolverine story as apart of some weird test to see if he was worthy of leading the American branch.
He ended up killing her by accident, though I forget how.
>>86779198
Geez, I didn't even notice.
Guess I got something new for QUALITY threads.
Crap, 4chan ate my post, so here's an abridged version:
>>86782154
Doesn't everyone assume they're clones with their original memories? (Like Peter did?)
Calling it the Clone Conspiracy is misdirection, just like the Hood posting as the Jackal.
>>86775249
>>86784024
>Calling it the Clone Conspiracy is misdirection
You're giving Slott way, way, way too much credit. You've got it backwards. Believing this isn't just the Jackal doing Jackal things (i.e. clones) is what is actually happening. Slott wants you to believe these characters are actually coming back to life.
>>86785517
Perfection
>>86775249
>Oh no, Black Cat has stolen Kingpen's words!
lel
bump because I haven't read this and I want to keep the thread alive until I have time to read it.
>>86765561
>dead no more
that title triggers me so much. instesd of making a title they make shit variation of a good title that was used decades ago
>>86781360
>is it possible that the Jackal isn't Miles Warren?
Well, it's possible, but Kingpin referred to him as "Miles Warren" after meeting him, and presumably have been able to recognize his voice.
>>86791522
oooh. I wonder if the writer even thought of that.
>>86765690
i love the suit colors here
>>86769960
i mean
i dont hate it.
i like the way the red and blue is balanced right now.
the glowing eyes/spider are cool
eh
>>86768213
>>86768234
I love Peter David, but they stuck him with a terrible artist
>>86781360
>>86781380
>>86781431
>>86791522
What if itsKaine
>>86795451
Kaine will appear later and will fight Carrion. So...no.
>>86795734
Only thing I'm looking forward to this arc is Kaine returning and possibly reuniting with Aracely by the end of all of this.
>>86772275
It's ok, it could be a rhino clone. The dream lives on.
>>86782154
>teaser
You spelled "page from the CC lettered preview" wrong.
>>86797609
>You spelled "page from the CC lettered preview" wrong.
...which is a fucking teaser, numbnuts. Clearly you have no idea what the word "teaser" actually means.
>>86775249
>>86779198
that's because it's not spidey, but deadpool in a spidey suit just after he lost his leg. it's the only reasonable explanation unless there aren't any competent artists or editors to call them out at marvel.
>>86766633
her enchantments are wearing thin and her true appearance as a lich are showing. only real question is what she uses as a phylactery.
>>86765939
that last panel.
>Hitler decides to implement the final solution on Parker.jpg
>>86799774
>her true appearance as a lich
This makes too much sense, actually. Its the only reasonable explanation after ASM #400.
>>86766365
For context, their son tried to kill Kingpin, then Vanessa killed him. The fact that she wants to bring him back is absolutely insane.
No wonder he's not buying it.
>>86768374
If I remember correctly, the hand brought her back to test Fisk (she was going to kill him). Fisk tried to reason with her, but she went to kill him, but he took her out first... only to realize she was aiming for an assassin behind him.
How does he go on?