Homestuck

>>86700781
Thread is off to a bad start.

>>86700873
The start might be bad, but at least the ending won't be as bad as Act 7.

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What do you guys like about Aranea?

>>86701110
Her dick-sucking lips and her dick-fucking hips.

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>>86700781
What was blanked out at the bottom?

>>86701110
Her caring and thoughtful nature.
>>86701131
RUDE.

>>86701041
You don't know that.

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>>86701110
She's the best one.

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Maybe Homestuck halloween art is rare because it used to be overshadowed by 10/25

>>86701431
Why is Dave always a ghost?

>>86701444
irony?

>>86701444
>>86701457
He likes dead things senpai. Liking dead shit is his big thing outside of god-tier rapping and making mixtapes

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I always wondered which one was sweet bro and which was hella jeff. Now I know.

>>86701536
He should be a skeleton, since he specifically likes dead specimens. John should be a ghost. Or a lame movie character. I'm really not sure what he's going for in that second one. Bee keeper? Is that a Nick Cage reference?

>>86701558
>he doesn't know about THE BEES OH GOD NOT THE BEES

>>86701558
how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

>>86701457
Ghosts are ironic?

>>86701584
That's why I said Nick Cage. It's still a stretch. I feel like he should be a ghost buster or wearing a grungy white wifebeater with shoulder length hair.

>>86701536
There are so many other kind of dead things he could be though. Ghost is just low effort?

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Who sorts Dave into Griffindor? Literally any other house is a better fit. How has tumblr so completely misinterpreted his character?

Fuck, I meant hufflepuff. That's what i meant to say.

>>86701639
>Dave
>More Silverdiver than Griffenguy
>Implying

>>86701644
What a cuck.

Anyone have a cool picture of Tavros that doesn't draw him like a goon or with other people? Trying to make a fan card game and can only find art that makes him look shit or that he is a ghost in.

>>86701668
Sorry, I meant Hufflepuff. Griffindor's probably the best fit for him. I think he could pull off a Ravenclaw too. Rose is a total Slytherin.

>>86701710
Dave's kind of a huge coward though.

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>>86701687
I have a lot of Tavros pictures.

Anything of note happen in the last month or two?

>>86701618
This. Ghostbuster John/John Poe is best John

>>86701624
Yeah, but that seems a little too sincere for Dave. Nothing would be more ironic than a bedsheet ghost costume

>>86701758
Hiveswap got a relase date- then didn't.

>>86701723
So was Ron, but he pulled through in the end. Dave was afraid of dying, but he confronted that and did what he had to do. He was afraid of his bro, but he worked up the courage to tell him how he felt, even if he did end up saying it to the wrong person. You can be afraid and be a Griffindor so long as you can over come your fear.

>>86701758
the hiveswap site surreptitiously updated to say that act 1 is coming out june 2017

>>86701684
Don't you mean KEK-a-doodle-doo?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>86701789
why can't i say cuck what the fuck is going on

>>86701779
But Dave rarely ever did.

>>86701768
Nice so it's what I thought.
>Blood and semen found on the bed sheets by John.
>Only half of it is Dave's

What is miraculous ladybug and why is there so much crossover art of it with dave and jade

>>86701845
I just told you how he did with Dirk. And when he took the tumor to the green sun with Rose, not knowing that there would be sacrificial slabs to turn him god tier. And when he defended Jade during GO from Jack and PM, dying a heroic death.

Also Ron was a bad example. I hate that whiny bastard. Neville is better.

>>86701921
a better question, why is there no art of TzTok-Jade.

>>86701921
there's a blonde guy and a black-haired girl

pretty sure that's it + people cross HS over with fucking everything

>>86701922
Dave is gay.

3 and a half weeks...r-right?

>>86701921
Coolkid twinky blonde + dorkyish black haired girl that really really needs to fuck the blonde

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>>86701936
So was dumbledor.

>>86701981
Too cowardly to deal with women.
>le gay dumbledore meme
That was such bullshit.

