>We're all MAD here Edition
Hey everyone! Welcome back to Season 3 of Gotham! Hopefully we won't get autosaged this season!
Tonight's Episode:
3.3: "Look into my Eyes" (Oct 7th)-
>Hypnotist Jervis Tetch/Mad Hatter (Benedict Samuel) arrives in Gotham to search for his sister, Alice (guest star Naian Gonzalez Norvind), and hires Gordon to help find her. Meanwhile, Penguin decides to run for mayor and Bruce's doppelganger begins to channel him, causing some confusion around town.
Streams:
Please post streams in the thread if you've got one. I'm afraid the previous ones didn't work so I've removed them.
Our GCPD issued Pastebin is available here:
http://pastebin.com/G6iszJuZ
It's full of great stuff like our previous discussion threads, and social media accounts for our Gothamites.
By the way, DesuStorage fucking died over the summer, so some of the links have been changed; others might be lost permanently.
Penguin's Seasonal Body Counts:
Season 1: http://i.imgur.com/YcJuR7Y.png
Season 2: http://i.imgur.com/U8VjOQo.png
Also our upcoming eps:
3.4: "New Day Rising" (Oct 10th)-
>Penguin gains power as he narrows in on the nomination for Mayor of Gotham. Meanwhile, Gordon turns Alice (guest star Naian Gonzalez Norvind) into the GCPD for the bounty. Also, Bruce and Alfred race to find Bruce's doppleganger after learning he's assumed Bruce's identity.
3.5: "Anything for You" (Oct 17th)-
>Crime in Gotham is at an all-time high, as Penguin struggles to uphold his promises to the city. Meanwhile, Butch goes down a dark path with the infamous Red Hood Gang and Bruce begins to investigate Ivy's whereabouts
3.6: "Follow the White Rabbit"
3.7: ????
3.8: "Blood Rush"
I hope we see some scenes where Ivy intimidates Selina with her height and large breasts
Mmmmm
>Fish talking about why she spared Penguin
Oh my god, that was adorable
I wish they hadn't gone from Tumblr to Facebook, it's a lot harder to keep track of their shit.
What the fuck,Lee?
Why are you back?
Also, I love that old-style train
>>86716591
And it loves you.
Post villains you wanna see them try.
I didn't like the way they did Clayface last season. I mean, I understand why they didn't go with the giant shapeshifting pile of shit version, but what they did go with wasn't really him. They shoulda used Falseface instead.
I wanna see this version at some point though.
>>86716688
What the fuck ever happened to him anyway? Last I remember, he got punched in the face and then there was a commercial
All I want to do is lick Selinas asshole
is Ivy cute in this?
>>86716762
is the actress even legal?
>>86716716
Well I assume he went back to Arkham.
>>86716805
she is now.
>>86716817
Who cares?
>>86716817
In most states.
>>86716688
>but what they did go with wasn't really him. They shoulda used Falseface instead.
You do realize the original golden age clayface was just am actor qho made hinself look like people right?
>>86716325
>more red hood gang
>butch
This is gonna be a good one
>>86716966
He made himself look like the character he was most famous for portraying.
>flash commercial
lol
I hope Jervis is OP
Awwwww yeah, Mad Hatter time.
>>86717235
Why don't you kill yourself?
Auto saging already. Holy shit
>>86717468
Are you sure?
>>86717460
Why don't you?
>no more loli Ivy
Fuck this show desu senpai
>>86717468
Nah, we're on page 1 again.
Wait, which war did Jim fight in exactly?
Younger Ivy was way more bangable.
HERE HE IS
So this is the power of pedophilia
It's hatter time baby!Shoutout to new york Anon if he's here yet.
>>86717506
The war, man
Come on, you know the one
not!Bruce was created by Hugo Strange for the Court of Owls as a backup plan if Bruce didn't want to cooperate.
>>86717506
The vague war that everyone fought in.
>>86717506
The one from a few years ago.
