JSA Storytime: Quasar

oh boy.

Flash is back tonight!

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>>86742333
so how about that sigil magic, eh

>>86742333
Hey OP. Flash is back, so Imma be posting on commercials and afterwards.

Wildstorm relaunch got announced.... and it's being supervised by Warren Ellis, which, meh. Hope people enjoy the three issues he does before getting bored and buggering off to do whatever it is he actually does.

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Dis cover tho

>>86742346
What did you cause now?

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>>86742346
that one fucking crazy Steph fan has a new twitter and went after Paul Cornell today for the Vampirella reboot not being sexy, because women in comics have to be sexy that's their main function

he's a gay dude.

>>86742437
Wildstorm relaunch with confirmed WildC.A.T.S. and Zealot books

>>86742333
Hello Storyteller.

So, you're off on Thursday and Friday, right? Assuming I haven't been fucked over by the hurricane, I have an idea for what to fill the gap with.

Any of you heard of Crash Bandicoot Retold?

>>86742346
Motherfucking magic, OP, there's no other explanation

Hell, they even mentioned a Zealot book right away

>>86742420
mai waifu!

>>86742460

Laying it down now.
Darkseid carving an entire planet into his face > Thanos doing anything

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>>86742473
This one, this one better not be some real monkey paw shit

Seeley wants to pitch LADYTRON IN LOVE

>>86742460
The one New Vampi teaser pic just kinda looks like a a sad We Love Fine model.

>>86742460
>he's a gay dude.
So he says, and yet...

>That is Vampirella....so fuckable!!!

>@KurtBusiek Now THAT is Vampirella in all her glory!!!! THAT is a comicbook WOMAN!!!!!

>>86742571
>Not misogynist. You're just unnecessary in our lives.

what a fucking loon

>>86742460
>Wildstorm relaunch with confirmed WildC.A.T.S. and Zealot books
Yeah, saw that. Not excited. Been disappointed one too many times. You gotta prove yourselves on this one, DC.

>>86742492
>Darkseid carving an entire planet into his face > Thanos doing anything
Thanos is kind of a silly character to me. His whole deal is that he's in love with Death, but senpai doesn't notice him.

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>>86742565
It's kind of slinky as opposed to "cut-rate Claire Redfield" plucky adventuress, at least

btw my goal is run an issue, take a jog because I'm twitchy, then run a Quasar issue

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>>86742617
They do have to hit it ON TIME considering past Wildstorm disappointments

it's got the editors doing H-B/Dogwelder on it, at least

>>86742617
Thanos and Darkseid are both kind of silly, be honest.

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>>86742689
>Death was entirely too thirsty

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>>86742735
There's a real grandeur to DARKSEID IS that a few people manage to pull off

>>86742735
Not really.

>>86742781
Well this next bit is pretty impressive.

>>86742346
Meh, those WS announcements don't sound very exciting at all. I just wanted a Jack Hawksmoor ongoing...

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>>86742781
tick tick tick

Ugh, I don't like Infinity Gauntlet.

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>>86742856
but mai waifu

>>86742735
>>86742781
Darkseid is supposed to be the big bad, THE great evil in the universe, but with all this other Crisis stuff going on, he kinda ain't shit. The lack of writers to properly portray him as a straight up god of evil doesn't help. Also, yes, the jobbing.

>>86742893
If you aren't already onboard the Starlin train, it really is "4 issues of Thanos beating up everyone, and then Adam Warlock wins in the last two issues".

But I like Adam Warlock, so I don't mind.

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>>86742893
it's a brief interlude and I'm curious

this book solidified thanos with me, put him on kirby/moz darkseid level for me. absolutely brilliant and i would recommend it to anyone. jim starlin is to thanos what kirby is to darkseid, yes?
>>86742893
porque no, anonito?

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>>86742949
I've never quite grokked Starlin, so

>>86742346
Let's just call it meme magic and be done with it.

>>86742938
So it's the comics equivalent of Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan? Ugh. I can't stand that kind of plot armor crap.

