Flintstones #4 Storytime

>>86753792

Best comic of the week coming up

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>>86753806
For your reading pleasure, anon.

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And this is how we got cats.

This issue was the best yet, how does it keep getting better?

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NOT MUH: the TV anchor.
>>86753851
Magic, son. Pure magic.

>>86753836
Neanderthals are cute, CUTE

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You noticed Pebble's T-shirt, right?

>>86753851

Shame about the sales. Comic fans are mostly plebs

>>86753889
Not American, who is Nick Caveman a spoof of?

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>Gerald
I fucking knew it, it's all his fault. This would never happen with Peaches.

>>86753910
Nick Cave

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>>86753908
>mostly
>>86753910
This guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k

>>86753889
That's fucking hilarious.

>>86753889

>Homo Erectus
>Adam and Steve

ABSOLUTE MADMEN!

>>86753910

An Australian...

>>86753954
goddamn fred

>>86753954
jeez, welma not even gonna respond?

>>86753954
....Damn, Fred.
....Damn.

>>86753924
>>86753926
Oh thanks

>>86753951
Sorry man, I'm Korean. Not really knowledgeable of all Western media.

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Quick, quick, act cool.

>>86753954
Jesus Fred, way to kill the mood.

>>86753954

Shit Fred, we usually save the feels for the end of the issue

>>86753954
Gerald Christ, Flintstone. Tone it down a notch.

>>86753971
You can't call them appliance, that's their word.

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Like, tears in the rain, Scoob.

>>86753954
Jeez Fred...

>>86753954
>tfw extended family is filled with failed marriages
This is the biggest fear I have about relationships.

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>>86753993
>>86754002
And it's usually Welma's childhood story. But Fred went brutal here.

>>86754009
CUTE

>>86754009
That's sweet.

>>86753988
>>86753971

Well at least this slavery commentary isn't as heavy handed as Cyborg was

>>86753983

No worries. He's a pretty cool dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE

>>86753850
>cat passed away from 16 years of service last year
From those years, I can say this is accurate to how cats behave

>>86754025
Bam-Bam looks like he has a good head on his shoulders.

Also fruity pebbles

>>86754054
>man seeking companionship with his fellow man is just the law of gravity working on people
Whoa man

>>86754054
>loneliness
This issue is savage.

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>>86754054

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THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>86754049
RIP cat.

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>>86753889
>This gay bar name

>>86754054

HA!

>>86754054
>Neon Genesis Evangelion.jpg

>>86754067

I thought Bam Bam was supposed to be retarded?

>>86754080
>Like everything. Every issue is more important than this.
Ha!

>>86753988
>Uncle Dino
kek

>>86754080
>Every issue is more important than this
Fucking preach it, man.

>>86754080
This is the actual best comic being put out. How many issues is this meant to go for?

Fuck they need to remake the Flintstones exactly like this

>>86754054
> It's called loneliness
ouch

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Maude is hardcore.
>>86754117
At first I was "why Uncle". Then I figured. Cheeky as fuck.

>>86754124

DC will probably let it go until 12 to get two trades worth out of it. I'm hoping it goes longer though since even books like Doctor Fate went on to 18 and nobodies reading that

>>86754025
>faint sound of Fred screaming after he realizes his fruity pebbles are gone

>>86754103
Can someone turn "what are you implying" into an anon reaction please

>>86754117
I don't get it

>>86754054
This issue is just not slowing down.

>>86754151
They're calling him an Uncle Tom

>>86754151

Uncle Tom. The appliances are like slaves and Dino being a pet is the house nigger

>>86754151

Uncle Tom

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>no freaking way
Bless you, crazy cleric.

>>86754080
>Every issue is more important than this.
Kekked heartily

>>86754165
>god hates dads
that made me laff harder than it should've

>>86754165
>1 man + 1 woman = 2 weird

This guy knows how to make signs

>>86754165

>God hates Dads

>>86754165
The signs are great

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Nice legs, Fred's mom.

>>86753954
Who are the middle couple?

