Champions #1 Storytime

All these characters look annoying.

>>86753180
HOLD THE PHONE THERE CHAMP.
Does this spoiler the ending of Vision?

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>>86753189
Not fan of them or art? I'm not fan of either.

>>86753180
>No tyke
Booo, he is the only good thing from Bendis Uncanny x-men

>>86753180

I'm interested, but also vexed that they couldn't wait four more weeks to put this out after the final issue of Vision.

Also, I haven't been reading All-New X-Men, which I've written off as being hopeless. Has Scott left that team in that book?

>>86753180
>TEEN TITANS DONE RIGHT

Nah that was last week

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>>86753199
Viv lives. That we knew all way when Champions were announced.

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It's our favorite jobbers!
>>86753213
Not yet. He was in wheelchair last time we saw him, then Apocalypse Wars and Iceman and Romeo happened.

>>86753180
I thought this wasn't coming out till after CWII

>>86753220
I don't hate the art but that looks nothing like how Kamala normally does

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Fear not Kamala, Damage Inc. will fix everything.

>>86753180
>TEEN TITANS DONE RIGHT

As seen in Teen Titans: Rebirth.

>>86753220

>It's a "we remind everyone Kamala is Muslim by name dropping foreign food" episode

>>86753257
the alternative is worse

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Oh no, how will Avengers recover?

>>86753257
Multiculturalism is basically that, being able to taste foreigners food

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Bendis faps to this page.
>>86753265
Putting her in mosque?

>>86753267
how is Vision not a great engineer capable of fixing some broken tracks and a van?

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>>86753286
Ultron created him to destroy :^)

>>86753280
she calls Sam, Rocket
that's dumb

>>86753280
Bendis? He faps?

>all these pages with just Kamala
I'm going to hate this

>>86753286

Waid conveniently forgot for dramatic effect

wait has vision ended?

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>>86753302
Guess who's not Human Rocket anymore.
>>86753304
That would be a yes.

>Kamala moralfag wanking
It's not going to be fun

>>86753302
Atleast it's not Bucket.

>>86753280

If this wasn't a story time I would post that Invincible page. You guys know the one

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>>86753314
One issue to go? I'm tradewaiting so I'm not sure.

>>86753316
>Your next line is...

>>86753216
You serious? Fucking faggot with shit tastes, that's what you are.

>>86753329
Pretty bummed they've spoiled that Viv lives through this, then.

Also can anybody recommend other work that Tom King has done?

>>86753314

No. Never mind that Miles's black ass in on the team even though he was arrested by Carol for killing Cap in a future that is definitely going to happen for realz guys!

fuck I hate how Waid writes Sam

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>>86753339
Just read everything he wrote. It's not like he's Claremont with 3000 comics.

>>86753344
he wasn't arrested, he was allowed to walk away

>>86753342
So Asian Hulk still has all his genius intelligence?

Though, when I think about it. World War Hulk had all of Banner's genius right?

>>86753338

It's better than this trash

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Guess Kamala is real Riri on that last panel.
>>86753355
Yeah, his form is different.

>>86753352

Didn't the last issue end with Carol saying he's under arrest?

>>86753355
the imagery used for him is amadeus racing down a highway in a sports car with the hulk threatening to break out of the boot

>>86753364
good god, that face

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HUMAN ROCKET THING

>>86753364

>embiggen

Nice cromulet word there

>>86753351
Cho looks old as fuck in 3rd panel.

>>86753364
Jesus Christ Kamala keep your face in control.

bad writing
bad art
bad forced trinity that doesn't have a good dynamic

I can't believe people will pay money for this
lol at all the Xfags that bought this for Scott

>>86753369
If I'm reading that correctly, that means it is possible for him to genuinely Hulk out as in turn into a mindless monster that just destroys if he loses focus?

>>86753367
yeah but the textless preview of next issue shows cap insisting he leave, and also the inhumans fucking off, leaving carol alone with the GotG

>>86753364

With that face she looks more like Pegasus

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Cho's headgear reminds me of some other character...
>>86753379
What's embiggen, anyway? I've seen it on CBR.

>>86753251
Good old Marvel Civilians.