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>>86742907
Darkseid has to be a very particular brand of evil

>>86742938
I liked his Warlock Saga, and even tahnos Quest is decent but Infinity Gauntlet is just dumb as rocks. Like you said, 4 issues of Thanos beating up everyone. And it's all so very silly
>I have inifnite strenght, I am imortal, I am omniscient, omnipotent etc etc
>Y-you ain't shit, T-thanos!
>W-what? Who said that? I'll just give up msot of my powers but keep imortality and infinite strength and just punch everyone to death haha

And then he kills everyone and snaps his fingers and kills half the universe and then it was all a dream. Really fucking stupid.

>>86742907
it's overuse too

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>>86743029
is this /d/?

>>86742417
You don't understand anon his computer broke back in 1998.

I think Ellis having a loose hand on WS isn't necessarily a bad thing. He's the Authority guy, although as a writer I do find him hit-or-miss. Compare his 6 issues of Moon Knight vs. the ongoing 6 issues of Karnak.

>>86742689
>ON TIME

Well, better hope someone's around to poke Ellis when he gets distracted by porn.

>>86742907
Whenever someone punches down Darkseid I hate it, for sure.

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>>86743108
at least he's not into Idolm@ster

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>>86743141
COCKBLOCKED!

>>86743084
I don't know why people praise him for those 6 issues of MK so much. They're really cool action but...they're very light reads and the writing isn't anything special, it's just Shalvey going wild with the action.

>>86742571
The new Vampirella does look like a coked up runway model, so of course a gay dude would consider her his ideal woman.

i feel bad harping on the guy but also DarkseidxChairs > ThanosxDeath

>>86742531
>Seeley wants to pitch LADYTRON IN LOVE
That could even be your female Slapstick book OP. I think that was a joke though, right?

>>86743126
I just hate it when he gets into fist fights at all. he's supposed to be a planner and a schemer. Yes, he's immensely powerful but he doesn't actually brawl with people.

>>86743182
no, he was saying her original costume is fuckable and that if you can't masturbate to Vampirella then there's no point to her

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>>86743182
Naw, he's talking about the Frazetta, because he was going on about "Trina Robbins rolling in her grave" to which Busiek pointed out 1) she's alive 2) she didn't like what Frazetta et al. did to her original 'swimsuit with cutout' design.

>>86743203
Are you kidding I'd buy the SHIT out of LADYTRON IN LOVE

>>86743223
Oh. Well.

Not entirely wrong

>>86743174
For me I think it's sort of like hanging a perfect frame around an idea of the character. It's not the heavy gangster-and-revenge plot MK was introduced with, sure. But it's sort of plotless and perfect IMO (there is some plot but no more than say - Supergod, it's more about the scenarios than the plot).

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>>86743273

>>86743273
I mean, I think Seeley was joking.

>>86743189
>DarkseidxChairs
I don't understand why people dislike that. That's the kind of shit he SHOULD be doing.

You come home after a long day, looking forward to sitting your ass down and falling asleep watching TV. You open the door, and you look up to see the devil himself sitting in your chair, watching your TV, and greeting you with a smile.

What the fuck do you do? Fucking nothing besides listen to what he has to say.

>>86743321
Man, Gamora was a REALLY different character back when Starlin was the only one who wrote her, compared to how she is now.

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>>86743323
Oh, he's a serious hardcore Wildstorm fan. He's the reason she was in Grayson. I think he'd be delighted.

>>86743331
And he can even be a gracious and affable host.

>>86743285
It's too shallow for me. But what really irks me is giving credit to Ellis when Shalvey clearly made that "run". Actually, Ellis gets most of the praise, which is just...very confusing for me. I think Moon Knight as a character has a lot more potential than "let's just do one and done very action centered issues"

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>>86743357
at least the Checchetto book will be pretty

>>86743370
>>86743323
What WS book do you think Seeley will be on? There's no way he's not doing one or two

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>>86743420
I dunno, but Zirch was all "If I weren't on Action, I'd be knocking on the door"

>>86742420
Aquaman has beautiful variants

I remember the artist from Supergirl covers from pre 52, I think

>>86743402
Yes, Shalvey and Bellaire did great work on the book. Ellis is a writer people follow anyway so he often gets showered in praise.