>>86754151
Uncle tom is a term for blacks who other blacks think have sold out to the white man.

>>86754183
>I was in the minority then
top kek

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>that last panel

>>86754183
>What about that plea for tolerance and understanding you made like.. three seconds ago?
>I was in the minority then!
Pfft.

>>86754148
What the fuck is going on? Wilma is considering divorce because of what that retard said?

>>86754183
This page is so much on point. Lmao.

>>86754229
She was exaggerating because what he said was ludicrous to her

>>86754144
but Levitz was writing that. He gets a pass. We just need to pray that the Didio of Good Taste deems this comic worthy of more issues

>>86754229
It's a joke, son.

>>86754237
>lets just get married by the unitarians
kikety kek

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>>86754025
>that sexy cave woman teacher

>>86754183
It's almost too real to be funny.

>>86754237
That's really nice Fred.

>last panel
lel

>>86754257
>I am filled with disgust
I've found a new reaction image.

>>86754257

Thanks OP, Imma play you out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?

>>86754245

I think we're safe. It hasn't been moved down to a mini like Wacky Raceland and 6 wasn't listed as the final issue. Maybe 12 issues is for the best. Let a great book finish before it gets stale

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>>86754257
>Next: Democracy sucks

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That would be all for today. Have a fun day, anons.

>>86754201
Shit, who expected Fred's kind gay uncles in this book?

This is great. It was the best issue yet, too.

I love the little references too, like the bands Pebbles is a fan of.

>>86754219
Fred is perfect.

>>86754289

It's 1am where I am OP. I stayed up or this. Thanks and Goodnight

>>86754097
Think he's meant to be more of a dumb jock/surfer dude than a total retard.

>>86754257
>Democracy Sucks!
I cannot wait

>>86754025
>Iggy Rock

>>86753954
...fuck Fred...i need a minute.

>>86753889
>Food just pops right out of the ground!
That's the best endorsement for agriculture I've ever seen.

The Flintstones comic is just incredible! Best comic out there, beyond discussion!

>>86754054
I'm laughing, but why do I hurt so much inside? I'm actually tearing up a little.

>>86753926
>This fucking older couple
I love them, can we get a spinoff of them?

>>86753954
Dammit, Fred, it's too early for this kind of feels.

The story they're going for is weird. It's like a bunch of prehistoric cavepeople somehow found out about modern civilization and are trying to become it.

I guess it works as a lens for criticizing society.

10/10. Mades me sad I'm actually tradewaiting.

>>86754009
aww

>>86754219
Religion-based politicians in a nutshell.

>>86754445
the original was literally just the honeymooners but in the stone age. Why are cave people playing out a sitcom? Dunno it's funny.

arguably a better use of the concept.

>>86754445
You might say that the Flintstones are a modern stone age family.

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>Flintstones continues to be a 10/10 comic

>>86754025
Bam-Bam's cool

>>86754293
She's got good taste.

>>86754445
I've not really seen anything with this take before. It absolutely does work in that lens - humans with a primitive, survivalist history looking at a built-up society. There's a chance the weird anachronism of the Flintstones fits into plots of the other books.

They reference the backgrounds of the characters outside of their society enough I think it might come up as a plot.

>>86753792
QUEST, FLINTSTONES AND SAVAGE

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS GOODNESS

>>86754448

>Tradewaiting

I mostly only buy trades but I got floppies for this because it needs the numbers

>>86754445
>The story they're going for is weird. It's like a bunch of prehistoric cavepeople somehow found out about modern civilization and are trying to become it.

So you're not familiar with the Flintstones at all?

>>86754340
>Democracy

Oh boy I can't wait for the inevitable 2016 US election references and subsequent endless shitposting

>>86753941
Fun fact: There is actually a gay bar named that in Brussels. I was with a group of Australian guys and they accidentally walked in while trying to find a place that sold beer. Shit was hilarious.

>>86754509

Isn't He-man and Thundercats out today?

>>86754237
Why is everything in this series so much darker, but these two are sweeter than they'd ever been on the show itself?