>>86753390

It's a perfectly cromulent word. That's all you need to know

>>86753383
yeah. there was even an issue where he lost control and the hulk did his own thing, which ended up being doing some shit for enchantress in exchange for a sweet uru axe
but that was before Banner got murdered and it's implied next time he loses control it's gonna be real bad

>Kamala Wanking
You almost got my $4.99

>>86753311
Just like he forgot about Damage Inc. Fucking editors.

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>>86753381
To quote Morrison: that ain't my Scott Summers.
Plus, we know Champions #1 will have fuckload of sales because variants tomfoolery.

>>86753402
>$4.99

Ha! They can fuck right off

>>86753390
Well they have appeared in comics for a bit, right? Weren't they close?

>>86753407
Damage Inc caused the first Civil War. fuck those guys

>>86753412

And because they whored out to Scholastic

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>>86753399
Got it.

>>86753390
>What's embiggen, anyway?
a simpsons reference

>>86753390
>What's embiggen, anyway?
fake word invented by The Simpsons
>A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

>>86753412
Why is Sam calling Kamala his bro?

>>86753402
>>86753413
Wow that's all they charge, I remember going into a comic store and they were selling new comics for like $12 bucks.

So I said fuck that and bought some older punisher story at bookmans for 50 cents.

>>86753390
>What's embiggen, anyway?

It's a reference to a pretty classic Simpsons episode. I actually like the idea that Kamala is enough of a fucking nerd that she'd use terms like that to describe her powers.

>>86753390
>What's embiggen, anyway? I've seen it on CBR.
It's from The Simpsons.

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>>86753419
Who appeared in comics, senpai?
>>86753428
That too.

>>86753429
seriously?

>>86753316
Sam and Miles should date.

>>86753429
what's wrong with Miles's face in the second panel? He looks either horny or sick

>>86753437
Dosn't Sam try to be her freind but she always throw it in his face?

>>86753390
>What's embiggen, anyway? I've seen it on CBR.
It started with The Simpsons and Ms Marvel used it to describe her growing power.

>>86753429
So Vision is not full psycho anymore ?

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>>86753434
>>86753436
>>86753441
>>86753443
Thanks. I forgot most of my Simpsons and they're playing some not-that-old episodes on TV here.

>>86753444

>No one else is home

Well that implies other people live in the house.

>>86753450
Sam deserves better. Miles barely sees im as a friend

>>86753429
>A gaming friend
what? There is literally nothing to suggest Amadeus is even aware of the Visions. Heck there's nothing to suggest Viv even cares about vidya

>>86753444
That Rapeface on Sam

>>86753460
Yeah, but I'm thinking he was supposed to be talking to Miles but the art and bubble placement suggests otherwise.

>>86753464
>it's Cho/Viv
Sam back on suicide watch

>>86753455

Shit I'll delete that

>>86753444
I think it kind of looks like Hercules's crown, don't you think?

>>86753464
>>86753444
is Cho naked or?

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>>86753462
Part of Sam's Suffering Saga, yes.
>>86753463
He still wears sweater.
>>86753466
Yep. BRAVO MARVEL.

>>86753464
Isnt cho like 18-20 compared to their 14-16 range ? Why does he look so small

>>86753470
just roll with it

>>86753444
Hmm, Amadeus doesn't look half bad.

>>86753464
Ok never mind, what's going on with his chest?

>>86753473
maybe after they finish rebuilding stuff, he can get started on a cuck shed

>>86753482
>Asian
>Why does he look so small

>_>

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JOKER DONE RIGHT
>>86753477
Yes, that's it. Good eye, senpai.
>>86753482
Yes. That's why him being with them is weird.

>>86753482
He got magically aged up to 19 yeah, but if they deaged him back to his original age I'm more than happy.

the bigger question is why he has no problem walking about barefoot and shirtless.

>>86753464
I just can't take this seriously. Viv should have deep mental problems now and should be near nonfunctional. Why is she even still active? Why do they even still have a house? It's literally will just be Vision and Viv after this. Will Waid make King shoehorn in Viv getting into vidya for Vision? Why? Damnit, Waid used to be my favorite but everything he's done just infuriates me.
>LE DC HATES ME SO THEY CANCELLED MY FLASH OMNIBUS
>OH NOPE I'M JUST STUPID LET ME CORRECT THAT BY DROPPING SOME SARCASM ON DIAMOND

>>86753204
> No sex toys tucked away in the closet

Off to a bad start

>>86753444
>>86753464

I like shirtless Cho drawn by Ramos.