>>86743081
>is this /d/?

a little

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>>86743449
so does this mean CLEAN ROOM is finishing if the artist is on this job, or hiatus?

now I'm reading Thanos as a proto-MGTOW

>>86743468
Shame he doesn't usually do interiors. I only remember him from Superman/Shazam: First Thunder.

>>86743497
>now I'm reading Thanos as a proto-MGTOW
Aw, no.

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>>86743497
>>86743528
sorry can't unsee

>>86743497
Might just get a different artist but I doubt it. Canceled. Vertigo is getting so gutted, kinda sad...

>>86743497
I'm guessing Clean Room will be finishing, would not be surprised if it gets a FINAL ISSUE in January solicits

>>86743497
>now I'm reading Thanos as a proto-MGTOW

Don't, those guys at least pretend they don't care about women. Early Thanos is best read as one of the most powerful guys in the universe... who happens to be pathetically obsessed with his waifu who seems to want nothing to do with him. As someone mentioned, this is a character who achieved basically the height of power in the Marvel Universe... to get senpai to notice him.

>>86743141
How much of this Silver Surfer recap is stuff that actually happened in another comic? Is any of it?

>>86743126
>>86743214
Agreed. Soiling his own hands with some uppity mortal's blood should be beneath him.

>>86743370
>And he can even be a gracious and affable host.
Of course. Being rude to one's lessers is pretty pointless.

>>86743607
All of it, actually.

>>86743551
Don't ruin my villainfu OP. He's just getting to be good again:

>>86590816
>>86590827

>>86743497
It's probably finishing.

Shame
Oct-Dec 2015 is when like 12 Vertigo books were launched and all but two of them are dead by January.
And Clean Room and Sheriff were the best of the bunch, so nice of them to have gone on the longest.

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>>86743555
if it's done, though, that's a decent run for a complete story

>>86743601
I mean he's the type who rebounds into that after being rejected, maybe, IDK

>>86743607
it seems to have happened over in the Surfer's comic

>>86743165
>>86743370
>>86743413
>>86743449
For fucks sake, dude. She's just not that into you.

>>86743449
>TFW you remember reaching here for the 1st time in Marvel Super Heroes.

>>86743700
I hope they give Sheriff a second volume like King said they would

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>>86743705
how about those angry retailers

>>86743648
>>86743705
Thanks m8s. Guess I should have googled it then since Wikipedia does list the lead-in arc. Might check it out next time I get a Marvel Unlimited trial.

>>86743763
They probably will
he's on Batman, the trade did better than the rest of the vertigo books, and the artist got an exclusive

>>86742907
>Darkseid is supposed to be the big bad, THE great evil in the universe,

He's also Grey Ben Grimm in a miniskirt, and being the THE great evil of the universe means he basically has to be a jobber.

>>86743784

Also OP, this should be a fitting theme for this story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U4BKLc3ZVE

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>>86743784
does Starlin realize he's writing a textbook would-be abusive/controlling boyfriend? I think so

>>86743784
I'm enjoying retailers getting bitchy about Marvel far too much

>>86742420
Beautiful. I love Joshua Middleton.

>>86743700
I liked red Thorn betetr than Clean Room but I genuinely thought they had a prety good line up, too bad they sold sao bad. Glad Sheriff of babylon is contnuing though, that books is...wow. Seriously, just...wow.

Kinda wanna check out those older titles they did 2 years back or so, like Hinterkind or especially Coffin Hill, I dig that artist, Inaki Miranda, I dig him a lot.

Namesake from Orlando sounds pretty cool, kind of shitty for DC that he's doing it at Boom and not Vertigo though.

>>86743815
IDK man. I always like the New Gods being a bit of a separate, higher order thing. I don't really enjoy the Superman Darkseid match-up, especially not as a physical contest. It's okay as a symbol of goodness/hope.

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>>86743862
It's just not healthy for anyone, really

>>86743855
If you read his post IG work, then you'll see that he doesn't.

>>86743784
any links or pics

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>>86743931
Oooooh. Hmmmm. Well, I'm all for realizing you can read work against the manifest intentions of a writer.

