Originally a military vehicle, this bicycle was suited to transporting troops down narrow paths who were heavily bogged by provisions and weaponry. When the owner of our shop purchased this retired equipment at an auction, we told him he'd never find the Ronnie of legend. Few of us believed such a creature could even exist.
Ronnie is a funny dude but maybe it's time to employ Nedriod tactics. He's not suited for weekly comics, let alone tri-weekly.
>>86634632
Ronnie, no. The fork angle on that bike would make its turning circle unfeasible in most situations.
>>86634632
I'm no structural engineer, but wouldn't this bike crumble faster than a moped made of dominos? It has 2 incredibly feeble structural points and is missing the bottom support bar that most bikes have.
>>86634870
>I'm no structural engineer
Clearly, neither is Ronnie
>>86634870
>>86634757
It's magical, just like Ronnie.When it's about to break down, a replace appears.
>>86634632
Thanks Doc
>>86634870
Oh shit. I'm on my phone and didn't even notice that.
>>86634870
WW2 treaded bike when?
>>86634971
>half-track bicycle
I never knew I wanted this.
>>86634632
>awkward shape
>extremely poor turning radius
>would probably fall over a lot
>glaring design flaws that don't even make sense
>tires look like giant beards
it's literally ronnie in bike form