This nigga just challenged you to a Xiaolin Showdown, but you

>>86692540
It depends, wich are the Shen Gong Wus?

>>86692578
Jack has Monkey staff. You get your pick of fist of Third Arm Dash, Orb of Tornami, Sword of the Storm, or Tangle Web Comb.

>>86692540
Arm wrestle, he's weak and a nerd.

>>86692540
I challenge him to this game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s79qJvGwINk

>>86692540
...can I use a shitty version of calvinball where the first rule is: "Everything Jack does is considered cheating so he has to pay the price of getting electrocuted to death multiple times whenever he cheats"?

>>86692540
I'll challenge him to the ultimate test of strength.

Seeing who can survive longer on reddit

>>86692540
Challenge him to a children's cards game, the loser goes directly to the shadow realm

>>86692910
RIP anon, you werent brave but truly stupid for taking him on his natural habitat

>>86692677
Tangle web comb and just rip the staff out of his hands, the showdown would be something like climbing a tower so I could make him accept the challenge and end up with the adventage
But, could he use his gadgets in during the showdowns in the show? I don't remember

>>86692879
I think the opponent had to agree to the proposed game, but then again the rules for showdowns were never really well-defined.

>>86693043
Both challengers had acces to whatever they had on them, so Jack could just use his flying backpack. No robots though.

>>86692540
YAMI NO GEIMU
If my post ends in a 5 he gets cast to the shadow realm.

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Dance off.

>>86693086
Well, I could persuade him to drop the backpack, he really liked the monkey staff and the challenge would make him confident enough

>>86692540
Wait, I think I got it: Russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol, I offer myself as the first turn then proceed to shoot him

>>86692677
I choose Sword of the Storm, challenge him to a staring contest. I never lose staring contests.

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>>86693253
Kek

Punch him in the dick and take his shit.

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>>86692540
>Jack has Monkey Staff
>I choose Orb of Toonami.
>I challenge him to a masturbation contest, the last person to cum is the winner.
>GONE YE TAMPAI
>Everytime I get close to finishing I use the Orb of Toonami to pour cold water on my cock.

>>86692540
It's D&D, I'm the DM, and we're running the Tomb of Horrors campaign. He gets no teammates. His character dies, he loses. His character makes it through the whole thing alive, he wins.