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>>86743978
HOWARD ROAST DUCK

>>86743973
>>86740233

>>86743973
>>86740233

>>86743855
>>86743928
I like how Mephisto is doing a Grima Wormtongue this whole time.

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>>86744016

>>86743931
Doesn't Thanos basically stop obsessing over her after Infinity Gauntlet, at least for a few decades? I mean, during Infinity War I remember him outright refusing to do something she told him to do, even though it was directly from her mouth (notice she never speaks to him).
Again, when the writer writes the villain as being a bad person, I'm genuinely ready to give them a pass, as opposed to when they write a HERO doing really bad shit and not getting it (see Wolfman having Raven mind-control Kid Flash into loving him, and it's never played as creepy)

>>86743413
>being this desperate

Thanos is a loser

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>>86744055
so Lemire's writing a Thanos book

>>86744016
>>86744019
NICE

All their variant shit is so awful
Can't even do 1:25 ones like normal publishers, gotta do buying 175% of one book to get a variant of a different book smdh

>>86743928

Say what you will but Doom wasn't a whackjob with godlike power.

>>86744084
Wait, so after Quasar failed to save their ocean base from sinking, they moved into the Hall of A-justice?

>>86744084

I think Phoenix Force is involved

>>86744060
It was played up as creepy as far as I remember it. But I also remember Wally struggling with the idea "maybe..maybe she did mind rape me or maybe I always loved her?" and shit like that.

>>86743449
Thanos really needs to work in architecture because damn that place is a WORTHY house of worship.

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>>86744084
also IvX #1 is 48 pages and $5.99, and it comes after two months of DEATH OF X

>>86744084
Deodato is the artist of Thanos, right?

>>86744084

Not Sersi & Clint! They are awesome Avengers!

>>86744170
I feel like he just relies on a strong Greyskull aesthetic.

>>86744016
>>86744019
>>86744176
Nobody in Marvel is thinking in terms of even the month after next anymore?

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>>86744176
So is this Mr. Fixit, or...

>>86744197
I think that's right

>>86744157
I remember when she did it to Dick, Starfire acted like it was a harmless mistake and went to lez it up with her in a waterfall. Way to be a supportive girlfriend, Kory.

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>>86744227

>>86744227
>So is this Mr. Fixit, or...

Nope, Professor. Hulk. Starlin writes him pretty aggressively, but that's who he was during this time of PAD's Hulk, which also had a tie-in to this.

>>86743784
Convergence/DCYou(without the good experimental books) 2.0

>>86744227
This page is like some Tom of Finland shit.

>>86744227
Mr. Fixit is gray and a thug. This is one of the number of smart hulks.

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>>86744258
dat shiny metal ass

>>86744273
got it, never read PAD Hulk

>>86744258
>Half the Skrulls in the universe vanish
>"MUST BE THE KREE!"

Fucking Skrulls...

>>86744227
Professor Hulk.

>>86744227
I like to think this is back when Hulk still had an actual personality.

That's one of the reasons I could never get into Hulk, because most of the time it's just "HULK SMASH RAAAAARGH", and that's boring as hell.

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>>86744342
I get the feeling Pak really didn't want to *kill* Bruce Banner, you know?

>>86744258
I don't like that the Skrull Empress lacks the chin. Yeah, I know, shapeshifters, but she should still have the chin.

>>86744322
You think the Skrulls and Kree literally blame EVERYTHING on each other?
>"Hey, my fridge is broken. This is clearly the work of the Kree!"
>"My car has a flat tire. FUCKING SKRULLS!

>>86744157
>>86744251
Why were writers in the 80s so horny?

Claremont, Byrne, and Wolfman put their fetishes into their work often, and it doesn't seem to happen anymore.
Like Palmiotti/Conner are the only blatant ones that come to mind

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>>86744427
Man, old-school Drax is different, too

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>>86743888
Me too.