>>86701931
Because nobody plays runescaoe

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So what does /co/ think of MSPARP? Because personally I feel cringey as fuck, but cant stop

>>86702060
Could never get into it. I've kinda always had that problem with roleplaying; I'm pretty fuckin happy with my life and personality as is, I'd just rather RP me in a cool world like Homestuck.

Speaking of, anyone know of a cool SBURB-esque game to play? I thought maybe GMOD might have some SBURB-themed servers what with that Homestuck mod, but I haven't found any yet

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>>86701822
>>86701431
>>86701290
>>86701423
why is dave so commonly a ghost?

>>86702110
WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS?

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>>86702152
That's what I'd like to know!

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Where did it all go so wrong?

>>86702217
>Nepeta body pillow
He deserves to be bullied.

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>>86702222
The moment he didn't stick to the true 4/10 timeline, dooming the story.

>>86702258
Bitch, you aren't intimidating. You got killed by a clown.

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>>86701710
Eh, I think Hufflepuff works. Dave's thing was that despite purporting to be an ironic coolguy, he actually is a really cool guy who comes through for his friends, and his role as a Time player involved a lot of unforgiving work to the point where he ended up playing the game longer than the others

Feels more reflective of his character development than "cool kid goes in the party house"

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>>86701723
I wouldn't say he was a coward, he clearly had the stuff to face his fears, though he was still afraid. That's what bravery is all about, innit?

I also don't get why so many peg Rose as a Slytherin, I think she's more of a Gryffindor or a Ravenclaw. I don't even know who would constitute a Slytherin in Homestuck, seems to me you have to be a big smelly willy to get in there, maybe Eridan, Vriska, Equius? Equius mostly for the blood thing, though.

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>>86702222
Hey Sollux

>>86702271
To be fair, if that clown wants to kill something it's pretty damn hard to stop him from doing so.

>>86702292
Silverdiver is ruthless ambition. You don't have to be evil to get in. Eridan might work. So would Vriska. Maybe Rose.


Harry Potter is fucking stupid anyway.

>>86702301
All you have to do is rub his face.

>>86702308
I left out Meenah, she's plenty ambitious and proud of her lineage.

>>86702324
>proud of her lineage.
This wasn't a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing.

>>86702273
He goes into the big fucking hero house because he's a knight who's character development centered around facing his fears. The fact that he worked hard wasn't really a part of his character and wasn't elaborated on. You could make an argument that he shows slytherin potential from the way he manipulated the nakkodile stocks with time travel. But a much larger part of his character was his fear of dying and his insecurities about being a hero, both of which he learned to over come.

>>86702315
Tell that to the Karkats in the hundreds of dead timelines where Gamzee killed everyone. Because that's where most of those doomed Aradiabots came from.

>>86702365
I wish I could but that's literally all you had to do.

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>>86702292
Rose is a slytherin because her lust for power drove her to collude with dark forces as she tried to break the game, eventually becoming consumed by their power. Slytherins are ambitions, cunning and unafraid to use morally ambiguous means to their ends.

>>86702386
I like how they were just the "lol evil" school. >b-but my dumbledore
The traits inherent to the school still fucked him over.

Harry Potter is dumb. Fuck Harry Potter.

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>>86702346
You're right, she idolized herself. I misspoke.

>>86702386
I'm sold.

>>86702301
It's (literally) painfully easy
>Gamzee wants to do someone a dead
>Stand 20 feet away
>shout something like "ha mirthful messiahs more like BAD"
>run away giggling like a faggot
>Gamzee chases you to kill you instead

>>86702416
No, I mean, the Silvernigger school specifically caring about lineage.

>>86702415
It's weird. I just started listening to the audiobooks because I wanted something to listen to while I played grindan games that should've died 10 years ago, I step into the first Homosuck thread in forever and I see y'all talking bout Harry Poofter.

>>86702437
>ya'll
Do you use Tumblr? You're triggering me.

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>>86702445
Do they actually use ya'll on tumblr? Isn't that cultural appropriation or does that not matter if they're white?

I don't know why I asked that, I'm pretty sure I already know the answer.

To answer your question though I don't use tumblr to do much more than follow art blogs. I'm just a weenie who says dumb stuff.

Why do so many girls like DaveRose?