Does /co/ hate Lee now?
>>86717546
I do
He looks like the long lost brother of Adam Driver.
How is he Jervis?
Could someone recap last week's episodeplease
>Babs already wants to sic Jervis on Him
>>86717546
Lee's fine
Is it me or did they give this guy black contact lens? His eyes are like two pools of ink.
>>86717558
Why?
>>86717546
Prefer Vale.
I like this guy already.
>>86717589
That's the point.
Mad Hatter is actually going to be a cool villain, nice.
>>86717590
I only have space in my heart for one adult waifu, and Ivy takes it
Clone Bruce is cute! CUTE!
Can't show the two Bruces on screen at the same time
BROTHER FIVE
I KNEW YOU'D COME
>>86717546
No, she's just kinda....there.
>>86717640
Man, Bound for Glory sucked
>>86717633ivy's a child.
Was Indian Hill "up North?"
Aww, it's cute to see Bruce not being ultra paranoid yet
>>86717640
OBSOLETE
I missed Hatter's introduction, what'd he do?
>>86717657
Eh, it was alright considering the circumstances
I know you're being careful Alfred, but that's a little harsh.
>>86717658mentally
What's for breakfast, /co/?
Damn, James!
Oh my, did Jim go beyond the Vale?
That's not the look of a man who enjoyed sex
>>86717679
preped a doctor to steal his wife's necklace
those legs
Jim doesn't seem to understand one night stands
Gordan misses being in a relationship
>>86717687
SAS training I guess
>>86717679
Stage hypnotism. With a touch of con artistry.
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt
Has a drawfag done Jim as Lobo yet? Boy's got the Main Man vibe goin
>sleep with a guy
>neg him after
She's just slumming it.
>>86717679
Hypnotize someone to act like a chicken and nearly break their neck by balancing on the back of a chair. He is a hypnotist for hire. Like a party magician.
>James being this desperate
lmao
Fuck you Ben, how could you throw Lucius under the bus like that?
>You will never your dick on Valerie's legs
>no GCPD affiliation whatsoever
>immediately walks in
Welp.
>>86717704
He's probably never had one, wasn't he with Barbara right out of college
>6 months, already found a fiance
what a fucking whore
FUCK YOU WHORE FROM FIREFLY
>>86717714
Jim doesn't have nearly that much property damage.
Lee is a cunt confirmed.
wtf I hate Lee now
I am a hypnofetishist.
Will this episode give me an erection?
>>86717740
You don't think he got himself some with the war whores?
Eyy Mad Hatter doing Hatter stuff
What happened to Jim and Lee's baby?
>>86717760
honestly, he seems to fucking straight laced for it
>>86717742
At least she settled down. Jim has been bed hopping. God knows what's swimming in his shorts. Ex-GCPD with an STD.
Reverse cuckolding this time.
>>86717777
Miscarriage.
Oooooh, I like him already.
>>86717760
I don't think he's had a whore period
Man was way too golden boy at the start
>>86717750
>>86717754
>>86717747
>Moving on makes you a cunt.
This is why /co/ will be alone forever.
>>86717788
Thank you, missed that somehow.
>>86717777
Waller faked it's death to train it for the Suicide SquadI'm maybe half joking about this
>>86717777
They lost it. Probably in the laundry.
>>86717777
>>86717788
She had it in secrecy and said it was a miscarriage
>>86717800
I need to have been in a relationship to move and from one
>>86717800
I ain't mad, they lovers in real life. That's all that matters.
>>86717800
It took her fewer than six months to get a new boyfriend and agree to marry him.
>>86717780
6 fucking months son, last time it took dating her for over a year and knocking her up before she said yes to Jim
>>86717800
/co/ is where the bitter and alone come and whine about "cunts" they never had.
>>86717800
Nu-Male spotted
That was a Damn cool commercial.
>yfw her fiance is the Mad Hatter and she's hypnotized or not hypnotized
Wait, what if Tetch is the guy that hypnotized Butch for Penguin in S1?