I mean, if I was an editor at DC, and bear with me here, I'd launch a New Gods title. 3.99$ so I can fit in some extra backups. First 8 or so issues is the origin of Mr. Miracle. It's about his struggle on Apokolips, meeting Barda, telling her that there's more to life than just killing shit, she develops a crush on him and then it ends with Scott escaping and the infamous Darkseid/Scott scene. Then I launch a spinoff Mr. Miracle title, it's about Scott "renouncing his godhood" which basically means he's still he living embodiment of "freedom" but he's...kind of trapped in a human body so his strength and agility aren't super impressive. Barda follows him to Earth and tells him she's in love with his way of thinking and free spirit and wants to learn more about being alive and not just a weapon of mass destruction. Barda is still super strong here of course, she could beat up earth's heavy hitters by herself all at once but she's learning from Scott to be calm and we get scenes of, say, Wonder Woman trying to beat her up and she just takes the hits and tells her that fighting isn't everything until Diana accidentally hits Scott or something and then Barda goes nuts on her. Anyway, I'd like it to be 3.99$ so we can do an origin of Barda backups, it starts with Darkseid and granny finding her, then Granny training her, various missions she's sent on with the other Furies and she wrecks havoc and more scenes of her meeting Scott and falling in love with him before she eventually flees Apokolips herself. I'd also get a real nice artist on it because I want it to be a very sexy book but with lots of energy too.

Back to New Gods, the following backups after Mr. Miracle would be Forever People. The New Gods title would mostly be about Darkseid quest for the Anti Life Equation and New Genesis(mainly Orion) trying to prevent that from happening. I'd be a multiversal tale of Darkseid looking for it on different planets in the DCU but also other universes.

>>86744468
In fairness both sides are dumb and petty enough to pull that.

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>>86744427
>Few know that life exists on Saturn's moon, Titan...

>>86744500
That last panel is goofy enough for me to buy into fedoranos.

>>86744482
I think it's because you were just starting to be allowed to do sexual content after the Code, so it was all groundbreaking and people let good taste and sense slide for a while.

>>86744482
They've just gotten sneakier.

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>>86744500

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>>86744573
that's Warlock doin' his thing, right?

I'm twitching like mad so I'm going to take a jog. When I get back, Quasar #26, I think

>>86744501
>first 8 or so issues
>first 8
>first
Anon, I...

>>86744468
>My wife cheated on me with my friend............KILL THE KREE BASTARDS!!!!

>>86744427
That reminds me, I read the last HydraCap finally. Spencer doing repair work on an event still being published is kind of funny.

>>86744501
Cool fanfic. No one cares.

>>86744699
hah, what's he doing, if you don't mind spoilery summaries?

>>86744500
Drax has an excuse, he literally has different incarnations. This is the strongest one, but he's stupid. Like, he can be tricked by sitting him on front of the TV stupid. They theorize that he has brain damage from when Moondragon killed his first incarnation (who could fly, shoot lasers, and was stronger than Mar-Vell).
Modern Drax came when Space Hulk here was killed in one of the Annihilation prequels.

>>86744649
What? I'd obviously keep it alive for 40-50 or so issues at the very least. I'd probably like to throw in a New Gods crossover depending on how many titles spin off. Like this huge Apokolips/New Gods war and I'd have major status quo shakeups happen in that and NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN but I'd mean it.

>>86744742
Isn't Moondragon his daughter?

>>86744769
You are so naive it's adorable.

>>86744806
What's wrong with dreaming, anon?

>>86744790
Yes. Remember that time she raped Thor? She also mind controlled Drax into helping her take over a planet. When Drax finally figured out what she did, he wasn't happy, and she tried to telepathically put him to sleep.
She fucked up.

>>86744728
Not terribly spoilery I guess but Cap is the reason why Banner was going to Hulk out for the vision, he needed to cause something big enough so that Ulysses wouldn't get a vision of him Hydraing

>>86744016

Marvel's counter Rebirth strategy of "Lying to People" and "More Variant Covers per Issue than individual books being shipped" is something a Gerber villain would do.

>>86744124
That's what the rebuilt Avengers Mansion looked like until... I wanna say Heroes Return?

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/783036325045735424

>>86744204
Maybe Thanos heard about that time Clint played Grandmaster for a rube and was being safe about things.