>>86753988
>Uncle Dino

Fuck the trades. I'm buying the floppies and trades.

>>86754538

I think it works better if Fred and Wilma were as argumentative as they were in the cartoon the comic would be depressing instead of humorous

>>86754531

Were they already drunk? How did they not guess it was a gay bar?

>>86754237
Fuck, how the hell does a Flintstones book make me so emotional??

>>86754531
At what point did you figure out it was a gay bar?

>>86754387
Because if you're alone, it implies you're an unnatural entity, an incompetent screw-up who can't even follow through with the most basic of primordial scientific laws.

>>86754570

It's well written and the Flintstones is actually a really great concept to play around with

anyone have a link to storytimes of 2 and 3?

>>86754535
Yes.

>>86754643

Oh yeah. This is a good day

>>86754535
so is Green Arrow and Deadman and Shade, people are taking their sweet time storytiming these minis and the less popular books since they'll immediately get pushed out

>>86754049
same

>>86754601

Nah, sorry man. You could ask for the stories in the Win 0 though

>>86754527
After this book, if any book can pull off decent references its this one.

Who the fuck would have thought the flintstones is more tastefully progressive than actual SJW trash?

>>86754257
Man this book just really makes you think, huh? This was definitely the best issue yet. Bless you Didio senpai, you really do care about comics.

>>86753954
Ha, that reminds me of my crippling fear of commitment in relationships.

>>86754663

It's nice to have /co/ filled with actual comic discussion though I guess

This is like goddamn King of the Hill in 9000 BC but without any annoying Peggy.

>>86754571
I'm guessing when the balls accidentally touched.

>>86754682
Russell's a Hillshill, he won't be able to outdo Hastings.

When I first saw the preview of the flintstones doing a selfie before the first issue came out I thought the series was going to be bland garbage.

But its actually the best thing this year

Whaddafuck

>>86754703

Or when he noticed that all the cubical walls had large holes in them

>>86754568
We were pretty fucking wasted and they'd been drinking damn near all day.
>>86754571
Probably when they saw that it was full of gay dudes.

>>86753889
>auctual gay people in the gay marriage alegory.
The absolute madmen.

>>86754718
It because you had terrible opinions based on faulty logic

>>86753954
Can we just take a minuite to apreciate the way he changes the topic with zip lines.

>>86754695
That is not the worst description

>>86753971
Why is one of them named appliance is he multpurpouse or something.

>>86754839
appliance, please

>>86754009
I feel i should recognise this creature.

>>86754839
Wut u say appliance!

>>86754025
Wait i thought fred and wilma were married.

>>86754054
I dont even fucking care how they could possibly know about cells and atoms

>billons of days ago
Kek

how can one comic be so based?
who is behind all this?

>>86754219
Holy shit I've never laughed so hard at a comic

>>86753971
Idk how to imagine Dino's voice.

>>86754883
They are.

>>86754857

That's Peaches, the god that wants everyone to have a good time.

>>86754201
>>86754219
>it's not about religion or politics
>it's about being kind and inclusive of people who make an effort to maintain the community
If someone had told me The Flinstones was going to be one of the best written comics of the year I'd have laughed in their face. Goddamn, this is poignant as fuck.

>>86754950
Just his regular barking with subtitles.

That's how I do it.

>>86754950
It came out kind of like Toads voice in my head. Dunno why.

>>86754054
This is getting deep(ish).

>>86754097
If the John Goodman movie was accurate, he was raised by animals before he was adopted

>>86754080
>Every issue is more important than this.

That's great!

>>86754148
>still trying to change the subject with ziplines
Nice

>>86753971

Fuck Dino.

Fucking house negro.

>>86754150
Second.jpg

>>86754278
I seriously want to see one.

>>86754133
>Face right into the tits
Chris is in a better place now

>>86754839
>thinking his name is appliance
Fucking racist.

>>86754103
I think the bit about knowing the father's identity is the most important reason for pair-bonds in nature.

I'm not sure I'm sold on this whole marriage thing.

I came here prepared to hate on this series.