>>86702481
>Do they actually use ya'll on tumblr?
Yes, all of them do. And it's a southern thing which isn't inherently any color. I live in Texas and it hurts to talk to people because I just think of Tumblr.

>>86702502
Dude, you need to let the fuck go of tumblr. You are balls deep.

>>86702515
Tumblr gave me PTSD.

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>>86702482
Kanya is a cuck.

>>86702599
Kanaya is Cuntpi and Liveblogger?

>>86702678
No. Like Andrew.

>>86702754
But Andrew doesn't ship RoseDave.

>>86701639
That's Hufflepuff Dave.

>>86703187
Cuntpi's special. Don't rub it in

>>86701444
it's like the simplest and oldest halloween costume, so dated that it's barely used nowadays, and so simplistic that it has a high shittiness factor. therefore, irony.

>>86702415
Dumbledore was a gryffindor though

>>86703486
Really?

>>86703304
I thought Dave just hated niggers lol

>>86701779
by that definition, anyone who ever shows the tiniest amount of courage will be a griffindor

>>86701922
heroic != courage
hell, that stuff was even covered in his arc; being forced by (knightly) duty to act courageous despite being a coward and all that jazz

>Homestuck 2.0
>people believe it's going to be a highschool sitcom
>it actually turns up to be John and his friends killing other sburb winners who turned insane

>>86701782
woah when did this happen?

>>86703766
Sounds awesome, actually.

>>86702060
i hate it but it's the only place i can act out my most depraved fantasies

i guess the majority of the userbase feels the same

alright you shitlords, ive got a morsel of info for you. you can chose to take this or let it die with this shitty thread

-the epilogue is underway and will open up with an injured AR from the alpha sessions derse making his way to the new earth where he will meet up with the mayor and PM
-vriska and the ghosts are DAOOTS, the breach healed itself taking everyone in the bubbles with it
-davepeta and aradia survived
-davekat is still endgame and will get a drawn out kiss scene

andrew has spent the better part of the past few months locked up in his gremblin cave of doritos and gin working on this and this is all hes told me

and fuck you mickey for realizing too late you didnt save the website post as a fucking draft until the fandom found out. interns i tell you

later

>>86704921
this is one of the weaker fake leaks I've seen

>>86704921
Fuck off and don't come back

>>86702084
SKRUB drops 10/25

I would highly recommend playing, it's just plain fun. Especially getting the other players to conspire to cuck the one faggot who keeps trying to waifu all the female npcs. For instance, the Black Queen is having some pretty strong <> feelings toward our dear Rogue, as she thinks he is her gay bff.

>>86704921
>and will open up with an injured AR from the alpha sessions derse making his way to the new earth where he will meet up with the mayor and PM
....?

Wow, these threads are still around.

>>86701290
Wow, you're still around.

I don't know what I expected but it wasn't this.

>>86704921
I believe you

you know, every fucking leak is true if it has a fucking retarded davekat scene

Guys
Let's not forget the Sorting Hat considers "what house do you want to be into" the most important criteria

So it's likely that characters like Vriska and Tavros would both end up in Gryffindor despite their wildly different personalities, because it's the Brave Hero Person House and they both value heroism and bravery in their own ways.

Similarly, Dave doesn't like the thought of being a hero, so might ask to get sorted into Hufflepuff, and Karkat, who likes to pretend he's ruthlessly ambitious, would probably love to belong in Slytherin.

>>86705074
>>86705189
What's with this weird shit?

>>86705226
Hardy Potter is stupid.

>>86705282
*Harry
Fuck.

>>86705282
Homestuck is so much worse

>>86705226
I'd be a slytherin derse dreamer because I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humour

>>86704921
>implying hussie can afford an intern

>>86705750
Interns aren't paid

>>86705780
Hussie still can't afford that.

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>>86702482
You don't?

>>86702482
because they identify as rose

>>86705226
Then why was Albus Severus put into Slytherin?

And I agree that the Cursed Child shouldn't be counted as canon, but JKR implied he'd be going there anyways at the end of the seventh book.

Regardless, do you really think the tryhard coolkid would want to be in the house whose biggest defining trait is being left overs from the other houses? Hufflepuff is the least cool house to be in.