>>86745035
Hey, wasn't Simone teasing writing a book with cats? maybe she's on WildCATS

>>86745052
I saw the redhead and thunder hints but not the cats one

>>86745103
I think she also said she gets to create a new heroine

>>86744258
>Master I feel
>Wong

Well punned.

>>86745035
kek

Simone's twitter is pretty based. I loved it when she roasted Marvel/Slott one night.

>>86744317
Strange's mustache is OUT OF CONTROL.

Fingers crossed for a good-heartedly sexy Gen 13 book desu

>>86745051
>Thanos: Nope. Not taking any chances with THAT one. Damned carnies.

>>86745103
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/776851538668957696

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>>86744482
They were nerds in the 80s, anon.

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>>86745035
>people are STILL in denial about Diana's bisexuality
Holy shit. Y'know what? I ain't even mad anymore. Someone pass the popcorn, cause this is only going to get crazier. Marston is laughing his ass off from beyond the grave right now.

>>86745035
>>86745282
Wonder Woman isn't gay, you SJW cunts.

>>86745320
No one said she was you illiterate faggot.

>>86745320
Nice try, but making her attracted to men is the SJW thing because fucking girls is normal in her society

>>86745356
we all know not being straight means youre a gay man

>>86745356
>>86745398
Bisexuality doesn't exist, you're either normal or a degenerate faggot.

>>86745552
tbqh she's probably pansexual, I don't see her not fucking a Durlan if they were nice (they do generally identify as male and female but I'm pretty sure both sides give birth so biologically speaking I'm not sure what the difference is)

In fact, I will now ship WW/Cham

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>>86745552
i see you all were busy in my absence

>>86745634
Pansexuality doesn't exist either, everything but heterosexuality and homofaggotry are made-up terms.

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>>86745634
>pansexual
That's not a word, nor a real thing.

>>86745678
>>86745688
Then what would dating a Durlan qualify as?

>>86745647

Flash is going full that treehouse of horror where Homer's in a sound of thunder with time travel. i'm hype

>>86745634

>In fact, I will now ship WW/Cham

Her nonviolence vs his radical action, solid ship.

>>86745647
That costume really is great

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>>86745701
WW/Gates, destroy the vertebrate patriarchy

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>>86745724
Sadly no Capullo tonight

but Wendell's still dreamy

>>86745634
>t I'm pretty sure both sides give birth so biologically speaking I'm not sure what the difference is

Durlans identify as the gender of which ever set of organs of generation is larger when they relax into 'horrifying tentacle cloak' form.

>>86745647
>In his ALL NEW and final costume

I feel like this is maybe true for the rest of this run?
Moondragon, the pool is closed. Go find your cape.

>>86745699
Weird.

>>86745688
Well, you can argue its merits as pertains to only humanity, but in a setting with aliens and other-dimensional beings and demons and angels and whatever else, it actually has merit.

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>>86745730
sexual harassment Moondragon

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>>86745785
>I'll be in my bunk

>>86745730

What about Artemis i don't know anything about her is she hardcore enough for Gates

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>>86745688
Maybe it just means you want to fuck a goat?

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>>86745806
Artemis is more hardcore than Diana.

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>>86745754
He's ready for Two Fisted Heroism too.

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>>86745807
O___O

>>86745802
Moondragon is almost as thristy for Wendell as Thanos is for Death.

I love it.

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>>86745883
this is amazing

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>>86745943
Mephisto is TOTALLY willing to suck that cock

>>86745785
Mike was best boy, she chose well

>>86745883
Fath and the Mourners would make a great band name.

I saw that statue in person last year. It was behind a partition in the museum because Romans were much less bothered by public sexuality than most people today.

>>86745647
>I see you all were busy in my absence.
The denial of obvious facts is delicious, and instead of groaning at it, I'm just gonna sit back and laugh.

>>86745730
Gates would fucking love the Amazons. They're all a bunch of separatist commies if you think about it.

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>>86746010
>downsides of dating the fastest man alive, except that he can vibrate

>>86746043
Why can't comic book characters look like this anymore? This is why I love the silver/bronze age the best, it was so ridiculous.

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>>86746043
so is Nova actually bringing back Richie or are they trolling us again

The Veep Debate of Tapioca vs. Vanilla is on tonight, anyone watching?