How does every issue manage to be good? What kind of voodoo is this?

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>>86755128
This is true.

>>86755144
Did you accept Gerald as one true God?

>>86754201
>>86754219
uh oh, is Fred's dad dead?

>>86754257
When i first read this issue i thought that one of the lines was a little to on the nose.
I cant find that line now.

Why is this so fantastic.

>>86754201
Oh, I remember reading about the gay uncle theory. It's good to have non-breeders help out in early social groups.

Man this comic is great

>>86755128

Pair bonding tends to occur in species that need the extra help.

Primates in general are particular helpless at birth and long after birth, so family units are beneficial. They also have very few children at a time, so they have to put all their efforts into keeping them alive.

>>86755158

This.

Everything about this should have been awful, but somehow it swerved that fate.

GRAND

I'm sorry, I had to. I miss SiIva.

The only way this could have been better is if it had a Great Gazoo cameo for continuity.

>>86755267
He'll show up again in an issue or two

>>86754854
>>86754858
Oh fuck of course nigga
>>86754966
Ah how could i forget peaches

I keep missing the obvious today.

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>>86754201
>Adam and Steve

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>Flintstones of all things used to tackle social issues
>in the end, it's just about being nice and considerate to other human beings

This is great

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>>86753954
FUCKING CHRIST FRED.

>>86753889
trades when?

>>86754165
>1 man + 1 woman = 2 weird
Amazing

>>86754025
>fruity pebbles

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>>86754080
This is a good one

>>86753954
...my wife left over a year ago, she found someone better for her. Not as a provider comparatively, she just fell in love with someone else while we were both at a low point in our lives. I understand, Fred. I've lived through the end of the illusion.

It's why I'm so slow to trust now. I didn't need this today, Fred. Just...

>>86753954
Why is Fred so perfect?

>>86754183
Sometimes it takes an angry mob to get the old marriage juices flowin'

>>86754183
Mfw this guy>>86754080 was right about the slippery slope. How long before they start marrying dinosaurs and street lamps?

This comic continues to be the best comic that's being put out by the Big Two lately, IMHO.

I never thought I'd be saying this about a Flintstones comic, yet here I am.

>>86754054
I didn't ask for this, for any of this. not today

>>86755480
Why people still don't believe in the slippery slope is frankly quite beyond me.

>>86755195
It's caveman times. People should be dropping like flies.

>>86754148
The old couple are the highlight of the issue.

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Time to be a nitpicking nerd. There's a continuity issue with how long marriage has been around when they imply that Wilma's dad is old-fashioned and their wedding was in exchange for a goat.

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>>86754054
God why.

>>86754025
>home of the fighting tree people
Way to be insensitive cavecucks

>>86754237
Damn that Fred is a smooth operator.
It feels crazy to see Wilma as "the lucky one"

>>86754144
HB was supposed to be Didio and Jim Lee's project, so I think it'll be safe for some time. Not that replacing one title with something like Hong Kong Fuey or Top Cat will sell more.

>>86754080
That woman looks a bit like Rosie O'Donnell.

>>86755516
>dating a human??? what's next, dating cars and animals??
Probably because it's dumb

>>86755526
Marriage has been around for at least 30 years. Could be more. The "tradition" could have started in Wilma's dad's time.

Years down the line this is going to be the cult classic for hipsters.

>>86755526
Yeah, I thought this issue would take place before all the others, but Dino kicked that possibility in the groin.

>>86754883
They are, Pebbles even asks Bam-Bam about his opinion on it.

>>86755646
we'll lall be dead by then so who cares?

>>86755449
He's actually a pretty good mayor.

>>86755526
Wilma come from a different tribe in which marriage had been going for a longer time; That's how Fred come into it in the first place.

>>86755670
By years I mean 6-8 years.

>>86755195
Well ... can be said that the purpose of marriage is for the child to know who his father

>>86755706
did I stutter?

>>86754445
>The story they're going for is weird. It's like a bunch of prehistoric cavepeople somehow found out about modern civilization and are trying to become it.
Isn't that pretty much the concept of Flintstones? To make jokes about modern day society by taking its customs out of their usual context?