>>86706130
Kanaya's morning routine would really be complete with a nice big breakfast sausage

>>86706130
I like this.

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>>86706149
>nice big breakfast sausage

Man, can you imagine her eating it?

>>86702482
Because dave is confident, rose is sassy, and the two of them mix together.

>>86702482
Good chemistry, and also girls love incest.

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>>86706220
>dave is confident

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>>86701822

>>86706345
Whoa there anon, what are you doing? You didn't even call them a nigger.

>>86706367
i'm too tired, sorry

>>86706390
Ah, sorry to hear that. Well, try to get some rest, and be sure to call them a nigger next time.

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>>86706419
thanks
i was just going to take a nap, heh

>>86706108
Because at the time Albus resented his dad and couldn't think of a better 'fuck you' then being sorted into Voldemort house.

That and the first genuine friend he ever made was almost certainly going there, and he'd rather hang out with him than Hermione Jr.

Do you have any expectations at all for 10/25?

>>86701808
Seems like wordfilter randomly turns on and off.
Which is a shame, banning "cuck" would effectively destroy /v/ and /pol/.

>>86701808
>>86707855
Cuck only wordfilters when you put it in caps.

So does this guy just spam dead inferior ships all day?

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>>86703766
>>Homestuck 2.0
>>people believe it's going to be

>>86701314
i DEFY to you try

>>86701110
Literally doesn't exist anymore in canon, forget her

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>>86707789
Nope.
>>86707928
Thanks.

>>86708065
Would you prefer KatNep anon? Is that what you want?

>>86708214
how come she doesn't exist anymore when karkat does fuckall and is just a shitty fucking afterthought

>>86708294
I'd prefer neither. Why do you feel the need to spam this shit all day?

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>Vriska apologizers paint her as a well-intentioned extremist, the one who does what must be done
Can you even imagine a way to win the game without Vriska raping Tavros? I don't think so.

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>>86708328
Katnep anon died so I took his place.

>>86708347
What if Kanaya raped him?

>>86708377
Why?

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>>86708456
Kanaya would never

>>86708456
KANAYA IS LESBIAN

SHE WOULD NEVER DRINK CHOCOLATE SEMEN

>>86708704
>lesbian
I'm pretty sure that will automatically change as soon as she sees Tavros dick

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>>86708555
Because I love Daverezi and these threads are dead anyways. I would have done it in the threads around 4/13 and the many weeks (months?) after, but there was actually discussion going on then and I didn't want my OTP spamming being attached to whatever opinions I might have been sharing. I try to sage when I do it but honestly I forget most of the time.

Also, sometimes people reply with how much they enjoy Daverezi, or their dynamic, and that makes my day. If it bothers you, I apologize, but there isn't a lot of decent art of them so if you filter the MD5s you won't be seeing me.

>>86708555
>>86708810
pure autism

>>86708704
KANAYA IS A LESBIAN
SHE CHOKES ON MY COCK

>>86708845
It's a Homestuck thread, yeah.

>>86708307
My thought is that Bloods true power is Investment in the story. That's why he's still there. He doesn't have any cool powers, he's just been around long enough that everybody expects him to be there, so he is. He's not important for any reason at all, Vriska stole that from him. He's just invested in the story so he gets to be there at the end. Ultimate joke character.

>>86709385
>classpects actually have powers
How do active and passive really work, if you're so smart?

>>86709418
Active classes are actively fucked over by Hussie, like bringing back Vriska, while passive classes are passively fucked over by Hussie, like just forgetting them.

>>86702060
its awful and has been steadily getting worse. i wonder how many times ive talked to the same person :T

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>>86709633

>>86709418
I forgot my trip. These are the ideas I have used to make the system for my game. I tried to bade them off of Canon as much as possible, but that's near impossible so it will undoubtedly be wrong on some counts.

The difference between active and passive classes are that active classes directly interact with their aspect, or directly affect other players without the others will having any effect over it. Passive classes invite other players to act, thus giving them the power to enact their will upon the medium, or have powers that rely on others for their potency.