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>>86746082
pure husbando

>>86746082
The way that issue ended really feels like trolling to me.

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>>86746093
I'm reading Chuck Tingle's live tweets

>>86746132
Is Chuck Tingle Hugo Award Winner Chuck Tingle yet?

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>>86746149
Sadly Chuck Tingle lost, except that by taking part, we all ended up winning.

>>86746149
The Hugos were over a month ago.

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>>86746169
We pause for one moment for the first page of Cap #392, in which Quasar helps out his friend, because oh my god

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>>86746208
Some day we'll have to read Cap vs. the FEMIZONS

>>86746208

>Femizon

uh gru

>>86746208
God, I miss comic ass comic books.

>>86746208

The hell is going on?

>>86746256
COMICS

>>86746042
It's not an obvious fact, though, because her writers are all pussies and won't make it obvious.

>>86746246
Superia recruited basically every female villain Marvel ever had and set them up on a booze cruise, complete with a talent show, anon.

>>86746101
>tfw the hero's family is almost never prominent anymore
Anyone else miss this? I guess we don't really need anything to ground the protagonist, when we could be spending panel time on shitty fight scenes and dull exposition.

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>>86746256
Cap is fighting the superior female specimens who want to remake the human race, duh

Time for Thanosdickery

>>86746299
Society for the Protection of Supporting Cast
Who's with me?

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>>86746300
Wendell, you're very brave

Hal would be proud of you.

>>86746169
A rare feat we be seeing.

The Marvel Cosmics getting together and NOT trying to kill each other/fighting some jackass.

>>86746256
>On the island stronghold of the genetic mastermind known as Superia, Captain America-- wearing Black Mamba's uniform as a makeshift disguise-- confronts the six foot seven inch Femizon, only to learn he's too late to stop the launch of Superia's ULTIMATE WEAPON

Come on, anon, it says what's going on right there.

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>>86746330

>>86746329
SPSC UNITE!

>>86746369
>>86746300
Ah Comics. of course.

>>86746396
Spics unite?

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>>86746376
What the fuck was it with this time period and finding the perfect hook up to make the master race

>>86746299
Why would you want the hero's family or friends when you could just make him hang out with other heroes?!

Yeah, death of the supporting cast is hell. Characters don't get grounded at all anymore. And any time anyone tries to bring a supporting cast in, they usually last until the next creative team who destroys them.

>>86746336
And the Inbetween just looking irritated to be there, like he has something better to do than hang out at this boring ass funeral.

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>>86746436

>>86746208
Comics used to be good, what went wrong?

>>6746436
>Alpha Flight

Figures Marvel Canada is involved.

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>>86746485
What I'm getting a sense of is that Thanos is actually incredibly insufferable both in-universe and as a character regarded as the creation of a writer.

>>86746490
>capeshit
>good
pick one

>>86746474
The InBetweener is kind of a dick anyway.

>>86746436
Well, with Moondragon it was leftover angst over not being The Chosen One, plus I'm sure some stuff from New Defenders that I haven't read.

Her is a genetically perfect being and who else are you gonna bang besides another genetically perfect being?

>>86746300
Thanos is rude af

>>86746436
>What the fuck was it with this time period and finding the perfect hook up to make the master race
I have no idea, but it's a little concerning. New Guardians was around this time too, right? We might have to read that at some point.

>>86746443
Honestly, I really think it has to do with the obsession with power levels. Readers just don't care about anyone unless they can pair them up in Death Battle.

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>>86746509

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>>86746531
"Beat him once! Cheated, won't work again!"

>>86746490
British people, mostly.

And then Bendis people.

>>86746509

In universe Galactus HATES Thanos.

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>>86746561
dang it, Gru

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>>86746436
Soulmate shit was hitting it's peak in the late 80's early 90's
Why
Because the self help craze was in full swing and what is the thing most people want help with finding first?

>>86746560
This carpool needs Mongol.

I really want all this old cosmic stuff collected in an omnibus. This shit is cool.

>>86746613
Stygian Starbender would be my porno name, I think.