>>86754229
He said "your boss", and given what Fred first said when they got married, she realizes that he really is the decisionmaker

>>86755672
I wonder if he'll be back next issue.

>>86755543
I'll bet he is a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

>FLEENSTONES comic.
>No 7 GRANG DAD

This comic sucks total ass.

>>86755784
Give it time. Russel's already made references to Flintstones vitamins and there's Fruity Pebbles in this one. He'll reference Grand Dad and Vinesauce eventually.

>>86755862
He even talked about Flintstones porn on twitter. Fred discovering pre historic cave porn issue when?

>>86755862
I wonder if he'll do anything with Fred's gambling addiction

Seems like it could fit right in this book

>>86755922
>in this issue Pebbles starts to visit a secret sex cave for underages to talk to each other in the dark, called 4Walls

>>86754257
>Next: Democracy Sucks
For the love of Gerald, please don't ruin this comic with some bland and uninspired Trump references.

>>86755195
entirely possible, go look up infant mortality rates before modern medicine.

>>86755862
>its a fred and barney smoke cigarettes episode

>>86755965
>Breaking news, people have opiions. I don't understand why their opinions matter if their not on television.

>>86755989
I'm not really a fan of Trump, I'm just tired of the shitty Trump jokes that are almost never funny. Marvel has been pretty shitty with them so far, I'd rather not see DC make the same mistakes.

>>86755987
Pretty sure infant mortality rates refer to infants, not their parents

>>86755592
I mean.

There ARE dumb people (who want to do that).

We just hope society, as a whole, doesn't become dumb enough to tolerate that kind of shit.

>>86756027
We already had a panel in last week's Wacky Raceland.

>>86756066
Fuck, that sucks. Happen to have it? Might as well prepare for it.

>this will get a 3/10 from """""critics"""""
>this will get canceled far too early

Casuals are the cancer killing everything.

>>86754201
The face of the guy in black shirt on second panel, someone please make a reaction image out of it!

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>>86756079

>>86753871
>In 2016, there exists a Flinstones comic book where the term "Sex Cave" is a plot element
We live in strange times.

>>86756100
is it really so hard to use a crop tool yourself anon

>>86756117
Wow, that is pretty shitty. I swear, they never get creative with their Trump parodies, it's all he same shit.

>>86756140
Because they're all just copy and pasting the shit Trump ACTUALLY says. The man is already his own parody.

>>86756156
Which is why most of his parodies are unfunny and boring. They're there to be more of a political statement than an actual joke.

>>86756140
Because he alwaya says the same shit?

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>>86754165
>God hates dads
>It's a black man holding the sign

Double whammy!

>>86754183
>I was in the minority

All too real

>>86756140
W Bush was a similar situation. The guy was so over-the-top that it was difficult to parody him beyond just making him act like himself.

>>86753971
I fucking love this book

>>86756216
At least Bush parodies actually tried something different most of the time. With Trump, it's just a copy and paste of a distorted version of his views and a giant neon sign saying "THIS GUY ACTUALLY SAID THIS, DON'T VOTE FOR HIM"

>>86755195
It's more likely that he was born in an era that predated marriage.

>>86756180
>Which is why most of his parodies are unfunny and boring.
Not if you're already laughing at the shit he says.
You're right that it gets old quick, though, but thankfully we'll be done with that shit come November.

>>86756272
You mean in 8 years

>>86756272
There's a real chance Trump could be elected considering almost no one has any enthusiasm for Clinton and are only voting for her because she's not Trump. I'd imagine the intense amount of asspain will be greater than the time Bush got elected. I'd imagine we'd get even more Trump parodies than Bush parodies if that were the case, and Bush was constantly made fun of during his presidency.

>>86756334
I was voting for trump for the memes but if the result is 8 years of unfunny jokes i guess in voting for johnso

Is this the best comic of the past 15 years?
Because I think it is

>>86756242
>At least Bush parodies actually tried something different most of the time.