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>>86753499
Passion of anons who crave naked Super Sons will keep him warm.

>>86753480
He's wearing shorts.

>>86753504
>I just can't take this seriously. Viv should have deep mental problems now and should be near nonfunctional. Why is she even still active? Why do they even still have a house? It's literally will just be Vision and Viv after this

Vision will have his family back at the end of the story. I'm calling it now

>>86753481
That's what you get for cosplaying Harley Quin

>>86753381
I'll be very surprised if this book manages to have legs compared to Marvel's other Avengers books desu.

Yeah, it'll open big but let's see where this book is in a couple of months.

>>86753514
>black
>hates guns

Immersion ruined

>>86753381
I came here to see upset people like you mad about a comic they weren't gonna get anyway

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>>86753498
Anytime kōhai

>>86753498
Oh shit, is he doing the bidding of The Great Milenko?

>>86753514
No what I meant was he was always fully covered from head to toe back in Incredible Hercules to his time as Prince of Power.

Btw, do anons still interuppt very Superman thread asking for shirtless Jon?

>>86753504

I never saw Viv as a gamer. Waid's already missed the point of her arc

Don't know why I even gave this a shot... I expected it to be bad anyway...

>>86753413
> Being this poor

>>86753498
>let's make the joker
>but he steals women!
>and paints them in clown make up!
>and his name will reference a famous Italian Opera
>and
>and
>and
fuck me this character screams tryhard

>>86753470
To be fair she can play without anyone else noticing so she could have been playing nonstop when in the house and we wouldn't have known.

>>86753498
>naming yourself after a clown that gets cucked

Kek

Also
>Not-Joker has minions who are just in typical terrorist garbs

Literately the only useful ones are Viv/Sam
fuck this team

>>86753534
I came in angry anyway, I'm just here to hateread and complain and point out how much Waid will misinterpret Viv. Fucking damnit they couldn't even wait months until they fucked up Tom King's (literally in Marvel's words) only and final work in comicbooks (Someone should ask him if that was his or Marvel's idea)

>>86753538
I don't think so

>>86753543

>Paying 5 bucks for some ad filled piece of shit

Good cuck

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>>86753538
They were last time I was in those threads. But I'm no Superfag so I don't visit them that much.
>>86753539
Welcome to the comics with more than one writer.

>>86753541
Based on that impact, I think you killed him Nova.

>>86753538
>anons
one anon, but yes

>>86753560
that doesn't make sense
Hulk can like jump

>>86753539
It was a stand alone mini series

>>86753539
Waid is an incompetent and arrogant piece of shit writer. No surprise.

>>86753543
> Being retarded enough to spend $5 on a 30 page comic

>>86753563
neck snapped
>>86753575
he fucked up the Flash

>>86753558
> He can't afford 5$ worth of shit

Poorfags gonna poor. You should leave the thread now and get a real job

>>86753564
>>86753556
We had jinxed it guys, he/they arrived in today's thread as well.

>>86753560

>Spiderman's web cant take a containers weight
>Sam can't lift a container
>Hulk cant just put his gigantic hands on it and swim up

This is one weak ass team

>>86753572

>Stand alone

You don't know what that means. Maybe constant crossovers and events have rotted your brain

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*glares*
>>86753603
And people were saying it's one of the strongest teams ever.

>>86753603
Waid's not a very creative writer

>>86753603
Miles lifting a container while its being swallowed by the ocean would be an amazing feat of strength, probably more so than most of what Peter has done in the earlier years

>>86753257
Well, they are Pakis. Them speaking English is a major concession to their surroundings already.
Would it be better if they fought over burgers?

>>86753599
>the moment Viv realizes all the girls are dead from whiplash by being tossed violently up and down by Hulk

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>punched by Hulk into the wall
I bet he'll get without bruises.

>>86753576
>Don't restrain the child kidnapper in any way, just record the cool stuff going on with your phone
I'd complain but that actually sounds pretty realistic.