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>>86746613
oh my god

Eon's gonna /d/ the whole world

>>86746647
that would work really well

>>86746639
This issue and the next actually showed up in the Infinity Gauntlet omni. But yeah, it all needs to be collected properly.

>>86746639
Well, the original Infinity Trilogy is all pretty well collected.

A lot of early Starlin is too, IIRC.

>>86746613

>STYGIAN STARBENDER

THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING NAME.

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>>86746662
thanks for reading, NEW COMICS DAY tomorrow

>>86746706
seeya tomorrow OP

>>86746678
I want the Adam Warlock and the Infinity Watch stuff.

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>>86746613
>Ree

>>86746706
See you tomorrow.

Quasar continues to be really, really fun.
I'm predicting that Wendell uses his powers of PURE HUSBANDO to be nice to Thanos's fake protectors and convince them to not fight him.

>>86746757
That's already collected in two big trades, not counting the Infinity War/Crusade trades.

>>86746706
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

The reason senpai will never notice Thanos is because Death isn't attracted to pathetic losers.

>>86746828
Well, I'm a sucker for hardcovers. I'd like a nice oversized omnibus of it.

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>>86746836
>The reason senpai will never notice Thanos is because Death isn't attracted to pathetic losers.

Clearly Thanos needs to huffily reject her, telling her he's too good for her and maybe he'd go with her if she begged.

>>86747051
I do like how this is the kind of line thousands, if not millions, of humans have tossed out when their affections are not reciprocated throughout history (just without the 'cosmic' part).

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>>86742333
>Slight detour!
sheeeeeeeit iktf
>reading Silver Surfer's 80s/90s ongoing
>get nowhere on it for two weeks because it leads into this
>which leads into Infinity Watch
>which leads into War and Crusade
At this rate I'm gonna end up reading those Starlin OGNs... anybody have recommended reading that bridges the gap?

>>86746706
Thanks again OP

>>86743928
One of my favorite scenes from this event, especially Mephisto's reaction. Even he realized just how fucked this siuation was.

>>86747260
Well there's the myriad appearances Adam Warlock has in the Ultraverse (which is never mentioned after), then Infinity Abyss, then Marvel: The End, then the Thanos 12-issue series, and from then on there's a split where Giffen brings Thanos to a story that ends up leading to Annihilation and DnA after that, while Starlin's Thanos basically acts as if none of that happened to THANOS, while Adam Warlock dying IS referred to.

>>86748801
I skimmed through the Cosmic Renaissance stuff, I get the gist of all that. Might have to re-read the Warlock appearances though.
thanks

>>86748801
>Marvel: The End
What's the whole canon/not-canon controversy with this again?
I've read it before btw

>>86746208

I guess you'll also be inserting a Thor issue somewhere.

>>86743084
>Compare his 6 issues of Moon Knight vs. the ongoing 6 issues of Karnak.
Karnak has been better so far

>>86742689
>newer WS books has a bigger chance of getting cancelled faster than Young Animal books

>>86750348
Is there any mention of Karnak in Ellis' newsletter since August of this year?

>>86750398
said he was still working on it in September

>>86750496
A second volume? Zaffino is back?

>>86750509
Don't know, he listed it with james bond as things he was still working on.

>>86750815
So no further details mentioned.

>>86750834
nope, so either there is more coming or he is the reason the last chapter keeps getting pushed back

>>86748801
Really? I was sure Starlin actually referenced Annihilation but never Thanos imperative.

>>86750348
Very strongly disagree.

>>86746082
I feel so proud knowing that Heather finally got to bang a Quasar in the end, y'know?

>>86750946
If thought bubbles had still been a thing in what was it, 2007? I'm sure there would have been one gleefully celebrating that. Or at least their would have been if Gruenwald wasn't unevenly distributed throughout the first print run of the Squadron Supreme TPB.

>>86751019
I just didn't realise it was such a big deal for her. I'm all, you go Moondragon. You did it, you won.

>>86751075
Weird thing is, by the time she became Quasar, they were already dating. So it probably took her a while for her to finally realize "Wow, I went into this trying to bang a Captain Marvel, and then I got to bang a Quasar too!"