Aside from Dave Chappelle's Black Bush the punchline was always that W. was a goddamn nimrod. Trump saying racist things and hyping everything while talking gibberish is entirely worth ridiculing, the challenge is that he's already such a joke and so over the top that it's hard to make fun of him without just underlining what he's already said.

>issue #1 sells 48,000
>#2 sells 19,000

Why do all the best comics sell like shit?

That was hilarious, thanks storytime anon

>>86754165
>dude already zip lining

PRIORITIES!

>>86756364
>Voting for Mickey Mouse.
I mean, if it makes you feel better, sure, throw the vote away. I guess when every option is terrible thats not the worst thing.

>>86755780
He's built like one.

>>86756520
Johnson isnt an inexperienced idiot like trump and he isnt a literal supervillain like hillary. He is the only logical choice

>>86756574
He wants open borders, no thanks.

>>86754080
>not wanting some dinopussy

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>>86754257

I can't even miss Prez with this book being so good. Fuck. I hope buying it digitally helps it stay afloat.

>>86756574
>Johnson isnt an inexperienced idiot like trump

Yes, he is merely an idiot who didn't even know what Aleppo was.

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>>86755670
>>86755706
>>86755740

>>86756574
>simpsons
>independent vote
>jpg

>>86753850
He is going to fuck that sabertooth isn't he?

>>86756605
The journalists issuing corrections didn't know what Aleppo was either.

>>86756605
Trump still beats him in idiocy. And johnson at least has experience

I hope we see more of Caveman Carl Sagan in this.

>>86756140
Vote Loki was at least a novel take, though that was more satire than parody.

>>86756574
>what is Aleppo

>>86756574
Johnson isn't even a libertarian. Hell, Ron Paul said Jill Stein was more of a libertarian than him.

>>86754009
Adorbs

>>86754445
>It's like a bunch of prehistoric cavepeople somehow found out about modern civilization and are trying to become it.

I keep seeing people in threads say this. I don't get it, why are they trying to make things sound deeper than they really are?

>>86756574
>Johnson isnt an inexperienced idiot like trump
But that's fucking wrong you retard. Johnson didn't even give a shit about reducing prison sentences for marijuana users and hes a goddamn libertarian! He explicitly told everyone while he was governor of New Mexico that if they couldn't explain an issue to him in five minutes than it didn't need to be bothered with by the government. The dumbass doesn't even know anything about the rest of the world and claims that's okay because he doesn't respect the rest of the world.

>>86754257
That was fantastic!

What are the sales for this? Any of you guys buying the floppies?

>>86756872
#2 was 19,612 but the good news is that Prez's #2 was 13,178 so that extra 6000 can justify a slightly longer run.

>>86753871
>because it wasn't around when I was a kid
Short, accurate, and to the point.

>>86754531
Sure anon, "accidentally".

>>86753819
oh shit a dan parent cover!

>>86753954
And this is why I'm in a gay, poly relationship with a disabled girl!
Actually it's because I love her, but we both think it's unhealthy to put so much of your needs (emotional, social, and sexual) on one person.

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>>86754237
>Lets get married by the Unitarians

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>>86754054
Dammit I didn't need this today

>>86754165
>cranky husband defending his cranky wife

I know this is kind of cliche, but I still thought it sweet given the sheer bleakness that pervades this comic.

>>86753908
Almost like waiting for storytimes instead of buying things is bad for comic sales.

>>86753971
Suddenly realized that Dino is a fucking Uncle Tom.

>>86754009
kawaii~~~

>>86757116
It's easier when you're not the disabled one.

>>86754054
We are all star stuff.

>>86757158
Lots of things are easier when you're not disabled, anon.

>>86755454
It's funny how reality and higher knowledge drip into a board that's supposed chief purpose is the indulgence of juvenile delights.

I hope you find a healthy sort of happiness in the near future.

>>86757116
Best of luck. So long as there's respect and sincerity, you and your associate lovers should do all right.