>>86753543
fuck off marvel shill

>>86753617
>more so than most of what Peter has done in the earlier years
it's not exactly bracing a landing aircraft or tossing a tank

>>86753617

He grabbed it before it hit the water. His shit web snapping is why it went into the water

>>86753498

>Champions is suppose to be teen heroes heores tackling social issues
>First issue they decide to tackle on killer clowns crisis
kek

>>86753629
Oh great more moral kamala

>>86753541
>Underage
Looked to be end of high school/college to me.

>>86753251
>Stark's not here
So is he confirmed dead or just taking a break from superheroing?

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>>86753629

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Moralfag mode: ON

>>86753220
Why the fuck is she wearing that thing while dining with her hubby's family?
Someone here with first-hand experience in Muslim etiquette to explain this?

>>86753643
there's conflicting info

>>86753645
Kek, thought the exact same thing.

>>86753629

>get punched by an angry Hulk into a brick wall
>Still alive

This fucking book man

>>86753640
But Anon! It's HUMAN TRAFFICKING KILLER CLOWNS!

Kamala is a cunt
her cuteness ran out

>>86753646
shut up Lisa

>>86753646
This bitch is unbearable

>>86753646

NONSUPER HUMAN LIVES MATTER LEL

god why is marvel so shit with their real life parallels

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>>86753643
Buy next issue of Invincible Iron Man, true believer! And learn everything about hottest new superheroine Riri Williams and villain-turned-hero Victor von Doom!

>>86753646
You JUST SAID you weren't gonna make a speech.

>>86753620

You must be new

>>86753646
>not bringing righteous death upon the immoral infidel clown

I thought she was Muslim?

>>86753672
top kek anon, some LCS already confirmed that Riri does nothing worthwhile in it. I don't think she even appears

>>86753629
>Little Girl
Are all these people just stupid or something?

>>86753672
That much hair, fitting in that little helmet?

>a bunch of discussion on Champions just from people who are itching to hate Marvel
>almost no discussion on DC storytimes

>>86753541
>>86753560
How are those girls still alive? They don't have seatbelts and the crate they're in was hit with enough force to change its movement by more than 45 degrees then knocked to the bottom of that harbour before being brought to a stop in under 2 meters (estimated length of Hulks arms).

I don't understand how Marvel was like "let's get that dude who made the really boring Justice League and equally boring LoSH to write our main team book and main kid teenage book"

>>86753595
Do you honestly think this issue is worth $5?

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Are you going to hashtag it?
>woke
That's the word from that Sausage Party article, right?

>>86753646
It was bad enough before, but goddamn...
What utter drivel.

so far im interested but not like spend $5 interested

>>86753672
Is nu-Falcon even young enough for this team?

>>86753691

It's a new book.

Nice victim complex though

>>86753695
It has shirtless Cho.

>>86753378
>8th smartest
But Reed is not on the planet anymore and I will eat my hat if he wasn't 1st, 2nd or 3rd spot. Cho should have gone up one spot.

>>86753698
>being this culturally insulated
Go outside. Do something non-/co/ related.

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So, on scale 1 to 5 where 1 is Trouble and 5 is Watchmen, where do you put Champions #1?
>>86753683
Yeah, I know. But next issue will have all the answers.
Totally.

>>86753698

does viv even need to look at her hand to go to twitter? I feel like she's just doing that so she doesn't look like the odd man out

>>86753691
>w-we have more (You)s!

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>>86753661
It was a calculated punch.

>>86753180
thanks for the upload OP. It's a good first issue but with team comics its really about the dynamic created further down. I'm probably going to buy this and then come back a few months later to the series.

>>86753698
So wait, how was dealing with cuck clown any different from when the Avengers took down the Wrecking Crew?

I mean, I get Kamala was sick of the Minority Report system the Avengers have but that battle as far as I know didn't have anything to do with that.

>>86753672
>>86753646

>I'm not going to give a speech on what Superheroes should do but listen to my speech about what superheroes should do

This is ass you guys

>>86753698
God this page really sums it up. A bunch of kids reading about themselves on twitter.

But at least I can say I was fair and I gave it an issue.

>>86753719
Nope, Blue Marvel wasn't around back then. Cho is still 8th. Also Moon Girl (kek).

>>86753691
Such is life, anon.
God, now to dig into Death of X. How triggered am I going to be, I wonder.

>>86753723
#1

>>86753329
I like how this is just Kamala being pissed at Carol and trying to show her.

>>86753698

Did they cover that dead girls body before they checked their phones?