We Mad Hatter now
>>86717852
t. Stacy
>>86717877
o shi nigga
So I guess that guy really wanted to kill his wife and himself?
Jesus! That seems like overkill. Why not just hypnotize them to move far away and never mention him to anyone?
Damn Jarvis, that's cold
Jervis is a cold cold an
Babadook in human form?
Alice is really Gordon.
Thats some pretty strong hypnotism.
oh, they're keeping Hatter doing his rhyming thing....this might get old fast-
>order his mind slave to bury his wife alive than kill himself
but I might be willing to tolerate it if he keeps this up
CUTE ALICE
Who's this chick?
doesn't jervis usually use some device for his mind control?
>>86717919
>he doesnt like the rhyming
>>86717854
this is /co/, we're all nu males here.
I'M A TOYDARIAN, MIND TRICKS DON'T WORK ON MEH
Wait is that Ivy? Why does she look like shit now?
>>86717900
Then it wouldn't be Gotham.
No one gets off easy in this city.
FUUUUUUCK
Oh, it was Ivy.
Didn't recognize her without the toight dress.
Woah what the fuck?
Who is she?
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
I like how Penguin just keeps showing up to crowds to protest things.
Old creepy armenian man is great.
Why is Butch still working with Penguin?
MADMAN
Alice kind of thicc
>>86717943
if it was one episode it would be ok, but he's a season long villain, he needs to keep up his creative kill count to make it tolerable all season
This Penguin subplot feels familiar.
>>86717986
His gf dumped him, he has nothing else to do.
>>86717976
Penguin is great overall in Gotham.
>>86717885
No, that was Zsasz.
That wasn't mind control, it was just classic torture-induced brainwashing.
I love Penguin's spats.
Mayor Penguin
Penguin for President
Did Penguin whiten his teeth?
If Penguin becomes mayor, does that make Butch the First Lady of Gotham?
VOTE FOR COBBLEPOT
MGGA
MAKE GOTHAM GREAT AGAIN!
>>86717948
>>86717965
no you blind shits that was Jervis' sister, looks like she's been Indian Hilled
but it is weird that all of Ivy's powers are spread around different characters
RENT?
>>86717994
The Penguin trying to become the mayor of Gotham?
Nah mate.
>>86717994
They did it in the 1960s show and in Batman Returns, and in the Animated Series tie in comic.
>read expert opinions on whether Oswald is capable of being mayor at [website]
>>86718019
Better choice than Trump.
>>86717992
He ain't gonna be season long, I'll tell you that for free
>>86718042
Ohhhhhh...the deadly kiss threw me off.
Okay then.
Kobelput 2016
Make Gotham great again
>>86717994
in literally every one of his incarnations and versions he's run for mayor, it's kind of his thing
>>86718055
>Gotham
>Internet
I wonder about that
>>86718049
And he was already Mayor in Johns Earth One
wtf i love lucifer now
>>86717800
Roastie detected.
>>86717842
Actually I heard that they're broken up
>>86718046
what if he fucked peter ?????
WE BATMAN RETURNS NOW
>>86718106
nooooooooooooo they had a kid and shit, she cheated on her husband for him wtf
>>86718110
His daughter wouldn't stand for it.
>>86718126
We were already that last season with Daddy Pee Wee.
>>86718110
>Skip the Landlord
>>86718106
I've heard nothing, but if so then she truly is a whore, she already left her first husband for Ben, who'd she fuck around with this time?
>>86718138
The perfect start to a great, stable relationship.
>Literal shadowboxing
Someone should make a campaign poster for Cobby.
Oh shit he has super reflexes!
Alfred getting salty.
OH FUCK OH FUCK HE'S A TALON APPRENTICE
OI, WHERE'D YA LEARN THAT YA BLOODY TWAT?!?
>>86718106
Nope.
Bruce v AltBruce
too evenly matched
Holy cow, did the kid who plays Bruce grow even more? Puberty is making him shoot up like a rocket.
