What if Superman had a katana, the strongest weapon in the universe?

He'd probably be a decent character for the first time in his history.

A katana is too fatal for superman's crimefighting style

>>86643390
He'd be able to cut through his enemies like mowing the lawn

>>86643390
it would break

>>86643482

Japanese steel doesn't break.

>>86643464
Rather than a sharpened edge you just have a row of metal fists running up the blade.

>>86643390
I fucking hate weebs.

>>86643390
Superman has a sword, and it makes him omnipotent. He just does not like using it.

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>teleports behind Superman
>bisects him with superior Japanese steel
>"Nothing personal, Clark..."

>>86643603
it does
that is what the Sai was made for

>>86643390
He'd put it in the Fortress of Solitude with his other cool trinkets and continue about his business

>>86643390
>Dem shoes

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>>86644873
>someone else remembered the Sword of Superman

>>86643390
>What if Superman had Katana

why is everyone insisting on Lois being a cuck

>>86643390
He will cut down the people who wronged him and restore honor to his fallen clan.

Also, what the fuck is that guy's belt? A bungee cord with a lock at the end?

>>86645299
> implying he wouldn't share

>>86645318
He's holding a katana and wearing a leather jacket in what is clearly summer.

What the fuck isn't this guy?

>>86643390
He might stand a chance against Coldsteel.

Didnt he have a katana in the justice league hereafter episode

>>86645072
you forgot to unzip your katana

>>86643390
>Katana

That's an ōdachi, you filthy part-time weeboo.

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>>86645093
Don't be silly, sais were made for stabbing.

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>>86643390
>the strongest weapon in the universe
WRONG

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>>86643404
but he did OP

>>86647435

Update your frog slut comic you faggot

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>>86643603
>literally bends around the blade to attack the user
The Katana is the ultimate weapon

>>86647435
Don't you have sexy turtle girls to draw?

>>86647418
Why would you keep Katana zipped up? Don't bully Katana!

>>86643390
Then he would be called Katana-man.

>>86647595

Thunderbirds are cool.

>>86647435

This whole thread is attempting to mock Katana. So obviously they don'tknow shit about it.

>>86647644
Beatriz is pure! PURE!!!

...pure slutness,of course...
talking seriously, it restarts updates this monday.

>>86647692
I prefer kobolds,tqvm...but it's a good shcedule slot for the past-xmass period,thanks for the idea!

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>>86647755
What if their style of puppetry was used to produce a new Superman show on Netflix?

>>86643390
>superspeeds behind you
>pssh... nothing personnel, lex