Justice League #6 Storytiiiiiime

Next issue of this reaction-image filled title is drawn by Jesus Merino instead of Matthew Clark (slow/lazy artist?).

>>86751127
Jesus Christ, I'm ready to drop this. I can't handle the cringe and bad writing. How long Hitch will be ruining JL run?

>>86751146
>that poster

>>86751159
This dialogue is Bendis-tier.

>>86751171
Why did he want to call Dick?

Thanks for the thread OP I like me some storytelling before going to bed
You are my hero of the day

>>86751213

Fucking DCEU synergy..

>>86751139

>Kent Farm

Hitch needs to be shot. JL is the only bad Rebirth title. A few others aren't my taste like Harley and Birds of Prey but I can see why people like them but this? It's just fucking bad

I-I actually quite liked that.

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>>86751115
What gay shit is this?

>>86751146

>bit Slutty

Do it Jess!

>>86751289

Oh it's bad but they aren't repeating each other so it's not quite Bendis

>>86751350

Falling out in the Monster Men story apparently

>>86751185

>First date
>Talk about dead Mom

Jesus Barry...

Literally just
>I don't know how to write these characters
>so I'll create a situation where they act nothing like themselves

>>86751500
Ikr? At least, we didn't have this supes vs bats shit in comics for a long time.
>>86751556
Damn, you're right. One of the most famous titles and they're making it so shitty. Why? Do they really believe people will buy it no matter what?
>>86751694
It looks like it's not Barry himself, some mind-changing shit, so it's okay.

>>86751120
Is Jessica trying to turn him down gently? Is that what "Barry..." is for?
WHERE'S YOUR OTHER HAND, JESSICA?

>>86751748
I should read first, post later.

Justice League 006 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/uxGRLBeh/file.html

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Justice League - Rebirth 01 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www106.zippyshare.com/v/Eqg44ECw/file.html

Justice League 001 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www52.zippyshare.com/v/h1TXHARl/file.html

Justice League 002 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www69.zippyshare.com/v/rHl4Yxn2/file.html

Justice League 003 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www70.zippyshare.com/v/BFCtxNiK/file.html

Justice League 004 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www64.zippyshare.com/v/tV4zbPxT/file.html

Justice League 005 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/oQLyeJU4/file.html

>>86751109
why would holding hands fucking do anything that's not how lantern rings work

>>86751556

this.

>>86751139
Kent Farm? is in sale... in Smallville..

>>86751213
>ANOTHER BULLSHIT BVS '''fight'''
I unironically love bvs uc, but stop for god's sake...

>>86751127
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>>86751159
Their child could be so beautiful, but...
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>>86751213
WTF is wrong with Barry, Clark and maybe Bruce???

>>86751213
Batman ruining your life? You are ruining the JL.. You are not his leader, you are not his superman..
An excuse for make batman your ally..

>>86751115
That's not how that works.

Um okay... that was something. Was the dialogue supposed to be bad and poorly reflect the characters to hint at mind fuckery then?

>>86752312

I guess? It wasn't that off the last arc

>>86752312
>Was the dialogue supposed to be bad
No, that's just Hitch being Hitch.

>>86751154
That's got to be a Manapul trace, right?

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>>86751084
somebody make batman into a reaction image ASAP

>>86751133

Why are they just standing around while the terrorists are escaping?

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This shit feels like it was lifted straight off fanfiction.net

>>86752075
I agree with everything you said, even loving BvS, but this is obviously not going to actually happen. The fear fuck fucked with their heads and they'll figure it out next issue.

>>86751366
Very welcome kind anon, you can pay me back by spreading love on /co/

>>86751732
>Do they really believe people will buy it no matter what?

They already are, so why shouldn't they believe it?

>>86751084

Theyre supposed to be the world's greatest heroes and completely immune to fear

>>86751127

Barry is supposed to be married to Iris. Theyre like one of the most iconic pairings in DC history.

>>86751139

Batman is STILL butthurt over the death of the FAKE Superman?

>>86752206

Superbro isn't even a REAL Superman.