>>86753713
you could pay 5 bucks to a drawfag and get him full blown naked

>>86753732
I sure ass hope Totally Awesome Hulk doesn't crossover here. I've already temporarily dropped it because of Civil War

>>86753691
Making reader angry work anon.

Man fuck this. I'll pop in when Robbie shows up and wrecks the team the same way Johnny did to the Avengers

>>86753698
WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING DEAD GIRL YOU MILLENNIAL CUNTS! AT LEAST DRAPE A CLOTH OVER HER, FUCK

>>86753734

>Clowns are terrorizing America by showing up in neighboorhoods with weapons
>Avengers ignore it
>Champions arrest a clown

see it counts as a social issue!

>>86753723

2

If you're going to have such a short range i think I'm being fair

>>86753761

Not really. Nobodies paying for it

>>86753755
But it would look no way as good as an official comic artist.

Besides, I'm not gay I only like shirtless.

>>86753412
Well this is pretty fucking retarded.
They quit the avengers because they only help people and not help fix stuff? What the fuck do they thing they're doing here?

>>86753795
>But it would look no way as good as an official comic artist.
You're saying this in a thread about a Ramos book.

>>86753800

to be fair the issue ended at the end of the fight, for all we know next issue could pertain to the kidnapped girls and what to do with them

>>86753800
This, from what it sounds. The Wrecking Crew purposefully destroyed the train tracks. Those Marvel civies have no right to complain since the bad guys would have killed thousands and wrecked the neighborhood even if the Avengers didn't show up.

>>86753695
That's the complaint. The statement was "4.99 , no thanks" instead of "paying for shit"

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>>86753795
I need to remember never to help /co/mrades

>>86753821
I know it sounds weird, and belive me,I already criticized his faces earlier in the thread, but I actually like the way he draws shirtless bodies.

>>86753776
I can't find anything good about this issues besides a few sad Sam panels
it made me not like Kamala
how do you do that

>>86753698
woke means the same thing as redpilled ie: "seeing how the world really works" but is a word used by african-american social media that spread to tumblr and the alt-lefts

>>86753834

Oh fuck off. Nobody buys just one comic. And if you start paying for them at $4.99 they will increase the price. That shit adds up. It's already a hobby that's barely worth the cost

>>86753646
>pandering to sjws
>putting real world problems in comic books
This shit is so disgusting.

I dont read comics to learn what CNN is reporting about today

>>86753800

isn't that the same premise for occupy avengers?

>>86753840
Why?

>>86753723
you are grossly overestimating my opinion of watchmen, but I give this a flat 3/5, could go either way

>>86753865

Kamala is going full Lisa and it's clearly only going to get worse. I'm out

>>86753791
>DC is on full relaunch mode with a bunch of #1s
>barely has more market share
>compared to when ANAD released and Marvel dominated almost completely

>>86753429
Err, Kamala, isn't Korean BBQ a bit on pork-heavy side?

>>86753672
Wow Ramos makes Riri's hair even bigger

>>86753770
at least it's not as bad as Goliath's funeral

>>86753719
>>86753748
Pim told him now that it was the real deal and not a alien wannabe he was down to 9th.

>>86753251
Well Sam has a point

>>86753879

This, I used to spend $30+ a week on Marvel issues back due to Marvels recent choices i've been more into DC and Indie shit and spend half of that now

>>86753498

>WHAT IF THE JOKER TRAFFICKED CHILDREN?

Trying to out-edge The Joker? The absolute madman!

>>86753865
>how do you do that
From a writing standpoint replace "cute and optimistic" with "preachy and morose"

From an art standpoint, Ramos gets a lot of (deserved) hate so this might be drowned out, but seriously, he's the worst choice for drawing Kamala. Kamala's shapeshifting is all about curves and kind of flowing noodle limbs, and Ramos; style is extremely angular, very antithetical to that..

I liked it, thanks OP
Finally something decent in marvel nower

I'm not sure what the author was going for, but this issue was fucking terrible.

>>86753879
> be wrong
> start mental gymnastics

>>86753946

This is some top shilling anon

>>86753698

>Dead kid's corpse still just there somewhere in the background
>Better hashtag my new moral stance while her body's warm

>>86753893

Who mentioned DC?