>>86718059
If we want a murderous gangster for President we'd vote for Hillary.
Here's the article:
http://gothamchronicle.com/?p=555
>Can The Penguin Make Gotham Great Again?
>>86718179
He had one in some set pics.
Alfred just had to get him back kek
>Bruce getting jealous
Bruce looks cute with his hair mussed like that
>>86718218
Batman is going to be seven feet tall.
Tea with burbon?
>>86718222
Oh man, I love that 60s hairdo
>give him the money now
Trusting soul, isn't he?
oh jesus he's already got him under mind control doesn't he?
This is all a little on the nose.
Oh wait, this is Gotham.
Never mind.
>>86718266
That's actually cool. Batman will actually look intimidating inside and outside the cowl.
Oswalt Cobbelpott for Mayoe
Make Gotham Great Again
>>86718266
The better to terrify the cowardly and superstitious lot.
>Make Gotham Safe Again
loooooooooool
>MAKE GOTHAM SAFE AGAIN
You should just tell her Bruce. She'd understand.
>>86718222
Any chance they'll market these? I'd actually put one up in my place
>>86718305
>Would you kindly...
I liked his old campaign sign
>again
WHEN WAS IT EVER?
Time for Parent Trap shenanigans
WE'RE GONNA BUILD AN ASYLUM, AND THE FREAKS ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT
Bruce looks like a romance giant next to Selina oh shit they're holding hands
OUR GIRL SELINA
>Make Gotham Safe Again
Was anyone even alive during such a time?
>>86718398
I'm sure the people there day one were safe right?
Love is over.
>>86718380
WE'RE GONNA BUILD AN UMBRELLA, AND MAKE METROPOLIS PAY FOR IT
YOU'RE A SELFISH SON OF A BITCH
Bruce is a great man
He's going to take over Bruce's life!
Venom Bruce is learning fast.
>>86718422
He honestly is.
>>86718398
wasn't it literally built on top of an Indian burial ground?
>>86718422
I'm sorry
I hate when Selina leaves, but I love watching her go
Bruce you retard
>>86718416
Don't several continuities basically have Gotham built on a hellmouth?
I'M SORRY
>>86718469
Or haunted by a demon, yeah.
Jervis isn't short and ugly enough for my tastes but still a great character.
>>86718418
>>86718380
I actually heard these in Devito's Penguin voice
>>86718488
It's actually an Apokoliptian weapon.
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL, AND MAKE STRANGE PAY FOR IT!
>looks at camera and smiles
>Bruce 2 is going to taste the cat pussy before the real Bruce
>>86718490
Everyone on Gotham has to be fuckable. As per the law.
MGSA
>>86718513
Thats his Indian Hill power: fourth wall awareness.
>>86718469
>>86718488
I thought it was cursed
>>86718488
Or built on an Indian graveyard. And so far this show has implied 2/3 of those.
Bruce clone is bad news, how surprising.
Bruce is going to get cucked by his own clone.
>>86718513
>you might be wondering how i got in this situation
Is Bruce a fucking retard?
>>86718490
Most of Gotham's villains are relatively good looking.
Dat kitty ass, again
>>86718490
it's young mad hatter
ivy's boobs
>>86718557
Yeah he kind of is. All the crime solving skills in the world don't make up for bad judgement calls.
>>86718565
It's a very nice ass.
...Gonna need a webm and caps of that ladder scene.
>>86718460
Gah! You got it backwards! It's "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
>>86718557
No, but he gets obsessed easily
If Selina had shown up before the clone he would have just had Alfred deal with it until he'd found Ivy
Gordon's a real Bat-Man
What? this fight was totally unnecessary
what kind of fucking Gotham goon doesn't know how to take someone out with a single bat strike?
God damn Jim.
Wasn't that the same place where firefly cooked her siblings?
>are you James Gordon?
>I used to be.
>>86718639
GOTHAM!
