How does Superman cut his hair?

He goes to SuperCuts

>>86584602
Noice.

Why can't he do the same thing?

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>>86584602

>>86584629
Because trimming hair to a specific length is different than fucking burning it all off you numbnut.

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>>86584602

>>86584602
You're an asshole i love you.

>>86584488
You guys are fucking idiots. His hair isn't made of anything special, he can cut it like anyone else.

>>86584488
Don't despair Primcess D., your hair's glorious enough as it is.

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>>86584669
>can withstand bullets and bombs
>not made of anything special.

>>86584669
That's wrong. His hair is super as well. Everything on him is indestructible. It's been shown many times he needs to use his heat vision to shave.

>>86584642
He doesn't really burn it off though, he literally shaves his facial hair off with it a fine laser. He could do the same on his head hair, it wouldn't really requires a different type of beam.

You're thinking of the whole thing wrong.

>>86584488
Kryptonite shears.

>>86584702
shaving facial hair is completely different to shaving hair-hair you pre-teen.

You can just slice all that shit off, but for hair-hair you need precision, if it was a laser he'd need to somehow laser his hair in layers without blowing off everything behind those hairs, AKA if he lasered his bangs he'd laser everything behind them too, unevenly.

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>>86584731
>if he lasered his bangs he'd laser everything behind them too, unevenly.

No he wouldn't, he has precise control

>>86584691
>Everything on him is indestructible.
Not true. He bleeds and gets cuts and shit all the time.

>>86584754
You cant curve lasers, numbnuts.

Kryptonite-edged razor

>>86584778
we're talking about doing this with a mirror, you do get the curve effect if he changes the angle as he does it

>>86584488

Just tears it to the appropriate length with his hands.

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>>86584602
fpbp

>>86584488
I imagine he places a mirror in front of him, then one behind his head, and angles it just right so that it trims.

Or maybe he has some kind of magic razor from the gods.

>>86584669
>His hair isn't made of anything special
I think it's All-Star where there's a museum display of one of his hairs holding up a large weight.

>>86585552

I thought it's Superman 4.

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>>86585552
>>86585571
It is Superman IV.

But at the same time Gene Hackman manages to just cut it with a pair of scissors.

>>86585484

Metal as fuck.

>>86584845
A mirror would only melt. They don't reflect 100% of light, you know.

>>86585599
No, he uses bolt cutters.

>>86584488
>tfw have wavy black hair like Superman and Wonder Woman
>tfw everyone wants straight hair now

Should have been born 30 years ago.

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>>86585673
You're right, my bad.

>>86584691
It's not necessarily indestructible, just a lot herder to destroy than human hair. Superman could withstand his own heat vision, but his hair is easily burned away by it.