Wait do you have company loyalty? What a fucking loser!

>>86753893
DC is also shipping less books and at a lower price. Marvel not being able to win the market despite this is the proof of how bad their books are

How dire do things need to be for a Lobdell book to be better than the hot new series you're pushing

>>86753984
That would be a good point if Marvel were also releasing #1's then

>>86753698
Why are they looking at their phones? How did Sam get an alert that someone tweeted hashtagchampions? It's not like he was following this tag or whatever.

http://boooo.ytmnd.com/

>>86753692
Well, Spider-Man caught themwith that elastic web, which then snapped. That would have considerably slowed the container down, meaning they did not impact entirely as fast as they would have normally.
How fast is pure speculation without knowing about the height at initial drop or a measure of how much that web absorbed, or how far they fell from there.
The water drowning them would probably be the worst of it.

>>86754060
>ytmnd
Holy shit

>>86753180
> more comments than all the DC released 3 hours ago


MARVEL DOES IT AGAIN

>>86753280
What an awesome use of panels.

Kamala is dead to me
Sam is like Bart
Miles is a Poochy

>>86753880
They rescued trapped miners and beat up a human trafficking clown.

Neither sounds SJW

>>86754152
But anon, the whole team isn't composed of blonde hair, blue eyes white men, it's obvious that it's SJW pandering.

>>86753646
>it's a "Waid turns his characters into mouthpieces" episode
This guy has lost all his creativity.

>>86753316
What issue did those 2 quit?

>>86753429
>>86753464
>gaming friend
This is literally the dumbest way possible to introduce Viv

>>86754105

Yeah and it's only their most hyped #1 with people talking about how shit it is

>>86753698
>Have we started a hashtag?
Jesus. 2 or 3 weeks ago Waid was pounding his chest on Court of Nerds podcast that he never puts internet speak in his teenage books. Fucking hell.

>>86754233
People wouldn't bother if it really was shit. Just like how everyone was defending SSs flop

>>86753724
Probably. My thought process was as follows.
>Ah, Viv is checking twitter.
>Wait, she has no phone.
>I guess she doesn't need one, but why is she staring at her hand?
>Why is she frowning at her hand where there's not really anything?
Possible explanations:
a) She just apes the others to fit in while getting twitter directly into her head.
b) She actually bound her twitter feed to a HUD interaction with her hand so she essentially routs it as visual input around her cortex and projects it onto her palm to have a virtual "phone" she can check for twitter updates so she can feel like a real girl.

>>86753526
But that would leave a lot of evidence.

>>86753316
>broke the world
Jesus christ. What the hell has Bendis been making you guys do?

>>86753723
A low two. It needs something truly goblinfuckingly stupid to reach storytime of pain levels, but it's within reach, with the drowned girl in the cargo container as a strong start.

Maybe he'll go full The Movement with this shit.

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>>86753464
>>86753473
>during the GR/Champions crossover
Viv: This Robbie friend of yours certainly knows how to handle a machine.
Cho: He's not really my friend and...I'm pretty handy with those myself.
Viv: Oh my word, did he and his car just phase through that solid wall?!
Cho: That's just magic! I know like eight guys who can do the same thing without transforming into a latex stunt car zombie!

>>86753723
About a 3, I guess.
The artist is sloppy as fuck and the writing is not blowing me off the chair, but they went through a ton of shit in that short a time, set the exit from Avengers up, got just about the whole gang together and made it a somewhat decent foundation issue.
At least Waid is too old to think of 3rd-wave feminist shenanigans as social issues.
And I liked Viv frowning at the term 'woke'.

>>86753646
Cool, they took a character who was enjoyable in her solo book and made her unbearable.

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>>86754324
>Maybe he'll go full The Movement with this shit

>>86753672
Isn't Falcon an adult?

>>86754342
It's not him.

>>86753800
They also quit because hero vs hero fights are retarded and the Avengers decided to make a personal spat between two people explode into all out war between two sides comprising of enough power to take over a galaxy?

>>86753239
CW2 is a delayed mess.

>>86753180
>TEEN TITANS DONE RIGHT
I wanted this to be true, but nope, sorry. Damian's Teen Titans already had a better start.

>>86753329
Hey, people acknowledge Cassie Lang

>>86754354
I mean the new hispanic Falcon. He didn't come off as a kid.