Gee, I wonder if this is Lee's fiance
>Jim's eye twitch
Awkwaaaaard...
>Lee's fiance
KEKED
>just start beating up some random fucking guy
IT'S A ME!
>Time to teach you some manners
literally what for?
oh wow, fuck this arrogant shit
>tfw your ex girlfriend's fiance tells you to take your shirt off before sewing together an open wound
awkward
Mario and Lee? Geez.
>>86717687
>It
>That thing
>All that talk of throwing him out like he's trash
Fuck this dude, he looks like a killer
tfw you cuck Jim
>>86718639
Yeah, that was literally just a fight seen to have one.
>>86718659
Bingo.
I bet he's the one that also help her get through the miscarriage.
Jim no! That doctor works for intergang and just put a chip in your head!
Jim, that was a bit uncalled for.
>>86718591
>>86718597
God damn right it is. Look at that thing. and she /fit/ too. Pefect waifu.
>>86718626
Fuck. Thanks Anon. I'll fix itnext week
Oh, that silly Jim!
>hey doc why do my stitches spell cuck
Damn that is one cool suit.
>Steal a guys fiance
>bring it up with him
This guy won't survive in Gotham
Holy shit, it really is Clinton v Trump.
>I represent the Italian American Defamation League! And this really cheese my cannoli!
>even the old ladies are with Penguin
Top kek
HOLY KEK
"I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you. Oh, and welcome to Gotham. No, I'm not kidding. I know places where they will never find the body."
oh lordy, this is gonna end with his head in a box
BASED PENGUIN
this is some fucking Nick Fury level planning
>>86718676
He's a Gotham bar owner.
They're dicks.
BASED PENGUIN
Jesus Christ Penguin!
BASED PENGUIN
This is fucking hilarious
I'm pretty sure Lee's husband is 200% evil.
Oh fuck, watching Mr Robot and forgot Gotham.
Fuck
Since when the fuck did the Mayor have this much power?
>>86718727
hahahahahahahahahah
HAHAHA BEST SCENE
>>86718743
Except this Clinton actually has confidence
MADMAN
I love this! I love when Gotham goes gangster. Old ladies with heavy arms will never go out of style.
>>86718565
>>86718591
>>86718597
Dancers, gymnasts and skaters. All have great asses.
so you think she doesn't want to hurt her brother, or he's a fucking monster?
Madness Virus
Wait is she Black Alice?
>Sometimes I like to watch you sleep.
No, Evil Bruce! Not your beautiful hair!
>>86718777
Well, he is Falcone's son.
In anime, cutting your hair is a sign of character growth.
>>86718835
He probably wants to use her blood for crime purposes.
>>86718752
no idea what thats from, but im gonna throw a hail mary and guess its the simpsons
>>86718835
Pick two and get a free extra choice
>>86718789
he's always had it, too bad all the power in the world doesn't mean shit against a determined and motivated Gotham crazy
>>86718840
She's wearing the Hot Topic Boots, so yes.
>>86718840
No, Hatter just needs an Alice to obsess over as he always does.
>>86718835
Yes.
Kek almighty, this show's the best
>>86718874
You would be correct.
>>86718848
Real Bruce goes to a high end stylist. Spends a hundred dollars on a cut. Fake Bruce does it himself. Ends up with the same exact haircut. Talons are secretly salon experts.
>>86718851
HOLY SHIT HE IS
I don't think you have enough money to go to Mars, NGC.
Wait, did that peanut butter jar just get cuucked?
>clowns are threatening to attack local Maryland schools
Dear God...
>>86718789
Google Richard Daley of Chicago
>>86718931
Reverse cuckolding too
>>86718953
Kek, and my local news was talking about a clown getting shot for scaring children
>>86718953
What kinda clowns?
Killer Clowns from Outer Space?
Insane Clown Posse?
>>86718855
in american literature it usually means losing ones identity
>>86718953
A friend was chased at her bustop by one at my high school. It's a freaky situation.