>>86753889
Oh wow
Absolutely 0 subtlety here
I wonder when trumposaurus Rex shows up to build a wall to keep other tribes away

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>>86755440
I caught it too.

>>86755480
Riddle me this:
So what?
This affects you, how?

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>>86757170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr6o5uDjBRI

>>86757219
We all ready did that in the previous issue.

Flintstones is all for defending yourself against dangerous refugees.

And if that does happen, it all depends on how far they want to roll with the gag. If it's the issue's focus, one of the Flintstones or Rubbles will get a chance to have a civil discussion with the Trump expy. True to form, there'll be some cruel narrative twist that prevents a real happy ending, but the heroes will learn something from it and grow closer.

>>86757210
Thanks, brah.

>>86756858
>The dumbass doesn't even know anything about the rest of the world and claims that's okay because he doesn't respect the rest of the world.

Sounds perfect for president.

>>86757142
Storytimes help spread the comic on 4chan and can lead to sales.
If you weren't gonna buy it after reading it and liking it, you weren't gonna buy it without reading it.

>>86754054
So if we can harness /r9k/, we can save 4chan and the world energy problem?

>>86755759
Fred didn't say that anon, it was the shitty marriage counselor

>>86753954
Marriage based on love is a stupid concept born from a generation who only knows prosperity and low and behold they killed marriage
Marriage is a mutual agreement to a living standard were we recognize that partnership is mutually beneficial
You get two incomes or before that was possible you get a person who handles providing for the unit and another person who handles keeping shit in order so still mutually beneficial
There is no real reason to pursue better chances when you remain single as a low income is enough to afford everything you could possibly want, no wonder welfare and the female revolution happened now women get anything they need straight from the government who is happy to finance their endless pursue for the perfect life meanwhile men get to lay for it in taxes and experience 0 benefits from it
Wich is more reason to not become a lawyer or a doctor and have a happy modest life

>>86753954
Back in the 60s, I was in a very famous TV show...

>>86756872
I can only buy the digital version, which I do, but I don't know if that counts when it comes to sales.

Why did I not start reading this before

Why did I think it was gonna be dumb

This is fucking top notch, Holy shit

>>86757369
>men can't be on welfare.

>>86754054
Sweet baby Gerald.
By all accounts my life is good. Hell, I'm a hairs breadth away from orchestrating a threesome with the last two girls I hooked up with. But none of my sexual expadades fill the horrible void my ex left in me when she left to pursue her career a few states away. I didn't need these Flintstone feels

>>86755195
Live to the ripe old age of 35

>>86757405
Well the hook is "old cartoon gets comic book with darker tone and pg-13 dialogue" so it's easy to see why there wouldn't be hype for it before the first issue. People would instantly think they'll grimderp it.

>>86757369
And now gay couples want to repeat the cycle.

>>86757372

Every little bit helps, cavebro.

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>>86753871
Thank you for the reaction image.

>>86757372
It does, it's just not the numbers that are cared about because the entertainment industry is still stuck in the 60's.

I literally do not have room in my life for giant boxes of floppies. I'll do digital for regular stuff and buy trades for things I like enough to want a physical copy to display.

>>86757496
Well, really, we want to visit our loved ones in the hospital and have legal claim to our children if our partner dies in Texas.

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>this series

>>86757457
At least you have /co/ stuff!

That's here to make you feel good!

Until it blindsides you with moments like these!

>>86757546
Best to be used whenever someone tries to off-topic with a fetish dump.

>>86754237
Damn, I teared up a bit there.

>>86754183
Kek it's telling me exactly what i want to hear and it doesn't challenge me in any way
Take that ignorant bigots as long as I only allow the people who agree with me to speak I'm always right

>>86756140
It's clappy humor.

It's a big, safe, easy target that everyone can hit.

>>86756334

The asspain over bush was him not winning the popular vote.

You vastly overstate Trumps chances of winning, and you vastly underestimate the amount of people who think Hillary is actually a good choice.

>>86756216
I liked how South Park always played him as well meaning but airheaded.

