Would you be proud to know Skwisgaar Skwigelf is your biological

>>86579617

Hey, it's better than having Murderface as a father.

>>86579646
>having Murderface as a father

Truly horrifying

>>86579617
He can be my daddy any time! While wearing a full body condom, of course.

Yeah, me and a couple hundred other kids. Kinda loses its unique appeal.

>>86579617
I wouldn't mind being the son of a son of a god.

>>86579617
Depends can i crush in the house sometime and hang out with the band? and borrow some money for school? maybe he would give me the money if i tell him is for hookers and booze

>>86579617
As long as I get the ability to so this solo
https://youtu.be/u43AQjFuZnU

>>86581742
>associating with anything Metalocalypse
>at all
This is how you die in a terrible way.

>>86579617

Yes. Plus, I'd be even whiter than I am now.

>>86579617
I'd prefer to be Nathan's son