What is this

>>86744163
Seriously, what the fuck is this?

It's a cartoon.

it's a giraffe

>>86744163
MLP for nostalgiafags

MLP for Disney lovers. Even has cutie mark bullshit in it under a different name.

>>86744935
They're not quite the same thing.

Deviantart-tier-fanfiction.

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>>86744961
And so you happen to be specialist in the subject anon?

>>86744163
A digital image

>>86744995
>>86744818
>>86744935

To be fair, the show isn't that bad but the plot is pretty much forced fanfiction

>Super important Magic squad that is never mentioned in any of the movies is a thing now (and also the reason for the first movie plot)
>The Mufasa in the sky scene that was a hallucination/metaphor thing is now a anime attack
>Main character is pretty much a self-insert oc, son of the main character of the franchise with a stupid haircut
>Timon and Pumbaa are someway related to a Hedgehog

IT'S TRAAAAASSSSHHHHHHH!!

>>86744163
its a Lion King Spin Off TV series about Simba's second kid Kion. He doesn't get to inherit the throne and instead has to protect the pride lands. It has potential if they want to go darker

>>86745217
I think it's uncle in the family friend sort of way.

>>86745380
>It has potential if they want to go darker

Dude, this is on Disney jr. The target audience of Sofia the First isn't too much into lore

>>86745436
Still don't make it sound less gay

>>86744163
All the toys of it that I've seen are stupid (and they don't sell much), so it doesn't seem like a cash grab.

I've only seen the first episode, and I don't really feel like giving it a chance because I'm not a furfag.

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>>86745217
>Quick search on the Internet
>This is really the plot

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH

>>86744163

It's one of those shows that straddles the line between decent and painfully mediocre.

Could have been good if they put some more effort in the writing.

>>86744163
Your Destiny

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>>86745217
I want to punch him in the face

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Only problem the show has is how floaty it is. Characters often appear to be hovering in the background instead of actually being on terra firma.

>>86744163
It's what happens when a Lion King autist grows up and gets a job in the industry to make his shitty fanfiction OC canon

>>86746204
I would have said that the OCs feeling like they are done in a completely different artstyle from the original characters was more distracting.

It's Lion King meets the Avengers meets My Little Pony. So basically, Classic + Shit + Autism.

If it doesn't have the hyenas in it i'' not watching it

>>86746204
Not to mention how small all the characters look. Simba and Nala and even Rafiki have shrunk a lot.

>>86744818
I'm sure I'm going to feel damn stupid for this? But what the shit is MLP?

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>>86746504
The Show That Shall Not Be Named

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>>86746504

>>86746504
>once pepples gift to bebels the vaxeem for biggie smallpox everyone will have the autismus.

>>86745217
>Son of the main character
Wait what? Didn't Simba have a girl in the sequel? Where is she?

>>86746605
She's in the show. Future queen and heir to the throne.

Kovu, Nuka and Vitani are announced to appear in a later episode.

>>86746504
Major large penis

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>>86746605
Around.

it's the lion guard
fucking illiterates

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>>86745217
When you put it like that, this is so much worse than I had thought.

>>86746549
Oh yeah? The last great squirrel blazes up one final time. He knows the moment has come for him to FTP.

>>86746649
Ahh. Makes sense.

>>86746504
dude...
how new

>>86746783
Things can't be relevant forever, especially when suppressed. And, believe it or not, MLP wasn't even on most people's radars outside of cartoon enthusiasts and college kids.

>>86746178
>First african song "Hakuna Matata (be a lazy fuck kids!)
>New african song "Zuka Zama" (basically YOLO, get in danger kids!)

And people wonder why Africa is into shit

>>86744163
a cat with Jersey hair and a sick tat.

>>86744163
It's a giant fucking lion. Or was the royal stone aways this little?

>>86746920
The fuck is it?

>>86747209
My Lyttle Pony! For god's sake anon, we have a fucking board with this
acronyms

>>86747243
Oh. I figured.
Toodles.

>>86747149

It's not the Royal stone. Look at the grass

>>86745217

You know, one could make a lot sequels sound like fanfictions if you word it a certain way.

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>>86747808
>Basically the same story with the sons of the protagonists
>Mary sue self insert, Edgy but hot self insert, Racial token self insert
>All the orginals characters are there only for the sake of being there

>>86748104

oh for fuck's sake, Disney. You greedy cunt.

>>86747020
at least the zuka zama guy is a honey badger, a creature well known for its near invincibility.

still after watching the first episode he really is an annoying faggot.

besides that the other new characters aren't too bad, and I'm sure the bird who is clearly a copy of zazu character wise is voiced by the kid from The Middle

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>>86749917
And you want me to talk about this movie?

>>86750191
is there anything wrong with it besides marketing to furs?

>>86750290
Besides almost making me one none. But you know what that they knew what they were doing

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>>86744163
This is what happens when Keyblade wielding weirdos go around interfering with underdeveloped worlds!

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>>86744163
A cartoon for 8 years old, that is watched by manchildren.

