Where my eel at? Where my eel?
Is there anything more ugly than 3d Murdoc?
>>86676891
surely there must be some reflective surfaces in your house anon.
>>86676726
He's feelin'
eel.
I feel so bad for 2d. He's had a rough life.
>>86676726
You can't go dressin' like a goddamn Nazicracka ass
>>86676726
2D is so moe in all of those animated shorts.
>>86676726
Murdoc's bulge in this short tho
Wasn't there supposed to be a new album sometime starting last year?
>>86678662
Pushed back. We're also expecting the reveal real soonhopefully[\spoiler]
>>86677345
wow, rude
>>86676891
3D 2D is pretty cute tho.
>>86679299
2D is always cute
>>86679299
What a nightmare. Kidnapped by Murdoc and dragged around with only him and a creepy killer sex robot modeled after your surrogate little sister for company and crammed into tight spaces and abused. I bet he was real glad when Russel and Noodle found them.
>>86678321
When is 2D ever not moe?
>>86679415
>tfw Murdoc probably took his sexual frustration out on 2D a couple times during plastic beach
>>86679742
Wait, is Murdoc bi?
>>86679790
I think he's admitted to fucking dudes before.
>>86679742
>couple
There's no way he wasn't hitting that 4 times a day
>>86679790
Hes not bi. What do they call somebody whos a demonic entity that fucks anything and everything thats comes into contact with it?
>>86679847
Arrested
>>86679847
bi?
>>86679742
There are definitely fanfics about that somewhere on the internet.
>>86679790
>>86679847
He's not heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
He's just sexual.
>>86679847
Pansexual. Not "special snowflake orientation that is essentially bi", pansexual in its true meaning.
>>86680177
I'm pretty sure pansexual is just limited to humans. Murdoc's definitely fucked things that weren't human.
>>86680154
I read one where Murdoc rapes 2D while forcing cyborg Noodle to ride 2D at the same time to mindbreak him even further.
They knew what they were doing.
>>86680202
"Pansexual but only for humans" is just bi.
>>86680177
Murdoc is not pansexual. Hes like, Zeus tier sexual. Hes the kind of guy that would fuck a toaster, and then a flower pot, and then watch TV and see some animal on the discovery channel and think "yeah, Id like to fuck that too."
>>86680282
He's omnisexual, like Colonel Gentleman.
>Murdoc probably just barely falls into the Colonel's preference for scrawny men
>>86680282
So basically it's not a stretch to assume Murdoc fucked 2D and roboNoodle while stuck on Plastic Beach
>>86679790
>>86679847
The most important thing is to be aware and keep his rotting, diseased dick far away from you.
>>86680389
There's not much to give reasonable doubt aside from Russell jumping in to protect 2D.