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>>86753113
But he isn't. Even in his own series he was dating a different girl that was later killed

>>86753127
Batman is always butthurt about something. It's the essence of his character
If he's not butthurt about the JL he's butthurt about the batfamily
If he's not butthurt about the batfamily he's butthurt about Joker
If he's not butthurt about Joker he's butthurt about another one of his rouges
If he's not butthurt about another one of his rogues he's still at least butthurt about his parents

>>86751109
Nice

>>86751127
I like everybody pairing up to go home.
Arthur asking wondy for some help makes the whole world feel a little more real.

>>86751154
I like this page but i dont think speedforce allows you to condense a long shower.

>>86751159
I thought the speedforce protected held items.
Then again kid flash aparently tears up the road now so maybe they are nerfing the speedforce.

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>>86751115

Well, at least Hitch has learned to tone down the double trucks....

>>86752430
thanks!

>>86751185
Im pretty sure he only expirences things at high speed when he wants to.
Still im liking the issue so far this series has been improving after a rough start.

>>86751614
Yeah
I mean it has its flaws but i think a lot of people are judging it to harshly after eariler weaker issues.
Hellblazer is still suffering that from the nu52.

>>86751925
She does have the newest model.

>>86752312
Yes.
Notice it did not get really bad until barry started talking about not being out there saving people just before jessica fliped and threw away all doubt they were still getting affected.

People keep trying to apologize for Rebirth keeps trying to imply the new 52 was not good nor the new 52 Superman. This book is rubbish.Hitch's JL with the new 52 team was better with that Superman. This one...all he does is whine and run to Lois who has to tell him what to do. The book has not been elevated with him. He has to run home to dinner? WTH? This team is a rubbish team even with the Trinity there because it lacks the dynamics we had of the last 5 years. Batman is the only one who remotely feels organic and yes he is right to be wary. It's Batman. Why is he supposed to trust this guy who is not the guy he knew. Makes no sense for Batman to smile and say we brothers because they are not. The new 52 had some strong writing with Johns with those characters. What a shame they ended it for this mess. Like who cares about Jessica and Barry dating? Really.

>>86753348
Welp spoke to soon.

>>86753417
>Like who cares about Jessica and Barry dating
People that want to see new things happening.

Superdad needs time to be developed.

I believe
>what the fuck is this gay shit?
is the only appropriate response.

>>86753127
he was his best friend
also this Superman and family trashed Batman's mooncave and ruined his suit, that's not a good first impression

This issue was ok, just the usual bad Hitch dialogue, but the story seemed fine.

This might be the worst a Justice League series has been since the days of "Pain of the Gods" and "Crisis of Conscience."

>>86753162
Pre-crisis Superman, Dark Knight Superman, kingdoom Come Superman... None of them is Superman ... no?

>>86751213
at this point Batman has to fear more from his fellow heroes than from his own rogue gallery

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>>86751203
Jesus Barry

>>86752153
Maybe Psycho Pirate, who else fucks with people's minds?

>>86753127
>Batman is STILL butthurt over the death of the FAKE Superman?
How was he fake?

>>86751051
Is rebirth a good place to start for justice league?

>>86754741
I think he's baiting.

Better issue than the previous ones. But Justice League needs to rise up the game. Perhaps with a new creative team.

>>86754726
He's already part of the current Batman arc, having him appear in both series would most likely lead only to trouble

>>86754793
Yes and no
Yes because basically all the Rebirth series are meant as a good starting point for the series even if some dies it better than other
No because it's so shit it would make you lose all interest in the team

>>86751146
Aww that teen titans poster.

>>86751120
In the GL issue Jessica says that Flash has the best costume ever
Here they are like that.
Couple when?

>>86751925
Actually, it is. That's how they always represented "adding willpower" to a GL ring was either holding hands or putting it on the shoulder.

>>86753321
Barry and kid Wally are just retarded compared to Wally when it comes to the Speed Force.

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>>86751203
HERE'S BARRY

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This basically is what I feel

Absolute confusion

What the fuck is even happening

I didn't even hate the issue. I enjoyed it a lot, but I don't understand what is supposed to be happening

It just made me really hungry for spaghetti

>>86753303
I figure that he just grabbed the water out of the air and scrubbed it all over himself and/or he gave his shower some sort of high pressure valve option.

>>86751171
>Bat pinky extended for proper tea drinking.

>>86751115
what?