Are these guys at the bank fags?
CAMPAIGN MANAGER RIDDLER
oh fuck he's going to bust out Riddler and make him his campaign manager
>>86718834
I need to find me a dancer girlfriend then.
>>86718989
Real clowns.
Its a damn epidemic.
>>86718953
>>86718979
girls were talking about killer clowns on my walk
>>86718979
WTF is with all the fucking clowns lately.
>>86718992
Biblical, really. Samson and Delilah.
YES
BEST DUO IS BACK
oh shit werner herzog
Penguin is best boyfriend.
Eddie? EDDIE!
>Barb under hypnosis
surprised this is work-
>madly in love with me
oh fuck this is gonna go south fast
remove your dress
Damn man, I gotta learn that trick...
>>86719031
I highly recommend it. Some of the best sex I ever had was with a 4'8" burlesque dancer.
Oh Gotham
"Madly" means different things for Babs, buddy.
>>86719090
How do you have a "best sex"? I haven't even had any
Please tell me there's some sort of tech at work because it should not be this easy to hypnotize people
>>86719149
Wisdom and age.
>ordering a guy to kill himself instead of having him find your sister
JIM NOOOO
>>86719090
(you)
>Raining
>not a drop of water on Jervis or Jim
FUCKING MAGIC!
>tfw Barbara will never murder you
>>86719177
Share your wisdom and age please
I was kind of hoping we'd get a running gag of their "partnership" where Jim keeps interrupting Tetch when he tries for the hypnosis
>>86719175
well in comics that would be the case, but who knows how Gotham is gonna spin it
>>86719175
I hope so, but it's Gotham, so probably not.
>>86719200
Remember, it also means i've have worst sex. :(
JUST LET ME BEE MYSELF
>>86719175
The pocket watch and maybe contact lenses
>>86719175
It is and it isn't this easy to hypnotize anyone. But obviously it isn't like in comicland.
>>86719221
Ugh... That commercial just makes me think of Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad
The same song played in the trailer
>>86719215
I don't care for the sex I just want someone to love and talk to and be close with
A MAN CHOOSES
>>86719215
You already got three (you)s, stop this
>Mariah Carey's tits
Dang
Jim, would you kindly?
>>86719261
A SLAVE OBEYS
>>86719175
It's not. But you can do some form of this in real life. Only you can't force people to jump off buildings or murder unless they already want to do it anyway. But giving suggestions? Make them cluck like chicken? If they want to anyway, you can make them do it.
>>86719272
>Maria in a unitard for a song recording
not complaining but why?
OH FUCK ALICE
>>86719251
Garbage song for a garbage movie
Jervis is way too overpowered.
>>86719315
A little bit, yeah.
>>86719292
>But giving suggestions? Make them cluck like chicken? If they want to anyway, you can make them do it.
Of course, with the power of suggestion it is amazing how much you can make people want something.
Jim's back to his harem of lolis in season 1 I see
>>86719315
He's a straight up metahuman here.
wow Jim, that's cold as fuck
I really thought it was going to be Barb that saved Jim
>>86719315
Read his time with the Secret Six, you don't even know the half of it.
Its the Ozzie and Eddie Show!
>>86719315
yea but he's also arrogant and maybe a smidge retarded
Nygma cleared of Donkeybrains
Penguin doesnt forget about his niggas.
pengbro
Penguin is cute CUTE!
>>86719292
Hypnotism is pretty unreliable in real life.
THE BROMANCE NEVER DIES
>Penguin popping out of the fucking window
yaaaas Penguin and Eddie together again
>Penguin creates the revolving door Arkham policy
GET IN WE'RE DOING GOTHAM STUFF
An Arkham tradition.
>>86719392
The most adorable sociopath ever.
Damn I missed Falcone
DAD?!
MARIO FALCONE?!
What a tweest!
Poor Mario won't live to see season 4. Calling it.
