What did /co/ think of Storks?
What?
I loved everything about it
>>86674730
Better than I expected
>>86674730
Just wating for the toddlercon.
Domestic Scenes of a bird and girl got to me more than I thought it would.
>>86674951
What do you mean what?
Waiting for the right-wing (no pun intended) extremists to get pissed about thehomosexual and interracial couples at the end. Pretty progressive, IMO. Even a disabled woman and a single mother.
>>86677565
those were pretty brief tho
ultimately the message of the movie is very pro-family, and I could see allot of conservatives actually getting behind it, as long as they can get over the fact that it also includes other types of families
>>86677771
>pretty brief
>Paranorman had one single joke about the brother being gay
>giant fucking uproar from pissed off conservatives who thought "CARTOONS TRYIN' TA TURN MUH KIDS GAY"
>conservatives getting behind it
>get over the fact that it also includes other types of families
You don't read the news much, do you anon?
i still need to wait two weeks to watch this movie.
gosh i really need something new and fun to watch.
>>86678194
I personally know conservatives who do not mind
>>86678516
That's great. Look up the reaction to Paranorman. Go ahead, tell me what they said then.
i swear to holy dog, there's a dreamworks face in there
>>86674730
A pretty decent movie. Definetly better than I expected.
A pretty good movie if I may say so. The banter between Tulip and Junior kept me in stitches. The antics of the wolf pack was so silly it was actually funny. "Wolf pack! In the form of...."
It's a comfy and feel-good movie. :^)
>>86678594
Media loves a controversy, they focus on the few retards and you imagine a large crowd of people who are in an uproar.
It's a few retards, it's always a few retards.
they made me ship a bird with a human
those monsters
this might be the closest we will ever get to something resembling classic Looney Tunes
Surprisingly great. Loved every part of it. The duo, the wolves, the pigeon, the family, boss, everything.
But I can't help but think that people won't have enough interest and it will only do modestly at the box office.
>Also same voice actress
>>86680862
i dunno why they even they made this movie, but i am glad WB is at least trying to get back to animation. next step: Lego Batman!
Hopefully it's gets a show. A Looney tunes show style show maybe.
>Pic related, new waifu.
why is the baby wearing makeup
>>86680961
They have to make babies attractive or else the parents won't want it. Just like how wild animals won't take their babies back if they don't smell like them.
There's the DreamWorks face
Julip best ship.
It was shit.
Anyone who thought this garbage was good needs to be shot.
>>86678194
Conservative here. What's crazy is that Para-Norman didn't promote "the gay agenda" in any meaningful way. It just depicted a teenager who was attracted to dudes instead of women. There have always been faggots. That's very different from two men living together, receiving tax benefits and raising a child.
>>86679944
mu only thought when they showed the Wolfsub in the trailers was this:
>"...What?"
>>86682863
>let's have another one
>>86682947
you are too young to be on this site
Is there any Tulip fanservice or footservice in this movie? I need to know whether I should bother torrenting.
>>86677565
We got an islamophobe here.
>>86683540
yeah, why do liberals defend Muslims so much anyway?
I mean, they strive to destroy everything the liberals stand for.
It just makes no sense
>>86674730
>from the makers of Lego movie
That's why i didn't go to see Storks.
>>86684537
Because freedom of religion is an unalienable right but this isn't time for a civic lesson anon, this is a thread for a underrated comfy movie.
>>86684537
>I mean, they strive to destroy everything the liberals stand for.
wow i didn't know you had access to the islamic hivemind
hook me up bro i want to share the thoughts of billions of people too
>>86684674
If they are practicing the Quran it means everything liberal would be seen as evil to them. Doesn't mean blow it all up but it would lead to a loaded gun situations where either liberals forfeit rights to them or they "go back home"
To be blunt Muslims are the rock star/Special snowflake western religion of the era much like how Buddhism/Hinduism was in the 60's and 70's and how Christianity was during the start of the 20th century. It's just a lot of background noise from kids, late bloomers and damaged minds.
I will watch it when there's 1080p web-DL
It seens cute and tolerablw but it does not seem like it deserves my money
>>86684940
I think the attachment to terrorism is what gets people most, the two have become almost inseparable in the public conscious.
>>86685101
That's what made them get attention enough to be that special snowflake faith.
Much like how radical Christians of the late 1800's caused a boost in interest in the faith.
moral of life: Violence is the best solution.
>>86677771
Nuclear Family is the only type of Family. By definition, "Single Mother" is hardly Family at all and ultimately destructive for the child as well as society as a whole.
>>86685453
I think "Raise Your Kids" is a moral most sane people can get behind tho
>>86682947
>DUDE PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH ME NEED TO BE SHOT LMAO
Kill yourself.
>Tulip and Junior acting like new parents when trying to get the baby to sleep.
I can relate to this and I'm sure a lot of parents in the audience does too.
>>86686038
Yes, definitely.
>>86682863