>>86753652
Marvel writers not muslim, but feel like writing about muslim culture.

Marvel writers do not understand that you don't wear a full-head covering when with family.

>>86754362
>you look like a banana slipped on itself

I earnestly look forward to him matching wits with Jon and then treating him far better than he ever did his Titans.

How many books is Waid writing right now? I feel that you shouldn't give him more than one, because the quality of his writing goes to shit.

>>86754356
Well, Kamala quit mostly over Carol's bullshit, I think. She slipped up and said she'd show her. >>86753329

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>>86753422
Hey now, they fired the guy that gave Nitro the MGH. They've recovered since then and are doing good work.
They also have Trull the Unhuman as an employee.

>>86753497
> >_>
kys my man

>>86753464
That is... nothing we can't already can't do with a phone and nothing that Amadeus can't do if he upgrades to a game boy advance.

>>86753280
Oh, Bendis wrote it. That's why everyone is comically out of character.

I'd recognize that copy+paste of the same six fucking panels anywhere.

I fail to see how anything the Champions are doing is any different to the Avengers.

>>86754421
They're being self righteous about it and thinking about repairing the mine shaft and such.

Note: Things the Avengers did before Tony up and died.

>>86753672
You know, half the reason why people are losing interest in Marvel is seeing the same expected faces over and over.

>>86753407

to be fair Damage Inc was specifically started because heroes won't clean up their shit

>>86754438
I'd say it's more that they're NOT seeing those expected faces.
It's like New Coke.

>>86754412
>of the same six fucking panels anywhere.
HA JOKES ON YOU

THE CLOCK IS DIFFERENT IN EACH PANEL

>>86753698
>tweeting to pat themselves on the back while standing next to the corpse of a little girl

BRAVO SJWAID

>>86754438
Then why is everyone going ga-ga over Quinn while no one talks about Whor or Black America anymore?

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>no review thread on CBR, the hive of Marvel shills

Eh, it was fine, good enough to make me want to read next issue, at least

>>86754505
Because she is from the stale old batman universe. His sales carry her. Batman and jokers girlfriend have been out for DECADES

Well that was terrible.

The #Champions at the end was painfully narsassistic. Especially when next to the dead body.

>>86754578
They' ban me if I say they're tweeting while standing next to corpse, won't they?

>>86753429
Glad to see that Vision looks broken inside after all that mess that happened in his run

>>86753180
This was pretty shit to be honest.

>>86754370
It was the art that was confusing. I think he was supposed to be a minor.

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>>86754638

>>86753698
If I recall, these are actual tweets they got from twitter, offering to put them in the book.

>>86753329
>Tell me you're not shipping me with Stinger
Fuck off Sam, you wish

God, this is so bad

>>86753541
that spidey, kek

>>86753560
nova just killed everyone in that container

>>86753481
Hot.

Just makes me wish I had the means and access to purchase such tail.

>>86753316
Sam, Miles and Kamala have no ground to stand on. They participated in the Civil War just like the "adults" did, they took sides.
And what does "they don't seem interested in putting it back together" even mean?

>>86753698
Wow. Why was I hoping it to be good?

>>86754590
I actually agree with you shill. though i hope kamala isnt so preachy in the future.

>waid
>teen characters done right
N O PE

>>86753698
it ends with fucking kids staring at their phones.
not bad really, Miles is getting better, just makes me miss that avengers comic book series. the one with spiderman and ant man and tigra. those were great.

>>86754713
Thank you?

>>86754918
funny, it's the part of teens we don't want to see.

>>86753698
This will age so quickly,Waid is shit.

>>86754917
I think half the bitchy attitude is the artist.

>>86754917
If I were a shill wouldn't I have said it was really good?

Also I think the formation of the team was a bit rushed, but better this than using 5 chapters to do it like Extraordinary X-Men

I feel like people have ignored that Kamala was always kind of like this.
In any case, it could've been better, but I thought it was at least 3/5 and could go places, if given time to flow.

>>86753640
This shit hits close to home if you're in Alabama.

Clowns are out of control.

>>86754923
Initiative?

>>86753438
What the fuck anon, do you live in Australia?