Falcone 2 Electric Boogaloo
>breaks up with Jim over his connection with the underworld
>literally about to marry into the Falcone family
exile or not she's a fucking hypocritical whore
Oh thank God I miss the season 1 gangsters.
i watched the first 6 eps or so a couple years back and thought it was unbearable besides the penguin
when does this show get good? could i skip to it without missing anything?
Man they did not sit on that for long, did they
>>86719439
Well at least she's used to her boyfriend doing shady illegal stuff.
>>86719422
Gotham does the best over the top mafiosos.
Small world, isn't it?
Hail Falcone
>>86719361
same, I thought she'd go see what was up
>>86719428
Mario won't live to see the Christmas break
IT'S VENOM BRUCE
Evil clone Bruce!
>>86719448
If you're not in by Baloonman, you're not in
>>86719393
Because some people just can't be hypnotised for some reason. And different people have different limits as to what suggestions are acceptable.
>>86719448
Every episode is quality from season 2 onwards. Just watch it all. It stresses me out how many great moments there are.
HAHA EVIL TWIN TIME
>>86719446
Gotham does some of the best noir gangsters ever.
>>86719448
I've seen the pilot but other than that haven't watched anything before season 3. Doing well so far.
>that Dexter music
Uh, how old is this kid again?
Gotham. Where anyone, regardless of age, can drive a car.
THAT'S NOT BRUUUUUUUCE
Clone Bruce is love with Selina
CALLING IT!
Non-clone Bruce deserves this cucking for not being completely honest with Selina from the start.
Bruce is going to cuck himself!
>Selina knows something's up
FIGURE IT OUT DAMN IT! BE CLEVER AS A CAT YOU WOMAN
IT WAS ME BRUCE
MY STREAM WENT DOWWWWWWN
oh fuck Jim's gonna go to Tigress for deprogramming
Who staying for Lucy?
He's fucking purple man
love the evil bruce theme
How the hell does Evil!Bruce know how to drive anyway?
Man, this show is great.
So, how long until we get a 'Penguin in the car window' gif?
>>86719515
16.
>>86719562
How does he know how to do any of the shit he can do
>>86719562
Same way he knows how to box.
>>86719555
Why the hell not. Pun intended.
>>86719515
He's either 15 or 1, depending on what the fuck he is.
>>86719562
The same way Simon Phoenix knows how to hack.
>>86719556
Yeah I am guessing Gotham show runners might have have been inspired by Kilgrave for this version of Mad Hatter.
>that restaurant scene
>supposed to be a public meeting
>the waiters, and customers were all henchmen/guards
>it looked like literally no one there was a normal person
Days like those must be great for business in Gotham
>>86719521
Of course he is who doesn't love Selina?
Ahhh, the classic walk into the street without looking and then get hit by a bus trick. Such a cliche.
>>86719615
Kek
Demolition Man is or should be a classic
Hm. Death took a holiday.
Calling it now, Hatter's watch is some kind of high-tech mind control device or he was in Indian Hill.
And he raped Alice.
Get in, faggot.
We're making Gotham Safe Again
>>86719630
Everyone in Gotham is on the take except for the Waynes and Fox. Everyone else? Crooked as a winter tree.
>>86719665
Doubtful on the secondary, we'd know if her blood got on him
>>86719665
Last season they specifically cited Alice in Wonderland as one of the books Strange was using to overwrite patients' personalities but it looks like they decided to go into a different direction.
>White woman
>exceptional ass
Lucifer is a trash show, but at least there was almost incest.
MILF! MILF! DEMON MILF!
>>86719737
What if he was using it on the Tweedle brothers?
>>86719738
>Lucifer is a trash show
You have no taste.
>>86719737
Who knows. Too much is in the air right now.
Shit nigga, next week can't come soon enough
>tfw going on vacation
>>86719738
I don't know whites value firmness over size
>>86719841
Whites are dumb as fuck.
Nothing special about a firm ass.
NAKED demon MILF.