>>86756574
>voting independent
>logical
top kek

>>86754456
It's every fringe group in a nutshell dude

>>86756294
Who'd vote for a man afraid to drink alcohol, that likes his steak well-done, that twice said he "doesn't make campaign promises, only campaign suggestions" so he doesn't have to live up to a single promise, and bragged about cheating on his wife with other men's wives?

>>86757643
Honest to god Trump getting the nomination was the best thing that could've happened to Hillary.

>>86757449
Yes men can be on welfare but men can't get as many benefits as women so it's always tipped in their favour
>>86757496
Because you know that people are biologically able to have children together
Because growing up without a mother or father is seen as tragic until tragic is no longer convenient
Because we need to focus on the needs of the gay couples instead of the needs of the children
Because gay people adopt instead of getting surrogates 90% of the time bringing children to life only to be raised I. A gay house
Because even tho there should absolutely be data by now there still aren't studies of children who grow up in gay households, not even fake studies full of lies
Because 93% of meia holds the exact same political views
Because it's the same 93% who support censorship because they know censorship means shutting up the people Willing to call them out on their shit
Because we live in a world of ideological persecution were you can be jailed for saying the wrong word
Because you are completely disgusting and your dessire to suck dick and get your ass stuffed is the least disgusting thing about your horrible putrid self
Because you belive yourself to be the underdog even tho you are the despotic establishment because they keep fabricating controlled opposition for you to revel against like Pepe the frog

>>86753850
>Sabretooth with a cigarette

this is too good

>>86754257
Thanks dude! Fucking hell is this comic ever good. It's like a modern version of what flintstones was meant to be in the black and white days before western animation went into a just for kids dark age. Proper fucking satire.

>>86757719
It's still amusing to think if Trump wins. I hate Hillary but right now the election is just "don't vote for the other because ______" instead of "vote for me, I'll do a bunch of things for the better of america, even if these statements won't come true."

>>86757780
tips fedora

>>86757711
The people who don't actually read any of that and just here about a white man saying they'll make the country great and kick out all the immigrants.
Ya know, idiots.
Ya know, America.

>>86757804
I trust the one who doesn't claim something he said on live television didn't happen.

Also the one Russia likes less, because fuck Russia.

>>86757802
What? Most cartoons even back in the day were made for just kids.
I mean sure some were entertaining to adults as well,
But nobody is looking at Gertie the Dinosaur for adult satire.

>>86754054
I was not fucking ready for this

>>86757116
Katawa Shoujou is not real life, anon

>>86757901
I only played two routes in that game, the one with Two Face girl where you kinda sorta but not really force her into sex and the one with deaf-y who you only get once choice with and feels more like platonic friendship barring the two forced and out of place sex scenes.

Also that game didn't have a gay option or characters with neurological disabilities, so it's not applicable to my situation.

>>86757820
*Gets your information through unconstitutional means and gets you jailed for an undisclosed period of time*
*Protests the patriot act while defending the nsa*
Looks like the establishment got themselves anew set of cucks to take their big electoral dick up their ass

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>>86757901
Good times...

>>86757966
you just need some dick so you stop being a dyke with a disabled chick

>>86758006
I would consider adding a guy like >>86757992
to our little poly group.
The skirt is mandatory.

ANYWAY, SURE IS COMICS AND CARTOONS IN HERE.

>>86757968
>Uses asterisks instead of green text

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>>86753889
>Nick Caveman

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>>86757966
>feels more like platonic friendship barring the two forced and out of place sex scenes

Top-tier VN routes in a nutshell.

Looking at you, Fate route.

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>>86757966
>this fool didn't get the Manly Picnic ending

>>86754021
I know that feel man. The only two in our extended family who does have a successful marriage are my parents and my great grandparents. Great grandparents would still be married if one of them didn't die 15 years ago.

Amazing, just amazing, a fucking flintstones comic of all things is THE comic of the year.

It's just amazing how good this is, what a good writer can accomplish with a good artist and some creative freedom.

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>>86758042
We're in /co/?

Uhh

THIS IS TEENAGE ROSE QUARTZ