>Martian Manhunter >is a Martian >hunts men

um EXCUSE ME Martian Manhunter is straaight he has a wife an deverything so i ould appreciate you not dsaying such gay things about my FAVORITE superhero THANK YOu

Name didn't sound quite as gay back when they invented the character.

>>86620124
He's a gay alien?

A Gaylien???

>Deadpool

>is not dead
>rarely if ever seen in a pool

>Batman

>is not a bat
>barely a man

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>>86620154
Too late, J'onn wants the Aquadick.

>Metal Men
>Are metal
>Are not men, just robots

>>86621654
It gets even worse
>Wade Wilson
>Doesn't will a son
>Not in pools
>So doesn't wade.

Get your shit together Marvel.

>Black Panther
>Isn't a racist

>>86622133
>his dad's name isn't even Will

>>86622198
The Black Panthers are the ones who are ripping off his name. They are not even Wakandans, much less nobles.

>dumb hate symbol poster

>>86622275
>he doesn't like based jaffas

Fuck off.

>>86620124
>I'M GONNA HUNTS ME SOME MANS

>Bill Wilson

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>>86622293
Goold

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>>86620124
Peter parker

> doesn't even have a driver's license so he can't park
> where's skin tight Spandex and you still can't see his Peter

>>86620186
gayyy lmao

>>86620124
>>86620154
>>86620172
>>86620186
>>86621960
More like Martian Manhumper

>>86622464
No, no, he's called that because he parks his peter in all the ladies. Bitches love Spider-Man.

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>>86620124
>Goa'uld

>Claim to be gods
>Actually are

Fucking Tau'ri, am I right?

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Candle Jack

His name isnt Jack
and he isnt

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As far as non-indicative capeshit names go, you can't get much worse than pic related

>>86622383
>also named Will Wilson

What counts as gay for an alien shapeshifter living among humans?

>>86622725
Klaw is his real name.

Has there ever been a Green Lantern who's literally a green lantern?

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>>86620124

>>86622961
What was that comic in which J'onn shape-shifted into a female martian? Like, it was just him but with tits. I think it was JLI, but I am not quite sure.

>>86622847
I know but given how superhero comics work, you'd expect a guy with a name like Klaw to use claws

>Daredevil
>isn't a daredevil

>>86623052
But he is a daredevil

But he's not a devil, just a guy

>>86621960
To be fair, he was completely insane at the time.

However, if it weren't for Mera, I would ship it. StarFish

>>86623038
Don't worry, soon he will be killed off and replaced with the All-New, All Different Klaw, a native Wakandan woman upset with the native government.

>>86621960
>translated from arabic
Where's her burkini?

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>>86623105
What about a threesome.

>>86623166
I'll take it.