>>86750670
I never really got the logic of this or the little mermaid level

Humans still exist in this universes.Why Sora can't remain a human, or even better, why can't donald and goffy remain a duck and a dog? Shouldn't Sora become a moster in the Jack Skellington world?

>>86750909
I'm saying if he never interfered at all, he never would have introduce the concept of being a spunky adventurer with weird hair into their culture and this never would have happened.

>>86750885
>>86750967
They explain that Donald is using magic to transform them so they fit in better.

>>86746549
I WILL NEVER DO VAXEEM ME BABEL

>>86746659

>this show takes place before the Lion King 2
>Kion looks the same age as Kiara

...how the hell is does this show take place during the beginning/before the Lion King 2?

Is Kion supposed to die or leave the group?

>>86745217
That sounds like something a 5 year old would think up after watching 30 minutes of Lion King, getting bored, then playing with the toys.

>>86744163
Something that /pol/ memed into existence

>>86745380
>It has potential if they want to go darker

Of fucking course. The pride has its own Schutzstaffel. Waiting for the episode where the lions have to herd up all the banished (aka brown) lions and destroy them all to protect the pridelands.

>>86747020
Those annoying catchphrases grate on my nerves. It was awful enough in the new Peter Rabbit cartoon.

>>86753545
>HAPANA

>>86746690
RIP Mettle.

>>86744163
I watched one episode with my daughter.

The Lion Guard tried to integrate the... Coyotes, I think, into the community, despite the concerns of other animals.

The coyotes play nice and promise they'll behave, but in the end they try to eat the other animals, so they are banished from the community.

In a nutshell, the show is telling kids not to be fooled by liberal propaganda, and to deport all muslims, so it's A-Ok with me.

Captcha: Community.
It's fate, see?

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>>86745217
>Timon and Pumbaa are someway related to a Hedgehog
Come again

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Furry bait made with recycled character design and recycled animation, themselves already made from recycled character design and recycled animation even when they were "new".

>>86755772
They adopted an orphaned honey badger, no different than how they adopted Simba. He's being dismissive because he disliked the show.

>>86755696
The episode about the bullying leopard also involved them teaching the weak leopard to stand up for himself and intimidate the bully back. It's not like other preschool cartoons.

>>86755696
But don't lions also eat the other animals?

So what's the message here then, drive out the coyotes because their are foreigner but it's LITERARY OK WHEN WE DONE IT?

>>86755883
yeah, well, Lions are predators and that's ok, it's the cycle of life, BUT FUCK THE HYENAS AND OTHER UGLY PREDATORS has always been the spirit of The Lion King.

>>86755910
Coyote are also predators and does not exist in Africa

>>86755930
tell that to the showrunners.

>>86755930
True, which means they're migrants, so it works even better.

>>86745217
>The Mufasa in the sky scene that was a hallucination/metaphor thing is now a anime attack

That pisses me off more than it should

>>86755984
So the message is
>LITERARY OK WHEN WE DONE IT

>>86755883
Lions are massive dicks to other predator species. They will them when they come across them and if they can get away with it to reduce competition for food. They won't even eat them, just kill them and leave the corpse there.
>>86755930
They were jackals which do exist in Africa.

>>86751942
Well, they already established that Scar was the previous leader of the Lion Guard and the power turned him evil, so Kion probably turns evil and is exiled.

>>86748104
I mean you're not wrong, TFA was a lazy bullshit

>>86746178
lamest
honey badger
ever

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>>86750191
What have we done?

>>86744163
If watch that cartoon you do, only darkness you will find.

>>86744163
shit..it is shit

>>86751942
Well, Disney already murdered a member of their family onscreen, why not do it again?

I legitimately hope they go that route. I don't even dislike Kion, I just think that, from a storytelling standpoint, killing Kion would definitely do a lot for the show.

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Still not a big fan of the show's musical numbers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXePxRHwe44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWd6iJxQUYA

>>86751942
>>86759873
Male cubs are kicked out of their father's pride after a certain age. Females stay and become part of the harem.

The only song I liked so far is Sisi Ni Sawa.

>>86759937
isnt that the equality song?

>>86746204

this is because they often don't have shadows on the ground. Also the style of the background is way different from the style of the characters
and they often won't animate some background elements like grass even though the character is clearly stepping on it.

Its like they focused their energy on animating their characters with flash and make it look decent that they forgot to put them in a believable environment

>>86760017
Yeah, and at least it's better than that cringy hippo rap song.

>>86744163

>these are the same people who want to remake the Lion King

Somehow they'll manage to insert these characters into the movie.

>>86752532
>That sounds like something a 5 year old would think up after watching 30 minutes of Lion King, getting bored, then playing with the toys.

Are you describing me?

>>86759879
They're pretty awful.

>>86759628
This kid is enjoying the situation waaaaaaaaaay too much

>>86762415
Indeed.

>>86744163

Disney's answer to "that" show.

>>86744163
A turd in the place of The Lion King 3 we were supposed to get

>>86764112
So they replaced a turd with another turd?