These are just general guidelines, as the powers of the classes are more based off of what seemed to be the character archetype the class represents.

Let's take the Page for example. His first power is when he performs an act so pathetic(although that can change per aspect) that it invites everybody else to exploit his aspect. He arms everyone, inviting them to be Knights. This power can seem pretty useless, just holding others weapons for them. But his second power is what makes the Page a class to be reckoned with. It gives the page bonuses to his stats equal to everyone who he has ever acted as Page to, as well as access to the unique weapon they draw out of him. Thus it is the task of the Page to go about acting as bitch to everyone, until the point where he can use everything he has been made to carry.

>>86710347
>exploit
Whoa, that's specific! Do you also have classes that "use" or "have" their aspects?

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Don't wait for the Epilogue, the ending had all the answers.
Unless you care about things other than shipping.

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>clowns don't die
Good thing kids didn't prototype their sprites with a clown or something, that would make imps unbeatable.

>>86710447
But the epilogue didnt confirm anything besides rose n papaya are gay

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>>86710684
>they weren't even holding hands in the end

Poor dumb Rose. Give it another 100 years and Kanaya will have a harem of pretty young things, and Lalonde will be living with her mother like a codependent.

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>>86710561
If Hussie had actually planned this shitshow out, even a little, it could have been a hell of an impact

Imagine if we saw evidence of Caliborn and Gamzee's nature and all that as early as possible, like finding out clown-type enemies are nearly impossible to kill

>>86710741
Kanaya has no options for a harem
>jane
Is a heterosexual
>jade
Kanaya doesnt date anyone with a bigger dick than her
>roxy
Is with cali
>cali
Is with roxy
>terezi
I guess

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>>86710805
100 years dummy, by then they'll have an entire planet of new asses to ride

>>86710879
Yes shell have her pick of gentic abominations, inbreds and carapacians

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>>86710914
>implying they're not going to just clone a million hybrid Roxys to pass aorund

>>86710561
That's a harlequin

>>86711176
Where is the update man?

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I'm still sad we didn't get to see more ideas for sessions. Andrew struck some fun creative gold he could have made a small side project out of to keep setting-interest piqued in some way, maybe set up Paradox Space and Homestuck 2.0 better. But the dude loathes worldbuilding and good ideas, so no dice. Shame.

>>86711550
>LOCAM
Buddy, I know our moon when I see it.

>>86711550
>Paradox Space
Nah, the fandom is too fucking retarded to make good ideas

And most good ideas are butchered to make them tumblr-friendly

>>86711594
You know, it's kind of sad the moon didn't come along with the earth, because then we could have had the Green Moon be Literally LOCAMs Moon.

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Does anyone have context for this image?

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>>86711535

jojostuck updates every friday now due to college

the last update was three days ago

http://mspfanventures.com/?s=13714&fav=1

unless you're talking about something else?

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>>86711603
>those kind of eyes

god dammit Kanaya stop taking boner-inducing makeup tips from your slutty cumtank of a 'girlfriend'

Sometimes I almost wish Rose had kept the blonde but gone full goth whore

>>86711763
Oh, no, I was talking about Jojostuck, thanks for informing me about the update schedule by the way.

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>>86711785
>Those first threads after Rose's black dress was revealed
literally the best time to be in hsg. It was open season on Rose slutification

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>>86712112
kan is for sexual

>>86710805
Kanaya can start dating the myriad of blonde spoiled Strider puppygirls that have grown up by that point.

>>86712149
But first what?

>>86712247
lewd purposes

>>86712265
What lewd purposes anon?

>>86712226
But they're all straight!

>>86712294
Please, they're stuck up rich bitches, they're all a little bisexual

>>86712247
WE MUST TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES

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>>86700781
Cute non-fucked over kids are cute!

would pre-godtier dirk or sollux win in a fight to protect their respective bitch?

>>86712489
>jade why are you black when our parents are clearly of asian descent

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>>86712539
>Not wanting a heavily tanned partly Asiatic looking Jade

>>86712558
jake is tanned though
she is overcooked

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>>86712520
>no alt timeline where Eri went Godtier in the veil and turned into a recurring villain

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>>86712581
Dark tan skin can be cute.