>>86719795
This is the first episode I've seen and it sucks, she has no ass.
>>86719841
latina ass is ideal, just the right size while not being suffocating
>>86719902
At least we aren't attracted to lardasses.
>>86719782
Yeah, with them, White Rabbit, and the Queen of Hearts, Batman has no shortage of Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass-themed villains.
post demon milf pics please, I can't watch lucifer.
>>86719987
Love it.
>>86720011
>post demon milf pics please
She's only hot in context.
Is that the same kid?
Damn all these kids are growing up too fast
Is it something in the water
>Trust me, you won't find another body.
>Found another body!
>>86719782
They're cousins.
>>86720140
>laugh track
>>86719987
Where do I find demon incest stories? I would've turned earlier, but I'm turned on on.
Anyone know if/when Lucifer will be on Netflix?
>Must have gone for a wank or something
Ha.
>>86719987
GET IN, FAGGOT.
WE'RE MAKING GOTHAM SAFE AGAIN.
Man, this guy is an ugly crier.
Satan Eye for the Single Guy.
>Cocaine in the suit
Maybe the second season magic that boosted Gotham will work for Lucifer too
>cocaine smuggling
wow, this woman had an active life
So are we really shipping Tommy/Selina? or are we just hoping for a skeevy attempted rape scene that Bruce gets the blame for?
>You watching porn?
HA!
>bruce wears a black turtleneck
>Penguin runs for Mayor
>Pee Wee plays Penguins dad
when will get Selina in a black leather fetish outfit?
>>86718222
wouldn't mind a T-Shirt
Where are the webms of Selina's ass from this episode? :^)
>>86719416
>Cocaine in the walls
>Cartel boss in a speedo
This show is going the Gotham path for real
>cocaine in the building walls
clever
>>86720861
And it is GLORIOUS.
that's alot of cheese....HOW THE FUCK DID HE FIND HER SO FAST?
>She went to buy cheese for Lucy
Daww
She can hold my meat anyday.
>>86720861
You just need to start tossing people off high places, bridges, buildings, any high space will do, and you will be set.
>>86720861
Well, it is DC.
>>86720948
>credit card
oh I thought that was Lucy's card
Wiener envy.
Its always wiener envy.
>>86721053
Speaking from experience Boco?
>>86721080
Walked right into that one, didn't I?
I guess that's what happens when you get a power boost from the devil
>all that cheese was for mac n cheese
dawwwww
Oh shit.
>God is a dick
Hm.
>>86721160
That seems to be a theme with DC comics
>>86721160
how so, the ungrateful shit rebelled, he should have expected to die if he didn't win
>>86721160
Cliche 101.
In these type of shows God is always a deadbeat (Supernatural) or a dick (Lucifer) or both (Preacher).
Smug lying bitch.
Answer me this, /co/, do any beautiful women get hypnotized in this ep?
>>86720861
>>86720871
>Thought it was just showing off Lucifer's strength
>It was fucking cocaine!
>>86721196
If a kid rebels you send him to his room or ship him off to the Army, you don't kill him.
>clowns attacking Maryland schools
Fuck man. I somehow knew this day would come.
>>86721211
Babs did.
>>86721236
...Is she hot?
>>86721234
no you do that when a kid throws a tanturm
when your child literally divides the fucking universe and tries to overthrow you you goddam end his ass and don't give him the chance to ever try again
>>86721248
If you like crazy chicks, then yeah.
I'm a hypnofetishist.
Will this episode give me an erection?
>>86721331
>not liking crazy chicks
Boco, I refuse to believe that even you could have taste so shit.
>>86721447
Hey, if she's hot enough, I'll gladly stick my dick in crazy.
Barbara....eh. Her season 3 haircut is doing her no favors.
>>86721432
If you have a thing for tsundere too, most likely
>>86721527
C-c-care to elaborate anon?
>>86721493
Unfortunately even Gotham City at its worst can't make a woman crazy enough to let you stick your dick in her.