>>86754989
Well, kinda. Wilson writes her as charminlgy idealistic, which is dangerously close to preachy.
Waid doesn't seem to get the difference down too well and with this issue being absolutely about them morally grandstanding, he really crosses the line. Ramos being shit at faces doesn't help, either. It makes the words lose all nuance.

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>>86753464
>Battlesmite
>not Overfortress 2

confirmed pleb

>>86753685
Afros are basically compressible. Especially with that loose curl thing she has going there

so is this gonna be an ongoing? How long is this gonna go on for?

>>86754376
you dont have to, but ive had a friend who basically never took hers off because she couldn't be bothered and didnt want to have to brush her hair

>>86753251
How do you know how to fix train tracks, Kamala!?

>>86753351
Kentucky isn't right next door to Jersey. How the fuck did she get there?

>>86753267
>What is Damage Control

I thought that putting Viv in a standard superhero action book after Tom King would be awkward as fuck. And I was right.

>>86755282
Kamala on Sam's shoulders, Miles on her shoulders

>>86753610
prettyyyy sure amadeus and sam are the murderes on this one

good going marvel

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The idea that superheroes are wrong from stopping supervillains from smashing up the place is always stupid. Then they go and smash up a supervillain anyway.

>>86753180
>300+ Replies
DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Can I have your opinion, /co/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11368469

>>86753698
Stay woke, Champions.

>>86755390
>that first option
You're cool people, Ant-Man.

>>86755390
>dem colors
Thanks Doc.

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>>86753342
CHULK
HULK
ULK
LK
K

>>86754844
Sam didn't really pick a side.
He basicly spent the event complaining that noone else was helping him fight the villains due to the event.

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>>86753526
>>86753541
>>86753646
>>86753672
>>86753698

>>86755411

All that makes me think of is Atlanta.

>Mmm, breakfast cup
>you just made that up
>everything's made up nigga stay woke

>>86753280
>>86753316
I was just joking when I said it in the fanfic issue, but are they actually hooking Miles up with Sam?

>>86755192
I'm betting it'll be in 20k range by issue 5 and somewhere below that around #10

>>86755445
if chulk was a wrestler MADE YOU LOOK would be the best audience cheer ever

>>86753499
>bigger question is why he has no problem walking about barefoot and shirtless.
He's hulk and hes Hornier than Herc

>>86755463
Wrong. He was right there in Civil War II issues 4 and 5, helping Iron Man in his pointless assault against the Triskelion. He sucker punched Blue Marvel.

>>86753536
What are some good Cho and Hercules stories?

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>>86753180
>>86753698
marvelcucks thinking teens really read comics!

Oh man Marvels fucked
I went to check tumblr no one is talking about this comic

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I just read this and I spent the entire issue repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

>Ayy woke teen comic lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

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Marvels Champions

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>>86755664

>>86755545
One word: Bendis

>>86755574
All of them

>>86755664
No John, you are Reddit. You are memes. Talk like a sensible person.

Is this comic missing pages or some shit? It's almost nonsense.

>>86755863
>Mark Waid

This art is seriously awful. What the actual fuck is going on at Marvel.

>>86753180

Tyklops = uptight Robin
Viv = naive Starfire

Who is debbie-downer-Raven? class clown Beast Boy? Whatever the heck characterization Cyborg had any given day?

Will there be one or two budding romances? As there is zero change they'll be zero. And will they be cis-normative or will black/hispanic spidey and asian hulk hook up?

All these characters have their own books except Viv and Tyke, and I assume Tyke is still showing up now and then in the X-book? Will Viv be the *only* one allowed to have any characterization in the book?

>>86755921
The art is also extremely lazy. Half the panels are just the characters on a gradient background, or characters with rocks in the background.

>>86755967
>Who is debbie-downer-Raven? class clown Beast Boy? Whatever the heck characterization Cyborg had any given day?
Kamala, Sam, Miles.

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>>86753698
>woke

>>86753180
Better than /co/ told me it would be.

>>86755770
>>86755835
Lurk more, fucking idiots.

>>86755390
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11368469
You shuldn't have included the joke options

>>86754376
you dont even know the nationality of the person who came up with Kamala, do you?

>>86753300
God the commute for Sam must be a hassle

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>>86755507
TOTALLY
OTALLY
TALLY
ALLY
LLY
LY
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AWESOME
WESOME
ESOME
SOME
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ME
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