>>86702482
They go well together.

The incest is just a bonus

>>86701041
For christsake stop

I dont want this thread for the 20th time this week

>>86712594
but he got fish pussy and got tiger in one

and that's all we can be glad for

>>86712489
Holy shit

Skin colors that actually make sense

Its a miracle

(Jade and Jakes make sense because they live on islands in the middle of the ocean)

>>86712888
>tanning turns you into a nigger

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>>86713068
>every dark-skinned person is black

>>86713112
Well, no, but they aren't white either.

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>>86713280
no

>>86713068
Jade had narcolepsy so she probably passed out outside for hours at a time

>that one fic where Dave was kidnapped and raped by Jane

>>86713380
>that one fic where Dave was kidnapoed and raped by Jane but it was actually Jane

>>86713449
>Jane pretending to be Jane
The perfect disguise!

>>86713344
"narcolepsy"

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>>86713497

what is the most VILE, HURTFUL and OVER the LINE prank the two nannasprites could have pulled on jade?

>>86713449
>that one fic where Jade and Jane consider things for a moment, make up because family should always be close, and then both rape him

>>86714190
Why would they prank their daughter like that? Especially the Nannasprite that spent years with her and dealing with her heartbreaking doggy depression and comforting her while secretly feeling that she's failed as a caregiver because there's no way she can help her child

>>86714412
I mean
If Jane is going to rape, she'll rape Jake.
It's the circle of rape: Rose -> John, Jade -> Dave, Jane -> Jake, Roxy -> Dirk, and John, and Jake

>>86714536
>Roserape

God I miss that. That was good stuff.

The REAL circle of rape

Dirk > Rose
Dave > John
Roxy > Jane
Jake > Jade

Jane loves cummies!

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homestuck is very, very bad

>>86702237
>There is a universe where Homestuck went ahead on 4/10
>There is a universe where it was good

>That fic where everybody hates Jane
>Slowly Nannasprite realizes everybody is starting to hate her too because of her relations to Jane
>Kills Jane in her sleep

>>86713687
Fuck you it said it was right when i typed it

>>86715176
There wasn't a typo

She didn't have narcolepsy

Vriska was just using her as a target to train the use of her powers on humans

That's why she stopped falling asleep constantly

So when 4chan dies, what happens to us

>>86705009
Links? I wanna see what it's like

I feel so CAUCASIAN

>>86716129
>4chan
>dying

>>86716129
Why would 4chan die? I think your question is backwards, these threads are on life support.

>>86701639
It works. Dave with all the heroic bullshit he ironically subverts but winds up doing anyways.

It gives him something to fight against.

Why are we still posting here?

>>86701723
He thinks he is, but he really isn't. There are plenty of times (like facing his death at the hands of Jack, or trying to undertake the Green Sun mission in Rose's stead and chasing her down when she took off without him, even though he knew it was certain death)

>>86716457
>>86716507
Japanese Moot announced that this site is bleeding money like crazy and he's going to need to at least cut back on things

>>>/qa/706294

I honestly doubt I'd really miss this site for the most part but I enjoy the little autistic corner of the Internet that is /hst/ and I'd miss it

>>86716673
>capital letters
hand in your badge

>>86716630
Give us somewhere else and I'll go, my dude
>>86716129
Talking of which, does anyone wanna do a "/co/ sings" of How do I Live? I heard that mentioned around when Act 7 ended, I thought the D8 night version would be cool to do

>>86716280
Jade "No ZOG in my Frog" Harley approves

>>86716742
Homestuck betrayed and hurt us too badly for anyone to want to do anything Homestuck related.

>>86716507
>>86716630
I expect there to be a revival (albeit in /vg/, where the mods pretty much anything goes, no matter how autistic) when/if Hiveswap comes out in 2017

>>86716735
It's been bleeding money for years. We'll be fine. Cut /pol/ and /b/.

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>>86716965
>Hiveswap comes out

>>86716965
>>86717182
>Hiveswap
Reminder, lads: Hiveswap, more than any other reason, is the reason Homestuck went to shit. Hiveswap is, ultimately, the reason for the Gigapause, and several lesser hiatuses. Hiveswap is the Dio Brando to Homestuck's Joseph Joestar, if Hussie is George Joestar. Hiveswap is the embodiment of ruin for Homestuck, and for us.