>>86751213
E-FUCKING-NOUGH

>>86751133
>Muslims out of nowhere

build the fucking wall already

>>86751171
channeling your inner hector hammond there alfred

>>86751925
Moral support, placebo effect...how Lantern Rings DO work is psychosomatic.

>>86753113
Nu52 canon, they aren't married yet. Aren't even dating currently, just friends.

>>86753896
A case could be made that DKR Supes ain't 'cause Frank Miller doesn't write anybody right...

But no, those guys are at least all the Superman that BELONGS in their universes.

But given the current premise that Post-Flashpoint Earth is actually Post-Crisis Earth with its history dicked around, and married Lois and Clark are universally displaced from Post-Crisis continuity, that means Superbro and Nu52 Lois must be fakes somehow engineered to fill the slots of the real Lois and Clark who were missing when the world was rebooted.

>>86751171
When in doubt, pinkies out

>>86757874
Probably that first thing

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>>86751213
Goddammit.

>>86751084
Fitting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk

>>86751084
if someone with more editing skills than me is reading this.. please put this with another picture of Saitama on the side.

>>86757868
side effect of that fear thing

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>>86751146
So.. she is canonically a NEET shut-in?

>>86759625
>two NEETs dating.

i knda want jess and barry to actually happen now. she's way better than comics iris

Thanks, OP.

>>86759707
Barry's not a NEET, m8.

>>86759298
sauce?

>>86754741

>Batman is butthurt (period)

fixed por vu

bumping for others.

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>>86753184
I love you

>>86751192

Has any restaurant ever survived DC heroes trying to eat there?

Just going by this issue i can tell that:

Barry will continue to attempt to rape Jess
Aquaman will attempt to rape Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman will lose her shit because she's still grieving and hate men.
Superman and Batman will attempt to kill each other.
Cyborg and Simon will attempt to kill each other due to racism shit.

>>86751139
Wasn't the Kent Farm given to some other guy by Superbro?

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>>86751146
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>>86751203
>The one ship i was rooting for IMMEDIATELY ruined
They can still have make-up sex after the arc is done, r-right?

>>86751159
What cup size is her boobs?

>>86753162
wait can you explain?

At least this was WAY better than the previous issues. God those were fucking unreadable, I couldn't ever understand what the fuck was going on.

>>86758523

The Muslims are there to remind you that Baz is Muslim and Cyborg just asked him to toss around a pigskin.

>>86765529
I'm pretty sure there's some mind fuckery going on right now and that's either jess nightmare induced hallucination or Barry's high on Darkness

>All these people not realizing that the characters' minds are being fucked with

>>86751192
>crying Jessica

This causes me physical hurt for some reason

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>>86751171
>Brood when you can't talk to your favorite person
>Proper Tea drinking form in full costume

Why do normies like Batman?

>>86751051
This is a bad cover, they'd have been better off using the second panel of >>86751084 and making a silver age style cover.

>>86751051
Jessica is so cute

>>86751127
Cyborg is a good wingman

>>86751663
>Flowers? For me?
>Yes. Flowers for you.

>>86751350
That's his bff

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>>86751192
Is it wrong that I am concerned about the waiter?

>>86751213
This is stupid and has to stop


Please let superman win please let superman win please let superman win

>>86751171
>Look at the top of his head!

>>86771684
No
2nd most powerful weapon in the universe.

>>86762926
Does watchmen count.

>>86771922

Clark should always win, barring the writer's preconceptions or feelings of having to go 'there' for the unexpected expectations.

I haven't read JLA so no clue how Hitch will write it though.

>>86769150
Same reason that at least 1 in 10 kids knocking on your door for candy at the end of the month will be dressed like Manletman.

Although there will be 3 Spidey's, irrespective of what Sony is or is not doing.

>>86751120
>Kuwabara in the rubble

>>86752153
The fear think from the beginning of the book is clearly fucking up Clark and Barry's minds, possibly Jess and Bruce and the rest of the League too.

But yeah this is pretty badly written, just like the previous arc. Justice League is maintaining it's record as the worst Rebirth title.

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>>86754686
>suddenly Barry

lol That was pretty creepy

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>>86751115

This feels like a really bad musical

>>86751213

Went from zero to hundred pretty fast.

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>>86753184
This would make a decent banner.

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