It is your duty to ensure that Hiveswap is a massive commercial failure. Show no mercy. Get a little of your own back from that man.

>>86717271
*Jonathan Joestar

>>86717182
The Hiveswap webpage was briefly edited to say Q1 2017, and then taken down again

>>86717271
The "Hiveswap" threads would only nominally be about Hiveswap. In practice, they'd be /hsg/ all over again (but not called that, because Hearthstone already has dibs on /hsg/)

But yeah don't give Hussie your money

>>86717271
We don't need to do anything for that to happen, part one means it's going to be an hour long point and click 2d flash game written by nu male tumblr cucks (not including andrew hussie) sold to a dead audience with an announcement of no sequel about a month after release. The game might not ever be finished anyway.

>>86717372
>dat back arch
It's the kind of flexibility that lets you tongue-punch her mouthhole while rod-slipping her lovebox. Just fold her over like you're on /po/ and one-two-three you're in the flow.

Don't forget the breasts when you go down, of course.

>>86717424
The odds of the game making money are slim, but you can still do your part. Don't let that con artist see a cent of your money.

>>86717373
>The Hiveswap webpage was briefly edited to say Q1 2017, and then taken down again
top lel

>>86716965
Hiveswap will never last, there's no mods for it.

>>86717548
>buying single player video games in 2016
heh, don't worry about a thing bud.
All I want from Hiveswap is joey porn

>>86717614
There is autism, which /utg/ has been running off of for a year and counting

>>86716129
We die

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how do we fix hussie

>>86718208
I don't get the joke.

>>86717628
Will Joey manage to be a better character than jade and Jane? Because homestuck without sounds irritating as fuck.

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>>86718208

>>86718642
*without strilondes
Don't know why my phone deleted that word.

>>86718642
>>86718754
Straight Strilondes > Harleyberts > Gay Strilondes

>>86718861
What about incestuous strilondes?

>>86705623
It's really not.

>>86706101
A dumb bitch?

>>86718861
this is wrong on so many levels

Strilondes:
Rose: Boring
Dave: Ok for the first three acts then he got Boring
Roxy: Boring
Dirk: Perfect

John: Funny, sexy, interesting
Jade: Funny, sexy, interesting
Jane: Bitchy, sexy, boring
Jake: Funny, sexy, boring


Superior genes win again.

>>86708116
It'll happen.

>>86708963
WTF, I hate Homestuck now.

>>86714874
WTF, I really, really hate Homestuck now.

>>86719488
>>86719689
What was the original instance of this sentiment in reply to, anyway?

>>86718861
>straight Strilondes
Don't exist.
>but Roxy
Bisexual.

Also you forgot to put gay Harleyberts on there. Hint: there's one confirmed and he's the worst.

>>86719722
Guy saying all Homestuck threads have autism in it.

To find out who is the superior genepool, we must first understand that each character is one of four characters Hussie can only write. For convenience we will refer to them as
>John
>Rose
>Dave
>Jade
characters.

>Trolls
Aradia: Jade then Rose then Jade
Tavros: John
Sollux: Dave
Karkat: Dave
Nepeta: Jade
Kanaya: Rose
Terezi: Dave
Vriska: Jade
Equius: John
Gamzee: John
Eridan: Rose
Feferi: Jade

>Carapace
Spades Slick (and all jacks): Rose
Diamonds Droog: Dave
Boxcars: Jade
Deuce: John

WV: John
PM: Jade
WQ: Rose
AR: Dave

BQ: Rose
BK: Unknown
WK: John

>Cherubs
Caliborn: Dave
Calliope: Jade

>Guardians
Dad: John
Nanna: John
Mom: Rose
Bro: Dave
Gramps: Jade
Bec: Jade
Gcat: Jade
FedoraFreak: John

>Alpha Kids
Jane: John
Dirk: Dave
Roxy: Rose
Jake: Jade

>Etc.
LE: Rose
Hussie: Dave
Alt Calliope: Rose
Serenity: Jade

Alpha John
Alpha Dave
Alpha Rose
Alpha Jade

Horrorterrors: Rose

>Ancestors (Both)
Damara: Rose
Rufioh: Dave
Mituna: John
Kankri: Dave (i would have said rose but dave's masculinity rant really shed a light on dave's true colors ie faglord)
Meulin: Jade
Porrim: Rose
Latula: Dave
Aranea: Rose
Horuss: John
Kurloz: John
Cronus: Rose
Meenah: Dave

[1/2]

>>86719739
>>but Roxy
>Bisexual
Proof?

>>86719038
Pretty high-tier

>>86719739
>there's one confirmed and he's the worst
Jane is the worst though.

>>86719973
his cavernous ass

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>>86719973
Roxy got married to a girl.

Can't find the screencap of Hussie saying "gay singularity" from that particular day but trust me, there is no straight Strilonde.

>>86720018
Debatable. I'll grant a tie.

>>86719963
>implying jake acts anything like jade

>>86720154
>Jake
>not bi
He's explicitly into ladies too.
>bi erasure

>>86720199
Yeah really, he's no breedslut

>>86719963

>AI
AR: Dave

Now that we have a way to measure each character, we simply list the good characters of each character type.

>Good John characters
John
Equius
Deuce
WV
Dad
Nanna
Mituna

>Good Rose Characters
Eridan
Jack
Mom
Aranea

>Good Dave Characters
Dave
Sollux
Droog
AR
AR
Caliborn
Dirk
Meenah
Condy

>Good Jade Characters
>Aradia

Now we simply count:
John: 7
Rose: 4
Dave: 9
Jade: 1

Conclusion
From this information we can gather that Dave is the best character as there are more good Dave characters than any other character archetype.

Sources
http://www.mspaintadventures.com

>>86719963
This is retarded.

>>86720263
This is especially retarded.
>Aradia
>Good

>>86720154
>Using tricksters as evidence.
Ayyy lmao.

>>86720263
Wow, this got super wrong super quick

>>86720252
Dave's also bi and the only options they gave were gay or straight. I assumed it was gay in the general sense, like a bi person saying "wow I'm so gay". Hence defending Roxy as bi. I'm also inclined to think Rose is bi but that's ambiguous.

>>86720318
Why do you think it's greentexted? It's a controversial topic that needs further testing, but for the purpose of this experiment I counted it.

>>86720360
Care to write up your explanation then? Otherwise this is hard science.

>>86720348
Calliope, dude.

>>86720437
Your science is bad and you are gay.

>>86720482
What?

>>86720492
Care to write up your explanation then? Otherwise this is hard science.

>>86720537
It's not. You're gay. The only thing that's hard is your dick (for men.)

>>86720522
When Roxy gave Calliope the ring of life. Hussie posted something akin to "see? gay singularity" on Twitter. He later left some affectionate interaction ambiguous ("in times like these words have a hard time cutting it"), pretty obviously hinting at a kiss BUT that can't be confirmed.

>>86720382
I refuse to believe in bi Dave. The epilogue can consist of nothing but Dave taking it up the ass from Karkat and I'll still refuse to accept him as anything other than straight

>>86720778
That's because post-retcon Dave isn't Dave.

>>86720762
So pandering? Can't take it as proof.

>>86720778
You're just a homophone!

>>86720778
I love davejade but nigga he was raised by the gayest dude in five different universes

it'd be impossible if he wasn't AT LEAST bi-curious

>>86720872
>what's the point of having sex it i can't have kids...

>>86720872
>Jade "Greyskin Genocider" Harley
>Having sex with a troll

DELET THIS

>>86720819
I wish Hussie would confirm it either way but he's a coward and Roxy/John enjoys fair popularity so despite the clear hints I don't think Roxy/Calliope will ever be confirmed beyond this pandering. On the other hand, he'll never explicitly deconfirm it because he'll be flayed for gay baiting. This is a hellish limbo.

Anyway, the only straight kids are Jane and John and probably Jade, but if she enjoyed the kiss from Davepeta all bets are off.